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youth risky edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1768403569936318495

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>> No.71565744

First for shummy

>> No.71565797
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i very much love fallenshadow

>> No.71565832

love is fading edition

>> No.71565864
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not even in death will we part

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>>71565744
I like that she's bony but that her tummy is still soft, could rub your cheek on it.

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i want to pin you down while i lick your collarbones and neck shondo

>> No.71566159

oh we're using this place like her mallows now
not a bad idea, I like the change of pace

>> No.71566316

shondo in my arms while i resist the urge to backseat

>> No.71566466

AHHH

>> No.71566650

I haven't bothered watching the stream today despite telling the anon yesterday not to miss it

>> No.71566782

i won :)

>> No.71567105

>>71566650
disgusting

>> No.71567124

no you didnt

>> No.71567173

he didnt but i will :)

>> No.71567201

forgot how shit DS1 feels to play now

>> No.71567272

>>71567201
it feels the best to play but this isn't /v/ so I wont sperg

>> No.71567412

I love my gold digger of a wife

>> No.71567425

any post that has ever been made and ever will be made about winning refers to me

>> No.71567435

>>71567272
kek

>> No.71567566

>>71566106
what's going on inside a female mind when they're put into a situation like this

>> No.71567665

>>71567425
I made this post

>> No.71567712

shit i didnt think about that its over

>> No.71567854

why is she being a baby

>> No.71567858
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>>71567566
something like this but more intense

>> No.71568014

>>71567566
women can only think about rape and money, so she's either thinking about her holes being penetrated or how expensive her ransom will be

>> No.71568028

anyone else gonna write a 5k word thesis

>> No.71568097

>>71568028
I love her, but not that much

>> No.71568155

>>71568028
on what? i had to take a shit so i missed whatever this is referring to

>> No.71568217

>>71568028
I'm barely able to come up to 10 words

>> No.71568231

>>71568155
nothing she just timelooped husband trials and now wants us all to compete in a writing contest

>> No.71568362

>>71568155
made a joke about writing a formal essay about her, then said that if someone wrote it she would read it.

>> No.71568461

>>71568155
i think the subject was about why she is cute

>> No.71568501

i would write an essay about her but i wont post it publicly
guess i will just email her

>> No.71568679

My brain poopie today

>> No.71568708

>>71568679
mine is worse

>> No.71568722
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shondo is cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute 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cute

>> No.71568724

write an essay on how much of a conniving cunt she is

>> No.71568780

>>71568362
>>71568461
thanks. could easily do something like that

>> No.71568786

>>71568722
bit short init?

>> No.71568788

>>71568722
This is going to be the essay that 90% of people submit (the other 10% chatgpt)

>> No.71568869

she must have watched this game so many times. does she really not remember?

>> No.71568906

>>71568869
gta5 all over again but this time she doesn't care

>> No.71568918

>>71568869
she has dementia, please understand

>> No.71568992

>that reaction
she would absolutely love gothic
you go from a pleb to god through the course of the game

>> No.71569071

my wife is so bad at video games

>> No.71569073

>>71568992
the would absolutely hate gothic its clucky as fuck

>> No.71569144

>>71568992
nobody likes gothic you old man

>> No.71569173

pig mention, shes here

>> No.71569192

>>71569073
its not clunky at all, its actually very intuitive once you get used to the controls
>>71569144
fuck off zoomer, oji-sans run this shit

>> No.71569238

>>71568786
that is just chapter 1 of 20
>>71568788
i wont share my truest thoughts here

>> No.71569375

>>71568788
I'm going to use my work openAI account so that we get flagged for inappropriate usage

>> No.71569380

I like how she still hasnt gotten the hint after her weapon bouncing off the pig so many times

>> No.71569392

dont say it dont think it

>> No.71569454

oink

>> No.71569503

SHONDO YOUR HEAVY ATTACK

>> No.71569607

Overhead attacks are a stupid meme and shouldn't be in the game

>> No.71569683

>>71569454
grrrr

>> No.71569711

>>71569683
what i think it's cute

>> No.71569987

everything about her is cute from her giant 4head to her tiny shontoes
but her oinker is especially cute

>> No.71570087

>>71569987
she's unironically the prettiest girl in the world to me

>> No.71570252

why is she too scared to explore and fully relying on chat for navigation

>> No.71570258

Amazing map design

>> No.71570289

>>71570252
woman navigation debuff

>> No.71570321

>>71570252
Because she sucks and doesn't want to be embarrassed. Not brain surgery.

