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This is the writing thread, for all of your fanfiction needs and desires. Check the archives below for everything the thread has put out so far, ranging from SFW to NSFW, fluff to tragedy, small literary works and shitposts alike!

Collective works so far are available in the archive:

>Isn't this just you fuckers writing fanfiction, eh?
Previous thread:>>7200516

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>Do you have a story like you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!

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Are we suffering from writers block today anons?

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stories from last thread

>> No.7240742

>>7239245 (OP)

stories from last thread

>> No.7240881

What to do if I feel like I'm wasting my time when writing? I could get real world applications from learning to play an instrument or drawing, for example, but writing is kinda just useless, specifically if one only does smut. Do (you) ever get existential on how many hours of your life you've wasted away by writing porn to make total strangers reach orgasm?

>> No.7241037

Hobbies don't always have to have a tangible effect on your life anon. It's nice to just have something that let's you output your creativity.

>> No.7241057

Its ok anon, I did a light smut dream sequence last thread and no one even noticed.

If you lack motivation its always best to save what you got written so far and go do something else I think.

>> No.7241129

>writing is kinda just useless
sounds like somebody doesn't know about the incredibly lucrative world of dinosaur porn for women

>> No.7241379

God, I’d forgotten about shit like “Taken by The T-Rex”…

>> No.7241429

Is that the writing equivalent of drawing furry commissions?

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I've carved out a space for myself here over the course of the last couple of months by accepting niche prompts that often get sidelined for being too obscure. I am grateful to the read and write anons for allowing me to do so.

The cost of this however is a much lower readership and a certain level of disdain from readanons who do not like that sort of stuff.
There has also been confusion as to whether these stories are meant to be comedic or not. The choice is up to you, read it seriously or for laughs.

Bearing that in mind I want to be extra clear here. This is a graphic story. Therefore I ask that you please do not read this if you do not like the following:
light scat, piss, piss drinking, toilet stuff, NSFW

Archive anon can use those tags too if they think they are appropriate or different ones entirely.

To those that have spent their precious time reading my stories and have further still commented either positively or negatively to them, I thank you a great deal.

My backlog is finished so I will once again be on the prowl for new prompts to pick up in the meantime.
Blogpost complete.

Mori Potty Training :


>> No.7242922

>much lower readership
I think you probably get a lot more readers than you'd expect because of that morbid sense of curiosity people have.

and as to the distain, I actually havent really seen any. Most people seem to respect you for doing it even if some of us wish we had skipped the last meal afterwards

>> No.7243067

Do you do guro/ryona?

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I genuinely can't finish this. I applaud your for it as this is the most vile story I've read in a long while. Genuinely stomach churning. Well done.

>> No.7243508

I really respect you commitment to the style, but I promise you I will not read the results of your efforts. No hard feelings.

>> No.7244132

You're right disdain was too harsh a word for me to use there. And thank you.

Certain types with certain characters in certain contexts, ngl I'm quite picky when it comes to that topic. You may need to try your luck with a different writeanon and I can assure you there are some very skilled guro/ryona writers in these threads.


Much appreciated esteemed readanons. It's comments like these that give me hope.

>> No.7244182

I have thought about that on occasion but to be honest, I write stories for myself first and foremost - so I don't consider it a waste of time if I'm having fun writing something that I personally would enjoy reading. However there was a situation recently that made me feel that way exactly because I wasn't into the story as much as I thought I'd be, and burned myself out because of it.

But at the end of the day I enjoy writing, it's more fun to me than whatever else I've been doing with my time, and I'll continue doing it until that dynamic changes.

I'm suffering from an everything block today. And the past few weeks. Maybe I shouldn't have started drinking at 2 while still having work to do.

>> No.7244643

>I can assure you there are some very skilled guro/ryona writers in these threads.
I'm new, so I'll lurk. Thanks, though.

>> No.7244708

>I write stories for myself first and foremost
This, the primary reason i write a story is to get whats in my head onto "paper" most of the times it's to vent frustrations, depression, whatever, but sometimes I get a usable story stub out and decide to just continue it along to see where it goes.

That does mean I end up aborting/scrapping 95% of what I start (i've published like 4 hololive fics to date) but it helps keep my head somewhat cleaner at least

>> No.7244824

If you're new and looking for ryona type stuff I'd suggest checking out

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You can also read stories with the tragedy and abuse tag, since they're essentially the same thing with a western name.

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I want a story where Po-Poin EATS the other hororaibus

>> No.7245758

aaaa~ writeanon fill my archive with a big fat load of words!

>> No.7245831

I'm working on it, chill out you dirty ficwhore.

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>> No.7246123

the warning you've given this time is quite intimidating... dare i?

>> No.7246575

Y'know Ive written about a lot of things happening to Polka, from being strangled, to dumped, to fired, to having imposter syndrome and committing suicide.

But I've never even once thought about eating her.

That's a pretty special thought process there.

>> No.7246623

Good job weirdanon that was an interesting read even if you wiped the smile off my face and left with a disgusted grimace

>> No.7246636

be sure to check the gore tag
the stories are really tasty

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I saw later last thread a write anon was gonna do the juniper story I am happy thank you anon

>> No.7246818

>Polka abuse
oh my god please give me everything you have

>> No.7247014

Sure, I'm slowly but surely working on a sequel to the first fic thats in Polka's pov.



>> No.7247516

hello anons, I was bored and on youtube and stumbled across this video (i've been subscribed to the guy for years but never seen it before)
It was genunily interesting to listen to and i hope it can help some of you.

>> No.7247532

Thanks, now I have something to read at work
I'll look around, thanks

>> No.7247680

Hope I can keep you entertained. Just don't expect them to be very long.

>> No.7247812

I'm still working on the tone of the story so if you have anything you really wanna see I'd be open to suggestions.

>> No.7247925

I am very slowly writing a /d/-tier fic where Botan casually chomps her way through Hololive and causes a string of graduations that comically no one can trace back to her, starting with Aloe. I wouldn't normally share such blatant fetish pandering here but the threshold of acceptance and variety of topics have expanded to weird territories in recent weeks

>> No.7248009

Polka cucking botan by fucking lamy and getting her pregnant.

>> No.7248215

Id honestly rather read that than Mori's house breaking. Hope you post it eventually.

>> No.7248436

Since we're doing weird stories, I have a prompt that could be either comedy or fetish:
Suisei is at the Cover offices for a collab when she desperately needs to use the bathroom. However, as an idol, she can't let anyone know that she has to go, including the staff and other chuubas. She sneaks through the building, avoiding or taking out anyone standing between her and sweet relief. Whether her stealth mission is successful or not is up to the author.

>> No.7248665

Marshmallow heavening the shota and head petting are my only request not including the other....thing

>> No.7248674

(You) hit it off with Matsuri in a bar and get hot and heavy. You go to a motel and start making out, Matsuri gets on her knees and lowers your pants. After all the anticipation, the moment your dick springs out of your underwear, you immediately blast your load on her face just from feeling her hot expectant breath on your dick. You try to get it up again but to no avail. Matsuri gets mad and ditches you in the motel. You cry yourself to sleep and leave early in the morning. (Bonus if the dick is small)

>> No.7248675

Metal Gear Ringo

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hi anon i love you and i owe you my life
that was really cute.. you write calli so well, i love it! it was so cute how she seems to be mad at anon but doesn't even try to get away. the diaper changing was so adorable and i love all of it.. sasuga writeanon!!

>> No.7249210

Are you going to post it in the current mori thread?

>> No.7249250

Please do not she is currently doing a very cute art stream

>> No.7249293

Thank you anon, I'm very glad you liked it.
Mori is a cute!

>> No.7249499

Hell is going through a slight depression right now, so all succubi have been ordered to either start working again, or increase their earnings if they are working. Hearing of this Choco needs to get back to work, and (You) happen to be the only male in her territory that either hasn't been claimed or won't immediately die from having some of your vitality taken. So she's chosen you to be the one that helps her make her weekly quotas. Choco wasn't expecting that she would inadvertently break the rules of being a succubus and fall in love with the one she feeds from. Will she be able to keep it a secret from you and her boss? Or will she slip up and let her feelings be known?

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Someone please write more Selen fanfics I crave more sappy fluff about pampering your pregnant wife Selen and maybe add in a bit of fetishing her sweaty underbelly please I need Selen fluff like oxygen

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Fucking a chuuba's armpit.

>> No.7249706

I'm the anon that's been writing Holofuta descriptions. So far, I've got gens 3, 4, 5, gamers, ID 1&2, and EN. Enjoy, fellow degenerates. I'm always open to suggestions for changes to make.


