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>> No.72089079
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>>72089005
Hag sweat...

>> No.72089528

>>72089079
need to sip on it like a delicacy

>> No.72089741

>>72089005
I want to lick her moles

>> No.72091199

>>72089005
...date the baker?...

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>> No.72094135

>>72093524
Grocery trips with hags...

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Love hags

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>> No.72096482

>>72096272
GIWTWM soaking up the sweat from her thighs.

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>> No.72098039

Is Kronii a hag?

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>>72098039
Forgot a picture

>> No.72098211

>>72098039
>>72098081
I don't think so. Not yet anyway. I'd love more deep and sexy voices hags though.

>> No.72098801

>>72091199
think about who baked these cakes and hags we worship. They all come from a baby oven

>> No.72099200

>>72098801
Fair nuff...an elaborate play on the op pic's motherhood.

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>>72098211
I'm surprised. I thought she was at least in her mid 30s.

>> No.72100166

>>72099860
I can only dream of what menopause will do to her voice.

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Japanese here
From my investigation,

[30s]
mio 38
korone 37
akiroze 36
koyori 34
flare 34
sora 34
azki 32
fubuki 32
marine 30

[20s]
pekora 29
luna 29
choco 29
towa 29
noel 28
miko 28
okayu 27
roboco 27
iroha 27
suisei 26
nene 26
ayame 25
matsuri 25
lamy 25
aqua 24
haachama 22
shion 22

[unknown or low credibility]
botan
lui
polka
chloe
subaru
kanata

>> No.72101780 [DELETED] 

>>72101558
アバヨニガー

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>> No.72103968 [DELETED] 

>>72101558
Pekora is already a hag (30)

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I love my darling!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOkiaIh63fk

>> No.72106190 [DELETED] 

>>72101558
retard-chama.... marine has been 30 for years....

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>>72106063
That darling is quite stacked

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>> No.72107515

>>72089005
is that supposed to be pekora?

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>>72107515
Her mom

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC4nU5DoaE0
Reminder to check out Pochi's new cover if you'd like

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>> No.72113680

>>72113353
Blonde Lion!

>> No.72113701

>>72113353
How old is she?

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>> No.72115900

>>72114731
Gogo on Mogogo

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>> No.72117894

>>72110439
mamaaa

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need mama asmr

>> No.72119215

>>72119159
I hope she's wearing nothing beneath that hoodie.

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>> No.72120985

https://files.catbox.moe/syrts6.png
Hot off the presses

>> No.72121227

>>72120985
We are so back.

>> No.72121417

>>72120985
Nice torpedoes.

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>>72120985
God damn that's good

>> No.72121639

>>72120985
beautiful sight to wake up to. i love it when the little swimmers slam into hag eggs like that

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>> No.72123266

>>72120985
Most dangerous semen demon there is

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>>72122586
I want to warm warm her hands by handholding and blowing warm air on them

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>> No.72124260

>>72120985
That sperm cell looks a little deformed. Kid's probably gonna come out retarded.

>> No.72124402

>>72124260
Like father like son.

>> No.72124456

>>72120985
>botan still having eggs
doubt

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yobai party with four hags please

>> No.72124650

>>72124509
Why is Mococo licking a chair?

>> No.72124663

>>72124260
thats how you'll know its my child. he will be just like me

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>>72120985
Happily impregnated lioness hag. Just a few months and she'll be lactating.

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>> No.72127924

>>72127823
BOTAN NO

>> No.72128509

>>72127924
Prove your loyalty by removing the grenade before it blows

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>>72128509
>Thrusting up through her shirt to poke the grenade up
>catch it, pitch it away
>it blows
>you blow

>> No.72129932

>>72128759
The real trick is getting every drop in her mouth hands-free

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>>72106436
That's a beautiful sight to wake up to

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>> No.72136246

Thrusting my erect penis in and out of Takane Lui's vagina in an attempt to give her the children she always wanted, and then supporting her for life while we grow old together.

>> No.72137693

>>72120985
fertilization xray is some of my fav shit ever

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poruka of the day

>> No.72138151

>>72137835
This girl sure is cute...

>> No.72138559

>>72138151
thats my aidoru right there

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>> No.72140715

hags are chubby(soft to hold), stinky(smell good), hairy(pleasant to touch) and saggy(fun to massage). but most importantly theyre so old(my age group).

