/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

bitch

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1772779492844433592

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>72463954

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485088
>bitch
yeah, mine
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

shontoes

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[Anonymous No.]

hi thread reading shondo

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[Anonymous No.]

>>72485152
here you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485247
>pale girl
>painted black fingernails
>small dainty little lady hands
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

shondo please don't torture me like this

[Anonymous No.]

pictured: two retards

[Anonymous No.]

did that voicepack suggest she had cut off your balls the way it sounded?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hideous piece of shit gross rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
My assumption was hands but I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
he looks so sad here
gosling cat

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
Otis looks so sadge here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
Im all ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485755
me on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485926
death upon you

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485958
i mean, if it was hands, she'd just say hands. whatever it was she didn't want to even say explicitly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
>mfw its almost time for my 4PM castration

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
So young and already so over this world

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486138
Let me listen again, I'll get back to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485247
the handcam vods and VR streams make me gosling super hard. i love her so much already and these make me love her even more because theyre so much closer to reality. she is so fucking cute and feminine and i just want to bundle her up and take her away

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486494
true, she is the most girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485994
>trying to explode minorities with his mind

[Anonymous No.]

So if she's not happy right now what can we do to fix her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486750
he was already born with racist superpowers

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486822
She has to start by communicating it directly

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486822
give her more money I think that’s how it works. Or make art or write a poem or a novella or something for her. But mostly money I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486822
she should hang out with me at da klub

[Anonymous No.]

>>72487068
I will give her more money if she tweets GIVE ME MORE MONEY right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486822
Reduce viewership by 75% and maintain same financial support as right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72486138
>>72486343
>You're you, even without those
She said that some parts of this won't be revealed until the new lore video
My guess is that she took our eyes and mouth away and drew the new ones on. She mentioned at one point the smile is permanent because she made it that way

[Anonymous No.]

This could be us (me and Shondo)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm legally required to say that I will be horny posting now
My penis is hard for shondo and I want to hatefuck her
I dont hate her, but it'll be so aggressive any observer would think I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>72487584
I was mostly kidding

[Anonymous No.]

listening to the audio again and thinking over the last year hits a bit different

[Anonymous No.]

>>72487890
I'm a lorechad, I love this sort of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>72488055
Yeah, I thought it was sad after reflecting on how she feels about streaming and her fans. You know that part(I'm paraphrasing because I'm in bed and don't remember) where she says be nise and maybe we can go back to having fun like we used to
That part cut a little deep for me, she'll most likely never consider the time I spend with her 'fun' ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72488055
I wrote out a long doomer post and deleted before sending. I'm just going to go to bed and hopefully wake up happy.
Goodnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>72488479
>be nise and maybe we can go back to having fun like we used to
Even if we're being nise I don't think she's doing her part of trying to re-achieve the fun times very well. She could do a better job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72487715
even gort finds love and I'm all alone

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 2 weeks at most of her depressive period. We were having a lot of fun before this. It's fine, she just needs time

[Anonymous No.]

jesse

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
he looks like it wasn't supposed to be so cold outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>72489296
I do agree with this as well
People will always point towards her being mentally ill and use it as an excuse for her to do nothing and get everything
The whole "I'm giving you my life" thing goes both ways but she'll never see that.

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>>72486822
happiness is temporary
what she needs is fulfillment
she should get off her ass and work towards something
set goals

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
Little Otis is such a vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

Post the audio publicly I'm a broke brownfeet and I feel like taking it from shondo in a way that is not consensual is the appropriate way to have a transaction with her

[Anonymous No.]

two (2) dollars

[Anonymous No.]

love her love her love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>72491007
Its not about the money.
Its about the message.
I will take from her forcefully and she will cry curled up in the shower at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>72491179
Tell me that you're a poor brown person and can't afford $2
Only then will I send it to you.

[Anonymous No.]

i am in love with fallenshadow, like a lot in love. really really really in love. REALLY in love. so much. love. love. love. love. love. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. L. O. V. E. Love. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72491485
>>72490935

[Anonymous No.]

Youre not playing ball, I don't think I'll give it to you

[Anonymous No.]

I thought you guys said that person was anti loli
Why are they subbed and currently watching nokko if that's true

[Anonymous No.]