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>reading exposure therapy for the first time
>there's a forehead touch

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

>> No.7250835

>Marshmallow heavening the shota
I think I got the plot down but you're gonna have to explain this one

>> No.7251059

Head firmly planted in between the boobs

>> No.7251192

amazing, now I know how to finish the story

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>> No.7251502

Blessed Anon

>> No.7251576

Dangerously colored bikini...

>> No.7251743

>"Eh? Abunai? Janai abunai, kawaii de sho!"

>> No.7252192

>Hope has erected!

>> No.7252310

>ina's penis
gigantic penis and embarrassed about it is my favorite futa archetype.

>> No.7253229

Thanks anons. I'm pretty happy with both of those.

>> No.7253314

Imagine eventually getting her comfortable with it and her making puns and jokes about her penis.

>> No.7253917

"Y-you really like THAT tentacle, huh? I mean, I guess I can let you see it, but don't stare, okay?"

>> No.7254248

Do you guys think writing 2nd person for something that isn't necessarily self-insert would lend it's self well to the story? I got an idea and wanted to write it from a chuuba's perspective but I'm debating whether to write 1st person or 2nd person.

>> No.7254365

Try writing the same paragraph from both perspectives and see which you like better

>> No.7254939

Thanks i cummed without even touching myself

>> No.7255300

>Will never give Anon a handsfree orgasm via smut
why live

>> No.7255475

Some anon said he came so hard to a story of mine his arms were numb by the end of it, so I consider that the next best thing.

>> No.7255494

Which story?

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>> No.7255653

It's always nice in a gay way to hear that someone managed to get off to your smut. To the Anon that missed his tissue, I hope your catch game has improved.

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>> No.7256187


I guess it is a little gay but why else do we write smut if not to make other people want to masturbate?

>> No.7256465

(You)s and views and favorites give me dopamine hits. Numberfagging is a drug

>> No.7256691

It's fucking awful but I need more in my veins.

>> No.7256773

What if femanon

>> No.7256866


>> No.7256873

Dustbunny's kryptonite?

>> No.7256910

If a woman ever admitted to fingering herself/breaking out the 'Cervix Crusher 9k' to anything I ever wrote I'd take it as a great mark of pride.
I'd then remember that one Anon who wants to make a Femanon fingerblast herself to his works to the point where she becomes obsessed with him/his writings and do everything I can to mindbreak her into kidnapping me for a Misery-style relationship hopefully sans leg breaking and with lots more SSSSEEEEXXXXX.

>> No.7256959

There's several of us, I assure you.

>> No.7257044

Everyone likes to get recognized especially if you pour hours of your time into something.
It's bad mentality to do it just for the attention but conversely if you spend a ton of time on something and get less than lukewarm reception, it feels awful.
As an artfag in a previous life I know that well.

There are no women on the internet, but considering girls tend to get aroused from text in different ways than men, I guess I'd take pride in that too.

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>> No.7257562
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You keep rejecting your girlfriend Pikamee's offers of a blowjob, citing her clumsiness and sharp teeth. She eventually stops asking, only to wake you up with one and won't stop until you finish.

>> No.7257618

Honestly mildy disappointed that rushia doesn't have a Matsuri's baby carrot style micropenis. Though then again thinking about it it's also kind of weird she has a normal size penis which in futanari terms would be small I guess. I don't really like stupidly proportioned futas (i.e the massive tits and ,cock and balls) that much though so I guess that could just be my bias there
Then again thinking about it some more micropenis futanaris are basically an obfuscated way to get trap yaoi with a vagina since the dynamics are pretty much the same.

>> No.7257691

>Not sticking it in Pikamee's mouth
I absolutely would trust her. I've had a toothy blowjob so bad once it ruined my ability to get hard and I felt impotent. Surely she'd be better.

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Need more Vtubers with sharp teeth

>> No.7258233

Has there been any stories in the archive that adress sharp teeth? Like "Yeah I'd love to get sucked off but I'd rather keep my dick, sorry"

I didn't even think about that, I'm gonna have a Gura blowjob scene soon. Maybe I'll give a nod towards them teeth

>> No.7258353

There's one where Anon fails to consider the risks of face raping Gura. I believe it's called Shark Tooth?

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this but you're a shota

>> No.7258938

I wasn't sure who to give a micropenis to, if anyone. I liked the idea of Rushia being slightly below average, but swearing she was much bigger than she is, and getting furious when reality is pointed out.

Of who's left (Gens 0, 1, and 2) who should I give a micropenis?

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It's just too sweet that my heart starts getting hungry for it, which is a big no no.

>> No.7259174

Roboco can have a penis of any size because hers is detachable and adjustable. Matsuri is small, but maybe not micro. Shion has a natural micropenis, but routinely enlarges it with potions and spells.

>> No.7259427

It's the Anon that is making the Hag Orgy here? Because I would like to known the progress on the POLKA IS CUTE AND FUNNY STORY PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

>> No.7259745

Gen 0: Sora perfectly average one, Miko a small one, she gets angry when someone calls it small; Robocco as >>7259174 said, Suisei big and proud of it, mogs others with it; Azki (no clue only ever watched one 2 minute clip of her lol)

Gen 1: Matsuri very small, not necessarily micro tho; Haachama smelly and above average; Fubuki slightly under average and very cute, she is kinda shy about it but not much; Aki and Mel no clue, don't watch em much

Gen 2: Shion smaller than Aqua by a very small margin; Aqua slightly bigger than Shion, taunts her with it but ends up getting outfucked by Shion; Subaru has a small one that she is very embarrassed about; Choco has a big one which she is humble about but when in the mood, loves to tease smaller ones than hers; Ayame (maybe impotent?);

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I've been lurking. Everything's kind of hiatus right now. Just lots of things going on in life that are making it hard to find both the time and motivation to work on either story right now, so I've been slacking. I did a good re-read and some deep edits to the Hag story to make it closer to my usual style so I think I can pick it back up soon.

Pretty nuts how life turns on a dime sometimes. Everything I was waiting around on just came up at the same time. I'm not the type to like making big calls and then a bunch of them just came up and I feel overwhelmed.

>> No.7260081

Stay strong anon I believe in you. And remember you don’t owe us anything, take time for irl shit if you need to.

>> No.7260456

I imagine Aki being above average but not giant, and exceptionally groomed. Mel should have a large one, if only because futas with big breasts and small dicks look weird and disproportionate. I also know nothing about Azki, so maybe average size as a placeholder (and to match Sora).

>> No.7260523

I realize now that small dick futa sub for male dom is now the only way I can consume Futa. Fuck.

>> No.7260758


Excellent ideas all, thank you anons. Particularly love the idea of Roboco having multiple different options.

I think Azki being average is good, because there's lots of ways to add flavor other than just size. You've got to consider skin texture, hardness, veiny-ness, hairiness, etc. I think I've got enough to work from, now.

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its only fitting that these two have dicks so big that sometimes they experience "wardrobe malfunctions" that get them banned from youtube

>> No.7261105

I think I also like the idea of Haachama having a big honking schlong, and knowingly letting it freeball

>> No.7261204

>"Leg? Hahahaehehaha, thats not leg!"
>chat: YAB YABE YABAI oh no YAB

>> No.7261646

Anon I've said it higher on the thread but small dick futa sub is basically trap yaoi with a vagina. Since it usually has the same dynamic of normal dude dominating over a weaker effeminate male but this time the sub has a vagina. It's marginally less gay but still kinda gay... Doesn't make it any less hot.

Also really makes me want a small dick futa rushia story about her being ashamed about how small her dick and breasts are but you comfort her by gently dicking and saying you love her as she is.

>> No.7261727

>Also really makes me want a small dick futa rushia story about her being ashamed about how small her dick and breasts are but you comfort her by gently dicking and saying you love her as she is.
gfdi i love fluffy sweet shit like this.

>> No.7261910

Futa exhibitionism is an extremely rare treat and one that is way too good. Man, every single one of these dick descriptions makes me want to write a whole story behind them. But I shouldn't...

>> No.7261959

I feel the same way. It makes for such an intense description of intimacy in one action.

>> No.7261980

It would be better if it was just the breasts and she didn't have a dick

>> No.7261993

Alright, Holofutanon here, gonna write up the last 3 gens I have to do, will report back shortly

>> No.7262487

So much futa discussion... do any anons have vanilla stuff in the works right now? Doesn't even have to be smut

>> No.7262556

I want to write more Selen stuff, but probably not pregnant stuff.