>> No.72140853

>>72140715
Hags are happy to finally have someone to be with.

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>> No.72141273

>>72141229
Furea would never do something so indecent.

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>>72141229

>> No.72141361

>>72141229
this elf has quite a big butt

>> No.72141445

i ordered my poruka nendoroid today! with only a couple days to spare

>> No.72141684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n53v-w9yM0Q
Lolihag bnnuy plays more Minecraft

>> No.72142387

>>72141445
time to scramble for 120 dollars of disposable income before chloe and koyoris preorders end

>> No.72146144

>>72137835
so cute!

>> No.72146433

>>72146144
nlo-san is very good at drawing holos
a master at drawing NAKED BOOBIES as well

>> No.72149433

>page 10

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Cuddling with darling

Thoughts?

>> No.72150321

Birthday party finished a while ago, you never realize how fast time can fly until one older brother is married and another's got a 1 year old kid.....insane

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>>72150028
Thought about it. Love it. Going to expand on the idea.

>> No.72152947

>>72150028
They all lead to lewd thoughts of pounding caramel toned cheeks

>> No.72153346

hag collab hag collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akCPY_g_M78

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C-Cheesed to meet you?

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>> No.72158367

>>72157574
why even live

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>>72158367
For a chance...

>> No.72160942

>>72160752
i guess youre right

>> No.72164245

Woah there

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>> No.72165984

gn hagbros

>> No.72166030

>>72165984
Yasu

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>>72170806
I want to press against the base of her tail.

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>>72171185
I bet it's very sensitive

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Ra... wait sorry I got a little confused there for a moment.

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why are hags like this

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Is Kaela a hag?

>> No.72174407

>>72174379
I think so.

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>> No.72176538

>>72173251
what's going on here, im viewing on phone
immediately hard on from hag whispers otherwise

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>>72177030
>watame pompom tail

>> No.72177089

>>72177030
Risu is quite loaded.

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>> No.72178198

>>72176538
Actual JOI countdown from daisenpai

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>> No.72180456

>>72179003
I would track her down and leave her stuffed with baby batter in the locker room of that gym

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>>72174297

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>> No.72183727

>>72183592
Jesas faq those are humongous cuffs

>> No.72184531

>>72183592
Just noticed the bloody blades that's hot

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>>72184531
Should have done as she said and she wouldn't have needed to use them

>> No.72185415

>>72184680
She should use them some more

>> No.72186467

>>72184680
>>72185415
>tfw I like blood, ryona, yandere, abusive stuff etc but can't disgests cuts because it gives you disgusting scars
I wish teaser playing would was representated in art

>> No.72186692

>>72186467
What is teaser play?

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>>72186692
My bad, I mean Tazer, don't know if the fetish has a name tho

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Hags are getting fat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHnh04KrOmQ

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>>72187491
[Great News]

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>>72187491
More kitty to love

>> No.72188054

>>72184680
Now I realized, Azki's GeoGuessr skills make her a yandere rivaling a certain ex-kouhai of hers.

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>>72187491
Excellent.

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gm hagbros

>> No.72190996

>>72190841
おあよ

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>>72192686
luv darling
>>72193476
luv nyazki

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GEEGA live

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>>72195327
Ya know
Yeah
Yep
Y'know

>> No.72195622
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>>/vshit/jo

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>>72195622
Zen is the best hag

>> No.72196125

>>72195622
you trigger too easily. just ignore them so i don't have to look at their whores anymore

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>> No.72197402

>>72197049
Would kill for this POV.

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>> No.72198599

>>72198327
Very cute burger eating lion.

>> No.72199341

>>72195622
what's with miofa and biting bait

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>>72187491
>>72189000
My dear haggots, when you catch a hag and breed her, intorduce her to the Architect meme. I have been showing a lot of niche chan/twitter memes to my hag and she never really liked them, often scolding me for wasting time on dumb shit. But that particiular one, she loves. Women love to imagine far future in which you are togehter no matter how fat she gets

>> No.72201465

>>72201290
Does it help if you look like Pierce Brosnan?

>> No.72201576

>>72201465
Can confirm, being James Bond helps.

