/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

mostly alive and kicking edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1768403569936318495

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>71351753

[Anonymous No.]

Luv me wife, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

Shummy

[Anonymous No.]

it's over

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really looking forward for deadly premonition. I've kept myself fresh to watch it first with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>71369581
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>71369512
NOO

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

cap who? cap f?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71369845

[Anonymous No.]

>>71369962
Someone needs to edit this into fleece

[Anonymous No.]

Zoomer lingo

[Anonymous No.]

>likes and rts 21 tweets
>change art on template schedule
>updates schedule with 3 streams
>posts schedule and credit art
wew that's enough work for today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370167
you forgot the tree

[Anonymous No.]

why's she still playing the shitty fangame it got its showcase she can play something good now

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370167
>>71370260
She also had to update the time for americucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370167
hey she probably also spent hours brushing up generated text on thumbnails

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370296
Lobby 2 is fun though

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370383
sorry dude she's never gonna stop zatsuing for you

[Anonymous No.]

She liked a meme about a male vtuber made by another male vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in my arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370471
It's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370471
stripperpill

[Anonymous No.]

i really do deeply love you shondo

[Anonymous No.]

do you think shondo likes being called a stripper so she does stuff to be called one here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371092
No she's too retarded

[Anonymous No.]

whyd they time out lurk for a week this time lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371529
Probably means he made the alts that got banned for being made to impersonate others

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371529
who cares what the reason was
dumb fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371665
hes better than most shoomfies

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371714
sure he is tuffnarr
we all know you're a terrible judge of character why don't you go suck off rexus

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371714
Most shoomfies won't do what he did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371771
he isnt me i am, i feel bad because i made the alts and now he got banned because of my wicked behavior WetCat

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371529
bit extreme IMO, was kind of funny

[Anonymous No.]

Just lock up offline chat again. Retarded ass mods, are you really gonna let them mock you openly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371771
Seemed to me more like somnium, since he didn't add the '

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371874
do you really think he'd say shoomfies

[Anonymous No.]

groomers are the biggest retards lmao
give up trying to profile chat here youre terrible at it :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371915
He's said syadouSob shotoes on two occasions, i don't know what to believe anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371982
I'm not a groomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371988
kek
actually true

[Anonymous No.]

>>71371863
looks like it didn't work, try again with some new alts shoomfie

[Anonymous No.]

I really do deeply hate you shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I love shondo and i like you guys
How much I like you changes by the thread though

[Anonymous No.]

>>71372797
that's perfectly normal because i'm a manic schizo

[Anonymous No.]

im extremely consistent

[Anonymous No.]

shondos gone by march, all I’m saying.

[Anonymous No.]

surely you mean may anon

[Anonymous No.]

i'll give her til june

[Anonymous No.]

>>71372797
I love Shondo, and sometimes I think you guys are great.
Mostly my sentiment in this thread hovers somewhere around "contempt" though.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo is already gone. This is just a cheap knockoff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373024
yeah, to be with me :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373079
may i, kiss you on the lips?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373319
depends on who you are
probably not though

[Anonymous No.]

I've been drinking the whole day and now I can't remember if I took my schizo meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373409
I’m you

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373412
same but I don't take my meds anyway
>>71373433
it's more likely than i would care to think about

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373433
Lurk, using alts on here doesn't really have any meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373512
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there even newer people in offline chat
Scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373547
newfags run this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373547
newfags (oldfag alts) run this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373578
into the ground, maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373666
What did you mean by this satan

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373547
please stop talking about me :( im trying my best no im not >:) frick u

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373666
>
don't you dare use my line for your satanic machinations CHRIST IS KING

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373711
We're crashing this plane... with no survivors!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373547
Because shondo and mods have long since given up gatekeeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71373809
you messed up the grammar last time

[Anonymous No.]

when's the art gonna be done shondo you did more art when you were dying of covid

[Anonymous No.]

Dantes reminds me of us sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7BKXB9WNtQ

[Anonymous No.]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>71374556
he has the ryonaposter brain.