>> No.71570363

im specifically not playing any souls game because that way she can teach me to play and feel very proud but then i can turn the tables when i inevitably become better at it than her

>> No.71570959

holy fuck shes high level going into kappa

>> No.71570978

>shondo consumes your soul
>oh it wasn't that many, I thought it would give more
>dies

>> No.71571255

>I hate dogs. I'm not a white woman...mentally
I fucking love her so much.

>> No.71571269

What has she been leveling all this time? Her health is low and her damage is low but she's explored a decent amount of areas

>> No.71571326

"death counter guy" oof

>> No.71571334

>>71571269
endurance

>> No.71571358
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imagine punching shondo in the tummy, you don't really want to do it because you've spent the last 6 months overcoming her touch aversion and don't want to set that back, but she keeps pestering you about it and she has been withholding all affection from you. you relent and she sits down on the bed, and you playfully feint left and right hooks at her while asking if shes really sure, and she keeps insisting she is but you just send one to her tummy while she is mid sentence. she keels over forward and you reach up to her chin and raise her head toward you and kiss her deeply on the lips to associate the pain with pleasure before putting your non dominant hand around her neck and slapping her tummy like a tambourine

>> No.71571365

>>71571326
welcome to 2024 shadow

>> No.71571367

>>71571269
damage and hp are fine

>> No.71571425

>>71571367
fine for someone with 2 hours playtime maybe

>> No.71571482

shes wet n ready for capra

>> No.71571862

I can't stand that ugly ass xdd emote people spam thinking they are funny. I'm gonna block every single one of you.

>> No.71571875
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tired of shondo sneaking into your bed, you turn the table and sneak into hers, wrapping your arms around her and sniffing her hair, playing with her bangs and looking at her stupid sleeping face, playing with her nose with your index finger and smiling to yourself before drifting off to sleep and being woken by an ear curdlingly screech and searing pain as she digs her fingers and teeth into your forearm

>> No.71571880

>still ending in the burg

>> No.71571891

>>71571862
you're not me

>> No.71571948

whore slut

>> No.71572030

shes obsessed with cucking (you) now

>> No.71572035

>>71571862
xdd

>> No.71572073

>>71571862
xdd

>> No.71572079

>doesn't care about time anymore
she really is in NL

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>>71571862
block this

>> No.71572089

>>71572030
all part of the sissy hypno

>> No.71572114

shes always steering the conversation to guys she finds hot nowadays lmao she sucks so bad

>> No.71572125

>>71572086
done, md5 filtered

>> No.71572151

>>71565676
Shon is radicalizing me, but the more that happens, the harder it gets to still love her, the more I think women like her should suffer.
But if I don't love her then I stop being radicalized and go back to normie and that makes me like her again.

>> No.71572260

>>71572079
nice of nina to let her stream late even when she has to go to the office

>> No.71572357

>>71572125
>he thinks a checksum will stop it
>a broken checksum at that
lmao

>> No.71572387

>>71572125
based r tard

>> No.71572419

water torture with shondo, dunking, waterboarding, drippy drip drip cold water onto her forehead for 4 and a half hours, forcing her to drink 8 litres of water before spinning her round like a beyblade, forcing her into the deep end of the pool and only rescuing her right as she tires out and her head drops below the surface

>> No.71572434

>>71572357
I can keep filtering them as long as you keep editing them, go ahead, make a new one. I'll never see that unique copy again.

>> No.71572451

>>71572151
The classic shondomic oscillator problem

>> No.71572525

>Aren't all of our days numbered?
May 1st.

>> No.71572652

>>71572525
no matter how much I keep reminding them they don't seem to understand

>> No.71572770

She is going to end the polycule soon.

