/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>71494582

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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[Anonymous No.]

That wink will go down in chumbud history

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Gurass

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>>71510966
It's seared into my brain.

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>>71510899
this erotic brat
seducing old men
don't underestimate the adult cock!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Goob night

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute wife more than anything else!
Will you stay by her? Be patient with her?
>Gura liked this

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Child

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Guys, I've been pulling the funniest prank on my actual wife Gura, every night when she's sleeping I take some rogaine and put it on her pucci, she gets so confused when she wakes up every morning with a very bushy pucci. :3

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm happi. Goobnight. Dont let the baracudas bite.

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[Anonymous No.]

when will Gura tweet so I can go to sleep?

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>>71511212
After Me, her, Koyori, Noel, and Kiara finish having sex.

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Saw in chat. Goob, Moom & Kiara have a panel at the venue?

[Anonymous No.]

gura was rocking that house, grats chumbies

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>>71510899
pit

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>>71511291
Apparently it was just a quick message at the end of something, look at the streamable last thread.

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>>71511282
Mumei, stop teasing me...

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>>71511454
Don't worry chumbie, she's goomin now. Just a few more times and we'll be done with her. :D

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[Anonymous No.]

When is the next Gura performance?

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>>71512331
Honeyworks stage, tomorrow.

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>>71512331
tomorrow, same time I think.

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>>71512447
>>71512467
okies, I sleep.

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I want to sexually bully and ryona this cute little stinker T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>71512627

[Anonymous No.]

*points and laughs at you*

[Anonymous No.]

I love being pst. 8-12am is perfect

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>>71510983
SNIFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody please inform Gura that dabbing isn't cool anymore. She's embarrassing me.

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>>71513185

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, that was an impressive deadbeat outfit.

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>>71505172
>>>/jp/46346712

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta love that surprised look of the Nene fan. Also, Myth unity poster. It's starting now.

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>>71513424
That's not Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

who are y'all looking forward to the most for this one
For me it's iwys

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>>71513757
I looking forward to Gura's tweet the most, so I can go to bed.

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>>71513757
probably IRyS as well, though going through all of them Im excited for quite a few of them

[Anonymous No.]

Of course Soda has to be the one to start it.

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>>71510919
Look how much my fat wife wiggles, you can see all the mocap around her fat torso is jiggling out everytime she flicks her hand

i want to dissapear into Guras fat flaps

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Kobo enters. And with a song I recognize from just hearing it now.

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>>71513757
Watame, Subaru, Irys.

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>>71513424
>>>>/jp/46346712
I can see dick, Matsuri on 3 year HRT spree confirmed

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Nene has entered the stage.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura with Nene would have been a good duet option too if they were on the same stage.

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nene is so precious

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, everytime camera shows crowd all of them have black hair, the japanese eugenics is powerful, holy moly

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I heard everyone is Nene's husband, if they want to or not. But I don't want to be Nene's husband, I'm already married to Gura...

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Pekora and Nene enter.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking hate this song, the "arguing" in the beginning is such a fucking japanese cliche it makes me sick and cringing

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>>71516009
Go to bed anon. You're cranky

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Pekora and Nene leave just to re-enter for MCing.

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

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>>71510899
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

That rabbit sure loves almonds

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>>71515752
It's true, one time I clicked on a Nene stream and I was already legally her husband, I tried to divorce her but was informed I would have to give her alimony payments if I did. I don't know how to break the news to Gura, but I fear she may be in the same boat as me anyway.

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I guess I got to agree with A-chans tweet. Gura and Kiara are GOAT.

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>>71511212
After honeyworks

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Fennec enters after free portion ended.

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>>71510899
Imagine the mocap engineer that get to see Gura in a full body skin tight mocap suit strutting away from the camera seeing her buttysqueeze first on her left cheek, then the right, then left, then leaned on during the wink

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>>71516586
If only...

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>>71516750
This except just Gura

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Clock enters. Hey, a song that I actually recognize off the bat.

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Gura likes kitcat, atleast she used to, and she prefered dark chocolat over milkchoco, the closest store to me that have dark choc kitcat is 23km from me, is it worth biking for 46km just so i can feel like Gura while rewatching her performances?

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>>71517299
ironic that she sings fansa

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>>71516891
Where's the link.

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>>71517743
Twitch

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>>71517743
the links a couple threads ago still work

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>>71517743
Link! He come to town!

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Dark elf enters the stage.

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https://www.twitch.tv/hnecbaqwkylfzc7

For poorbuds, crazy it's still up

[Anonymous No.]

