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>> No.71210506

Thread really died a second before I click submit

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poruka of the day

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First for darling

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>> No.71214242

slow day today huh

>> No.71214534

>>71214242
swamped in work and also spent 2+ hours staving off immense lust. Gave in and tugged out the baby batter a couple times

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>>71214652
>walking this old lady across the street and through the town
>sharing an umbrella with her
>arm wrapped around yours leaning on your shoulder
okay im gonna stop now

>> No.71215012

>>71214534
cool

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>>71214919

Is it time?

>> No.71219824

>>71219725
brother it's been that time for 2+ years

>> No.71219844

>>71218258
mio when she sees a cock

>> No.71219877

Ohayo cake-chan, you itt? Slept early last night...

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pegora...

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>>71219844
yea, mine

>> No.71220156

>>71219877
can you at least use a name so I can filter you.

>> No.71220191

>>71219877
yea whats up

>> No.71220399

>>71220103
it feels unreal that pekora is 30 now. i wonder if her youthful demeanor is going to crumble now that marine can tease her about it

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>>71219844

>> No.71223674

>>71220191
Ma comin home today. Whats up your side of the world?

>> No.71226857

No die

>> No.71227476

>>71223674
dying of an allergy attack
believe i might pass out soon to the drowsiness

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I miss christmas

>> No.71230371

>>71227476
My turn then to tell you get well soon.

>> No.71231260

>>71220103
She's starting to look more like her mother....

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idk if anybody shared it here but they asked holomem what their favorite song they've sang in was, 5 song playlist of holomusic, and one other thing (i forgot). seeing everybody's answers was really interesting. i was surprised that azki had lioness pride on hers. just wanted to post about it. good night haglovers
https://files.catbox.moe/uiomz3.pdf

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also listen to lioness pride remix!
https://youtu.be/J1YJhqtgXtU

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Bread died while I was asleep

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>> No.71237498

>>71233352
Leave it to your friendly neighorhood seahagbro to keep it alive

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>> No.71239291

>>71238684
Sex.

>> No.71239327

>>71233352
Same lol.

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>> No.71243797

High levels of haggotry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhXkZmHNNoo

>> No.71244286

>>71243797
いいね

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>koyo cooking
>koro lethal company
>mio crafts
So many streams...

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>> No.71252108

>>71251977
She.

>> No.71252169

>>71252047
Is it worth it?yes it is

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>> No.71254997

>>71253306
>>71254412
I would gladly eat anything off of Koyori's body

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>>71254997
Including mayonnaise?

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>> No.71257001

>>71255132
Off her toes, her soles, her legs, her thighs, outside her pussy, inside her pussy, in between her buttcheeks, on her buttcheeks, her hips, her tummy, her sides, the dimples of venus on the small of her back, her tail, her shoulder blades, her shoulders, her armpits, her arms, her elbows, her forearms, her wrists, her hands, the back of her hands, her fingers, her tits, her underboob, her nipples, her collarbones, her neck, the nape of her neck, her ears, her chin, her cheeks, her lips, inside her mouth, her nose, her nostrils, her eyes, her forehead, her temples, all over her head, and her hair. In conclusion, yes, I would eat mayonnaise off of Koyori's body.

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>>71257001
Based.

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Did she call my name?
I think it's gonna rain...

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gm hagbros

>> No.71262219

>>71262140
おあよ

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>>71262140

>> No.71264738

Why are western hags so awful?

>> No.71265046

>>71264738
Western women in general.

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>>71264738
'cause they aint no hags

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>>71264738
Japan has a much higher proportion of good women over 30 who are single and childless. Good Western women over 30 tend to already be married and/or have children. Hags like Mint are somewhat rare.

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>>71257001

>> No.71268103

>>71267954
i know he pumps out drawings like crazy but i wish cham22 drew chuubas more often. his art is too fucking good

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>> No.71271076

>>71269528
An ass that fat should be too buoyant to be submerged in water

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Man, I wish I could go back to my younger days just so that I'd have some challenge in taming Botan from a lioness into a house cat.
https://files.catbox.moe/rlvuel.webm

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>> No.71277538

>>71274344
need sex

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>>71274344

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This Lioness has been making me angry lately, she needs correction.

>> No.71278062

>>71278007
Damn hag needs salvation.

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>>71278062
No, she need to be roughly breed, she'll start to behave once she carries my child

>> No.71278332

>>71269528
GYYYYAAAATTTT

>> No.71278478

>>71278245
*sniff*

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>> No.71282613

>>71282394
God I'd give her 3 kids and make her a happy housewife in an instant if I had the money

>> No.71282788

>>71282613
the dream

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>>71283479
Fuck the age of 30, we're making all the way to the 40s with this one

>> No.71284476

Which hag has the strongest pube musk?

