Is Polka depressed? Hope she is ok

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Anonymous Tue Jul 27 18:02:17 2021 No.7150186 [Reply] [Original]

Is Polka depressed? Hope she is ok

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 18:06:42 2021 No.7150357 File: 50 KB, 827x478, 1622755504256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7150186 She unirronically needs to get laid. Her body craves a good dicking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 18:18:05 2021 No.7150777 >>7150357 I'll do it, no need to thank me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 18:41:22 2021 No.7151578 >>7150186 >Is Polka depressed? Always. >Hope she is ok She's not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:04:34 2021 No.7152412 I want to poke Porka's rolls...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:30:49 2021 No.7153382 >>7150186 she is definitely going to be the first holo to kill herself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:31:53 2021 No.7153410 File: 588 KB, 740x633, 1627423337867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is Polka ok? I hope she's depressed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:37:13 2021 No.7153604 She is depressed She is ok This is normal for her no, getting laid wont solve her problems, neither will a loving husband or successful career. Polka's problem is Polka, who hates Polka and refuses to accept how good Polka is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:41:43 2021 No.7153763 >>7150357 Isn’t she lesbian

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:43:34 2021 No.7153830 >>7153763 She gave some of the most insane blowjoey sounds on her side of the internet. She's probably bi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 19:46:17 2021 No.7153939 > a depressed hololive member nothing new anon, that's the cost of being a『クリスマスケーキ』

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:07:20 2021 No.7154617 >>7153604 wtf that's literally me, I am polka

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:22:57 2021 No.7155143 >>7150357 >Her body craves a good dicking >Her body porka...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:24:33 2021 No.7155194 >>7150357 I'll have have with Porka and fuck her so hard she slims down to the point her self steem and self worth are fixed!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:25:50 2021 No.7155236 File: 2.76 MB, 2500x3540, 1627340570142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Polka invites you to fuck her >Tells you do degrade her as much as possible So, how do you make sure she absolutely learns to love herself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:34:36 2021 No.7155500 >>7155236 Force her to ride you cowgirl 3 times a day as a cardio excersise.

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:02:32 2021 No.7156380
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>>7150186
Maybe a joke might cheer her up.
Women goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says she feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Polka - is in town. Go see her. That should pick you up." Women bursts into tears. "But doctor..." she says "I am Polka."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:27 2021 No.7156623 >>7155236 Let me break this down for you: Step one is to smash clown puss so hard she cums herself stupid and passes out. Step two is to leave before she wakes up because dealing with her brain problems isn't my job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:35:44 2021 No.7157590 >"But doctor...... I AM Polkagliacci"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:40:35 2021 No.7157781 File: 3.97 MB, 3292x4408, 84434112_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7150186 She just needs a reliable girlfriend that takes care of all her problems

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:41:20 2021 No.7157805 >>7150357 What on God's good earth did she mean by this, fellow rrats?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:41:51 2021 No.7157817 >>7157781 Don't we all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:42:52 2021 No.7157855 >>7156380 Tweet it at her. Do it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:44:51 2021 No.7157918 >>7157805 Shes insecure about her roomate apearence, is depressed and wants to be loved/accepted by her fans no matter what. Don't think shes horny, she got laid in herpast life, it's not like that solved her problems that easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:46:00 2021 No.7157963 >>7157805 She's fat (by Japanese standards)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:47:44 2021 No.7158016 >>7155236 Just keep "degrading" her by telling her how honry her slutty clown pussy makes you Bonus points if you make her laugh It's important to make Polka feel like you REALLY want her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 00:57:34 2021 No.7168211 >>7157918 Just stop eating

Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:21:39 2021 No.7169258

>became a self-made millionaire by her own merits as an independent vtuber
>built up an impressive network and negotiated many profitable contracts when she was still a fat Japanese girl in her 20s
>still miserable because men don't want to touch her
If there was ever an example of how women who try to be strong and independent like men are unhappy, Polka is Exhibit A.
For all her achievements, she just wants to be someone's housewife.
And now that she's one of the wealthiest single Japanese women alive, it'll be impossible for her to find a man who matches her income (unless she moves to America).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:34:08 2021 No.7169788 Polka is also depressed? We have so much in common >>7169258 >fat If you can't see the ribs then you need to feel sorry for yourself, which is really sad

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:39:23 2021 No.7170012 >>7150186 >Clown is depressed Woah, it’s just like real life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:41:01 2021 No.7170104 >>7169788 >fat We talking American fat or Japanese fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:42:56 2021 No.7170186 >>7170104 I assume Japanese since her roommate doesn't seem fat to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:43:33 2021 No.7170211 File: 726 KB, 1563x2048, E5jVRCrUYAAm90X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7155236 I bully masochists by not bullying them

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:44:29 2021 No.7170249 >>7170104 Don’t believe anon he probably dates land whales just like porka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 01:51:38 2021 No.7170527 File: 172 KB, 613x503, 1622033596341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7169258 I already know I could make her happy, and I already know I will never meet her. Why do you have to rub it in my face

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 02:07:31 2021 No.7171155 >>7150186 Well, the idols have to go to dance classes, right? So she'll probably lose weight with that. She just has to work out a little bit, she's not even that big

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 02:08:49 2021 No.7171197 >>7171155 This Okayu is a fatto catto and her dancing with korone is likely doing wonders for her physical health

