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>> No.71796393

>>71796253
In Bizzaro world, you bow to the CEO, and he gives you cool shit to enjoy.
Thanks Yagoo, Cover is the best Bizarro Company in the history of, maybe ever.

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>> No.71796511

>>71796393
Man, this totally makes all the Yagoo mansion memes worth it. Sure Yagoo bought a mansion but he also lets everyone party in it.

>> No.71796630

>>71796253
It's so cool how each new model fits the theme of the character! And it's not just how you'd imagine a 20-30 year old woman to dress!

Like Noel's brand new suit of paladin armor is so cool! Thank God she's not just wearing a sweater or something stupid.

>> No.71797139
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I can't believe they terminated Fubuki like that. I knew she was having trouble smiling lately, but did they really have to post her full name, address, and social security number in the termination notice? It was just one cover...

>> No.71797419

>>71797139
Fubuki literally doxed Rushia and tried to molest Sister Marine. It's just a blessing Chris and Aloe were there to stop things before it got too bad. It's like when Coco sold out the CN's branch and was weirdly nationalistic for JP, considering RM stuff.

Hololive wouldn't be the same without the big 3! Rushia, Chris, and Aloe.

>> No.71797440

I told yagoo all monster girls gen wouldn't work.

>> No.71797510

>>71797419
Yeah but even then, think about how much she did for the company, especially after they hired that skank Luna. She nearly sunk the entire company with her edgy humor and diss tracks against Phase JP.

>> No.71797664

Yagoo really dislike males huh. Like, its kinda strange seeing him tweeting anti male propaganda everyday. Starting to think Yagoo might be male hating feminist.

>> No.71797721

>>71796253
>Can't keep their play buttons
>Yagoo uses them to line the walls of his mansion
Nice agency Holokeks

>> No.71797753

>>71797510
Luna only exists because she draws in rich old men and we both know it. And let's be real fucking real, it was Towa who did wayyyy more the Fuckbuxs over there. She was just as bad as Luna honestly.

>> No.71798282

have you seen A-Kun's giant bulge? godamn that man is packing.

>> No.71798327

its so nice scarle and aster got married!

>> No.71798519

Yo wtf another 12 hour Gura stream

>> No.71798550

>>71798327
Go away Nijibrony
Let us enjoy our whores and their endless yabs in peace
Doesn't Riku have another piece of Niji merch to model for?

>> No.71799520

Stop posting your holowhores, this is a WACTOR board

>> No.71799909

>>71797721
Why are you so jealous? I would be honored to have my play button hang next to other talenten-livers in one room.

>> No.71799910
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>>71796253
Pay. Fol mai. Manshun.

>> No.71800663

>>71799909
nta but I remember when Suisei said she could ask Cover for her play button "any time she wanted"
I have to wonder, though. With so many Hololivers, none of them asked for their play button? Really?

>> No.71800778

>>71798550
This. You'd think that nijibronies would be too busy with shit like nijifes and their non-stop 3d lives

>> No.71800916

Paying to see a 2d concert.
holokeks tech always in shambles

>> No.71800964

>>71798327
*Whistles* you really understand how Happy this makes me and I am glad...

>> No.71803769

Man, is it just me or does Gura stream a bit too much these days

>> No.71804215

>>71796253
That collab with FuwaMoco and TEMPUS was awesome! I hope to see more in the future.

>> No.71804400

>>71796253
It's impressive how Yagoo was able to hold on to Mano Aloe, a shame for the rest of Gen5 though

>> No.71804459

>>71804400
Gen5 will always be 1 !

>> No.71804670

>>71796253
Damn, heard Tanigo's buying a second Yacht. How many do you guys think he'll end up with?

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>>71804670
A reliable source told me, that he plans to form a fleet of them for Japan's new naval defense.
Which will consist of cute anime girls torpedoing enemy vessels.

>> No.71804775

It was nice seeing Aloe and Rushia collab for the first time. They seem like very mentally stable women.