>>72492436
why do they all talk like this?
aruru does it, pixywixy does it, muga does it
i cant understand shit woman, open your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>72492436
that was shondo a couple years ago too

[Anonymous No.]

>>72492224
uwu I'm a stinky brownfeet my bank balance is $1.97 I have no job and live on welfare I want to goon to shondo asmr you don't understand the pain of being a seafag

[Anonymous No.]

>>72492840
Kek

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>>72492592
Thank god, i though it was just me that could barely understand her

[Anonymous No.]

I found a neppie 2view if anyone is interested. No need to thank me

https://www.twitch.tv/kikipyonpyon

[Anonymous No.]

Wifey saying it so much has made me really notice how zoomers in general have upped their usage of "<adjective> ahh" exponentially. It's pretty funny and makes me think of wife so thank you zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493610
I don't need another side hoe for my side hoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493610
Not even a funny nor witty shitpost promotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493744
Fuck off, Shondo, you catty cunt

[Anonymous No.]

the thought of someone trying to pouch viewers from THIS general of all places is so depressing

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493815
I unironically like to support small streamers and maybe it will stop someone like Tuffnarr from going postal. I don't however post my top 2view finds.

[Anonymous No.]

I only watch a 1view and shondo
I won't share them because you people would ruin them like you did with shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493815
whats that meant to mean, this is great to poach from since we are all attention starved and the most dedicated

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo can't be ruined. That's like saying you can ruin the idea of love, or beauty. It doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>72494217
Stained is perhaps a better word then

[Anonymous No.]

SHONDO I TOLD THAT GUY WHO POSTED A 2VIEW TO FUCK OFF. NOW WILL YOU PLEASE READ A SINGLE ONE OF MY COMMENTS NEXT STREAM? IM BEGGING YOU, I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

Shadows can't be stained

[Anonymous No.]

I smell female
grrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I also smell a fat whore

[Anonymous No.]

Why didn't Sylvi become a Barbie Girl

[Anonymous No.]

shondo please stop shitposting so i can go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

wtf are you guys talking about

[Anonymous No.]

Threadly reminder that neppie bros won. Last one out of this sad excuse for a general hit the lights

[Anonymous No.]

who

[Anonymous No.]

I guess
Not sure what they won though

[Anonymous No.]

i will never like neppie sorry bros i just dont like her is all

[Anonymous No.]

oh, cute girl I suppose. I don't know how you can trust anyone who isn't Shondo to never become a Rushia though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72495034
How the fuck do you think you can trust Shondo when she downplayed the whole Rushia incident, gave her a pass for cheating, and then played victim? Not to mention her constant and habitual lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>72495204
She was just doing what shoggers would do if shondo was exposed like that
Coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>72495204
Because her response was relatable, I know she suffered and wouldn't want to make any of us feel that way.
Most importantly though, she's my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72476237
That never happened, hope this puts your brainworms to rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>72495576
I know what I heard, but do yourself a favor and don't watch the vod. The stream was overall good but you won't be able to handle that moment, I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72477256
>She wants ways to bring new people in [...]? she should really be working on building a foundation for people to stay in the first place.
You're describing shondomination but niser by giving them a free divorce card

[Anonymous No.]

I'm from her original youtube audience but I would skip all the mommy deep voice shit.
You're not getting rid of me shondo. No matter how far backwards you go, no matter how dog shit your recent streams are. I'll just take a month break and come back when you're good again. Forever is forever but I will take breaks when you're being a boring fake unloving b*tch.

[Anonymous No.]

She should post her eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>72496231
>no matter how dog shit your recent streams are
they arent

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>>72496231
>forever
She is going to quit streaming all together the moment she meets a fan of hers who has a 150k+ salary and isn't a boorish insufferable autist like most of her regulars.
>>72497541
Fuck off Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

Love my wife!
Simple as!
Antis out you are not welcome!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72497753
>has a 150k+ salary and isn't a boorish insufferable autist like most of her regulars.
She likely has a large number of these already

[Anonymous No.]

I need to smell and taste her tail so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to smell and taste her shunny so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

i need her so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>72497753
>She is going to quit streaming all together the moment she meets a fan of hers who has a 150k+ salary
yeah m-
>and isn't a boorish insufferable autist like most of her regulars
aw shid

[Anonymous No.]

nice meltdown t, had a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to do stuff to my big penus

[Anonymous No.]

dont bring it up more please

[Anonymous No.]

