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>> No.71333013

Bakers are sleeping, I had to do it myself.

>> No.71333055
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Where were you when chumbuds coped so hard that they willed Gura into existence mid collab?
Are we gods among mortals?
Is this what true power feels like?
We made the impossible possible with our love for our shark.
A miracle that had no right to exist was born.
A doomed fate was rewritten.
Is this the power of true love for your oshi?
Was it Kiara's phoenix down that brought her to us?
Was it Calli defying Death-sensei himself that brought her to us?
Was it Ina making a pact with the Ancient One's that brought her to us?
Was it Amelia's time manipulation that brought her to us?
The power of Myth and the Chumbuds can no longer be denied!
Myth forever!
GURA!
FOREVER!!

>> No.71333110 [SPOILER] 
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71333110

Gurass

>> No.71333124
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>>71333110

>> No.71333129 [SPOILER] 
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Sharkbutt

>> No.71333186
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71333186

chumbuds, I got scared out there waiting for /ggg/ to come back

>> No.71333220
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71333220

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.71333257
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>>71333186
There there chumbie. Mama Gura is here, and she says to go to bed now. None of the mean threads can get you now.

>> No.71333265
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>>71333186
The catalog is a dirty nasty place, I don't blame you.

>> No.71333374

>>71333265
Anon dont pictures like that im pooping on company time rn

>> No.71333422
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I want to sexually bully and ryona this little slut T o T

>> No.71333434

>>71333374
Your company knows about your cunny folder.

>> No.71333665
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71333665

A cute Japanese girl smiled at me today

>> No.71333861
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71333861

jwu did i miss something?

>> No.71333965

>>71330886
Isn't that last year's? Everyone saying it's their first time doing 3D performance

>> No.71333969

>>71333665
lucky chumbud!

>> No.71334012
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71334012

Child

>> No.71334042

goob morning

>> No.71334351

>missed the collab because it was in the middle of the night and I just fell asleep
I hate this Japan arc like you wouldn't believe.

>> No.71334375

>>71333861
Gura met Mumei

>> No.71334381

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdw2CnGHdO0

>> No.71334618
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71334618

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.71334810
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71334810

Goob morning
I love my shark wife

>> No.71334947

>>71334375
Not yet she hasn't. Probably.

>> No.71335086

>>71334375
really? where was it mentioned

>> No.71335096
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71335096

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.71335594

ok what the fuck is happening i need rrats for the off collab. also why the fuck is the first thing kiara does is make her uncomfortable. is our girl getting bullied? Is kiara just really stupid? actually dont answer that one.

>> No.71335755
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71335755

>jwu
>gura was in it
dang it, I was already sleep deprived yesterday and couldn't stay up

>> No.71335789

>>71335594
Its probably the autism that austrians inherit genetically

>> No.71335916

>>71335755
Yeah it would have been nice if Gura had just told us shed be there

>> No.71335959

>>71335594
gura was texting her before the stream and she already has thumbnail with Gura already, i think she's just want to make surprise

>> No.71335989

>>71335959
DING DING DING. And it was a fun surprise.

>> No.71336027

>>71335916
it obviously wasn't planned, also then people would complain she is only for the very end

>> No.71336037

>>71335989
she lost a lot of viewers because of that and I think it's retarded

>> No.71336078

>>71336027
I think it's situation where she didn't know if she makes it or no

>> No.71336149

>>71336078
same, and it was better to do it this way than saying that she might appear and her not doing so.

>> No.71336232
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>>71335755
All shrimps are led astray from time to time. But gura is the oshi of mercies. Say twenty hail guras and may you rejoin the right path.

>> No.71336372

>>71335916
Gura said she just came from a meeting. So obviously the meeting was shorter than anticipated and that is something Gura could not know beforehand

>> No.71336419

Can someone share the vod?

>> No.71336423

Ame can't sing

>> No.71336438

>>71336372
Imagine if she spent as much time streaming as she does for meetings.