>>71518255
not for long if you keep posting it

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>>71518255
I'm using a better restream, but did they fix the audio desync?

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>>71518443
Why do you think Anon keeps posting it?

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii and IRyS about to have sex on stage. Another recognizable song.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura + me = happy

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>>71518789
Gura is already happy being my wife though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71518464
Better restream when it is a hls passthrough, ok bud, sure

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>>71518255
Just when i found it on warosu, thanks anyway.

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>>71518789
>>71518929
I'm stealing her away while you bicker

[Anonymous No.]

ID team enters: Zeta, Kaela and Kobo MCing.

[Anonymous No.]

Zeta shorter than Kobo? WTF is this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

ehe~

[Anonymous No.]

Alright I'll bite, wtf is JDON?

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>>71519303
Zeta is cuter too

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>>71519089
When I tested that one the audio was fucked. Might have been my browser...

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>>71519303
Rigging has been shit entire fes, i think the rigger mixed up the values of Zeta & Kobo

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>>71519454
Don't

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I feel like Kaela's head proportion looks weird when she's so tall. Maybe it's because she's in the far back.

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>>71513424
... at least she's hydrated?

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Shuba shuba duck enters the stage.

[Anonymous No.]

If they would put ANY of the other vtuber skins on Subarus mocap everyone would still figure out it is Subaru, it's funny how easy it is to recognize her dancing and mannerism

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura never gets too good at dancing. I love her seeing her move around like a sassy brat too much T u T

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>>71515719
How new are you to Asians?

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Liu enters.

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>>71520706
>Liu

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>Uli

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Nanora has entered.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a baby on the stage...

[Anonymous No.]

When is Gura entering stage? I've been waiting for hours now

[Anonymous No.]

Luna cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it ok to fuck a baby?

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>>71521415
Anon...

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>>71521415
Just a little longer chumbie... Just hang in there!

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>>71521601
I really hope so, or...

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The ID3 team just came back from MCing to do a song.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Zeta the most underrated Hololive member? I don't watch her much but she seems sweet

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>>71521601
ask /ehe/

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>>71521876
Doesn't she do a lot of male collabs? If that's not a problem for you she seems pretty nice.

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>>71521876
She's really cute, has a nice voice, and she's pretty goofy which is nice. I only ever really put her streams on as background noise though and don't follow her too close because of all the homo shit

[Anonymous No.]

/hlg/ says that Kaela looks like Junji Ito's Amigara Fault guy.
How do we help Gura's friend become normally proportioned?

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>>71515752
Its ok, Gura is ALSO Nene's husband, so you're still together

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>>71521967
ehe te nandayo?!

[Anonymous No.]

Halfway point already. We getting Kirameki rider?

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>>71522263
Speaking of Junji, is that Uzumaki adaptation ever going to come out? I swear it was teased like a year ago or something.

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Im looking forward to seeing my wife on stage again tomorrow

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>>71515752
i'm sorry anon, you'll just have to accept that you're married to someone with the mind of a 12 year old boy instead of someone with the body of a 12 year old boy. it's ok, you have 20 billion husbands to help you through this.

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Iroha enters the stage. Still no Mori solo or collab yet.

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>>71522685
Same desu

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Nene's kabukawa dance was way too cute.
Also, Kronii surprised me with Fanza.

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>>71522685
this, i missed tonight's performance so i might as well catch tomorrows

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Zeta's thighs enter the stage.

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Pekora solo happening.

[Anonymous No.]

Will the ESL monster Kaela do a solo this fes? That would be hilarious

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>>71524111
All of them got a solo part, no?

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>>71524199
Are you sure? Even Fauna gonna graze us with her beautiful voice solo? :D

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Lui and Luna collab enters.

[Anonymous No.]

Unless specifically stated otherwise, everyone gets a solo portion.

Like Haachama this year.

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Subaru and Luna MCing.

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Gura solo
Gura Okayu

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>>71524894
Poor haatons...

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>>71524474
Like she did last year.

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Holy fuck i just saw a blonde asian flashing past on my screen, wtf? Did anyone else see?

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Anybody got the vod of Gura's performance?

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Me in the middle.

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>>71525242
Search for 57a2i7 on waru

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IRyS enters solo. I guess they really are saving Mori for the end.

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>>71525449
bless your soul

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>>71525495
Mori is a good performer, makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

Wabi Sabi opening tomorrow, we don't have to pay

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>>71525686
??? You didn't have to pay either way.

