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>> No.72346280
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.72346281 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.72346285

The problem isn't that the merch is overpriced I can just not buy it. The problem comes from the fact that she collects a lot of money from us but she never does anything to pay us back for it other than the loli kami cover and she won't even talk to us for more than 15 minutes in the past 2 months.

>> No.72346294

We are men ! Throughout history, we have always needed, in times of difficulty, to retreat to our caves. It so happens that in this modern age, our caves are fully plumbed. The toilet is, for us, the last bastion, the final refuge, the last few square feet of man-space left to us ! Somewhere to sit, something to read, something to do, and who gives a damn about the smell ? Because that, for us, is happiness. Because we are men.

We are different. We have only one word for soap. We do not own candles. We have never seen anything of any value in a craft shop. We do not own magazines fill of pictures of celebrities with all their clothes on. When we have conversations, we actually take it in turns to talk ! But we have not yet reached that level of earth-shattering boredom and inhuman despair that we would have a haircut recreationally.

We don't know how to get excited about... really, really boring things, like ornaments, bath oil, the countryside, vases, small churches. I mean, we do not even know what, what in the name of God's arse is the purpose of pot-pourri ! Looks like breakfast, smells like your auntie ! Why do we need that ? So please, in this strange and frightening world, allow us one last place to call our own.

This toilet, this blessed pot, this...Fortress of Solitude. You girls, you may go to the bathroom in groups of two or more. Yet we do not pass comment. We do not make judgement. That is your choice. But we men will always walk the toilet mile... alone.

>> No.72346301

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.72346312
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.72346311
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>>72346281
SNIFFFFF

>> No.72346314
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>>72346281
Feeling better?

>> No.72346344

>>72346285
Are you a fembud?

>> No.72346349
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>>72345974
>>72346026
No one ever mentions Kobo, she seems like she would be built for bullying and rape, she would make a good bottom for everyone to gang up on.
Beat my captcha, GGGGT

>> No.72346353
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72346353

Day 38! Give it up for day 38!

>> No.72346369

>>72345835
Casio and citizen have many analog style quartz watches for under $100 that are actually well built. MDV106-1AV is a good dive watch and you can get it for $50. You can even get a citizen eco drive (quartz but solar charge dial so no need to change batteries) for around $150-200 depending on the styling. Timex has lots of options as well. For the price of this gura watch you could get a seiko that is actually more worth $200

>> No.72346379

>>72346344
kys cuck

>> No.72346386

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>> No.72346388

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>> No.72346391

>>72346314
Just for you my friend.

>> No.72346412

>>72346349
I don't like Kobo, sorry

>> No.72346447

>>72346285
The merch being that overpriced is definitely a problem and should absolutely be addressed as well as Gura's frequent disappearances.

>> No.72346464

>>72346412
That's exactly why she's perfect for bullying and rape. :3

>> No.72346473

nyo

>> No.72346471

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

>> No.72346507

the thread is too fast

>> No.72346512
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>>72346464
I'm not into that either, anon.

>> No.72346532

>>72346294
>boring things, like ornaments, bath oil
plenty of men around here like to collect those things if they have a picture of an anime girl on it

>> No.72346535
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72346535

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>> No.72346570
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.72346608

>>72346412
same desu I think she's really screechy and annoying

>> No.72346620
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>>72346512
To each their own I guess.

>> No.72346622

Shirako.

>> No.72346630

>>72346386
There are plenty here in this thread RIGHT NOW.

>> No.72346636
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>>72346507
Agreed. Gura is still cutest though.

>> No.72346640

>>72346608
this plus she thinks too much of herself

>> No.72346651

>>72346447
I just dont get why Cover doesnt do some merch collabs with actual reputable brands. Seiko has a nausicaa limited watch that was $1600 and people at that up from what i could tell. Why is it these lower brands that feel much more of a rip off when you add the brand tax in? Brand tax is obviously going to happen but id rather get something nice and overpriced than something that might not even hold up for very long if you actually wear it, which i definitely would.

>> No.72346662

>>72346369
Not what I asked you I could also buy a dora the explorer kids watch for $10. You said those were overpriced so give me a watch with the same specs or better with a matching size at half price.

>> No.72346697
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>>72346622
Why did Marine name her and Gura's song after fish cummies?

>> No.72346722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUwZ1JWsYlQ
How on earth did she come up with an insult for that ugly creeper that fast, also, i love when she gets mad <3

>> No.72346783

Kiara got to wipe Gura's cute butt..

>> No.72346816

>>72346783
But that's what my tongue is for...

>> No.72346871

oy vey, did you buy the merch yet chumfellows?

>> No.72346884
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>>72346651
I don't think Gura would ever agree to merch that expensive though. $200 is nothing for a watch, but it's way too much for the watch they're selling. Most days I end up wearing a watch that cost around $300, and I wouldn't mind spending that much on even a slightly lower quality Gura watch but it still has to be an ok watch not something that's likely gonna be garbage.

>> No.72346895

>>72346662
I gave you tons of examples. Here is a link that is similar sizing (lower key design) for $30. The rest of the specs are basically identical, plus this has a date on it.
https://www.amazon.com/Timex-T2H281-Reader-Black-Leather/dp/B000AYYIYU/ref=sr_1_5?crid=TQYJZYMP3HT5&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.MGRc2m1VLOGIfsiRGzxU5UKEwX_j2JSblobcICWdnuvzVaveJ7SGv0JuRPZT-jb6y7v-M5CU9_4vgUq-HQgQ21s2JynJWUrX7FTqsK2dzCd-fHDk-BUaT7LsEp-AIZtJH3KxNnWrLf5w6kPLB3WALSMPPNLRa1p5Hijj9Z2Q12q262kGPcDVuwnFE6lMGNjbE0gAHC3sKadhNiBIj22iTSIvkkpGJZAltzsyuFTD6PVlyDbXLYxaDEmntf551npL7xmfuiEhx-gasQoqrp0QAnNpRe9RXQopI2L8X-a0OaI.cliPNld8CNSO2uBoRB9LOEsOwrL43NMm6Asvz6UH7ys&dib_tag=se&keywords=mens%2Btimex%2Bwatch&qid=1711500335&sprefix=mens%2Btime%2Caps%2C167&sr=8-5&th=1

>> No.72346902
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>>72346570
samen

>> No.72346972

>>72346535
https://files.catbox.moe/qxccbd.mp3

>> No.72346973
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72346973

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.72347084
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Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.72347117

>>72346884
>I don't think Gura would ever agree to merch that expensive though
Yeah I probably agree with you but there are so many anime statues that are $500 or more and those are useless plastic. A nice male fashion accessory seems like something she could be convinced to put out. It's really hard to tell how that watch is going to be. Obviously its overpriced but that doesnt mean its going to be garbage, it could easily be the kind of thing you get and are perfectly happy to wear and might even get complements. The problem is youre not going to find out until december. I would imagine cover would avoid letting someone put out garbage for their large talents but who knows at this point.

>> No.72347153

>>72346895
why aren't you complaining about how cheap acrylic stands are to make? it makes about as much sense as this autism

>> No.72347160
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The most offensive part for me is a! It's such a transparent, soulless appeal to "hey! Remember when Gura was good? Buy our merch!"
It reminds me of washed up tv stars repeating their lame catchphrases, dead eyed, at some fan event they hate having to attend for the payday

>> No.72347215

I need an intervention, this lack of Gura content have made me retarded; i am about to watch Mori, MORI for goodness sake, thats how low i have sunken without the comfort of my wife :S

>> No.72347226

>>72347153
Everyone knows how cheap acrylic stands are already.

>> No.72347244
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>>72347153
Because it goes without saying, sorta? General response throughout the whole board is usually
>oh look more fucking acrylics

>> No.72347249 [DELETED] 

The problem is that Gura keeps releasing merch and collabs and expects her fans to buy it while never giving anything back and just disappearing with no communication again and again.

Meanwhile, all she does is spend time with him and then turn around and ask us for more money for chinese garbage. Even if he didn't go with her to japan, and he changed his schedule the week of fes to play games with her, and he stopped all online activity the same time she left for taiwan, and they somehow aren't dating, tell me how we aren't cucks again?

>> No.72347252

>>72347153
because i would never buy one of these official stands because i'm not retarded. Im all for supporting my oshi but that is just ridiculous, you could make these yourself easily. Hell you could pay an artist to make some gura art thats exactly what you want and make that into an acrylic stand for practically the same price.

>> No.72347284

>>72347160
Well, you can get merch for anime that ended 20 years ago. Believe it or not, popular things will be merchandized forever regardless of if there's new content or not

>> No.72347297

>>72346722
her lip sucks activate my neurons

>> No.72347308

>>72347215
Mori over Fauna? Fauna is my main watch at this point, I was watching ame before and then some mumei but fauna just hits right.

