The Shiori Novella - Chapter 9, Page 763

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Death is just another path, one that we all must take.

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[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is such a dork

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Why is the timer counting down? I'm so fucking lost.

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Shiorin cute!

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Well right to it then

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>>72554648
shioretarded

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>>72554648
She's stupid please understando

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>>72554501
They need to farm and hunt to not starve
You can't do that in a keep

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What time's the movie at? Lost track.

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I LOVE THIS BATTLE

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>>72554764
kek

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SHIORI A CUTE

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>>72554648
>Aren't girls the cutest when they're retarded?
>okay, not THAT retarded.
idk how you fuck up a timer like this and then don't figure out how to fix it. better yet, I have no goddamn clue how its this hard to set up a basic timer

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For me? It's Shiori taking a huge shit on my chest.

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>>72554743
Yeah and isn't Hellms deep more of an outpost than a settlement?

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You know. At some point this goes beyond "Gosh, I'm such a ditz" into actual negligence.

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Bau Bau Bau Bau

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>>72554764
2h7m

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>>72554764
Around 2:07:05

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>>72554857
kek

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>>72554857
The Bau Bau riders

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Shiori would subject you to hypnosis before you leave on a trip

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>>72554857
We ride at dawn

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[Anonymous No.]

SHUT UP AGENT SMITH

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>>72554975
Don't look so smug if you can't even set a timer, you DORK

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Elrond just doesn't want his daughter to be plapped by a man

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its just like frieren

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>>72555068
Just like noble Hulk Hogan not wanting a lesser race with his kid

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>>72554701
>>72554739
Above average IQ btw

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>>72555068
He would unironically wash her minge with steel wool

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>>72555150
She has her moments, like a lot. It happens way more often than she'd like to admit

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>>72555130
Nick Hogan is too busy drifting his Supra and killing his friends

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I don't know about you guys but I don't think they understand how Valinor works

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>>72555245
Not every parent bats a thousand

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>>72555248
i also dont know how it works

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wow tolkien really mogged lewis so hard

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>Galadriel
Based
>Elrond
Faggot

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>>72555357
Symbolism lion hate

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>>72555357
just wait until you hear about gormenghast

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I can't get into the movie anymore knowing that if I click on the wrong thing I'm fucked and I can't even sync back correctly without doing a fucking math equation because Shiori doesn't care about me (She never does anyway, but I mean on this specific instance).

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This is a huge plot point difference between the movies and books. In the books Faramir doesn't give a fuck about the Ring and knows about its temptations, but the movies make him look like he's tempted by it. He was NEVER tempted by it.

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Marry/Concubine/Fuck/Kill with the girls.

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>>72555506
You'll be okay.

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>>72555534
Kill Biboo, fuck and marry the rest.

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>>72555534
Marry Shiori, fuck Shiori.

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>>72555534
Shiori/Nerissa/Fauna/Biboo

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>>72555534
Marry Shiori, Concubine Fauna, Fuck Nerissa, take Biboo as my little sister and kill (You) anon

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>>72555534
marry fauna
do nothing else because it would upset my new wife

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>>72555534
100 kanjo-style marry advent
kill fauna

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>>72555534
If you leave Fauna alive you can have her res the dead one

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when the counter reaches 0?

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>>72555534
Marry Shiori
Concubine Shiori
Fuck Shiori
Kill Shiori

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SO THAT'S WHY YOU CALL HIM BROROMIR

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>>72555534
Shiori/Fauna/Biboo/Nerissa
I'm not killing Biboo...

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DENETHOR, NERISSA

AN ACTUAL CHAD UNTIL THAT STUPID STONE MINDBROKE HIM

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>I'm his brother

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They really can't go a single scene, no matter how somber or serious, without one of them making a retarded quip and ruining the feeling can they?

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>>72555694
>marrying your dead, cum-filled concubine

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FOR GONDOR

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>>72555534 (me)
Shiori/Fauna/Nerissa/Biboo but it's in self defense I swear

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say what you think about them shiori

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>>72555753
First 3+ people watchalong?

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Rissa is gonna make Shiori fucking cry

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DENETHOR HATE

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>they don't like their parent
>shiori doesn't like her parents
THEY ARE

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Shiori probably relates to Faramir minus having a sibling.

