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>> No.72322244
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.72322409

>>72321647
Anon it’s a Japanese fashion company the factory is in China, and if it was Seiko it’d be in the thousand dollar range. Besides it’s not that overpriced considering it’s limited

>> No.72322416

She doesn't care about you or think about you at all. Learn a lesson from Sanallites and just move on already.

>> No.72322510
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>> No.72322661

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>> No.72322703

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>> No.72322724 [SPOILER] 
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72322724

Gurass

>> No.72322738

>>72322724
rubrubrubrubrubrub

>> No.72322744
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72322744

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

>> No.72322754
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>>72322724
SNIFFFFF

>> No.72322797

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

>> No.72322799
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72322799

i love Gura
i want the best for Gura
i miss Gura

>> No.72322821

>>72322703
Not necessarily the butt (ry

>> No.72322878
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72322878

I want to listen to Gura's tummy one more time before I die...

>> No.72322887

I love my 7 feet tall, 250lbs black shemale shark wife so much

>> No.72322949

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.72323052

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

>> No.72323064

Just got my anniversary merch. Didn't realize this one didn't even come with a signed card

>> No.72323070

Gawr Gura offers optional merch to her fans
antis make it negative to have the option of merch

>> No.72323111

>>72321537
>until she's back home and ready to stream again
keep seething sister, whatever you say

>> No.72323171

>>72323064
You have to live in Taiwan to get a signature dummy.

>> No.72323172

>>72323111
Whatever you say, BOOMER

>> No.72323199

>>72323064
En shares their anniversary so they don’t get to be creative which also means no signatures.

>> No.72323206

>>72323070
I think antis are tsun. They wouldnt be mad if they werent going to buy the merch

>> No.72323260

>>72323070
I know you’re a schizo, but your sarcasm falls on deaf ears. That’s an objectively true statement.

>> No.72323303

as someone who literally only owns smol and dino gura I don't get merch meltdowns

like do you feel insulted that you can't own every item cause muh money. just buy what you want and can afford it's that easy

>> No.72323375

>>72323206
absolutely this haha, it's so true

>> No.72323472

>>72323206
I disagree because there isn’t 20 catalog threads being made about her genmate pumping out merch over every little thing.

>> No.72323489

$$$$$$$

>> No.72323497

>>72323375
You laugh but its like being mad that apple releases wheels for their desktop computers and people buy them for 5k burgerbucks

>> No.72323539

>>72323497
Wheels are the most important parts of a computer though so bad comparison

>> No.72323552
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72323552

I'm still kind of cheese'd the watch isn't a decent diver's watch.

>> No.72323612

>>72323472
Free advertising

>> No.72323636

>>72323303
I can break it down for you.
Merch drops
>Fans: Nice/Not interested maybe next time
>Antis: Whore why is she releasing more merch I have to seethe about it even though I don’t like her
It’s pretty simple really they aren’t even hiding that they are schizos. Good thing the catalog is distracting them for now

>> No.72323708

>>72323303
No, I feel insulted that even when she's back all her time and energy goes into making deals to sell cheap plastic garbage.
She says stuff like "I sit around for hours twirling my hair thinking of ways to make you guys happy." And what she comes up with is going away for weeks/months to have meetings where she can have people make more trash to sell instead of just hanging out once or twice a week for a couple hours.

>> No.72323770
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72323770

I forgot to put the ring back in my instant pot but boiling the chicken for a few minutes made a decent stock anyway.

>> No.72323813

Just a friendly reminder (i am sure everyone here knows it already): Gura is MY wife

>> No.72323837

>>72323708
>Gura sits around for hours twirling her hair thinking of ways to make her fans happy
She's been thinking for a few years now. Whatever she came up with must be good!

>> No.72323860
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>> No.72323895

>>72323837
Asmr made me pretty happy. Pretty impressed that you stuck around so long being miserable anon

>> No.72323916

>>72323860
Who the fuck is that suppose to be?

>> No.72323929

Gura cute?

>> No.72323951

Chumbies I want to bite bait

>> No.72323965

>>72323895
keep seething sis

>> No.72323981

>>72323951
!!!!!?

>> No.72324027
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>>72323951
Please don't. We have enough retards already.

>> No.72324029
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72324029

My Gurandma.

>> No.72324064

>>72324029
Hey that looks like my sharkdaughterwifegurandma

>> No.72324189

>>72323895
>Asmr made me pretty happy.
Me too, i can go 1 year without any new Gura content if she once a year released a tummy grumble short like the one in the ASMR stream <3 I love hearing Guras stomach playing music for me

>> No.72324240

Where is my Trials Rising stream though?

>> No.72324265

I want a gura beer mug to go with my fauna beer mug

>> No.72324326

>>72324265
I don't care what you want, buddy

>> No.72324337

>>72324326
Im not your buddy, pal

>> No.72324373

>>72324337
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>> No.72324440

>>72324373
Im not your buddy, guy

>> No.72324462

I am gonna watch Shaun of the dead with my shark wife now, anyone wants to join a watchparty?

>> No.72324485

>>72324440
I'm not your guy, buddy.

>> No.72324545
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>> No.72324555
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I'd be a lot less cynical if the merch promotion didn't always happen during times like this when she's gone. Taking a little time to say hi to her fans or give a small update is too much to expect, but shilling merch? No problem!

>> No.72324606

>>72324485
Im not your buddy, friend

>> No.72324643

>>72324606
I'm not your friend, buddy.

>> No.72324685

>>72324189
keep seething sister, for every ironic post you make gura takes another week off

>> No.72324697

>>72323070
It's overpriced merch and her not streaming just makes it look worse. I seriously wished at least some manager would have the self awareness to see how bad this looks.

>> No.72324732

>>72324555
>if the merch promotion didn't always happen during times like this when she's gone
Statistically speaking, Gura is gone a lot. Do you want her to just stop releasing merch?

>> No.72324751

Are sisters fembuds in denial?