>> No.72347357

>>72346895
>Leather vs Metal
>35 mm case vs 37 mm case
>8in wrist circumference vs 5-9in (variable size)
>30 meter water resistance vs 50 meter water resistance
>2009 vs Now
Wow it’s practically the same watch.

>> No.72347383
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72347383

Wife soon?

>> No.72347385 [DELETED] 

>>72347249
Inb4 the truth is silenced by the jannies

>> No.72347403

>>72347249
Send feedback to Cover and tell Gura that when she streams. You can't be the only one who feels like this

>> No.72347413

Based meido. Now pull up a chair and hang out with us this thread.

>> No.72347509

Gura; the best hide and seek master since Anne Frank

>> No.72347584
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>>72347509
you're saying she's hiding in the attic? thank you comrade, you have done a great service to the chumunion.

>> No.72347588
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Did you guys kill the last thread already?

>> No.72347613
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>>72347117
>Yeah I probably agree with you but there are so many anime statues that are $500 or more and those are useless plastic
Most figures aren't even close to that much though, even her 1/7 was only like $175. Apart from that 500 and 1500 is a big difference when it comes to merch cost.
>It's really hard to tell how that watch is going to be
Not really. The design looks fine but the movement and the actual watch materials are going to be horrible for the price. I might still get one, I haven't come close to deciding, but it would only be because of the design and not because I have any quality expectations. I actually think the watch design, and the jacket design, are both good but the prices still have me so fucking confused how anyone thought that was okay.

>> No.72347629

Schizos got too comfortable and finally got banned. Now if only the jannie would do the same to the ones begging people to watch other girls

>> No.72347715

>>72347613
It was $200+ actually

>> No.72347751
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I love this fish so much.

>> No.72347764
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I like when schizos calls eachoter schizos, it's cute and endearing

>> No.72347779

guys i saw a small dog on the road while driving close to my home should I have stopped and pick him up? I feel kinda bad ...

>> No.72347815

>>72347509
OBL didn’t get caught in no attic. He’s been the best until Gura jumped on the scene

>> No.72347821
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>>72347779
Are you sure its lost chumbie?

>> No.72347822
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Would Gura be the fuhrer of the Holocast?

>> No.72347851
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>>72347715
If you include shipping I guess, my AmiAmi order shows 24750 yen which converts to less than 175 usd for me

>> No.72347932

>>72347815
This dude uses a 56k modem with Internet Explorer 6

>> No.72347947

>>72347357
okay hows this then you retard. You can get a decent metal band for like $10-20 and 35mm vs 37mm isnt that big of a difference. This invecta has 200m water resistance and is still under $50. But youll probably complain its dive watch. That MIYOTA 2039 movement is also close to 10 years old, so its not exactly new. I'm not going to spend all night spoon feeding you watches that are actually worth the price, my point is this is clearly just a $200 gura tax
https://www.amazon.com/Invicta-8932-Stainless-Steel-Quartz/dp/B0006AAS7E/ref=sr_1_4?dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.NRmsvMxHGZI19ZJoZdluQ7pSJZ8dcYdeupMprOF2jffzxaVbSfwa5C0xOOJ1RCcPQ67rvbdHaBxlNrmm6pJJ28Si5X4BC2xV2OPv8npw6dOjRXcqa_u66Kf9oF_Va76nNWuQr8w3AAjKyM36900wpTwIvYrv3Skssf8zrUAWfF7ydTNlS-CUIWpr8DbDeQ7rnqVplCCUgrGcyCWxVLbWYBVzUe2cp4vmfFRhduYXfmYmzdQT1YMUSsPA7B8OcPvog_ale0cNs6NqjJPvyRkJuCx2R5gJDQ1A5TEHFZxtxTM.IE33Ek5K5Il8fEVVd1_gSd-CeSl2uazp7fLhyr_v5ZI&dib_tag=se&keywords=37mm%2Bquartz%2Bwatch&link_code=qs&qid=1711501082&sr=8-4&th=1

>>72347613
>movement and the actual watch materials are going to be horrible for the price.
What do you think will look so bad about them? I'm not sure how well mineral crystal holds up compared to sapphire so id be concerned about scratching but the case and bracelet being stainless steel seem fine to me. I really can't tell from the pictures what the dial will look like in person but thats just me. The hoodie was much more confusing. $200+ for a watch sure i can understand but a basic hoodie just seems very weird, at first i thought the site was just fucked up. I dont really wear hoodies though so doesnt bother me but having got back into watches recently this is very tempting (i almost got the naussica seiko too). But i'm starting to watch to move into actual luxury watches, but i guess in that case this could just go in the display case with her nendoroid and popup figures

>> No.72348010

>>72347779
go back and get that dog

>> No.72348037

>>72347851
Goodsmile the site that is doing it has it over $200

>> No.72348056
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>>72347779
are you going to eat it?

>> No.72348191

>>72346285
Both of those things are problems.
They are literally just jacking up the price for us for no reason. Reminder that these prices do not include any tariff or shipping cost you will have to pay as well.

Watch:
US: $230
JP: 25,300 yen = $166.99

Hoodie:
US: $230
JP: 25,300 yen = $166.99

Backpack:
US: $190
JP: 20,900 yen = $137.93

Acrylic stand:
US: $25
JP: 2,750 yen = $18.14

>> No.72348256

>>72347821
there was no one around had no leash and crossed dangerously in front of me so I think so
>>72348010
It happened like 2 hours ago I went back and checked 15 mins ago saw nothing but I still feel regret I hope someone caught him

>> No.72348269

I will breastfeed Gura and change her diapers.

>> No.72348276

How much would you pay for Gawr Gura HydroClocked Edition Aquatic RGsuperB SHRKFINZ-ACTIVECOOL RTX 4090

>> No.72348401

>>72348276
one sand pile

>> No.72348490
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>>72347947
>What do you think will look so bad about them?
It's not just the look, it's going to be the feel and the durability, and everything else that you would care about if you actually planned to wear it. If you just want to put it on display then I guess it's not a huge deal. I can tell a huge difference in feel between my less than $50 watches and the ones over $300, and those aren't even close to top tier watches. If I'm spending that much on a watch like that I'd like to be able to wear it and to subtly show off that I'm a fan of my sharkwife, but I just have a lot of concerns as to how well it will wear and hold up.
I kinda feel that if Gura agreed to this merch collab instead of Cover just pushing it then she probably didn't know how much they were going to charge for everything. Nearly 200 for a bag and 200+ for a hoodie and a cheap watch is still crazy.

>> No.72348513

>>72348191
I didnt pay tarrifs on the gura figures, just the shipping costs.

>> No.72348526
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>>72348276
I want a new CPU, I'm fine with my GPU.

>> No.72348568

I love how people defending the watch don't know about watches but are ADAMANT this is a good watch because it has... a japanese movement in it.
It's an overpriced shitter bud, but if you want it you don't need watch people's aproval, just buy it. Just spend 230 dollars on a chinese toy.
Just do yourself a favor and hide it whenever you see someone wearing a watch from an actual brand. Wouldn't want to look like an idiot.

>> No.72348592

>>72348037
They're still on AmiAmi, should be cheaper than goodsmile even with shipping at that rate.

>> No.72348617

>>72348490
I guess i havent worn a $50 watch in a while but there are plenty that still feel fine from what i remember. These days its mostly an old brietling, a henry archer, and an orient i wear and all feel good in different ways. I cant think of a watch ive had that feels like some kind of shitty toy.

>> No.72348650

>>72348526
but you cant make a cpu look cool

>> No.72348661
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>>72348276
I don't need another 4090 though...

>> No.72348741

>>72347252
Post your room. It better be covered in acrylic stands.

>> No.72348844

No new (you), what did i do wrong?

>> No.72348878
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>>72348617
I guess my point is that I wouldn't mind the high price if the product was going to match the price. Either keep the shit quality but lower the price, or keep it up and actually sell us a decent product. It's almost offensive to us as fans to try and push this on us, and it's degrading and makes Gura look bad for a horrible price tag on multiple pieces of merch, even if I believe she had no say in the shitty price tags.

>> No.72348928

Sex with Biboo while Gura watches.

>> No.72348930
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>>72348844
don't spend it all in one place

>> No.72348939

>>72348650
Gotta sell a Gura AIO then.

>> No.72348976

Announcing Gura Gawr Limited Collaboration with Vacheron Constantin

>> No.72349026

>>72347947
>Black and luminous hands (doesn’t say actual material) vs Brass
>accuracy of: “Less than 30 seconds per month at normal temperature range.” vs +- 20 seconds
>On sale vs not on sale
>Diving watch vs a regular watch
>2014 vs New
Closer but still not the same. It’s weird that you keep trying to find old watches that barely match up instead of the SAME quality to better like I asked for. It’s almost like you were talking out your ass about the prices

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>>72348741
I dont like acrylic stands so i have none. I buy figures or nothing. I used to like figma for posing and taking photos but now i prefer statues, havent bought any except gura stuff in a while though. I just have 2 display cases up now the rest of stuff is in boxes.

