/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>71388740

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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Gurass

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Don't forget, if you guys want to find a shark of your own you have to go outside sometimes.

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>>71435165
SNIFFFFF

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Gura should do skits.

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I can't sleep

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My wife on the big stage soon!!

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>>71435226
Write a fan fiction about Gura.

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>>71435226
then you will miss everything

[Anonymous No.]

i've been out for a while
have i missed anything?

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>>71435226
Would it help if I rubbed your tummy?

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Chumbies be like
https://youtu.be/7fTHD07Q9Pw

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>>71435167
no, this shark stays in the shadows too.

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Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

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>>71435267
There once was a shark girl named Gura. She was very cute.

The end.

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Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>71435167
I don't want a shark, I want THE shark.

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I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where Gura finishes the GTA:V playthrough & they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

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MY wife

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>>71435538
and then you realize they were judged by the content of their character all along...

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>>71435687
Hey, what are you saying about black people?

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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It's a shame Gura has to deliver her Valentine's card merch by hand this year, but she looks so cute doing it.

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>>71435804
Making fuck to the fembud

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

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I'm getting pizza for fes.

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>>71435846
she can't even reach the mailbox, how will she deliver all of them?

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You know how Gura said growing up she always wanted to make content for children?
If you think about it, we’re like a bunch of fucking retards ya kno? In a way, she still really is making content for children.

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Will there be any Hololive 5th fes Capture the Moment at fembuds?

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>>71436057
You sayin' I'm a chumbaby?

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>>71435301
No, we're still living in a clown world :3

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Grilled chicken burger with pesto mayo for fes

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>>71436038
She will need the chumbies help!

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>>71436057
Gura is my real mommy wife, she likes to make me smile, but also wants me to go to bed at a responsible time.

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>>71435736
Why are her feet melting?

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Why does she pronounce "Here", "her", "plummer", "albuquerque" so uniquely? It is like she is adding 39 wovels and variable cadence and intonation in a single word, i speak very flat but she speaks those words as a since-wave

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There's still time to buy tickets. It's really easy and SPWN has been reliable for 3 years. You can switch the site language to English and making an account only requires an email address.
The tickets are 6,500 yen per stage or 25,000 yen for all four stages. That converts to $43.60 per stage or $167.70 for all four stages, and your bank or payment processor should automatically exchange that for you so you don't need to worry about that. Each stage should be around 3 hours long and you can rewatch them as many times as you want (or download them) until April 18.
1) Go to https://virtual.spwn.jp/events/24031601-jphololive5thfes
2) Click 日本語 in the upper right corner and switch the site to English
3) Create an account
4) Go to the bottom and add Stage 1 and Honeyworks stage to your cart, or if you want to see all of them, then add the "5th fes. 通し券" option to your cart instead.
5) You'll be prompted to pay for it. Enter your cc info in and your purchase will complete.

When the concerts start, the stage thumbnails will become clickable which will take you to the streams.
The US times for the stages are:
Day 1:
hololive stage1 - 2024/03/15 11:00 PM EST / 8:00 PM PST
hololive stage2 - 2024/03/16 4:30 AM EST / 1:30 AM PST
Day 2:
HoneyWorks stage - 2024/03/16 11:00 PM EST / 8:00 PM PST
hololive stage3 - 2024/03/17 4:30 AM EST / 1:30 AM PST

I hope you'll support my shark wife.

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>>71436332
I love pesto, i could eat it straight out of the container, I grow my own basil plants just so I can make fresh pesto.

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>>71435301
She was in the Myth off collab karaoke for a bit the other day, otherwise no

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>>71436416
I sprayed some special "juice" on them

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>>71436475
*cums on you*

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>>71436475
You mean MY wife.

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>>71436332
I'm hungry now

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>>71436583
M

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I felt bad yesterday and didn't catch the karaoke vod yet. I can't decided if I want to watch before the first stage or while waiting for the second.