>> No.71336453

>>71336419
https://www.youtube.com/@TakanashiKiara/streams

>> No.71336480

>>71336372
Im just sad I missed her regardless

>> No.71336532

>>71336453
Oh it was archived? Nice.

>> No.71336624

they were all cute. ame was cute. gura was cute. mori was cute. even kiara was cute....i think that was everyone there.

on a side note, what is gura so busy with all the time since she doesn't stream? not a meme question, just want to speculate on what these meetings she attends are about, etc.

>> No.71336650

>>71335959
I dont think kiara knew, she sounded genuinely surprised. also she made it sound like she read her message mid stream. she also wanted to rearrange the songs because what they do is section the parts for specific people but gura was told to join in wherever she wants

>> No.71336691

>>71336624
Possible sponsors and advertise? She is one of the hololive faces.

>> No.71336782

>>71336624
I'm thinking as the face of vtubing as a whole the execs want her input in almost every matter. she must be doing something right, so she should decide for these kind of things (as well, not solely).

>> No.71336803

>>71336624
in japan specifically she is dragged around to record alot, after her first visit she was in like 4 different concerts and like 3 different birthdays, shitposters refuse to acknowledge how much gura showed up last year

>> No.71336928

>>71336803
Someone should kill those shitposters

>> No.71337232

>>71336782
would be an interesting thought if she reinvested her earnings into the company and she's become a shareholder of sorts which would legitimize her deciding over important matters

>> No.71337243 [SPOILER] 
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71337243

Guys, I've been hiding something from you all. A deep, dark secret. Something I thought would never get out. But it's time I come clean. I actually, truly, love Gawr H. Gura. And I think she loves me too.

>> No.71337267

So where was she for the past three weeks?

>> No.71337294

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.71337314

>>71337267
Meetings dumbbud, try to keep up.

>> No.71337325

>>71337267
Working

>> No.71337660
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71337660

I love my wife so much!!

>> No.71337995

>>71337232
Our new CEO Gawr Gura

>> No.71338317

Gura couldnt even be the CEO of her own cat

>> No.71338426

>>71338317
>newfag doesn't know Gura is Dimitri Jap Man thing (lmao)
Only she would come with that name.

>> No.71338552

Goob morning retards

>> No.71338612
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>>71337995
Give all the girls cat ears and also to my concubine a new dress. Nyow

>> No.71338720
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71338720

Gura said she was "mentally poo poo at the moment", when she appeared on stream. Should I start the concernposting?

>> No.71338785

>>71338720
Did you missed the last japan trip? She was spending 12+ hours daily recording and doing meetings for a few weeks.

>> No.71338790

>>71338720
I read that too quickly and my mind told me "constipation"

>> No.71338937

>>71337267
Japanese companies saw the dogpile on Sushiro merch and ran a train on her

>> No.71339194

>Schizo thread ends up worse than the last one
There’s no reason to come here

>> No.71339209

>>71333013
You forgot to remove the tiktok link, it's gonna be banned by mutts so it will no longer work.

>> No.71339215

>>71338720
The wasps are breeding. Their numbers are out of control.

>> No.71339955
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>>71338612
Its already done!

>> No.71340956

I frigging love Gura so much!

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>> No.71342925
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>> No.71343127

>>71342925
Me on the ground watching you guys kith each other...

>> No.71343412

>>71335959
She wasn't texting her before the stream. The text happened during the stream.

>> No.71343581
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I like how this picture looks like Gura has really really long hair.

>> No.71343589
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>>71337243
Good and the world should love her too. Always believe in the shork.

>> No.71343983
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71343983

Today is one of the rare days that I find Gura sexier than Shion.

>> No.71344558
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71344558

my wife

>> No.71344927
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>> No.71346006

JWU. I am happy.

>> No.71346106
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71346106

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.71347013

So Gura is too embarrassed to say pickup lines without it being a video, right? I can't think of any other reason for her insisting so hard on that. Cute.

>> No.71347027
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71347027

My Gurandma.

