/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>72137713

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>72159478
I don't. I do timestamps manually when I re-watch vods

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She is in love with me and she has trouble expressing these feelings.

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>>72160409
samen

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>>72159773
Nocturnal Ameribud here, don't take this the wrong way but if a term as self-explanatory as "water heater" seems weird to you then I'm not really sure how else to translate, as I don't speak communist - we wouldn't really know what other people call it, because... we call it a water heater
How about this, do you know the term "boiler"?

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Do gura's farts ever bubble up between her cunny lips if she's sitting down and doesn't lift up a cheek to rip? What would they smell like?

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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Gurass

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>>72160639
we don't have boilers here, or basements, or attics. just spiders. dunno what a boiler actually is either, all i know is it's a thing in the basement and it heats the house or some shit and runs on coal or i dunno what the fuck. lol. i just have normal central heating like a normal human.

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my boiler is in the same room as my washing machine and drier, so they can all make their noises in there.

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>>72159667
>koyori only cares about numbers
I understand you think it's just about numbers with her, but that was always a meme. She was like Kiara in that she was insecure about getting low views for her music or being behind other holos, even if she was one of the top superchatted and top watched ones.
She always put her fans first and was always mindful of their feelings. She wanted them to love her and said that all the time. She promised she would never collab with males. Things like meeting Kiryu's VA or going on Gariben Girl V were interviews. This is different.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>72160093
It's very easy to not get involved in other people's drama when you don't care about anyone but yourself.

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>>72161012
this is why i'll never complain about gura not streaming enough. she could always pull something like this. but i know she won't and that's why i love her. antis say she doesn't care about us, but she cares enough to pull this shit and rub our nose in it.

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>>72162000
she is incredibly drama averse, correct.

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>>72160842
If you turn on the water and it's warm that's because it went through the boiler.

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>>72162000
>I sure am glad Gura doesn't stream, this prevents her from doing this thing she didn't do when she streamed all the time
pinnacle of retardation, not even 20 posts in

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>>72161991
yeah I wish you would be more like Gura

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>>72162269
ah, so it's a hot water system. gotcha.

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>>72162301
that's not what i said. but if you're here to get big gotchas on the internet, you sure got me oooooo. here have a cute Gura.

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>>72162450
NTA but if you have a spare 20 minutes there’s this interesting video about the design of water heaters.
https://youtu.be/Bm7L-2J52GU?si=qE-NY4ObIDkuZCyr>>72160842

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I lub Bawrgl Gob

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>>72162647
that basically is what you said
you said you'll never complain about her not streaming because she could male collab if she did, that's well past your usual unmedicated garbage

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whats tha-

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>>72162830
>because she could male collab if she did
i did not say this. i never said she would male collab if she streamed. my point is i'd rather her not stream than collab with males, if i had to choose between the two. Of course i'd like her to stream more, we all do. Stop misinterpreting what i'm saying as if it's a big gotcha on the internet, it's not impressive, and it's an underhanded talmudic pilpul tactic. that shit is fuckin gay.

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>>72162000
>as long as she only collabs with males off-stream and never tells me, then it's A-okay.
How about just wanting Gura to care about her fans, which includes both streaming and not collabing with males?

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>>72162361
You're in luck. I am like her because I don't care about you either.

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>>72163136
>this is why i'll never complain about gura not streaming enough. she could always pull something like this.
you can try to soften it with 'but i know she won't' all you want, you said what you said, that you're even at this level means you may as well hand your badge over to fucking furor, even he has more faith than you

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>>72163411
to be fair to that anon, Gura won't be streaming anyways, so it's a moot point.

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>>72163245
yeah that's why gura did the twitter space from her bed, because she doesn't care about us. that's why she flew halfway accross the globe to sing and dance and mc for us in a strange land where she doesn't speak the language, because she doesn't care about us. She slurped her saliva in our ears in ASMR and did the maid RP because she doesn't care about us.

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>>72163867
6 days of total silence again. Before the twitter space, it was a month.
people who care about you typically enjoy being around you or spending time with you.

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>>72163867
yeah her actions are confusing, she still does show affection like she used to, although rarely, but then she abandons us for months, again.
>that's why she flew halfway accross the globe to sing and dance and mc for us in a strange land where she doesn't speak the language, because she doesn't care about us.
I never asked for that. She wants to sing and dance with cute girls, I want to spend time with her.

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>>72164237
you've been arguing this shit for years. you are never going to win me over. I will always be patient for her, because she's worth waiting for. Your arguments will never ever be strong enough to overpower my love for her, so just give it up. let it go.

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>>72164308
she told us why she was away. it is you who chooses not to believe her, because you don't love her enough to believe her. You should want her to be happy, and she's happy singing and dancing with cute girls. Dunno maybe you're barking up the wrong corpo, maybe try one that doesn't do the idol thing. And when you do, that brings me one step closer to my wife.