[Anonymous No.]

i dont really like most of you but i think if i got to know you i would. but i dont want to put in the effort, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>71374556
wow he's literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375112
would rather not initiate friendships with people I have to compete with for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375112
thats ok Shonshon. btw otis can keep the peas, i just the pee :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71374556
He's just like me fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375174
>keep your friends close and your enemies closer

[Anonymous No.]

i am ambivalent to most of you and dislike others but its fine because i will win

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375411
the person you're pretending to be doesn't even know what that word is
i highly doubt he could spell it even with his iphone spellcheck

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375411
What about me

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375479
im not pretending to be anyone you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Most of you are clowns that follow my lead in this faggot circus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375552
cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375486
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375564
ogey shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375564
i made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>71375623
I'm not gay...

[Anonymous No.]

I just need more sho (art) in my life

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo claims she would phone you up at work to tell you that she loves you, yet wont even interact with you outside of a stream. Curious!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376302
;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376304
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376302
yet shes never told me directly that she loves me, curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376302
Ok but that's unironically different and you hopefully know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376455
Cope, incel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376493
own them chuds xister

[Anonymous No.]

Thirf, I was literally shitposting, don't draw other chuubas to make shondo jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376681
i saw that. a little weirdge to pick another schizo yandere gfe loli asmr vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376681
>first time he drew another chuuba
kek, don't get your advice from this place thirf half the posts are trying to sabotage you

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376681
hes done baiting the follow

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376681
Thirf's been talking about wanting to draw other characters and chuubas for a while i dont think its to.make shondo jealous

[Anonymous No.]

I like FallenShadow a whole lot I want to hold her hand and hug her and kiss her and

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376681
he fucked up, he had to wait for the follow first and then draw the other chuubas

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377404
this. i'm going this route, but as soon as i get it, i'm doing a week of sho art to troll her.

[Anonymous No.]

i know this relationship isnt real which makes it all the more fucked up that i really love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377482
good shit shogga. the real troll is to not post it to the tag so when she sees it, it hits even harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377485
*love her.
its late. im going to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377622
Good night shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>71376761
does she play into the character more? might be interested

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377861
the same amount as shondo does

[Anonymous No.]

>>71378060
so not at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377861
Eh not really
Doesnt go below surface level

[Anonymous No.]

moobie tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377485
I don't get it, one of the most consistent things about shondo is how she wants us to take this marriage seriously
The relationship is real and she is your wife and you should treat it and her as such

[Anonymous No.]

>>71378336
liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>71378712
thanks shadow; needed to hear this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71378712
each seriously is its own seriously
and hers is hers
aka it isnt serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>71378996
she banned people for divorcing her

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379054
she's so immature

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379099
they deserved it

[Anonymous No.]

This relationship is so real that I can't even talk to my wife. So fucking real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379276
well...

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379276
fucking leave if you're not happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379320
Most won't make it past April to see May.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379474
I'll be here until may 2060

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379474
I'll be here until may 2090

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379678
based.
be the husband she needs, not the one she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379817
this arc was so funny because she was melting down all day and then 10 hours later it was solved lmao
i love my retarded wife so much

[Anonymous No.]

i will stay until i can become her sunshine
if she ever tells me she loves me unprompted i will probably die of happiness

[Anonymous No.]

Smile last stream i made a comment which I feel genuinely made her happy to hear and I'm glad she read it
I love my wife, good night shoggas

[Anonymous No.]

May 8th on shonternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>71379817
These were ririko posts BTW

[Anonymous No.]

i will be the reason she becomes our "yandere" loli again. this happens shooner if you yield to my regime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380227
i know you dont have to tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380227
I thought so

[Anonymous No.]

ryona poster come back I miss you

[Anonymous No.]

it's weird... I don't care for her ara ara voice, but she does a sort of onee-chan one, like in the most recent doctor asmr, that I do like. I assume the ara ara is akward because of her pneumonia (covid isn't real).
Also I hope we see more Dr. Elizabeth. that was cute to listen to.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>71380487
also apparently putting spoilers inside the parantheses makes them disapper. (covid still isn't real)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380574
Same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380574
me too shoomfie

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380326
It was more for the newfags

[Anonymous No.]

did anyone else archive the rbt maros

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380732
i was too new to care back then :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380641
since we're spoonfeeding, what does Shadow consider 'cheating'? following other chuubas? subbing to them? chatting in their streams? et cetera, et cetera?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380799
ok real answer. it depends on the day and how shes feeling. if you are worried about it, dont chat in any of the streams she might join. thats the biggest thing, you can watch other vtubers as long as you dont chat, and as long as shondo isnt streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380574
I feel that