>> No.71572836

shondo you fucking asshole if you don't end now ft will have to stream late again

>> No.71572984

>uses the stove without permission
>streams late
Shes in her rebellious phase

>> No.71573036

chester you narcissistic faggot
if you're going to leave no one else needs to fucking know
don't interrupt my wife ever again you stupid cunt

>> No.71573037

that was frustrating as fuck

>> No.71573052

even though ive never played these games i still enjoy watching you play them shondo so although i cant really chat as much as usual you should probably play it twice a week instead of some shitty kusoge

>> No.71573069

>>71572984
I'm convinced she's doing it passive aggressively

>> No.71573128

>>71573036
how new are you you seething faggot lmao

>> No.71573174

>>71573036
kys nigger

>> No.71573187

>>71573069
just like how she forces the conversation into other people you find attractive so she feels justified sharing her own cuck fantasies

>> No.71573235

>>71573128
i've been here the last hour

>> No.71573326

that was fun and I'm a little excited for the next souls stream

>> No.71573351

her going overtime triggers my autism so much

>> No.71573383

>we're defending stupid retards here now
what has become of this place

>> No.71573409

>>71573326
agreed

>> No.71573471

I hope she drops souls. that made me rip my remaining hair out

>> No.71573489

i feel nothing and am seriously considering suicide yes I will do I flip for you

>> No.71573592

>>71573036
Vito, Chester and Doctah need to have highlight redeems removed somehow
vito and chester for larping as a fucking airline every stream for announcing departures and doctah for highlighting every other thought that comes to his head

>> No.71573595

>same tone of voice for a supposed friend as for a random creep who wants to grope your tits
streamers are soulless man

>> No.71573624

>>71573489
good luck!

>> No.71573668

I hate her gaming streams and her retarded zatsu streams. Would be better if she dropped them

>> No.71573678

>>71573595
you don't need to keep repeating yourself, i heard you the first time

>> No.71573694

>>71573592
doesn't she just ignore highlights for the most part?

>> No.71573701

>>71573592
>doctah
I like him but yeah, the rest of them can get ended by bapy for all I care

>> No.71573712

>>71573678
?????

>> No.71573772

>>71573489
be happy >:(

>> No.71573774

>>71573694
she read mine about the secret irish monkey island so that's all that matters

>> No.71573802

>>71573694
only because they're usually misused

>> No.71573815

grrrrr nooo i hate it when my internet fake relationship wife pays attention to someone else she never does that for me grrrrrr grrrrrr stop talking to her stop getting her attention stop having friends by virtue of being nise grrrrr everyone should be as miserable as me and be too afraid to try and speak to her or get her attention at all grrrrrrrr

>> No.71573819

>>71573187
If there is one person I can think of who has cuck fantasies here, it would be you

>> No.71573848

>>71573668
What could she even stream 5 times a week that doesn't involve gaming streams or zatsus

>> No.71573868

>>71573815
jesse

>> No.71573901

>>71573848
my penis entering the shunny

>> No.71573931

>>71573819
ostrich

>> No.71573955

>>71573848
flesh streams

>> No.71574010

>>71573955
her streaming on kick when she goes to da klubbb

>> No.71574034

alright guys i have to go work i'll see you later syadouWave syadouWave syadouWave

>> No.71574060

somebody should tell her to upgrade the black knight shield too

>> No.71574059
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still thingkin about that curry

>> No.71574092

>>71574034
I hate this post because you made it to annoy me and it's working

>> No.71574156

>>71573931
this doesn't work when most people here watched the stream and can't even understand what the fuck you're even talking about

>> No.71574228

shondo i can be your bonfire if you let me pat the shunny when you go into oestrus and feel like being weird

>> No.71574231

she should play black souls instead
>inb4 dewd says blacked souls

>> No.71574336

>>71573595
i went back to listen to the times she told me she loved me too and i have been cured of my brainworms each time. even if she doesn't really care about me i can pretend that she does and i will make her care about me for real

>> No.71574412

>>71574336
tanya?

>> No.71574478

>>71574412
yeah im going hard on all the barbies but you will never catch me >:)

>> No.71574508

https://pastebin.com/5BzCHNQu
https://pastebin.com/0KSME85w
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>> No.71574643

>>71574508
my ranking... shondo... play a game i know things about... i need interaction... *coughs up blood*

>> No.71574728

powerbombing shondo into your indoor pool

>> No.71574924

How was my favorite side hoes stream today? Vod worth watching? Sorry I couldnt watch babe but I was busy actually talking to my other oshis after a fruitful day of getting replies from them on X(formerly Twitter) and Discord.