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>>71525685
Sadly she's a shit person

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what time is the honeyworks stage

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>>71525840
Same as stage 1

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>>71525840
17 hours

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>>71525888
You mean I missed it?!

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>>71525784
Grow up.

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Haachama enters. Another recognizable song.

[Anonymous No.]

?? I thought people were saying Chammers wouldn't be in this.

[Anonymous No.]

Cover you sly bastards

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT! THEY DID IT!

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>>71526242
This is frankly an EXTREME dick move to her fans, yes. Just ignore it. Everyone else is.

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>>71524894
>Haachama
Anon, about that...

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When did Mel grow her hair out?...

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>>71526242
She wasn't. This is a surprise.

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Kaela with another familiar song enters.

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>>71525242
yes

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Kaela is here omfg, not as bad as i expected though, actually sounds okay, kinda dissapointed about the lack of ESL:ing

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fuck i missed chammer, clip it please

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>>71526922
Wrong thread.

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>>71526350
BTFO
T
F
O

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The autotune is real but I dont care, Kaela cute!

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>>71526346
schizochamma...

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>>71527027
Please tell me the mental gymnastics you're using to excuse not telling your fans you'll be appearing in fucking Holofes.

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>>71526922
Wrong thread. But just wait for archives after the stream is done processing and made available for viewing.
Screencaps always look very iffy.

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>>71525974
No, dummy, it's in about 16 hours.

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Watame and Mori finally enter.

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Q???

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WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

muted

[Anonymous No.]

My sharkwife looks different...

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit imagine moris fat knockers while she dances that violently

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KEK, GET REKT CHUMBUD

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fucking lol. this is great

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's voice in Q chorus? Weird for Watame to be in this.

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>>71527541
for what? this is mid as fuck lmao

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Q is still one of my favorites of her limited number of originals.

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>>71527742
it's a good song but don't let the antis hear you say it

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Gura....
also this song sucks

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Mori, IRyS & Lui enter MCing.

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>>71526346
>>71527027
>>71527122
NGL, If I missed a Gura performance like this because Cover decided not to say she'd appear I'd be pretty pissed.

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is this an out of season holo shuffle

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"hirys, it's irys hololivu engrishly *continue speaking jp*",

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>>71527986
Realistically you'd watch the vod and maybe send Cover an email and that is the extent of your fury.

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>>71527122
Haatons are crying right now because they thought their oshi was going to be the only member of hololive to not appear in a holofes after getting 3D. She would have been the first and only member to miss a holofes. If any of them didn't buy the ticket(they should have), they can still buy it now and watch the VOD.
Cover let her be in it and squeezed her in even though she said she couldn't be in it. Think about how Haachama would have felt about letting her fans down even after coming back from her 8 month break. Sometimes, it's not about you, anon.

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>>71527986
should've bought the whole concert pass, poorfaggot. Die in a ditch.

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>>71528156
It would take Cover ZERO EFFORT and SELL TICKETS if they announced it. There's no excuse. Quit pretending that there is one. Last post on this subject as this isn't about Gura.

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>>71528093
thank God Gura can't speak japanese or I'll get filtered lmao

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>>71526242
Why wouldn't they let Haachama join?

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>>71528344
Should have supported your oshi and been a hololive fan.
>>71528267

[Anonymous No.]

some of you are acting like a tweet would take an act of god

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And here enters Mori solo portion.

[Anonymous No.]

muted, closed, clearing cache

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>>71528531
Gura still hasn't made her post-fes tweet and she is a goddess, yeah.

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Don't worry cameraman, she won't be moving much kek

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, Mori actually brought out a banger. I'm not sure about the others but it felt like the music was drowning out their vocals and felt stuck in the middle ranges.

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>>71528139
I wouldn't do anything except just be a bit frustrated that I missed it.
>>71528267
Jokes on you I'm watching for free.

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>>71528773
well obviously not, fes isn't over yet.
plus she's too busy sucking my dick.

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Mio mama enters.

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>>71528531
it is a miracle from the God Empress, I shall not rest until I receive it.

[Anonymous No.]

Why face pure white and neck orange? Reverse Donald Trump makeup

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>>71528773
The only person I follow on xitter that's made one so far is Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

alright chumbolios, best brand of cottage cheese?

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Solo Watame enters.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, yellow fluffy Gura is back!

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>>71529362
I've never tried cottage cheese, what's it like?