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>>71436534
why are you spraying acidic liquid on Gura you jerk

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>>71435415
That’s not fiction

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>>71436583
mine, akshually.
M+RT

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>>71436794
it doesn't hurt her, it's actually just making her feet even softer.

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I always feel strangely anxious right before these big events. I can only imagine how someone like her must feel.

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this time the actual concert starts an hour after usual Gura time, right? I remember it being really late at night last year or the year before.

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>>71437346
Gura time +3 IIRC

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>>71437272
You can’t imagine because it’s not live you schizo.

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>>71437396
oh, I mistook the expo thing with the concert stage, still earlier than last year I think.

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>>71437565
Time for you to commit sudoku

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>>71437272
>I can only imagine how someone like her must feel
Gassy. Unironically.

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>>71437396
+3 is when the free frame starts I believe, holodex is showing +4 for the actual event start time.

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>>71435415
Are we doing limericks? Okay, cool.
There once was a shark from Nan-

Oh wait. *starts sweating* uh...
Hey, how about a haiku instead?

Our idol, a shark.
Fishy, smelly aroma.
Can you imagine?

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>>71438042
And the frame is basically an hour of waiting screen? Last year IIRC it was like 6 hours of waiting screen& 2 minutes of content

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>>71436583
>>71437100
M RT

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>>71438140
WTF is that ugly La+ Gura hybrid abomination? My penis reverted back into my pelvis

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And just like that, she's gone again...

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>>71438134
Can I imagine?
Yes, it is very pungent.
God it makes me hard.

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>>71436583
M
>>71437100
RT

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>>>>>>>I COULD'VE BEEN IN GURA'S ROOM
WHY DIDNT I GO TO JAPAN

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in a few hours IDOL SHARK
not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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since I stopped being a fat fuck, I can feel parts of my pelvis and ribs, is that normal? it feels weird to me.

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>>71437346
>>71437396
>>71438042
>>71438135
Stage one starts at 12:00 PM JST.
That's 11 PM EST or 8 PM PST.
The concert was originally going to be half an hour later, but they moved it to help with congestion. I listed all the converted times in >>71436475

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>>71438409
How many people shoved their face in the chair and inhaled deeply

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>>71438134
I literally never understood what makes it a haiku. Shit doesn’t rhyme at all

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>>71438409
I hope someone checked if there were panties in the drawer

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>>71438409
>Gura and Fubuki art on the wall
Cute! This would have been neat to go to, I hope we get more pictures of it.

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>>71438490
haiku have 5 syllables, then 7, then 5 again.

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>>71438451
stage 2 is really late, I might have to stay up for that because Gura will certainly tweet after its over.

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>>71438451
Anon that's the opening time, the concert starts an hour after that.

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>>71438409
What the heck, Gura's room looks nothing like that. I would know.

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>>71438723
erm,,. sorry sweaty but
https://youtu.be/pYutA8gUu-E?t=1252

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So i can safely sleep for 4 hours without missing my wife?

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>>71438915
Sleep as long as you want, you won't miss your wife because she's my wife. 4 hours will be fine though.

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>>71438843
>sorry sweaty
But I just showered...

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>>71438843
That’s the fake room, like when you was a kid and your mom made you clean your room when guests were coming. Gura doesn’t even know moona why would that be in her room? Her actual room just has porn of herself on the walls as posters

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>>71436471
No it doesn't. Are you ESL?

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>going about my day
>playing videogames, peeking in on fes stuff
>lolikami requiem recording flashes through my mind and I want to kill myself
why does that embarrass me so much, god I hope my recording got tossed into a manager pile and not hers

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>>71439169
There is nothing in that comment that can be replied with "doesn't" and yet you accuse him of ESL, retard

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>>71438490
It's not supposed to rhyme, unculturedbud.
It's supposed to be three lines, with the first line being 5 syllables, the second one being 7 syllables, and the third line being 5 syllables again.

A small shark girl.
Flat as an ironing board.
Brat needs correction.