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>>72555858
Shut up Denethor is great in the books. The movies make him look like a crazy old man.

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>>72555858
DENETHOR HAD SHIT GOING ON, PALANTIR SHIT, OK.

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>>72554857

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>>72555753
Marvel brainrot

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Why would you kill Biboo Baggins?

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>>72555970

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>>72555944
Imagine a hundred of retarded shiori creaturas crawling up and down your cock

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>>72555970
I can't marry or fuck a 12 year old, sorry

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>>72556094
Yeah I dont like hags past their prime either

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What the fuck man

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>>72556094
You can take Biboo as your daughter

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>>72556094
so you could concubine her?

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frodo's pikachu

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>>72556161
Being a hag IS their prime.

>Watame
>Lui
>Mio
>Aki

ALL in their prime.

[Anonymous No.]

They took away his meds

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Reminder that physical coercion usually results in bad information.

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I laughed at smeagol getting beaten

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Kek

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>>72556200
wh-what do you think cuncubines are for?

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>>72556311
Damn it he would have been fine if he lasted to the end of the movie too

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>the true menhera
kek shiori

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I already have that haircut. Fuck me, Nerissa.

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God I wish I wasn't bald.

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>>72556170
Would, but it wasn't an option

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>>72556335
whatever you want i guess

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>>72556432
Why in the name of god do you have Frodo hair

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MOVIES HATE

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THIS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED

FARAMIR WAS NEVER TEMPTED

HE KNOW ABOUT THE RING AND ITS TEMPTATIONS

BUT WAS WISE ENOUGH TO SAY FUCK IT

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>>72556432
I have straight, Asian hair. I wish I could have curly hair

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>>72556490
>>72556511
Nerds malding lmao

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THIS ALSO NEVER HAPPENED

ARAGORN NEVER WENT OVER THE CLIFF

THAT FIGHT NEVER HAPPENED

FUCK

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>>72556511
yup, Faramir was the one supposed to go to Rivendell, he was the one that was given prophetic dreams in the books but Denethor fucked it up

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>>72556604
shut up, bitch

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>>72556604
Careful, you'll pop a blood vessel if you keep this up

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>>72556490
>>72556511
Cry me a river nerds, or sing me a useless song that goes on an on
Also Tom Bombadil makes no sense and I'm glad he got cut

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>>72556604
And miss out on a cool sequence?

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>>72556653
You shut your whore mouth

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>>72556647
>:(

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>>72556679
Fuck Tom Bombadil, that character was actually useless and Peter Jackson is based for leaving him out

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NOOOOO HE'S GAAAAY

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>>72556542
Do you want Marty Friedman curly hair or the fake curly korean perm hair?
Because they are very fucking different to deal with.

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>>72556679
>>72556653
I love to imagine these arguments happening IRL between my people and the escalating screaming and righteous anger

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Biboo is dying

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>>72556792
They cast doom on her

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>>72556772
I dislike fake shit. I'll keep my straight hair

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>>72556792
She only has an hour and a half of life

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Just FYI Dwarves are counted as Medium size unlike Gnomes and Halflings

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>>72556792
shouldnt have played vidya with kaela at 7AM.

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>>72556955
Holobreak is brand new and needed to be played

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>entourage
kek

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I like sex and I like Shiori. What should I do?

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>Treebeard sent a server wide piing
Lol

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Eowyn it is literally not his problem, fuck off and mind the chain of command

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>>72557171
Her issue is she's a strong fighter but isn't being allowed to fight.

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All men must fight, would you leave Shiori behind?

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>>72557218
Cool, still not his problem.

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Honestly if they just gave their entire stock of arrows to Legolas this would be trivial.

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>>72557265
I'd win and come back to her

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Eowyn week little cunt cant even fight. Bet any Ringwraith can end her in a fight

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He's going menhera

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>>72557265
No, I'd stay behind and fuck her raw.

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lol those kids are gonna die

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Theoden: experiencing very real issues of self-doubt after having been derelict of duty to his people and trying to right those wrongs
Rissa: OMG, like he TOTALLY can't be trusted if he's got these kinds of doubts

fuck off valley girl

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>>72557307
The Uruk-hai have archers too. No matter how good Legolas is, he's outnumbered.
>>72557340
A rue warrior
>>72557386
A coward

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>>72557265
I'd give her one last kiss before we part

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>>72557386
you know what you must do, put on the dress and get to repopulating

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>>72557452
You needed more Dwarves then

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The best part of the movie is upon us, Shiggers

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They're not part of the inner circle...

