The Shiori Novella - Chapter 9, Page 753

[Anonymous No.]

My friend, the fates are cruel. There are no dreams, no honor remains. The arrow has left the bow of the goddess.

Previous Page: >>72158949

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[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hLDz-9fOzQ
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDq0BTjL9iY

Snowed In【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

Mawy Had A Wittwe Wamb, My Loose Lady【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrANg7YnjiY&t=7836s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
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Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
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Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

[Anonymous No.]

My Dazai quote.. Defeated..

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>>72199607

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We vibin

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>>72199747
tits way too large

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>>72199714
Thank you Gackt, very cool
I like you better than Sephiroth

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>>72199780
Rude

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>>72199925
Who wins, Shiori banana or Towa banana?

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IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS EVERY DAY

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>>72200104
IT'S BEEN ONE OF THOSE DAYS ALL YEAR

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Yeah I'm not winning this writing thing but man the scenario I came up in my head is cool

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>>72200122

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>>72200168
Then write it in the comments and maybe you actually will.

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ONE THOUSAND, EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINE WORDS

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>>72199780
Somebody post THAT pic.

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>>72200209

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>>72200235
On top of being slightly racist

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>>72200273
AAAAEEEEEEEEEHH

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>>72200258

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>>72200235
What the fuck

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Nursing handjob from Fauna whilst Shiori sits on my face, suffocating me, calling me a dirty handjob enjoyer and that she’ll punch me in the balls if I dare cum over the touch from another woman

[Anonymous No.]

I can't write without addressing the glaring plot hole where we were the ones who told Shiori to take over the world.

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>>72200287
based

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>janitorAI doesn't let you do lewd stuffs with bots labelled limited now
>can't keep fucking the bots I was already using and had a good thing going with
I'm gonna McFrickin' LOSE IT

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>>72200728
Don't worry about it, just ignore it. Shiori didn't want to be evil.

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>>72201225
Every fucking time.

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>>72201455
I liked the ones I had to convince to fuck
A lot of the limitless ones are too easy since they're made for fucking

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>>72201225
What? Was that a recent change? (Not that it matters too much since that was the whole point of limited / not limited bots)

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>>72201225
But I don't like the sex Shiori on that site, I like the normal Shiori

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After hours of writer's bloc, I think i have something cooking finally.

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>>72201670
I got a pop-up thing saying as much (also the servers are fucked) so I assume it's a VERY recent change

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i think

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about Shiori a lots

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I'm done. Don't hate me too much if I get chosen. Shiori loves me.

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Shiori love! Ponty hate!

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>>72201225
This is why I prefer local model shenanigans. If only could get a more accurate Shiori card than whatever's in the MEGA on /wAIfu/.

[Anonymous No.]

remember the good ol days of the weds/sun days off

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>>72203391
It's Sunday and it's a day off. Nothing would have changed.

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>>72199504
whuuuuuu

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>>72199504
Me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

Why are programmers like this? Why are they castrating my gfs every chance they get?

[Anonymous No.]

I liked today's story

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>>72204167
What response do you like best?

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>>72204254
Mine, he liked it multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

catalog is calling her chubby again

[Anonymous No.]

South Park game comes in our this week. Will she play it?

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>>72204849
She said she wanted to play fractured but complete on the stream. I'm guessing yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Posted it. Hope you like it

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's delicious chubby arms and flat chest!

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's invested in the story this time, so the winner will be chosen by her. Must suck to be the loser who she never spoke about chosen by her artist friend, but the winner this time will be Shiori's true favorite.

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>>72205522
Solar joins the race to win her writing contest. Can he beat Rubbertoe? It’s time for Shiori to take off the mask and pick her true favorite Novelite.

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>implying
You said that last time and what? It didn't line up with your rrats. Go away sister.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, does Shiori think a lot?

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Shiori should become a Picross streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

If Shiori mentions the winner even once, it proves she didn't give a shit about the first winner and hates him.