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>>72164322
I'm not trying to win you over and I haven't "been at this" for years.
I want her to love us too, anon. But she doesn't. Her actions show she doesn't.
She's only become more distant and secretive over the years. And the hours she spends with her fans is the lowest in the company. It's not hard to understand why that might be.

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>>72164466
nta, but being away doesn't mean she can't tweet or keep us updated. We don't even know if she's okay. And we for sure don't know when her next stream is.
These are things you tell people when you care about them.

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>>72164466
what she's doing is not being a proper Idol though, Idols don't abandon their fans.

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>>72164308
also her actions are confusing to you because you have almost no frontal lobe and lack the capability for empathy. You are unable to put yourself in her shoes, unable to understand how she could have been burnt out, unable to sympathize with whatever mental shit she might have had going on. You're an npc, barely even self concious at this point. maybe it's autism, maybe it's your genetics. But you're just gonna have to accept reality, and enjoy what precious time you do get with her, because you could die at any moment, so every moment with her could be your last. I'll never take her for granted.

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>>72164602
ironic

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>>72164466
>and she's happy singing and dancing with cute girls.
No she's not. She was in Taiwan last we knew, and none of the other girls said they were with her. This was 6 days ago by the way.
The only way you'd possibly think she cares is if you have never experienced anyone caring about you before. She treats us like garbage and an afterthought.

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okay i'm bored now zzzzzzzz

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Mucho texto

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>>72162719
>Technology Connections
BASED

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>>72164602
And she has never felt the same way about you or me or any of her fans. It's clear she values her time doing other things and being around others than spending time with us. Otherwise, she'd want to do it more than hardly any at all.

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>>72162719
>>72164690
i like that one with the old toaster

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>>72164782
did you say toaster?!

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wow that's a lot of words. To bad I ain't reading those huhaha

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>>72162000
>>72162301
>>72162647
>>72162830
>>72163136
>>72163411

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>>72164782
Think mines the one about dishwashers

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>>72165196
that one was interesting.
just wish the guy wasn't such a woke faggot. but literally everyone is these days. except gura.

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>>72160388
>Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
>https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
>https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow
Is the pre-order period for the tail pillow also extended to April 3rd?

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>>72165523

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>>72164782
>>72165196
>>72165409
I like Techmoan more than that guy but he's more of an audio guy.

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>>72163867
No, she did a 15 minute Twitter Space because she knew she wouldn't be streaming for another month. With all the other girls having a stream talking about their Japan trip, it would make Gura look bad if she didn't communicate something while the fans wait another month for a stream

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>>72165586
I am still thinking if I should get the tail pillow... It's so good but the shipping price is expensive

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>>72165852
You know what? That might really be it.
Because other than the 15 minute twitter space, she hasn't spoken a word to us since the 17th.

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>>72165852
you do realise that saying bad stuff about gura to a person that loves gura unconditionally more than life itself is fucking pointless right? not sure you fully grasp what you're up against. she could divorce rape me, cuck me, false report rape and send me to jail, and i'd still probably love her till the day i die. you'll never win.

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>>72166079
What if she calls you stinky?

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samefaggotry should be bannable.

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>>72166129
then i'll punch her in the womb until she cums.

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>>72166079
can you say the same after knowing that she drops three cookies everyday?

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>>72166185

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>>72166322
it's okay, girls like it.

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>>72165989
I believe cover will release a better tail merch one day so I decided to hold it this time.

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>>72166355
I hope you like the taste of my blade.

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>>72166079
pretty big talk for a guy who said he was tired of missing her and falling out of love
didn't forget that, hard to when you're so distinctive

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>>72166403
next time you fuckin your fembud, punch her in the womb just before she cums. she'll love you for it. same reason girls like slapping their pussy hard just before they cum and sometimes after, if they're not too sensitive.

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>>72160779
SNIFFFFF

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>>72166473
I will never cheat on my wife, scum.

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>>72166433
i don't remember that. if i did say that i must've been having a fucking awful day. i'm probably less sane than you assume i am. but life gets pretty fuckin shit sometimes so who knows.

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don't open
I warned you

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>>72165586
https://twitter.com/iPASScorp/status/1771024336117530833

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>>72167233

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Cover is up to something, and I don't like it.
https://hololivepro.com/about/

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/ehe~/ got nuked :[

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>>72167769
ehe~ te nandayo?! I don't know what /ehe~/ is about

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>>72167851
I think that's kobo's thread, but I have no idea why he's here telling us this.

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It's raining here.

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>>72168451
same desu

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I wish Gura liked us.

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I love Gura more than anything!

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>>72167584
They're trying justify homos failure now that they're doing concert and financial report is coming, remember Horizontal is a failed project that literally only 4 girls willing to join so they won't make any more like that shit.