My penus or T related things

[Anonymous No.]

I've been enjoying Oli as background noise for awhile now, I think ready for you to ruin her for me. Redpill me on Oli

[Anonymous No.]

>>72499225

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>>72492592
yes its annoying af but that used to be shondo too, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72498854
Wait until you see the donation, you're gonna shit yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>mwahahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

shondo that segment from the supermarket stream where we watched the aminals was really nice, you should do something like that every now and then as a treat, it felt very nise and comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

Baby otis is such a rat
Rat son

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493610
Please don’t post my ex oshi in here dude.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont actually mean anything to her its all in my head

[Anonymous No.]

shondo.... megane....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72493610
go back >>>/vt//pyon/

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo would let me call her bitch, tuff luck, tuff

[Anonymous No.]

Every day the Shondo cult commune gets closer to becoming reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>72504885
it's worse, shondo let him call her a bitch like 20 times without complaint, it's the jannies who get the final say on what you're allowed to call her, learn your place and kneel to the emperors
don't believe me? prove it

[Anonymous No.]

why did she randomly say she'd fuck some guy living in a hidden apartment? is this part of the ARG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505009
This art is really cute, I'd tie shondo up with a really strong ribbon and use her as a flail to kill zombies in dead rising
SHONDO DEAD RISING WHEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505172
>>72504885
>>72504485
did you think these were funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505237
I thought mine was yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505268
I don't care what one was yours
i'm just asking because I wasn't sure what response was expected out of such lackluster posts

[Anonymous No.]

I need some marriage advice, please. My wife refuses to have sex with me. Is this normal? What do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505365
Oh I thought you were insinuating it's all one poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505550
no no that would be silly

[Anonymous No.]

I am talking to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505532
>Is this normal?
no
>What do I do?
suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505365
so it's not ok to tell the kiki shill to fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505639
Why not just report them for being offtopic and ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505532
>Is this normal?
No, not in the typical marriage it isn't. In this atypical marriage though it's normal and should remain that way
>What do I do?
Usually you'd try to get an answer from her, in this atypical relationship though you should just deal with it by taking care of your needs yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505762
>by taking care of your needs yourself
this, she clearly knows what we need as well because she drops voice lines and sound effects all the time
what a little whore she is

[Anonymous No.]

I dont like that Derek stalks me more than my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

What was your first image of shondo that you saved? For me it was this

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505996
yep, found out earlier that someone have been archiving some of my tweets. people here are really focusing their efforts into the wrong things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72506513
Kind of gay, people should be archiving every tweet of shondo instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>72506513
no one has ever done that and stop replying to yourself, it doesn't make it more believable just because you changed the starting capital

[Anonymous No.]

>>72506503
screenshots count? this is the first one i took

[Anonymous No.]

>>72506503

[Anonymous No.]

>>72506792
old screenshot with at least 4 people in it that stuck around, rare

[Anonymous No.]

I never finish last dark soul vod. She is cursed? What does that mean, something like perma poisoned? How does she get rid of the curse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72507104
I'm certain this post is filled with bait and you don't actually care or something but i'll tell you anyway
She is indeed cursed, it basically means that her health is half and the only way to get rid of it is to buy a purging stone but the stones cost a lot of money and they're also far away from where she currently is

[Anonymous No.]

>>72507249
This >>72507104 is actually shondo, she forgot what happened last time because of her bad mood and didn't want to experience that again so she just asked here instead of rewatching the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>72507341
I knew she was fibbing about not waking up early

[Anonymous No.]

>she stops stalking for months
>slowly stop updating twitter because who cares if she won't see it
>stalks 1 husband
>back to feeling obligated to post again
I really don't like these games anymore

[Anonymous No.]

so stop playing

[Anonymous No.]

Sunk cost, I'm already in too deep to back out now

[Anonymous No.]

It not bait I was asking sincerely. Thank you for your answers

[Anonymous No.]

I’m very vulnerable right now if any eldritch loli god of the forest wants to take advantage of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72507689
who did she stalk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72508097
3stan

[Anonymous No.]

3stan has got tats on his fingers
i kinda hate him

[Anonymous No.]

>>72508277
SyadouOmegaLUL

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>72508160
cool, good for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>72510039

[Anonymous No.]