[Anonymous No.]

That steel looks like ass
Shits gonna break

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>>72557522
Aye, we must call for aid from our fellow kin

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the absolute zoomer worldview

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Literally doesn't happen in the books.

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>>72557609
Cant let the dandylion eating elves show us up

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>>72557452
There's the archers we needed.

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HOW IS THERE ONE MORE MOVIE AFTER THIS?

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>>72557676
Nobody cares, kill yourself.

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>>72557723
Its best thing about trilogy

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>>72557723
THE RIDE OF ROHIRRIM???? DETROYING THE RING????

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>>72557676
And you can fuck off because it's one of the best scenes.

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If the enemy is 10k in numbers a couple hundred elves could obliterate them in a few volleys. See? Nerissa gets it.

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If they had two Gimils the movie would be over in 15 minutes with the good guys winning and giving sauron a wedgie

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Shiori... how the fuck did you get that twisted? What indicator was there that it's already been years since they left?

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Elves are pompous faggots with good propaganda
Humans get shit done

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>>72557883
What indicator was there that 17 years had passed in Fellowship?

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This movie is NOT D&D accurate. I like Honor among Thieves more.

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>>72557866
If they had Thorin and his group there wouldnt be three movies

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So it begins

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>>72558039
Bombur would solo

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>>72557989
D&D is LOTR accurate to a certain extent but not quite. That being said Dwarf Abjuration Wizards are the fucking shit

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>>72558039
Yeah because they'd have been dead in the first because of how fucking stupid Thorin was.

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>>72557929
but theyre so sexy...

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WILHELM SCREAM

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>>72558160
Hi Shiori

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>>72558160
They dont even have beards!

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What was the name of that iconic scream?

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>>72558160
The chad Dad bod Dwarf > Twink elven form

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I LOVE DWARF ELF RACISM

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>>72558221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn_KD9eRubY

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>>72558230
anon im not gay...

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>>72558238
Around elves watch yourselves

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Why are saplings like this

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>>72558361
Flare...

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ITALIAN HATE

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Did she say Battalion or Italian?

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>>72558395
I saw her burn an entire forest down and laugh about it

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>>72558463
Battalion. Why the fuck would she say Italian?

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>>72557817
That would require them to have 34 arrows each and for each arrow to be a kill shot.
And you have to remember the range.

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Look at this retarded faggot elf fucking up and letting them blow up the wall
Fucking elves

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THAT ORC COMPLETED THE MISSION

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>>72558517
Even if the arrows just maim everyone can finish the fight in melee.

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FUN FACT that Biboo didn't say, the guy with the chain mail and beard who threw the spear was the Director, Peter Jackson.

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>>72558515
NTA, but they were marching in a tetsudo. Why would she say battalion?

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Yeah, charge into the Pike wall, very smart tactics

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MIYAMOTO STEALING FROM LORD OF THE RINGS

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>>72558639
Do you really expect her to know battle formations?

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Merry's acting in this movie is the worst part of the trilogy.

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>>72558608
That assumes the enemy won't keep charging you.

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Merry with his Talk-no-Jutsu attempt

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>>72558728
YOUR acting in this movie is the worst part of the trilogy

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>>72558746
If the enemies charging you all have an arrow in their thigh they won't be much in melee combat.

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>>72557817
In the Total War LOTR mod this is the most effective way to win basically every battle

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pippin was fucking great in master and commander

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>Fauna purposefully calling him Legoman
>Fauna and Shiori geeking over Skyrim
it's been nice to see them bonding

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HALDIR LOVE

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OH NO!!!

Wait who is he again?

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>>72558827
Wonder if we can swing a watchalong for that later on

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>>72558891
Fat elf

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All white people look the same to Shiori

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>>72558891
Some knife ear
Nothing of value was lost

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>>72558899
after the lost watchalong for mary

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>>72558872
Now where's the collab where they discuss their favorite books

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>>72558983
Flare...
Aki...
Lamy...

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>>72558808
You have 9700 more units coming after you, that's how zerg rushing works.

