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>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, is it okay to ask? Will I get real feedback?
Ask away! If no one responds, try asking again at a later time.

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
VAllure (Mar 31): https://www.vallure-agency.com/auditions

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Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK (embed)
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt (embed)
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Nothing about Mel Nekomata here edition.

Previous thread: >>71753064

>> No.71802920

i was worried i would have to make this thread myself

>> No.71803336

>vtubers who want to make "it" but can't edition

>> No.71803545

Wasp being a schizodean atm is kind of amusing. So this is what asp must have felt to the outside world

>> No.71803564
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https://litter.catbox.moe/lfn2k3.mp4

They literally run these preliminaries whenever referees and fighters are available, so I just finished running this match. Haven't slept since yesterday and was the only ref running matches.

At least all the footage makes the news update posts on twitter easier/better with footage from the matches.

https://twitter.com/RebornCraneVT/status/1769836344820355545

>> No.71803625

>>71803545
can someone give me a rundown on it all?

>> No.71803691

>>71803545
as someone that's seen years of /asp/ development, watching all the big schizos and unicorns disappear after the creation of /wasp/ is kind of amusing
>>71803625
/asp/ had been a shithole since around gen 3 started with groomercord and genuine schizos like YC

>> No.71803884

>>71803336
How exactly does skizzors make it and not waste that PNG someone made for him?

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gm aspies don't kill yourself today

>> No.71804300

>>71803545
I kneel to wasp creators. I didn't care about it at first but seeing that asp has calmed down now, the schizo containment is damn real

>> No.71804485

>>71804300
Yet you always keep fucking up by talking about the thing you don't talk about. There is no point in fighting them since people like you exist

>> No.71804579

>>71804485
lmao who fucking cares you gay ass nerd calm down

>> No.71804786

Maybe I'll finally selfpost today. Nah.

>> No.71805023

>>71804786
Self posting is gay, vague posting is based.

>> No.71805440

Yo, VOD uploaders and clip makers. Don't forget to put tags on your YT uploads. People watch VODs.
Try putting up to about 15 tags, and try to keep them around the same topic/interest of your channel or video so that it'll be easier for YT to send your videos to people (don't just write random unrelated topics just because they're popular).
Try checking the tags other chuubas use by right-clicking their YT video's page, then clicking on "View Page Source". Ctrl+f to find "keywords" - that's where you'll find the keywords they use for their video.
I used that on my latest uploads and I believe it is in fact helping their visibility.

>> No.71805621

>>71803884
skizzors can have an entire line up of free L2D and 3D models with all the coddling he would ever need and he would still manage to fuck it all up with that depressive attitude he has that scares people away from even interacting with him. He came in with a negative mindset and will either leave worse off than when he started or with a suicide note as his last tweet.
"Woe is me" is his whole personality and I doubt anyone here can tell me as to why he's so miserable all the time. Sure he made some cryptic tweets and then did an entire 180 where he became more enthusiastic and is now on the grind, but he was just on and I doubt anyone here was watching him, much less tell me what he was streaming.
I pity the guy, i really do, he seems like such a sad case which brings down my mood just seeing him. But I don't think that he should be focusing on vtubing at all until he can feel better with himself. Then maybe he'd be able to channel it into something outside of vtubing.

>> No.71805937

>>71802617
Good evening /asp/ we're all gonna make it

>> No.71805983
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I'm gonna have a panic attack

>> No.71806002

>>71805983
stream it

>> No.71806075
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https://www.aegis-l.ink/auditions

https://www.aegis-l.ink/

https://www.aegis-l.ink/contact

https://www.aegis-l.ink/transparency

https://marshmallow-qa.com/u5qi9zxih4dq9zq

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/1bhjb43/agency_update_5_please_allow_me_introduce_our/

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>>71806002

>> No.71806292

>>71806195
this is a thread for aspiring vtubers, you gotta be a vtuber if you want help with your panic attack. tell us whats up

>> No.71806386

>>71805983
Vita...

>> No.71806400

>>71803884
idk how he will make it (I haven't figured that out myself) but I know how he can improve greatly.

1. Talk more. I'm not tuning in for the gameplay. I can watch a video on YouTube for that. I'm here to watch Sukadrii.

2. Share more! he needs to tell stories and help us get to know him. he withholds his thoughts and opinions too often and it's impossible to nail down almost anything. if he wants to stay impersonal, he can at least supplement it with lore. right now he's not much of a character and after many streams I still feel like I don't know him.

3. knock off the sad stuff. it's putting people off.

>>71805621
case in point for #3.

He's gotta knock this shit off completely and never go back to it. I'm on the edge of suicide most of the time, but when it comes to content I'm still mindful that viewers don't want to have their mood brought down every stream.

pretending to be happy actually helps you kind of convince yourself that you are. if you don't have the energy then be a cozy streamer.

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He needs to keep his old design.

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we need more girls in glasses

>> No.71806478

>>71806400
What the hell is a cozy streamer?

>> No.71806579

>>71805023
not op but im gonna vaguepost myself:
please love me please love me please love me i’ll treat you right please love me please love me (im a girl btw)

>> No.71806707

>>71806478
Fwofie, Klondike. Relaxed, chill vibes. The polar opposite of streamers like Ria or Patchey where things are constantly happening and the energies are always high.

>> No.71807133

no one suspects me, which means I can vague post more...

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>>71807133

>> No.71807464

>>71807210
>is not one of the vagueposters

>> No.71807591

>>71807210
When I vague post people know it's me, even my friend sometimes dm's me "Those are your posts" and gets them right

>> No.71807660

>>71807210
only someone who doesn't know me thinks im one of the genuine vagueposters

>> No.71807698
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>> No.71807844

>>71807698
what do the ones in the bottom tier actually have in common

>> No.71808174

>>71807698
Quit bringing attention to my tofu business it's how I pay the bills

>> No.71808251

>>71808174
ill sell them for 50 cents cheaper than what they're selling it for

>> No.71808326

hey asp what should i order from mcdonalds for breakfast i usually get the sausage mcmuffin combo

>> No.71808386

>>71808326
Stop eating junk shania is this the only place in the world people will talk to you if its behind an anonymous screen

>> No.71808478
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Kero kero!

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>> No.71808554

>>71808326
Eat some meat, fruit and vegetables and be free from the tyranny of corn syrup-infused burgers

>> No.71808594

>>71806579
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED

>> No.71808616

The tweet liker liking my tweets is one of the few things that's keeping my mind anchored

>> No.71808851
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>>71806400
>I'm here to watch Sukadrii
Do you really watch him? You even admitted that you don't even know what's going on with him
>right now he's not much of a character and after many streams I still feel like I don't know him
How can you tune into a stream with an absent streamer? Someone who doesn't even participate within their own streams? He's even patent "no mic streams" within the aspie sphere for crying out loud. I think you'd actually be better off watching a YouTube video.
But here you are advising him to talk and share about himself when he can't even make simple commentary off of whatever slop he decided to play that day. And then you suggest that he talks about his deep "lonely forgotten pair of scissors abandoned at the back of the drawer" lore, I'm over here sick and tired of listening to it.
And even if you're #suicidal, you're at least mindful of your audience when it comes to content creation, sukadrii doesn't even have an audience to begin with.

>> No.71808873

your don't like any of my posts, therefore I don't exist...