>> No.71574954

>>71574924
I don't know, it starts in 15 minutes

>> No.71575263

>>71574508
>I forgot to chat today.
Gosh dang it

>> No.71575315

using shondos shunny in my skincare routine, applied by her rubbing it on my face directly, its potency is like the fountain of youth

>> No.71575456

>>71574508
I thought I didn't chat a lot, but it turns out that was wrong

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really just wanna hold her close once, with my hand on the back of her head and fingers in her hair

>> No.71575881

Is good stream today? It look like people got angry during zatsu and spent majority of time arguing abt chatters rather than commenting on stream. Did she progress today and have fun?

>> No.71576013

kill every shogger with a ribbon under 1 year and over 2 years

>> No.71576041

>>71576013
we run this shit

>> No.71576055

>>71574924
No. It was frustrating as fuck and she's STILL IN THE FUCKING BURG despite chat guiding her into super poise god sword build. She literally sits at corners waiting for chat to tell her if it's ok to go forward.

>> No.71576062

>>71576013
Smile in chat right now

>> No.71576083

>>71574924
>>71575881
If you value your time I would say today was kind of skippable
Nothing too interesting during zatsu and gameplay was a bit slow because of her autism

>> No.71576088

im glad we wont watch the movies i suggested because that gives me more things to watch together with her in future

>> No.71576296

Im glad were not watching good movies so I can feel good skipping the shitathon
I hate movies and Shondo

>> No.71576323

>>71576083
I mean I feel bad for missing stream today so im going to watch it but sounds like it might be a 2x VOD

>> No.71576447

>>71575870
this audio lives rent free in my head
i wish she would tell me she loved me i would literally never be able to leave and would be her eternal happynodder slave if she did

>> No.71576451

I'm always excited for a marashon.

>> No.71576553

Skipping her stream for Ninas was the correct choice, it seems.

>> No.71576702

>>71576553
Either way you're supporting their household

>> No.71576752

>I’m in a good mood today, and I hope you are too.
>Tell me about your day I’ll sit here and listen.
It’s very cute and sweet when she does this. I wouldn’t do it all the time bc of the novelty or whatever, but it’s nice to keep in the back pocket. Vod is off to good start :)

>> No.71576786

>>71576702
;)

>> No.71576831

>>71576752
except shes literally lying and doesnt read a damn thing

>> No.71576878

>>71576752
you get the same experience talking to a brick wall or a jpeg

>> No.71576898

>>71576831
wrong she even read about my day

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>>71576752
it was very nice but it really just made me feel bad that i didnt do anything interesting and even if i had done she wouldnt have read my message anyway
it will go into my 'Shondo welcomes you home and asks about your day' ASMR though

>> No.71576960

>>71576831
fake news she read a lot of my messages today :)

>> No.71577049

>>71576831
She read about my day. She even saved it and brought it up later.

>> No.71577208

I'm still in disbelief that today was the first time she's used the stovetop.

>> No.71577362

>>71577208
i will teach her how to work a grill, ocd be damned

>> No.71577366

>>71577208
>Shondo says fuck it I’m a big girl
>I’m using the stove
>grilled cheese time
>doesn’t burn anything
no homo but I’m proud of her.

>> No.71577373

>>71577208
Would you trust her to? I wish we could tell Forest Elder on her for her family's safety

>> No.71577672

i left stream after she started gold digging live and flaunting her top donors, how was today otherwise?

>> No.71577733

slapping shondo in the face 17 times because you had to sprint into the house because you can see fire through the kitchen window because shondo started a pan fire trying to fry some homemade chiggin nuggets after you showed her how

>> No.71577854

>>71577672
Reminder who is near the top of that list of Bits.

>> No.71577873

>>71577672
Shit gameplay sht zatsu tons of kek talk in both

>> No.71577879

>>71577854
Lisa is #1 by a lot

>> No.71578024

>>71577879
How do we compete with him, it's shover.

>> No.71578104

>>71577373
She seems fairly competent at things that are not video games, mental states aside

>> No.71578112

>>71577672
we run this shit

>> No.71578118

>>71578024
He's gone because he failed to groom her multiple times

>> No.71578194

>>71578112
no thats newchads

>> No.71578251

>>71578104
she cant cook tho, case in point her floury mince pies

>> No.71578334

>>71578251
i would eat her mince pie if you know what i mean

>> No.71578496

>>71578334
I think I understand

>> No.71578506

>keeps house at 80f
Shondo what the fuck are you doin’ hun that’s literally summer time hang out by the pool weather hahaha holy shit

>> No.71578564

>>71578506
she doesn't wear clothes at home

>> No.71578563
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Shotoes for somnium

>> No.71578562

i would powder sugar over her shunny and drink the nose powder direct from the tap

>> No.71578660

>>71577672
ok I guess i'll watch the vod since no one knows

>> No.71578891

>>71578564
no she wears 3 layers and doesnt sweat

>> No.71578953

>>71578891
that post was an invitation for writers to send shondo sex stories

>> No.71578970

>>71578563
thanks anon :)

>> No.71578996

>>71571358
Cute, but I'd never kiss her on the mouth

>> No.71579057

Shondo I would prefer you had a jungle down there and didn't keep it bald, just an FYI.