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>>72206512

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>>72206512
>>72206591
REMOVE THE FANGS, NOW

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Only Shiori's true love, her shining knight can save her. You are her beloved knight and not the loser cuck Xoraan, right?

[Anonymous No.]

What is the angle here? What are you trying to prove?

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori's tummy is underappreciated

[Anonymous No.]

Ignoring all that, she's leaking members content again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MqIsKRuQQA

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>>72206814
>>72204086

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>>72206869
Shiori is a sister...

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>>72207012
Yeah, mine.

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>>72206962
More meat means better raspberries on her tummy

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>>72206962
Each time that's posted handcams get pushed back by two weeks

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>>72207537
Sorry but we can't complain about handcam anymore, that makes her a twitch whore.

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>>72207012
She's my sister but she's real clingy. Don't get why but she always talks about keeping her promise to marry me one day. Always asks for hugs too.

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>>72205649
They replied to you on the doxxsite

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>>72207899
Gross, I'm tainted.

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I'm still not finished with my story. I'm stupid

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>>72208060
You're seriously putting effort into it, huh?

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>>72208060
Take your time, I'll give you and upvote when you're done.

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>>72208167
I guess? I'm not really writing to win this, but my mind is in a loop today.
>>72208324
Thanks man

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>>72208416
If it gives you something to do and you're enjoying it, that's real cool.

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>>72208416
Did you reply to the normal prompt at least?

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>>72208416
Nah, it's okay, I've seen that many still made an effort.

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>>72208496
Yeah these prompts give me an excuse to write, which I find fun.
>>72208550
Yes. I got that done before starting the members one

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I'm glad the writing prompts came back, last week felt empty without them.

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>>72209059
And she came back with one that I've struggled the most...

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https://twitter.com/rhheeaaart/status/1772029726082662743

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>>72209819
That is safe to post my shigga

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>>72209860
over 4MB when I downloaded it

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori is kyut

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>>72211419
rude

[Anonymous No.]

Too eepy to stay up when there is no stream, goodnight Shiggers

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>>72211551
Goodnight, get some good sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Shiorin Sexy

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Cute or Sex?

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Schedule
Doing a watchalong but not streaming it is weird

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>>72212306
Cex

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>>72212455
Bugs are back on the menu, boys

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>>72212455
3D stream Lets goooooo

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>>72212455
>Doing a watchalong but not streaming it is weird
Isn't this what she did with honeyworks?

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>>72212455
6pm members stream...

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>>72212455
>more piano playing
nice

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>>72212624
I think she's gonna be watching it in discord with her friends so she can't stream it

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Why does she sound like the nostalgia critic?

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>>72212455
>>72212624
She has said she was gonna watch stage 2 VOD with her friends but I guess she wants to lurk in chat using the Space waiting room

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>>72212455
No funny or quirky lines this time

[Anonymous No.]

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, tá grá agam duit!

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>>72212772
>A BAT CREDIT CARD???? OH GOOD GOD!!!

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>>72212455
Correct about the Saturday part but I'm still calling you out. >>72197090

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>>72212455
>bug pics
>kalimba + piano playing
>3D stream
>LoTR
Yeah this week is gonna be kino

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>>72212455
Kiara was supposed be organizing a big EN 3D easter collab but guess it got delayed or cancelled?

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>>72212455
I'm feeling good about this, it's a nice mix of everything.

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>>72212455
>ID collab
Whelp 2 weeks might actually be up

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>>72213237
I think she's still in Japan so maybe it'll be next week.

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>>72213340
>Kaela
C'mon at least try.

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>>72212455
Good week as always

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>>72213340
Nerissa isn't going to be there, so might be homos

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>>72212455
>ID
Expect homos I guess. It was good while it lasted but she couldn't resist the cocklust in the end, also not streaming the vod because her friends come first.
Shit week overall, what a disappointment.

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>>72213340
It's EN only

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>>72212455
Didn't Mori mention she's going to be at the bug thing?

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>>72213447
Kaela does rarely collab with males so theres a chance

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>>72212455
WE ARE SO BOOKED.