>> No.71808883

Just want to give thanks to all the chuubas new and old that are putting effort into improving as content creators and entertainers. Please don’t give in to the urges of giving up or ending everything since there will be at least one fan that will miss you dearly. I love you all and I hope all of your endeavors bear fruit.
>t. An anon who still loves /asp/ despite its failings

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>>71808386
buddy im vegetarian i havent been to mcdonalds in years

>> No.71809383

Did you know that it's not uncommon for women to masturbate daily? Or even twice (or more) per day? Fellas, how often do you jerk the gherkin?

>> No.71809460

>>71809383
8 times a day

>> No.71809594

>>71809460
Seek help

>> No.71809711

>>71809383
You are right, it's not uncommon, it's 《Rare》

>> No.71809713

>>71809594
no. i love jerking off to gay porn

>> No.71809764

>>71809713
Vita. . .

>> No.71810082

I feel like I am letting my zero viewers down by not being able to stream that often

>> No.71810142

>>71808594
anon this might be the post that finally gets me to selfpost here…

>> No.71810251

>>71806075
buy a fucking ad

>> No.71810332

Good night chat I got 5 asmr videos playing at once each in a different language for maximum brain melting

>> No.71810333

Amazing. The split has split.

>> No.71810355

>>71809383
I am aware but its still hard to believe that someone so cute would do that so much. Was pretty mind blowing to learn that girls might do it more than men

>> No.71810357

>>71804300
one remains tho>>71804256

>> No.71810385
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>> No.71810399

>>71809764
stop spreading misinformation about my vieweroshi, he likes girls

even IF he was gay and he strangled his snake to gay porn I have to say I wouldn't mind even if he used me as material

>> No.71810431

>>71810333
where

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>>71807210
I never vague post nor do I have a reason to.

>> No.71810591

>>71800076
>Go to Analytics -> Earnings, then at the right under T1/2/3 sub numbers there's a "view details". Inside there you have a link to "download my subscriber list" as a CSV.

>> No.71810616

male jerking off audio though is so good. if one of you did that i would listen. the more moaning the better

>> No.71810690

>>71810616
I don't moan, I only grunt and breath heavily as I grit my teeth

>> No.71810732 [DELETED] 

>>71810616
i literally dont make a sound because i had to share a room with my brothers

>> No.71810779

>>71810690
that's so hot

>> No.71810827

>>71810616
i don't moan either, i make no noise because i don't live alone and i mastered the silent wack.

>> No.71810842

>>71810385
>1 entry
The fuck, mouth and ass still count

>> No.71810940

>>71810616
real as FUCK GIVE THE FUJOS WHAT THEY WANT

>> No.71810952

>>71810690
Ugly bastard vibes

>> No.71810982

if you stream less than ten hours a month just fucking quit unless you're gura

>> No.71810999

>>71810616
I've thought about doing this but the idea that someone might tell me they splorked it to my audios would make me want to kill myself.

>> No.71811046

>>71810999
you dont have to jerk off to get a comment like that

>> No.71811191

>>71810591
You can also see who your founder's badge holders are and if they're currently subscribed.

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>> No.71811438

>>71811406
why arent i on here

>> No.71811466

>>71811438
ngmi

>> No.71811521

>>71811406
Rate the rest of the males. I want to know but I don't want to be singled out

>> No.71811625

asmr reps
https://vocaroo.com/13PlLx0qNC5H

>> No.71811671

>>71811406
>design
But have you watched any of them?

>> No.71811898

>>71810616
I told ainslie to do one using his maaturbator, he never delivered.

>> No.71811996 [DELETED] 

>>71810616
I want to hear him groan and moan more thru my headphones god dammit, hearing him bite his lips as he moan's my name at the end of it, and then, asks with his soft voice how am I doing and if I'm ok right after he cums, being able to hear him smile somehow and then telling me "I love you" as he goes away for a minute to clean up, chanting a happy tune in the background. Is this too much to ask for?

>> No.71812047

>>71811996
It is too much to ask when you provide no name, FUCKING VAGUEPOSTER

>> No.71812057

>>71811671
some, this is purely on design though (and maybe some bias) unfortunately a lot of you don't really have the type of voice i'm into, but there are some that are/can be sexo

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>>71812057
Do you think I might?
I've been wondering if I should try to do that kind of audio but I don't know if I could pull it off...
It's okay if you think I can't...

>> No.71812121

>>71811996
I think I know who you are, lucky whore

>> No.71812128

yall still replying to posts like "Why am I not on the list?" and "Why do you hate me?"

>> No.71812154

>>71812115
I want to throw you into a pond

>> No.71812159

>>71810616
I would do it, but you would have to hear me eating my own cum.

>> No.71812182

>>71812047
He knows who he is, I am however way too ashamed of that post

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>>71812154
noooo... why...

>> No.71812374

>>71812182
Is this the Vita vagueposter?

>> No.71812379

making lore for avtuber is harder than i thought. do yall have lore ?

>> No.71812395

>>71812374
No :(

>> No.71812422

>>71812379
It's easy, just be autistic and you can write pages of lore

>> No.71812537

>>71812379
I'm a common grass frog / tree frog that got put in a microwave oven and went kaboom. But before I died my master put my remains in a portable control unit for the experimental cybernetic body they had been working on and now I am protecting my master's son in school and work as a housekeeper while trying not to have my advanced body be stolen by rivalling scientists. All the while I learn what it's like to be a human.

>> No.71812628

>>71812395
Nobody knows who you are, just say his name already. Its random letters on a screen, and you can always say that you dont even know what they are talking about if somebody tries to tie these post to you.
Just say who it is, vagueposter...

>> No.71812701

>>71812379
you have to remember it'll end with "and then I decided to play minecraft on twitch." don't go full retard holocouncil about it, basically

>> No.71812768

Dante, put the vagueposter on the ECW so we can watch him get beat up like he deserves.

>> No.71812772

>>71812374
Even the vita vague poster wouldn't go that far

>> No.71812863

>>71812379
I have way more of it than I'll probably ever put out for viewers to dig through but that's just my personal autism. Don't take it as a necessary thing since most vtubers are just "[thing/animal/concept] that plays videogames" so the only time your lore will really ever feature is in stylizing your model, your overlays and backgrounds and in character artworks on commission or by fans. I think my total lore writeup is about 30 pages or so in a txt file but I can (as should anyone who wants to be approachable) be able to reduce it to a two sentence elevator introduction on stream.

>> No.71812887

>>71810591
Oh man! Thank you so much! I knew it had to be possible to see it.

>> No.71813104

nyohoho

>> No.71813244

why does youtube not let you change the thumbnail on a short

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DAILY REMINDER:
- Talk to your community
- Make tweets
- Remember to be happy
I ASK FOR THEM, I CARE, MALES DO YOUR MINIMUM JOB, I WANT TO WATCH THOSE TWEETS AND I WANT TO GIVE THEM A LIKE, DO YOUR PART NOW!!!
too many hornyposters

>> No.71813302

>>71812628
>you can always say that you dont even know what they are talking about if somebody tries to tie these post to you.
Oh they will know, that is the issue they will know it's me and they will know who it is and then some other people will go menhera over my post. But just know, it's not (you)

>> No.71813377

>>71812115
ive actually never watched you so im not sure but your design is cute

>> No.71813487

>>71813302
Renata and kliffoth/bloom/her new obsession

>> No.71813506

>>71813302
can you repost, i missed it and not i'm FOMO

>> No.71813528

>>71810385
Jamie should fix that but the two polys are like night and day it's funny

>> No.71813534

>>71813487
Stop trying to guess, i'm not her

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>>71811521

>> No.71813660

>>71813506
NTA, >>/vt/thread/71802617#p71811996

>> No.71813828

>>71813615
nta but that's actually where i want to be kind of so thanks

>> No.71813831

>>71812379
IM making it now and so far i have. A Orc with no tribe wanders a desert and find a large tree base that has tech inside and now i learn on the internet . What do yall think

>> No.71814045

>>71813660
Hot...