>> No.71284599

>>71284476
Defo Marine, she's a pirate so she aint showering at all and if she is it's dirty sea water, that shit has to be pungent enough to knock you out

>> No.71284687

>>71282613
if i could have a beachside property facing the sunset a husband who doesnt mind pumping a hundred kids into me and enough money to never have to worry about any of my kids going hungry i could die happy

>> No.71285538

>>71284476
Botan or Mio

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>> No.71291498

>>71288330
How hard do her nipples need to be to show through several layers of thick fabric?

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>> No.71293859

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmBkqgy6-M
Lolihag bnnuy tells you about her week while shooting things

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>> No.71298359

>>71298027
so true

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>> No.71304348

>>71303754
thats my aidoru

>> No.71307128

>Page 9

>> No.71307409

>>71307128
Why is the board fast at this unholy hour

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https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella
Fat Dog is starting Chrono Trigger.

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This is your regular reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrbMQC0QTU0

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>> No.71314327

Not yet

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>> No.71319579

https://x.com/akirosenthal/status/1767844282201981301?s=20

AkiRosexthal

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>> No.71322262

gn hagbros

>> No.71322743

>>71322262
Goodnight.

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>>71322262
GN haggots
GM haggots

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>> No.71331829

>>71293859
This bnnuy had a standoff with a pack of wolves. Unprepared and underequipped, she managed to down three wolves before they fell back. This lolihag's determination are terrifying.
>>71307409
Must be the Anykara financial report and everyone shitposting about it. Also Gura joining off-collab karaoke.
>>71322262
>>71322743
Night, Hagnon.

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Barnyard Hag Collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2H1Z_M0jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2H1Z_M0jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS2H1Z_M0jw

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>>71210480
Rain = Ame

So I will post Ame

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>>71333756
At least post her with a hag...

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Botan was made to be prey, not predator.

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>>71337010
Do not eat the lion.

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>>71337136
Look at her, she's basically asking for it.

>> No.71337266

>>71337185
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.71337423
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>>71337185
>Hugging tail
CUTE

>> No.71337520

>>71337185
Very cute family, I like how the kids aren't just Mio but small. I know he said none of the usual alts, just glasses, but his previous post made it seem like something else was coming.

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GET THE FUCK IN NOW
https://youtu.be/dExGvpGLLxY
https://youtu.be/dExGvpGLLxY
https://youtu.be/dExGvpGLLxY

>> No.71337715

>>71337185
holy shit thats good. love the designs and the tail hug makes my heart skip a beat. NEED THIS RIGHT NOW

>> No.71337877

>>71337185
that beautiful bastard, he finally did it

>> No.71338153

>>71337195
It got overshadowed by the hag with child but this picture is pure fucking sex. The spilling hair and thighs clamped around the pole are great. I love bunnies.

>> No.71338515

>>71338153
That's what all the sexiness and lewd outfits are supposed to lead to. I too love bunnies my friend.

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>> No.71339802

great, now ill spend the day dreaming about starting a family with a hag more intensely than usual.

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>>71337185
...

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>> No.71343704

>>71343152
Is this healthy?

>> No.71343732

>>71343152
Hags should be impregnated with sheer willpower and the potency of your seed alone

>> No.71344345

>>71343732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC0AEb8aWAo

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>>71343732
This guy knows what's up.

>> No.71345948

>>71337185
why even fucking live

>> No.71346208

>>71345948
For a chance at that future hagbro

>> No.71346228
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>>71345948
Because you can get that some day. Don't think of it as something you don't have, but something you WILL have in the future. We can all make it.

>> No.71346674

>>71346208
not a hagbro

>> No.71346807

>>71345948
I’m not gonna lie, for the past couple of months, stuff like that has given me a longing. Like I’m missing something I need. What the hell is happening to me?

>> No.71346915

>>71346807
you need a wife dude

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>>71346915
Don't we all?

>> No.71347293

>>71346674
The point still stands

>> No.71347457

>>71346228
it feels cruel how much longer men can have kids compared to me
every passing year is like -1 possible kid and thats heartbreaking

>> No.71347715

>>71347457
fuck nature

>> No.71347840

>>71347715
if you insist uuu

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>>71347457
I can't quite help you there in terms of how our biology is different, but it's also something to keep in mind that every person is different healthwise. You could end up being capable of more than you think. Just keep on keeping on, you'll get what you deserve some day.

