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>CHILDHOOD is when you want to be nurtured, tittfucked and breastfed by Nerissa
>TEENAGE YEARS are when you want a menhera goth shiori,simply thirsting for sex, while seeking an adventure that will unknowingly shape your future
>Bijou is when you get that early midlife crysis in your late 20's, when you realise that this is your life from now on and that you are getting old, but refuse to accept it. You feel your peers getting more and more boomer like while having a harder time connecting to the younger gen, and out of desperation you try to cling to your last drop of youth, refusing reality.
>finally, once you've completed the cycle of life and fully accepted the cards you were given by destiny, you become an Adult. Adulthood is when you just want to bau bau and cuddle with Fuwamoco, have your smile protected, and shitpost on /vt/.

At which stage in life are you currently?

>> No.72169244

>>72168806
yeah

>> No.72169271

Ruffians like to larp as "ojisans" but the majority of them are under 30.

>> No.72169324

>>72169271
I am an actual wizard and I love FWMC

>> No.72169364

>>72169271
I dont facken know why. I'm 33 and life sucks. It's so much better being a 20something

>> No.72169429

>>72168806
>At which stage in life are you currently?
yes

>> No.72169433

>>72168806
And BABY YEARS is when you want breast milk from Fuwawa, full circle

>> No.72169523

>>72169271
One thing I noticed about these "ojisans" is how often they like to mention they are ojisans or how something is made/built for ojisans. what a bunch of attention whores

>> No.72169561
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>>72169433
I would rather drink it from the source but man I fucking love this picture

>> No.72169782

>>72169433
what about mococo?

>> No.72169927

>>72169782
I'm sorry Mogo-jan you have no milk but I would love to cuddle in your tummy and hug your tail

>> No.72170073

>>72169782
I often daydream about myself being 3 yo terribly scared of my babysitter Mococo because she just look terrifying even though she’s trying to amuse me, and running for my safety shelter, Fuwa’s soft bosom.

>> No.72170161

>>72170073
Diving headfirst into Fuwawa's cleavage...

>> No.72170273

>>72170161
>there there poor little Ruffian, did Moco jan bully you again? What a bad dog..
>whaey!

>> No.72170297

I stopped watching FWMC, because Ruffians are pure cancer and ruin the experience.

>> No.72170355

>>72170297
bau bau

>> No.72171523

>>72168806
forgot to add the part where you want to go back into nerissas warm womb representing safety

>> No.72171557

>>72169561
i wish that was me

>> No.72171601

>>72171523
The unbirth fetish is way too underrepresented. Nerissa seems like the perfect candidate for it

>> No.72171723
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>>72171601
good taste

>> No.72171961

>>72168806
So you’re a diaperfag?

>> No.72172282

I am 30 and Biboo is the cute daughter I'll never have.

>> No.72172378
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>>72169271

>> No.72172922

>>72172378
Fuwawa is the oji-san's oshi...

>> No.72174559

>>72170273
>looking out scared from Fuwawa's big cleavage

>> No.72174793

>>72172378
Complete bs . Any age stat is padded by kids putting in completely different ages

>> No.72174954

>>72174793
To some degree yes, but not in sufficently large anonymized data aggregations

>> No.72175330

>>72174954
Y’all not “ojisans” bro most of fuwamoco are at most millennials like mid maybe late 20s

>> No.72175430

>>72174793
You have no way to prove that ruffians are lying about their age. You're only saying it because you can't reconcile being wrong. 42 year old Ruffian here

>> No.72175506

>>72175430
bau bau wise one

>> No.72175511

>>72175330
>Y'all
fucking kill yourself
now

>> No.72175598

>>72175330
>Y’all
kys

>> No.72175695

>>72175511
>>72175598
Stop larping as ojisans
>>72175430
Go to bed old man

>> No.72175727

>>72171523
>>72171601
The few that does that type of ASMR properly are great for the maximum healing.

>> No.72175824

>>72175727
Any recommendations?

>> No.72175901

Fuwamoco are BUILT for kissless, lonely and awkward Oji-sans who need their broken hearts healed by a sugary overdose.

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72176138

>>72175824
Tuna
https://www.youtube.com/@nekonametuna

>> No.72176351

>>72169271
under 20*

>> No.72176438

I dunno OP, I grew out of Blues Clues before age 10. Sounds like you might be in arrested development.