>> No.71814089

>>71813615
So glad I'm not on this list.

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>>71813615
you can absolutely sexpest digby

>> No.71814304

My urges to eat gscha keep increasing, now I find myself in a situation where I'm tempted to eat him even in my dreams...

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>>71814208
oh nyo

>> No.71814460

>>71810982
Too late I am going to announce my graduation in 4 months from hololive. No one will believe you after I make the tweet

>> No.71814771

i still want it to be me...

>> No.71815080

>>71814771
Me too, brother, me too...

>> No.71815246

>>71814771
I know I'm not worthy of getting someone vageposting about me like that so I no longer care

>> No.71815305

dont vaguepost about me unless you have the gonads to DM me. i dont like half measures and cowards

>> No.71815381

>>71815305
But I only do it because I don't have the courage to be upfront with you...

>> No.71815564

>>71812379
Yes, but everything I haven't shared elsewhere is secret :] for now.

>> No.71815565

>>71815381
just say hi

>> No.71815579

>>71815305
This, every single vaguepost to my name/identity makes me fucking angry

>> No.71815714

too scared to message... don't even know what to say... they already have so much history and i'm just a no one... i'd rather keep fantasizing that every little thing you do could potentially lead back to me rather than face the truth... i'd rather continue to refresh every page i can and be delusional... maybe one day you'll realize or maybe you already know. it's not like i hide it that much outside of here... i wish there was more of you i could consume...

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>>71815714
Do NOT vague post like this you are making me go crazy and I am crossing fingers to not be the one who you are talking about as it seems they should have realized but I have realized shit about anyone who watches me FUCKING DM THEM WITH JUST AN ICEBREAKER AND GET CLOSE TO THEM THEY HAVE DMS OPEN FOR A REASON DO NOT VAGUEPOST DO NOT VAGUEPOST DO NOT FUCKING VAGUEPOSTTTT

>> No.71816100

If you're even taking a post seriously that uses any sort of first person pronouns you're already a fool.

>> No.71816366

>>71813244
Shorts are meant to only be shown to people through the algorithm, with no user involvement in choosing which videos to watch whatsoever. Which is kind of the antithesis of what a thumbnail is used for.

That's the idea at least. In reality they do show "thumbnails" of certain shorts on the frontpage and good thumbnails would make those shorts get clicked on a lot more.

I think the real reason youtube doesn't allow it is because they were just trying to copy tiktok and tiktok works like that.

>> No.71816487

>>71816100
I know that my vagueposter isn't serious about me.
But even if it's fake I still get very happy because I don't get too much attention so I screenshot every one of his posts and I read them when feeling down

>> No.71816554

He still doesn't know my vaguepost was about him hehehe..

>> No.71816633

>>71816487
I probably should do this, screenshot positive posts about me. I feel like most of what I read here is negative so maybe it would help me feel a bit better and motivated to keep going.

>> No.71816642

Me. You. We. Bad. Good?

Yes. No. Maybe.

>> No.71816665

I love you

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I wish /asp/ designs had more recognizable color schemes/easily translatable color schemes. I want to practice painting more by painting space marines or Tau like people but it's rough.

>> No.71816731

I'm going to start vagueposting about vague posters, they don't know with which one of them I fell in love do now they will be forced to feel the way I feel about you

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>>71816693

>> No.71816866

>>71816781
do me do me!!!

>> No.71816879

Whenever I see you in my chat, you brighten up my day, I am so thankful for you choosing me...

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>>71816866
I only made two sets. If you're in either then congrats, (You).

>> No.71816935

>>71816693
if your character can't be translated down to two or three colors it needs more work
>>71816781
these line tests are unironically a good measure of a character's color scheme and basic design, but it always bothers me when they add line breaks or horizontal lines to create more detail. feels like it's missing the point of the test.

>> No.71816966

My vague poster at least has the decency of naming me or quoting a post with my name on it.
Thank you vague poster, you are very cute :3
Also you gave me more than one erection but you don't know I'm talking about you

>> No.71817029

>>71816935
Its more like stylized minimalism than a true "color peg test"

>> No.71817057
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>>71816926
> too new

>> No.71817083

>>71812197
>>71812115
why are you back to self posting again letania

>> No.71817084

>>71816642
I don't know.
Can you repeat the question?

>> No.71817104

>>71817057
They don't make them anymore, last one was in october or maybe november

>> No.71817137

>>71816966
Claudette...

>> No.71817143

>>71817057
it's literally a single bar cut up into color chunks, anybody can make one of their own model if they spend five minutes on it

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>>71817104
December. Just got wrapped up in making other things. They're not too hard to make so really anyone could make them.

>> No.71817206

>>71816935
Yeah, I'm probably hyper biased since it's my design, but the same metallic for the left arm, right leg, and helmet, green for the body and brown for gloves/boots. Outside of the blue details it's basically 3 colors.

>> No.71817241

>>71817029
At least now you are not berrating over it not being the real thing, which you never even bothered in searching for

>> No.71817255

>>71816935
>test
It's just a cute exercise. If it was a test then it's a meme of a test.

>> No.71817304

Someone teach me how to flirt, preferably a chick.

>> No.71817305

>>71817241
Sorry, did you think you were responding to somebody specific?

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>>71817137
that's not me lmao im too retarded for things like that

>> No.71817361

>>71817137
Nope, I won't tell you if you are right
My vague poster is the cutest because he makes me feel loved and he always claims to be happy to see me in his chat
Once I discover who he is I'm going to do unspeakable things to him even if he was lying about everything

>> No.71817425

>>71817241
ESL

>> No.71817442

>>71817361
i wish he had a chat for me to be in...

>> No.71817497

>>71817442
Anon everyone here has a chat...

>> No.71817780 [DELETED] 

>>71816966
>>71817361
VITA WHAT!??!!???!!!?

>> No.71817953

>>71817780
No him

>> No.71818190

>>71817780
Hmmm

This poster is definitely the vita vague poster

And that other post was definitely vita

Just dm each other already

>> No.71818324

>>71782615

still laughing about this, thank you

>> No.71818380

I woke up too late. It’s over.

>> No.71818695

why is no one on... i have to watch NL to get my balatro fix

>> No.71818719

Better luck next time sleepyhead

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>>71817780
Not fun when I vague post about you huh.
Feel the pain, feel the anger I feel when you vague post.

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71818945

Frog playing Chrono Trigger!
https://www.twitch.tv/kukukaeruvt

>> No.71819174

>>71808851
>sukadrii doesn't even have an audience to begin with
Which is probably why he doesn't talk much to begin with. Interact in the chat and maybe he might wake up.
Do ya want him to turn from NGMI to GMI? Would knocking off the sadboi vibes actually get people watching?

>> No.71819246

>>71819174
This isn't how streaming works at all. If you expect chat to carry your stream as a literal 1 view you are completely hopeless.