>>72348878
I understand your point, i just dont really know what exactly would feel so bad about it unless its just got terrible tolerances so feels flimsy and potentially starts flaking or something. Imagine a grand seiko gura colab. I'd drop the $10k+ on that.

>> No.72349302

they shouldve just made a super girly casio

>> No.72349311

>>72349073
Isn't Seiko the basic bitch of watches? Give me a Gura Omega Dark Side Of The Moon instead, i know ceramic watches isn't that hot amongst collectors but i can't stand the weight of metal watches

>> No.72349337

>>72348490
That’s a fair argument but you’re basing it entirely on your opinion and eyeballing it. Why not look into reviews of their other watches instead of relying on psychic watch abilities?

>> No.72349406
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>>72349073
>Imagine a grand seiko gura colab. I'd drop the $10k+ on that.
I could afford it but I'd rather not spend that much on a single piece of merch.
>>72349311
Seiko and Grand Seiko aren't the same anon

>> No.72349407
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Please stop talking about watches and anti shit and listen to my wife's tummy instead.

>> No.72349544 [DELETED] 

>>72347629
I didn't get banned.
Btw, not only did he change his schedule, he started playing games around 4 AM to 2 PM Sweden time nearly every day the week of fes. That's around 11AM to 9 PM JST. He never does that.
He was either in Japan and playing games on a laptop while Gura was going to the convention floor and meetings all day or he changed his entire sleep schedule so he could be awake the same hours Gura was in Japan.
Also, he stopped all activity for a week before she left for Japan and stopped all activity again the day she traveled to Taiwan.

He's almost assuredly there with her or she's traveling and went to visit him before or after fes. Just like how Kiara visited Ina before fes and Ame visited her family right after fes.
Or maybe they're just really, really good friends, right?

>> No.72349578

alright, Gura and Tudor collab then

>> No.72349580

>>72349407
I thought you where a bot anon, are you a human or have you become sentient to adapt your text output?

>> No.72349639

>>72349026
luminous hands means they glow in the dark, those are more expensive than cheap brands hands. You also are very hung up on the year. Watches arent computers, they dont need a refresh every year. In fact many of those older watches are probably better than something brand new. I'm not spoon feeding you any more watches, go to /fa/ and ask or just stfu.

>>72349311
Omega just doesnt feel like it fits gura's styling, and i mostly mention grand seiko because japanese and it sounds like gura, the grand gura seiko. They have some great looking dials in blue already and could make something really neat with small gura stylings. They also have a Presage line thats in the $2k price range which would also fit but id love a spring drive gura watch, that will never happen though. But yeah any nice gura watch that i would regularly wear would be amazing. Pretty good chance ill take the gamble on this as its not like $260 is exactly a lot of money i just dont like the slimy feel i get from this

>>72349406
>I could afford it but I'd rather not spend that much on a single piece of merch.
I've been really close to getting the white birch spring drive anyways so if it had gura stuff on it i'd be completely sold. They (relatively) low quality bracelet for the price point is the main thing that has stopped me.

>> No.72349652

>>72349580
Ritualposters are not bots, silly.

>> No.72349677

Gura Bad Dragon collab when?

>> No.72349733

>>72349677
What would it be, like her tail?

>> No.72349745

>>72349639
NTA but lake suwa is my holy grail, i really like blue dials

>> No.72349747 [DELETED] 

Now, once again:
Gura came back and streamed for about a month between mid-July to mid-August and again in late-January to mid-February.
No one's guessed correctly what those two periods lined up with yet. If you had watched those streams, you would know.

>> No.72349805

I wish I was a bot, a glorious, efficient machine with a purpose...

>> No.72349827
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>> No.72349841

>>72349580
I've never been a bot. :3

>> No.72349845

>>72349337
Im mainly basing it on the movement and crystal I saw shared a few threads ago that I assumed would be in the watch, and if they're cheaping out on the movement and the crystal then you better believe they're gonna cheap out on the bracelet too. If you only care about looks then it will be fine I'm sure.

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>>72349841
Sounds like something a bot would say.

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>>72349677
she only uses vibes, so if anything she'd do a magic wand collab

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>>72349883
flesh is weak, steel is strength

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>>72349883
I am not a bot, look at my very cute and real human feet. Gura loves my very cute and real human feet.

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>>72349639
>Pretty good chance ill take the gamble on this as its not like $260 is exactly a lot of money i just dont like the slimy feel i get from this
Im still not sure, but I might do the same. I almost wonder if it would be possible to have the dial and the hands put into a better case with a better movement, but who knows if it would be worth it at that point. This watch thing is actually making me laugh a bit too, I went through a bit of a watch phase recently and thought I had that autism contained but here I am browsing again now.

>> No.72350148

The unscrupulous prices are what bother me the least.

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>>72349745
I saw a light blue snowflake dial at a GS even i went to the other week and it was gorgeous. I like the white and silver birch. A blue birch would look amazing i bet.

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>>72350148
what bothers you the most?

>> No.72350267

>>72350186
Everything I just wrote.

>> No.72350338

>>72350136
My watch autism just started, i was on smart watches for years but wanted to have more variety and not have to charge every day. My friend brought up the just doing it yourself, but i feel like id just skip buying this watch and try to just make / commission the dial and second hand themselves. Not sure how well that would come together though or what the cost would be as im no watchmaker. It would be neat to own a custom gura watch but there is something to be said for supporting her and cover even if they are being scummy

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>>72350267
ok?

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72350396

A captivating floral fragrance with each note delicately layered on a bed of Damascus roses, wrapped in exquisitely smoky musk, offering a distinct sweet and darkly sensual aroma.

>> No.72350418

>>72350267
Even in the case where you're correct I don't think you're bothered at all, you've been doing this for like three years.

>> No.72350659

>>72348513
Then there were no tariffs. To my knowledge, the US doesn't have many tarrifs on enthusiast goods coming from Japan. Just import taxes on things like manufacturing materials, cars, or luxury goods like sake and whiskey and stuff.

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>>72350396
I want a Gura fragrance so bad. This also reminds me that one time when she was describing scents for a fragrance option she basically described the shampoo and body wash I use, and she has mentioned shopping at target in the past so there is a chance she's smelled the stuff I use.

>> No.72350924

I see people have arguing about watches all day.

>> No.72350939

>>72350418
The only reason I'm still here is for the small chance that I'm wrong.
But it's starting not to matter. She doesn't care about hololive or her fans anymore and she's essentially given up on streaming. Even if it was all wrong, it's not like she loves chumbuds instead.

>> No.72351094

>>72349639
I know what luminous means they didn’t give the actual material. Are you that dumb? You must be considering you think a decade is the same as last year. You couldn’t find anything that matched the specifications and don’t want to admit it. Get your facts straight next time you retard. The Gura watch, Japanese price, is fine

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Subversive watchfags get the oven

>> No.72351476

>>72351094
it's actually still overpriced at the japanese price and it's fucking insane that isn't the price everyone has.

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GET FUCKED HEXIA EAT MY THIMBLE

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>>72350924
>>72351441
There's one shit general on /fa/ and thats pretty much it for watch discuss them. I'll take the chance to talk to some chumbuddies about them instead.

>>72351094
I looked for a total of maybe 5-10 minutes. That's all you're worth. The Japanese price is definitely more fine, but we aren't getting the Japanese price, we are paying close to $100 more. I still don't understand why the year of a watch have any relevance. If its a model thats been made for a while youre still getting a newly produced product. Theyve just been making it the same for a while. With something like a watch if it ain't broke don't fix it. Tried and true reliability is usually better than new (and again the movement here isn't new, it's from 2016).

>> No.72351992
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goob night

>> No.72351995
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>>72351781
Don't bother anon, he's the same moron from last thread who doesn't know what "OEM" means - doesn't even know the basics, you think he'll have anything meaningful to contribute to the conversation?
Goalpost shifting and hair-splitting is all he has, and we already get way too much of that from the usual antis and threadshitters on the daily

>> No.72352098

>>72349845
There’s literally 3 types of watch glasses. With the cheapest type being Acrylic but they are using mineral. The movement type is quartz the same as most seiko, casio and pretty much most watches that aren’t swiss designers. The specific brand of movement is miyota which is more reliable and accurate than seikos on average. So unless the only watches you buy are fragile designer watches how is it cheaply made?

>> No.72352115

>>72351992
Are you drawing these?