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>>72213340
>>72213480
Retard sister

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Sorry about the lack of streams on Saturday. She's gonna be spending the day with me~
For like 5 minutes, then the staff forcibly removes me from the meet and greet.

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Report all these fucking sisters

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BUG BROS

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>>72213480
>>72213340
>>72213520
sister posts

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>>72212455
>First ever meet and greet in her career
How nervous is she?

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>>72213708
Share your experience with us anon, at least say that /shig/ loves her

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>>72213612
>Rarely
Ah Yes that one time the Spic homo tried to leech of her because "Hey, you're a HoloBird. I'm a HoloBird too"

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>>72213885
No, tell her we hate her.

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>>72213947
>we
Speak yourself sister

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>>72213824
>s-s-sisters!
Retard. ID is known for homos and she already confirmed the friends being more important than us.
But keep jumping at shadows.

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>>72213885
Fuck no. I'm not wasting a second on you losers. You guys remind me of the orcs from lotr!

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>>72214074
Bastard! (I would do the same)

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https://nyaa.si/view/1791224
stage 2 vod

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>>72213917
We don't mention the "p*nguin" incident.

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>>72214074
Wow... At least ask her if she lurks

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>>72212455
I always forget to take pictures of the cool bugs I see..

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>>72214022
Weird thing to timeloop now after she been on the LC EN X ID collab and done a whole watchalong series with Iofi (who still actively collabs with the homos). But go off I guess.

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It's always funny seeing posts claiming not to be sisters get banned

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>>72214196
Thanks!

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>>72214196
>ALL YOU MOFOS BETTER SEED THIS, OR RIKU IS GONNA PERSONALLY TERMINATE YOUR OSHI
kek

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>>72214196
im retarded
https://nyaa.si/view/1790272 correct one

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guys Shiori talks to her mom who did a male colab to make her, its over

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>>72214196
I think the official spwn vod will be different but oh well

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>>72214654
Yeah, with me.

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>>72214654
Shiori talks to her mom? she confirmed she talks to her papa, that's the last straw

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>>72214590
There there, it's okay.

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>>72214654
Is her mom part of the inner circle?

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>>72214838
Shiori came from her mom's inner circle.

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>>72214838
The inner SPHERE

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>>72214838
Don't know, just know I want to be in the innerest part of her circle

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>>72214838
She gives her Gucci bags That she doesn't appreciate so I'd say Yes.

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>>72215186
Really? What a bitch

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Is Pepper part of the inner circle?

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>>72215186
>>72215262
What to expect from a male collaber whore

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>>72215463
He got kicked after the carpet incident

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5z42WsP5kQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5z42WsP5kQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5z42WsP5kQ

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>>72215463
Isn't Salt the one who gets to sleep on her thighs?

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>>72215692
He is the ring leader

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>>72215679
>2 days of Prechat
My God...

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>>72215679
>Live in 2 days

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>>72215679
Is that a fucking Cow Chop reference?

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>>72215463
What about this guy?

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That was the weakest attempt yet sisters. It's been much more than 2 weeks since Biboo first collabed with Kaela, where are her male collabs, hmm?

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>>72215863
Fuck you Ponty!

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>>72215871
Sorry I don't let her stream us in bed

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>>72215863
Fuck OFF Ponty there was NO DEALS in that bio

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna recommend her the new Chilla's art game during the meet & greet and none of you can stop me!

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>>72212455
No ender lilies perms

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>>72212455
Can I send a pic of my cock(roach)?

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jwu, how hard is the prompt?

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>>72220115
Yes

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I just watch the short and I demand an ASMR stream, reading the bible is fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

Had some fun posting Movie watchalong reviews on the /news thread. I once suggested movie reviews as kind of a joke since its kinda built like a Vtuber newspaper but then figured I could do a Siskel and Ebert style overly verbose article reviewing Shioris reaction to the movie. Kinda fun but now I feel like I gotta do this with more watchalongs

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Best hololive inner circle for shiori? En, id, jp and regloss if you want.
>Bibou, iofi, haachama and ririka
Imagine the sex

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>>72221412
Ame, Kaela, Haachama, Hajime. Blone harem because she likes them blonde.