>> No.71819340

>>71818945
Yee

>> No.71819509

>>71819246
Chatters should stop being selfish and talk

>> No.71819635

>>71813615
Now name all 12 men in the female tier

>> No.71819803

>>71819635
you'll never guess number 12!

>> No.71819808

>>71819174
>actually its the viewers' fault for not watching me and chatting

>> No.71819843

>>71819246
Wrong. Lurkers are entitled. If you want a good stream you should talk. No more of this.

>> No.71820004

>>71819843
You're right. And if they don't get what they're looking for they'll pass right over you. Be entertaining or perish.

>> No.71820051

>>71820004
You're cancer

>> No.71820269

Remember to do community events with your viewership. It's very important to make viewers feel welcomed and appreciated by participating with them. You don't even have to stream it if you're worried about ToS violations from non streamers.

>> No.71820397

>>71820269
I am thinking of commissioning a halfbody model that only shows my ass from behind so I can chromaley my ganeplay onto my model's ass. Thoughts?

>> No.71820547

>>71819843
>>71819509
Who fucking cares what "should be". That kind of thinking will leave you dead from an overdose in a ditch. Learn how the world actually works so you can get what you want from it.

Putting expectations on viewers drives away both viewers and and further discourages chatting. Viewing a stream needs to be a relaxing experience, not a high pressure one. In a low ccv environment even overly engaging chatters who do talk in your chat can drive them away if you do it wrong.

This kind of expectation also makes people think you are pathetic. People watch streams to be entertained and be put in a good mood. Watching some literal 1 view be sad and sit there hoping to be entertained by chatters is pretty much the most depressing thing possible.

There are people that will pity view you, and give you pity chat messengers, but you cant get past 3-4 ccv with those types. They will move on to the next sack of sadness if you have more than a few viewers, which will leave you perpetually at 2-3 ccv for the rest of your existence.

>> No.71820560

Something I don't see many vtubers take advantage of is the ability to turn 3d models to the side or away from the camera. You can do the same with a png if you a png of the back or side of the model and toggle it. This is much more difficult with live2d.

>> No.71820674

I like it when you talk in my chat.

>> No.71820717

>>71820547
Calling them sad is entirely projection on your part.

>> No.71820755

>>71820560
you can rig a l2d to do it, the reason no one does (and why no one turns their model away) is because then you lose the main point of face tracking: having a face on screen...

>> No.71820768

>>71806579
I LOVE YOU ANON

>> No.71820770

sukadrii, i dont know anything about you and im afraid to watch your streams because you sound incredibly menhera, but if your streams are you just sitting there in silence hoping something will happen/come to you- it wont.

design is key for males too. i know a guy whos been streaming for 2 years and is still a 1-3 view streamer. either you change, become a viewer again, or you accept that this is the best youre going to do.

>> No.71820774

Vita where are you you haven't been in my chat for a while and I miss seeing you...

>> No.71820846

>>71818945
>22 viewer
>dead chat

>> No.71820889

>>71820755
But then I can have ass tracking with extra jiggle

>> No.71820929

>>71820770
What am I supposed to talk about?

>> No.71820948

>>71820755
>you lose the main point of face tracking: having a face on screen...
You're thinking too simply. The point of facing is to create a more immersive experience for your viewers that flesh streamers can't do without aid of clunky green screens and the like. Facing towards the content with your viewers can give a feel of experiencing the content with them rather than merely starting towards them while it plays next to your head.

>> No.71820958

I like having zero ccv

>> No.71820982

The kliff/daiya slip up on /cbdct/ should have taught all of you that vague posters are most likely talking about themselves.

>> No.71821046

>>71820929
If you have to ask this you need to ask yourself what you're trying to get out of streaming.

>> No.71821066

>>71820982
Wow, I didnt know I was a girl!

>> No.71821080

>>71821046
Why?

>> No.71821107

>>71820929
It sounds like you don't watch small streamers. Watch some low view guys here sometime, the vast majority of them are actually quite good at keeping conversation going even with completely dead chats. Chats can be pretty slow for long periods of time even into the 30+ ccv range. Talking without chatter involvement is the number one most important skill to being a good streamer.

Even just doing a stream of consciousness "oh im going to do this, lets go over there" style of stream commentary is better than long periods of silence.

>> No.71821157

>>71821107
But I don't know what I'm supposed to say. I do stream of consciousness and then people here say I don't talk.

>> No.71821173 [DELETED] 

>>71818891
But I do name you, and tell directly to you that I like you...
If I was this annoying, I might just completely stop, I was thankful for, once again, having you in my chat this weekend, but I guess I'm only an annoyance to you...
Sory... I'm sory that I like you if that is also annoying...

>> No.71821252

>>71821080
Lets pretend that you're serious.

People watch streams to be entertained, not to entertain the streamer. If you're not streaming to entertain people, they will know and they will pass you by without chatting, without watching you, and without giving you a second chance. If you have nothing interesting to say, why would you go into a hobby/business built on talking? Were you expecting people to show up in your chat and tell you what to talk about? Why specifically you? Have you given them a reason to be interested in your opinion on a random thing they heard or saw? You have to be interested in something to be interesting. People have to see you interested in something to be interested in hearing you talk about it. You shouldn't need to ask somebody else "what should I talk about?" you should already know what you're interested in.

>> No.71821320

>>71820929

anything that comes to mind, comment on stuff in the game, think out loud. it's hard at the beginning but it gets easier. talking allows people to have something to maybe comment about.

i have a lot of lurkers in my streams because they just like listening to my voice, so i've learned to literally just say everything i'm thinking when i'm playing games. there are a lot of times where i'll ask questions to chat and no one will answer, but thats also normal.

if its this hard and mentally frustrating for you, i would highly consider just stopping because being a streamer, especially a male, vtuber isnt an easy path unless you put a lot of effort into everything and even then you might not really grow if you stop your momentum.

do it if its fun, dont do it if its not fun

>> No.71821347

https://www.twitch.tv/ramnorthewanderer
Come watch me getting bulied by chat

>> No.71821416

>>71816693
It astounds me that you think these are worth sharing online Lance. They're awful.

>> No.71821473

>>71821252
I have watched several big female art streams just hum their bgm into their mic for 3+ hours straight and get over 100 ccv. What about them huming off pitch into a mic while drawing is considered entertaining or shows they are imterested about anything?

>> No.71821504

>>71820982
It was 100% Kliffoth's fault.
Everyone else was collateral damage.

>> No.71821523

>>71821473
Because I want to fuck them.

>> No.71821551

>>71821473
> female
> art
> cute female humming to music for 3 hours straight

it's cozy

>> No.71821584

>>71821252
I don't have anything to say. That doesn't mean I'm not trying to entertain. I just don't have interests.
>>71821320
I already do that but people still say I never talk.

>> No.71821659

>>71821584
if you're doing that, then its good! just keep at it. people will always crab, but when they notice that you're trying to do better, they'll also acknowledge it.

>> No.71821679

>>71821416
Post minis

>> No.71821711

>>71821659
I'm going to kill myself live. Maybe I will reach affiliate then.

>> No.71821742

i hope you're sleeping soundly...

>> No.71821755

I want to suck on Daiya’s nipples and make him squirt

>> No.71821832

>>71821755
Do you think he is a moaner, a groaner or a crier?

>> No.71821836

>>71821755
I wish someone would say this about me

>> No.71821865

>>71821584
>I just don't have interests.
Find something that interests you then, even if that's just a new game you've never played before. Use streaming as an excuse to try out shit like Path of Exile or Mahjong or Yugioh or anything that looks like it could become a new home for you.