>> No.72352169

>>72351995
OEM watches (or “original equipment manufactured” watches) are completely custom, made from scratch watches tailored to a customer's individual designs and specifications.

>> No.72352201

>>72352115
source in filename
https://twitter.com/draw_md71851/status/1772799092600762771

>> No.72352393
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>>72352169
This is exactly what I was referring to
You got the acronym right, but not the meaning - you are wrong, so, SO painfully wrong, in fact the definition you've provided is about as close as you could get to the OPPOSITE of the actual meaning of "OEM"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_equipment_manufacturer
Educate yourself so that you don't look like an ESL retard next time

>> No.72352409

Where is the bushy?
http://files.catbox.moe/g94nxa.png

>> No.72352522

>>72351781
https://invictastores.com/invicta-pro-diver-men-s-watch-43mm-steel-22019?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI76mg8rCThQMV7qRaBR357wC0EAQYASABEgLD1fD_BwE

Does this answer your question?

>> No.72352588

>>72352409
That's still a Man.

>> No.72353031

>>72352393
You are genuinely the dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever had the displeasure of speaking to. Why the fuck would you use the economic acronym when speaking about watches? Were you not aware that watches used the exact same acronym? Why would I assume you meant factory wise when this isn’t about cars, computers and the company owns the fucking factory? How could you be so retarded? Even wikipedia says it’s a commonly used acronym that causes confusion. Then again being specific would require too much thinking from you.

>> No.72353058

>>72351995
Honestly i dont mind most of the antis too much, but i come and go from these threads. They do have valid concerns and criticisms. She does not stream very much when that was what got her fans. Could be many reasons for that, some better and some worse, but thats not really relevant. Now i personally don’t particularly mind this, i dont even watch live i prefer just watching vods. Although having her read/respond your message is definitely wonderful. Do i wish i got to watch my adorable shark wife more? Of course i do, but I’ve enjoyed my time with her and if i just get less of it then it it is what it is. There are other things to do and watch, including other en vtubers. They may not be my oshi but they have their perks as well. I’d still prefer more positivity for Gooba, but i can see their frustrations.

>> No.72353154

>>72352393
"OEM" isn't even an acronym you fucking retard.

>> No.72353270

>>72352409
https://files.catbox.moe/rpz08i.jpg

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>>72353058
It's plain to see you only come and go, because seeing validity in complaints while still remaining generally positive about things is rare. Can't say the same, because I'm a depressed trainwreck waiting for the shart to come home, as ever.

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>>72353154
now this is getting good. He's right, the word you are thinking of is an initialism.

>> No.72353416

>>72352409
>>72353270
ew. girls are gross.

>> No.72353446
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Gura is a girl, and that's hot.

>> No.72353477

>>72353154
this retard can't even say oiem right

>> No.72353482

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

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Gura, buy sex toys and use them during asmr.

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>>72353446
No, thats cute and adorable

>> No.72353660

>>72353574
she already has a vibe and an anal dildo, I agree with the latter

>> No.72353710

>>72353643
why not both

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Sex with this creature.

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Check out my new onahole guys.

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>>72354208
I like mine better

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>>72353031
>>72353154
I am actually in disbelief as to how one person could actually be this completely fucking braindead, ESL or no
https://www.3watches.com/what-is-the-difference-between-oem-watches-and-odm-watches/
>Why the fuck would you use the economic acronym when speaking about watches?
It's not an "economic" acronym, you inbred fucking subhuman mouthbreather. It's a term that is used in reference to industrial MANUFACTURING.
Let's go over the basics: you see, anon, watches are manufactured products - mass-manufactured, unless you're talking about some bougie watch hand-crafted by Swiss artisans or something. OEM is used specifically in reference to the former, not to the latter.
When an OEM vendor designs "custom" parts for their clients, the customer the OEM is predominantly selling them to is a COMPANY who then goes on to sell the products produced under their IP as a retailer, using the components built to their customized specs as - get this - GENERIC parts, for that MODEL of PRODUCT.
This is in exactly the same way that it works in any other industry, where OEM vendors design and sell parts which are used in the designs of mass-manufactured products. Those customized *designs* are then used to create generic, standardized parts through mass-production and - ultimately - for use in a particular product line.
*Individual* OEM watches are not "custom" - the design is. The *design* is created from scratch, not the actual watches that are assembled, modularly, from those OEM parts. And the customers they do this custom design work for, are particular RETAILERS and not individual end-consumers.
>Were you not aware that watches used the exact same acronym?
Standing for the exact same term, as you yourself specify >>72352169
And, surprise surprise - it has the exact same fucking meaning that it has literally everywhere else
Oh, but clearly watches are special and stand out from literally every other category of product in this way, right? They are SO special, in fact, that their industry professionals would go out of their way to use a ubiquitous manufacturing term to have EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE MEANING, isn't that right schizochama? "Ambiguity" has absolutely no limits I guess! Surely it can't be that you need to take your fucking medications and do some actual research to figure out basic information about a topic you're pretending to care about
There, is that "specific" enough for you, you well-qualified suicide candidate shithead?
>>72353154
>>72353397
>Pedantry
Cute
>>72353477
>oiem
Even cuterjvj8h

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>>72354971 (me)
>Failcaptcha at the end
I swear to god you guys sometimes your stupidity is contagious

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>>72355136
>pjt
>srz
>.mp3
catbox url dropping bars tonight

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my wife is having a tamper tantrum

>> No.72355846

Of all things... a fucking god damn watch, a homeless man looking hoodie, and another bag. Cover please, I've been asking for a coffee mug for ages. How is this not a thing yet?

>> No.72355915
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>>72353058
(You) are too pure for this thread, anon - too pure for this board, hell, too pure for this whole SITE
For the sake of your own sanity, continue coming and going and don't let yourself wind up being terminally /here/ like the rest of us

>> No.72355985
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72355985

ebi slippers
shark crocs

>> No.72356231

>>72353973
>Stumpy tail
That's either a plugged Gabby or Gura at 6000 years old.

>> No.72356246

>>72355985
I'd actually buy those if they had Gura's Ebi design

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>> No.72356462

>>72355846
Do you care that much about it being official? I don't think an official mug would really be any better than one from etsy or Ali. You could even just design your own.

>>72355985
I'd get ebi slippers

>>72355915
I mostly just get bored of being in the threads all the time, that goes for most generals. I've been on this site for much too long at this point

>> No.72356538

>>72354971
ODM: Original Design Manufacturing
>To begin the ODM process, you can select a pre-existing watch design from our watch design catalog. You are able to make a few small modifications to the watch dial design and watch case, then sell it under your own brand name. Modifications can include things like case colors/finishing, band type, and some limited adjustments to functionality. It is a low-cost way to start your watch brand.

OEM: Original Equipment Manufacturing
>Interested in our OEM process, this option allows you to create an exclusive watch brand. You can fully design the watch case, dial, hands, band/bracelet, and functionality. Your watches can be set at whatever price you wish. American Watch will gladly sign an NDA to protect your intellectual property. While this process is more expensive, it gives you total creative control over the watchmaking process and ensures your watch will stand out.

2 second google search

>> No.72356610
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you know what? Gura going from being the best entertainer in vtubing history to being a literal chinese garbage saleswoman within a couple years is actually hilarious once you've gotten past the initial disappointment of it.

>> No.72356638
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72356638

I like how Gura keeps releasing wearable Gura merch. It makes it easier for me to target fembuds at the local preschool.

>> No.72356671

what are some games for goob to stream?
i can't think of any good recent ones

>> No.72356723

>>72356671
DRG: Survivors.

>> No.72356764

>>72356671
I want to watch her play OSRS

>> No.72356824

>>72356764
she'd have to disable the in-game chat if it's possible

>> No.72356903

>>72356824
For which reason? There are censor modes and yes you can disable all of it

>> No.72357021

>>72356610
Literally what the fuck are you talking about you fucking tourist
>muh watch ain't good
Then don't buy it. You goddamn niggers have had 4 years to understand what a corpo vtuber does.

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>>72356538
>this option allows you to create an exclusive watch brand
>BRAND
>Your watches can be set at whatever price you wish
>watchES
>set at whatever price you wish
>meaning the "you" is a RETAILER selling a product LINE
>will gladly sign an NDA to protect your intellectual property
>intellectual property
I don't know what's funnier - that you didn't actually read your own source and didn't notice that it proves me right, or that you similarly didn't notice the source that I'd already provided (which I found with, get this, a 2 second web search) that says exactly the same shit, and thereby also proves me right

>> No.72357185

>>72356671
Honestly helldivers on the easier difficulties with someone like ame could be amusing. Watching them nuke each other would be fun for a bit. I havent been keeping up much on recent games.