>> No.71347119

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

>> No.71347335

>>71346106
Gura with neck length hair looks extra bullyable T u T

>> No.71347378
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71347378

My Gurand-Daughter

>> No.71347447
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71347447

antis will never break the venerable chumbuds

protectors of the beacon of light in VTubing,
a shining star in the darkness

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>>71347447
Id pay $80 in shipping for a dinogura that big

>> No.71347591

The rrats fear the apex predator

>> No.71347681

It takes Gura 10x the effort to do the same thing as others.

>> No.71348208
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>>71347681
Isn't she a cute tard?

>> No.71348376 [DELETED] 

>Gura only shows up when the stream is already almost over, and only sings 2 songs
Chumkeks: "We are so back bros"
Meanwhile last stream over 1 month ago already lmao

>> No.71348556
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>>71347681
and all that is for the chumbies

>> No.71348634
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71348634

ok, I feel like a retard with the timezones, holofes is 36 hours away y/n?

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>>71347681
I love this retard

>> No.71348680

>>71348634
Just use holodex

>> No.71348720
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71348720

I found the ring entrance by myself.
About 10 loops

>> No.71348774

So Gura will show up for Holofes, which is prerecorded by the way, and we'll finally get streams again after right? (copium)

>> No.71348993

>>71347681
Unironically just like me

>> No.71348998

>>71348774
It will be like last year.

>> No.71349193
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>>71348680
shit it actually is in 36 hours, I'll be busy that time will have to descreetly airpod it dang

>> No.71349386

>>71349193
I'm going to be asleep.

>> No.71349573

Woke up and saw Gura came in at the very end of the Myth collab. That's good. It makes me feel better.

>> No.71349880

>>71349573
she around and about, and she took the time to say hi to her gen the fans

gura is the spice of the hololive dish, without her the whole thing would be bland (imo)

>> No.71350160

>wake up
>gura actually came to the karaoke
YOU FUCKERS TOLD SHE WASNT GONNA SHOW

>> No.71350501
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71350501

FES SOON AAAA

>> No.71350646

>>71350160
Blame Gura. She could have told someone she might possibly show instead of surprising everybody.

>> No.71350701

>>71350646
>sisters this seething
Ahhh victory

>> No.71351019

>>71350646
>she says that and then ends up not being able to
>you absolutely fucking lose your shit and spam “she lied” for 15 years

>> No.71351105

>>71351019
Is that worth a few more chumbuds staying awake to watch? I think so.

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>>71338426
If by some miracle we get actual evidence that she is Dimitri.
my knees will forever shatter and I won't be able to stand ever again.

>> No.71351615

>>71351332
I like this guy's art.

>> No.71351885

>>71332982
>>71330937
The great ones need no long say, for their actions spoke a thousand words.
Their farewell is just common sense. For they have already went and did more than anyone could ever hope to achieve in their lifetime.
She needs no big unnecessary speech. Her presence alone is testament to her own career and one day, legacy.
Not to mention, every single time she comes back, it's big.

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>>71351105
Not fucking worth it at all. I need less chumbuds to watch her so I could be the last chumbud.

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>>71351885

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>> No.71352288

>>71350701
no one gives a shit about your retarded organ failures. the only one bringing them up is you, you fucking cum-gargling faggot.

>> No.71352317

>>71333434
At least he doesn't have or use the real illegal stuff unlike, probably, his bosses.

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>>71333665
Well done chumbud!
Keep it up!

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>> No.71353037
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booba huhaha

>> No.71353301

>>71353037
her chest must be all sweaty

>> No.71353312
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>>71334618
samen

>> No.71353448

I think I would be less sad if she graduated.

>> No.71353587

>>71353448
We know anti-kun, we know

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>>71333422
>>71347335

>> No.71353679

>>71353587
all she does is break my heart over and over and make me wish I didn't exist

>> No.71353772
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yesterday actually made me excited for fes, I feel much better!

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I feel blessed that I heard her but she did not sound like herself which in my medicated mind means that she was stressed as fuck about the whole thing.

In short, fuck Kiara. Bitch.