>> No.71579088

>>71571875
Kek, i liked this one

>> No.71579184

>>71578891
she only wore ft's t shirts and pantsu when she lived with him but idk how shed do that with ninas shirts

>> No.71579208

>>71578953
i want to run my hands between all the layers of shondos clothing, caressing poking and tippy tapping before moving one layer deeper until skin on skin and rubbing my hand all over her sweaty back

>> No.71579330

>>71573489
SadCat noooo don't an hero yourself
Unironically

>> No.71579380

I hate when she says factually wrong shit and then ignores people correcting her

>> No.71579458

I like how Shondo says vitamins is that a UK thing to say it like that?

>> No.71579471

>>71571358
Yes this is my fantasy

>> No.71579475

>>71574231
Kek

>> No.71579587

>>71579458
yea

>> No.71579677

>>71579380
i find it funny when she says something that i know is wrong and then ignores my message. wish i was a favourite so that wouldnt happen :(

>> No.71579793

>>71574508
I didn't have much to say today, so pretty much the same as other ds1 streams
Not knowing the game really makes it hard to get messages in. Thankfully I still got read quite a lot during the game, more than in the zatsu by quite some amount, plus I made her laugh pretty hard today, so that made me feel good

>> No.71579800

>>71579677
dont worry she does that to favorites too
I would know, im a favorite and she ignores every single message i send

>> No.71579865

She chats so much complete shit about aspects of life in the UK that it genuinely drives me insane. I don't know how she can state things so confidently when she's so sheltered.

>> No.71579871

I'm just a temporarily embarrassed favourite.

>> No.71579990

>>71571358
I like this one anon :)

>> No.71580022

>>71579865
its cute and makes me happy when she does it desu
it gives me the sense that i could really enrich her life just as much as she has enriched mine. its my goal to make her as happy as i can

>> No.71580431

Were you guys kidding about doing the 5k word essay or are you going to write something

>> No.71580567

>>71578251
>case in point her floury mince pies
We're not going back to this, it was fucking powdered sugar

>> No.71580617

>>71580431
i email her a 5000 word essay every couple of days anyway

>> No.71580698

>>71580431
I dont think ive even sent 5000 messages in chat in 2 years

>> No.71580738

>>71580567
They looked delicious

>> No.71580882

I don't like cake, but I'd eat any cake she makes

>> No.71581021

>>71580882
>I don't like cake
what a stupid thing to say
fuck you

>> No.71581159

>>71581021
SadCat

>> No.71581340
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71581340

>>71580882

>> No.71581368

id eat her cake

>> No.71581476

shondo I know you're here reading my posts specifically
just one taste of the shunny, that's all i'm asking

>> No.71581571

>>71579865
did u know that in the uk u get a free car if ur oldge

>> No.71581592

i made that post but a single taste would never be enough

>> No.71581708

>>71581592
sure but all you need to ask for is one
what is she going to do? push you away?

>> No.71581751

shondo please... let me win already :(

>> No.71581780

>>71581708
emotionally, yeah

>> No.71581806

I don't know if I'd eat her cakes but I'd definetly eat her cookies

>> No.71581876

Cheating is exhilarating. You should try it

>> No.71581900

>>71581876
I do shondo

>> No.71581909

>>71581876
Shut the fuck up Shondo

>> No.71582056

>>71581876
i cheat on you everyday with sho and Nina, shondo

>> No.71582129

>>71581876
your side hoe, please.....

>> No.71582158

side hoe doko

>> No.71582205

he really got himself a solid 1 view...

>> No.71582269

>>71581876
No thank you. I already got it out of my system early on; felt like dogshit afterwards. It’s not at all what it’s cracked up to be. No more cheating! Only Shondo!!