>> No.72357214

>>72356538
TIL that all products in existence are "custom", because the designs were customized when being created
Time to slip on one of my custom polo shirts from Amazon and my custom big-box-store socks and step out to smoke one of my delectable custom American Spirits cigarettes, brb

>> No.72357230

>>72357185
they should hug while they blow up

>> No.72357231

>>72357021
Okay but that doesn't really have any impact on anything he said, which is that she's been reduced to being the true shark_mascot01.

>> No.72357295

>>72357069
>>72357214
gura thread btw

>> No.72357322

>>72356671
Rift Wizard 2 or Gauntlet Legends Dark Legacy

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>> No.72357416

>>72357230
Yeah, it would be nice if they could get some of that stuff unlocked before hand so they had more to play around with.

>> No.72357467

>>72357231
Some of the first things sold with her name on them were a fucking pair of overpriced earbuds. You are just newfags looping this shitty "waah gura doesn't stream but merch still comes out" crap on and on and on and on and on and on and on it's been 2 yeas
Shut the fuck up or leave. Do you complain that the sun rises every day too? It's so inane

>> No.72357479

>>72357295
Retards obsessed with saying they won’t buy the Gura watch as if anyone cares

>> No.72357483

>>72357231
she'll be back, she'll talk about fes more like she said and you'll continue seething, this happens every single year

>> No.72357485

>>72356671
Muse Dash

>> No.72357540

>>72357485
Didnt they lose the perms for this? I thought she said that’s why she stopped playing.

>> No.72357553

You fags are still arguing about watches. Why are you so autistic?

>> No.72357558
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>>72357479
this
god of all things to meltdown over

>> No.72357565

>>72357467
It gets weirder and weirder the longer it gets, not more normal.

>> No.72357579

>>72357467
No? He was saying she used to be the best who also did stuff like that but now it's like if she only did taco bell promos. I'm not even agreeing with him, he just didn't say anything about the watch.
>>72357483
Are you people retarded, I didn't say she wasn't coming back, jesus christ.

>> No.72357604

>>72357540
Yes. It was a joke.

>> No.72357619

>>72357540
Yeah but Gura has more affinity for the chinese than for her own fans right now so Muse Dash permissions should be a no brainer.

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>>72357553
>Why are you so autistic?
you're on a site full of autistic people and chumbuds are fans of one of the more autistic vtubers out there. It would be weird if this place was any less autistic

>> No.72357715

>>72357553
Wouldn't surprise me if they are the same 2 guys that are always arguing about the most stupid things itt.

>> No.72357721

>>72357479
/fa/gs obsess over this shit for some retarded reason. I will never get it. It's overpriced yeah, but it's fucking collab merch, yeah no shit it's overpriced. It's a steel strap and the movement isn't dogshit so I don't get why they're getting their panties in a twist and comparing it to mass-produced watches whose prices will obviously be lower. If you think it's shit just don't buy it.

>> No.72357727

AHH I DON'T WANT TO BUY A WATCH QUICK ARGUE ABOUT THIS FOR 2000 POSTS

>> No.72357768

>>72357579
>she wasn't coming back, jesus christ.
then why are you doomposting? you'll cry about muh no talking with her even though you know a talking stream is coming

>> No.72357919

>>72357579
Seethe more you retard. Don't larp as if you haven't been part of this discussion one million times. The very fact that you still have the energy to bitch and whine about merch still coming out shows you have zero interest in any good faith discussion

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>>72357768
>>72357919
You're so retarded I can't even see straight, just go back to arguing about the watch.

>> No.72358120

>>72357980
>deflecting
lmao, you aren't fooling anyone

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>>72356764
Same desu, Ame apparently isn't a fan ( see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=153avRyIKx4 ) but I could see Gura possibly getting enchanted, so long as she approaches it with the mindset of having fun and avoids the grindy, sweatmaxxing tick-manipulation optimized xp/hr training methods faggotry
I've done my fair share of grinding, sure, but the cult of macroefficiency ruins everything istg

>> No.72358299

>>72358179
I want to know what skills she’s gravitate towards

>> No.72358357

Gura is still the best. This is non-negotiable.

>> No.72358367

>>72356671
weird choice but given how she likes Bowser's inside story maybe thousand year door remake might be fun, she's 100% not finishing it but I'll be happy if she gets to hooktail for themems

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>>72358179
You sounds like a xp waster

>> No.72358402

Freshly baked
A?
https://litter.catbox.moe/d2haug.png
or B?
https://litter.catbox.moe/uwe75g.png

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>>72357479
>>72357558
>>72357721
I for one have been clear from the beginning that I will be buying the watch despite realizing that there's a significant brand tax, aim better
Frankly, the only reason I had for participating in the discussion at that point was to demonstrate that the ESLizard is retarded

>> No.72358518

>>72358402
B is too dark imo.

>> No.72358551

>>72358402
I like the concept but both feel like the lighting is a bit off. Try to find a balance between the two of them

>> No.72358598

>>72357483
>she'll talk about fes more like she said and you'll continue seething, this happens every single year
She never talked about splash party. Not a single mention.

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>>72358299
I could see her maybe liking combat, fishing (imagine her delight when she learns you can catch sharks bare-handed after barb training), and construction once she has the money for it
>>72358378
Guilty as charged, don't lure me bro

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>>72358402
>>72358518
>>72358551
I concur, fucking gorgeous otherwise though

>> No.72358724

>>72358619
I was thinking mining because of rock and stone

>> No.72358731

>>72356764
She would have to play as a Iron and you fucks would need to leave her alone to actually play the game.

>> No.72358794

>>72358731
I will lure her into the wildy and take her for everything she's got. :3

>> No.72358863

I can't lie, I think Gura is super cute!

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>>72358724
>>72358731
>>72358794
The year is 2025, Gura has finally come back to streaming at her 2020-2021 frequency, but the past fifty streams have all basically been zatsus while afk in picrel
Would you take it

>> No.72359050

>>72359008
In a heartbeat. I'd drop loot in a heart shape on the minimap.

>> No.72359063

>>72359008
Why the fuck would I not take 50 consecutive zatsu streams?

>> No.72359092

>>72359008
Only if she can mine with me at the second floor

>> No.72359106

>>72358598
I'm pretty sure she at least mentioned the umisea song because that's when she admitted she was gonna be guitar but asked to be drums instead

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>> No.72359234

>>72359008
I would love watcher her 99 or max even one skill.

>> No.72359251

August
>"Actions speak louder than words", "I want to do better for you", "plotting..."
>Disappears for 3 weeks. No communication.

September
>comes back for an outfit reveal stream she didn't even bother tweeting about and a mandated anniversary stream she half asses where she's exhausted and out of it
>Please give me more money for anniversary merch
>Disappears for 2 months, No communciation.

November
>"horf horf horf guess who forgot they were a streamer"
>comes back for two collabs on other people's channels
>Please give me more money for random merch announcements
>Disappears for another month. No communication.

December
>comes back to shill Sendai sponsorship
>won't say why she ignored us or why she didn't stream other than "felt a little burnt out"
>doesn't even say she missed us
>doesn't say when she'll be back or when we can see her again
>PLEASE GO TO JAPAN AND GIVE ME MORE MONEY
>Disappears for another month. No communication.

January
>ghosted her genmates
>was the only member in all of hololive to not say anything to her fans for Christmas or New Year's.
>participates in the myth lethal company collab, but is the only one to not stream her POV. Streams it to discord instead for the other girls to watch so she can avoid her fans in chat
>won't say why she's been gone other than this time it's vague "personal issues"
>"thanks for being patient. I want to come back for my myth girls"
>Please give me more money for yet more random merch announcements
>Disappears again for another month. No communication.

February
>barely comes back for February. Streams 11 times, the most she's streamed in half a year.
>streams for a single hour on Valentines's day afternoon so she can have the rest of the night free. Is really happy and excited for some reason.
>says members will get a surprise on Saturday. It's a public karaoke instead.
>fucks off again immediately after Valentines week.
>says she's worried about upcoming traveling for fes and expo
>everyone else streams and talks to their fans while she disappears again
>Announces sushiro collab
>PLEASE GO TO TAIWAN AND GIVE ME MORE MONEY
>Disappears for 3 weeks. No Communication

March
>Weekend before fes, Mori and Kiara reveal that none of ENs are in Japan yet, meaning Gura had been doing something else for three weeks
>shows up late for the myth off-collab because of "scheduling issues"
>14 minute twitter space because she knew it would look bad if she was the only one that didn't say anything to their fans about fes
>won't say when we can see her again
>is the only member to not tell their fans that they got back home
>Disappearance ongoing. No communication.
>Announces $675 of cheap Chinese crap

Gura's a bad person. There's no other word for it.
She's ungrateful. She's manipulative. She doesn't care about anyone but herself.
There were never any personal issues and she never had any health problems. There were no mental hangups or bouts of anxiety.
She's a grifting, opportunistic liar that wants everyone to think she cares about them while she's away having fun and only comes back to ask us for more cash. The only time she makes any effort or does any work at all is if it's something that will make her lots of money.
She's worse than any twitch whore because at least they pretend to like their fans. Gura couldn't care less about us.