>> No.71821888

I can't find games to stream anymore.

>> No.71821895

https://twitter.com/NezumiCoco/status/1750137377819873356

This artist still seems to have an opening. It's been pinned over a month. The mouse character in the profile was also used by a certain infamous Vtuber briefly but they're completely unrelated (it was/is like $20 on one of the pre-made vtuber sites)

>> No.71821904

Vagueposters are going wild today.
I guess I will check the thread tomorrow.

>> No.71821968

>>71821832
All three, just different tiers of abusing his fat nipples
>>71821836
Cool, I don’t know who you are though

>> No.71822052

>>71821551
I didn't say she was cute. She sounds like a female version of gollum

>> No.71822061

>>71821473
I don’t know if art streams are a good example here. There’s several art streamers floating around that rack up 100+ ccv and they don’t even use their mics in general

>> No.71822073

>>71821865
My big passion is race statistics but I can't discuss that on twitch

>> No.71822090

>>71821968
What kind of nipple abuse is there?

>> No.71822125

>>71822090
Pinching, sucking, abusing

>> No.71822151

>>71820929
If you have to ask this you are not cut out for streaming. I'm not trying to be mean but not everyone is an entertainer

>> No.71822194

Making friends through streaming is probably one of the least efficient methods possible. Go join some discord servers and find people to talk to there. Streaming might not be for you. Thats ok.

>> No.71822344

>>71822194
Discord is horrible for that

>> No.71822346

>>71822073
My passion is ancient music theory (the music of medieval renaissance and Baroque periods) with a deep enjoyment of species counterpoint but I doubt anyone wants to see me analyze or perform some carlo gesualdo madrigals or some bach fugue live

>> No.71822406
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>>71813615
I can be BFE! Look! See guys??? I’m sexpestable!

>> No.71822420

Unironic non-crab question- why do you think cats is doing so much better as bonnie? I always recall cats struggling for reasons I couldn't really place, but she seems to be doing a lot better now as bonnie, and I wonder if there's some learning there for us all.

>> No.71822459

>>71822346
If you have a nice voice I’d listen to you ramble about anything. Nerding out about your special interest is really cute

>> No.71822472

>>71822346
>but I doubt anyone wants to see me analyze or perform some carlo gesualdo madrigals or some bach fugue live

me me me me me me me

>> No.71822858

>>71822052
someone is gonna jerk off to that

>> No.71822883

>>71822420
Cats took a long ass hiatus and vacation which absolutely kills viewers.

>> No.71823005

>>71822420
Right now she's pandering hard to a specific niche of viewers. As long as she can keep that niche's attention she'll do fine.

>> No.71823053

>>71821584
>I don't have anything to say.
Ask yourself, "why would I watch somebody who has nothing to say?"

>> No.71823063

>>71822420
Momentum is real, and debut buffs for girls is also very real. I feel like she is a much stronger streamer now than when she started, and she actually advertised herself when she rebranded so she was actually able to build some momentum from the start.

It looks like she took months of being a 2-3 ccv streamer to selfpost on asp, and she only did it a few times. Girls stuck in this range usually either have some fundamental problems with their stream quality (no mic, completely unintelligible accent, super depressing attitude) or do absolutely no self promotion or networking. Even when she did start doing self promotion and networking it seemed kind low effort to me. She barely posted in asp at all.

>>71822883
Also this.

>> No.71823167

>>71823053
So what do I do about that

>> No.71823198

>>71823167
Do you want me to explain how to breathe too?

>> No.71823206

>>71822406
why is your model so fucking ugly then, just use this picture

>> No.71823260

>>71822420
She has rin wasabi supporting her from the shadows now.

>> No.71823275

>>71823198
I'm here for advice.

>> No.71823371

>>71823275
we gave you advice... you're not listening and just pointing out other people and comparing yourself to them. take the advice we gave you, try it out (inb4 but i already did) no, literally try it out for a week from today and then come back again.

momentum and growth is different for everyone and you cant compare yourself 1:1 to anyone here or outside of here.

>> No.71823383

>>71813615
Severyn should be in the not your model tier since he uses one of the most common premades for males

>> No.71823403

>>71823371
I did none of those things. What are you talking about? I haven't gotten any advice. Who did I compare myself to?

>> No.71823693 [DELETED] 

Be honest. Do you all want me to kill myself?

>> No.71823731

>>71823693
Pity bait like this is played out.

>> No.71823800

>>71823693
I want you to take your meds and go get something to eat.

>> No.71823803

>>71823693
>>71823403
Scissors...

>> No.71823806

>>71823275
No you're not.

>> No.71823833

>>71823731
So what do you want from me? I feel like the only people who show up are doing it because they think I'm going to crack and go crazy. Its not pity bait. This is who I am.

>> No.71823834

>>71823803
Do you feel like an asshole making posts like this?

>> No.71823851

>>71823403
How would you have felt if you didn't eat breakfast yesterday?

>> No.71823884

>>71823806
I literally am though. Why are you dismissing me? You say I do things I don't do and you ignore everything I say.

>> No.71823893

>>71822420
She’s ignoring all males vtubers and focusing on being a female only streamer. Also her new model is a lot better than her vroid model.
It sucks she paid a lot for her cats live2d model and then didn’t use it.

>> No.71823905

>>71802617
Bruh who put this retard as the image of the thread

>> No.71823914

How do you come up with shit to call your chat, im blanking so hard

>> No.71823922

>>71823833
I don't want anything from you because you've told me that you don't offer anything.

>> No.71823933

>>71823851
Why am I being trolled? I just asked for advice. Point to where I've gotten any.

>> No.71823938

>>71823800
Eating is sinful that's why I only eat one meal every 2 or 3 days. It's the path to enlightenment

>> No.71824010

>>71823905
I put him there because all you dumb males are ngmi so he is the perfect poster child for the thread

>> No.71824011

>>71823922
I asked for advice.

>> No.71824023

>>71823905
Who do you think, genius?

>> No.71824030

>>71823933
Advice: do what you want. Talk or don't, it's your stream and you will do what you want to do

>> No.71824059

>>71824011
>Why doesn't anyone talk in my chat?
because you're not talking and there's nothing for chat to be interested in talking about or staying to watch
>How do I talk?
By having things to talk about
>How do I get things to talk about
By having interests. Like every person with above vegetable intelligence does
>How do I do that?
>How do I do that?

>> No.71824060

>>71824030
Why do you think I'm opposed to talking? I don't understand what I did for the conversation to turn like this.

>> No.71824102

>>71824059
I just told you that I am talking.

>> No.71824106

>>71824060
Because you're quiet most of your stream

>> No.71824120

>>71824011
And I axed why you don speek any. Dumb nigger scissors

>> No.71824131

>>71824059
Kongou had good advice for chat interaction, but I’ll never forget how he basically said you should ask chat questions to get them involved and then I tried doing it and got 0 replies in chat, making me feel even more embarrassed.

>> No.71824134

>>71824011
Here's an advice: Stick those scissors in your forehead

>> No.71824139

>>71824106
I have not said my name. When I check my vods I'm always talking.