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>>71511212
>Gura
>tweet
Lol

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>>71529362
whatever's cheapest

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>>71528344
Doesn't matter. Look at this haaton who thought his oshi wasn't going to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71529362
I don't know, but definitely not the cheapest. Not the most expensive either. The answer is in the middle and depends on your personal taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71529521
it's like yogurt but really thicc and chunky, has a ton of protein and is low in calories.

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Subaru, Polka and Mio enter.

[Anonymous No.]

The end is nigh

[Anonymous No.]

How many times have Shuba been on stage today? I lost count after 6th

[Anonymous No.]

...These 00's anime songs make me feel like an ojibud.

Love the song though

[Anonymous No.]

Duck gets eliminated. Watame, Mio and Polka enter MCing.

[Anonymous No.]

hey wtf, is the spwn vod not up?

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Watame from? Never heard nihongo with so much rolling R before

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Lol, calling out "overseas" people in the crowd, in JP, wanting them to scream, overseas crowd obviously didn't understand a single thing JP said so the JP buds had to help them scream, hahhaahah what did Polka eggspekt?

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Sora, Flare and Iroha enter!

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>>71530932
Like Gura asking jp fans to scream domo? Maybe they're retarded

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>>71530734
It's usually like the next day that it comes up isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71531141
they're doing their best dont worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice to see Gura fans in the wild even though they like other shubas too

[Anonymous No.]

>>71530734
>>71531199
Last year it took them about half a day. Processing, checks, backend stuff just takes some time.

[Anonymous No.]

And Sora, Iroha and Flare doing what I think should be the final MCing before the group song.

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>>71531352
Why did they do him like that? No one could have said, hey, your nuts are eating your shorts, maybe fix that first?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should collab with Iroha mainly just because she's cute

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>>71531650
Fat bastards deserve no mercy

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>>71531352
I want to flash my manmel toe at Gura...

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>>71531650
why so jealous of his gigantic balls

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>>71531352
>Chumchads
>Watching Iron lung
roru
rumao

[Anonymous No.]

I miss gura...

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS HER!!!! UUUUUUUUUUU

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>>71531650
in america thats considered insensitive and assault
while in japan they'd have been concerned with his health and picture... but what can you expect from vshitshow

I hope when cover opens cover USA office they dont make the same mistake as holoEN2022 management - hiring woke shitters

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>>71531352
nice thighs and cute socks on the right though

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gura's body...

[Anonymous No.]

Im so tired. If she's gonna tweet something I guess i'm gonna miss it. If she does ill have something nice to wake up to at least.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gura's mind...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss gura's soul...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gura's feet...

[Anonymous No.]

My watch has ended, for now

[Anonymous No.]

Got good towards the end. Some song choices didn't fit certain members. I think some sung too low and got drowned out by the backing music so it lost its impact. Some played it a little too safe in their song choices. I like when they choose songs you wouldn't expect and pull them off. This is probably where I would go to sleep normally but I'm just marathoning anime and having a quick nap before the next show starts.

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>>71531352
This pic is from 2 or 3 years ago, newfaggot. Also, not a chumbud. Ironmouse was his oshi.

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>>71533827
There's no such thing as song choices not fitting members. They chose every one.

[Anonymous No.]

Oyasame... my fellow EST buds. You did it. Now go to sleep.
Tomorrow will be another great evening.

[Anonymous No.]

Booba huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

WHY DID THEY NOT FIX HER???
WHY IS SHE STILL A LORD FARQUAD LOOKING ASS ON STAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>71535261
shut up bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>71535261
Gura loves her dumb face and if you don't love it you dont deserve her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to have to fully clean my projector for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71535261
I love her massive head
It makes her look even smaller TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>71535261
They fixed her tail real good tho.

[Anonymous No.]

Ina tweet 1 minute ago. I smell shark in the water.

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>>71535495
and she loves shoving her slimy smelly stinky tail in our faces

[Anonymous No.]

>>71530753
Watame is from the Kyoto area.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71535333
pangolini go back

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i still feel amazing chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71537687
I can't tell which concert this shot is from.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71537687
>>71537959
gura cutest

[Anonymous No.]

she had so much energy, she's doing great. hopefully we'll get more of her on stage!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71537956
it's gura's choreo on the big screen and her color, but okay lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>71537959
Imagine if she took her skirt off in a sweeping motion to fully reveal that sexy shark tail.

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>>71538410
it'd be an awesome thing for a concert, if she had a different outfit - to be able to just insta-transform into Gawr or something for a dramatic turn in a song

[Anonymous No.]