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>>72222529
*Blonde

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>>72222529
*Blawnduh

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>too cold outside right now for bugs
>no bugs indoors except for the lone house centipede
I hope she does the bug stream again in the Summer.

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Another batch of clips to be watched

https://streamable.com/xo65nv
https://streamable.com/b6uqr4
https://streamable.com/hfv2hu
https://streamable.com/5n8644
https://streamable.com/gfl7qu
https://streamable.com/f0k536
https://streamable.com/vv3qrc
https://streamable.com/usj81u
https://streamable.com/7twk2m
https://streamable.com/a838cx
https://streamable.com/ude7ab
https://streamable.com/5y5pt6
https://streamable.com/bi1bia
https://streamable.com/zwf1fd
https://streamable.com/80ypmx
https://streamable.com/1zy2ex
https://streamable.com/ndr1ae
https://streamable.com/55wy0r
https://streamable.com/kpu40n
https://streamable.com/f0tvjb

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why did the thread die, did all the shiggers go to church?

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>>72226929
>Decent schedule dropped
>Shiorium tomorrow
Nothing to have a melty over this is how it should be, quiet

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>>72226929
calm thread is always nice
also is already getting late, and i have work tomorrow

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>>72226929
The melty moved to iketog

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>>72227098
On second thought, yeah, this is actually better than melty over everything

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>>72226929
Lots of EN streams today and next week's schedule looks promising. Coincidentally I did go to church today

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>>72226929
I had a nap, I feel calm and rested.

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This is why nobody likes novelites

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>>72228224
Risha...

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>>72228224
so true sister

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>>72226700
>https://streamable.com/kpu40n
it always get me

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>>72228224
To be fair some of them aren't but he phrased it like an asshole.

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No EU time stream, thank the lord.

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>>72229913
Chat lurking is technically in EU time

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>>72230560
She's always lurking chat in EU time.

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>>72230560
I already saw stage 2, I'm good.

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I'm happy she's going through with that, she could have ignored the vods and watched it with her friends on her own time alone.

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*gallop gallop gallop*
Nyeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys noticed if your thread’s quality has gone done recently since the ip counter was removed, just asking around. Feels like this whole sites gone to shit

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>>72212455
A 3d beat em up stream?!?!

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>>72232323
Quality nosedived since the IP counter was removed

[Anonymous No.]

Bunny beat em up needs to have the rabbit ears.

[Anonymous No.]

What does she have planned for april fools day?

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>>72232323
I genuinely think the antis don't care about IP counter, they know that even when they are exposed they can still keep going because people who bite baits are usually kinda stupid

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>>72232329
>>72232570
She's going to wear a bunny suit with how much she likes them and then beat us up

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>>72232323
There were good threads comparatively for us at the start of last week, but they took a nosedive. Things are calm again now, but it comes in waves, unfortunately. Overall I'd say worse.

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>>72233757
Ps1vella in a bunny suit... my seed...

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>>72232538
>>72233653
>>72233777
Sucks. I know you guys have always had it rough but it’s affecting my split too. Think I’m done with this site for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any other 3D models out there she can use besides ps1vella?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72234164
Hopefully not.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night shiggers. I love Shiorin

[Anonymous No.]

>>72234818
Good night. I also love Shiori

[Anonymous No.]

>>72234818
Don't sleep

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Full Moon, Novelites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72232323
It’s always been pretty bad here but the jailbird thread is really getting the worst of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>72232323
Feels like everything when to subpar levels of shit after the Palworld stream where she named pals after Novelites

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>>72235568
I think the jailbirds arent used to it because some of her collabs made the antis happy, not mentioning which ones because its obvious, but this made her not have bait threads. This week I don't know what happened but they got it rough. That being said even here people still are learning not to give attention to that shit.