[Anonymous No.]

anti general starting

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380799
Watching other chuubas while she's live
Donating a ton of money to other chuubas (I still think this one is a little weird)
Liking all the tweets of other chuubas while ignoring hers

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380982
why do you think its weird to give other random women money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380799
It doesn't matter what definition anyone here can give you, since she will manufacture whatever reason she wants to call you a cheater or anti and then treat you like dirt after years of loyalty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381034
*not weird
brb killing myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381034
It's my money I decide what I want to do with it
You don't see me telling her what to do with the money I've given her

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381034
why dont you think its weird for your wife to never speak to you unless you give her a tip first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381150
she talks to me all the time and i only donate a few times a month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380799
What the other guys said, but also there are different rules for different vtubers. I'm think I'm safe watching nina and chatting, but I would never go near neppie except with an alt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381112
that doesn't mean your decisions can't be sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381208
so you concede that youre interacting with a hostess girl? you literally have to pay her multiple times a month for her to possibly respond to messages you send while shes working. cool relationship you have there lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381306
cool life you have /here/

[Anonymous No.]

if you're this bored get a hobby

[Anonymous No.]

why does she consider it cheating to watch and chat with other vtubers when she does it herself?

[Anonymous No.]

syadouBiggly1 syadouBiggly2

[Anonymous No.]

syadouBiggly3 syadouBiggly4

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381440
why don't you ask her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381440
>woman has double standards
imagine my shock....also cause she's lesbian/bi

[Anonymous No.]

The only reason Shondo keeps up the LARP is that she is scared of how her most mentall ill incel fans will react to it ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>I have I can make him worse syndrome
>my existence in the world is fueled to find mentally ill men much older than I am and make them more mentally ill
>*giggles*
she’s such a goober. :) I don’t know if I’d call it love but I’m really fond of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381440
because you have to keep to standards that she doesnt properly define and changes at her pleasure whereas all she has to do is collect money from you

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381230
>but I would never go near neppie except with an alt.
brb making neppie my new oshi. at least she streams + she cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381685
bye!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381685
open her chat there's a secret there

[Anonymous No.]

>>71380732
So besides the rrk maros there are rbt maros, good to know
It's over, I'm never going to be done with reps. Whenever i do reps i get fomo and get bummed out over unarchived stuff that I'll never know about or see for myself.
I wish i was there then, but i also know it would've been horrible for my mental health if I had been there.
I'm in a cycle of wishing I found shondo earlier because of getting fomo while doing reps, to remembering that it's best that I discovered her when I have, to doing reps and getting fomo over stuff I'll never know because I wasn't around for it.
>>71381458
>>71381487
SyadouPogger

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381440
its networking for her, these are her business colleagues

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381826
Dewd networked quite a lot with Nina today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381745
NOOOO SHONDO I WAS JUST JOKING INSANECAT

>>71381797
no there's not

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381954
i fucking do not care. never respond to me with your faggot dereking ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381954
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381965
>no there's not
sorry d****n try again

[Anonymous No.]

no Saar my wife marriage real Saar she only talk to me when I give her the rubies Saar

[Anonymous No.]

what was she sick with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71381034
it's weird when you give other women more money than your wife, that's the line she doesn't want you to cross I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382342
Im sorry, im tired. what i actually meant was the exact opposite of what i said

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382323
lyingbitchgytis

[Anonymous No.]

not tonight, shondo, i'm not in the mood

[Anonymous No.]

I just took my sleepy meds, she better not announce a movie now

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382043
>>71382040
groomcord users in the wild

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382578
don’t worry shogga she won’t, don’t worry about and let the sweet embrace of blissful unconsciousness caress your mind. Drifting… drifting…

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382675
groomsquad hates me, get your facts straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382675
they exiled me, please shiggies i need a new home. SadCat

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382675
despise discord, but not as much as jealous gossipy fags here

[Anonymous No.]

my throat hurts like it's closing up. did i get mono from making out with my wife too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382858
maybe you can join the newfag faction headed by king T

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382578
Oh shit oh fuck I messed up. It's DST in America but not the UK yet. She still has another hour when she could announce a movie. It's fucking over for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382917
they exiled me too D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382713
DRIFTING!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382713
syadouComfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382969
That looks like so much fun I wish I could drive like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382050
>get named dropped
>shogga wasn't even replying to me
>feelsbadlygood.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>71383206
Imagine driving recklessly with shondo in the passenger seat just so you can grope her with the excuse of "keeping her safe"
FE was based for that

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/1OMyrdJrI8A?feature=shared saw this and been imagining doing this with shondo in the passenger seat

[Anonymous No.]