>> No.72324753

>>72324685
I was 100% sincere you fucking amputated brain retard

>> No.72324754

>>72324240
I want gura to play stellar blade badly. Embarrassment of playing as a cute girl and her lack of skill would be amazing

>> No.72324790

>>72324732
>>72324753
Stop biting the bait

>> No.72324810
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>>72324754
>Embarrassment of playing as a cute girl

>> No.72324828

Cover should just pump out dinogura merch. Clothing, toys, mugs, camping equipment, pc cases, even more plushies, video games. Why are they sitting on their asses?

>> No.72324837

>>72324732
Stuff like what just released? Yeah, I'm not gonna buy it anyways. I pretty much only buy the stuff that's officially through Hololive that she actually has a hand in designing and directly talks about herself.

>> No.72324849
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>>72322797
and then you realize that they were judged by the content of their character all along...

>> No.72324876

>>72324753
Bro there is no way you were sincere! Wtffff!!!! One stream a year?? What the fuck is this? You fucking disgust me you brainless ape, no brain dickless, hollow coconut shell head. Kill yourself, or better yet, do something useful and rent the empty space in your fucking head so nijisanji can finally open a 3d studio.

>> No.72324887

>>72324849
I like this ritual post

>> No.72324892

>>72324732
>Do you want her to just stop releasing merch?
When she's gone? Yeah.

>> No.72324935

>>72324810
Why does she have boobs ontop of her eyes?

>> No.72324938

>>72324892
What if they release more dino merch?

>> No.72324969

>>72324732
>Do you want her to just stop releasing merch?
Yes. Vtubers who are always gone shouldn't be selling merch, let alone overpriced shitty merch like this.

>> No.72324987

>>72324969
Why not?

>> No.72325003
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>>72324876
Why you heff to be mad

>> No.72325012

I do have to say I really like that watch, but no way in hell am I paying over $200 for it.

>> No.72325031

>>72324892
>>72324969
NIJISEETHE

>> No.72325050

>>72325012
I wouldnt mind the jacket. Maybe it’ll get to me in time for winter

>> No.72325053

>>72324938
Is it really so hard to save it for when she gets back? I'd love more dino merch.

>> No.72325141

>>72325053
I feel like if the merch was really cool then it wouldnt really matter. I dont think people would be as mad if it was dino gura

>> No.72325174

>>72325053
but they'd have to release like 10 things at once every time, if it's not spread out whales will buy something else.

>> No.72325182

"I made lots of friendly eye contact", who the hell phrases it like that or even say such a thing?

>> No.72325193

>>72325031
>muh insert other vtuber company
Stop scapegoating. I'm not paying for overpriced garbage, especially for a vtuber who is barely here. This is really scummy of Cover to do.

>> No.72325211

>>72325193
oh no, the sister is mad!

>> No.72325247
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>>72324732
Autistically speaking, I want her to come back rather than be gone.

>> No.72325286
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>>72325182
I'm proud of her. Even I can't make eye contact for too long

>> No.72325310

>>72325193
No one said you had to though

>> No.72325319

>>72325211
I'm made at Cover for trying to fleece a fanbase who has been deprived of seeing their oshi for years.

>> No.72325352

>>72325247
>I want her to come back rather than be gone.
Anti

>> No.72325382

>>72325319
*mad at Cover

>> No.72325389
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>>72325247
same desu

>> No.72325412

>>72324987
$700+ for a 90% plastic sweater (that looks like shit) and backpack, with a watch that is worth like $30, and a $25 hunk of acrylic, during one of the worst economic periods in modern times is stupid and obnoxious. This is like those faggots who pay $500 for a sweatshirt that says supreme on it.
>>72325141
True, I probably wouldn't be mad if the merch wasn't so shit this time honestly.
>>72325174
Why not give us quality merch 1/10th as often then? Do they really have to nickel and dime us with the stupid acrylic shit or stickers or whatever every couple weeks?
They obviously don't mind selling us stuff at high price points, just release something actually good less often so we can have quality>quantity.

>> No.72325438

>>72325389
I love that Gura is gone or else we would not get funny art like these

>> No.72325540

>>72325438
I'd rather not and that one was made way before last year's disappearance. In fact her disappearances last year didn't really produce any art.

>> No.72325559

>>72325182
She did her best. I love this silly girl so much.

>> No.72325597
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>> No.72325599

>>72325319
>made

>> No.72325611

>>72325286
That’s because a man staring at women while not saying anything is considered creepy

>>72325012
If the last day wasn’t the 4th I would’ve got it but now it’s a toss up

>> No.72325650

>>72325597
Oh hey, I made that.

>> No.72325772
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>>72325611
Back in school I knew a girl that would just stare at me without saying anything. She would talk to others normally. I felt like a freak.

>> No.72325795

I hope she's making a lot of money with all this new merch

>> No.72325851

I had a one-way ticket to a place where all the demons go
Where the wind don't change
And nothing in the ground can ever grow
No hope, just lies
And you're taught to cry into your pillow
But I survived

>> No.72325900

>>72325597
This was funny and kind of accurate. All of gura’s jobs are wrapped in NDAs and sometimes they don’t even tell her it’s releasing.

>> No.72325901

I agree that it's overpriced buti t's only by like twice as much as it should cost, people arne't factoring in the Gawr Gura brand at all.

>> No.72325934

>>72325650
thank you, anon, it's very fitting to how cover handles Gura.

>> No.72325949
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MY wife

>> No.72325959
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>>72325412
If nothing else I am kinda surprised the hoodie hasn't been talked about more. I'm not a fan of the watch but the hoodie actually looks like complete shit. Wish level cheap looking, thin, etc. Especially bad in comparison to the actual hololive sold hoodies, which isn't fair because those are actually very nice, but still.

>> No.72326006

>>72325949
Liar
>>72323813

>> No.72326031

>>72325772
I had two experiences like that back in school, well one just like that and one that was similar. In the similar case it happened when she gave me her number and I never called. Pretty sure she was giving me signs that I couldn’t read

>> No.72326091

>>72325901
probably because the backpack and hoodie look like a cheap knockoff you can find on etsy.