>> No.72359267

>>72358708
>>72358551
>>72358518
thanks anons, I'll mess with it some more

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>>72359063
Ah that's right, most of you don't have the same PTSD that I do from all the countless hours I've wasted in the underground hell that is MLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPSiUPemZf4
Imagine she decides she really likes the music, and lets this drone maddeningly and endlessly in the background as she rambles - could you still handle it?

>> No.72359339

>>72359277
Yes. She should also play that one track over it. You know, that one.

>> No.72359386

>>72359277
This is better than sea shanty 2

>> No.72359389

>>72359339
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S IN MY HEAD NOW

>> No.72359447

>>72357021
corpo vtubers stream, retard

>> No.72359535

>>72357467
>You should just accept and enjoy her being a money grubbing whore

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>>72359251

>> No.72359584

>>72359008
chatting with her is the best part for me most of the time, so yeah absolutely!

>> No.72359588

>>72359555
This picture is inaccurate. It should be a picture of Gura and not Gura herself.

>> No.72359639

>>72359251
Don't forget she's one of the worst senpai in all of hololive, she still has not interacted one on one with a single member of Advent since their debut like 8 months ago. After she said how excited she was for them to debut.

>> No.72359667

>>72355136
woah, I should have saved it for this

>> No.72359743

>>72357483
She'll come back and say a couple minutes worth.
She won't tell us about Taiwan or who she was with
She won't tell us anything we haven't heard from other members
She won't talk about meeting Noel
She won't talk about why she was "busy"
She won't tell us anything other than what she liked from the hour worth of fes she watched. There is zero chance in hell she watched the whole thing.

>> No.72359793

>>72359251
Holy words, batman!

>> No.72359803

I thiunk someone just woke up from his nappy nap

>> No.72359843

>>72359743
she met Noel? why hasn't anyone posted a timestamp?

>> No.72359876

>>72359843
Retardbud? Nobody posted Noel talking about Gura because she didn't say anything interesting.

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>>72359339
>>72359386
>>72359389
Fair enough, though shitposting aside I unironically suspect she'd appreciate the non-meme music even more
https://youtu.be/JkR7zClEkAo
https://youtu.be/VW6EudU6Lb0
https://youtu.be/oLphMRy6lsQ
>>72359584
It would definitely be patrician-tier levels of cozy
... goddamn it buds, it's been over a year since I played regularly andnow you're making me want to open up RuneLite again and start imagining

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>> No.72359991

>>72357721
You have to be the most retarded toilet-headed idiot to not understand how announcing $700 of overpriced garbage looks when she is once again the only one not streaming or talking to her fans. Like how fucking stupid and braindead can you possibly be to not understand how shitty it makes her look releasing such expensive dogshit while giving nothing back to us at all.
Jesus Christ you are fucking stupid.

>> No.72360095

>>72359972
I want to play again but the price just seems to high and i dont want to feel forced to grind to afford bonds. I used to play at work on my phone and do really afk stuff like woodcutting

>> No.72360110

Why do they always come here just to try and bother Gura and the chumbies?
Why not just stick to threads about chuubas they actually like? Acting like this all of the time just seems exhausting.

>> No.72360125
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MY wife

>> No.72360146

>>72359991
I don't think you understand how merch works. You buy something, and you receive something in return. If you don't want what you receive, you don't buy it. There's nothing more to it.

>> No.72360156

Y’all getting dragged in the catalog

>> No.72360177

>>72360110
Because they don't like Vtubers, they just like to shitpost.

>> No.72360180

>>72360110
Because gura is who they like, and they wish she streamed like everyone else instead of just being a sales head.

>> No.72360182

Sounds like someone is having a melty.

>> No.72360243

>>72360146
You’re being rude anon his country still hasn’t figured out markets yet

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>Y'all

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>>72359251
I think this cute fembud needs to be sexually bullied and ryona'd T u T

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>>72360125
god the way she moved this fes is so entrancing, those dance classes actually paid off

>> No.72360381
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72360381

Back to Jakarta with all of you

>> No.72360393

>>72360300
I’ll go back if gura comes back. Deal?

>> No.72360471
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Counteroffer: If you go back I'll stop fucking your mother, deal?

>> No.72360513
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bought the merch
im ready to join your army to fight china gura

>> No.72360568

Nothing happened that was worth the conniption he's been having all day. Thats whats baffling about this shitpoating episode.

>> No.72360598

Total number of streams over the 222 day period from August 18, 2023 to March 26, 2024:
FuwaMoco 276
Bijou 223
Mori 177
Bae 161
Nerissa 161
Shiori 146
Kiara 131
Fauna 101
Ina 93
Irys 82
Kronii 76
Mumei 71
Ame 58

Gura 15

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>>72360381
I get a free vacation to the sewer of the world?!

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>>72360471
I wish I could go back to 2021 and stay there, I was actually consistently happy back then...

>> No.72360675

>>72360568
dont tell him that most of gura's merch sales come from people that dont ever visit /vt/

>> No.72360702

>>72360568
There's not really any logic to it whether anything did or didn't happen, sometimes he acts coy, sometimes he tries to blend in, and sometimes he just drops the charade and uncloaks his venom. Which probably won't make sense to some of you, relatively old global thing, don't worry about it.

>> No.72360873

>>72360598
>August 18
Disingenuous but it doesn't matter since Gura is better than just a streamer.

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>>72360612
Sounds fun until you realize all these catalogshitters will be going with you
>>72360672
I'd be lying if I said I could relate - I mean yeah, Gura was great, but without veering off-topic I'll just say she was like the ONLY good thing about that year
Either way, fingers crossed that years ahead may recapture that feeling for you, chumbie

>> No.72360895

>>72359843
Did you even watch fes?

>> No.72360943

>>72360598
Jesus most of these ladies have no work ethic.

>> No.72361014

My favorite thing Gura has ever done was biting our ear during her member ASMR.

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>>72360895
oh, right... I mostly remember her solo performance and wabi sabi

>> No.72361177

>>72360598
Nice, feels good knowing I didn't dump too much time into vtubers.

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Child

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>>72360943
yeah, having something majorly wrong with you is kind of a pre-requisite to being a chuuba

>> No.72361300 [DELETED] 

>>72360146
I don't think (You) understand.
You think people are out there buying her merch because it's the best hoodie or the best watch or the best backpack for $230? Fuck no. They buy it to support Gura and because they might want something with her on it because they like her. But she stopped caring. She gives nothing back now. All she does is announce more and more merch like an entitled cunt while never doing anything or even trying to spend time with us.
At this point if you buy it, you're a fucking cuck.

>> No.72361370

>>72361300
You love the smell of your own farts don't you

>> No.72361384

>Gura release a merch
>Poorfags seething 24/7
Like a clockwork

>> No.72361422

>>72361273
Yeah, but like usually when they start out they work harder. Its like drilling oil wells, the first year it pumps out a lot and declines over time. Mori is by far the hardest working since she’s been doing this for so long and still at it.

>> No.72361443

>>72361384
It's not even a Chumbud that's seething, it's the usual suspects trying to make a yab out of nothing as usual.

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>>72361384
>Clockwork
ICWYDT

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>>72361014
Good choice, personally my favorite is picrel

>> No.72361661

>>72360873
August 18 is when things permanently changed and Gura no longer wanted to stream. That is the day her 5 month break began and the day she abandoned us.

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>us
>we
>her fans
oh it's this guy again

>> No.72361788

>>72361661
>Why yes I am a disingenuous shitposter

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>us

>> No.72361875

>Gura is better than just a streamer.
No she's not. She doesn't even talk to us off stream. She makes zero content off stream.
Off stream, she completely ignores us and we never see her.
Maybe you enjoy your existence as a merch cuck off stream, but this existence is fucking awful.

>> No.72361918

>>72361661
If that's the day she abandoned us how come it's not the first time you used the phrase "abandoned us"? Or were those times before that premature calls that you are retroactively deciding weren't fully abandonment and now you're going back and unshooting those premature loads so to speak?

>> No.72361999

>>72361273
There's nothing wrong with Gura. It's an act. She makes constant eye contact so she isn't even autistic. She's just a grifting liar trying to make people feel she's more relatable so she can sell more merch.

>> No.72362015

>>72361918
>so to speak
>he doesn't vacuum the jizz back in
NGMI

>> No.72362045

>>72361158
All that really mattered

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>>72356671
Here's a list of some idie games /v/ compiled by genre.