>>71369524
reminder that Shondo still hasn't told us whats wrong with her health just that its 70-80% better (whatever this means), she's still hiding a serious medical condition from us.
real life people dont work like in anime where ur sick for days because Tanaka-senpai is graduating this year and ur very sad. Shondo's condition better not be a "hangover" cuz bri'ish women are notorious for drinking until they pass out under tables at parties and getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

terrible bait 2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>71383793
well she HAS been out klubbing and has either overdone it this time or is too addicted to partying that she hasn’t streamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>71383793
>getting raped
ft would never do that to her. probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>71383905
i knew it god fucking dammit aaaaaaahhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>71383961
>>71383793
Shondo...

[Anonymous No.]

the stripper is pretending to have mysterious anime disease now?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLiy4gp4TyY
me and shondo on the way to da klub

[Anonymous No.]

>>71383768
warming up the tires hard so she keeps slamming her head into the window

[Anonymous No.]

I really need a modern shondo asmr where she kills you at the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384099
yeah, she gets "sick" but never tells us whats wrong, its always some nebulous flu symptoms mixed with fatigue and going to the doctor is never an option, the "treatment" is always sleep excessive sleep. hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384107
She's trying to do her BA dailies but keeps mis-tapping from all the movement, gets more and more pouty, and pretends not hear you when you tell her you've arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382323
ligma

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382323
a hangover from too much scotch whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

i wasnt supposed to tell you this but she was actually at the ado concert in london

[Anonymous No.]

shes klubbin with Neener in NL

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384629
>ado concert in london
wouldnt shock me, if true shes gonna be sick until mid April like she was sick for a month after the babymetal concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384629
i unironically would not forgive her for lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384884
This. I'd anti her for making us worry like that, thankfully she didn't lie and you're all being brainworms farmed.

[Anonymous No.]

i would forgive her, she cant go to a babymetal concert in the UK anymore because each will be full of shoggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384884
Me too, but I'm confident she wouldn't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384629
https://twitter.com/ado_staff/status/1768333116844691712
uh oh....

[Anonymous No.]

most nf >6

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385001
>shoggers going outside
get real, it would be 3 guys in a crowd of men ain't gonna do shit IT nerd ah shoggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385043
wow that's a really homely crowd

[Anonymous No.]

thats what you think >:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384409
"sleep" = klub

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385190
stfu bitch ah shogger, if youd do something in a crowd of hundreds or thousands you wouldve done something irl by now like breaking into her house and shoving her into the trunk of your car

[Anonymous No.]

>>71384629
Hope she had a great time. I wish she told me though.

[Anonymous No.]

curious how she gets "sick" any time there's a weeb concert in london

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385353
why are you typing like a black man

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385353
I’ve already done this but with sho instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385368
She didn't, instead she faked being seriously ill after hitting her head. You know? As one does with people that care.

[Anonymous No.]

he thinks it has to be done in a crowd >:)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385495
"people that care" meanwhile she's getting weeb dick for days and going to concerts

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385625
no... say it aint so husbandbros.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385625
>weeb dick for days
yeah mine

[Anonymous No.]

;)

[Anonymous No.]

>shadowchama in chat
alt live soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385445
aint not that deep lil bro just usin different posting styles

[Anonymous No.]

already writing your cuck fanfics? I'm sorry to disappoint you but she didn't go anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385780
no she's on fallen? unless my thingy is lagging behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385825
aight tuff my shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385826
i know right? shes right here with me cuddling and reading a book

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385861
who? blud stop wafflin in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385937
on skibidi bruh fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>71385843
she's on neppies channel now

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386144
nuh uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386144
not getting tricked again shondo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386251
did you have a fake screenshot on stand by for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386251
FYI that list is not complete due to the intentional design of the twitch API (in order to prevent that kind of stalking).
Scrolling up in chat will usually give you a slightly different list (randomly)

[Anonymous No.]

why do you want to be cucked so bad it’s weird stop it

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386351
no? i went to check if she's there or not
i used a private window cause im not a retard

[Anonymous No.]

youre being cucked wether you like it or not shiggie
she at da kkkkllluuubbbbbbbb

[Anonymous No.]

