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the charges, officer?

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>>71222646
>>71223015
The fuck!? What kind of likeness is that??

>> No.71225429

>>71222646
they're positive

>> No.71225533

Somebody post the list

>> No.71226788

>>71222646
impregnating gura you SICK FUCK now she barely streams

>> No.71226958

>>71226788
HE DID IT AGAIN?

>> No.71226969

>>71222646
sleeping with my clock wife

>> No.71227281

>>71222646
"Mr. Noir, you boarded a plane to Japan and immediately beelined towards the Cover office with your spear. You were quoted to say 'Let me get that fucking Jap manager' and then broke into incoherent sobbing. A Mr. Dezmond claimed to not know you as you were tased into submission.

>> No.71227484

I miss this fag, he was the nigga everyone loves to hate

>> No.71227517

5 charges of Raped and killed Gura in the First Degree

>> No.71227818

I miss kronii genyinely laughing and not being the sad lesbian she is today. /vt/ seething and memeing was a mini golden age

I miss this menhera faggot (the other one too)

>> No.71228578

never forget the time /vt/ fucking imploded because a gay dude made kronii laugh hard

>> No.71230978

Vesper was assassinated for crimes including, but not limited to:

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

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>>71222646
He turned me into a newt!

>> No.71234696

>>71223015
I don't understand this edit, what did he do? I unironically watched the VOD of this, pretty nice look/outfit DESU, he added lore to it. Did it because I expected it had an older looked which he kinda does by using a beard toggle, totally would be watching vesper just because of this handsome mature look >>71222646

>>71227818
Apparently NotMagni revealed himself to be the villain of this whole thing, vesper tagged along only because he basically didn't want to be an idol, there was a major thread just some days ago anons talking about it.

>> No.71235093

>>71234696
NTA
Personally its sounded like Tempus had a bad manager at the time since there's a complete shift in quality ever since the new ones came in. It does fit in with the OmegaA rrat since Cover abandoned that concept too. Either way, we have this conversation like every couple of days.

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>>71222646
Fluff him!

>> No.71236056

>>71235131
>shoes on the bed
what a monster...

>> No.71237215

>>71236056
They are new and bought for the occasion ;P

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>>71226788
Gura was already pregnant (by me)

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>>71230978
Veibae forced him to do all that so I plead for a lesser sentence

>> No.71242432

>>71230978
Kek reminds me of that bald faggot who ruined anime subbing for everyone forever

>> No.71242594

>>71223015
the 31-year-old foodanshi
needs bionic arms too keep fapping to chinese BL

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