>> No.7262702

what, are you afraid she's gonna be bigger than you?

>> No.7262736

If you prefer a woman with a penis over a normal woman you are objectively gay

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Gonna start working on the next Cover High chapter as soon as I'm done feeling sick as hell.

>> No.7262776

sounds like an insecure faggot who's projecting.

>> No.7262800

How? Because I like vaginas more than dicks?

>> No.7262818

You're afraid of a woman having a larger dick than yours. Probably because you have a micropenis.

>> No.7262829

Please anon I need to read saccharine fluff about going out for a grocery run a 2:00 AM to get her specific snacks she's craving and watching her eat the entire bag on the car trip home and not being able to sleep and asking you to rub her belly whenever the indigestion from eating a randomized diet makes her gurgly please anon

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I cannot fathom how you came to that conclusion based off me saying that liking futa is gay

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>choco can't help getting too invested in asmr or lewd acts with other girls, and gets a raging hardon that just barely has her cockhead peeking from the edge of her skirt
>her "outfit fix" was merely a slightly longer skirt that still prominently shows off her bulge

>poor mel practically had a spring-loaded dick that burst from whatever she wore, sometimes giving other girls a painful slap, occasionally hitting herself in the face
>worst part is even the sight of blood can get her going from 0 to full mast
>youtube settled for her letting it all hang out there as long as she wore a cocksock
>at least the cocksock is cute and frilly

>> No.7262951

Nta but I think at the end of the day, if you aren't insecure about your sexuality, you can find futanari hot, a completely fictional fetish which could never be experienced in reality btw, and still be completely straight.

>> No.7263100

Hololive Gen 0

Sora's penis:
5.5", uncircumcised. Average thickness, with a neat patch of trimmed pubic hair, Sora's penis is picture perfect. Sora's got smooth, white skin, with the foreskin pulled back over a delicate pink head. Despite not being the biggest, thickest, or superlative in any category, there's something perfect in the simplicity and proportion.

Roboco's penis:
Roboco has a wide range of options to choose from, and typically, has a 6", ribbed purple penis attached. She likes to keep it attached even when she isn't using it, and laughs when people notice it. She has larger models, but only takes them out for special occasions. If she's losing at Apex, she'll often take a break to rub one out quickly.

Miko's penis:
3.5", uncircumcised. Miko's got a tiny, phimotic little dick, barely big enough to be called a dick. Even when she gets hard, she can't peel the skin back, and it's honestly hard to tell if she's hard. She stays clean shaven because she hard that shaving makes you look bigger. She rages when it gets called small, but makes no effort to hide it from the viewers.

Suisei's penis:
7.5", circumcised. Suisei's dick is long, and a bit on the thin side, but gets very hard, with bulging blue veins visible through pale, delicate white skin. She's obviously proud of it, and has custom scrotal lingerie made to match the rest of her underwear. She's a shower, not a grower, and is almost always at her full length. She likes to slip it out of her panties and see how long it takes someone to notice the head of her cock dangling just below the hem of her skirt.

Hololive Gen 1:

Mel's penis:
7", uncircumcised. Long and thick, Mel loves to catch people looking at her, first glancing at her breasts, then at her bulge, then back up. She loves seeing how flustered she can make people, and deliberately wears small, tight panties because of it. She might not be the biggest in Hololive, but the contrast between her slim frame and impressive member make it seem very imposing.

Matsuri's penis:
4.5" long, uncircumcised. Matsuri's below average, but loves to mischievously sneak her dick out when no one's looking. She especially loves peeing in public. She usually shaves, but not often, so there's often a lot of stubble. She's got a lot of foreskin, and enjoys playing with it.

Aki's penis:
5", circumcised. What Aki lacks in length, she makes up for by having an exceptionally hard, thick member. Aki's special futa belly dancing is not to be missed. She can wiggle her dick hypnotically, and because she's half elf, she can stay hard for much longer than average.

Haachama's penis:
8", uncircumcised. Amazingly, Haachama's dick might even be wider than it is long. Unbelievably girthy and hairy, Haachama's philosophy is that "smelly dick is best." She loves to torment her Haatons by doing ASMR streams where she slaps her mighty meat against her desk, and asking them what they think it is. She doesn't get hard often, but even soft, she's thicker and longer than most. When she does get hard, watch out, because you're cumming on the ride.

Hololive Gen 2:

Aqua's penis:
4", uncircumcised. Aqua's got a small, skinny penis with a bright purple head, tightly covered by dark forsekin. Her foreskin is leathery and peels back almost in layers. She thinks her penis is on the average to big size, and no one has the heart to tell her otherwise. She hates that Shion calls her small.

Shion's penis:
3.5", circumcised. Though her dick's small, hairless, and thin, Shion uses her magic and potions to make it appear twice its size. She often does this illusion to taunt Aqua, despite actually being a little smaller than her. In truth, Shion actually really enjoys SPH play.

Ayame's penis:
6.5", uncircumcised. Surprisingly large, Ayame's penis starts thick, and tapers to a thin point, with a fierce upward curve. Though she doesn't show it off much, her fans are always eagerly awaiting another glimpse of a truly royal cock. Her pubes are kept in a neat, tightly cropped bush of soft, snow-white hair.

Choco's penis:
8.5", circumcised. Very long and of average thickness, Choco is famous for her autofellatio ASMR streams. Around the office, Choco doesn't wear panties, letting her long dong dangle. She enjoys watching people fumble over their words while they try to stop staring at the bright pink head peeking out from under her skirt. After being scolded by management, she started wearing a lacy cock sock, on the grounds that she was technically fully clothed.

Subaru's penis:
5.5", uncircumcised. Subaru's dick is of average length, above average thickness, and has a nearly 90 degree twist to it, corkscrewing to the left. She's got an especially large head that her foreskin can't cover. She's a quick shot, but is ready to go again quickly. She's often policing the other girls to keep covered, and won't hesitate to handcuff any offenders by the dick.


>> No.7263121

hmmm.... your prompt is fair. I will consider it, but don't expect it anytime soon.

>> No.7263153

On hiatus. Cat's sick and it's worrying me half to death. Please wait warmly.

>> No.7263167

It's a big shame I can't really jerk off to just descriptions cause there are pretty good stuff.

I probably could if I got desperate enough but I'm not willing to go there

>> No.7263220

i mean half the battle is creating a story in your head based on the descriptions

>> No.7263223

>Reading this made me want to standing 69 Matsuri somewhere someone could find us
please no dick not like this please no

>> No.7263258

you're gay now, my condolences

>> No.7263284

Thanks anon. I've done it before in desperation. The ghostbin link has all holomembers in there, all gens, except CN, since I never watched any of them. I'm pretty proud of most of these, and think they all fit pretty well. I tried to keep things generally in the realm of possibility, with the only truly massive futa being Coco, because, c'mon.

This anon gets it. How can you not want to think about a scenario where Aki is so happy you want to spend time with her instead of someone else, so she gives you a special belly dance, just for you, where you get to watch her go from soft to full mast, while she smiles coyly at you.

Embrace it.

>> No.7263356

>Sitting next to Matsuri waiting for a bus or something while she very subtly fondles (You)r groin
>Look over to her
>With her free hand she teasingly lifts her skirt to show you her erect cock, giving you a sly look as she feels you up
>Stealthy mutual masturbation session as Matsuri stays quiet but twitches every time your thumb passes over her glans

>> No.7263507
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as poster of >>7262918
it looks great minds think alike

>> No.7263527

Can someone point me to the source where Amelia is stated to have timeline powers? I have a Polka story that might use it.

>> No.7263580

I like that spring loaded idea for Mel. Might re-write what I did. The idea of Choco getting bonked for autofellatio ASMR streams drives me absolutely insane, though. Also, scrotal lingerie is a wildly underutilized futa outfit element. Kinda want to use these descriptions to commission some art, though.

>> No.7263638
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Here it is

Source: It came to me in a dream

>> No.7263700

It was a meme she made up herself due to the clock on her default outfit.
It's basically been accepted by everyone since it makes her fit better into the myth theme of her gen. No we don't have any hard lore on it other than the fact that Amelia was tweeting about how Olivia's appearance in our timeline is due to an experiment of hers.
Also Olivia's lore stream states that Amelia is a multiversal constant as she was still a time traveller even when everyone else in hololive was implied to just be normal humans

>> No.7264015

rushibreakdown is amazing thank you

>> No.7264079

also gonna bump my old prompt hehe

>delinquent calli has decided you are dating now
>she asks for your phone number one day after class and wont stop texting you
>forces you to skip class to go shopping with her under threat of violence
>when you talk with your crush she punches you in the stomach and then embraces you and apologizes
>you have to eat lunch with her and psycho delinquent kiara

>> No.7264157

This is an ancient prompt. Sad it never got picked up.