>> No.72326101

>>72326031
Anon, she just gave you the number to the local McDonalds as a prank

>> No.72326153

Is Gura a fembud?

>> No.72326242

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>> No.72326282

uaaaa hello!
busy busy!!
A,
a!
a!
a!

>> No.72326371

>>72322416
>Sanallites
They can't get over their dead oshi either

>> No.72326383
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>> No.72326394

>>72326242
kek

>> No.72326470

>>72326282
When did she start doing this a! thing anyway? I thought she hated debut memes

>> No.72326497

>>72326371
There's still faggots who can't move on from Aloe. I thought that shit was a meme but some of them are actually serious.

>> No.72326502

>>72325182
She unironically has autism.

>> No.72326509

>>72325901
That shirt should only cost 40 dollars at most. 200 is beyond a rip off. Don't try to defend this.

>> No.72326570

>>72326470
>I thought she hated debut memes
You have not noticed that her mental state is regressing? She is going backwards like benjamin button, give it another 2 years and all she can say is "gogo gaga"

>> No.72326582

>>72326383
gawr goomba

>> No.72326617

Wtf okayu is playing factorio? Why did no one say anything?

>> No.72326650

>>72326570
She already reached that point 1 year ago.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1614779653226434560

>> No.72326679
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>>72326617
Because this is Gura's general, not Okayu's?

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>> No.72326717

>>72326101
That’s a hell of a trick considering she texted me 2 years later wondering if I passed my exams

>> No.72326735

>>72326617
This is a Gura thread, sir. Okayu is hooked and has a TL thing on, so even if you can't into moon, this is the time. Factorio time.

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>>72326679
>>72326735
I'm just surprised. I wish an EN girl was capable of playing games like factorio.

>> No.72326854

>>72325901
No people aren’t factoring the fact that it might actually be quality. Gura’s stuff is only a little bit more expensive than the other brands they use. Anyone getting mad is a schizo it’s that simple. If you don’t like it don’t buy it.

>> No.72326889

>>72326854
It seems way more likely to me that all of the stuff they do is low quality.

>> No.72326902

>>72326570
I've always felt like she's been slowly but surely de-aging for a long time.
I can protect and take care of her...

>> No.72326939

>>72326854
>it might actually be quality.
Hoodie:
Country of Origin / China
Composition / Outer shell: 65% polyester, 35% cotton Other fabric: 100% polyester Lining: 100% polyester
Backpack:
Composition / Body: polyester, polyurethane Hardware: iron, zinc alloy Other fabric, strings: polyester
It's literally plastic garbage.

>> No.72326971

Why did Gura ram a bridge in Baltimore?

>> No.72327020

Is Gura really a streamer or just a brand for merchandise? I don't know these days...

>> No.72327116

>>72326939
It's polyester, it must be bad!

>> No.72327125

>>72325412
>so we can have quality>quantity
Kind of ironic that Cover themselves don't even really believe in quality>quantity and they just pump out cheaply made crap constantly.

>> No.72327159

>>72326764
Gonna have to wait for EN4/5/6/etc, probably. I don't think anyone we've got now has it in them. Then again I didn't expect Okayu to get hooked, so maybe.

>> No.72327179

>>72326939
polyester is preferable because fucking carpet beetles will fly into your house and eat all your cotton clothes.

>> No.72327184

>>72326939
You’ve activated my trap card >>72325959 It’s the exact same material as this. Go complain about that in the catalog if you aren’t a schizo

>> No.72327182

>>72327020
she's a mascot, and I hate that.

>> No.72327190

>>72327020
Ask Gura yourself because she still keeps calling herself a streamer.

>> No.72327256

>>72327184
I'm not sure why you're dragging me into the polyester argument when I said this hoodie looks like total shit in comparison to the actual official hololive hoodies that got sold by the girls themselves, but okay.

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>>72327184
>It’s the exact same material as this.

>> No.72327273

>>72327125
Yes cover is the root of all evil and yes 90% of all gura merch isn’t made by cover now go away

>> No.72327276

When Guras legs don't work like they used to before
And I can't sweep Gura off of her feet
Will Guras mouth still remember the taste of my love
Will Guras eyes still smile from her cheeks

And Gura I will be loving you 'til we're 70
And Gura my heart could still fall as hard at 23
And I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a hand
Oh me I fall in love with Gura every single day
And I just wanna tell Gura I am

So Gura now
Take me into your loving arms
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Place Guras head on my beating heart
I'm thinking out loud
Maybe we found love right where we are

When my hair's all but gone and my memory fades
And the crowds don't remember my name
When my hands don't play the strings the same way, mm
I know Gura will still love me the same

'Cause Gura your soul can never grow old, it's evergreen
Gura your smile's forever in my mind and memory

I'm thinking 'bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe it's all part of a plan
I'll just keep on making the same mistakes
Hoping that Gura understand

>> No.72327291

Gura is a Vocaloid.

>> No.72327346

>>72327273
Cover oversees it. They are responsible. Stop trying to make excuses for them.

>> No.72327366

>>72327276
I’m surprised she hasn’t sung this

>> No.72327394

>>72327256
This is the kind of understated merch Gura likes. If she didn't have a hand in the design, it definitely has her approval.

>> No.72327485

>>72327394
Okay? It looks like shit. I'm not saying she gave it a loving caress and her seal of approval or is sobbing into her pillow at the thought of it existing, I'm saying it looks like shit. That's even before considering it's $230, which really makes it look like shit.

>> No.72327497 [DELETED] 

This merch is honestly going to make me become an anti. I truly can't believe she can release this overpriced dogshit in good conscience while simultaneously not streaming for another month or updating us about anything she's doing.
She's a liar and all she cares about is money. She's becoming everything I hate about western celebrities.
She doesn't give a shit about us. All she sees us as are ATM cuck simps. Our wallet is the only thing that matters to her. Gura isn't an idol.

>> No.72327512

>>72327394
The problem is that the price of this hoodie is way out of proportion to its design.

>> No.72327577

>>72327485
It looks good, actually. Your taste is what's shit.

>> No.72327660

>>72323708
This. It's insulting that she ever pretended to care about us.