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>> No.72203126

>>72201290
femanon here
this is unironically true
im able bodied, somewhat fit, im not fat under any conventional standards, but if my body changes in any substantial ways after i eventually get to pump out a couple kids and my partner *doesnt* gradually find me less attractive-- are you kidding me. that sounds like the fucking best thing ever
im telling you. allow your wife to concieve and reassure her that you think she looks great. any woman who doesnt want this endgame is a fucking weirdo

>> No.72204201

Personally, I have no problem with baby weight. A woman with some extra meat on her bones is preferable to one who looks like she's starving. However, I draw the line at genuine obesity. Once a women gets to a certain level of fatness, I simply can't find her attractive. It goes both ways of course. I wouldn't expect a woman to tolerate it if I became a total ham planet.

>> No.72204202

>>72089005
Favorite hag song? Cover or original doesn't matter.

>> No.72204315

>>72204201
Too much fat can cause issues during childbirth. I want my loved ones to be healthy above anything.

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>>72204201
While some weight is excusable , I would want to help her remain a relatively healthy state, I would like my family to live longer than me.

>> No.72204402

>>72204201
This

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>>72204202
One of the first songs she wrote herself.
https://www.youtube.com/keZcK802kV4

>> No.72204522

>>72204451
Fucking up links is my speciality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keZcK802kV4

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Mion on the telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42CH6hMjhyU

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GN haggots

>> No.72205924

>>72205839
おやしゅみ

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>>72201290
>meme
It was never a meme

>> No.72208448

>>72208403
She's a big hag

>> No.72208542

>>72208448
>>72208448
>>72208448
>>72208448

>> No.72209649

>>72201290
Big beautiful belly… i love big women… with oversize breasts larger then head, milk breast, vein breast… puffy nipple engorged sensitive to touch, pepperoni. saggy downward, heavy with milk. milk breast. wide hip and big breast. wide hip with plump ass. fat ass. obese ass. cellulite ass and dumptruck, 60 inch hips… thighs bigger than waist, massive cellulite legs like treetrunks. fertility. pregnant and fertile like goddess. twins in stomach, triplets, sextuplets, octuplets. overfertilized and worshipped… pamper for feed her. I love big fertile women.. plump her up and feed and breed my big wife, 10000 calories a day, I want to feed my wife nonstop.. hunt animals for my wife so she survives the winter. Then reproduce again…

>> No.72210825

i hope i have twins one day

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>>72209649
That’s right oomfie.

>> No.72211279

>>72210825
As a twin, I'm not sure if I'd ever want twins of my own. I'd be able to relate to twin boys pretty easily, but I don't think I could handle raising twin girls.

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>>72210825
Having been close to twins for much of my life, it seems nice.

>> No.72213346

>>72211279
i dont want twin boys i dont think me or my hypothetical husband would find it very fun
ideal scenario: have one boy, wait a while for him to learn values, followed by twin girls. absolute dream scenario

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>>72213346
For me it's two older boys and a younger girl.
Not that I will complain however it ends up, I just hope my partner would be more than fine with more than one, since I wouldn't want them to be an only child.

>> No.72214454

>>72211279
Raising a girl seems like one of the scariest things in the world if you ask me.

>> No.72214549

>>72214069
i want as many kids as possible though the amount lowers every year but at the same time its unrealistic to assume i could reasonably raise so many, unless i were abundantly wealthy
my minimum is three

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>>72214454
As a guy, I for sure want a daughter as well as a son, I want to keep trying until I have at least one of each.
I think the mother would be quite happy with a daughter.

>> No.72214991

>>72214454
I think the same, Now that I think of I've never meet a single woman that can make her father proud. Even while looking at my sisters and cousins. So I would prefeer having boys. Also I'm the only boy in a family full of women so I think I'm biased towards boys

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>>72214991
My mother is a woman, me and her father are very proud of her.

>> No.72215282

>>72214991
For me, it's just scary because I'd be worrying constantly. Worrying about creeps, about the emotional teen years, the ways a girl is more likely to be targeted in a specific way. Maybe protective instincts combined with paranoia are a very bad combo.

>> No.72215613

>>72215282
I gues it also doesn't help that women get groomed by media and the school system to make them become the absolute worst person in the world

>> No.72215726

>>72190841
Ohayo! Got up bright and early due to a lewd dream that took a worse turn

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>>72215613
I think if that's your worry you have just as much to worry about with your son.
Nothing love and family can't overcome I think.