>>72510039
>>72510247

[Anonymous No.]

watching my side hoe dslily

[Anonymous No.]

watching my transbian side hoe

[Anonymous No.]

listening to sidehoe archives

[Anonymous No.]

suffering because just like shadow, my sidehoe doesn't care about me

[Anonymous No.]

channeling my incel rage because no matter what side hoe I have theyre all heartless whores, I am a sensitive young man and no chuba will never EVER understand me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485088
>l*li
I swear normies have the worst takes about shondo, it's a little embarrassing that I found wifey through her neuro collab

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo is the best side hoe

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511352
Based and Shadowmamapilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511287
yeah it is
don't post about it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>72507689
>>stalks 1 husband
She literally has a husband feed that she goes through at least once a week and references occasionally, she just doesn't interact regularly to avoid muh favoritism brainworms from you insecure retards. This is actual stalking, she's observing us in our natural habitat unlike before when she'd basically say 'i'm bored :( entertain me monkeys' which was forced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511287
>l*li voice
That's just her real voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511820
i wonder who you think you're educating with a post like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511871
My brainworms

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511787
>source: it came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511992
why are you indian

[Anonymous No.]

need shondo to call me "daaaaaddy" again

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512022
I'm not. My worms are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512161
https://files.catbox.moe/kijf3h.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512596
I love how she holds the a
it really does something to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512688
https://files.catbox.moe/vbvhyk.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

diamonds

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512755
shondo..... the pet name redeem.... please
do anything special for us again please......

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512755
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512842
>petname redeem
>"you have to call me nighthawk"

[Anonymous No.]

>>72512161
That was cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513141
you are gay

[Anonymous No.]

ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>72511287
never say you found shondo from neuro anywhere that it can be associated with you, for your own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513191
I just increased my standards, sorry but Shondo's terrible at GFE. Ever since I divorced Shondo I find her affection cringe, she's treating (You) like a neutered dog and you shoggers will Gosling over her??? LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQtSCLeN87E

[Anonymous No.]

weird actual anti post
this one isn't even funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/wsg/5490385
me and shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513632
>she's treating (You) like a neutered dog
yes and that's hot, don't kinkshame me

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513632
im bricked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513683
I wouldn't say I'm an anti though, I still give her money.
>>72513783
>don't kinkshame me
I will kinkshame you for being a lesser man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513824
stop making fun of feminised shoggas,
we’re all sissy hypnotised here and shondo wouldn’t have it another way and neither would i

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513632
>smol wife comforts big tough guy at the end of the day
its one of her favorite scenarios

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

her most favourite scenario is cucking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505532
You should accept it, get a vasectomy and wear a cock cage

[Anonymous No.]

ok so the cuck posting isn't just dewd
i'll note that down

[Anonymous No.]

3 people are on my list now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515092
am i one of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515092
Can I be on the list too?

[Anonymous No.]

if you're american then you're on the list

[Anonymous No.]

can’t be a cuck if I’m a transbian girlmaxxer

[Anonymous No.]

>>72505532
>Is this normal?
No.
>What do I do?
Divorce. If women can divorce for something as vague as being 'unhappy' then men can divorce prude women that don't put out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72506503
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515216
cucking is core to french culture. thats why they force inserted it into the legend of King Arthur. peak romance to them was a knight fucking their lord's lady on the side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515753
there isn't a single french person posting right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515829
why do you think that

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515829
there’s a lot of blank people that watch shondo so statistically speaking one of them is french and posting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>72515992
>blank
minor spelling mistake it’s so over

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't remind me of when she used to call us daddy. I miss those times

[Anonymous No.]

>>72516345
sorry it just popped into my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>72516345
I'm glad she's moving away from pedo gfe cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72516426
aren't you going to do your :) thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>72516496
Technically I won so I could do it. :)

[Anonymous No.]

>uuuuu Otis HAS to eat expensive air dried beef because... because shut up
lmao shes so retarded sometimes, if you dont spoil your cats or dogs rotten they can't even tell the difference between roadkill and filet mignon and if they can they might pick the roadkill due to its scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>72516530
nah, i'll win :)

[Anonymous No.]

:) is such an insufferable little cunt it's unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>off work today
>shondo streams
time to break my all-time chat record. expect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72517296
hoping you're the chatty catty poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>72517296
this arc has made me scared to chat because every time someone chats more than usual some fucking autist will notice it and call it out here

[Anonymous No.]