>> No.71353805

>>71353679
then kys
nobody is stopping you

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>> No.71353908

>>71353793
The meeting was stressful for her of course, not Kiaras fault

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>> No.71354428

>>71354316
Why so gwumpy?

>> No.71354718

>>71349573
>>71349880
That actually seems worse than not being there at all. Imagine you're at a job, you do 95% of the work yourself, then the boss's lazy nephew shows up at the last minute. It's just gonna make you think "Are you fucking serious right now?"

>> No.71354824

>>71354718
>went from doing work to doing more work
>somehow this is lazy

>> No.71354928

>>71354718
They sounded happy and surprised and I choose to believe they were happy and surprised she showed up onstead of bitter. I just want the girls to be happy friends.

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71354960

I got so much food and drinks for this weekend that I'm gonna feel fat as fuck on sunday.

Worth it though.

>> No.71355018

>>71354824
>work
I'm fine with that. She was working. Yay.
So what did this work result in? She's a content producer. What content did she produce? Genuinely asking.

>> No.71355093
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71355093

Why the fuck is this guy still shitposting?

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What the chumbies gonna do today?

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It's gonna be fucking great

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>>71355285
nice

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>> No.71355496

I can't believe Gura and Ame have had nonstop sex for the last ten hours since the karaoke stream ended.

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>> No.71355804

>>71355093
He can't process losing, properly.

>> No.71356218

>ggg last night hated on Kiara
>Without Kiara dragging gooba to do literally anything yet again, we wouldn't have gotten to hear her for the first time in 25 days
kek. lmao even. Sametori love, bless this gay chicken

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>> No.71356320

>>71356218
>ggg
It's the same threadshitters trying to holo x holo over and over again.

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71356475

>>71353037
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>> No.71356478

>>71356218
Fuck Kiara. And not in the sexual way.

>> No.71356489
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>> No.71356548

>>71356478
fuck kiara, in a sexual way

>> No.71356579

>>71356478
More chicken sex for me then

>> No.71356618
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>>71356579
have fun with your chicken kfp

>> No.71356638

>>71356579
Go back to wawa or whatever the fuck the KFP call their thread.

>> No.71356673
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the best girls are the ones that don't shave their puccis

>> No.71356703
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>> No.71356729

>>71356703
This is a good image

>> No.71357121

>>71354960
maybe I should do that. I haven't eaten in four days

>> No.71357257

>>71357121
Gura pls...

>> No.71357314

>>71357121
That'll make you go ketabolic, bud.

>> No.71357326
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>>71357121
Why? You should take better care of yourself.

>> No.71357545

>>71357314
It's catabolic. I'm an retard.

>> No.71357880

>>71357545
Does the Catabolic time chamber make me diet faster?

>> No.71358106

I saw Mumei tweet earlier today that she's in Japan. Her and Gura can finally meet.

>> No.71358171

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>> No.71358196
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gura is the wonder spice that adds flavor to hololive

>> No.71358285

Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome,

>> No.71358289
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>>71358106
I wonder what moom and goob smell like when they combine their scents

>> No.71358299

>>71358106
Probably already have if they both were in the studio today

>> No.71358335

Gura has syncope and pica.

>> No.71358446

>>71357880
I suppose it does. It'll make you lose muscle instead of fat tho. Fasting for the sake of losing weight should only be done for 1 day at a time. Fasting for the sake of your white blood cells and lymph system takes like 3 days. Then there's dry fasting which is done to cleanse your kidneys and get rid of oxidants. Dry fasting should be done for like 3 days as well but after two days you can really feel your kidneys getting uncomfortable so I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.71358459
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Yo Chumbies, have a good one. I know I am like, 12 hours late but I just watched the Karaoke and it was genuinely great. I missed your cute shark a lot, and her joining in during Reunion was great. I hope we can get some cute interactions while they are together in Japan.

>> No.71358489

>>71357326
Mostly depression, I think. Sometimes I do intermittent fasting, but then the next day when I'm supposed to eat, I'm not hungry at all. I don't why, but I don't think it matters much. I'll probably be fine.

>> No.71358491

>>71358299
What if they become friends?