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>>71438639
Why though. Like I get poems that rhyme because one word sounds like the other word. But what the fuck. 5, 7, 5? The fuck is that?

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>>71438134
kek. What's wrong bud? Limericks are fine. I wrote this one a year ago.

There once was a shark from [ATLANTIS]
who kept all her chum in a bucket.
Then one fateful day,
some shrimp came her way,
and now to get chum, she just sucks it.

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>>71438437
Yes, if you are losing weight. About 6-7 years ago, I went from 180lbs down to 125lbs. I thought I had cancer or something. They ran all kinds of tests and couldn't find anything. I never cut down or stopped eating. My doctor told me to just keep eating anything. Eventually it stopped and about a year later I was back up to 185lbs. When I was down to 125lbs I could feel bones I didn't know I had.

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do we have an inside man?
any chumbuds /here/ lining outside the venue atm?

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>>71439263
>>71439284
They can rhyme but it’s supposed to stay on topic that’s the focus. Similar to a limerick except a bit fancier

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>71438409
The four images being the exact same thing looks kind of bad, but other than that, it's really cute.

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>>71439240
I hope Gura heard my recording and not mane-chan. Imagine your voice entering Gura's eardrums, you're basically having sex.

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>>71439439
samen

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>>71439347
I'm not underweight though, I'm 160 lbs right now. I lost about 100 lbs in the last 2 years.

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I wonder if she'll tweet before or after her performance. I hope she has a live MC section and she tweets after, that way it's extra cute.

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>>71439678
brother's samen

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WIFE

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My wife is awake!

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>>71440135
Likes? I can't check atm.

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WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>71439807
Are you a midget? Like exactly 5 feet?

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>>71440276
ye, just a couple

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It's MY daughterwife!

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>>71438409
wtf is this?

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>>71440315
I love her. I'm cooking dinner make sure to post all your favorites itt. :3

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more likes

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>>71440295
I'm 5'8, so yes.

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Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

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>>71440508
I’d be fine with Okayu as her partner. One of the few good ones

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>>71438134
I'd report you, but I've also made limericks in my head starting the same way. kek.

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gurb

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my cheesestick wife TuT

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>>71440640
>One of the few good ones
She and a new member hade an entire Minecraft mining stream where they spent 2-3 hours talking about sex and fetishes, don't know if i want my doughterwife to be corrupted by Okayu

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she was touching stuff, I need her DNA!

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Thank God it starts 8pm my time.

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I want to see my wife's signature all over the place...

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WIIIIFEEE TWEET

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>>71439240
she's going to hear your voice anon. your literal voice is going to touch her eardrums. And there is nothing you can do about it now. My voice sharing a song with her gives me a boner.

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LFG!

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WIIIIFEEEEEE

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>I ran around peeing on everything I could
Imagine

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>>71439341
I sometimes streetview [ATLANTIS] and imagine her walking it's picturesque streets as a little girl.

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>>71440789
I think Okayu and Korone (or was it Marine) that talked about a "massager" too during a stream? Can't find the clip now though

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Dammit how is she able to do this to me every time so easily? I'm really pumped now.
I love her so much!

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Does gura ever like slurp up her girl juice after she cums, like she squirts in her hand, and then licks it. And then those loli piss kissed lips nom on our ears in asmr, when she blows us kisses, does she still have her cum on her breath from the previous session? Then hands that signed the signatures around the expo have touched her cunny. There could be literal cunny molecules there.

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>>71441090
I streetviewed the playground that Gura said she sat under a turtle and ate sand, that was pretty kino, i wonder if i can get a random Atlantian to go and get some sand and ship it to me, for no particular reason

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>>71440789
Well if you’re keeping score still makes her less of a whore than almost every other member outside of like 3 members tops

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>>71441154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoIkChFpATY

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>>71440862
Gura pov

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>>71439402
Who the fuck is limerick? Isn’t that the guy from Elden Ring?