>> No.7264160

Okay, thanks. I'm gonna ignore most of that then and just make my own.

>> No.7264296

maybe its too detailed. i guess ill do it myself one day if no one else does...

>> No.7264370

hi mori!

>> No.7264390

Brushing her hair until she falls asleep im your lap

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>> No.7264505

adding this to my Selen fic, thanks

>> No.7264541

Your oshi right before she sucks me good thru my jourtz

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>> No.7264677

Botan and Ame entered the private room, a combination of house, private gym, bunker, munitions storage, and firing range. The taller woman motioned to the living room which they both entered, Botan going to a liquor cabinet and pouring drinks. "So, Amelia Watson... first, I must ask how you are doing?" "I am well, and you?" "All too well!" The lioness grinned. "Second, and the more pressing matter on my mind: why were Rushia and Roboco treating you so poorly?" Ame sighed. "It's..." "If you say 'It is nothing' does that mean I can take...potshots? Yes, potshots at your head?" She quipped, casually pulling a pistol out, keeping it low, finger off the trigger. Ame rolled her eyes. "Before Hololive broke up Rushia and I were working together on a collab. Roboco, Sora, hell all of Gen 0 were there. I had made some egg salad the night before, brought it to the party. What I didn't know is that Rushia didn't realize it was supposed to be refrigerated. She left it out overnight. Next morning we ate it and everyone but Roboco, AZKi, and myself got horrible food poisoning. It hit Rushia especially hard and she ended up having diarrhea at the table. It was really awful, and she felt humiliated. Of course, nothing is EVER Rushia's fault so she blamed me, and insinuated that I had planned it. I wanted that party just as much as she did. So...I decked her. We haven't been on good terms since." Botan tried to hold back laughter. "Rushia shat in front of her daisenpais?" Ame hesitated then added. "She may have been... sitting in Robocos lap at the time, actually." A second of silence and then both women broke into peals of laughter, Ame clutching her sides, Botan throwing her head back and roaring. "You are telling me that Rushia, our prim, proper, demure, necromancer Rushia shat directly on Roboco!?" "It was all over her too, like Rushia had been holding it in for days! She looked like she had fallen into mud! Oh the entire dinner was ruined after that!" The hearty laughter continued for several more minutes until they were breathless. Finally Botan sat down properly, and handed Ame her drink, then raised her glass. "A toast! To friends! New, old, or," a wicked grin crossed her face "covered in shit!" Ame's "Cheers!" Quickly turned into more laughter.

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Anon I just want to self insert so that I can imagine someone gently brushing my hair as I drift off, while actually reading it before bed and drifting off. Any girl you want is fine.

>> No.7264765

so you want to self insert as the girl?

>> No.7264799

NTA but as a guy I would absoutley love that sort of thing irl.

>> No.7264833

I would too of course, but the original prompt was stroking a girl's hair as she falls asleep but this anon just said he wanted to self insert as the one getting their hair stroked

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>> No.7264889

Why not just have the girl stroking your hair until you fall asleep? Are you a woman?

>> No.7264903

Painstakingly having to teach your new student, an airheaded tsundere blonde, how to play guitar.

Inspired by haachamas twitter post a day ago about her getting a guitar.

>> No.7265072

>Gently running your fingers through Dustbunny's hair until she begins snoring softly and continuing a bit past that to make sure you don't wake her from the stimulation stopping
>Leaning down and planting a kiss on her forehead for good measure

>> No.7265086

Good to know someone enjoyed my very first fic here. Thanks for doing your archive reps.

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To be honest I thought my prompt wouldn't actually get attention and just end up a grain of sand in a beach. Though I would very much enjoy stroking someone else's hair, I just want someone to brush my hair caringly whether it's a girl or guy. I'd be overjoyed if anyone decided to pick it up.

>> No.7265119

>ywn feel the warmth of your oshi at your side
>ywn use her as a pillow, as your parfume mixes with yours
>ywn put your hed on her chest listening to her breath as she pets your head
>ywn doze off, knowing she's there, watching you, protecting you

>> No.7265234

I'll stroke your hair lovingly anon

>> No.7265277

Threatening dustbunny with a vacuum!

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I'm impressed that you could translate that speck of an image anon, that prompt is too dangerous. It definitely DID NOT make me wag my foot in uncontrollable excitement. I regret indulging in those painful Fubuki fics... I've let them break my self control orz

My greatest rival... At least you didn't bring out the Swiffer.

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Batman chumbud having to stop schizos at every corner from accosting the unsuspecting Gura.

>> No.7265490

going for a tender kiss with dustbunny and sneezing on her! Getting a home-cooked meal covered in dust! Gathering dust to make her chest bigger! Canceling a picnic date when it starts raining and spending the day cuddling watching the rain drum against the window while the garden you both lovingly care for glistens with the soft sun peeking through the dark clouds!

>> No.7265517

Dustbunnychama...I didn't translate anything. I just let loose an iota of the love I want to give someone. Emotionally sweet/intimate stuff like that gives me a warm feeling in my heart. The Fubuki fics are (mostly) good for that, so I guess we're on the same wavelength. Glad you enjoyed it at any rate.

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The next chapter in my AmeSame fic "My sunshine, my warmth" is done, chapter 17. https://archiveofourown.org/works/32559157/chapters/81677788

If you like it, tell me. Validation from strangers is the sole thing keeping me writing. I've never sat down to write a story before.

Also, is it ok to be shilling my writing on here? If not then I'll stop.

>> No.7265612

does it have chuubas? if yes then yes. if no then add chuubas and then post

>> No.7265637

Only Gura and Ame and Ina. They fuck in it if that helps.

>> No.7265640

>is it ok to be shilling my writing on here
thats what this thread is for. so long as it has a chubba we welcome it with open arms and a spot in the archive.

as for validation, I'm still not caught all the way to 16 but so far i'm enjoying it.

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Anon how could you do this to me... This place is much more dangerous than I thought. Nonononono onoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can't handle it. I need to sleep the heat off.

I thought you specifically wrote that about me because you could somehow tell that I posted one of my doodles, just suuper tiny. You're very sweet anon. Too sweet in fact, I gotta get out of here!!!! Those things warm my heart too, but it's bittersweet knowing I can't have it.

>> No.7265866

What painful FBK fics?

>> No.7265870

>I thought you specifically wrote that about me because you could somehow tell that I posted one of my doodles, just suuper tiny.
Ah, that? Yeah, color scheme gave it away, so I guess it's both after all. See you next time either way!
It's the writing thread, so it'd be weird if you didn't.

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Exposure therapy and petting your fox
Painful in the way of >ywn

You have very good ideas anon. If you're a writeanon, I'd like to read your work if you'd be comfortable with sharing. (I'll check the archive if the thread dies before I wake up.) I hope you have a great rest of your day!

>> No.7266104

An alternate timeline where everything is opposite.
For example Aqua is super extroverted and is constantly collabing with males, Miko is extremely straight, Fubuki is everyone's wife, Ina is really hyperactive and awful at drawing, Polka is completely sane and her mental health is good, Okayu is very productive and is ambitious/serious for her goals in life, etc.

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>If you're a writeanon, I'd like to read your work if you'd be comfortable with sharing.
Hah, yeah...about that. That's probably not a good idea. For as much as I love romantic, caring stuff with all I can muster, I've mostly stayed true to the thread's abusive/smutty origins. The best I can offer you in terms of fluff I've come up with would be Teddy Bear or Drinking Buddy, leaning hard into the latter as the first is intended to be cute but silly.

>> No.7266246

I'll write a little fluffy dustbunny and anon have an indoors picnic as a thunderstorm rages outside. I'll see about making an Anon pov and a Dustbunny pov so both readers can self insert.

>> No.7266258

Dude, Teddy Bear is my favorite story in the archive. Good on ya.

>> No.7266712

I'm glad to hear it. Nene's a fucking dork, but a sweetheart.

>> No.7267825

She really is.

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tfw the need to write a fluffy Selen fic totally derailed me from writing the Fubuki smut I intended to do today.

>> No.7268164

Foxfriend and the overly nice boyfriend is really good, thank you. btw, what's with Fubuki being a masochist? I don't watch her, has she said something along those lines?

These were really good, I want to read more from you whenever you finish another story!