>> No.72327718

>>72323472
Her genmates all stream and care about their fans. Gura is the only one who doesn't.

>> No.72327724 [DELETED] 

>>72327497
Be sure to tell Gura that.

>> No.72327783

They are seething way too hard.

>> No.72327789

>>72327497
>>72327718
Be sure to tell Gura that.

>> No.72327796

>>72327724
Okay you're definitely a bot, that is not one of the posts that should actually be directed at her.

>> No.72327822

>Still can't be bothered to stream after 1 fucking month
>Can't even be bothered to properly do a shill tweet because its scheduled by a manager
Man you shrimps are truly like abused dogs

>> No.72327827

>>72324732
Yes. I would rather her concentrate on coming back and streaming.

>> No.72327840

>>72327497
Are you a fembud?

>> No.72327916

>>72327497
but she is an Idol, just not a very good one.

>> No.72327930

lmao so she can only "show up" after not streaming for almost 2 months with 0 communication as usual, just to promote over-priced merch

>> No.72328023

you now remember the "we are so back" moment in february

>> No.72328025

>>72327822
I wish Gura would actually abuse me instead of neglecting me T u T

>> No.72328054

I can’t believe I’m gonna buy a watch.

>> No.72328075

>>72325412
She's tone-deaf because she's never cared about how fans have felt about anything. The one thing people want is to just see her and talk to her, but her time isn't something she's willing to give us because she gets nothing out of it.

>> No.72328081

>>72327783
They have the right to since jannies won’t delete their schizo shit even though they’d do it in any other thread.

>> No.72328148

I didn't think my opinion of Cover could sink any lower.

>> No.72328210

>>72328054
Save for better merch.

>> No.72328245

Im not happy about the prices because they're way too high but I don't get people being mad about merch being released again. I honestly can't imagine this is something she pushed for, it screams of Cover's doing. This is one of the downsides of her being number one, Cover is gonna use her for stuff as much as they can.

>> No.72328280

>72328148
"I didn't think"
Well there's your problem.

>> No.72328313

If it was actually a good-looking watch that wasn't just blue aesthetic for Gura with bloop, then it wouldn't be so egregious. Sure its optional merch, but at least make it worthwhile for the people who would be willing to drop 300+$ on something for their oshi

>> No.72328319

What triggered the sisters this time? Did I miss yet another niji fuck up?

>> No.72328359

>>72328245
It's never really about there being more merch, it's about her being continually gone. Someone sees she tweeted in the middle of being gone and checks and it's oh, more merch, great, awesome, thanks, then shitposters capitalize. And then bring up nijisanji again.

>> No.72328375

>>72327497
>ATM cuck simps
Did AI write this post?

>> No.72328379 [DELETED] 

>>72325901
It's a $3 chinese watch, anon.
Normally I wouldn't care, but it's so clear that Gura is spending all her time doing everything but caring or thinking about chumbuds.
If you buy this shit, you're a cuck. There's no other word for it.
I will never respect anyone that does. They're the reason Gura treats us this way.

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>>72328280
but I always get smacked in here when I'm trying to think.

>> No.72328408 [DELETED] 

>>72328313
Honestly blood should be culled and be replaced by a little shrimpy.

>> No.72328437

"GURA HATES YOU! HATE HER BACK!!1!"
lol
lmao

>> No.72328446

>>72328379
So true sis

>> No.72328448

>>72328359
>It's never really about there being more merch, it's about her being continually gone.
Translation: It actually has nothing to do with the thing that just happened but I just want to use the thing that happened as vehicle to rant again about the thing I was already mad about

>> No.72328451

>>72328313
FUG
Honestly bloop should be culled and be replaced by a little shrimpy.

>> No.72328464
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72328464

Chumbies I think I'm going to make this a borgar day. Borgar for lunch and dinner

>> No.72328504

>>72328437
god, I wish Gura actually hated me, then she'd still have feelings for me instead of apathy...

>> No.72328529
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72328529

>>72328448
Translation: retard______________________________________________________

>> No.72328549

They're really trying to convince us we're cucks now huh?

>> No.72328566

>>72328448
The merch is overpriced and her not streaming just makes it look worse. It's about how completely tone deaf Gura and her managers are.

>> No.72328633

>>72328549
The mindset of cucking is ingrained into their DNA.

>> No.72328672

What if Gura?

>> No.72328688

Gura
Wife

>> No.72328704

>>72328549
Who the shrimps or people calling this shit out

>> No.72328724

>>72328672
was a frog?

>> No.72328733

>>72328566
i choose to think its not her at all, but rather her employers. does she seem likely from what you've been told about gura that she's the initiative taker?

>> No.72328754

>>72328566
sure sister sure, you can just not buy it

>> No.72328781

Don't all these merch collabs in short secession kind of prove she is busy and involved with hololive branding? More so than the others also.

>> No.72328831

>>72328781
>secession
Gura is seceding to create her own country...

>> No.72328869

>>72328781
She literally said that she's going to be busy, is this not enough proof for you?

>> No.72328873
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72328873

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.72328896
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72328896

this bag of toasted coconut chips is actually crispy when it's usually chewy. wow. they're so much better this way

>> No.72328948
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72328948

>>72328873
samen

>> No.72328958

Even the most merch yesbud should think that it is weird that Gura have not gotten any relax-time merch yet, she really wanted some of her own over 2 years ago when Marine got hers, Gura really wanted a girls sleepover version where she was laying on her stomach with her feet up in the air like a girly girl pose

None of the merch SHE really wanted to got have come into fruition yet, she have mentioned several merch ideas she really wanted to do but so far, 0 of her ideas have released. Seems pretty obvious to me that Gura is the passenger of this ship and Cover employees keep railroading her

>> No.72329003

So many fembuds in denial.

>> No.72329033
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72329033

Why do people always get silly when it comes to merch like this?
She probably didn't even have much to do with it beyond
"Hey Gura do you mind shilling this real quick?"
"Sure I guess"
The end.