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>>71440862
that kiss was for me btw

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LOW KEY GURA IS HOT <3 <3

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What did she sign? Just random merch and fes stuff that was laying around the office that they gonna hand out in the FES arena?

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HIGH KEY GURA IS HOT <3 <3

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>>71441267
streetview is dangerous. easy to lose yourself in it.

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>>71441634
Things like the walls and the displays.

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>>71441634
I'm guessing she signed cutouts and walls and stuff around the venue

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MID KEY GURA IS COLD 3> 3>

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>>71441441
god I wish I could watch her sign things irl

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I LOVE GURA
SHE ONLY NEEDS TO STREAM ONCE A YEAR, I WILL GIVE HER MY LIFE!!!
WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>71441726
>>71441749
Walls? What? She walked inside the building? There are people there? Maybe not public people inside the venue yet but outside waiting? How do the Hololive talents get shipped in and out without being seen? Or do they not care since no one can take pictures anyway due to the japanese photography laws?

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Gura is in love with me specifically.

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>>71441441
The A was for the ones that don’t speak English. Also I fucking called it she’s there for last minute recordings and signings. She also picked up a few jobs as well but that was the initial point

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she wants her fans to have fun?

i thought the lore being spewed is that she hates her fans. i guess she corrected antis, again.

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>>71441916
No en fan would ever break that law, I'm sure

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>>71441916
Newbud they go days before the event so they can walk around and see the stuff since talents aren't technically allowed to be there for the expo or fes.

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>>71441998
Schizos aren’t buds, you’re just making it easier for him to blend in.

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Are there any fembud at Hololive SUPER EXPO 2024?

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>>71441977
you can have as much fun as you want, as long as she doesn't have to be directly involved :3

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I was gonna play games but I think ill go get some snacks for tonight. I can't fucking wait buds, I love seeing my wife on stage!

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Crypt of the necrodancer dlc released on switch think she’ll play?

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Are there any fembuds at Hololive SUPER EXPO 2024?

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>>71442137
hey, its still a nice sentiment

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>>71442195
imagine making a typo

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Child

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We’re posting so fast. I bet there’s at least 140 unique IPs looking at this thread in just this moment alone. This is what “making it” feels like. We’re finally home, chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

Asscancer-bud here; i've had not blood in my stool for almost a week now

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>>71442296
Yeah, you are famous now, i am proud of you. Can i get your autograph?

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>>71442296

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God, i wish there was more scatbuds hornyposting right now

[Anonymous No.]

Marine is really portrayed as the leader, even before she beats gura's sub count because it's inevitable

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>>71440862
How did she post it's shark time and we didn't get the shark time soundpost, chumbuds are slippin.

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Do you think Gura has met Mumei and Advent now?

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>>71443191
could say the same for you

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>>71443130
Was gura’s thighs always so plump in this picture, or am I just now noticing it?

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>>71443191
Some might argue it's not actually quite shark time. But since the other one was just posted, have another one of her being cute.

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Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

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>>71443487
I was the anon cooking dinner! Don't look at me!

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>>71443805
I need her...

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Im gonna go get taco bell and snacks before everything starts.

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>Gura: Phew…so far so good. Hey, that’s…
>Gawr: That blue shark again, I don’t of all places…
>Gura: I found you, faker!
>Gawr: Faker? I think you’re the fake shark around here. You’re comparing yourself to me…ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fa-
>Gura: I’ll make you eat those words

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>>71442525
:3c

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>Gura: Phew…so far so good. Hey, that’s…
>Gawr: That blue shark again, of all places…
>Gura: I found you, faker!
>Gawr: Faker? I think you’re the fake shark around here. You’re comparing yourself to me…ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fa-
>Gura: I’ll make you eat those words

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>>71442696
we get banned a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Diaperbuds are Gura's favorite buds, she wants chumbies who love her enough to change her stinky diapers.

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>>71442181
Bring it up to her. Could be a good excuse to play it again.