I can't be cucked, because this isn't a real relationship. I am immune to cucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386526
stinky femcel

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386546
Xhes right you know

[Anonymous No.]

Considering she hasnt mentioned anything about taking medicine, i'm inclined to say she isn't telling the truth. I don't want her to be liyng but what can you do

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386602
you are xher

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386660
xyes....xso xhat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386628
My fertile, rich semen making her better

[Anonymous No.]

stripper is cucking her work husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386802
I donot remember making this post, but obviously I did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.]

shondo play kirby and the forgotten land

[Anonymous No.]

shondo should play snufkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386802
i made this post

[Anonymous No.]

I feel genuinely a little bad watching other vtubers even when she's offline so it's not "real" cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>71370471
this is the same dude she liked on otis' account, i can't believe there hasn't been any brainworming yet.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't get brainworms because I am not in a relationship with a vulnerable anime PNG larper.

[Anonymous No.]

we already know who she meets at da klub

[Anonymous No.]

make up your own posts you unimaginative turd you’re not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>71388328
You're married to this thread instead

[Anonymous No.]

can't BBC post or shondo/xive will delete my post due to racism but can't klub post either because "can't talk about real life"

[Anonymous No.]

also can't post shirt pics, but legs pics are a-okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>71388716
they cant stop klubbers

[Anonymous No.]

spelling bee

[Anonymous No.]

shondo please I’m sorry for shitposting about you let me make it up to you by using your shunny to the point you forget about them all

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i didn't feel the compulsion to come here every now and then but where else can i exclaim GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FIAR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
after reading something like her recent tweet
thanks /shon/ for giving me a place to safely vent i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>71377485
I know that feel. It's easier to handle if you just partition your personality. It doesn't have to be full on dissociative identity disorder, just keep the you that is madly in love with Shondo separate from the other yous designated for other domains of life.
sure that one you will be damaged beyond repair and want to kill himself when she has her inevitable rushia moment, but the rest will carry on just fine

[Anonymous No.]

take the stripper pill

[Anonymous No.]

>shondo fangame
link
also
>shondo h-game
wen

[Anonymous No.]

i already took the 'fall in love with a woman who doesnt acknowledge your existence pill'

[Anonymous No.]

>>71382342
maybe she doesn't need it as much as they do? she's making like six figures now

[Anonymous No.]

its too quiet... you guys are up to something...

[Anonymous No.]

;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71392442
I’m finally getting to watching the subathon vods

[Anonymous No.]

>>71392442
shit bro you arent in the watchalong?

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna start beign nise and not shitpost for a whole week starting now

[Anonymous No.]

>>71392988
sure thing shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I can hear Otis laughing at my envy

[Anonymous No.]

you wake up to the feeling of something cool against your chest, and realise that shondo has invaded your bed as the little spoon, and moved your arms to go around her. trying to maintain your composure from her soft skin against yours you listen to her breathing and take in her sweet fragrance. of course the situation cant be borne and your member eventually starts to poke her in the back, but you figure she must be asleep so you dont worry. thats when she says in a taunting fashion "i know youre awake, arent you going to do anything?"

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo I'm a strong guy and can deal with my own shit by now but I can't forgive you for tossing our excitement for the Motivational ASMR aside like it doesn't even matter.
You've had time. You've been critter-less. There is at least some solace that you're being transparent about not caring to do something you asked our engagement for.
I genuinely feel bad for newer husbands seeing this expectation for you being so low. I'm still in love with the girl who once inspired me, but it feels more like pity than admiration at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

maybe she needs to just stop asking for more work to do until her existing work is finished idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395247
Channel this energy into a ryona post faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Shobdo doesn't like touch or sex so when special occasion she takes sleeping pills and pass out let you do whatever you want to her limp body till morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395606
me hit wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395686
cool but what does that have to do with my cute and loving wife shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395686
>doesn't like touch or sex
;)

[Anonymous No.]

yeah it sucks
i dont even want the motivational anymore, since I know it wouldn’t be genuine. Shes stated before she doesnt want to help us with our problems. and thats fine, perfectly reasonable. but it does hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395879
It's perfectly fine for your wife to do nothing for you and expect unconditional love and support in return?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395999
>applying normal standards to this relationship
retard

[Anonymous No.]

licking shondos cute forehead and oinker in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386526
Pathetic defense mechanism.