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>>72176138
kino

>> No.72176783

No one is going to say anything about being titfucked by Nerissa?

>> No.72176971

>>72176438
people who are underage often want to be seen as adults.

>> No.72178005

>>72176783
say what? I would love that
you don't want to?

>> No.72178471

>>72176640
Yep

>> No.72180958

>>72168806
All of them

>> No.72181773

>>72176138
never knew stuff like this exists. thanks man

>> No.72182864

>>72169364
Anon if you were magically turned 20 again right now you'd still be a lonely virgin, face it. You'd probably be worse off since people's standards have skyrocketed with the rise of tinder and other dating apps.

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>>72176138
bruh

>> No.72184889

>>72184297
You should see the non-Youtube content then

>> No.72185414

>>72168806
Well into mid-life crisis, have accepted that my smile is beyond saving now, and back to watching Biboo as a surrogate daughter because I'll never have a real one.

>> No.72186209

>>72168806
Adulthood is when all you want to do is marry Nerissa and knock her up.

>> No.72186247

I'm 34 but I'm reasonably certain I still want to titfuck nerissa

>> No.72186719

>>72176351
True, I'm actually 18 desu.

>> No.72187572
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>>72168806
I was immediately drawn to Biboo due to her gamer sense and banter skills. I followed FWMC as best as possible, but Biboo streams an average of 6 hours+ daily so I didn't catch up with them until this year. I've fallen pretty hard for them, so I guess I spedran this process (I just turned 34).

>> No.72188036

>>72168806
By this OP's definition, I am literally a manchild. I'd like a combination Fuwawa-Nerissa nursing handjob please.

>> No.72188091

>>72184297
This woman sticks microphones up her vagina so you can hear the inside of her womb. I can forgive her for the distasteful cuckold ASMR

>> No.72188236

>>72182864
>You'd probably be worse off
NTA but nah, I had hair and no back pain.

>> No.72189545

>>72168806
shut the fuck up retard. ruffians are a cancer.

>> No.72191195

>>72188091
And one day I will watch one of the videos where she sticks a camera up there.

>> No.72192676

>>72169561
Bibou pov?

>> No.72192734

>>72192676
No mine

>> No.72192821

>>72188091
That’s just gross

>> No.72196413

>>72168806
towa stage

>> No.72198533

>>72176138
nice

>> No.72200220

>>72168806
It is childish to think to grow up means rejecting "childish things."
You are always a child, growing up means becoming the adult that takes care of the child you.
A properly age person is at all stage in life at once.
The correct answer is all of the above.

>> No.72201748

>>72168806
You got FWMC and Biboo mixed up. Ruffians are the ones "refusing reality" and choosing to get coddled nonstop. Biboo is for the daughter experience. Only truly ascended ojisans can appreciate this sweet zoomer tryhard rock and want to support her and protect her smile.

>> No.72201875

>>72168806
>CHILDHOOD is when you want to be nurtured, tittfucked and breastfed by Nerissa
googoo gaga gib milkies

>> No.72202972

The day FuwaMoco does a proper ASMR stream is going to be a dangerous day. As long as they don't do the shitty kind that interacts with chat comments during it

>> No.72203110

>>72174793
Kids these days are born with Google accounts like social security cards.

>> No.72205051

>>72201748
>want to support her
Kek

>> No.72206017

>>72202972
>spoiler
Truly the worst. Ruins some otherwise great ASMR

>> No.72206479

>>72174793
I think it might be true. Fuwamoco appeals to those weird middle aged degenerates who walk around in diapers and do "age play." They're making bank off whales tapping into that fetish.

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72207166

>>72206017
>This is listed as having triggers I like
>They talk to chat

>> No.72207323

>>72168806
I'm a grown-ass man.

>> No.72207463

>>72182864
Yeah but he'd have time to change it. That's the difference

>> No.72207474

>>72176640
>Reddit frog shit

>> No.72207674

>>72169271
ojisan larping is such a funny thing

>> No.72209995

>>72184297
she is reading the fucking title of doujins not doing roleplay or fucking some faggot on stream

>> No.72213242

>>72169244
really?

>> No.72216903

>>72207166
lol

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