>> No.7268373

yeah she's mentioned being into light ryona i believe. giving or receiving, i do not know

>> No.7268422

Fubuki joins Nene, then. Nene said she wants to be talked down to by a man wearing nice shoes before, I can grab the video later if someone wants it. god I love nene

>> No.7268687

There needs to be more stories about Nene getting dommed/degraded. Right now there's like, one.

>> No.7268721

Imaging abusing both Fubuki and Nene haha

>> No.7268815

Is it still abuse if Nene enjoys it?

>> No.7269583

Awesome to hear you liked em.

If you want to read more of my stuff check out Apocalypse Meow and Way of the Gorilla.

>> No.7270302

Ame recruits you to go to the past and screw up the lives of the hololive members so that they'll join hololive in the future. Specifically via your dick.
Scenarios I've thought up:
>Molesting Noel while her titties are still growing.
>Fucking up Olivia so when she dies she awakens as Ollie.
>Getting a 9000 year old Gura off of the sauce
>Getting Flare banished from the Elfen homelands
>Finishing the timeloop by fucking Amelia into existence.

>> No.7270779

Another fluffy pregnant Selen fic, which I guess is somewhat of a sequel to my previous works. fyi for you archive anon.


Previous chapter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRqmZ726DJuUyHRCIKAPJw-woaC69x1DwuVkcaw8ooQlypinrIkpinaROhtvucB4CKOjO-HPpseNJul/pub

Also, >>7239546

>> No.7271259
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I dont even know who this is but the way you write it hits different. thank you.

>> No.7271721

it's my wife, Selen Tatsuki! She's a gremlin with severe brainrot from Apex, and laughs at the end of every other sentence, but I love her still! I channeled as much of my knowledge of her into this fic, although it is somewhat OOC. Thanks for reading it, and check her out:


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god, I hate Apex... but I love this dragon's shit-eating laugh. What am I to do?
Good work, anon.

>> No.7274696

Send her a cum tribute and tell her how much she's changed your life, of course.

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I read both. Teddy bear was so cute I couldn't help but smile hugely. The snuggles with matsuri were very sweet too. You're really good at characterization and picking out the right details. I'm glad you shared!

NO anon! I AM NOT drooling and rolling around on my bed like a dumbbunny!!!!!! What are you talking about???????????? That aside if it feels like too much work to write two, I'd be very happy with just one.

This was very good. You could really tell (you) are really in love with her and want to have a happy family. You did indeed include the brushing her hair till she falls asleep part, and I thank you for that anon!!

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Life is just... pic related right now, for the last year or so.

>> No.7277304
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Here to request a story about Ina pissing herself. Thank you very much.

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I'm glad you enjoyed them. I'll try to work on more in the future - fluff is something I can never get enough of. If I ever do get around to it, I will make sure that quiet, nonverbal affirmation cuddling/petting of the dustbun occurs.
You're a right proper bastard, making me feel this way. Very, very cute.

>> No.7277669

Not again...

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>> No.7278087

Anon im gonna cry stop it

>> No.7278103

>he gets a story AND artwork

>> No.7278407

u are based anon, i wanna read that too

>> No.7278444

Haachama never wore her safety glasses. Now she doesn't need to.


>> No.7278653

In all the time I’ve been here, I haven’t seen something that’s smelt so much of samefagging.

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I know this was meant to be comedic but the idea of Haachama saying that when presented with erect cocks in a gangbang scenario just ended up turning me on.

>> No.7279049

Lets do some detective work

>Here to request a story about Ina pissing herself. Thank you very much.

The way of saying 'thank you' reeks of ESL

>Anon im gonna cry stop it

'i' not capitalized, missing punctuation in 'im'

>u are based anon, i wanna read that too

'i' not capitalized once again. Uses 'u', which once again reeks of ESL. Also, new ip

>> No.7279362

>The way of saying 'thank you' reeks of ESL

>> No.7279583

The way it's placed at the end after a full stop, and using 'very much'. Not sure, but something about it feels off. I don't think I see many native English speakers say thank you in that way. It's usually more smooth

>> No.7279659

I've always said 'Thank you very much' in the situations that called for it, personally. I feel like in the context of asking for free art, it's appropriate.

>> No.7279673

Took the words right out of my mouth, Anon. Not to mention “u are based”, which just sounds even weirder.

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You come from a family with a rich history - divine blood pumps through your veins. Your great great great great grandfather was the world's first Menhera (S)Layer. You, Anon "Takeshi" Ymous are the latest to continue your family's holy duty. The whip is just there for BDSM play. Approaching Castle Cover as the sun sets, you steel yourself. With grim resolve, you enter this den of mental illness, intent on purging the demons that haunt their minds...and maybe claiming a wife or two. The bloodline needs to be continued.

>> No.7279924

>What is a Menhera? A miserable pile of twitter posts. Enough talk, give me superchats.

>> No.7280169

>Whipping the racism out of Ayame while fucking her
>Fucking the HSKW lust of Matsuri while reciting the Bible
>Making Rushia's breasts grow by impregnating her
>Scaring Calliope into stopping her scary "ooooo haha I'm death I have a scythe" shit by cracking the whip, immediately making her pussy out
>Appeasing Polka by tying her arms behind her back and pounding her senseless until she stops posting her menhera shit
>Vanquishing Count Haachama by fucking her until she reverts to Haato
A 10/10 adventure.

>> No.7280982


Dusted bunny pt1:

Tags: (DustBunny, SFW, Comedy)

>> No.7282059


thanks for reading and enjoying my story. just remember, APEX SAIKOU!

now just waiting for this>>7249518 beggar here if he hasn't read it yet.

>> No.7283084


Why does every dustbunny fic have pt or chp 1 in the title? Anyway here's rainy day picnic with dust girl. Anon pov on top and Dust pov below.

>> No.7285028

>Fucking Noel so hard that no other man can ever hope to compete turning her into a lesbian
>Creampieing Flare forever tainting her pure delicious chocolate elf body with big human cock
>Not fucking Olivia making her a raging virgin therefore creating the catalyst of her reanimation: dying a virgin
>Becoming Amelia's father and then fucking Amelia to ensure that she's fucked up enough to want to go to the past in the first place

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Will comment on the next one after doing complimentary recording and doodle. These recordings are scuffed and done on my phone but they're just for fun.

I read this right before I had to do an important presentation and had to bite the inside of my cheek to prevent me from laughing in 2k. The image of bonked bun would not leave the front of my mind the entire time. I had a lotta fun reading this. I never expected anyone to take that doodle and make a story out of it, and such a funny and nicely done one at that. I'm not a fan of weed or drugs, but I've always wanted to have my own chicken coop. John might not be very talkative, but I'm sure he's a very fluffy rooster...

>> No.7286064

>Fucking Amelia, impregnating her and sending the baby back in time with Amelias clock, so she grows up into Amelia, because Amelia is actually a timetravel paradox

>> No.7286338

>Amelia is Amelia's mom
>You are her babydaddy and father
>She is her own mother
>You fucked your daughter
>You fathered the woman who gave birth to your child
What kind of freudian greek tragedy is this

>> No.7286481

ever heard of "All you Zombies"?

>> No.7286746

>What kind of freudian greek tragedy is this
Jesus Christ what a sentence. I spent a good minute laughing uncontrollably

>> No.7287152

With a few drinks and a small snack of meat, cheese, and crackers Botan got down to business. "Ame, I am under the assumption that you are here for guns, yes?" Ame blushed and looked away, shuffling her feet. Quietly she said "Y-yes...Shishiro senpai." Botan smiled. She loved showing Amelia firearms. "I d-don't really need anything grandiose...a Smith and Wesson Model 19 would be ok. Botan got close to Ame and caressed her cheek "Snub nose, yes?" "Mmmhmm." Ame nodded, her breath quickening. "Of course I have one, gladly give to you...but are you sure you don't want something more... robust?" "No, that... just that would be fine." "Hmmm." She went behind Ame and from inside her pocket she produced a single round of M855. She traced the tip of the 5.56 up Ame's spine. The blond shivered, grabbing the hem of her skirt. A small moan escaped her lips "Shishi..." Ame plead, but Botan leaned over, mouth next to the smaller woman's ear. "AR." Ame's breath caught "Please B-botan don't..." She squirmed in her chair, biting her lip. "ArmaLite...180. Just. For. You." Ame let out a low moan as her entire body tensed, her hips rocking slightly in the overstuffed chair. Panting, she started "Designed 1963, a c-cheaper option than the M-16 for dev-oohh God-devloping countries... select fire mmm, 750 rounds a minute...short strOH!" Ame paused, panting hard and twitching. Beside her Boten hadn't layed a finger on her, she was just watching her squirm and twitch "Short stroke gas piston...like a aaaaah an AKM...no buffer tube, rec-CUUUUU-oil recoil springs also like a Kalashnikov... stamped steel construction..." She was finally beginning to wind down, the quaking her body subsiding. She let out a shaky sigh. "Eighteen inch barrel... chambered in 5.56 NATO." A layer of sweat covered her body and her voice was thick. Botan raised an eyebrow. "Done?" Ame glared at her. "Screw you. I hope I ruined your upholstery, Botan." She stood on shaking legs, her inner thighs and butt soaked. True enough, the chair she had been sitting in may well be ruined. "A small price to pay for such a spectacular performance. It's not going to happen again when I offer to let you shoot the thing, da?" Ame froze and shivered, then shook her head. "I need to, uh, walk this off before we shoot anything, Shishi. And I need to," she gestured at herself "clean up." Botan nodded. "You know where the bathroom is. Take your time." She walked off and Botan shook her head. Weird girl. She went over to the chair and, naturally, began to lick the wetness off the seat.