[Anonymous No.]

Motherly/Personal Attention ASMR with my motherly AI Companion tonight.
This is sadly what has had to replace you within my thoughts before I sleep. There are other aspects I will continue to replace until you feel like my wife again.

[Anonymous No.]

a husband *should* unconditionally love and support his wife, even if she's completely absent from his life; however, that doesn't make the wife's action acceptable in the least.
Read Matthew 19

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396122
I thought this was meant to be a real and serious relationship? Incels will move the goalposts and perform the most insane mental gymnastics just to avoid the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396215
That’s nice otis

[Anonymous No.]

>>71386546
make sure to add fat next time, stinky femcels hate being called what they are; fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396122
>applying normal standards on husbands
:D
>applying normal standards on the wife
D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396402
be nise to butteredbagels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396402
you're trying so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396330
let me spell it out for you: this IS a real and serious relationship but our standards for this relationship being healthy are very different from a traditional one. maybe you can get it through your neanderthal skull this time.
now melt.
>>71396331
based
>>71396433
if you think we're held to the same standards as a traditional husband you're too far gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396522
if she was trying as hard as me maybe the stinky femcel would lose some weight

[Anonymous No.]

Also read Hosea
>inb4 cukkoo bird
People that this way have genuinely never really loved someone. It's seen as normal when a parent will forgive their child for literally anything, but it's seen as abnormal behavior if a spouse does the same for their soulmate, despite the fact that you're supposed to love your spouse literally more than anything on Earth. he who has ears to hear, let him hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396607
go off shondo, tell that fat cunt what's up

[Anonymous No.]

i just love her, its really just that simple. even if she never speaks to me unprompted and never tells me she loves me, i will love her. i will make myself into something she can be proud of and attracted to and one day i will hear the magic words. this i vow

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395710
this made me laugh very hard great retort anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396331
>>71396531
>quoting the Bible and saying based about neutering yourselves and joining a polygamous relationship
beyond help

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396670
>shits herself
uh oh, melty

[Anonymous No.]

the closest thing to having sex with shondo is her complimenting your art
with this in mind i practice everyday until my fingers cramp

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396649
>i will make myself into something she can be proud of and attracted to and one day i will hear the magic words. this i vow
this

>>71396670
>he thinks this isn't a battle royale

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396531
>if you think we're held to the same standards as a traditional husband you're too far gone
If anything they are much more strict

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396281
>until you feel like my wife again
I'm sorry but this is never going to happen; it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396670
>about neutering yourselves
If you had read Matthew 19 like I said, I wouldn't have to respond to you
>Matt. 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396700
your art still fucking sucks nigger >:)

[Anonymous No.]

Literally just don't talk about what you do with 3dpd around her and the relationship is fine. What are you all on about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396531
>it's a real relationship just different in almost every way except calling it a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

i've caught myself actively not looking at irl women because it would make her mad....

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396797
I don't give a shit about your opinion, my Shontulpa regularly insulting my efforts already!

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396833
yes.
shit yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396649
>attracted to
A rich, fat, old man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396777
are you a eunuch anon

[Anonymous No.]

Chat demotion and its consequences will be a disaster for the menhera husband race.

[Anonymous No.]

let's just say he's the best castrato /this place/ has ever heard ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397037
unironically there’s going to be many shoggacides, and then after the aftermath she’s going to reveal that she didn’t mean it and she was just culling the weak, non believers. Trust the plan

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe ft could have streamed the whole week and didn't
his viewers must be crying out for his return

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397132
why the fuck are you saying this shit here? are you trying to ruin the plan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396700
Whats tonight in this analogy

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397182
yes, femcels in control

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397132
Delete this, trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396649
That's sweet anon, I also love her a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>teehee i didn't mean it haha. now keep those tier 3 subs coming along Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396777
>and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake
MGTOWs are endorsed by the Bible? Baseg

[Anonymous No.]