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 02:09:18 2021 No.7171226 >>7170104 If it was american fat she wouldn't be able to do a 3d without a mobility scooter

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 02:12:59 2021 No.7171355 >>7171197 Yeah, I mean Polka is only like 5 feet tall or something. If she just lost a pound every two weeks in a year that would be 26 pounds. That would be a massive difference given her height, she'd look completely different

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 02:25:32 2021 No.7171812 >>7171197 Okayu and Botan are both fit and hot now I dont know how Polka and Marine are staying fat

Anonymous Wed Jul 28 02:42:00 2021 No.7172459

>>7169258
>If there was ever an example of how women who try to be strong and independent like men are unhappy, Polka is Exhibit A.
That's literally everyone, unless you think men who strive to be strong and independent always end up as happy as they planned, in which case I can only assume this post is your very first interaction on the entire internet or with a fellow human being in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 04:18:58 2021 No.7174972 >>7150357 What happened to her roommate and Roberu's roommate? I thought they were gym buds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 04:22:43 2021 No.7175038 >>7153382 Haachama vs polka let's see who would win

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 04:34:11 2021 No.7175236 >>7169258 Holy shit Polka is made for me >self-made millionaire >late 20s >6 feet tall >can't get laid because I'm fat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 05:22:56 2021 No.7176301 File: 54 KB, 650x707, E5j3_FOVUAgxDJY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7157781 can Kanata handle all these broken cuties by herself? When will the next superboyfriend show up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 08:46:09 2021 No.7181142 >>7176301 Flare, Kanata and Okayu already exist, do they really need another?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 08:47:30 2021 No.7181174 >>7171812 >Marine are staying fat dumbass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 08:48:34 2021 No.7181199 >>7171197 Also Korone dragging her around at half the speed of sound everywhere helps too. It's Cardio keeping up with that Dog.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 08:52:48 2021 No.7181319 >>7157918 Bruh just workout for half an hour you fat lazy bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:08:24 2021 No.7181755 >>7154617 I know this is an old polka joke but I'm afraid a new transformation thread pops out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:27:06 2021 No.7182372 >>7181199 >It's Cardio keeping up with that Dog. Good luck. Adhd boxer that does endurance streams and endurance workouts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:34:49 2021 No.7182647 >>7175236 hey anon im a failure in my 20's can i have a little bit of money thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:36:05 2021 No.7182687 >>7175236 >Self made millionare Anon teach me how to get money without trying

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:45:42 2021 No.7183022 >>7182687 Step 1) Create an onlyfans Step 2) Upload images of your feet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:45:46 2021 No.7183023 File: 502 KB, 400x605, the architect.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7150357

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:46:53 2021 No.7183051 >>7183022 If this unironically works for men i'll actually fucking do it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:49:41 2021 No.7183137 >>7183051 Just, like, don't say you're a man and shave your feet. Or don't. I don't know what footfags are into.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 09:56:52 2021 No.7183343 >>7182687 >software engineer >be good at my job, get 6 figures job >put 50% of my salary in the stock market While I agree I got very lucky in the stock market, I couldn't have this much invested if I worked at minimum wage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:00:52 2021 No.7183476 >>7157963 No. Just in general.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:01:01 2021 No.7183480 >>7150357 got to lose some weight first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:01:35 2021 No.7183495 >>7181755 it's already out anon. It's called /pol/ka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:02:16 2021 No.7183516 >>7183343 >software engineer >not in the US >be poor Such is life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:04:32 2021 No.7183581 >>7183343 >software engineer god I hate the modern world

Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:05:45 2021 No.7183625

Polka, just in case you're reading this thread about how you're fat and depressed in English for some reason. Let me just say one thing that I think will really help you:
For fuck's sake stop playing so much minecraft. You rarely play video games as is so at least put some variety into it. Thanks.

Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:30:01 2021 No.7184457

>>7183343
>software engineer
>my company wants me to asign other employees to interview job applicants
I tell you, this career is a lottery
>since 'rona, work maybe 1 hour a month
If 10 years ago they told me I'd earn over 1k$/hour while watching japanese girls play puppets with 2D anime drawings I wouldn't have believed it

Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:38:43 2021 No.7184745

>>7184457
>be me
>qualified automotive engineer with 4 year degree
>literally can't get a job that pays more than £20/h anywhere in the world, heavy diesel apprentices make more than me
>do more work in an hour than rich nonces like this do in a decade
do STEAM they said, it'll be great they said.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:41:57 2021 No.7184844 >>7150186 polka screams bi polar. even during streams she flips from highs to lows very suddenly. i think it was lamy whi said they were at dance lessons together and polka would go from zero energy to high energy to back to zero

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:45:52 2021 No.7185006 >>7171197 yeah okayu seems to have lazy personality which usually leads to fat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 10:52:57 2021 No.7185215 File: 284 KB, 498x498, ClownWorld.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >But YAGOO, I am Pagliacci

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 11:16:08 2021 No.7186072 File: 601 KB, 4000x2249, ouv3wzbbebc61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7151578 >Knock knock >Who's there? >5th gen, it's Yagoo. One of your members got doxxed by antis. She's graduating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 28 14:20:33 2021 No.7191900 >>7157918 Was a picture of her roomate ever been leaked? I swear I feel like the only roomates I know of is Mori, Kiara, Pekora, Amelia, and Okayu

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