>> No.72329036

>>72328958
>Gura really wanted a girls sleepover version where she was laying on her stomach with her feet up in the air
Is the synopsis writer still here? The guy who have an searchable archive of POI mentions that Gura have said? If so, could you look up which stream she talked about this? Her own relax-time figurine

>> No.72329057

>>72326509
$100-120 would have been fine if she actually streamed or did literally anything to make me feel appreciated. I don't mind paying a little extra and supporting her. I think the Mio hoodie was around $120, although it was much, much higher quality.
But Gura disappeared for 5 months, came back for 3 weeks and then disappeared again.
I thought her coming back only for the sendai collab hurt a lot, but this time just feels like a betrayal.
It's all so low quality and cheap and the prices are unbelievablely high. And to release this when she's once again the only member in EN not streaming or talking to her fans... It just looks like her cashing out on us, even though we've collectively been so supportive of her and patient through everything. She's just stabbing us in the back.

>> No.72329111

>>72328359
But her being gone and the merch aren't related and that's my point. I miss her, I want to see her more, but getting upset over something that isn't her decision doesn't make sense to me. Anyone relating the two must be retarded or an anti.

>> No.72329122

>>72329057
Is this AI?

>> No.72329128
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72329128

>>72329033
The bait is a little ridiculous for sure. I think chumbies just want someone to talk to like a woman does.

>> No.72329131

>>72328754
>Just don't buy it
They're trying to rip off her fans and take advantage of their goodwill. Cover should be called out for this shit.

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>>72329122
unironically seems like it

>> No.72329198

>>72329131
I know this point is made a lot but in this particular case I seriously have to ask, do you really think angrily posting about it on /vt/ is "calling out" cover?

>> No.72329200

>>72328831
Well if the Civil war happens as its hsaping up our priority as Chumbuds should be to secure and protect Gura. If the world goes Nuclear as everything falls apart we DO have the possibility of rebuilding upon the ashes with Gura as our godhead of a new Legion

>> No.72329209

>>72329057
>although it was much, much higher quality
That's the problem. The price doesn't match the quality. $200 for that hoodie is inexcusable.

>> No.72329316

She sounded genuinely happy when she sang 5 nights at freddys

>> No.72329323
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72329323

>>72329111
They are not DIRECTLY related, no, but when someone sees an alert and checks and it's just more stuff for the rack and shelf with no news on a return or a hi hello there's disappointment, then expression of this, which is the capitalized on by shitposters/cuckposters/fembuds/lol wow nijisister is SEETHING, let me tell you about this latest catalog drama that is definitely related, on and on.

>> No.72329344

I feel like gura would be a screamer, you would need ear protection in sex time

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72329365

>>72329316
My sharkwife is a meme loving zoomer

>> No.72329370

>>72328781
She might be "busy" with something, but it's definitely not what fans actually care about like streams. Her priorities are completely backwards.

>> No.72329377

>>72328245
Awfully convenient of you to think this when she benefits so heavily from it. She's going to maketons of money from this even though she does no work and never even talks to us anymore.
But yeah, you're right, it must be Cover making her take advantage of everyone who cares about her while she lives her life without us.

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>>72328873
samen

>> No.72329470 [DELETED] 

Manager tweet! I am now convinced that she is dead in a ditch in Taiwan

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72329491

>>72329316
because she loves to sing and dance for us

>> No.72329512

>>72328549
I mean when you pay this much money to support someone spending all their time with other people and never even talking to you, well... if the shoe fits.

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72329600

Clearly no one understands her as well as I do. Which is why I will be the final chumbie.

>> No.72329632

>>72328313
I think it's fine looking if the price was way lower, 200+ for such a piece of shit quality watch is laughable. Just like the jacket too, i like the design but I just don't see how I could justify 200+ for it.

>> No.72329630
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72329630

How do I marry gura and her fembuds?

>> No.72329644
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72329644

>>72329600
you wish

>> No.72329671

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

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72329792

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.72329890

>>72328781
Why the fuck would any fan want her to spend all her time being a brand line of clothing or a platform to hawk cheap chinese dogshit instead of streaming or interacting with them?

>> No.72329904

>>72329377
What a braindead post. You have zero clue how much Gura might make from a deal like this, and have no clue if she even wanted to do it in the first place. You'd be the biggest retard in this thread if you think Cover doesn't use the girls for merch on their own sometimes.

>> No.72329929

>>72329671
NiN is to spicy for Gura, i want her to sing Led Zeppelin instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-MdiUm1_Y

>> No.72329989

>>72329122
No, but you're clearly a bot.

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72329995

Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.72330033

>>72329890
I've seen holofans talk about gura as an icon for like 2 years now. it's kind of true when you think about it. she's an icon more than a streamer in that people instantly recognize her and there are zero drama associations, it's ideal for hololive to cultivate that further

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72330104

>>72329671

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>>72329929
>Boomer rock
Based
Could you imagine Gura doing a karaoke setlist compiled entirely by Mumei with her oldfag sensibilities? Would be peak kino
Also wouldn't mind hearing her sing something like Creedence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2-fqdCKCMA

>> No.72330173
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72330173

I can't remember the last time gura used her cat ears accessory, cosplayers seem to remember the ears though

>> No.72330184

>>72329036
I'm not that guy but here is her talking about really wanting one in that pose and asking management specifically if she could have one:
https://youtu.be/BKGRHinoRRQ?t=1446
But then more recently she talked about them here and says she doesn’t think she fits the marketing for them or fits the style for them:
https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=10623
Somewhat sounds like she was told she wouldn’t get one due to her design

>> No.72330220

>>72328781
You really think that the girls themselves are that involved in the process lol? Sure they may have some input on things, but to insinuate that it takes up so much of their time that they cannot stream at all is just asinine. Plus is this really what her fans want of her? To just be a merch shill who only streams every few months for a couple hours? I dropped Gura after her first year because the signs were obvious, and it seems like its only gotten worse for her as a "streamer". Why doesn't she do a bunch of promo stuff, why doesn't she do a bunch of solo concerts, why doesn't she do radio shows, etc. So many other Holo members do these non-streaming things all the time but still manage to stream. Gura literally does shit outside streaming, she's released not even a handful of MV's/original songs in her career and that's basically what she has to show at all

>> No.72330255

her merch will sell a lot because these clothes can be worn and used by both guys and girls and they don't look instantly like eccentric Vtuber merch that could be embarrassing for some to be seen in

>> No.72330267

>>72329033
>Implying that it wasn't just a scheduled tweet by her manager
lol, Gura can't even be bothered to properly shill merch bud

>> No.72330332

>>72330220
>I dropped Gura
Why are you here? Fuck off sis

>> No.72330380

>>72328023
>"antis" (rational pattern observers) point out that she's only coming back for an easy valentines day paycheck
>delusional fools insist that this time would be different
>it wasn't different
I hate this timeloop.