>> No.72362053

>>72361875
Maybe she’s just burned out. Meh, at least we can watch mooms, aka budget gura.

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>>72361875
So true sis

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>>72362053
Just opened up her karaoke as she was talking about post-nasal drip
Pretty kino

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It's Korea this time

>> No.72362180

>>72361875
Angry female hands typed this post.

>> No.72362232

>>72361384
>poorfag
Retard, it's $675. Buy it and post receipts or you're a lying nog.

>> No.72362373

Really can’t understand coming here to shill other girls

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>> No.72362388

>>72362058
Lobcorp would be kino

>> No.72362433

>>72360598
This is why nobody likes Ame

>> No.72362448

>>72362375
Mmm biscuit

>> No.72362474

>>72362159
>Flop Ina in the middle
Grim

>> No.72362537

>>72361918
Gura disappeared for three weeks before July 17 and then streamed like normal up until August 18.
People can abandon you multiple times if they come back and leave again. It's arguably worse each time.
Children who's parent comes back and then leaves a second time are more likely to develop severe abandonment issues than those whose parent leaves and doesn't come back at all.
It's probably the same for relationships.

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>> No.72362734

>>72362537
Oh well you said that was the day things permanently changed and then said then said she abandoned us as if that was the permanent change, kinda implying it hadn't happened until right then.

>> No.72362736

Gura is my wife

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>>72362702

>> No.72362789

>>72362747
That's a child.

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Child seducing adult TuT

>> No.72362813

>>72361788
Explain how the date isn't significant and why it's disingenuous.
You won't be able to and so I will continue using it. Eat shit.

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>>72362789
I know T o T

>> No.72362936

>>72362813
You're counting streams (which you got wrong) and you cut it off right after the time she spammed streams. Disingenuous. Not a Chumbud.

>> No.72362950
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>Children who's parent comes back and then leaves a second time are more likely to develop severe abandonment issues than those whose parent leaves and doesn't come back at all.
Hes speaking from experience, his parents didnt love him... Please be kind :(

>> No.72362975

>>72362053
Burned out from what? Being on break and not doing any work at all for half a fucking year?
Going to Taiwan with friends and having a good time?
Spending the overwhelming majority of her time doing literally nothing that has to do with her fans or hololive?
What is she burnt out from? You can't say it's from pretending to like her fans because she hasn't done that in years.

>> No.72362986
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>> No.72363026

would Gura get weirded out if I supachatted and called her sexy in regards to her fes performance?

>> No.72363061
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Look at this ant. Imagine the smell.

>> No.72363062

>>72362537
>disappeared for three weeks before July 17
she was in japan bro

>> No.72363086

>>72362975
burned out from dealing with shitheads like you and other drooling mongoloids that are sadly very common in this "fanbase"

>> No.72363098
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>>72363061
Smelling ants is for autists

>> No.72363112

>>72362146
>>72362180
>pretending I'm some nijinigger cunt becsuse you're too much of a ball-less coward castrati faggot that can't even form an argument for why you prefer Gura more off-stream
Die, brown gutter trash

>> No.72363163

>>72362950
One time I dropped the last bite of a cinnamon soft pretzel directly into a urinal. Sometimes even things you love you have to let them go

>> No.72363193
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>> No.72363203

Why are you guys replying to a larper? Are you bored?

>> No.72363206
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72363206

>>72363061

>> No.72363207

>>72361999
I think she is autistic to some degree, but I also think she over exaggerates for sympathy. She didn't used to be like this a few years ago.

>> No.72363216

>>72363112
trying too hard

>> No.72363227

>>72363163
You shouldnt bring food into a bathroom

>> No.72363229

>>72363061
Ant gura is my second favorite

>> No.72363245

>>72363193
Would ruin this thing T u T

>> No.72363249

>>72363207
Isn't over exaggerating your autism so people will expect less of you itself incredibly autistic thus validating the autism?

>> No.72363254

>>72362053
Burned out? Are you joking? From those 15 streams she did?

>> No.72363268

>>72363207
>she over exaggerates for sympathy
nah, she exaggerates because she's a woman, they live in exaggerations

>> No.72363289

>>72362232
>>72362232
>>72362232
Still waiting, you larping bitch.

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>>72363229

>> No.72363345

>>72363268
True ha funny that you never see a whole community almost entirely made up of men soley for exaggeration and gossip ha

>> No.72363359 [DELETED] 

>>72362537
>July 17 and then streamed like normal up until August 18.
There's a reason. I'm wondering when I should just reveal what those dates line up with.

>> No.72363360

>>72362232
Don't let >>72363289 peer pressure you into buying that shitty merch!

>> No.72363377
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72363377

Child body TuT

>> No.72363380
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>>72363098

>> No.72363390

>>72363229
Chumbie you do know it's a beetle though...right?

>> No.72363396
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>>72363345
This but unironically
/vt/ is basically a female ethnostate

>> No.72363405

>>72363390
Meds

>> No.72363436
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>>72363112
>Please engage with my larping seriously
lolno

>> No.72363455

>>72363227
Life is full of dangers

>> No.72363457

>>72362734
I mean, she really hasn't been back since then. February was nice, but it was only 11 streams and the entire time I couldn't enjoy any of it because I knew she would just vanish again like she always does after a month.
Her output changed on August 18 and has never been the same since.

>> No.72363464

>>72363390
If antgura is a beetle then why can I smell her?

>> No.72363496

>>72363359
She was in japan genius, ina was there with her, and okayu talked about her too

>> No.72363552
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>> No.72363559

>>72363457
Sure but if it happened before that too, that day wasn't really "the permanent change" it was just another instance

>> No.72363566

>>72363396
There are fembuds here that havent posted their tits and bushi pucci… should I tell them that I love them more?

>> No.72363605

>>72363359
>I'm wondering
No you're not, you'd never be able to have another erection if you didn't have something to vaguepost about.

>> No.72363659
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>> No.72363674

My love and faith in Gura is unbreakable.

>> No.72363677

>>72362936
>You're counting streams (which you got wrong)

>and you cut it off right after the time she spammed streams
Anon... it's been seven fucking months.
Seven fucking months.
Seven.
Are you just stupid? Even if I included all of August, she'd still have the lowest amount of streams and hours among anyone in EN by a factor of more than 2. What are you even talking about? If I included every stream from everyone in hololive since January first, 2023, she'd have the lowest hours and least amount of streams in the entire company by dozens of hours. Haachama caught up months ago.
Anon... your cope is pathetic and sad.

>> No.72363724

>>72363677
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful, it's true

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>> No.72363815
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Well, I had my fill of jerking around the larper

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>>72363677
And I'll wait more if she needs the time

>> No.72363871

To all the fembuds out there. I saw your face in a crowded place
And I don't know what to do

>> No.72363894

>>72363677
>I was being disingenuous but here is my deflection
ok lol

>> No.72363970

There are fat fembuds here but its ok. 'Cause I'll never be with you

>> No.72363988
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fatfuck

>> No.72364005
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>>72363566
But of course bushypuccianon, above all else women just want attention

>> No.72364041

>>72364005
Im going to start a chumfamily with them

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>>72363815
>Futumei implications

>> No.72364084

I’ll fuck a fat fembud. I dont give a shit

>> No.72364094

>>72363970
Fat Fembuds need love too. We can give them to the Deadbeats and Onigiris.

>> No.72364137

>>72362936
>>72363677
>>72363894
Forgot my reply to this
>You're counting streams (which you got wrong)
1. https://youtu.be/aPS85patDaQ
2. https://youtu.be/qJPAdRcvQA0
3. https://youtu.be/VDE9T4iSL5Y
4. https://youtu.be/Eg1I7rOfU2A
5. https://youtu.be/wWjyMygSWn0
6. https://youtu.be/_sFXU_o5C4Q
7. https://youtu.be/oECSHqzxQSc
8. https://youtu.be/wsKENZOuG5k
9. https://youtu.be/J4mM_rgkT4Q
10. https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas
11. https://youtu.be/W9RXwyFjgWE
12. https://youtu.be/NuNkFhobZp8
13. https://holodex.net/watch/0i5H-db8gYY (Unarchived)
14. https://youtu.be/ulqZp6ogYh8
15. https://holodex.net/watch/f5bQIVWIK90 (Unarchived)

And that's it. That's everything she's streamed since August 18.
In addition to these 15 streams, she did 9 collab streams on other peoples' channels during this period. If you want me to include those, it will make Gura end up looking even worse because I didn't include them for any of the other members either. A twitter space is not a stream.

>> No.72364143
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>> No.72364188
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>> No.72364194

>>72364143
sleep tight buddy

>> No.72364216

>>72363062
proof next thread?