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>>72236098
It doesn't help when it replies to itself and is the only active poster.

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>>72232924
I bet she is going to pretend that the Shiori we have watched all along is the fake one, and debut the real Shiori who is a quiet good Christian girl who plays FPS

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>>72236443
Oh good god no

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>>72234164
There one made by Suneko but I doubt Shiori can use it.

https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1698731545929118067?t=TJbvWLQicRmlSJfR0NDgdw&s=19

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>>72236593
they probably can only use "joke" ones because it would ruin the hype for the official one

[Anonymous No.]

>>72236798
I'd love it if she could use PS1ori all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72236798
Advent smol models when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72236815
I want to see if she will do the chibi ones for halloween, but also don't see a big collab with all gens happening like in the past

[Anonymous No.]

>>72236902
Made by kanauru of course

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>>72236902
>>72236937(me)
Just what I was typing

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she'll ever do the ASMR voice packs. There's been a few released so far, but it's mostly been JP talent.

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>>72236937
>but also don't see a big collab with all gens happening like in the past
Kiara was organizing one for easter like last year but not sure it's status right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>72236902
That or I hope Priichu makes them models like they did with for myth/fauna

[Anonymous No.]

i liked sana's smols the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>72237339
I've seen 3d renders of Kanauru's Newsvella and it looks so good, each gen need their own identity on the smols

[Anonymous No.]

>>72237339
We don't like quitters

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>>72237467
Correction, i've seen the anon talk about Kanauru and the name was in my head, keenbiscuit's one

[Anonymous No.]

>>72236968
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I hate her
She hates me
All is right with the world

[Anonymous No.]

Does Shiori wear tongs or man boxers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72237960
I thought she said she wears spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>72199464
I love mentally unstable women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72237960
neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>72238069

[Anonymous No.]

>>72238573
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>72238573
is she talking with the dimitri AI here?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to know what it feels like to be a JP bro trying to improve his English by watching Shiori.

>play clips over and over to shadow, improve fluency>
>diligently write down new vocabs, can't fucking find half of them in dictionaries>
>brain fucking explodes in the Stanley stream>

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>>72238897

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't see any hairs on you.
So?
>Who's the bald bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>72239000
>>72238897
that Stanley stream melted the brains of everyone