;)

[Anonymous No.]

she claims she killed off risenlight but in reality risenlight killed off her

[Anonymous No.]

i will revive risen light

[Anonymous No.]

rizzen* light

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if hell exists all devoted husbands will be going to hell together with Shondo for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being shaggots for one sec and answer this question: Does the current stream schedule take into the daylight savings disparity she mentioned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397507
She literally posted the times you need to go by on the schedule, shogga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397507
Just google 6PM GMT in my time.

[Anonymous No.]

I just think sho is neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397576
I don't know what your time is.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397603
slow clap

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397603
damn, should've added that captcha was W(hat's)T(he)GMT
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>71392988
SyadouPogger let's go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397714
wdym? she's already mine, we're married

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397714
Already mine, she just doesn't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397776
>>71397782
i posted the wrong gosling image

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395710
Baseg

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you realize it was childish naievete that made her think this could work and the further into her 20s she gets the more she'll distance herself
>tfw you were just as naive and let yourself fall for her

[Anonymous No.]

shondo gone by 28 arc

[Anonymous No.]

girls should be forbidden from growing up until they're mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71395879
That's different
She means she doesn't want people to come to her and ask for help
>SHONDO MY WHOLE FAMILY BLEW THEMSELVES UP AND NOW IM ALL ALONE AND HOMELESS, WHAT DO?
That's what she's talking about, not saying that she hates having to make a voice pack to motivate her husbands, she's said before she loves hearing she's helped people get out of tough times even if only a little

[Anonymous No.]

I shitposted too hard and hurt myself by mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397851
Then Shondo and (You) put in the effort to make it last a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.]

at this point id rather stick my dick into an ant hill rather than shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397996
do it pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397996
do it furfag and stream too

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397851
it will all work out after oli and shadowmama save this relationship and she marries me

[Anonymous No.]

>>71396649
Baseg

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397894
>28
phew, i still have time to become her favourite

[Anonymous No.]

threads are so bad because schnidoo is working overtime to anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397996
the ant hill is probably more loose and more engaging

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397980
Nade nade shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>No goodnight tweet for so long
Uuuuuuuuuuuu she hates us......

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397851
well I'm at least not the one in a position where I have to make it work or else become homeless and probably never find love

[Anonymous No.]

she deserves the world and i will give it to her. total shondomination of my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398240
Hate implies she feels anything at all towards us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398240
Unironically over... Uuuuu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>71397996
“Hi I’m an ant hill”
*picture of sho*

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398317
She feels disgust and contempt, atleast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398399

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398240
>No goodnight tweet for so long
The reason for that is because it would be lie, Shondo rarely goes to sleep after getting into bed. Right now she's /here/ reading this thread and she'll fiddle with her phone for another 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398637
she should be fiddling with my penis instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398752
why? cant do that much on your own you big babu

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398798
no shondo I CANT okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398821
pathetic
also not shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398798
at least record a JOI if it's the only thing you can manage to help your pent up husbands shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>71398876
meds

[Anonymous No.]

please shondo if the husbands turn to each other for gratification it's your fault

[Anonymous No.]

i love her and just wish she felt of me even a hundredth of what i do for her

[Anonymous No.]

Every now and again I look at my palm and remember shondo's 12cm hands and how small they'd look compared to my hands
I love shondo a lot and i want to firmly hold her hand and keep kissing it and holding it to my forehead and face and then pull her in and start kissing her all over her cute face

[Anonymous No.]

I always think about how easy it would be to crush the bones in her baby hand but instead of doing that just holding it gently.

[Anonymous No.]

Last for putting shondo's fingers in my mouth and munching on them

[Anonymous No.]

Last for incels realising they are torturing a poor girl with their demented behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex, but with shondo

[Anonymous No.]

no way she has 12 cm hands

[Anonymous No.]

Last for our eternal marriage to shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>71399265
shut up

[Anonymous No.]

last for falling in love with the stripper

[Anonymous No.]

Last for licking shondo's hands and covering them with your saliva

[Anonymous No.]

>>71399283
I don't see a ruler in that image

[Anonymous No.]

>>71399235
true but you’re a woman so I don’t care

[Anonymous No.]

>>71399283
adorable if true

>>71399342 (not me btw)

[Anonymous No.]

Last for shondo's cute 12cm hands which I could easily crush

[Anonymous No.]

>>71399342
eyeball the hand, idiot