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>>72330184
That's BS if that's the case. If she can get a daki, she can get a figure where she's wearing an oversized shirt or pajamas. Also there are already loli relax time figures, so that really would just be straight up bullshit if she was told no.

>> No.72330407

>>72330255
I would proudly wear obviously Gura themed merch in public, anyone who would have a problem with me doing that is not worth talking to anyway and can die in a fire for all i care.

>> No.72330501

>>72330332
She lives rent free in his head.

>> No.72330516

>>72330184
Thanks bud, appreciate your research (y), she sounded really excited about her own relax time figurine, a shame that never happened, oh well, thanks anyway

>> No.72330542

>>72329904
>You'd be the biggest retard in this thread if you think Cover doesn't use the girls for merch on their own sometimes.
That's absolutely true for thing like the general merch in their store like cups or acrylic stands that the girls have no involvement with. But for large collabs like this, they always pay the talent a lot. Do you really think Gura would agree to do the Sendai collab or the sushiro collab and travel and do voice lines if she wasn't making a ton of money from it?
I suppose it's possible that Cover designed all of this new merch, never asked Gura for approval, and only asked her to tweet about it or had a manager tweet about it, but I sincerely doubt that. Gura potentially risks having her image hurt if Cover were to constantly release badly designed merch without her input all the time and so there is no way she isn't involved.

>> No.72330668

The only merch that girls have a say in is birthday/anniversary/new outfit merch btw.

>> No.72330724

I read meditations by marcus aurelius.

>> No.72330729

>>72330668
Not true.

>> No.72330742

>>72330332
Because its funny to point and laugh at delusional chumbuds who are getting blatantly taken advantage of by a girl who can't even be bothered to stream more than once a month, but is fine to come out and shill for over 500+$ merch

>> No.72330832

>>72330033
>I've seen holofans talk about gura as an icon for like 2 years now.
Those aren't her fans. People calling her a mascot are mocking chumbuds because she doesn't stream. They're saying she has no desire to be with her fans and is content to make passive income while treating chumbuds like ATMs.
Although it seems more and more true every day.

>> No.72330844

>>72330742
Who's your oshi?

>> No.72330869

>>72330832
Why should I care if people mock me?

>> No.72330901

>>72330742
I feel like if you gonna pump merch you should at least once a week for 2 hours. Otherwise people will inevitably get pissed.

Maybe gura and cover has already planned her retirement, and cover is just pumping out as much as possible in the meantime.

>> No.72330956

>>72330901
So true sis just 2 more weeks and gura will graduate

>> No.72330966

>>72330844
A Holo JP member who actually streams a minimum every week

>> No.72330975

>>72330901
You guys need to wager something if you are going to make bets like that

>> No.72331010

>>72330184
It could be that relax time doesn't want to do one for her or work with her. Have they ever done one for a foreigner? I don't think they have.

>> No.72331022

>>72330966
So you dont have a true oshi

>> No.72331034

>>72330966
And what's her name? Mind posting your membership too while you're at it?

>> No.72331076

Lets face it, Cover is a shit company, if they applied themselves they would have Lumi Nova style 3D mocap & graphic by now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqeJM33NKlU

But instead they are stuck with their South Park looking 2d laggy phone-based shitty home-mocap that constantly shits the bed and makes glasses and other accessories float 5 inches infront of their faces etc etc!

Cover is a merch company, streaming is only there as an advertisement to get yesbuds inside the door

>> No.72331132

>>72331076
Whats up with these tourists? I only watch hololive buddy

>> No.72331140

>>72330901
Oh Gura will 100% leave this year, people are just now getting their anniversary merch from Myth and Fes just ended. So she's gonna milk the very last drops from her simps this year, and the pricing on this is just blatant

>> No.72331197

this time for sure, sister!

>> No.72331206

Is this an anti general?

>> No.72331220

>>72331022
Shrimps and their "we are not actually Holo fans" routine, always outing yourselves

>> No.72331241

>>72331206
Its where all vtuber antis congregate

>> No.72331275

>>72331132
>I only watch hololive buddy
Yeah, thats why you and you-alikes are content with this status quo shit

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>>72331220
If your oshi isn't miko or korone then you aren't a hololive fan

>> No.72331297

>>72330668
That's not true at all. People are talking about relax time figures, and that's a good example. Suisei talked about being involved in the process of them making her figure, like telling them to reduce the chest size after she got a sample back.
They're involved in most merch, just not the generalized merch in the store.

>> No.72331336

>>72331275
I'm not gonna watch your 2view whore no matter how much you seethe

>> No.72331434

>>72330869
Your feelings are irrelevant. I'm just explaining why people call her a mascot or icon. Their intent is to make chumbuds feel bad.

>> No.72331444

>>72331076
That reminds me of the clip with La+, she looked down and her hair stood up like a teenagers dick with 0 physics, in fact it defied physics, can't find the clip, it was funny though showing how bad Covers tech is

>> No.72331458

>>72331434
Any chumbud that feels bad about being a chumbud isn't a chumbud. They are weak.

>> No.72331491

>>72331010
Well they're made by Bandai, so it's not exactly some small insular company

>> No.72331507

>>72331444
>bad
Soul. I like Noel's singing because its soulful

>> No.72331525

>>72331458
or just not a pathetic enough to willfully debase themselves like that

>> No.72331531

>>72331022
not him, but why does he not have a "true oshi"? Because his oshi is a JP member? Are you stupid?