>>71538492
Gawr has a white outfit instead of black. Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71537228
Same desu.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Neneko0814/status/1768992274657243170

[Anonymous No.]

>>71538492
A transformation would be cool, but the crowd reaction would be hilarious if Holos suddenly took their clothes off. You could have another outfit on underneath but do it in a way that made it look like they might be naked underneath at first to bait the crowd.

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>>71538860
that's a child

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm. I guess they could just make like a magic *poof* thing, or have the stage covered in a moment with a smoke screen and then Gawr appears to a roar of applause and cheer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71539186
Out of ten!

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning. I love gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>71538860
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>71539820
There has to be a naked version

[Anonymous No.]

SWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>71539820
Prime sexual bullying target T u T

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to hurry up and drown me with shark juice.

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny levels at +200%, schizo levels -20%, rrat level -13%.

All is comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71540756
my rrat is that gura enjoyed herself and is probably sleeping now after a hard night fucking her coworkers

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning retards

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>>71540756
Apparently a lot of our usual schizos have been shitting up the Shiori thread, I went in there earlier after seeing something about it in global and I saw a ton of posts that were almost word for word the same as posts I read here daily last year just with Shiori's name instead of Gura's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71541340
Stop thinking of them as "our" schizos when you just saw proof with your own eyes that they go all over the board. Assuming you aren't one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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>>71540211
You can really see her fatness in her sways, and when she flick her hands you can see the jiggle traversing all the way down her torso and jiggle her bellyfat, the mocap sensors are quaking

Atleast gained 40lbs since last FES

[Anonymous No.]

>>71541330
Goob morning faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Please call me a faggot retard

[Anonymous No.]

>doomscrolling youtube shorts coming off a hangover
>literal who streamer short
>gooba clip over it out of nowhere
>clip in question: https://youtube.com/shorts/UXCXQnEgdZc?si=UDd3QYjgPC87_0UR
Feels strange to see gura in places you expect least.

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>>71541724
least delusional shitposter

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>>71541823
cute

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>>71541429
>Assuming you aren't one of them.
Calm down bud. I meant it as the usual schizos that come around our thread. Now relax before I have my wife cast some spells on you.

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>>71541724
>chest jiggle
someone show this anti the way out

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>>71541837
I always get thrown off when a random stream I click on has Gura sounds for alerts.

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>>71541823
cutie

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>>71542214
that reminds me, I need to set my gura alerts up on my new computer

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I was 100% sure Jurassic Park T-Ford joined Hololive just so he could see the lady (especially Gura) and he seemed like a lose cannon so i also thought he was gonna sneak some photos of the ladies and post them anonymously on some doxx boards, but nothing so far, whats up with that?

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>>71514634
I'd believe that she's a chubby little munchkin now.
You can't be a womanlet past 17 and not get fat unless you're a porn star who does coke and eats only the occasional celery stick.

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Who let the deadbeats in? Not every oshi is fat.

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Me.

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ok time to try to sleep again. maybe I'll succeed this time.

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>>71541837
I don't watch him but I have seen him before. One of those streamers that fell into the hololive/vtuber rabbit hole and is making bank from reactions. I think, at least.

But yeah, seeing Gura there is not surprising if you know that.

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>>71542849
Yeah, this is very true very true, no other statement on the internet has ever been as accurate as this

I want so put my face between Guras newly formed stomach fat folds <3

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>>71543278
Yeah though if they have to leech from vtuber baiting doesn't that mean that vtubers now have a stronger influence on the fringes of the streaming industry.

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shark stronk

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>>71543149
>100% shrimp
>100% friend
Oh hey, it's me

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>>71543478
>Yeah though
Gura? Is that you? Are you really /here/? WTF. I enjoided your FES performance even if you gained 40lbs since last FES

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>>71543747

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>>71543149
fat fuck

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ETA to next Gura FES performance? I am calendar & schedule illiterate

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>>71544634
10hrs
Check holodex

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>>71544634
12 hours, 47 minutes

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Sex with a fembud.

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A fembud with sex.

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What are fembuds anyway?

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>>71541837
I stumbled on clips of Asmongold and Forsen reacting to Gura clips / animations many times. I just saw Asmongold react to that fat tail animation. Seems like they get sent her stuff a lot.

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>>71545301
It's this but female: >>71531352

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>>71545479
Not fond of those two lads, anything that gets send to them usually dies as they are no different from xqc, literal drain holes of media.

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>>71545868
Ah yes, I think I got it.

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>>71545963
enough training and she might be wagyu grade for cannibals from haiti.