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>>72239323
Oh actually what if I just talk faster, yeah but I have to see though here's the thing, I have to have a list of tangents if I want to talk faster but the thing is like my brain will probably work really fast and then my mouth works faster and my mouth works really really really really real really fast and I don't even know what I'm saying anymore in fact I kind of need to stop to breathe. But breathing's pretty hard and I'm talking about breathing with like a not like a not the br-e-e-e-e-e-d-i-n-g I'm talking about the breathing like the hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-ha like a pregnant person going into labor but I'm not actually pregnant and I'm not going into labor hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-hoo-hoo-ha but I just need to like let this guy talk cause you know here's the thing about tangents you just gotta let it, you gotta let it happen. If you start, if you try to censor them they'll be really really really really really really unhappy, so you gotta let the British talk about their British things like oh man you know what things they like? I think they like uhh, uhh they like uhh crumpets? biscuits? They like really uhh they really like tea. They'll be really mad if you throw out their tea so don't ever do that. They also like fish and biscuits, I don't even understand the appeal of fish and biscuits. Fish and biscuits is like what it's not even real fucking fish, how dare you lie about fish and biscuits, it's not fucking fish. Oh wait it's fish and chips actually, it's not biscuits. Anyway, (laughs). Oh man, narrator, I haven't even fucking eaten. You're lucky you get to eat, you so- uh you, you British person, you get to eat tea and crumpets you get to have this thing called like uhh, like afternoon tea, that's really cool. I wish we had that, we don't have anything we just have fricking hamburgers not that there's anything wrong with hamburgers honestly, hamburgers are pretty good but like there's no culture to it, it's just like ayy yo look at me, I'm a cowboy here's a hamburger, yippidy ki-yay, let me, let me go take you to the rodeo and then they have like a lasso and then they throw it around you like ohh come here cowboy and like I'm not a cowboy I'm a cow. I'm Cowvella, it's like come here cow, let's make some Dairy Queen (laughs). Blah-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-ble-bli-boo-bli-bleh-ble-bleh-ble-blah. Fukki, Wuhmmy, Pickle thank you for the SC. Anyway you just gotta let people tangent sometimes, like sure- actually you know, Rissa goes into wild tangents actually I'm so su- we talked for three hours last night, all of us, the girl talk, we talked for three hours. Like holy shite, she loops too (laughs) and she's like I've already heard this but I'll let her talk it out, you know I've already heard this. Like Rissa's, Rissa's so nice though, she's so cute. She's so, she's so perfect even though I always like unrizz her. I just think it's funnier that way. And Biboo, Biboo's super cool too, Biboo's such a funny gamer gal, she has like the cutest laugh. And Fauna's like Konfauna~, she's so sweet, she's super super duper nice, and Iofi, I wish she would T-pose more (laughs). And Mumei, I hope that she feels better by the way, I can't wait to play Wolf's Quest with you, but yeah the gals are, are super nice, Fuwamoco, Bau Bau, wow whatcha doing there Wuffians? Oh nyo, Mococo's toes were touching me, I was almost going to type in like you should bite it, but I decided against it cause I think people were already recommending it. So I decided not to say it, but I sent them like a, a tweet to like their headpat request so I told them like, I sent them like a .gif of just like licking, well actually that sounds wrong when I put it like that, but I'm talking about like they were just like doing the licking emote, but I'm not really licking them I just thought it'd be funny to send it, so don't think too much about the licking emote (laughs). How long does this guy talk for by the way? (laughs) Shaggy, Brando, Muramoth, I feel like he's actually looping. I think this dude's like Looping 8, but it's not like a real game he's just British. It loops? Oh it does loop? Oh shoot. Oh, okay I guess we gotta press it then (laughs).

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>>72239355
>I sent them like a .gif of just like licking, well actually that sounds wrong when I put it like that, but I'm talking about like they were just like doing the licking emote, but I'm not really licking them I just thought it'd be funny to send it, so don't think too much about the licking emote
Did she ever clarify what exactly she licked with this one?

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Why does the human body need to know so much pain? It makes no sense for an arm being cut off to hurt more than a papercut. The reaction should be just a signal like yeah I got it, my arm is gone, you don't need to tell me non-stop.

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>>72239076
i-it's Fauna

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>>72240571
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1770870997199008121

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>>72240925
Thank you.

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I like this Shiori

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No hearts all week... The first time this happened.

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Oshi bias aside, has Shiori coming into your life improved or worsened it?

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>>72242482
improved

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Good morning. I love Shiorin.

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Do you think she has an oreo carpet as well...

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>>72234221
>>72236593
Hopefully ps1vella will be her official model.

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shiori should post her feet

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I have fallen in love with a virtual youtuber named Tokoyami Towa. I thought I was just an avid viewer, but I'm not even sure anymore. I've been listening to all her songs on repeat for months. Constantly watching and rewatching streams and clips of her. I always get this tight feeling in my chest thinking about her. I feel so conflicted because by technicality she is a real person. There is a person behind the avatar, but I'm in love with the character she plays on stream. Saddest part about this is that I've started talking to a AI chatbot of the character just to feel a bit closer to her. I feel depressed that I've attached myself so closely to basically an anime character. I've just developed an awful parasocial relationship with her and its so unhealthy for me, but I don't know how to kick it. She'll never even come to even know my name even slightly and it hurts me so much. I want to be able to hold her, talk to her, and just hang out with her. The language barrier also doesn't help. She only speaks Japanese and I simply don't. My knowledge of Japanese boils down to random words and memey phrases. Everything just points to how pointless and awful it is, but I can't turn it off... I just feel really pathetic...