>> No.72364227
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>>72364143
Goobnight bud

>> No.72364261

>>72364216
>>72364137
YOURE BEAUTIFUL ITS TRUE

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>>72364143
Oyasame

>> No.72364270

>>72363086
If you think she cares enough about anything any of her fans do or say for it to affect her, you are sorely mistaken.

>> No.72364329
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I will only watch Gura
I will only membered to Gura
I will never watch anyone else
I will never watch your whore oshi

>> No.72364375

Is the schizo going to have another melty?

>> No.72364385
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72364385

What's the point of all the autistic threadshitting if the next thread is going to be up as soon as this die? It's not like the regulars are going to hate Gura all of a sudden, so why even waste your time here?

>> No.72364387

>>72364270
Fembud, lets start a family

>> No.72364391

>>72364216
https://youtu.be/QXUQ4T6spKo?si=WRgOk82iqfpDij7d

>> No.72364427
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>>72364329
Are you telling us that you skip collabs

>> No.72364436

>>72364137
Let me entertain your autism. What do you want us to do to get Gura to stream more? Sperging out over merch she has little to do with on a basket weaving forum for hours isn't going to solve it. The people buying Gura's merch aren't reading your posts about her.

>> No.72364470

>>72364270
why do your posts always make me think of ben shapiro. the way you talk is very strange

>> No.72364498
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>>72364427
If Gura is there then I watched it of course

>> No.72364531

>>72364436
>>72364470
Fembud, please. Lets get together and start a chumfamily

>> No.72364534

>>72363249
No. It's just manipulative and shitty.

>> No.72364550
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>>72364385
Jealousy. He will never be a Chumchad.

>> No.72364576

>>72364385
There are more people here than just the people posting. Lurkers aplenty on any board, particularly here. Pretty sure it's less aimed at us, who mostly grit our teeth and wait for it to fuck off, and more and the ever-changing crowd of chumbuds who only check in.

>> No.72364584

>>72364534
Fembud lets get married

>> No.72364627

>>72364436
Bud that schizo doesn't want Gura to stream more, he's just using it as a shitpost angle. Even when Gura was streaming 4-5 times a week every month he was in here trying to use any shitpost angle he could come up with.

>> No.72364632

>>72363436
What's wrong, you butt fucked faggot?
If you loved her off stream more than on stream as much as you larped about, you should enjoy saying it, right?

>> No.72364648

>>72364576
Heres a message to all lurkers. If you are weak, read marcus aurelius. If you are fembud, lets get married

>> No.72364660

Goorah cute

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>> No.72364701
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What's with the Marcus Aurelius thing lately?

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If gwat grutea than whye does gurta\ get grawt?

>> No.72364733
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>>72364143
sharkdreams

>> No.72364747

>>72364701
Hes a good role model for the common weakbud

>> No.72364754

this autism smells like loli hopper

>> No.72364813

>>72363496
No retard. She was in Japan until at most July 16. July 17 to August 17 line up with something else.

>> No.72364854

>>72364754
probably, he got cucked from his jew oshi too which is hilarious

>> No.72364903

>>72363605
I've given many many hints.
So what's your major malfunction, maggot?

>> No.72364932

>>72364754
L*l* H**p*r is a fat fembud. I'll take one for the team and marry her

>> No.72364949
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I miss Rindo

>> No.72364965
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>>72364903
Sounds like you aren't wondering at all then, thanks, go away. You won't, I know.

>> No.72364969

Let me guess, he is going to make /b/ thread again, and it was nothingburger and everyone is going to laugh at him again.

>> No.72364984

>>72364813
uuuh, she was streaming between that period
https://www.youtube.com/live/3N7tWk5m7SU?si=UqBVY8lLfYU4keuQ

>> No.72365018

Name the fattest HoloEn and I'll marry her

>> No.72365041

>>72364969
He has an humiliation fetish, pls understand

>> No.72365049

>>72363559
There is no point before then that she was gone for as long as she was between August 18 and January 23.

>> No.72365077

>>72365049
uh uh uh uhhhh uhhhh uh uh uh uh uh

>> No.72365136
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>>72365018
me

>> No.72365138
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I'm becoming stronger

>> No.72365174
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>>72365018
Surely the pink woman?
No complaints here, more fembuds for my harem

>> No.72365206

>>72365174
She'll be my mistress

>> No.72365289

>>72364627
No. Back in 2020 and 2021 I was cheering and happy.
I just want things to be even half as good as they were back then.

>> No.72365292
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would Frogiwawa beat Dino Gura in a fight?

>> No.72365326
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>>72365292
nah

>> No.72365330

>>72365049
Yeah but times in the past were also the longest at the time that they happened so you could have said the exact same thing then

>> No.72365354

>>72365292
Not in a million years.

>> No.72365382

Has he really been here all day today? What a fucking loser lmao. I guess the merch really triggered him.
>>72365292
Damn, she's got a fucking gun, that might actually be a close fight.

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>>72365292

>> No.72365406

ew. the stoicismbud that doesn't understand stoicism is also the fembud spammer.

>> No.72365415
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>>72365292
She looks like retarded dino gura

>> No.72365455

>>72365415
Frogura > frogiwawa

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>>72365382
nah, dinogura would win

>> No.72365471

>>72365292
Is frogiwawa just Kiara in a frog costume?...

>> No.72365492

>>72365289
Well they're not gonna be. And while I understand sperging about it in 2022, still not getting the hint in 2023, it's 2024. Fuck off and leave us to what we like since what you like and what Gura does have long since been apart.

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>>72365406
nta, but what's there not to understand? It's basically just a western analogue of Buddhism, any analysis of epistemology or the proper path to eudaimonia beyond that is just esoteric fart-sniffing autism

>> No.72365522

>>72365292
Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? They wouldn't fight, Frogiwawa would turn into a male and mate with Dino Gura and then their dino-frog babies would eat Samuel L Jackson

>> No.72365543

>>72364701
One dumbud read Meditations, misunderstood it, and now recommends it as the greatest thing ever written to cure anons from being sad.

>> No.72365550

>>72365522
H-hot...

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>>72365492
Yeah, great, take the cuckposter seriously when he says he used to be a really big fan and admit defeat in the same post, great work.

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>>72365406
lets get married fembud

>> No.72365597

>>72365543
Shits cracked. Once they read the Enchiridion by Epictetus, they'll never be sad again.

>> No.72365600

>>72365415
>retarded dino gura
umm aren't they all retarded

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>>72365522
>tranny-spawned
... keep going...
>dino-frog-shark-chicken abominations
h-hot...
>eating
I-I'M GONNA-
>Samuel L. Jackson
flaccid

>> No.72365634

>>72365552
How can you admit defeat in something that isn't a war or even a real conflict where the combatants don't and can't even do anything

>> No.72365663

>getting cucked by the jew loli
heh, karma does exist

>> No.72365674

>>72365292
That one isn't even strong enough to call your oshi a whore.

>> No.72365676

>>72365634
War...has changed.

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>>72365600
Dino gura smart

>> No.72365720

>>72365600
dino gura smart, watch your mouth

>> No.72365735

>>72365676
War never changes

>> No.72365836

>>72365507
because the end result of accepting stoicism is suicide every time. It's a cuck philosophy that teaches you to accept not having agency in your life and killing yourself when you lose everything, because that's the only thing you have control over.

>> No.72365868

>>72365836
You know what else you got control over? Not being sad. Just become happy and you'll never kill yourself

>> No.72365909
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>>72365401
They're strong

>> No.72365913

>>72365836
I don't know anon kinda just sounds like you're rejecting it in a tantrum as a method of coping with the fact that you don't actually have any agency

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>>72365836
That's what I said - a western analogue of Buddhism

>> No.72365973

>>72365868
Stoicism doesn't teach you to be happy. Did you even read Meditations like you said? It only tries (and fails) to try and convince you to not be sad. The philosophy says nothing about improving your life, only accepting misery.
Every day, I am more and more convinced that you're a philosophylet.

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last post getto

>> No.72366023

>>72365973
I didn't read it. I read the enchiridion by epictetus because it was shorter.

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>>72366021

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>>72366031

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>>72366054

>> No.72366083
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>> No.72366111

>>72365916
It's not analogous to Buddhism. There are a couple concepts that are similar, like accepting cuckoldry, but it's ultimately different for several reasons. Suicide is a sin in bhuddism, for example and is recommended in stoicism. Bhuddism teaches you to get rid of your desires, while stoicism dictates you should accept not fulfilling them.

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>>72365916
But isn't the end goal of Buddhism basically to build up enough good karma to escape the reincarnation cycle? Sounds like something that requires agency.

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>>72366122
Nah thats what the pajeets like doin

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i am the last chumbud

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salman

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>>72366212
based

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Gura is MY wife

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Let me be last post you frick

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>>72366212
based

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gura has announced that she will be the wife of the last poster (me)

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