>> No.71358576
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>> No.71358689

Do you think the girls had an orgy after the stream and do you think the four of them ganged up on Gura and made her cum until she turned retarded?

>> No.71358713
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>>71358459
Have a good fes, you purple cookie munching fat fuck.

I kid, if I wasn't a chumbud I would probably be a tako.

>> No.71358716
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I LOVE GAWR GURA!

>> No.71359214
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I'm watching you.

>> No.71359571 [SPOILER] 
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>>71359214

>> No.71359752
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>>71359214
watch this!

>> No.71360126
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>> No.71360196

Is Gura a fembud?

>> No.71360944

I just ate a bag of chips that I was saving for the weekend.

I have no self-control. Now I need to buy another one.

>> No.71361097

>>71360944
you think thats bad, I bought a bag of chips and a box of twinkies on friday but I ate them both before fes...

>> No.71361105

Right at this moment, Gura is getting mouth raped and fingered by Kiara and Ame. Are you really ok with this chumbies?

>> No.71361110
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71361110

Boo

>> No.71361128

Gura still has an intact hymen

>> No.71361161

>>71361105
Ame? Yes. Kiara? No.

>> No.71361207
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>>71360944
Now you got me hungry chumbie

>> No.71361240

>>71360944
Fat fuck

>> No.71361864

I haven't left bed all day. I'm too comfy.

>> No.71362184

>>71361864
gura... thats fine everyone has their own pace! seen any funny tiktoks or reels?

>> No.71362607
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The tornado sirens keep going off.

>> No.71362793

>>71362607
simply blow up the tornado

>> No.71362842

no streams

>> No.71363166
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get ready fer battle ye land lubbers!

>> No.71363218
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>> No.71364260

>>71361105
Only Okayu and Shion can do that

>> No.71364288
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71364288

Just came back from the shop and bought another bag of chips. Jalapeño cheese. Will try my hardest to not open it for the next 36 hours or so.

>> No.71364361

>>71364288
Why not buy a backup bag too?

>> No.71364364

>>71364288
You can do it fatso

>> No.71364459

>>71362607
Same desu

>> No.71364555

>>71364288
Stage one is in about 31 hours btw

>> No.71364689
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>>71364555
Jesus that's close

Hype hype!

>> No.71364772

Am i here or still in the shadowrealms?

>> No.71364779
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I just got hit by one of the worst hail storms i’ve ever seen. Holy toledo >.<

>> No.71364877

I don't undeerstand FES, last year i tried to watch but there was basically 3 hours of waiting screen on the livestream, then 2 minute song, then 3 hour waiting screen again, then the stream ended, worst 8 hours of my lifee

>> No.71364886
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I haven't had chips in years, now I'm craving some.

>> No.71364967

Mark Webber loves Gura

>> No.71365141
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i missed Gura

i am glad that she is okay

>> No.71365197

>>71365141
>i am glad that she is okay
Can people stop saying ridiculous things without any proof whatsoever, getting really tiresome

>> No.71365216
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>>71364886
What kinda chips. I like salt and vinegar

>> No.71365281

>>71365141
Aim better next time.

>> No.71365378

>>71365216
>I like salt and vinegar
Gura would hate you, those burns her lips (face lips)

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>>71365141
I still miss, very poor accuracy
seeing her for a little bit helped alot, though

>> No.71365557

how do i know what steam games to get without gura?

>> No.71365577

>>71365216
I like paprika and sour cream and onion the most I think.

>> No.71365598

I think the Myth Girls all gathered around the fireplace and read through all their respective globals while their nether regions got all swampy moist by all the gooming posts

>> No.71365633
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I didn't have to work this week and now I feel too tired and lazy to even skip into town for some snacks.

>> No.71365859 [SPOILER] 
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What has she seen?

>> No.71366056
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71366056

I hate how she doesn't members post anymore so I can't shitpost

>> No.71366130

>>71365141
> i am glad that she is okay
Are you sure about that. She sounded pretty overwhelmed and exhausted

>> No.71366372

>>71365216
Have you ever eaten those and then drank water? Horrible experience, I don't recommend it. Felt like I was drinking sea water.