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SECRET DOOR
SECRET DOOR
THROUGH THE FORTRESS

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TOSS THE BIBOO

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>>72559035
It takes very little time to launch arrows desu.

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>>72559047
Nice.

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>>72559090
If we wanna talk realism good armor makes arrows a gag for the most part

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Legolas did more in every single fight than anyone else.

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if i was there it wouldnt have gone down like that

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>>72559090
Now fire them accurately against a moving target.

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>>72559167
Its like in Harry Potter where the directors were fucking the loli and made her the most important character in the universe

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>>72559167
Aragorn matters more.

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Helms Deep is a great fortress design. Each Entry way/ Gate bends in a corner and not in a straight line. Perfect for funneling attackers

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>>72559167
>let's the jihad orc blow up the wall
>meanwhile gimli and aragorn stop the orca in the bridge
melee chads keep wining

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She's right, he does tangent

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i saw this on global but shiori really laughs after everything fauna says

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>>72559389
everyone loves fauna

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The saplings go to war

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Absolute high IQ move

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TREES ASSEMBLES

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>>72559389
That's what she does with people she's not comfortable with yet

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ROCK AND STONE

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ROCK AND STONE

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>>72559465
Cool, can they bring some fucking ASMR back with them

[Anonymous No.]

Did I hear a rock and stone?

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ROCK AND STONE

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I love the Last March of the Ents

[Anonymous No.]

We're rich!

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>>72559518
Next week for sure

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Just like you Shiori

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Lmao Frodo was never brought to Osgoliath, Faramir let him go and that was that.

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Shiori lies, she is pure evil.

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>>72559728
Ok but why do you give a fuck

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Does Thalion appear in this movie?
He wasn't in the previous one

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>>72559796
Snob book reader I swear to Gandalf

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>>72559796
Because pointing it out makes you seethe.

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I wouldn't have this any other way, I adore these watches with you Shiggers.

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>>72559728
nigger the entire timeline is different

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less than 20 minutes left

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>>72559974
Until what

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[Anonymous No.]

The result of any given fight in these movies is determined exclusively by how cool their entrance is

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>>72560026
Oh look more darkies
>Evil cannot create only corrupt

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ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINO

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>>72560026
Jesus Christ does the horse have dreadlocks?

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>>72560070
>The result of any given fight is determined by positioning and maneuvering
Yes

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>That Ent on fire
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE, BROTHER

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>>72560070
>the result of a narrative is foreshadowed using imagery and themes to define tone
You got it

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YEAH LET'S GO

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RIP Industry and jobs

[Anonymous No.]

frodo is having a schizo moment

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Sam really is the hero of this story.

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>>72560327
that jrr boy was always a bit of a hippie

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Frodo X Sauron is my OTP

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>>72560434
Hi Shiori

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>your Sam
Maybe Shiori is rubbing off on me but that was pretty gay bros

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>>72560459
i swear to god she'll ship everyone except frodo and sam

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>>72560472
IT' S NOT GAY, ITS A BROMANCE

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>>72560495
She's a hipster

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>>72560495
Hasn't she said before that she purposefully likes weird ships?

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>>72560472
It's a preindustrial society and Frodo is landed gentry. Sam is literally his property.

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>>72560472
>camaraderie and fraternal love is gay
porn truly ruined a generation

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>>72560472
You must be 18 or older to use this website

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>>72560551
Remember that when you hear people complain about capitalism and you really dont feel like wiping a rich useless guys ass the rest of your life

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Faramir was fucking ruined in the movies.

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LOOK AT THIS, SHIORI NOVELLA DISAPPOINTING HER FATHER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

Nice good old fashioned friend hug from Aragorn

[Anonymous No.]

tree food

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Yes Nerissa, the elves are all dead because they weren't supposed to be there in the first place and it was a suicide mission.

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>Shiori shooting down Rissa
MY OSHI

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SMOKA

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DUDE WEED

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>>72560876
About fucking time desu

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO

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>>72560921
LMAO

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Kek

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Why the fuck are they all so trusting of Smeagol

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa, Smeagol is LITERALLY leading them towards Stoya.

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>>72561121
They can fix him

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I fear thats not what that means Shiori.

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Sauron is having a melty

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>>72561127
Nerissa has been on a streak tonight of somehow knowing some LotR lore (or at least more than the others) and yet still spouting some of the worst takes and opinions on it I've ever heard.