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>>71347457
The wall isn't memed for no reason.

>> No.71348277

>>71347873
thanks dog

>> No.71348314

>>71347457
You're a woman
>Join a club, gym class, church group, nationalist small party (if there's any)
>Check for a decent man and get to know him
>Once you're sure he's a good man, make it clear you're interested on a long term relationship.
Easy.

>> No.71348349

>>71347457
Both gender suffer equally socially for having no kids yet under 30...

Also, gm

>> No.71348413

Some Korean guy found Benjamin Franklin's wisdom about hags on /vt/ and decided to translate it for a Korean vtuber forum https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view?id=kizunaai&no=4882278
Pretty random, but also funny.

>> No.71348423

>>71348349
gm

>> No.71348501

>>71348314
NTH but yeah, if only it was as easy as >check for a decent man
Men will hide their intentions and faults until they don't feel like they need to pursue you anymore, then turn into the worst caricature of a sitcom you've ever seen, and you'll be stuck holding the bag. Alternatively, you think he's great, no red flags, and then as soon as you signal you're interested in long-term all his conviction and sweet words dry up and he finds an excuse to break it off. It's not easy. It gets harder every year, even if you didn't slut it up in your 20s. Church groups are all full of abusers and misogynists who will quote a stupid fucking book at you if you complain as if that justifies it.

>> No.71348577

>>71348314
none of those groups sound like they would have anyone who interests me at all
fact of the matter is im a complete geek and any halfway decent dude who shares my interests is who id want to settle down with

>> No.71348630

>>71348501
honestly yeah

>> No.71348635

>>71348501
sounds like you just hate men.
>>71348577
Then go to a nerd club, toys fairs and cons are also good places to meet people

>> No.71348685

>>71348577
are you the femanon that blogposts here while not watching streams or posting hags? you're right, there's no hope for you

>> No.71348715

>>71348423
Sending a hug for your worries.

>> No.71348805

>>71348635
theres the problem
you and i both know there are some complete freak weirdos in communities like those and i really dont like my odds

>> No.71348884

>>71348685
i post polka pretty regularly and its not easy for me to catch every stream from a hag
no need to be so mean

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speaking of which poruka of the day

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>>71348884
just some light bullying. go to local cons or card shops. there's definitely more guys to pick from there than there is girls

>> No.71349033

>>71348805
>Wants to date nerds
>Don't wants to interact with nerds
I know there's cheating whores among women but that doesn't mean I will close myself and don't interact with them. Go out, make friends
>But they might only want me for my body!
Then don't give it so easily. Only a good man will stick around you when he see you're not easy to fuck and are more interesting in a relationship. If they leave, then who cares. Keep going,
I'm talking to you like I would to any other male anon here. There's no point in crying everytime while you don't do anything to fix it. Unironically man up.

>> No.71349055

>>71348635
>>71348805
Yeah, the vetting process is much harder than it seems. Going to a local game store during friday night magic or something is a total crapshoot, and the older you get the more you tend to stand out as most of the attendees are young boys, like 23 and under. It'd be easy if I just wanted to get inseminated, but finding an actually good husband is a lot harder.

>> No.71349076

>>71348805
eh, it's true, but a lot of them are much better than people give them credit for. Your local game store that has board games and such might be a good fishing spot. It's pretty easy to spot which ones can carry themselves socially and which ones can't. A piece of advice I have in regards to finding someone to connect with who shares your hobbies, is to put the fun in the hobby first, and the connection will come naturally.

>> No.71349589

>>71349008
in all honesty ive begun going to bookstores nearly every week, collecting dragon maid and bocchi manga in the futile hope ill meet someone like that one guy i met over a decade ago when borders bookstores were still around-- talked with him about lucky star for like an hour and i never got his number. i think about what i potentially missed out on way too often

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>>71349589
we talked about this before and i bullied you back then too lol. did you get over your long distance guy? also do you have any friends around you? desu the most success i had in meeting decent girls is just doing stuff with friends and getting introduced to more people or befriending strangers at events. idk if you have any other hobbies besides otaku stuff, but try not to limit yourself to just nerds. you can find/convert nerds everywhere. i have friends that play live music and i always meet a couple people if i'm wearing some kind of weeb clothing or something. easy icebreaker

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>>71337185

>> No.71349930

>>71349589
on that note, holy shit are the manga sections of barnes and nobles constantly fucking loaded with women
all of which are usually younger than me
i feel like i should stop trying

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>>71349930
Don't say that. I don't want to compete with them so directly.