>> No.71824143

>>71824131
THIS

>> No.71824153

holy shit you are insufferable

>> No.71824161

>>71823914
Honestly that shit is so hard. some people make it look so easy because they're themed after stuff like a vampire or some kind of animal and there is always some kind of small creature associated that you can use. But what if you're just a person? what the hell do you call your chat

>> No.71824203

Scissors is okay. You should give scissors a chance. Scissors talks a lot.

>> No.71824205

>>71824131
Kongou typically is doing lectures discussing topics that the audience is already engaged with listening to. Asking questions is just socratic

>> No.71824243

>>71824203
>Scissors talks a lot.
I joined his stream and felt RAPED by the silence and sheer awkwardness

>> No.71824280

I wish I could do handcam and outdoor streams

>> No.71824281

>>71824243
Go cancle him on twitter for rapping you

>> No.71824283

Here's some advice. Enable your vods so people can actually give you good advice. Also you should critically watch your own vods and try to figure out areas to improve on yourself.

>> No.71824287

Scissors just come with the terms that it's over it's time for you to hit the oil rig or something

>> No.71824313

>>71824287
Horrid post.

>> No.71824371

>>71824313
It's pretty real advice and something he doesn't want to hear sometimes it's just the best to let go, not everyone can be a vtuber

>> No.71824387

>>71824205
His advice was for Vtubing in general, and asking questions IS a good way of getting chat interacting.
The problem is, it’s not always gonna work, it depends on your chat.

>> No.71824399

>>71824371
You're a bad person.

>> No.71824411

>>71824287
I don't understand how scissors ever got a girlfriend. Why do all the schizo boys get one

>> No.71824451

>>71824203
I was watching him and Khubie at the same time, and he was literally chatting in her chat WHILE BEING LIVE HIMSELF.
He is just stupid.

>> No.71824453

>>71824131
You're supposed to ask questions that you can also answer yourself and continue to talk about. Andy's good at this since she briefly answers her own question while also giving people time to answer if they want to. She continues her tangent if they don't.

>> No.71824463

>>71824371
I like scissors as a person but I agree
His streams bum me out

>> No.71824466

>>71824280
what's stopping you from doing handcams? plenty of vtubers do

>> No.71824467

>>71824411
It's probably a type of girl you don't want to be around if it's even a girl

>> No.71824491

>>71824411
>all
Most dont

>> No.71824526

>>71824280
I'm gonna do cooking streams eventually and just wear one of those green anon suits and just greenscreen something funny on it

>> No.71824535

>>71824411
Name schizos with girlfriends

>> No.71824545

>>71824466
I'm poor.

>> No.71824551

need me a boy whos as depressed as scissors but also isn't retarded and can still function

>> No.71824552

>>71824467
Qb is his gf. You think that's a guy?

>> No.71824604

>>71820269
Hard when you have barely any viewers. Most people just want to enjoy the stream in the background while doing something else

>> No.71824607

>>71824551
Me

>> No.71824613

>>71824551
There are many here like that.

>> No.71824632

>>71824551
Me but I'm not a chuuba

>> No.71824660

>>71824552
Schizo dating rumors are back? /asp/ is finally back to normal!

>> No.71824677

>>71819246
Works fine for girls. They only need one parasocial chatter to get the ball rolling

>> No.71824709

>>71824660
Thread was almost bearable for a couple threads there. Thank god anon saved us from that.

>> No.71824722

>>71824551
Smart people put effort into hiding their depression because they realize that appearing depressed will poison every aspect of their life.

>> No.71824725

>>71823693
I didn't before but I do now

>> No.71824768

>>71824660
Should we post dating tierlists?!

>> No.71824808

>>71824722
Or maybe they just aren't that depressed.

>> No.71824863

why are reborncranevt and sukadrii following mel. unfollow now you retards.

>> No.71824865

How do I find a game to play

>> No.71824913

How do I prepare my streams. When people say they work on their streams what are they talking about? I'm not talking about events or any kind of unique content. Just the basic stuff. What does preparing mean?

>> No.71824932

>>71824722
>>71824808
I'm depressed and I have a lot going on in my life. I don't make that my chat's problem because my viewers are watching me to relax and have a good time, not hear about how miserable my mundane life is outside of stream. I also don't stream to have a shoulder to cry on about non-vtuber things so why would I burden them with it?

>> No.71824957

>>71824863
Softblock them

>> No.71824963

>>71824677
Even girls will have 0 chat interaction if they are a literal 1 view.

>> No.71824975

>>71824535
Scissors Iriya Crane Shaina

>> No.71825032

>>71824932
I don't do any of that either. People can just tell.

>> No.71825034

>>71824808
I'm good at hiding the sadness, and I use streaming as a way to escape it rather than wallow in it.

>> No.71825044

>>71824660
It's not a rumor she confirmed it

>> No.71825048

>>71824551
I try not to stream if I'm feeling particularly down that day

>> No.71825051

>>71824913
-Develop things you want to talk to your viewers about or show to your viewers.
-Develop ways to present what you're talking about or doing in more interesting ways.

You prepare for stream by doing all of the things that you'd do live on stream when you're winging it (which I know most of you are by default) and doing it in advance. Organize all of your overlays, toggles, assets, images, videos, youtube poop collections, etc instead of waiting to fumble with it on air.

>> No.71825054

>>71824957
if they don’t unfollow her like pittie did i will

>> No.71825080

>>71824963
Actually, girls with zero chatters scare me, there must be a reason why and I would rather not find out

>> No.71825096

>>71825051
How do I find things to talk about?

>> No.71825105

>>71824957
Does that work on twitch?

>> No.71825116

>>71825032
Then there's no enough distance between your real self and your stream self.

>> No.71825145

>>71825096
Are you human? Why do you keep asking "how do I do this", nigger this isn't science
Do you have 0 social skills?

>> No.71825149

>>71825105
You can block people to lose their follow, yes

>> No.71825152

>>71825096
I'm going to beat you with a rock.

>> No.71825186

>>71823063
Yeah the lack of will to shamelessly self promote seems pretty common. For every predebut vtweeter there are many that just stream and don't even want to use shit like twitter

>> No.71825188

>>71825116
What does that mean?

>> No.71825202

>>71824863
What the fuck kind of weirdo polices other people's follows? Touch grass.

>> No.71825227

>>71825202
NGMI

>> No.71825244

>>71825202
theyre following mel nekomata, no one should be fine with this

>> No.71825246

>>71825188
It means you were born without a personality.

>> No.71825253

My oshi followed me

>> No.71825255

>>71825044
No she didn't schizoanon... Is this some elaborate plan to crab QB after all?

>> No.71825264

>>71825246
So what do I do with that?

>> No.71825274

Does anyone have the comic of the retarded kid crying because he wants to pet a dog and then the people come over with the dog and he's like "how"

I can't find it, but that's what this feels like

>> No.71825278

>>71825096
Make a list. Hyde has good zatsus bc whenever he thinks of something to talk about with chat while he’s not live, he puts it in a note on his phone so when he does a zatsu, he has 10-15 things to talk about already.

>> No.71825291

>>71825244
I have no idea who that is and I have no idea why I should care. Touch grass

>> No.71825332

>>71825264
You ask endless vapid questions on /asp/.

>> No.71825340

>>71825278
I tried to do that but I had nothing on the list after a month. How do I get ideas?

>> No.71825349

>>71825253
me too it's randon

>> No.71825352

>>71825244
Who the fuck is mel nekomata? You mean that retarded ai elf brap tuber that shits up ever wasp thread? Leave the schizos there.