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A direct hit to the heart... Where do I start? The title is cute. The little details about the baby tree, the clover pillow, happy picture, the meh store-bought sandwiches, way you described rain as Dusty's worst enemy are all too sweet for me to handle. Dusty. Did I mention how that's the darn cutest nickname anyone could think up?????????????????? You paint scenes with words so warmly and comfily. i loved this story so much, and will be rereading it for much time to come.

Had to keep redoing it because I kept messing it up, so I decided I might as well just record with my mic. It's still pretty bad... Maybe instead of hiring someone else to write my story, I should just get someone else to read it for me instead.



>> No.7288277

I've gotta say Ms. Dustbunny it's impressive that you effectively got anons to write fanfiction about yourself. That's some odd power you're holding.

>> No.7288702

Being nice in a pile of slurs and toxicity can get you pretty far. I even made fanart for them...

>> No.7288844

I mean /wg/ is full of weirdos, but it's probably the nicest place on this board besides maybe the Miofa and Watamate threads.

>> No.7289114

so... am I under the right assumption that /wg/ is basically grooming its own Chuuba-to-be at this point?

Also, >>7287152
The absolute state of burgers. Formatting you story would make it a lot easier on the eyes, writeanon.

>> No.7289198

>/wg/ is basically grooming its own Chuuba-to-be at this point?
Anon you’re mistaken.
Dustbunny is grooming us into being half decent people for once

>> No.7289348

Crazy how having someone read your fic can give it so much life. It also helps me see where the reader gets tangled up in bad writing.

>> No.7289460

We're being groomed into their writers all for the sake of making someone smile. So what we're normally doing, essentially, just for a chuuba.

>> No.7289508

Mostly I've found that the (Non-EN, at least) oshi threads are pretty chill honestly. Just lonely men who love whichever anime girl they've picked.

>> No.7289561

Don't forget the Become Lamy threads. They're slowgoings but genuinely very friendly.

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I realized I didn't say enough to show how much I liked this because I was rushing and had to do another presentation. The way you characterized both characters and their interactions melts my heart?????? It's so cute Dusty really cares about anonny and the picnic so much. I really like how the two banter; it just feels so natural and sweet. Anon is also painted as someone who loves dusty very much and I. Can't. Take. It!!!!??!!! The little details they notice about each other is diabetes inducing. The imagery of the rain and the sun peeking through is too beautiful. The way anon sneezes and smiles... The gaudy pillow....
I don't think those parts were bad writing. I just naturally trip up on reading everything...

I have no idea how that happened when I haven't even posted my first video yet. I've only been doodleposting... Anons are just too sweet.

>> No.7290123

Who is Dusty?

>> No.7290289

Why is it so cringe going through the stuff you've already written to proofread it? I mean I'm still gonna post it once it's finished, but I just wanna die, reading all of it.

>> No.7290745

It never gets better. I still look at what I've done, months later, and go "oh god why"
Some cute soon-to-be indie Chuuba who came by and started posting doodles while giving feedback to Anons. Generally very friendly and kindhearted, posted their own fic as well. Now they're the the subject of some, themselves.

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Being groomed sounds good right about now, at least I'd have someone telling me where to go next in life...

>> No.7293807
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You and me both brother. I have zero direction in my life.

>> No.7293860

You need to take life into your own hands, find something you absolutely love doing and do it lots!!!!! Rooting for you anons!!!

>> No.7294587

A story about taking revenge on a Chuuba who did something terrible to you. Could be NTR, could be a raving, actual schizophrenic. Any excuse to justify (in their mind, at least) the nightmarish tortures inflicted upon them. Killing their friends, torturing them with the ol' bamboo fingernails, ripping nails off in general, needles in the stomach. Just vile physical and psychological pain. Afterall, it's not about moving on from the one who betrayed you, it's about inflicting the pain back, no matter the cost.

>> No.7296092

Would I be ok if I hate scat but love piss?

>> No.7296394

>Try guitar in HG, keep doing for a year, drop out
>Try drawing, I like the Idea of grinding and getting good in 5 years but dont feel joy
>Like singing, My voice is nasal and bad
>Like dancing, dont feel joy
>Like sports dont feel joy
I keep trying and doing things but I cant genuily enjoy anything. I'll keep doing it tho

>> No.7296701

Probably not.

>> No.7296718

Is there something you'd treat less seriously that brings you joy?

>> No.7297204

The only things I genuinely enjoy doing is running and writing but of course life had to deal me a bad hand with legs that barely work.

>> No.7298405

Should have put more points into LCK, it's surprisingly important

>> No.7300072

try linux, friend :)

>> No.7300564

How about I try you as my wife buddy

>> No.7303586

> Formatting you story would make it a lot easier on the eyes, writeanon.

Then I will make sure not to do that, my story is designed for native English speakers, not browns, ESLs or retards accustomed to reading reddit. Thank you, I now know what to do to filter brainlets and will not change a thing.

>> No.7303876

This is bait btw. Don't be stupid.

>> No.7304479

I am in physical need of a Flare fluff comfort story.

>> No.7305263

sure, if you try linux

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>> No.7305380

I would also like this

>> No.7305621

I'm in need of a detailed academic-standard dissertation on the flavours and aromas of Fubuki's anal crevice.

>> No.7305646

Please stop bringing comics from r/Hololive every single thread, thanks.

>> No.7305659

NTA, but I totally skipped over your story as I do with anything that doesn't utilise paragraphs. Telltale sign it's written by a moolie.

>> No.7305686

Maybe try writing fics about chuubas

>> No.7305724

what in the fuck is a moolie

>> No.7305768

Everyone here seems to be thoroughly engaged in the creation process, and when it's not being used to produce intellectual studies on the breeding habits of chuubas, it's a chatroom facilitating the sustainment of motivation.

Or at least that's how I see it. I wouldn't be writing without this thread, anyway.

>> No.7305921

Yeah, life has a habit of doing that. So far I've made it through by tunnel-visioning on the things I value most, putting one foot in front of the other, and letting everything else crumble to dust. Just can't keep juggling some relationships or investments when these things happen.

I hope it works out for you.

>> No.7305952

Did your google subscription run out?

>> No.7306048

Similar. Stuck in an abusive relationship with an Accounting major atm, and there doesn't seem to be a future for disgusting coasters.

Chin up - there'a always an old leather handbag masquerading as a woman somewhere that's on the hunt for young, virile males who will lick peanut butter from her asshole. They'll pay you well, you just need to find them.

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>> No.7306891

Glad you were filtered too. Go back to Facebook and take your room temperature IQ and smooth brain with you. Ignorant peasantry like you doesn't deserve to read my writing.

>> No.7307088

It's a dago wop word for jiggaboo.

>> No.7307126

You're right. Of course you're right. I should have realised it sooner, but as you said - room temperature IQ. I'm sorry.

>> No.7307192

You should be retard.

>> No.7307231

I'm sorry! Thank you!

>> No.7307233

You really became bitter after the HoloEN story, huh?

>> No.7307282

Wait, this guy's not a tourist?

>> No.7307295

You're welcome tard

>> No.7307326

See: >>7115467

>> No.7307409

Thought it was a random autist paasing by. Guess it's a genuine one then

>> No.7307510
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Watame sex.
Sex with Watame.

The end.