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>>72561121
They have no choice.

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>>72561190
The White Girl Effect

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>>72561127
>Stoya
That was fucking brave creative decision, props to Monolith

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I wish I had a friend like Sam

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wtf are they gonna kiss now?

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SAMWISE THE BRAVE

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THE MEDS RAN OUT

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>>72561255
Nigga you should be like Sam to your friends

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Her?

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Gollum is just a silly little guy taking them to the silly cave of fun and silliness

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>>72561490
Hi Nerissa/Fauna/Shiori/Biboo

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Book anon don't look

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Is Smeagol actually a popular character? I don't really like him that much.

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Fuck you Nerissa you loreless whore

[Anonymous No.]

I should reread the books

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BIBOO WILL DIE IN TWENTY THREE MINUTES.

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>>72561560
Hes a tragic character and people feel sorry for him

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>>72561582
>Fuck Nerissa
don't mind if I do

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>>72561582
She is somehow reading the books and absorbing basically none of it, I'm almost impressed

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Fun fact my cousin is in the Fan Club credits at the very end

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>>72561641
Yeah what's your cousin's name

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>>72561560
the ring corrupted him

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>>72561415
Yeah
Shadow of War

[Anonymous No.]

>Zoomers never got to experience seeing these movies in the theater when they were first coming out

[Anonymous No.]

Cute

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>>72561415
She aged and got terrible boob tattoos women are retards

[Anonymous No.]

They're corrupting Fauna...

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna feels so natural with them its crazy

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>>72561726
I remember playing with Top Trump cards in high school. The LotR ones were fucking great. The shark ones were the best.
>Have a great white
>Someone picks a random stat
>Lose it
FUG

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Shiogone...

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The LOVE PENTAGON !?

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>>72561560
Hey, cool It with the anti-semitic remarks.

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>>72561726
I am a Gen-Xer who feels the same about things like Ghostbusters and BTTF that the young-ins wont get to see. Of course I was a little too young for Star Wars and didnt get to see that

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That was a lot of fun and once again, Shiori was very talkative with the others. It might just be me but it seemed like Shiori and Fauna were bouncing off each other pretty well and were reacting/laughing at each other's jokes. Not to mention that Fauna asked Shiori if she could join this watchalong. I'm glad they're warming up to each other.

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shiori fauna SEX NOW

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>>72561726
I guess zoomers gets to experience Marvel End game

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I love Shiori, and I love you guys.

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>>72562100
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

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This was bretty good. I was doomposting about Rissa and Biboo a few days ago but they actually mostly behaved, and Fauna was great as expected. Looking forward to next friday.

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Fauna being in the watchalong actually saved it for me. There. I said it.

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>>72562186
I'm surprised Fauna has only seen this movie twice now. I would've thought she'd seen them as a young kirin

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>>72562186
Kek this is great. Glad you came around, anon.

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>>72562100
Fauna is pretty amazing in collabs, so long as she isnt overpowered by louder girls. For someone like Shiori, she's a great match

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>>72562186
Oh love that arrtwork. The hobbit hair is adorable too

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I'm really impressed that Shiori was able to stay in a 4 person collab for almost 4 hours

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>>72562635
they're friends now...

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I had fun watching with the girls.

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>>72562635
Not to take away from it, but...
>Watchalong
>Took a break halfway and it was clear she was the only one who needed it.

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>>72562768
can't a girl pee in peace?

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>>72562719
It's a fun little journey of our own.

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>>72562149
Zoomer here, Endgame was the best theater experience I've ever had

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I am shook at how Todd stole the appearance for Whiterun. That wasn't a homage, that was fucking lifting that shit.

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>>72562186
Kino

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>>72562186
I just thought of this:
The Saplings are the Ents, The Jailbirds we can presume are the Elves, We Novelites must be the human race? If so which faction should we be? Gondor or Rohan? Also Biboo could be the Dwarves.

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>>72563170
Yeah the wait was harsh with that bitter ending

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>>72563775
Deadbeats are the orcs?

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post THAT audio

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>>72563237
Are you really? Has anything they made ever not been cribbed off something popular?

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Its time shiggers, for the 24h thread.

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>>72564021
They could be the uruk-hai