>> No.71825357

>>71825274
>Kid
It's an adult lmao, love how the women starts insulting him in that comic

>> No.71825365

>>71825291
lied about getting into NIJISANJI and production kawaii, lied about having cancer twice to get donations, buys hundreds of VTuber models and rebrands to get away from viewers she hates, claimed Pippa doxxed her, farts on stream, list goes on

>> No.71825386

Excuse me is there demand for me to vtube?

>> No.71825417 [DELETED] 

>>71825352
Elfin's PL

>> No.71825426

>>71825365
Is that why that elf hoe got so many followers so quickly? Because she isn't really a new chubba??

>> No.71825437

>>71825274
This comic stops being funny once you have actual problems in life and realize how cruel it is to make fun of someone like that.

>> No.71825440

>>71825365
>lied about getting into NIJISANJI and production kawai
This matters who whom exactly?

>> No.71825453

>>71825386
are you a deep voiced ojisan with a nerdy interest that you're extremely knowledgeable about?

>> No.71825458

>>71824963
Yeah but people actively look for them. If they hear a male voice they just close stream but if they hear a cute girl and see no chatters they are more likely to stay and keep her company. Done this and because i tell them to fix the worst flaws i notice and give them motivation to not just sit there in silence playing something more people will always pick them up. Sometimes those vtubers had been streaming months to no one but i did not get to keep her for myself for that long

>> No.71825468

>>71825386
Nobody’s demanding you to vtube. Do you think itll be fun? Do it. If you’re asking if there’s enough demand to make money, probably not.

>> No.71825513

the obsessed mel shill got ignored in /wasp/ and moved to /asp/, just ignore

>> No.71825534

>>71825426
someone posted emails of mel saying she is elfinpsyop but I doubt its real because elfin said she will take that person to court and sue over it.
>>71825440
it matters because she’s constantly throwing vtubers under the bus to run away from her viewers.

>> No.71825555

>>71825253
Male vtubers never follow me but multiple girls did

>> No.71825593

>>71825555
Trips for gmi

>> No.71825595

>>71825534
>run away from her viewers.
If those viewers are anything like you I'd run away too.

>> No.71825633

>>71825534
>but I doubt its real because elfin said she will take that person to court and sue over it.
Sue her? Elfin is poor as fuck lol

>> No.71825709

>>71825534
That's just more proof it is mel since the elf bitch also said she is homeless and streaming from under bridges and in libraries and shit, yet has the money to take someone to court

>> No.71825726

>>71825633
Isn't that just her keyfob

>> No.71825772

>>71825633
>>71825709
if mel isnt elfin then those emails are libel and elfin could take mel to court pro bono

>> No.71825787

>>71825534
Silly that you would stream if you want to be treated like a lurker. Maybe she should pretend to be a male instead that would be far more effective

>> No.71825796

>>71825458
Relying on chatters is a NGMI attitude even for girls. Of course they are going to better than an equivalent guy, but this attitude will badly affect their growth in exactly the same way. It takes a lot of viewers to have a consistently active chat. A girl with this attitude from the start will never make it to that level, especially so if they are not interesting to begin with. You have to approach streaming as an entertainer, not an entertainee, to really get anywhere.

>> No.71825821

>>71825772
Nobody is taking a libel case like that pro bono

>> No.71825833

>>71813615
>No attraction whatsoever
Thank god. I do NOT want to attract that audience. It seems like nothing but trouble should you even think about shifting the direction of your content even a little.
>>71808535
Again, I cannot be halal. I enjoy bacon too much.
>>71807698
I do not understand so I will research on my own.
>>71807210
I have no reason to vaguepost. I'm just one drop of NGMI in the sea of NGMI males. I'll keep on keeping on until I just disappear with no notice.
>is Zeph.

>> No.71825894

>>71825833
The chart says the yeast is halal not your diet.

>> No.71825910

>>71824768
Yes, I can't wait to see Rura next to Iriya and Mond next to Poly again!

>> No.71825919

>>71825821
I think he meant to say pro se. She could just file it herself and only pay like $300 in court fees. The content on that alone would generate more money than $300.

>> No.71825955

>>71825910
Me too! My favorite couples!

>> No.71825958

>>71825796
If the chatter is dedicated you really don't but yeah most people don't really have what it takes to truly make it, but they should always be able to get a nice community of 20 to near partner ccv range by just being nice and engaging

>> No.71825997

>>71825894
but is it still halal after being handled by haram hands? Legitimately curious on this.

>> No.71826007

Schizo talking about emails needs to know that emails with files on them show an attachment. Amateur hour.

>> No.71826073

>>71826007
mel sends fetish content another way, email is just correspondence. if you don’t know what youre talking about thats fine

>> No.71826092

in what thread were those emails shown

>> No.71826123

>>71825997
Google says that baker's yeast is fine. The only kind that isn't is brewer's yeast because its associated with or a product of beer.

>> No.71826165

>>71826073
Schizo shit up wasp AND made a catalog thread.

>> No.71826203

>>71826092
/wasp/ /pcg/ and the mel thread from yesterday. it was a cat box link so shouldn’t be too hard to find on warosu

>> No.71826223

>>71825919
I don't believe you can do this anonymously. Would a self dox really be worth it over some silly troll comments

>> No.71826256

>>71825593
that's quads retardchama.

>> No.71826355

>>71826256
What is quads but just trips with an extra number

>> No.71826358

thread's moving so fast no one will know I'm going to suck Vita's cock one day!

>> No.71826482

>>71825340
I get a lot of ideas while just driving. Given, I drive very long routes tho usually, taking multiple hours. Is there anything you definitely do weekly and gives you some alone time to just think about stuff??

>> No.71826519

>>71826358
I read this, good night anon.

>> No.71826532

So is cats actually bonnipaws?? Or is that just a rat I shouldn't pay too much attention to?

>> No.71826535

>>71824131
But this makes chat the entertainment not you

>> No.71826551
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>>71811406
>>71813615
>not at the bottom for once

>> No.71826607

>>71824722
>>71824932
>>71825034

my type

>> No.71826623

>>71826532
is it not incredibly obvious? I mean if you cared enough you'd know by now

>> No.71826645

>>71811406
Good list, I don't think I'm suited for BFE anyways.

>> No.71826712

>>71826482
I'm alone but I have no ideas.

>> No.71826797

>>71826519
he's going to hold my soft, warm body close to feel my warmth while his gorilla thick body hair rubs up against my pale, smooth, delicate skin!

>> No.71826808

>>71826623
I'm bad with voices. Like really bad. Also I thought she rebranded into nyacanigosomething recently, not that she made a completely new account

>> No.71826842

So are Iriya and Rura really dating now?

>> No.71826843

>>71826607
I'm gonna dream about you now because I need it. I keep a strong, happy face but all I want is someone to hug and hold me.

>> No.71826853

>>71826532
Are you DEAF?

>> No.71826858

>>71826532
I get the feeling you would still ask this even if she told you to your face.

>> No.71826872

>>71826808
And I didn't pay too much attention to waspies since I assume they are all going for GFE and I really don't give a fuck about GFE lmao

>> No.71826908

>>71826872
I guess you are just retarded. Lurk more, dipshit.