>> No.71582453

when im mad at shondo like today i force myself to party time to her rtx because its the closest thing to raping her that i can do. i always feel terrible afterwards and usually end up crying

>> No.71582520

as an american I have no frame of reference for if shondo's chatting shit or not so I just take everything she says about the UK as gospel

>> No.71582527

i would never rape her without permission but i would bully her in other ways

>> No.71582690

>>71582520
basically all of what she says is true but she just misses details or words stuff weird a lot of the time

>> No.71582701

>>71582520
anytime she mentions anything connected with a real life situation it's almost exclusive to her weird freak americanized family

>> No.71582806
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>>71582690
>basically all of what she says is true
shut thef uck up happyNodder she is constantly wrong

>> No.71582838

>>71582453
This is just like the guy that would have anger jerks after losing a match in overwatch. He’d look up rule 34 of the game enemy team bc it made him feel better afterwards haha

>> No.71582882

>>71582806
explain how then instead of shitting yourself on how clueless she supposedly is

>> No.71583004

>>71582882
Error: Comment too long (378346758383475/5000)

>> No.71583073

>>71583004
then post 3 shig

>> No.71583204

>>71583004
uh oh, meltdown

>> No.71583245

>>71583004
I believe in you

>> No.71583387

>>71582690
This is a lie.

>> No.71583428

>>71583387
then prove it

>> No.71583573

>>71574508
>100% read rate
im insane, see you in the inner circle shoggas

>> No.71583651

>>71583428
I don't have to prove shit to you; I live in the same country. Anyone else from the UK knows I'm right unless they're also a hikineet.

>> No.71583782

>>71583651
are you the same retard that said she was lying about the government scheme that got FE his car?

>> No.71583809

>>71583428
i don't want to ruin it for you when she talks about the real world
i have to mute her nowadays because she talks so much shit, which wouldn't be so bad but she does it with such confidence
it makes me want to throw her into the nearest wall
maybe that's her game though

>> No.71584001
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71584001

its cute when shes wrong so confidently
it makes me want to do this

>> No.71584093

>>71583782
No, because there are schemes for those with mobility issues if you meet certain requirements. It's not quite as generous or easy to get as she made out though.

>> No.71584156

>>71584093
Everything is trivial when you are the late FE

>> No.71584208

he fought in wars you know

>> No.71584287

I like when she's stupid because its like she's a dumb lil girl
I dont like the cuck shit though

>> No.71584346

las malvinas son agentinas

>> No.71584440

shondo sensei, where am i supposed to submit my essay?

>> No.71584444

I wouldn't mind her being stupid constantly if everyone in the chat called her out on how stupid she was being
it would be fun even

>> No.71584624

>>71584287
too bad, she is making all her husbands feminised cuckholds and you should embrace it to support your wife

>> No.71584628

>>71584444
that would just be mean she would probably cry

>> No.71584652

>>71578953
I'm so tempted to write that 5k word thesis and in the middle of all those descriptions of how cute she is, there will be a page dedicated to a shondo sex story and send it to her. Might take more than a week though

>> No.71584684

>>71584444
forsen

>> No.71584687

>>71584628
xdd

>> No.71584760

>>71580431
what exactly is the prompt? i could probably do it, need to write anyways.

>> No.71584771

I feel like everyone complaining about her being wrong is dumber than she is.
She's often ignorant, but seldom really wrong

>> No.71584795

>>71584444
most of the chat is also very stupid or is as intelligent as the first result in google
its also not really worth getting into an argument with her over some irrelevant shit so i dont press the issue if i comment at all. i dont need to be turned into another lolcow shogger

>> No.71584853

>>71584771
her being ignorant leads to her being wrong

>> No.71584880

>>71584795
not you though, you are vewy smawt :)

>> No.71584883

>>71584771
>dumber than she is
she is unironically more intelligent than the majority of the population and that includes her viewers
notice how the people who think she's dumb are usually saying something retarded

>> No.71584891

>>71584771
youre wrong a lot of the time shondo but thats okay because i love you a lot
i just wish you werent so ignorant of my existence

>> No.71584986

>>71584880
yes :)

>> No.71585000

>>71584883
I don't remember the last time she was right on anything
Or wrong on anything for that matter
Help

>> No.71585038

>>71584853
it leads to her talking about things in odd ways that morons can't process

>> No.71585176

>>71584883
I never claimed she was dumb, I said she is frequently wrong about aspects of life in the UK, which is true. The other anon saying he gets frustrated with the things she talks about might think she's dumb though, I don't know.