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I like Gura's front parts T u T

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Child

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>>72167584
Believe in the Dimitri Jap. He understands CGDCT

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>>72169588
He is a chumbud, he is literally here posting

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>>72169719
>:3

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>>72169871
Gura stop larping as Jap

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What are the timestamps for Gooba's performances in the 5th holofest?

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>>72170333
5, 16, and 112

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>>72170477
That's me

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>>72167584
Looks like everything is under hololive production now, homos no longer seperated. Probably means nothing but who knows, they have been pushing eceleb shit on the JP side

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I should sleep.

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>>72171082
I thought the war was won.. Now I hear of their name being whispered in the shadows again. Somehow... Omega has returned.

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>>72169588
The only power Dimitri Jap has is to make Gura not stream. Gura did not homo collab before or after him.

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>>72166079
Being a pussywhipped cuck isn't something to be proud of.

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>>72171490

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I can't escape her.

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feet

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shark

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>>72172785
Those cheeks were made to be glazed by my goom T o T

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Master of disguise

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shart

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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It's crazy when you think about it, that new fans of Gawr Gura probably don't know her as a video game streamer at all, just as the hololive icon/idol

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I wish she loved us.

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I feel like she's made me more sad than happy for a long time now.

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>>72173686
A FUCKING NERD LMAO

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I miss my shark mommy...

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>>72171293
The manipulator is active once more.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw7yxvjCaC8

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Booba huhaha

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there are no hints for the next shark sighting, right? streams or events?

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't Gooba set up a free chat on her channel?

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>>72175206
drg is probably cancelled
easter collab will probably be christmas 2.0 no show

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goob night

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>>72175633
sharkdreams

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Is Gura a real boy yet?

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I love my 7 feet tall, 250lbs, black, shemale shark wife so much <3

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I am honestly worried that i will die before i get to know the conclusion of Guras story, would be great to know how it ends, either with graduation OR back so somewhat loving being in Hololive, whatever it is, i want to know how her story ends before i am kill, which is pretty soon (~6 months)

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i think she was on the very edge of graduation during the half year or so she was awol.
maybe hololive offered her this odd limbo situation in order to keep her around, with the only requirement being that she partakes in official events

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Pedos, your oshi is a child.

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>>72176368
your favorite drama tuber misinformed you, she's an adult woman. i'm sorry to be the one who tells you this, but I felt you deserved the truth, being blinded by lies and spurred into meaningless hatred isn't good for you

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What also worries me, and i am 100% sure this will happen, whenever she eventually graduates, which will one day happen, even if she loves Hololive at 100% again, that day will come, 1 year from now, 6 year from now, whatever, BUT when that happens, unlike other members who graduates from companies, it will be the very last time we ever hear from Gura or her roommate.

Guras roommate will never show up, Gura will NOT move in with another roommate, she will simply be done being in the public eye after Hololive, probably starting a small tiny bakery somewhere which is her dream, we will never ever hear from her again, no updates, nothing, we will not know if she is okay or not, how her life turned out, nothing, poof, gone

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>>72176368
T u T

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>>72176368
Would a child really do this?

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>>72176465
as she's put effort into staying anonymous, the idea is probably exactly that, to simply one day call it quits, no ceremony, no week-long good byes like with Sana, and with no intention of trying to leech of the Gawr Gura career for future endeavors

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>>72176719
Yes only the slutty ones T u T

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MY cute small shark wife

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>>72176828
>>72176719
>>72176550
>>72176368
this guy is working over-time

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>>72176895
all me

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She prefers anal because her cun-cun is too small and tight~

TuT

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I want to sexually bully the Gawr out of Gura T u T

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>>72176719
That's Gabby with a poorly shopped tail.

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>>72177393
Guras buttplug of choice, she likes the funnies when she farts

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many cumbuds? Are they pent up because of no Gura?

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So:
Hololive JP = Japan
Hololive ID = Indonesia

Gura is listed as Hololive Ch, i thought Gura was Hololive En, why is she Hololive China?

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>>72178015
context? where are you reading this?

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>>72178121

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>>72178188
that Ch. is just short for Channel

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>>72179024
This pic really shows how stupid an xböx controller is, holy shit, PS controllers are egonomiclacly superior

[Anonymous No.]

idol gura is getting more attention by both artists and cosplayers

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>>72179376
They forgot her other outfits. This is the only time she's seen.

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I rather like that shark.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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idols don't accept drinks from shifty-looking women

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Member frame tonight, i can feel her

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>>72180829
>her
*him, sorry, forgot the HRT

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>>72180871
>him
*her, I'm genuinely retarded, please understand.

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>>72180963
True, anyone posting AI is brain dead.

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>>72181221
Why is this fucking brat always hanging around without a panty?