>> No.72215950

>>72204201
My ma never got too fat all my life, pretty much maintained those thicc hips and thighs. I'd like roughly the same for my hypothetical wife.

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>>72215950
Those aren't words I would use to describe my mother to other people.

>> No.72216109

>>72215929
Yes, I would also worry about my boy becoming a faggy or those retards who think life is all about partying and dating random women every weekend

>> No.72216233

>>72204202
Howling
Unison
Hologram Circus

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>>72216109
I mean we all turned out fine right?
We can do this.

>> No.72216434

>>72216103
What can I say, I'm proud of my ma. She did say she engaged in sports when she was younger, so it helped keep her fit even today.

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>>72216280
>I mean we all turned out fine right?
haha...

>> No.72216539

>>72215950
>>72216434
Do you need a stepdad?

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>>72216539
I did say, that's why I wouldn't describe my mother like that.

>> No.72216752

>>72216539
NOPE!

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>>72216539
Something tells me he's got it covered

>> No.72218168

>>72216734
Oh, fair nuff. I thought it was a "yo mama fat" joke.

>>72218009
Uh

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As a guy I feel like I have baby fever.

>> No.72219422

>>72218606
It's normal to feel an urge to impregnate hags before it's too late.

>> No.72221201

>>72215726
gm seabro

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I like to think that many of the anons in this threads will be great parents with their future hagwife

Not perfect parents, but at least they will try to do their best

>> No.72222980

>>72222374
...a parent...me...

>> No.72224817

>>72221201
Be away for a while, be back shortly

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>>72227015
Why is Miosha like this...

>> No.72228041

>>72227995
a girl has needs

>> No.72229088

>>72228041
Of what?

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>>72229088

>> No.72229300

>>72229088
everyone has a libido

>> No.72229379

>>72229234
Soon.
Not Mio though, she already has Taiga to look after!

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>> No.72232810

>>72230519
Delicious

>> No.72233862

>>72229379
Does not count!

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>> No.72235082

>>72235021
i love this

>> No.72235121

>>72235021
i think its kinda funny that, out of everyone in fantasy, *noel* is the one who isnt a hag

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>> No.72236394

gn hagbros

>> No.72237355

>>72236394
Late, but yasu!

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>> No.72239897

>>72239825
why is foobs shocked?

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>>72239897
Mio found her secret lewd stash

>> No.72240058

>>72229234
What does this face trying to convey?

>> No.72240104
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>>72240058
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

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>> No.72241099

>>72240799
All women should have hair past their waists.

>> No.72241147
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>>72241099
A little bit of spice is nice.

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>> No.72241779

>>72235121
Why? Noel and Pekora feel like imoutos

>> No.72242277

>broke
Blindly simping over a hag chuuba
>woke
Using your love for the hag chuuba to find a hag of your own
>bespoke
Your hag cosplays as your hag chuuba, coming full circle

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>>72242277
I worry a bit asking them to dress up as this different kind of real woman might be weird.
It's probably fine.
Still supporting my hags though.

>> No.72243197

>>72242277
If your hag oshi is Ange though, she wont let your hag do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYgTaOhEDc&pp=ygUUYW5nZSBrYXRyaW5hIGNvc3BsYXk%3D

>> No.72243330

>>72243197
Ange's deserve correction. You should send her pictures of you and your hag cosplaying as her

>> No.72243457

>>72241728
It'll be easier for me to pull her out from behind, trust me.

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>> No.72244609

>be hagchad, check out local anime con
>ah, more hololive, prob gonna be just the EN girls like usual-
>HAG SHEEP FEATURED ON FRIDAY SCHEDULE

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>>72244609
Lucky bastard. I'm not sure whether you'll need an extra ticket to attend the karaoke though.

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Hello fellow haggots, I come with an indescribable urge to prone bone Ookami Mio.

>> No.72245034
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>>72244920
Just like all of us

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>>72244920
>>72245034
It's such a shame this outfit got vaulted

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>>72245594
For the sake of humanity it had to be sealed.

>> No.72245834
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A bunch of hags will play a mahjong tournament.

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>> No.72246094

>>72246040
I did this.

>> No.72246243
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Hags breaking the rules of nature by playing Solitaire together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Fd8m-DT_8

>> No.72246392

>>72242389
What an odd way to phrase it. For the most part they're just like any other anime characters.