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>>71440789
>>71441300
NTA, but Okayu has been having multiple holomen on recently for minecraft collabs to talk about the kind of tropes and fetishes they like, and most of it is about girls. None of them talked about having sex or even liking anything from experience. It was always hypotheticals or them talking about characters and scenarios.
The conversations were basically like
>"what kind of size boobs do you like?"
>"Would you lick someone's armpit?"
>"do you like being teased?"
>"are you into weird smells?"
>"do you prefer stockings or zettai ryouiki?"
>"No, I wouldn't want to drink pee, Matsuri."

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1768787910596391250
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1768787910596391250
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1768787910596391250

[Anonymous No.]

gura's shark juice...

[Anonymous No.]

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

GURA AGAIN
WIIIIIIFEE

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE

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>>71446039
well she had to go fill up the tank there after all

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>>71445952
they seem to know how to NOT cuck us and make us feel like third wheels. And thank god for that. Western normie chuubas could learn a lot from that. Thankfully Gura keeps it about us.

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>>71445952
>"No, I wouldn't want to drink pee, Matsuri."
The pained refrain of many a Holomen

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>>71446039
mmm, gimme some of that blue stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Blue flavor is always the best flavor.

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>>71445363
She did mention Depends in one stream but i don't remember which, would be nice with a clip with Gura talking about adult diapers, hmm, i wonder if it was in a DBD stream

[Anonymous No.]

how comes when gura drinks blue drink, her pee stays yellow? Where does the blue go?

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE JUICE

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>>71446215
Into her tail.

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The other day, I was wondering why poo is brown. Then i remembered mixing all the coloured paints together as a kid, and it became brown. Gura's poop is brown.

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>>71441967
>Also I fucking called it she’s there for last minute recordings and signings.
Retard. They all go there a few days before and sign the walls, write messages, and just walk around the venue before anyone else is allowed in.
They aren't doing last minute recordings for holofes. Are you insane? It literally starts in an hour and the concert starts in four.

[Anonymous No.]

>drinking her own shark juice
chumbuds explain your oshi???

[Anonymous No.]

I once drank a couple of blue powerades without having ate much and it made my poo blueish.

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>>71446187
she sounded genuinely offended, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

why is she posting on twitter, someone told me she unable to because she was shy. i see no signs of that.. she could do this daily it seems

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>>71446308
That was more towards the schizos saying dumb shit but you seem to be equally retarded. They all go there but not at the same time, and they actually do last minute recordings because it’s not just fes expo has shit as well. Not to mention the tours, and whoever is doing the MC work.

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>>71446570
They just don't understand her and her chumbies, man...

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>>71446583
it was a thinly veiled shill tweet, she wants you to buy the drink

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>>71446583
She's being forced to tweet this shit. That's why. She wouldn't do this on her own. Manager told her

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>>71446795
And people think she is Dimitri Jap, haha, i bet she doesn't even bother to wipe her butt after a fat spray pudding if no one tells her to

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>>71446681
>Thinly veiled
I would like to know what you would consider a veiled one is?

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>>71446589
The tours and MC segments are live, you dumb newfaggot. They aren't recording those.
Any recordings they're doing while they're there are for future events and there's no reason to think they're "last minute".
You're just assuming a ton of bullshit because you're ESL, a schizo, and new. Also, the A's weren't for "people who don't speak English". Why would you even assume that? It's her fucking catchphrase.
And then there's this:
>She also picked up a few jobs as well but that was the initial point
What the fuck are you even talking about? You're just a fucking schizo no matter how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447028
It’s very esoteric. Are you sure you’re feeble mind can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447028
Im a bit loopy right now, sry

[Anonymous No.]

>>71446681
>shill tweet
>for food and drinks
pretty sure they ran out last year and it's a bigger show this year

[Anonymous No.]

What flavor do you guys think it is? Blueberry? Blue raspberry? Something more exotic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
well... y'know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
Diluted gura concentrate.
with pulp

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
it's sea water

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447315
She didn't even have to promote anything, it will sold out fast lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
Gura piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447552
i want to ingest Gura's urine crystals.