>>72517686
its just 1 post from 1 autist lol dont let it bother you

[Anonymous No.]

i have to work hard today to get my read in before the league starts

[Anonymous No.]

IMPORTANT QUESTION
Do you think Shondo wants 12.5% of our foreskin, or does 12.5% of Shondo want our entire foreskin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72517686
Simply stop giving a shit pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>72516911
You are right they can't but 10 years down the line they die from some kidney or heart failure when you don't take care of their diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>72518406
she wants uncut husbands so she can cut off our foreskins herself (with her teeth), grind em up into dust and powder her nose with em. that's what powdering her nose means

[Anonymous No.]

>>72518626
Naruhodo

[Anonymous No.]

>>72518626
>cut off our foreskins herself (with her teeth),
she's a rabbi too?

[Anonymous No.]

shondos next stream game will be army of two the 40th day and she'll play it with ft

[Anonymous No.]

>>72518912
youre so sexy for bringing that game up

[Anonymous No.]

>>72518912
>army of two
peak

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519075
>>72519097

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't mind her playing that with ft kek

[Anonymous No.]

do you think it's unfair making shondo go through the depths considering the pain it's put her through already
she has the key

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519677
Imagine skipping the shit part of blight town on your first playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

shonpee

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519677
I suffered there and so too shall she

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519754
the shit part of blighttown was the framerate. she is skipping it

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519677
it isn't *that* bad getting to Oswald without tapping a bonfire on the way
And Blight Town is a right of passage

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519677
>>72519754
Dealing with the toxic blowdart snipers is a rite of passage

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513632
This made my testosterone go through the roof

[Anonymous No.]

Shes going to be miserable trying to navigate the standard blight town route

[Anonymous No.]

>>72513632
This made my estrogen go through the roof

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519905
>right
rite* I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.]

What is she going to hate more? Depths/blight town or catacombs/tomb of giants

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519934
Agreed and she's going to hate those little fuckers worse than basilisks

[Anonymous No.]

need a leaguestarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>72520415
Obama or dd

[Anonymous No.]

>>72520166
The catacombs were bad but if you can tough it out through blight town you can beat the game IMO
>>72520176
>Agreed and she's going to hate those little fuckers worse than basilisks
At least there's only so many on the way down and she actually has a few blooming purple moss clumps
now if only she learns how to equip items and swap between them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>72494390
Seek help, parasocial freak

[Anonymous No.]

>>72520415
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1v72AZgtvuffNMKaE44MsyL7lvQ_L3GoaJqiNSWk_2LY

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>>72520166
probably the catacombs, she might have a tough time with the navigation+traps
I havent played the game in years so I cant help either

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>>72520439
>now if only she learns
that's it, end of post

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but can she beat pinwheel

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>>72520439
>but if you can tough it out through blight town you can beat the game
the anor londo archers are far worse

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I hope she rage quits early and you all freak out and cry about not getting your daily attention

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>>72521013
you just can't help vibe breaking everywhere you go, why are you such a cunt

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>>72520969
i didn't get hit by them once. what's so bad about them?

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo please, just 1 taste of your pissy cunny lips after a powder break

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo's successfully curing my Shondo addiction by playing the shittiest games possible every week. Why the fuck would I watch her play some princess Peach game when she hasn't played a real Mario game yet? Streamers are all NPCs playing the same FOTM garbage.

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>>72520848
no, he's the hardest boss in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>newfag doesnt remember mario world

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>>72521293
I don't. Where's the playthroughs?

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>>72521236
>Streamers are all NPCs playing the same FOTM garbage.
only correct thing in your post
shondo just does whatever her friends tell her to do or whatever she sees them doing
she has zero creativity nowadays

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>>72521337
sub only stream, ask orange for vod

[Anonymous No.]

i never watch vods

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>>72521359
your gay and retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>72521359
>shondo just does whatever her friends tell her to do
NPC
>or whatever she sees them doing
NPC
>she has zero creativity nowadays
You know what would help? More syadouHappynodding and agreeing with the first thing she suggests all the time.

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I swear she had long hair but I can't find any proof

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>>72521465
whatever shondo, prove me wrong next week by doing something different

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>>72521481
>im so special

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>>72521465
shit you're self

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what a hell

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>>72521575
What do you want me to do retard? Disagree with her and become the talk of /shon/ ? I'll disagree with her openly when I divorce, I'll make a shitshow for you fags.