>> No.71805117

Oh man that Mio's playthrough of Ghost Trick was fucking amazing. I'm glad Capcom exists and hope you find the time to check out the VOD

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>>71796253
I hate how the dykes keep leeching off the Hololive boys. Collabing with the popular boys isn't going to make the girls more popular. Female unicorns aren't interested in watching dykes and I wish they'd fuck off. I also wish Faun would do more BFE and ASMR. He's so good at it.

>> No.71805904

Its a good thing that our Main Officer of Purity - Natsuiro Matsuri, is such a prude.
We wouldn't want anyone making lewds or developing a desire for the talents.
That would be against what God wants.

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The mansion is built from the play buttons of our talents.

>> No.71808059

>>71806346
burn the mansion

>> No.71808236

>>71806346
it was heartbreaking when he didn't even bother to get play buttons for fuwamoco and just hoarded the free one from YT in his mansion.

>> No.71808729

The financial impact of our decission to terminate Gura and slander her will be negligible.

>> No.71809742

>>71808729
Good for Cover. She was getting too big for her britches anyway. There's no such thing as a clique in EN.
>b-bu-but muh Kiara clique rrat
Meds.

>> No.71809818

It was extremely retarded to fire Haachama and Coco over Taiwan. Bunch of fucking Chinese bootlickers.

Atleast Riku was smart enough to leave the Chinese market

>> No.71810120

Okay, but when will the Selen, Zaion, and Scarle clique face justice for bullying Elira out of every marketing campaign? I know Niji's stocks are thriving right now, but letting that stuff run in the background reflects poorly on the company.

>> No.71810312

I really DON'T want to fuck Rosemi

>> No.71810948

>>71810120
Very dissapointed in Jurard and Octavio. They stain Pilipino legacy online unlike Millie. If they keep this up, I will only recognize Millie as the only big Pilipino vtuber

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>>71804765
>Hololive School Fleet
10/10 I would actually watch this if it was real

>> No.71813991

Fuck, it’s been 3rd wave this year and it’s just only March. Soon the EN alone will own more characters than the entire Touhou Project.

>> No.71817277

>>71797139
It's the only way the talent will learn that they did wrong and YAGOO was right to do it

>> No.71817441

>>71796253
1 Finana = 1 kilo Gura

>> No.71817537

>>71804765
Every time someone mentions yachts I think of the stupid fucking Yubiyacht pasta.

>> No.71819432

>>71813991
SEND IN THE NEXT GEN!
THE HOLOLIVERS MUST FLOW

>> No.71819546

>>71796253
It will never stop being funny that we now use pekora as an unit to measure 2views performance.
What a fucking disaster her career has been.

>> No.71820558

>>71808236
He got a 2nd fuwamoco play button to display in his mansion

>> No.71820775

>>71797419
>Mel doesn't exist even in the bizarro world

>> No.71821067

>>71804215
their banter with vesper and magni is the best honestly, Still a bit concerning nobody is talking about the black box video with Kiara Altare and Shinri tho, They really didn't need to do Mumei like that

>> No.71821245

>>71821067
Shachi is doing well for herself tho, Mogs all of EN effortlessly with her drawing streams, Even beat out that all EN offcollab karaoke and Snubbed Kronii's birthday supas with a single piece of paper kek

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>>71804765
Would declare war on this navy so I can immediately submit my conditions and terms of my unconditional correc... err surrender.

>> No.71821494

>>71796253
>CRASH THE PLANE<
<CRASH THE PLANE>
>CRASH THE PLANE<

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>>71821494
Still can't get over the fact THIS was considered a reasonable use of funds

Yagoo needs to be fired immediately

>> No.71821601

Yo yo, what is up fellow Calliopeople!

>> No.71821689

>>71821585
Is that Arma 2 or a flight sim?

>> No.71821695

I LOVE HOMOS!

>> No.71821749

>>71821689
Pretty sure it's Microsoft flight simulator

>> No.71823228

>>71821067
Mumei is a shameful woman with BDP defamed innocent livers

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A SECOND PLANE HIT THE COVER HQ

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