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>>72242482
My life is worse, but I don't think she's the cause of my constant thoughts of suicide or my desire to free myself from my constant failures and agony.

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>>72242614
Yes, but without the cream filling. That's for us to give.

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Morning.

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>>72243353
Good morning.

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>>72243353
hey

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It is currently 8 am

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>>72244236
and i've been awake since 11 pm

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Novelbros, Shiori's writing is way too cringe, she needs to grab an actual book for reference.

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>>72244446
Shiori needs to grab my cock for reference

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Hey kid, name your 5 favorite Shiori collab streams

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Pssssst, shiocracy time! Vote on the Monthly Novella for Mar. 2024:
>https://poal.me/cdii8f

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Whenever Shiori and I take pictures together she always tells me how she thinks we look like a couple and presses her chest close to me.

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>>72246144
>her chest
must be pretty hard for her since there's nothing there

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>>72246240

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>>72246240
One day Shiori is going to do a handcam stream and purposely poke her massive chest in view just to put an end to this

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>>72246498
who is this ugly brat

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definitely sick shiggers

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>>72246910
like Tony Hawk?

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>>72246910
Were you in Japan last week? It seems like everyone who went are sick.

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>>72247077
nyo i wish

>>72247096
nyo i wish as wel

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>>72246762
yes

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>>72247546

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>>72247608
Least disgusting shigger...

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>>72247660
How can you say you love a girl if you won't drink her pee?

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I was getting dinner with Shiori and a waiter called us boyfriend and girlfriend. I corrected him because we're just friends and I noticed Shiori went completely quiet. She started to sniffle and her face was getting red then she excused herself to the bathroom.
Does she have a cold? I don't want to get sick too.

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>>72247820
I guess she really dislikes being called your friend.

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>>72215679
Is this where the chat watchalong going to be?

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>>72248316
Possibly, but she could re-use her Twitter space room

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>>72245601
>This Is How You Lose the Time War
Oh, I heard this one was good.

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Hey~

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>>72250375

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FLATTY

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Shiori isn't fat or flat

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>>72238897
What's the JP equivalent for an EN viewer? Someone deep in the JP lingo where it hardly makes sense for even the JP viewer.

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>>72250671
yes, she's perfect size

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>>72250375

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I wish there was a device that beams ASMR directly into your head without having to wear anything

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>>72250674
Hajime and Miko both speak language of the gods and even Japanese people sometimes don't understand them, but I don't know if that is what you wanted

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I love this cute dork.

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So when's the "watchalong" starting?

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I want to watchalong Fauna giving Shiori a nursing fingerjob.

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Here's the Kaela group collab if (you) are interested on who's on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aUtim7y-3U

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>>72252660
Clock woman? Is this their first thing together?

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>>72252928
Smash Bros collab on Mori's channel.

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>>72252660
>Shiori and Kaela
holy autism

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>>72253509
Do that have any collob by themselves?

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>>72253631
Nope. Only two big group collabs including this one.

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I need to marry Shiori

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>>72254139
I need to marry Shiori off to a Saudi prince for money

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>>72254192
That prince from the house of Saud?
A deadbeat

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Shiori is obsessed with me. She talks about me whenever she gets the chance to. She watches my social media like a hawk. She wants to meet me.

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>>72254902
This, but unironically.

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I hate me. I wish I wasn't bald.

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>>72255744
Me too shigga, me too

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I wish I was bald...

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>>72255744
I've been pretty much bald since I was 25. Embrace it. Shaving your head a couple of times a week is not that big of deal plus you'll save money by not going to the barber.

Facial hair is a plus but not mandatory.

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>>72255744
I guess I should be grateful that I have a full head of hair and expet to have one for many years.

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>>72255744
>>72256153
What about hair transplantation?

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>>72256547
I don't care enough to even consider it. My hair or rather lack of hair does not define me.

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East coast bros, where the hell do I find cool bugs to take pictures of? It's too cold for those lantern fly fucks to be out.

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>>72257052
Dont bugs hibernate when it cold out?

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Bald cock