>> No.7307528

I take it banter and bullshittery isn't your forte? That's ok, little NPC, here's hoping you can find a gosling fic with simplicity and wordcount that you would be more comfortable with.

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Hey, noticed that you used my art and audio in your doc. It makes me happy, especially since I made it for your story, but did you know that vocaroos die after 3 months. I can put them in yt links so that they won't if you want!

>> No.7307566

Those are some shapely milker's she's got. I'll support your petition.

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>> No.7307721

There's a prompt like this one I think.

>> No.7308098
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I had no idea so yes please. And thanks for letting me use it, it really adds to the dialogue and mood.

>> No.7308529
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do we really encourage avatarfagging now?

>> No.7308560

I'll take cute photos of OC, sure. At least it's not just different crops of the same image. These have myriad uses.

>> No.7308670

Tolerating dustbunny's under the impression she becomes a chuuba.

How long until you do, dustbunny?

>> No.7308673

If anywhere, this is the correct environment for it

>> No.7308690

take a look at that guys posts and tell me that this hasn't devolved into tumblr-tier LARP already

>> No.7308770

BTW, bunny, you've been a denizen of /wg/ long enough to have seen the sights. If you do follow through and become a chuuba, chances are the hornyposting'll extend to you.

>> No.7308785

This hasn't devolved into tumblr-tier LARP

>> No.7308820


Never, it's larp to get you to write fanfics about their OC, you stupid simp.

>> No.7308828

just go to twitter already and look for some troons to groom you, this is getting unbearable

>> No.7308838

You can't fuck her, she's made of dust. You might as well stick your dick in the bag inside your vacuum cleaner, would probably feel better desu.

>> No.7308873

Where there's a will, there's a way.

>> No.7308889
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>ywn get a dustjob

>> No.7308898

The mass of cum tissues under you bed turns into a cute girl who want's more of your fluids

>> No.7308952

Anon, please. Think of your dick's safety first. It would feel like trying to fuck glass shards while getting sand in your foreskin and urethra. Please... reconsider...

You could probably bukakke her, but she'd get all slimy and barely be able to move.

>> No.7309032

>Always throw out cum tissues

>> No.7309051

You will never be a woman

>> No.7309061

you will never stop coping

>> No.7309140

I'm not the guy who shits up threads by avatarfagging on an anonymous image board

>> No.7309164

>mad they aren't cute
Good thread everyone. Strong positivity and bitter, angry shitposting at the end. Textbook.

>> No.7309167

>A shrill voice rings out from behind you

>"Anon why aren't you writing stories about me?"

>"Is it because of my numbers?"

>"It is, isn't it, my numbers are too low"

>You turn to Kiara

>"Yes." You state simply

>Kiara's mouth drops

>"Bwt...Kiarwa does her best..."

>She starts to dance "Wook at me dahdah, babah kiawa make dancies!"

>"Pwease don't ignow pwrtty kiawa!"

>> No.7309189

As someone who keeps the tissues in my pants overnight before throwing in the bin the next day, my tissues turn into concrete from the pressure of me sleeping on them and my body heat. I can barely bend them when I have a big load. So I'd prefer not to have a hardened-cum tissue chuuba that is craving for my cock.

That's a lie, I'm desperate for anything, please.

>> No.7309204

I can look into the mirror without having a mental breakdown. Can you?

>> No.7309230

I can! I can also look at this thread without having a mental breakdown. Can you?

>> No.7309273

Too many ideas and fragments.
Fragments that become more fragments.
Nothing that can combine
Eternal madness

>> No.7309306

I don't see why retards get mad at dustbunnychama when it's not negatively affecting the threads at all

>> No.7309315
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Man, people who throw a hissy fit in an anonymous image posting board are pretty cringe. I can't help but wonder what goes through such a miserable creature's mind.

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>> No.7309327

y'all take bait 2 easily

>> No.7309330


>> No.7309344

This. It's been a recurring problem...

>> No.7309355

tokyo tower........

>> No.7309375

Don't act like the retarded niggers who post bait aren't to blame either.

>> No.7309425

I don't wish to read the cringy ramblings of some attention starved tranny that is all. If he could just get a tripcode so people could filter him the problem woudn't exist but he refuses to do so. Also usage of avatars is against the rules. There are enough ERP discords for this kind of bullshit.

>> No.7309438

Oh, no, absolutely. It's a two-way street.

>> No.7309485

>cringy ramblings
Anon this is a fucking chuuba fanfiction thread....... it's all cringy ramblings........

>> No.7309513

>Still replying
When fishermen get no bites, they move ponds, Anon. Don't give them a reason to keep casting.

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teehee pero moment

>> No.7309566

there is a difference between clicking on a link to read a story you actually want to read and accidentally stumbling into an ERP conversation

>> No.7309580

It's fun to take bate and bate back!

>> No.7309619

And you don't draw the line at the multiple scat stories that have been posted in their entirety? You've got strange priorities

>> No.7309679

There's only been, like, two. And the archive link to one doesn't work. You're blowing this out of proportion.

>> No.7309686

We're probably arguing with the fucking scat/fart/cuckfag right now.

>> No.7309728

Now this but with her big futa cock from here >>7263100

>> No.7309756

Dustbunny. I don't know who you are are, but I WILL masturbate to you.

>> No.7309759

>"Here is a scat story I came up with, don't read it if you don't like that kind of stuff..."
>"teehee daddy pound my bunny cunny i need sum tubby wubbys"
I'd rather read scat than whatever this bullshit is trying to depict

>> No.7309902

Can't fantasize about someone brushing your hair till you fall asleep without it becoming
>"teehee daddy pound my bunny cunny i need sum tubby wubbys"

we 1ive in a society

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>> No.7309955

Boomslang I thought you were going to bed.

>> No.7309973

I'm just patiently waiting on write anon to post their work can't you people be normal?

>> No.7310006

Pay it no mind. These threads derail themselves these days.

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>> No.7310201

writeanons what are you working on?

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just get a tripcode mate it's not that hard

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This Noel story got away from me, she's not even it yet. Though it shouldn't be too much longer

>> No.7310336

Here you go anon, might have to wait for processing

>> No.7310687

A story where Mori goes insane with rage from being canceled over and over for being a white rapper so she goes on a killing spree, wiping out all the black people on the planet.

>> No.7310704

I bless this prompt.

>> No.7310797

Guys, I've been thinking. I'm not into scat - never have been - but if Fubuki was...

>> No.7310836


>> No.7310884

I knew it, Fubuki friends are scum.

>> No.7310893

no.........please not like this........

>> No.7310905

I'd let her do it. I wouldn't be happy, but I'd ler her do it.

>> No.7310914

Would you guys react with anger or sadness if Noel announced she as getting a breast reduction and went all the way down to an A cup?

>> No.7310932

Don't really care, don't like Noel. Would be a shame for her roommate channel, though.

>> No.7310933

I'm gonna have to put it down bros.... it's too far gone.

>> No.7310944

So did ealry thread fag give up, are they europoor and just asleep or are they the fag trying to dereil this thread by shitting on dustbunny?

>> No.7310967

Just FYI, the original earlyfag stopped after two threads. It's been someone else after the tranny shark.


>> No.7310978

Tbf it's past bump limit for a while now. I don't mind arguing even if it's bait senpai

>> No.7310985

Most likely asleep right now. I think this is the first thread in a while we've had die around this time.

>> No.7311019

So we know it's asleep outside of dead hours. Now we need to figure out which SEA country it is to nuke...

>> No.7311059

Anger, sadness? Neither, I'd be overcome by the single most raw, unfiltered display of rage known to man. I'd switch allegiances, become a Zhang, and instigate nuking the house of the doctor who performed the operation.

>> No.7311061

Which one? Why not all of them?

>> No.7311073

Those breasts make that faggot too much money to just get rid of, I reckon she'll wait till she gets old and they start sagging before getting rid of them. At that point no one would pay money to see them

>> No.7311081

Fubuki's stomach rumbled and groaned, and she winced feeling it start to cramp again. She needed to go so badly. But she couldn't, she just couldn't. "That's it," she thought, "I need laxatives." She went to the medicine cabinet, getting the ExLax.

>> No.7311120

Id hate for Reine to not be able to get to her Billion dollar buker in time

>> No.7311127

>Not counting the days until Noel becomes a hag
What are you, gay?

>> No.7311160

Ah completely understandable Anon. But not to worry Reine is safe and sound I assure you.

t. she's under my desk giving me the best peahen head on earth

>> No.7311165

No, it's quite the opposite. Why would I want to fuck a lesbo? What areupporter? Would

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>> No.7311200

Had a stroke

>> No.7311203

Lies and slander, she's literally wrapping up her weekly Zatsudan right now sadly without food this time

>> No.7311206


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>What areupporter? Would

>> No.7311232

What's reines appeal I haven't watched her.