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witness proof gura cares about her gawr gura merch

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Is there ANY sign of life after Taiwan? Have any member mentioned being in contact with her after Taiwan? I am not sure she have left Taiwan alive

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Does Shirako taste similar to human Shirako? Anyone knows? I am curious

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>>72182474
Gura has dissipated into the ether. She will coalesce once more when a sacrifice is made.

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Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taipei?

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>>72182021
Gura is just like me

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>>72160388
Is this an avatar reference?

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>>72183614
but why

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>>72183614
>Tp rolls stuffed into a radiator
For what reason?

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>>72160388
when will she be back

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>>72184159
2 more months

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Gura

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Gooruh

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>>72184080
>>72184139
They need to be stored somewhere

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>>72184310
Gura says that will start a fire.

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>>72184661
Energy prices are insane right now so i am looking forward to some free heat in this forsaken cold weather

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Average Gura "work" year:

-3 streams average a month
-1 return stream every quarter
- several sponsorships that she has to work 5 hours for overall if she actually applied herself to it, she bloats it to hundreds
- has to travel abroad three times a year, needs 1 month of travel prep and 1 month of travel recovery every time
-can't even fucking pretend to interact with her fanbase and post some random shit like "in taipei, I ate [island chink food] uwaa", goes dead silent for weeks

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>>72184918
>-3 streams average a month
Is it really? That number seems high, feels more like 0.5 streams per month

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>>72184918
better than zero for people who actually enjoyed gura's streams, songs and personality in general

the alternative would be that she'd be gone completely, which is the antis' dream scenario because then they could enjoy their own oshis without the inferiority complex

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>>72181651
I want to lick her stinky feet so bad...

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>>72169527
They justified it last year in the most egregious way possible. They combined suisei sololive income with the debut of the homos. They also did the same for the return of hololive summer and the first homos debut. Horizontal started as a decent success though it’s unironically only worth 1/4 of Gura despite being like 10 members. It only failed when they changed it to include homos. It did show that 90% of people complaining about male collabs have no spines and don’t actually care. I hate cover and I don’t respect most hololive fans.

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I am going to the store to get some ice cream tubs, what flavour should i get? I am going to get 2 tubs but can't decide which. Please send help

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>>72184712
Might as well eat them and get some extra fiber in your diet then.

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i love that gura doesn't stream but she's still in so many peoples' minds, it's endearing not the opposite, it means she actually meant something when she was streaming regularly.

she's 1 in 10k, with how saturated streaming and vtubing has become, and to still have this staying power without imposing herself more through pumping out content is pretty unique.

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>>72184918
stop yapping here anon.. just go back to your oshis dead thread.. :D

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>>72185182
It isn’t a full sized tub but I like the Ben & Jerry’s half baked ice cream.

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>>72185017
>the alternative would be that she'd be gone completely
Why is this the alternative when Gura constantly says she loves her fanbase? No really, explain to me why the alternative isn't just Gura doing more.

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>>72171293
Well let’s start a tally from 2023 onwards
>New homos^2
>Myth had issues getting merch out but the homos did not
>2 model changes in one of if not the shortest change possible
>They were tour guides for expo
>Holizontal
>3D was on time
>They get support for music
>They got the ok for a podcast channel even though everyone else didn’t
And this is only stuff I remember people complaining in the catalog about. There was never any victory and turns out there’s only 5 trustworthy members among a group of 60

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>>72173549
What’s wrong with that

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>>72167584
The nuclear option is prepared.

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>>72185395
in what world have you lived in the past 2 years, how could possibly her doing more being the alternative with private issues and health issues has been the topic for so long for gura. she expresses that she's doing a lot every time we hear from her, she expresses she's tired every time we hear from her.

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>>72185395
Because she's not gonna to shit at a pace she doesn't want to? I think that's pretty fucking clear anon.

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>>72185401
where's that soundpost of gura going that's nice and all but I just care about the girls when I need it. I genuinely do not give a singel fucking shit what happens with whatever you're complaining about.

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>>72185452
where did it say anything was wrong about it?

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>>72179125
That’s a switch controller but you are correct

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Goob morning retards

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UuK0R11ujM

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Gura
Sharkwife

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>>72184712
Have you thought about starting a fire or just wearing extra layers

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>>72185182
Blue Bell - gooey butter cake.

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>>72185560
I just assumed since it didn’t end with gura cute

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>>72185494
Being rich streamer can be tough. Imagine family members coming to try to get your money, etc.

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More intimate time with Gura soon.

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>>72179125
It’s a switch controller and the left stick is on the bottom instead of the top like it’s supposed to be
Also I’d say don’t knock it till you try it, Xbox controllers feel comfier to me

[Anonymous No.]