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>>72521736
ur just calling her an npc like ur special and woke lmao

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>>72521736
uh huh ok anon sure you will

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>>72521773
I am woke.
>>72521806
I'll have to do a few google searches to scrub the internet of everything that could lead you fine folk to my linkedin or facebook.

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>>72521919
wow.. you're like ... a superhero

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>>72521919
keep the pictures of your asshole up though pretty please

[Anonymous No.]

odds she insists against running "all the way" to firelink for purging stones and then ragequits trying to beat gaping dragon at half health?

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>>72522173
that would be the smart thing to do seeing as she'll just end up getting cursed again anyway and she's got no souls to buy any right now

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>>72522251
no shondo, quit being retarded

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>>72522173
might as well learn how to actually run around mobs instead of trying to block and hit everything

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>>72522300
you know i'm right
do you really want her to go all the way back to the drain hole woman, spend 6k souls(which she doesn't have) run all the way back to the depths and then get cursed again and have to repeat the same trip again
she'll hate this session either way, we're not in for a good time today

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>>72522173
low, she gave up on doing depths at half health last stream too. she ragequit while trying to get back to firelink

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>>72522350
might as well learn how to parry, does she really plan to play these games for 200 hours without mastering a basic mechanic?

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>>72522433
has she even used her consumable souls?

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>>72522350
>how to actually run around mobs
I think she's tried this once or twice briefly but got too scared of being gangbanged

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>>72522350
perfectly valid strategy for most of ds1, although speccing everything in str so you can be a naked man with zwei isn't conducive to that

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>>72522433
Oswald has them for 3k and if she can make it to firelink he's basically an elevator trip away

[Anonymous No.]

I think she should use this stream learning how to parry and backstab :D

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>>72521481
I disagree here and happynod in the chat

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I just leave when i've had enough

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>>72521919
you are woke
woke up when I fucked your mom

[Anonymous No.]

she should use this stream to divorce everyone but me

[Anonymous No.]

they opened the queue early this league its so fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

>>72522868
I made this post

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>>72522913
i know that font

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>>72522868
she should divorce everyone including you

[Anonymous No.]

>>72522868
this but me instead and I divorce her at the end as as a plot twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>72522913
thanks rakNOB

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo is the rabbitposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>72523158
she's the NTR poster

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>>72523202
true and real actually

MP4 M8

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>>72523202 (me)
I was serious, I think she'd do it for fun not because she likes it

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>>72522433
she needs to go to darkroot garden and farm 25k souls with the phantoms and then buy 5 of them before doing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>72485925
i thought it was legs. would make (you) more dependent on her and more difficult to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72523582
she needs to kiss me on the lips before doing anything
or something... idk
i would like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>72523707
me

[Anonymous No.]

pushing shondos face into my yellow pillow and holding her there for 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>72523707
just woke up, I wrote this post in my sleep

[Anonymous No.]

I made that as a joke but now I can't stop thinking about her kissing me
oh god I might love this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>72519755
Good post

[Anonymous No.]

>>72523202
shes the bibisi poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>72523707
>>72523945
these posts always sound like shondo pretending to be a husband for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Shadow, love of my life, please feel free to DM me and traumadump as much as you want. I can’t promise that I can fix it with some magic words, but I can at least be an ear eager to listen if that’s what you need.
Also if you accidentally DM someone else, I’ll knock your fucking lights out (lovingly)

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>>72524108
i posted this post

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop dming me, Shondo. I don't have time for your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72524108
i didn't make this post but I share the sentiment of it
hit me up wifey

[Anonymous No.]

>>72521504
Shondo? Yeah she had, she got it cut recently on Monday though

[Anonymous No.]

shondo walking down the isle, she is quivering like a small cat gif out of worry and excitement. trips over and flies headfirst into the ground, starts crying. console her and tell her its okay, everything will be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>72524399
>isle
is the wedding on an island

[Anonymous No.]

>>72524458
shonstein island

[Anonymous No.]

new
>>72524580
>>72524580
>>72524580

[Anonymous No.]

>>72524603
6 minutes early

[Anonymous No.]

>>72524780
sry my food was ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>72524458
kek