>> No.71826940

>>71826551
chuuba like kishibe when

>> No.71826986

>>71826872
>I assume they are all going for GFE
Next you'll believe that the girls are self-posting there and its not just a schizo wishlist for all of them to embrace the GFE internet-escort lifestyle

>> No.71827003

>>71825919
I doubt she knows how to do that

>> No.71827015

I'm the epitome of boyfailure. I have no skills. I got fired from mcdonalds. I have no viewers. I mess up basic household stuff. I'm 32. I'm a virgin.
Why isn't anyone grooming me?

>> No.71827053

>>71827015
Hi!

>> No.71827064

>>71826797
Another post saved, thanks bro I was feeling kinda low this entire week and a half

>> No.71827083

>>71827015
because you don't offer anything worth grooming

>> No.71827119

>>71827064
for you Vita, it's no problem. I wish I could get to know you in private.

>> No.71827159

>>71826986
Some definitely are from what I've seen, but still. Bonniepaws and the bird girl definitely are from there and they don't seem to interact with males, so at the very least for these two my assumption would be correct. They are going GFE

>> No.71827175

did i just see a patchey ad

>> No.71827237

>>71827119
Yeah, well maybe one day you will talk to me, have a nice day.

>> No.71827257

>>71827159
Bonnie literally replied to me on twitter a few times and is generally a fun person to talk to. Pittie however doesn't acknowledge me at all and that's whatever I guess. She's in her lane, I'm in mine.

>> No.71827265

>>71827159
Pittie came here saying how much we talked about her being gone and whatnot, when her last mention was like a week ago before she brought herself up, lmao

>> No.71827307

What is that female buff i hear you all talk about? Males here have many times more views https://www.twitch.tv/baffliction

>> No.71827326

>>71827257
You can still reply to viewers when going GFE anon... You're a viewer to them.

>> No.71827370

>>71827237
we've talked a few times. maybe in the future we can talk more.

>> No.71827401

>>71827159
>>71827257
Go back to your threadsplit schizo

>> No.71827451

>>71827053
>>71827083
I'm sorry. I post stupid stuff when I go to buy peach rings from 711. I'm sorry.

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71827465

I see someone was skin walking me earlier.
https://twitch.tv/sukadrii
Resuming Sonic Adventure 2!

>>71824863
>>71825054
done

>> No.71827472

>>71827265
Yeah Pittie occasionally comes here but it's obviously mainly because of leeching. Like, imo that's not a bad thing, you wanna grow as a vtuber, but she definitely does not want to interact with the guys here.

>>71827257
And zenya followed me on twitter and twitch, doesn't mean she's gonna interact with me now. It's kinda the breadcrumbs that GFE tubers give. Then again, I don't want to be so mean, they are really just heavily limited in how much they can support male chubers without handicapping themselves.

>> No.71827489

>>71827451
Wow anon you're such a cutie!! Tell me more

>> No.71827513

I just wasted an hour trying to stand in my own shadow and not understanding why I couldn't
I spent 30 minutes drooling to see if I would run out.
I think I'm too stupid to stream.

>> No.71827521

>>71827451
>didn't get me any
See, now I'm definitely not going to groom you

>> No.71827524

>>71826842
No, they're dating me

>> No.71827543

>>71810616
Please don't do this. Last time an /asp/ie did it he was made fun of until he left and reborn in /flavr/

>> No.71827548

>>71827401
I've never set foot in that thread.
>>71827326
yeah I guess I don't really care
>>71827472
that's fine, they don't need to support me. I get that the environment is different and much more beneficial for them. not gonna hate a girl for doing what she has to to grow.

>> No.71827594

>>71827489
>>71827521
I'm poor i can only afford peach ring for me im sorry I don't have a job

>> No.71827623
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>>71827594
Share your bag NOW

>> No.71827634

>>71827594
so that's the kind of person that the peach ring poster is

>> No.71827653

>>71827594
Hehe, I want to pinch your goofy cheeks so bad

>> No.71827837

you guys made me realize i'm GFE... i thought i was just being friendly with everyone and a little fun flirty on twitter but now i might as well go all in. wait but am i still GFE if i play games with you guys?

>> No.71827864

>>71827015
Neetbros aren't real. I have yet to find a single one

>> No.71827881

I'm GFE but I'm male

>> No.71827907

>>71827548
Yeah I wasn't really arguing whether GFE is good or not anyways, I am personally just not a fan of that content. It doesn't speak to me but I'm also not socially inept or anything so there is that.

>> No.71827947

>>71827837
Play with your community which might include vtubers too but is not limited to just them

>> No.71828016

>>71827837
>wait but am i still GFE if i play games with you guys?
No.
Male collabers are the one thing gfe unicorns hate.

>> No.71828053

>>71827881
Haru post.

>> No.71828263

>females are leechs
Yet I could say more than 20 males who NEVER dropped by my streams. Interesting dissonance there

>> No.71828324

>>71828263
Did you ever talk in their chat or raid into them?

>> No.71828654

>>71828263
I only do mutual support

>> No.71828697

>>71828654
Fake male

>> No.71828717

>>71826986
>GFE
>BFE

wtf are these

>> No.71828721

>>71827881
post whimpering audio

>> No.71828795

>>71828717
Greasy fajita especial
Big fat enchilada

>> No.71828798

>>71828697
There's only so much time in a day and I'd rather give that time to people that support me

>> No.71828807

>>71828263
Tbh a lot of people here I may have seen like, once or twice in my stream but so be it! I can barely make time for aspies either, and if I do it's mostly just to say hi or anything of that sort. The balancing between keeping in contact with the people here and actually networking and meeting other streamers is HARD! And it's something that pays off really slowly as well!!

Then again, I am not entitled to their time and I do interact with people on social media and such (and they interact with me) which is a lot easier. That and of course discord, used to VC with them a lot but currently the servers I'm in don't really do much TT

If you really want people to join in, keep posting your link here. Eventually people will hop on in, if even for a little while

>> No.71828821

>>71828717
ERP but part of the ERP is also pretending to be single and socially stunted

>> No.71828835

>>71828324
I never watched fwofie before she appeared on my chat one day. But I will still entartain you: yes

>> No.71828860

>>71828324
No I just expect everyone here to worship my small pee pee

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>>71813487
not a vagueposter sorry! hope that anon achieves their yume dreams. maybe you should fucking name them so i can draw it for you VAGUEPOSTER
also name chuuba

>> No.71828947

>>71828896
Draw white digby

>> No.71829147

Gary hit em with the
meow
ow
ow

>> No.71829208

>>71828896
Draw the adventurer types at a quest board looking through quests.

>> No.71829250

>>71828896
Haru, tomorrow is his birthday.

>> No.71829271

>>71811406
Well you did nail the one guy who actually does bfe

>> No.71829319

Where is the sonic autism bro?

>> No.71829452

>>71828835
i try to lurk in everyones chat when i have time. the ones i've interacted with have been friendly and i'd eventually like to get to know some of you more (please dm me i'm shy)

>> No.71829476

Page 11 why not make a new thread already?

>> No.71829481

>>71829452
hi fwofie

>> No.71829495

>>71829147
dr jr.

>> No.71829603

>>71829452
I'm even more shy

>> No.71829809

I need to stop eating before stream. I keep on burping and it's disgusting and I should die.

>> No.71829859

>>71829603
i guess we'll never talk... (outside of stream)

>> No.71829951

>>71829923
>>71829923
>>71829923

>> No.71830277

>>71828896
It wasn't a dream, it actually happened, I just hope it'll happen again..

>> No.71830501

i miss you...

>> No.71830538

>>71816693
NIGGA THINK YOUR PAINTS

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