How can a person be in the mid 20s and then with no irony or anything, full on serious say that she want to make wigs out of pubes? I still think about that Gura moment on an almost daily basis

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>>72185614
Goob morning faggot

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yummy baked potato. I keep meaning to buy some yams like gura does but the yams always look so decrepit compared to the deliciuos potatoes

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>>72185832
worst part I think is friendships vs who wants to exploit in some way

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>>72186433
Potatoes look like dirty rocks

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>>72186519
delicious dirty rocks

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>>72185832
Yeah, imagine how hard it is to post stuff on twitter while fighting off your cousin that's going for your wallet. Goob has it ruff

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Rocks should look clean.

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>>72186337
a comedian during her stream perhaps?

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>>72186337
Peg a pony is pretty good to, well, obvious that Gura is into pegging since she is obsessed with buttstuff but still: https://youtu.be/UfEjwIYZP30?t=46

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>>72186337
>>72186670
Gura knows what pegging is but don't know what pubes are? What the heck is up with this lady?

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>>72186944
Why the fuck is she cheating on us with a fucking crab out of all the crustaceans? That is such a low blow Gura

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>>72184918
Why did this shitposter write 1 shitty post, maybe 1 reply, then just left? Feels like all shitposters just come here, shit out 1 weak post and then just dissapear

What is the point of a shitpost when it loses steam 1 minutes later?

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gura is among the best holomems, not gonna say "the" best, but she deserves a place among the stars

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>>72160842
This is why I always laugh when Euros and Britbongs say Americans have weird names for shit, because that's exactly how I feel about so-called "central heating"
Also
>"normal"
Decadent and ngmi-pilled, it was nice knowing you Britain o7

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Alot of americans have water heaters that have an open flame, that is so insane to me, ameritards just spewing out gas 24/7 inside their home just to wash their hands once a week

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>>72187297
there isn't anything really to shitpost about gura and they know it, lol

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a fembud?

[Anonymous No.]

A fembud is Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is You.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura eat so much chocolat puddings? What is her end goal?

[Anonymous No.]

slice and dice is really fun but i dont know whether i want to buy it on my phone or on steam

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>>72187795
Are you certain (You) don't have a 24/7 gas leak, barbarian?

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>>72187297
you don't fit in any better working the other angle, you know
or maybe you do, starting to believe everyone who used to be here left after I just scrolled past 'people' seriously supposing she has it rough because her friends and family are out for her money, that I'm the only one remaining makes more sense than the rest learning not to bite bait

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Gura, since you are /here, can you atleast post something so we know that you came home safe and sound after Taiwan? I am a little bit worried, or if you don't want to directly tell us anything, have a coworker "leak" that they talked to you after you got home

Please and thank you o/

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>>72186558
Nah a lot of streamers have talked about. Imagine people you’ve know for years or decades start lying and gaslighting you trying to get money, etc. It can be tough. Happens to entertainers, actors, etc all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura

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>>72187795
They made your jerseys gay and forced a man to skip lunch because of a religion he’s not a part of. You lose

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>>72188659
Prove it; what is her favorite skittles color?

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Look at this little whore

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>>72188548
nobody here has been at the top of anything at the scale which gura has been. im guessing she's been dealing with far more shit and stress from every angle than we can imagine, its all speculation though as she's doing a fine job not letting fans in on the details. most info comes from other holomems

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>>72188548
It’s why lotto winners hide their identities now.

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>>72188800
Among holomembers gura has to be among those least qualified to be called a whore but whatever floats your anti boat

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>>72188800
Nothing whorish about that she’s thinking of me

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>>72188762
https://youtu.be/I7AfIGKGsvs?si=LiVLbJ5kyv4c5L83

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>>72188491
After seeing the posts it would not shock me if that was Gura herself posting letting us know what is going on even if most everyone here will not believe or over look it as a shit post. I will say this one thing. You don't have to give them money and money does change people Gura. Stop talking to them or even move if you have to stay away for a while. I'm sure if they really care about you they will contact you say sorry and you can make up but never and I mean never let anyone take your or your family's money.

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>>72188813
Even family members, parents, siblings, wife husband, etc can turn and become your worst enemy once you have real money. It’s crazy.

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Is this today's angle?

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I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

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>>72189034
Stop with the lies. You could not give real proof it it was looking you in the face. We need to know if she is ok and back home safe from that dangerous place.

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>>72189034
It would not suplies me if that is 100% true, i bet Gura comes here after comming and says something 100% true and all the spammers here accuse the real Gura of trolling

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>>72189119
It happens more often than not.

>>72189034
I wonder if this was part of the Deal she had with Taiwan

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Also, Gura is Hololives biggest lesbo, no contest, no one else comes even close, so it is impossible for someone to cum inside Gura

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>>72189207
>Gura is Hololives biggest lesbo
lmao just like kiara right?