[SdH No.]

Blue things doesn't taste good: water, urine, cars, cobolt, Gura, blue man group, lapis lazuli, horses, greenday, etc etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
who cares it means she is on the floor at fest and someone (ME) has a chance to set where she set or has a chance to touch a thing she signed. she could be standing next to one of us and we not know it. Last year Gura did not stay and signed things and did not get to try the dranks like she is posting on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
The reason she has been on break for so long is so she that can spend all her time filling bottles. She has to drink an incredible amount of liquid each day so that she can process it into 'shark juice' that will be sold to the unwitting consumers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447901
Find the chair she sat in and lick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71448009
Not if I lick it first. I will race you.

[SdH No.]

>>71448009
>>71448056
You to should lick eachother and cumswap

[Anonymous No.]

>>71448009
I will lick all of her butt sweat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447828
The bruises i leave around her neck taste good though.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if they had time to mix the song in 1 month and do a supplies reveal at fes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447106
>Call someone ESL when he can’t read English.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura going to sing Full Color again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447315
Yea her and ina sold out as always. Ironically Gura always makes something weird so you’d have to be gross or a big fan to buy it. I would fall under both

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447901
She WAS on the floor. They are not there now.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm kinda just sitting and anxiously waiting for fes, doing absolutely nothing, just kinda worrying... why do i feel nervous for her, i don't have to do shit, and it's prerecorded anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71446965
Why are you obsessed with Gura's shit? That's weird and gross.

[Anonymous No.]

more likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71448908
Imagine NOT being a scatbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>71447414
Watch streams.
https://youtu.be/rBjfDxyGnZc?t=3910
https://youtu.be/qOpDs4coXN8?t=130

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/rex851028/status/1768798361053012051

[Anonymous No.]

For my daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been rewatching Gura's performances from last years fest. How is she going to top Megu Megu Fire? That was amazing. Even her song with Shion had the crowd hyped.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to try the shark juice...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449147
loli kami

[Anonymous No.]

She knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449147
>How is she going to top Megu Megu Fire?
For me I don't know if she can, but I could be surprised. That performance was literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

Im home with my taco bell and snacks. I got some chips, gummy worms, and some muffins. I was gonna do cookies but the muffins sounded better.
I also saw a beaver crossing the road on my drive home.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Guras first time in Japan, she said she was going on a date with a Senpai? Did they have another date this time?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura Room
https://twitter.com/ChocomintEbi/status/1768800134849323165

[Anonymous No.]

>>71446795
Her manager should tell her to tweet more often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449498
>>71438409

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/jIku1jBMDjI?t=2145

"OMG our star? Which star is ours? Pluto", man, i wish i was her wife so i could tard-wrangle her every single day

[Anonymous No.]

I'm awake, I'm awake!

[Anonymous No.]

I too, have awoken

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449649
>Something tells me it's not a good idea to throw things into the sun.
I want to hug this little retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura drinking her own shark juices. Hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450063
Do not anger The Sun by throwing things at it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449649
The sun is named Sol, Gura, and the moon is named Luna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450230
Anger the sun, what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449147
>How is she going to top Megu Megu Fire?
Imagine they get EN perms and she sings something like Skyfall live. My knees would shatter so hard I would never walk again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450230
Why not? It's a shitty tabloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449649
man I miss her DBD streams

[Anonymous No.]

expo pics soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449388
Even sweet appetite was surprisingly good

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449343

[Anonymous No.]

Achan retweeted the shark juice

[Anonymous No.]