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>> No.72247794

>>72246392
Yeah, I mean they have cosplay soaplands in Tokyo where you can get a naked erotic massage done by a Koyori, Lui or Pekora cosplayer

>> No.72248077

>>72247794
I wish I was Japanese

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>>72247794
Can I pay for more? It would be a shame to just get a handy from a Koyori and not be able to tug on that delightfully fluffy tail while plowing her from behind.

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>>72248197
It depends, some sites say they arent prostitutes for legal reasons but they are, it's just hidden between secret talk, and you'll have to check first if they accept foreigners that manipulate images like this

>> No.72248302

>>72248197
Oh you probably can but they cant advertise it directly in order to skirt around the prostitution law
They also have more holos/niji listed with the one I know but those are the only hags on offer

>> No.72248324

>>72245834
The MC is also a hag.

This is a very fitting game for hags kek

>> No.72248402

Here’s the site if you wanna check it out
https://yzy-mycos.sakura.ne.jp/#vt

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>>72248402
We are so back.

>> No.72248517

>>72248324
Yes, she's a 37 years old pro mahjong player.

>> No.72248564

>>72248402
Holy shit that Lui thighs
Damn they actually added a few Marine ones and a Fubuki one now

>> No.72248826

>>72248260
Fucking kek

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>>72248402
>The wamy
>no where near big enough to push out the top
Unfortunately a common case. The lui and koyori seem great at a glance. I want those vials to be filled with something that fucking pushes my vigor to dangerous levels. Just watch Koyori pop the cork with her teeth while she rides, pour the contents down my throat, and enjoy the results.

>> No.72250279

gm hagbros

>> No.72250744

>>72250279
Ohayo
Father's birthday was today, ate a lot

>> No.72250871

>>72250744
sounds nice-- havent been to a party or reunion of any kind in ages

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PUT THE WOLF MILF IN THE VAN OR IMMA POP A CAP IN YO ASS

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>>72250872
No

>> No.72251033
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>>72250872
But she's not a mama yet.

>> No.72251062

>>72250872
Not until she and I have enough kids to make a football team

>> No.72251444

>>72251024
*BANG*
>>72251033
I'LL MAKE HER A MOMMA, I JUST PREEMPTIVELY CALLED HER THAT. ANYWAYS, HAVE SOME LEAD
*BANG*
>>72251062
IT'LL BE HARD TO MAKE A TEAM WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
*BANG*

>> No.72251553

>>72251033
this picture fucks me up every time i see it i dont like looking at it

>> No.72251692
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>>72251553
I think it's inspirational.

>> No.72252033

>>72251444
Too late we're already getting started making babies on the beach nice trips btw
https://files.catbox.moe/i5i4tk.jpg

>> No.72252731

>>72248402
this must be the gaijin friendly place. next year when i go for sure

>> No.72252948

>>72252033
NICE DUBS. TOO BAD YOU'RE STILL GONNA DIE
*BANG BANG BANG*

>> No.72253091

Poch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moXdgdOYtcw

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>>72252731
If only I wasn't married. I'd pay for a booked weekend with HoloX. Probably not La+ though.

>> No.72253293

>>72253169
Based. You try to convince your partner into role playing for you. Cosplays shouldn’t be too expensive

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>>72241099
yeah, and not necessarily from their head...

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>>72253293
She probably would if I asked one day.
I'm secretly hoping when she eventually gets to the smut chapters of my story she will want to find some sheep horns and help me enact some sheep breeding.

>> No.72253672

>>72253433
I want to dive head first into that wolf cave

>> No.72253670

>>72253563
kek good way to subtly tell your partner your fantasies. best of luck with your escapades

>> No.72253743

>>72250871
Ehhh, its just my ma and pa gettin a lot more takeout and then inviting my 4 nieces & nephew over along with their ma.

>> No.72253958

>>72253563
Anon I am sad to report that I am in fact very jealous of you. That is all.

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>>72253958
I won't lie and say it's not full of highs, but it's also got more than its share of challenges. You'll there too some day, and it'll be the right fit that makes you feel silly that you ever felt jealous of anyone else.

>> No.72254397

>>72254130
I'm ready for the challenge but for now I'll just continue bettering myself while watching hags

>> No.72256024

adios thread

>> No.72256676

END IN HAG LOVE

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Koyo

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