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>>72189115
>dangerous place
What? Anon what are you talking about
She is safe and full of cum like a jelly doughnut :3

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>>72189263
We all know Kiara is faking, because of reps but also she sounds so tryharding coombaiting, but Gura is different, you can hear her loins start quaking everytime there is a female character on screen, she even got hot and bother over Wilma in the Scooby doo watchalong for gods sake, Gura is even lusting over the ugliest females

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>>72188951
If your spouse turns on you then that’s your fault you picked the wrong person. Everything else outside of your control. As the old saying goes “blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb.” Which pretty much means family you choose is stronger than one you’re born into.

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>>72189316
Prove? lmfao.
We know she is not home seeing how she is at Dunkin Donuts.

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>>72189369
As a pesron who knows some shit.... yeah she is gay af

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>>72189369
Also; Gura usually only says that the female characters are cute, but with Cloette or whatever her name is in Rattatuie, Gura exclaimed: "She is so freaking hot"

Can't fake that shear lust

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>>72189431
Not true. You know nothing.

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>>72189207
Kanata comes pretty close. She really wants to fuck another member at least once. Flare depending on how you view her shotacon takes

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>>72189431
Please don't post that image when Gura did not mention feet. It's inaccurate.

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>>72189561

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I really should have left when audiobud did, that was probably the ideal time to get away from both further disappointment and all of you retards

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>>72189497
NYO U

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>>72189643
proof?
Did not think so.
past streams do not count she was acting.

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>>72189554
Oh yeah? Well explain this

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>>72189642
audiobud is still here, though.
speak up, audiobud.

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>>72189725
Or this

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>>72189719
Here's your proof

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>>72189725
>>72189777
Those are good but neither of them are Gura mentioning feet. It's still inaccurate.

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>>72189783
Gura does not want her Diseases. She makes sure not to touch her.

[Anonymous No.]

So today when i cooked pasta bolognese, after i poured some dried dragon herb into it i said "Dragon these nuts", my family just looked at me like question marks, they had not clue how extremely funny and original i was. It is so disappointing everytime i realize real life is so mundane compared to the internet

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>>72189998
I would have found it very funny bud its ok.

[Anonymous No.]

I slept so hard, chumbies. I feel good.
I think I got my sleep tax out of the way.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura never talks about her flat chest anymore so i am 100% sure the have gotten a boobjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>72190303
yeah she got a boobjob on her futa cocks from koyori and noel

[Anonymous No.]

>>72190303
This is Gura now

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Hooha

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>>72190303
So has Gabby

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>>72189442
Also, you forgot that muscle game she played on stream, hot naked gigachads running towards her while having amazing pecs, yet, she was unfazed, no reaction, no emotion, nothing, even a straight male would get an erection playing that stream, Gura though, she definitely didn't get an erection = hyper lesbo

Check mate atheists

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>>72190931
post the smile edit

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>>72191565
Wilco

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Have Gura ever mention her butt? I know she has talked about wanting to get a dumptruck, she said if she joined a gym she would be the girl that only train her glutes because she wanter a real dumpy wumpy. But has she ever mentioned her current dumper status?

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>>72191455
>>72189442
>>72189369
The only thing sadder than standard cuckposting is wanting to get cucked by women
Kindly exit the gene pool

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>>72192171
Gurame is alive and well

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>>72192171
Oh Nyo

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>>72192251
Oh well see that's different, they're both my wives and when multiple women are owned by the same man it is evolutionarily adaptive to be intimate to facilitate alloparenting of each others' children

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Oh nyo

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>>72192337
Anon, that's a Lovecraftian octopus tentacle monster
Still would though

[Anonymous No.]

if you're pissed about gura not streaming or otherwise not conforming to your expectations of a typical streamer, why not just move on to someone else like biboo or fuwamoco instead of being consumed by misguided hate?

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>>72168451
>>72168501
South cali bros, its still raining here

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>>72192479
While I agree that impotent crybaby faggots should fuck off, this isn't an Advent shill thread

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Finding out that Gura may canonically be Lesbian has just made me 100x like her even more.
I just hope she isn't a bislug

[Anonymous No.]

Going back to college isn't really working out for me chumbies. I need to find something to do before I end up homeless. Military maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

It's a comfy Sunday and I've done nothing.
How are the chumbies doing?

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>>72192418
What's wrong with Ame's faaaaaaace?

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>>72192587
can you use the word weakbud or something so that my filters catch your dogshit posts

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>>72192664
Poured myself a cold brew and doing reps that I have put off until now.

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>>72192664
Doing dailies in some gacha games and AFK woodcutting in osrs.

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>>72174492
good stuff, saved

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>>72192731
woodcutting lvl?

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>>72176863
Post the god darn video ffs.

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>>72192665
>Joining military
>In current year
Extremely risky, I'd think again personally
>>72192705
Here, I've got something for your filter: kill yourself faggot

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>>72192799
80, 79k xp to 81.