I DIDNT BUY THE STREAM AHHHHH I DIDNT BUY IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450423
I still disliked it, but it was 10x better than the non fes version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450345
Those probably aren’t coming back after they unintentionally trolled a troom

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450878
would be based if they did it on purpose, but I know the devs bent the knee ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450872
Bae is awful at singing and nobody will tell her that. She has a better voice but she’s unironically worse than Noel

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

how late will i have to stay up for this

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK IN DA WATER

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451053
I love Guras "i am holding in my pee" pose <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451053
>Up front with Sora
AAAAAAAAAAAA CUTE. ALSO CUTE SIGNATURE.

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451053
Her head is so fucking big

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451053
think the bottom left says
>lets have fun
could be wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451053
me waiting patiently between her legs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Expo day 1 is starting
https://youtu.be/062NE0osLN8

[Anonymous No.]

chumbies...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451570

[Anonymous No.]

This is such a good song.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451395
>It's been fun!
Graduation confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451395
me coming for her cunny from below

[Anonymous No.]

Im just now looking at the merch and so many of the small things are fucking random to get Gura. I fucking hate Gacha merch so much.
>summer booster card packs
I didn't even realize these were a thing, I still need to find her card from the last set released last summer.
The shirts are cool too, im gonna get a blue one to match Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451764
Fuck off, we don't need your entire fucking life-story anon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm about to wabi sabi

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451764
You're supposed to step outside your comfort zone and find a group to trade with. Go make some friends, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451395
Me under her about to be peed on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451838
Don't sound so upset.
>>71451897
Hard to do when you're not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451395
>hi, have fun! <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451969
gonna blow raspberries on that tum tum

[Anonymous No.]

This is skipping quite a bit for me, I hope it gets better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451977
Is that a :O face by shark in da water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451977
>>71451395
>Shark in da water! :O

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451674
Which one was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452104
This is just expo. Concert is in 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451570
This man says what the world is thinking

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452310
I know, but it's still bothersome.

[Anonymous No.]

Think I’m gonna take a quick nap bros. Wake me up when the concert starts.

[Anonymous No.]

they have an AI in holoearth?

[Anonymous No.]

CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452622
RIP chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

why are the subtitles in japanese?

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba was here

[Anonymous No.]

Is holoearth a VR game you need a whole setup for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452622
Alright I got you, I'll knock on your door when it's about to start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452859
The hearts are for me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452859
Surprised but VERY happy she chose to take up so much space with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452745
Cute big all caps hand writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453155
I love her goofy handwriting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452859
She's didn't even have to kneel to write that

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452745
She's a child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71451977
Why is the, "hi, have fun" so much smaller and lighter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452745
That was from last year, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452859
Gura Ame and Kiara are all right next to each other. That's Ina a bit above, if Mori is close I'm just missing it. Also is the Korone fan shitting on the toilet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71450967
This was a few days ago. New monster with a broken neck and one of it’s outfits is a little gay (it’s just a pink shirt). People were calling it an accurate representation of a real life troon. To make it better the VA is a troon

[Anonymous No.]

>>71452859
Isn't this from last year?

[Anonymous No.]

New Gura likes and she liked the best one 4th photo down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453701
Oh I found Mori a couple to the left of Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453836
Am I supposed to know who that guy is? Gosling?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453773
>>71453656
Advent is there, so I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453656
No, that's the new one

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453939
yes, it's ryan gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>71449649
>"I want to play a Grudge game on the Wii"
>"Getting a WiiU is on my to-do list"
>Two years later...
Man, watching past Gura streams can be depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453656
I dont think she even signed anything/visited the venue last year

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/adklelele/status/1765926612292493344
DO IT FOR HER!!! She wants you to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453939
>>71454005
Gura liked it on twitter so this needs to be the photo used in the next Gura thread. I love how she thinks like us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454091
You are right so today is the first year she is walking around with the fans pretending to be one of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453950
Yeah but Advent could have just added to the ones already there from last year.

[Anonymous No.]

Watame's big wooly booba...