>> No.72331574
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72331574

>>72331525
Look anon, we watch vtubers.
You should get off your high horse.

>> No.72331592

>>72331010
Mori has one

>> No.72331609
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72331609

I like Hololive, but I only love Gura

>> No.72331617

>>72331531
Because he's a shitposting nijinog who doesn't have an oshi, retard.

>> No.72331621

I love Gura.

>> No.72331662

>>72331076
Not only is that not real-time, but it looks bad and uncanny like most fake chinese "anime".

>> No.72331671

>>72322409
is super-groupies the brand name? I've never heard of them before so i cant tell what kind of quality they are. Id also rather spend a thousand dollars on a gura seiko than something like this but i still might get it. It's a bummer it's not shipping until december but i guess that's par for the course.

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72331683

>>72331574
yeah, fair enough

>> No.72331686

>>72331531
He was being vague about his oshi and just went for the "its a jp member". I'm not sure if I believe him.

>> No.72331692

>>72331592
Mori even has an outfit that fits the image, though, all big titty negligee like. She doesn't have the branding(?) restrictions Gura does, who had to fight for her own daki.

>> No.72331706

>>72331671
Seiko is a meme

>> No.72331738

keep seething sisters, I will buy 3 more watch

>> No.72331780

>>72331738
I want to wear 5 gura watches on my right arm

>> No.72331841

>>72331662
You don't know what you are talking about, no it is not realtime but it is rendered from mocap data, just like Kanaru...and no, it does not look "uncanny"

Also, here is another example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcRGPmEawmk

Thats a real human doing the mocap dance, i guess you will claim it's uncanny too. BTW, you are not cool just because you automatically hate everything non-Hololive...

>> No.72331866

>>72326854
Exactly vote with your wallet. I am gonna skip this like the plush tail. Its too much. I got the finma and the pop up soon cause I wanted them. But I am not gonna sit on here and bitch about it. Move the fuck on.

>> No.72331892

>>72331706
yeah i mean their current stuff isnt as good as it was but it's still a decent and recognized brand. I was considering a grand seiko for a while. This watch is just some no name brand with a japanese movement in it

>> No.72331896

>>72331458
I think anyone that that claims to be a chumbud while pretending like things are great and that they don't care if she doesn't stream is a liar.

>> No.72332006
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>>72331896
this image always comes to mind when I see posts like that

>> No.72332020

>>72331896
Who said things are great? You can choose if you want to be sad. The weakbuds CHOOSE to be sad

>> No.72332039

>>72331592
Huh. You're right.
I wonder who decides which holos to give relax time figures? It isn't based on popularity. Pekora doesn't have one either.

>> No.72332075

>>72332006
This shrimp didnt read the Enchiridion by Epictetus

>> No.72332089

>>72331686
that's fair

>> No.72332096

>>72332020
>You can choose if you want to be sad. The weakbuds CHOOSE to be sad
Calm down Marco Pierre White

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Shark is borken, don't worry I can fix her

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>>72332118
I can put her back together, I have the technology!

>> No.72332176

>>72331738
I'm not a sister, but I doubt your entire village even makes enough money in a month to be able to afford just one, ESLchama.

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We are so back

>> No.72332187

I believe that there are an equivalent amount of Gura supporters and Gura antis on this board, so whenever she gets brought up it always gets a ton of engagement. It almost doesn't matter what the content of the thread is, as long as it's about Gura it will reliably get replies. Therefore, Gura will never become irrelevant on this platform as any action she does will create at minimum a dozen threads.

>> No.72332202

>>72332118
10 piece puzzle, are you retarded or something?

>> No.72332250

>>72332096
https://youtu.be/hNJ5gnFXmhs?t=16

>> No.72332345

This thread is pure garbage, NEXT

>> No.72332362

>>72332187
I saw at least 5 threads advertising her watch. Shit is crazy, antis are pretty much free advertising

>> No.72332384

>>72332362
They are fucking retards

>> No.72332429

Gura is in love with me.

>> No.72332475

>>72332429
I made this post

>> No.72332481

>>72332384
"They are retards for wanting to interact with Gura instead of buying 1 dollar worth of acrylics from West Taiwan and an 10 dollar OEM watch for 230 bucks", logic isn't ATM yesbuds strongsuit

>> No.72332511

GURA GET BACK HERE YOU LAZY ASS MFER

>> No.72332529

>>72331841
>you don't know what you're talking about
>it's exactly as you said
Lol.
I never said it wasn't mocapped, retard. I said it wasn't real-time. You were comparing it to Hololive real-time 3D, which is stupid.
And yes, I think it looks uncanny. I don't like the art style. It looks like something from a Korean MMO or some Playstation game made by Chinese devs.

>> No.72332554

The seethe this little shork girl generates by doing literally nothing is incredible.

>> No.72332564

>>72332481
I said they were retards for giving someone they hate free advertisement you stupid triple faggot. KYS ESL monkey

>> No.72332630

>>72332529
>>it's exactly as you said
Yepp, thats not what i said...also, UE is a realtime engine you fucking retard, that particular video was chosen to be rendered, the exact same "video" could be done live, no fuck off stupid brainrot tard

>> No.72332639

>>72332481
No but I think the seethe is good at creating enough buzz about her watch

>> No.72332663

We are so back to ghosting!

>> No.72332726

>>72330396
She had to fight for the daki a fight she lost once before

>>72331297
Incorrect she complained about it being too sexual, yes the sexual relax time figure, so they gave her a jacket or something. She did mention the boobs but didn’t actually change it. They should’ve just gave it to Gura or literally anyone else

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>>72332481
>10 dollar OEM watch for 230 bucks
Just because the movement is only like $5-10 doesnt mean that's what the watch would cost. The only other gura themed watch ive seen is one like this from aliexpress but the styling on it is much worse and has unknown movement. I do wish this watch was more like $100 or so but it does seem to look nice enough such that people wont know it's a vtuber watch unless you tell them. The trident second hand is nice.