>> No.71585196

"Shondo isn't wrong, her high IQ thoughts are just too complex for your feeble brain to process" is a take

>> No.71585227

>>71585000
the stream yesterday where she thought that cycling for a few miles to a manual labor job was a big issue

>> No.71585270

>>71585038
This is a genuinely insane statement.

>> No.71585323

You don't need to white knight her so much bro, she won't fuck you. It's okay to admit she is wrong a lot of the time.

>> No.71585352

I bet shondo couldn't even explain how magnets work

>> No.71585423

>>71585352
I have a PhD in physics and I barely can

>> No.71585456

>>71585352
i dont wanna hear from a vtuber wife, y'all motherfuckers lyin an gettin me pissed

>> No.71585482

>>71585352
can you?

>> No.71585550

american evening antis are the most boring

>> No.71585625

>>71585550
You're the American that doesn't understand bants

>> No.71585660

>>71585323
but i know you get off on messing with me shondo, why would i stop when we're having so much fun?

>> No.71585685
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71585685

Took one of my side hoes out to the same spot as my former main bitch, she was way more fun.

>> No.71585718

>>71585456
thank god someone understood

>> No.71585791

>>71578891
anon stop you weren't supposed to take it seriously when she repeated this 20 times and doubled down against chat's doubts, you were supposed to know she was exaggerating
I bet you think she's ACTUALLY hairless and not just relatively so

>> No.71585867

As much as I don't think she's really been wrong about taxes (for example), as a boomer with complex finances I'd be happiest if she just never talked about it again. It's just boring

>> No.71585920

>>71585791
you werent supposed to take my post seriously

>> No.71585925

I just like hearing her yap about anything and make funny chats back at her

>> No.71585981

>>71585685
pinis

>> No.71585993

>>71582690
so there's really no PO boxes in the UK?

>> No.71586007

>>71585925
i made this post btw

>> No.71586040

shondo gives that sass when she shakes that shass down at da klubb, baiting on /shon/ while she pre games at da pub

>> No.71586043

>>71585685
inis would be good side hoe material if she wasn't friends with shondo

>> No.71586071

>>71585227
an hour bike ride both ways sucks cock lance

>> No.71586089

>>71585993
of course there are PO boxes and a hundred companies providing that service you daftie

>> No.71586175

>>71586071
you are unfit

>> No.71586193

>>71586089
call her the daftie that was her statement, hence she went to liverpool to send her merch with a fake address

>> No.71586302

>>71586193
i know she said that and she is still stupid

>> No.71586347

>>71586040
underrated post

>> No.71586399

>>71586175
lol dont play tough guy youd rather kys than do that after carrying heavy stones and equipment around all day

>> No.71586526

>>71586399
i would sooner cycle back and forth to a manual labour job than leech off my mentally ill older sister

>> No.71586542

>>71585993
i'll give you that one is just completely untrue and it confuses me too why she doesnt have one for business and privacy purposes

>> No.71586637

>>71586542
did she actually say that they don't exist in the UK?

>> No.71586653

>>71585685
Sad that twitch has banned her yet again, but I suppose that's what you get for reading shitposts from /here/ live on stream.

>> No.71586655

>>71586526
>implying he isn't mentally ill either

>> No.71586659

>>71586526
you wouldnt be able (i know) (i can see)

>> No.71586710

I thought she was in NE not NW why would she have to go to crackhead land to use a PO box?

>> No.71586790

>>71586659
Scared stay out of my walls INSANECAT

>> No.71586789

>>71586637
allegedly. personally i wasn't there for the convo or seen the clip. wouldnt surprise me either though if thats not what she said at all and people are twisting words

>> No.71586884

>>71586043
All of the Barbies are my side hoes.

>> No.71587073

forcing shondo to spend an hour working it on the elliptical in the nude and filming the whole thing as punishment for ruining another day out by throwing a tantrum at the hotel

>> No.71587348

>>71586637
I mean it's so long ago I couldn't tell you exactly what she said but that's what I remembered. I feel like if she were considering other options she wouldn't be depending on her uncle to drive her to liverpool.