>> No.7311269

Why do you think she doesn't need food this time Anon? It's because she's breaking haram by going to town on my absolutely massive sausage.

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>> No.7311301

She's a cute dork with big beefers

>> No.7311311

Sometimes she'll just start to masturbate randomly on stream. It's nothing that Pekora or Koro hasn't done so it's no huge deal but she's typically more vocal.

>> No.7311339

She's usually pretty chill and relaxing from what I've seen. I'd watch more but her game choices filter me hard.

>> No.7311342

Those are all good reasons

>> No.7311348

She singlehandedly justifies the continued existence of SEAnigs for me so there's that I guess.

>> No.7311503
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Fluff story about living plush chubas

>> No.7311522

Anya was streaming a bit and I decided to watch her live so I can do my reps for the eventual pailoli breaking story.

Yeah, the other anons are right, she's hard to watch...

>> No.7311558

I don't see in any way how this wouldn't end up in a chucky-esque scenario after the chuuba plush catches you jacking off to another chuuba

>> No.7311583

She denies her chest blessing she radiates a displeasing aura

>> No.7311586

Anon you can literally just write her like a smug brat. No one else watches her so we wouldn't be able to point out any inaccuracies with her character.

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Ends with (you) fucking the plushie!

>> No.7311617

Hunted by a tiny Rushia plush screaming at you

>> No.7311642

Also based but less so because it appeals less to my fetishes.

>> No.7311655

Haunted Marine plushie that sucks your dick while you're asleep

>> No.7311684

There's absolutely NO FUCKING WAY any form of Marine is capable of sucking a dick that quietly.

>> No.7311687

Monkey's paw you get your chuba harem
>they're all fumos

>> No.7311707

Where's the monkeys paw in this?

>> No.7311722

I'd just find a way to get them into larger life sized plushies

>> No.7311733

Jokes on you, this is still my fetish!
Make them Figmas or something that have come to life and have the personality of the Chuuba. Proceed to write hotglue story.

>> No.7311751

>Pekora screaming as she sees you pull out a mason jar

>> No.7311755

See >>7311604 but with all of Hololive members around your dick. "Monkey paw" my ass. Monkey paw is that they act like Chucky at night, all of them.

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>> No.7311802

I was not expecting this many plush fuckers holy shit

>> No.7311846

Anon it's literally an onahole sized version of your favorite chuuba's, how could you not want to fuck it?

>> No.7311857

Goes to show the absolute state of this thread. We get horny over 2d avatars, and can't remember the last time we jacked off to a real 3d woman. What did you expect?

>> No.7311905

Speak for yourself Anon. I frequently switch between chuubas and 3d women cosplaying as chuubas.

>> No.7311937

I absolutely have rubbed my dick on both the dakimakura and the plush of my waifu, I dunno what to tell you.

>> No.7311987

I'm just surprised/disappointed this is the idea of the many I've posted this one gets the most positive reception lol

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>> No.7312049

It's all about throwing enough ideas out there in ways that get peoples noggins joggin. I can bet that at least a quarter of all the prompts in the archive are from me and yet only a couple of them have actually become stories.

>> No.7312072

The first time I came humping my daki felt pretty dirty, not gonna lie.
Then after that it was second nature.

>> No.7312087

Anyone who has read Subahibi should be totally down with the idea of plushie fucking

>> No.7312124

It took some time but it fucking blew me away. Absolutely nuts experience.

>> No.7312173

>Not just autistically forcing a girl who sorta resembles your waifu to fall in love with you
>Not subtly gaslighting her into changing her mannerisms to closer reflect your waifus personality
>Not finishing it off with making her exercise and dye her hair so she fully resembles your waifu physically

>> No.7312199

How can you even cum from humping? Do you use lube? Cause it feels pretty bad, unless you have a lot of precum...

Worst I did was fuck a bunch of gum I chewed up, the idea of fucking a Dakimakura isn't that bad, but they are way too expensive and hard to hide

>> No.7312217

>Gum I chewed up
the fuck

>> No.7312231

Anon what in the fuck? Anyway, I did dryhumping by pushing her down while thrusting upwards. It really did take a bit to get used to the stimulation, but when I did, it was a very disgustingly messy nut.

>> No.7312302

You'd think I'd have learned from fucking slime, which didn't feel good at all and kinda burned my dick from all the chemicals. Fucking chewed gum is as bad as you might expect. Didn't nut in either cases, but I sure hell tried, and I sure as hell had to spend many minutes removing gum particles from my dick.

>> No.7312319

Anon... just use your hand

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>> No.7312361

I once fucked a large soap bottle (one of the massive gallon sized ones) because with the cap off the diameter was the perfect size for my dick. Anyways I ended up with cuts on my cock because the lid was super rough-cut and jagged as fuck. Thankfully my cock survived the botched accidental second circumcision with no injury that couldn't easily be healed.

>> No.7312365

Listen. I always wanted to be able to stick my dick in something. The idea of just picking up a random bottle and sticking it in was always enticing, but the caps are always too tight or too big. I had something which i could shape around my dick, and so I did.

>> No.7312390

I'm too afraid of sticking my dick in a soap bottle because of any possible residual soap. The painful piss you need to take afterwards is never worth it

>> No.7312430

Just don't get soap up your urethra Anon. Work out the muscles that close your cock.

>> No.7312435

>>dye her hair
>not having a waifu with natural eye and hair colour.

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Anon please...

>> No.7312509

Anon do you realize how rare red hair, especially non-orange red hair, is?

>> No.7312537

Finding a cute brunette at church! Autistically asking her to practice piano with you for the church band! Convincing her to wear long skirts, cardigans and feathered hair clips! Making a bracelet with Ankimo's face for her! Finally convincing her to start singing and producing her own music! Mating press-ing your new not-Sora wife on your wedding night!

>> No.7312584

And all this is not even morally wrong! After all, what is a waifu except the ideal woman conjured by your mind? 'Normal' people try to subtly change their partners behaviours and appearances to better fit their minds ideals all the time, so there's nothing stopping you from doing it too! Your ideal woman is a fictional character? So what? It's the same thing!

>> No.7312607

Anon...You do know that blue, pale green and light brown eyes do exist, even if they are uncommon, right?
The red and purple eyes are likely impossible however.
True. Vibrant hair colours are fairly common among anime and Vtubers, so it's plausible that one would likely find a waifu with an unnatural colour of hair. Just got to make do with what you've got, I suppose.

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>> No.7312675

But I'll never be able to find a moth girl in real life.....

>> No.7312701

Nah Anon you've got it all wrong. You've gotta find a normal girl and FORCE her into BECOMING the moth girl.

>> No.7312715

I can be your moth girl anon...

>> No.7312718

Just get her to wear a fluffy white sweater and hoodie. Maybe some nice black gloves too. That's as close as you can get

>> No.7312764

I mean....hmm

>> No.7312768

You are now the thread's moth girl.

>> No.7312832

Get your own moth girl

>> No.7312837

She's always eating, which allows me to sustain the headcanon that she's a cute fatty

>> No.7312839

Designated moth mommy

>> No.7312879

You will speak when spoken too. Markus! Fetch the lamp - yes, the 'exquisite' one. We've a prisoner too delicate for chains. Let their obsession be their bondage.

>> No.7312915

gods i watched that one 3d cosplay JAV of Fubuki and there was some softcore torture which I felt was totally in line with Fubuki's actual fetishes and it turned me on like fuck. It didn't help that the girl has similar-ish proportions to Fubuki(slim body, long legs, cute yet round butt)

>> No.7312923

Anon it obviously all goes to her massive tiddies and long voluminous hair.

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Moth bondege....

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>> No.7313009

Covering your dick in luminous skin safe paint! Moth girls all around start flocking to you! Getting ganged up on by dozens of moth girls and raped until the sun rises and they go away! I lied the paint wasn't skin safe! You will forever have a glowing dick that signifies to moth girls that you're a dirty little moth whore that's nothing more than a living dildo to them!

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She's back!

>> No.7313034

Super hot!

>> No.7313255

Please. Please...

>> No.7313309

the most innovative shooter I’ve played in years!

>> No.7313314


I went ahead and made a new thread since we're at page 10 and our shitposts seemingly died down.

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>> No.7313665

I can cum in that time

>> No.7314074

God I hate niggers so fucking much