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>>72192614
Took you +3 years to find out Gura is a lesbonic? It was obvious right from the A

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37x84NDMxW8

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>>72192665
nice

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>>72192664
Slept in and missed church unfortunately, now just taking care of miscellaneous chores, applying for scholarships etc.
>>72192710
>Cold brew
>Reps
My man
>>72192731
>AFK woodcutting in OSRS
Also my man
>>72192857
Nice

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I love my faggot wife.

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>>72192846
Chair force can't be that dangerous right?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish i could send all of you to the Gulag

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>>72192862
I've only just started lurking these threads six months ago I had no idea. H-how do I start supporting her?

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>>72192857
Nice

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>>72192171
This has to be a troll you can’t get cucked by women. Threesomes have existed for years

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>>72192952
I'm sure the powers that be will find a way to turn you into cannon fodder somehow
>>72192956
Gurag hooha

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I miss Japan

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>>72193079
Some people aren't interested in threesomes.

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>>72193079
And what do you call it when the threesome doesn't involve you? Just the wife and two other women

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I had a Gura dream today, but it was really weird. She did Karaoke and was playing Mario Kart at the same time. After about an hour, her stream glitched and she disappeared. The stream didn't end though, for some reason, it showed nighttime commercials for the next 3 hours or so.

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When Gura talked about Marin Kittagawa, she said that she also wants to wear a choker, isn't a choker just a bilboard for someone that likes to suck dick? Or did i get that wrong? No? When i grew up, everyone said that chokers are only worn by girls that wants to tell the world that they like to suck dick

But again, Gura doesn't even know what pubic hair is since she said she wanted to make wigs out of them so i guess hidden meanings doesn't apply to her

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>>72193230
Mm infomercials

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>>72192956
the feeling is mutual, anti pigdog.

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>>72193177
3 girls? thats just masturbation

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>>72193230
Sounds strangely ominous
Was there chat? Could you read it, and if so, what were they saying?

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>>72193177
>Just the wife and two other women
I've been drawing that scene for someone here kek.

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>>72193263
>isn't a choker just a bilboard for someone that likes to suck dick?
That's not a real thing. Sounds like something you would hear in high school from kids that are making stuff up.

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>>72193230
>for some reason, it showed nighttime commercials for the next 3 hours or so.
Do you have the TV on while you sleep?

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>>72193079
I will never accept your mental gymnastics to excuse your cuck fetish.

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Look at this little faggot

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>>72193456
I love this little menace.

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>>72193350
>Was there chat?
yes
>Could you read it
no
>>72193386
no, I haven't watched TV in years, and I always turn off my PC when I go to sleep.

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>>72193440
Why are you so upset that Gura is confirmed to be a lesbian? i for one support our wife no matter what race she is, unlike you

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>>72192665
Get your associates and the most relevant certification for whatever your field is. You won’t feel like you wasted your money on education and you’ll be able to work your way up with whatever gig you land. Lastly, use Anki and pomodoro to help you memorize shit for your tests/certs. If you treat this like a full-time job, you can be in the work industry in less than 12 months. Feeling like giving up is all part of the journey, chumbie.

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>>72193511
>Not being racist against lesbians
ngmi

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what memorable contribution that stands the test of time has biboo and fuwamoco brought to hololive since joining, if gura is said by anti to not be worthy of her current status?

let's have them list everything that supposedly makes them more impactful and worthwhile than gura please

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>>72193440
Not him but are you really being intimidated at the thought of a Woman having sex and finger blasting your Oshi?

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I'm glad Gura didn't become a reaction streamer.

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>>72193609
based

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Someone post that faggot Gura copypasta. It always makes me smile.

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>>72193581
I was singing “sticking out your gyat for nerizzler” last night. Bilbo has a place in my heart for that I guess.

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>>72193590
>le intimidated
Talmudist psyop confirmed, next you'll say that submitting to public humiliation actually demonstrates that you're extremely secure in your masculinity or something

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>>72193544
I really should start using anki more. I only used it for japanese back when I tried to do my kanji reps.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is a tad bit dumb right now buds

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>>72193666
I only know TikTok cancer second hand and therefore always associated the original song with esoteric Naziism, meaning when I saw Biboo's zoomer brainrot pop up in my recommended I unironically thought she was dogwhistling for Hyperborea
Some zoomer friends had to correct me when I expressed my utter disbelief, it was kind of embarrassing

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>>72193655
>>ohhhhhhh
>>Gaaawr Gura!
>>the big-gest faggot
>>the big-gest fag that ev-er was!
>>Gawr Gura
>>the big-gest faggot
>>you are such a faggggg!

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>>72193810
Rather it be dumb than seething.

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>>72193929
Butty-squeeze is the most erotic part of the female body, especially when they walk or sway from side to side when they stand

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[Anonymous No.]