[Anonymous No.]

i don't have enough money for the full event ticket but I bought the one for stage 1 to see gura.

only 2 more hours...it's already 3AM...need to stay awake. can't miss Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454321
Gura is stage 2 sorry you could not read and will miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71453950
>>71453956
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

I guess i gotta go through the Holofest tag to find Gura stuff. That sucks

[Anonymous No.]

anotha one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454441
You got so many more sprinkles than Gooba did...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454435
don't be mean, friend. i got scared for a second there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454620
That's really cute. I love her so much.

[Anonymous No.]

every time i see yagoo he looks closer to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454620
This brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454620
That's adorable, she made a little game out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not really used to seeing Yagoo that isn't just an image of him.

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo looks like he's doing a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71454719
Had too but its all good. Enjoy the show. It sucks I am working and on the floor right now but She and the other girls are fun to be around and talk too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already sleep deprived
When does the paid event start?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455204
Concert starts in 2 hours, 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455204
in about 1 hour and 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455204
in about 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo looks like he's gained the weight back compared to last year and last summer. He looked sick back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455204
In about 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455204
It started 40 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

I never listened to azki talking

[Anonymous No.]

another angle of Gura's room

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't bought my ticket yet, should I buy it through eplus or spwn? is there a difference?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455768
SPWN is a little cheaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455768
spwn 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455597
He means the actual concert. Not the expo shit

[Anonymous No.]

So I'm guessing they don't have the Gura statue on display this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455721
Why does Gura have 3 of the same poster on her walls and the same image on her calendar? Also I thought her room was underwater, what's that field?
Also what the fuck is the writing on the left?? More Gooba writing? Why has no one posted that?

[Anonymous No.]

I saw the Gooba was here sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455721
what did she write on the wall on the left?
also, did nobody check her panty drawer yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456012
They have Suisei's statue on display, dunno about Gura and Pekora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455721
what's the writing on the wall to the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>71455721
I want to know the writing too. Gotta finish the scavenger hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

That's a pretty nice passport. I'd rather go to Gura Island myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456494
What?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456633
It's like epstein's island, but all the underage girls are dressed like Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456876
hey, I'm on the banner!

[Anonymous No.]

These cheapo bulk nachos I bought taste like shit, literal salty cardboard. How the fuck do you fuck up nachos?

Thankfully I got salsa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456876
Is this from the discord group?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456876
The dino

[Anonymous No.]

>>71456876
>>71457012
What is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457293
Discord

[Anonymous No.]

Lot of feet shots. They did this for Gura. Also, shoes on a robot feet? That looks weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457293
found it off twitter but apparently discordbuds made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457370
Would Gura goom to these? Or would she think they were some kind of abomination?

[Anonymous No.]

can see most of the writing here

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457357
Did they all meet to sign that? Or did they aign it digitally and then it got printed?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Man that looks like fun. I wish I either had someone to go with there or had someone I know on the other end to tard wrangle my anxious gaijin ass.
I'd be so fucked on my own.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Guess we got a chumbud with that "Gyatt Damn" reference post it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457523
reminder:
Feed Ebi
-GET socks (clean)
-Dance practice
-uhh....

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457536
you could write or paint a message and they printed it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457523
>Reminder
>Feed Ebi
>"Get socks? (clean?)
>Dance practice
>-Gura?
? are things I think are right but not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457903
>reminder:
>Feed Ebi
oops

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457523
That's not messy enough to be Gura's room. I wish Gura would have made them trash it a hit and put some used panties in the corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457523
Feed me Gura I'm a hungry chumbaboi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71458158
fuck, typing too fast and put "a hit" and didn't proof read.

[Anonymous No.]

>a! Same Desu <3
in the bottom right

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, a guy in crutches still taking the time to come for this. Now that's dedication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71457993
>>-Gura?
Open it in another tab and zoom in.
It's literally "uhh..."

[Anonymous No.]

free link anybody

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71458720
I got most of it right, uhh was my second guess, but the light glare was messing with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71458844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=062NE0osLN8

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what a chumchad looks like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71459039
I got thicker hair but no beard

[Anonymous No.]

>>71459039
yes