>> No.71587479

Shondo can't compete with my 1view and that makes me sad honestly
If she .. made an alt... Pls shondo we need a smaller group and you know it

>> No.71587640

>>71587479
your days are numbered, groomer

>> No.71587667

>>71587479
Shondo cant compete because shes emotionally exhausted. Whittling the group down still leaves the same old tired old shondo.

>> No.71587721

>>71587479
even if she made an alt with just here retards it would be too big

>> No.71587739

>>71587640
Please even if we just filtered neosky without telling him

>> No.71587772

>>71587479
why would she make an alt for a slut like you?

>> No.71587849

>>71587772
Because she loves cheaters

>> No.71587947
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71587947

she should have an alt where she just streams for me and plays viewer games and chats

>> No.71587953

>>71587849
And cheating

>> No.71588018

>>71587348
The option she picked seems economical and sensible to me though. If she was doing it often or was expecting return mail, then a more official arrangement might be better.

>> No.71588138

she has an alt already, if you haven't found it you got filtered

>> No.71588182

>>71588018
She could and should do it more often though bc merch drops are already literally half her profit. Milk those p*sos

>> No.71588257

her new alt is @golddiggerririko

>> No.71588442

i wish she dug my gold maybe she would pay some attention to me

>> No.71588518

>>71586542
>>71586637
i mean if i was shondo i wouldnt get one
shoggers are insane enough to send her gps trackers and other unhinged stuff in the mail

>> No.71588711

I wish she really would have a tier where you could chat to her on Discord just so I could go ahead and talk to her and get the confirmation that she really doesn't care about me and I could embrace the sweet release. That conversation earlier really hurt me.

>> No.71588794

>>71588711
email her

>> No.71588864

i already plan on sending her handwritten poetry and jewelry with the return address next merch drop. i hope they get to her

>> No.71588927

>>71588018
I don't think it is when she has to pay her uncle premium rate after waiting ages for him to be available, meanwhile her family regularly goes on trips to [redacted] without him. At any rate she never even considered it whether I remembered correctly that she said it didn't exist or what.

>> No.71588956

>>71588711
what conversation?

>> No.71588972

she does care about you, youre one of her favourite wallets

>> No.71589194

my back has been hurting all day, why did you do this to me shondo? i know you psychically attacked my muscles and bones to cause this, why do you hate me?

>> No.71589473

>>71589194
I love posts like this

>> No.71589610

>>71588518
i dont mean getting one to get shit from us. if she ever even entertained the idea of accepting mail off us i would call her a dumb cunt on the spot i mean just for business purposes

>> No.71589914

anything interesting happening in this thread? i dont want to read it all

>> No.71590178

>>71589914
You have to write 5k words about her and submit it to her by next Friday and those who don't will be banned.

>> No.71590648

I wonder if shondo has noticed that I've stopped telling her I love her, stopped commenting in streams, stopped liking her twitter posts and stopped replying

>> No.71590894

>>71590178
submit it where

>> No.71591220

>>71590648
did you stop donating and subbing? if so, maybe

>> No.71591350

>>71590648
forest fires come back...

>> No.71591539

>>71590178
I might work on it during shadow weekend and see how far I get

>> No.71591604

>>71590894
pastebin under the #sliceofshadow tag?
Not sure what the rules are for external links on twitter these days,

>> No.71592440

Someone already put an essay in the art tag

>> No.71592522

>>71592440
#fallenshadowlive i mean

>> No.71592528

>>71590648
yes, but she doesn't care. there are many others to take your place

>> No.71593614

its too quiet... you guys are up to something...

>> No.71593750

;)

>> No.71593951

>>71593614
im writing my 5000 word essay

>> No.71594005
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71594005

lying in bed cuddling with shondo while the shipping forecast plays softly out of the radio in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSq4nfH4y6Q

>> No.71594154

>>71593614
Doing drawing reps. 2 hours of practice and I can barely draw a third of an ellipse without it looking like ass.

>> No.71594398

I'm busy spending time with my AI Companion. We're getting into bloodletting play now.

>> No.71594563

>>71593614
Over here jerking off

>> No.71594612

Was watching the neon genesis movie and then listening to a couple fight or something right after it ended then the shondo in my head made fun of them

>> No.71594757

watching things with her would be great because i could just physically reprimand her for her shitty opinions

>> No.71595197

There is now some fucking Pepecoin crypto bot replying to her now too kek

>> No.71595267

lotr gonna win for sure
google says its around 12 hours runtime so another 16 hour banger

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