>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

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>>72194026
Great showcase of 4 dollar worth of acrylics from west Taiwan

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>>72193727
For you.
https://i.4cdn.org/u/1711308500364627.jpg

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>>72193752
in a world where i wasnt lazy i would have an anki deck with my favorite gura moments in it so i never forget them

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>>72194180
Me to the left, just offscreen

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>>72194026
This just makes me remember that Gura's papa has the greatest Gura shrine that no one can ever even try to compete with.

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>>72194026
Mega gay to censor the signatures NGL.

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>>72194360
Guras dad only got some Tokyo business cards, and Gura said he thought her song was called "Reflux", so you really think THAT guy have a Gura shrine? Hes very proud according to Gura but no evidence of him collecting, he wanted the YT million plaque but i think Gura said she kept it?

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>>72194246

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>>72194026
As someone who similarly went all in on a different franchise only to see it go a different direction and die I hope he doesn't have to see Gura graduate. Looking at the pile of garbage only brings pain.

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>>72194026
How expensive are those display cabinets? My desk is running out of space and I kinda want to buy one.

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>>72193379
Middle school*
Chokers were just a goth/punk/emo fashion statement to be edgy. Then it meant girls that liked to choked or more likely to be freaky. Now it’s just normal fashion

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>>72193544
>>72192665
Quit and look into trade schools. Depending on how much effort and how ok you are with physically labor you’ll have a 6 figure salary the moment you finish.

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>>72194026
Seeing images that aren’t of gura peeking out from the back disgusts me

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>>72194472
I'm sorry anon, her papa has rarities that you will never have and definitely has a shrine to his daughter.

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>>72194472
She gave him the 100k plaque and she gave him the trophies

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>>72194764
if you really feel disgust toward that image, there's something wrong with you

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>>72194670
I've done some hvac and plumbing for a bit.
A couple of burns and heatstrokes made me realize that I wasn't meant for manual labor.

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>>72194670
Are there any cushy-job trades? I hate how dirty I get for my job. Particularly having to take a shower when I immediately get home after work everytime.

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>>72194815
using this board at all means there's something wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

I just fuck around on a forklift and watch/listen to streams on my phone all night and get paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>72195417
I'm tempted to get a forklift certification because of you forkliftbud

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>>72195553
You should, people seem to respect you a lot more and even fall in love with you when they see your forklift skills. It's not just a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my 7 feet tall, 250lbs, black, shemale hyper-lesbian shark wife so much <3

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>>72195260
Depends on what you’re looking for as far as salary goes. While not exactly a trade you can become a medical coder that takes about a year to get certified decent salary with room for growth.

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>>72194815
I wouldn’t spend a dime on a whore.
People that do disgust me.
Ergo him having merch that supports girls other than gura disgusts me.

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>>72186720
she's a habitual liar, retard.

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>>72196527
Are you a fembud?

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>>72196676
NTA, I wish I was a fembud though. I would cosplay Gura and show off my bushy pucci.

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>>72196527
That means gura's bushi pucci is confirmed

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>>72196356
>medical coder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap0orGCiou8

Seems scary having someones life in your hands, given that 100% code coverage is a lie, 100% testing is a lie, race condition still happens, leaks happens etc etc. Also alot of medical equipment is still stuck in Cobol :S

[Anonymous No.]

mumei said that gura arrived at her hotel room accompanied by Irys and Bae. I think Irys and Gura would be a great duo on stream, its cool that they did stuff together in japan

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>>72196676
ye

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>>72197042
See, even more proof that Gura is ultra-lesbo, how much more proof does the antis need?

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>>72197042
proof?

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>>72197226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-mBGeOJ_9w

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>>72197282
>not posting a timestamp
its like you want to give clippers money instead of the girls

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>>72197334
context matters to people with brains,
just skip it then, your choice simpleton

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>>72192614
>>72192862
Gura isn't a lesbian. Underage retards are always confused by women liking female characters.
Half of all lolicon mangaka and artists are women. You should have realized this because of Nacho mama.
Many of these women artists are married.
Most women do not mind or even prefer seeing nude women to nude men. Even if they are 100% straight. They don't have the same biologically competitive revulsion that guys do to seeing or being around sexualized depictions of the same sex.

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>>72197423
>the timestamp from the stream would have less context than the clip
ogey retard

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>>72197334
Clippers are very important to hololive, a lot of people discover the talents through easily consumable clips with subtitles

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>>72197447
Tell me you are coping without telling me you are coping

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>>72197481
if you can't appreciate someone trying to help you stay informed, it's your problem to deal with the details of your own flawed personality.

don't click clips then, it was just an offer.

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>>72197282
oh, I thought you meant it happened now/yesterday or something, not last week or so.

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>>72197590
you were mistaken, it happens

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I don't know why some people keep arguing about the same things that never comes out with someone "winning"

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>>72193581
fwmc seem to be even more anti male than Gura is. And they sleep together every night and mococo assaults fuwawa with her cold toes.
so that's pretty cool, I guess.