>> No.72332828

>>72331617
You’re feeding schizos. If they admit to hating gura ignore them it’s not like the jannies will help

>> No.72332931

>>72331892
So the only clothes you buy are luxury brands?

>> No.72332940

It'd be nice if they'd announce that world class surprise already, maybe something nice for once, come on Taiwan hurry the fuck up.

>> No.72333070

>>72332940
Gura crocks made by Nike, rebook or adidas

>> No.72333117

>>72332741
>Just because the movement is only like $5-10 doesnt mean that's what the watch would cost.
The movement is 3 dollar, probably much lower for OEM:s who buys per crate. Then simple casting for the casing (made out of cheap steel), then the links that is produced cheaply in mass quantity, i truly don't think that watch cost more than 10USD to buy from an OEM. The only thing that raise the cost a couple of dollars more than the OEM version is the custom watch-face but not by a significant amount. Cheap materials, cheap labour, OEM manufacturer, ofcourse it isn't expensive to produce

>> No.72333205

>>72332187
I think most of you really fail to realize that 95% of Gura's antis are former fans that feel incredibly hurt by how she's treated us over the years.
The worst part is I can start to feel it now too because of the last 6-7 months and things like this merch drop.
What are the biggest moments with Gura these past 7 months? Besides holofes, which everyone participates in, every big thing involving Gura was either a sponsorship or a collab with some large company. She only streamed about a dozen times. We don't matter to her any more. All she cares about is money. Being with her fans couldn't be a lower priority for her.

>> No.72333267
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https://twitter.com/AjisaiEilh/status/1772193923257299438

>> No.72333270

>>72332741
No anon you’re retarded that singular piece is the only thing that matters. It’s why every watch that uses the same movement is the exact same price no matter the brand. Either that or schizos have never had the money to buy anything in their lives. Coin toss really

>> No.72333292

>>72333205
Please show your bushy pucci.

>> No.72333335
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>>72333205

>> No.72333397

>>72333070
They have factories in china so it’s Chinese trash or that’s just the schizos talking

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>> No.72333420

>>72333117
What even is the OEM version of this watch? I thought more of the dial had raised portions which would add more to it but it is mostly flat besides the diamonds and 2 dots. The second had is the most unique part.

>>72333270
It's by far the most important part but it's definitely not the only thing that matters. It is a shame it doesnt at least have sapphire crystal and water resistance more than just splash

>> No.72333459

>>72333397
No, you're right, they're probably high quality space age crocs.

>> No.72333463

Stay mad sisters, I will buy 10 more watches and wear them on my wrists, elbows, knees, ankles, neck, and cock

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>> No.72333503

>>72333070
Speaking of crocs, i tried the online ordering thingy on their website, choose 2 jibblets then when i finished my order it was 800 dollars, like holy fuck wtf is going on? 800 bucks for plastic crap? Turns out their store automatically had put in 100 items of each jibblits i choose, freaking scam company

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>>72333463
I'm not mad, just disappointed.

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>> No.72333613

>>72333117
What about a mineral rock glass with a silver casing? 10 cents?

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>> No.72333675

>>72333463
Well in that case can I borrow some money richbud. I promise you’ll get it back

>> No.72333774
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Is it true that Gura has sex with dogs?

>> No.72333835

>>72333205
the ASMR was probably the biggest moment

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>>72333774

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>>72333774
ye

>> No.72333887 [SPOILER] 
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>>72333292

>> No.72333946

JWU

What's going on? Saw the merch, looks cool.

>> No.72333948
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>>72295506
No, it doesn't fall at the same rate out of it having more resistance. Resistance is generated by unmoving air on the path of the fall resisting being shoved out of the way by the falling object. So it's to do with the shape of the object than the mass. If it catches more air, it has more resistance, and vice versa.
Once you remove the air, and with it the air resistance, all objects fall similarly fast because gravity accelerates individual mass units equally.
The difference that can be sensed would be how much force it takes to suspend the object as a whole from falling. But, the amount of force it takes to suspend the same amount of unit mass from falling would be the same. That's the gravitational coefficient, which changes depending on how close you are to objects with mass. The more mass an object has, the more gravitational force/pull it applies to you. The sun for example, is so massive it pulls the earth to stay in orbit around it.
Oh, and it doesn't matter how many objects are being pulled, they all get the same pull if they're the same distance from the object that is pulling them.
And by the same distance, usually it's simplified to the distance to the center of mass of the object. Spheres, presumably like the earth and many other planets and stars, have a center of mass right in the middle.
So interestingly, if you somehow could go to the center of the earth, and both not die and can move freely like a ghost through the iron core, it should feel like zero gravity.
Though maybe if you're a ghost you'd feel zero gravity anywhere since you're floating, and also because you don't have any mass.
or wait, light particles has no mass but they still are pulled in by blackholes.
would ghosts also be pulled into blackholes?

>> No.72333962

>>72333774
https://litter.catbox.moe/fidhl0.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/axy9cx.png
ye

>> No.72333966

>>72332630
Yes it is. I said that it wasn't real-time and then you told me I was wrong and that it's like Kanauru and not real-time.
Mocaping something doesn't mean it's real time, you fucking idiot. Most 3D animation is mocapped nowadays. Cover's 3D stuff is mostly all real-time with no post-processing or finalization. The video you showed is not a real-time simulation. It has after effects and physics models applied to the mocap data after it's been recorded and then the final video is rendered and exported in-engine. That's not what hololive 3D is, you stupid monkey.
You were correct however when you said it's like Kanauru, because none of his videos are real-time either.
And the reason I think it looks like shit doesn't have anything to do with the engine. I think it looks like shit because of the art style.

>> No.72334067

>>72333962
But that's Gabby.
No, Gabby is not Gura, retard.

>> No.72334073

>>72333962
W-why is the dog wearing a condom? And just in general wtf is going on in these images? Strange.

>> No.72334084

>>72332726
Regardless, the point was that Suisei had input during its production process just like other holos do for the majority of their merch.

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