>> No.71366554

>>71365216
Best part about salt and vinegar chips is that no one else wants to eat them. At least here, I assume it's different in england or something

>> No.71366835

>>71366130
Bae's bloop tweet was 10 days ago, Gura must have been recording a lot, hence she didn't fully participate in the karaoke

>> No.71366965

I once had cucumber chips. It wasn't good but I thought it was funny.

>> No.71367068

Why everynyan eat basic bitch chips? Here is what flavored chips you should be eating in no particular order:

Truffel
Sour Cream & Black garlic
Parmesan

Well, basically buy any of these: https://gardschips.se/produkter/potatischips/

>> No.71367797

>>71364877
Because only the first 30 or 45 minutes is free on YT. If you want to see the whole thing you need to pay. You didn't know that?

>> No.71367880

>>71364877
Don't worry. There will he links here where you can download Gura's performances

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>> No.71368556
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>>71368445

>> No.71368579
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mogumogu

>> No.71368582
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How is she so cute? Aren't her cuteness levels too high for a normal person to have? Is she breaking some kind of law of nature by being as cute as she is?

>> No.71368612

>>71367797
>you need to pay
lol
lmao

>> No.71369077

>>71368582
Please don't be gay in ggg, thank you

>> No.71369324

>>71368582
Need to protect her forever.

>> No.71369381

>>71368582
I need to sexually bully her forever

>> No.71369586

The male vtubers of Hololive is in JP right now too, right? Maybe not all but some?

>> No.71369642
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>>71369077
But I want Gura to peg me...

>> No.71369658

>>71369586
The only male in hololive is towa.

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>>71369381

>> No.71369736
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That's a weird bait

>> No.71369797
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>>71368582
the price for her cuteness is that she's very weak, sickly and frail. which is why I must protect her.

>> No.71370435

Remember when Gura talked about the James Webb Telescope and a chatter said that it is orbiting our star instead of the earth itself like Hubble? And Gura said: "Our star? Which one is that? Pluto?" <3 I love my wife so much

>> No.71370585

More ASMR when?

>> No.71370624

What is the most retarded thing Gura has ever said on stream?

>> No.71370663

>>71370624
>>71370435

>> No.71370982
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Mi- min-ing... min-ing... min-ing... min-ing? min-ing cmpny...

>> No.71371163

>>71370624
"See you soon"

>> No.71371227

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>> No.71371414
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>>71365378
What about the other lips, am I free to use salt and vinegar lube

>> No.71372218

Shirako.

>> No.71372324
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>>71372218
Eating shirako isn't gay

>> No.71373540

>>71365197
???

>> No.71373954

>>71365197
What are you talking about?

>> No.71374200

>>71332982
My favorite streamer has been ghosting his fans since March 4

>> No.71375005

What if the absence of Gura during the karaoke stream was because she had to make a 1-1 cunny replica for her next onahole merch.

>> No.71376095
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Cozy night.

>> No.71376149
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>>71376095
Don't jinx it!

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>>71376095
c word you mean

>> No.71376222

>>71334375
Did she look in the mirror?

>> No.71376292

Could someone here give me a advice
Today my boss call me to say that a pacient complained about my eyes.
That woman said that I have dead eyes and she felt that I was too cold.
I don't know what to do now

>> No.71376609

>>71376292
Are you an anime protagonist? Sounds like you're just about to start your harem.

>> No.71376905

>>71376609
I`m been serious.
It's not the first time I hear this and my boss said that isn't the first time someone complain about that, but I simply don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

>> No.71376919

>>71376292
>I don't know what to do now
You get to put on the mask of overt kindness and civility demanded of every wagie. Only the foolish and stupid can't see past it, but people who complain about "cold eyes" are surely foolish and stupid. Be careful though, if you start to hate the mask too much it'll crack.

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>>71376905
what do you do chumbie?

>> No.71377070

>>71376292
Wear sunglasses.

>> No.71377090
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71377090

Wife soon?

>> No.71377109

>Slept soundly last night
>Busy all day
>Finally check out Myth Kareoke
>Ya know what its ok Kiara is right Gura is there in spirit
>I love Gura and thats what matters
>Gura crashes in through the window

Man what a treat. Were the Antis as BTFO as I expected they were last night?

>> No.71377260

>>71377048
I'm a oncologist

>> No.71377297
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why do the driveby ESL shitposters Type Like this so often

>> No.71377373

>>71377109
>Man what a treat. Were the Antis as BTFO as I expected they were last night?
It was glorious, this thread, hlg, and the catalog were all on fire with making fun of them. There was like 5 or 6 threads up before hand about her not being there and they all had to eat shit when she showed up. I haven't seen the antis get that quiet that fast in a while.

>> No.71377468

>>71376919
>You get to put on the mask of overt kindness and civility demanded of every wagie
I always try to be as nice as I can, but people say that my face smile, but my eyes are dead.
I don't even know what I'm doing wrong.

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>>71377297
Phoneposting most likely.

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>>71377260
People always think I'm upset because my face looks pissed all the time. I know the feeling chumbie.

>> No.71378083

>>71377373
My dick is so hard just hearing that. Very nice

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>>71376292
Women are just evil and think it's okay to insult people. That's why Gura is my real girlfriend.

>> No.71379030

>>71378909
Thank god that shit is getting banned.

>> No.71379033
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lol

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>>71379033
No "lol"

>> No.71379173

>>71378909
lol. China is really desperate not to get their spyware banned. Are people so addicted to that stupid app that they can't life without it?

>> No.71379195

>>71379033
this makes me a bit sad and slightly angry

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>>71379033
>>71379195

>> No.71379408
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>>71379256
Happy Goober

>> No.71379465

>go to sleep since I bhave to work shift and a half today
>will miss 4.5 myth karaoke but is ok I can catch the vod later
>come back today
>Gura joined
GOD FUCKING DAMIT I WOULD HAVE STAYED UP LATE FOR HER.

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>>71379256
that's better

>> No.71381166
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>> No.71381714
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choose your fighter

>> No.71382018
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>>71381714
Ant Gura

>> No.71382106

>>71379465
Mommy Gura wanted all her little chumbies to sleep and be well rested for fes.

>> No.71382196

>>71382018
>>71381714
ant gura is my second favorite gura variant

>> No.71382201
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>>71381714
Tempura Gura because she has 2 tails.

>> No.71382382
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>>71382018

>> No.71383026

>>71382382
gura is in danger...

>> No.71383152
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>>71382382
>>71383026

>> No.71383498

>>71383152
W-what did she get?...

>> No.71383542

>>71383498
I think she was playing a gacha game.

>> No.71383610

>>71383152
Kenmochi and Nene, patron saints of the church of UOHHHH
>>71383498
The audio is even better lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT8FFEQJ79c

>> No.71383641

>>71383542
I want to know what character caused her to react like that...

>> No.71383794

>>71383610
I am goncerning... Is Gura in danger in Japan?...

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>> No.71385596

>>71385516
cute

>> No.71385732

>>71385516
I feel like this game has gotten a lot of fan art. Not complaining, it's all really cute.

>> No.71385813
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>>71385732
The resurgence in dino gura art has been really cool

>> No.71386601

In love with Gura.

>> No.71386861

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>> No.71387683
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My entire rear windshield got shattered from the hail. Front windshield is cracked everywhere. Car is covered in dents. This is just like in Monopoly and you get one of those unlucky event cards.

>> No.71387798

>>71387683
I haven't even checked my vehicles from the storm yet. I hope they're fine

>> No.71388041
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>>71387683
Sorry to hear that chumbie

>> No.71388209

>>71385732
Popular streams, I’m more surprised poppy didn’t get more

>> No.71388289

I only want Gura’s solo songs, unless it’s a duo with a select few jp members

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Did you guys buy your streaming tickets on spwn or the other site? I thought spwn wasn't a thing anymore but it looks like they're also streaming the fes performances.

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