>> No.71350032

>>71347457
You could always get lucky and have twins or triplets. AFAIK the likelihood of multiple births is actually higher for women over 30.

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>>71349589
>borders
I did not need the feels of remembering my favorite cozy bookstore that introduced me into buying manga. God I miss it.

>> No.71350057

>>71349830
yeah i got over it
were still friends which is nice
still think hes not interested because im not stacked but theres not much i can do about that so who cares

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>>71348413
Seems like they liked it, too. Good to know there's hagbros all around the world.

>> No.71350114

>>71350032
god i fucking wish

>> No.71350129

>>71350057
AAAAAAAA WHY DO I HAVE TO BE STUCK IN PAGPAGLAND AAAAIIIEEEE

>> No.71350176

>>71350056
they turned my local borders into a whole foods. pisses me off every time i drive by it

>> No.71350248

>>71350129
ganbare seabro

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>>71350057
flattie love. keep your head up femanon. you'll find your guy one day

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>>71350176
One of mine got turned into a lazyboy furniture store.

>> No.71350421

>>71350129
Can't you ask your family to arrange a marriage?
Or is that a high-class only thing

>> No.71350458

>>71349830
new strat: i buy the mio hoodie when it comes out, wait until a nice dude recognizes it in public, profit

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>>71349930
>>71350019
I feel like a fucking nonce whenever I go to pick up manga from my local store and it's full of teens so a hag would be a welcome addition.

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>>71350057
It ain't about the size, it's who they're attached to.
I was pretty much glued to girls with C and up cups, and the woman who become my wife is easily a lower B, so it just goes to show you that initial physical preferences can be tossed out the window when it comes to love.

>> No.71350654

am I crazy or are there quite a few hagbros itt who are married? this is the last place id expect to see that

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>>71350477
Oh, another married anon? How did you two meet?

>> No.71350658

>>71350458
I can see this working

>> No.71350679

>>71350421
that does not sound like something i would want ever

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>>71350458
this could work

>> No.71350733

>>71350679
Why not? I talked with some SEA anons and nowadays they mostly just arrance a meeting with a woman, and you both have a date. If things clicks out then you marry, if not then that's it. Try again

>> No.71350759

>>71349589
I'm not gonna lie, I've been walking around lately in random spots because I'm just bored. It's not even for chicks, I just don't know what to do lately. Maybe I'm just scary or something, because I never get the random people being friendly stories that you normally hear about in America.

>> No.71350775

>>71350679
That anon might be onto something. Statistically, arranged marriages last 50% longer than marriages done for love last I checked.

>> No.71350838

>>71350733
my bad i thought i was replying to someone who replied to me but you replied to seabro
im just a little retarded

>> No.71350875

>>71350759
>because I never get the random people being friendly stories that you normally hear about in America.
That's not really common anymore, but not because people are rude, people in general don't have much reasons to talk to strangers on the streets, also a lot of people is shy. I like to talk to people in the streets but when it happens (most of the time while I walk my dogs) I don't know what to say kek

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>>71350759
>that you normally hear about in America.
that's just our culture here, at least in the part of the country that i live. say hello/morning to people walking by, give compliments to people if you like something they're wearing, casual convo while waiting in places. it's not hard to start up a conversation with anyone but they're hardly that meaningful most of the time.

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>>71350656
Almost 14 years ago now at an anime convention that was held at the college we both went to. My roommate at the time invited me to tag along with his friend group he had via japanese class that my would-be wife was in. She pretty much was just smitten with me at first sight, I have no real idea why other than it just came to her. I was kinda passive at first since again, she didn't tick my physical preference boxes, but then she offered to fix a button that tore off the pants I was wearing, and things just kinda moved on from there. I'd walk to her to her car at the end of nights and that kinda thing. I didn't make things easy for her though, I was unconsciously playing hard to get, but she eventually wore me down and I asked myself what I was really looking for in a partner. Was it some dream physical appearance I built for myself? Or was it someone who seemed genuinely interested in me and would end up supporting me? So I ended up giving her a chance officially and the rest is history.

>> No.71350993

>>71350901
man fuck my life

>> No.71351003

>>71350901
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.71351058

>>71350880
the canadian flag should be on each of mococos boobies

>> No.71351085

>>71350901
cute story

>> No.71351245

>>71350421
Cant arrange no shit if there aint no names.
Also, what she said. >>71350679

>> No.71351578

>>71350901
Always feels nice reading someone's story of success.

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Thanks haggots. Just remember, even if it doesn't seem likely, there is a nice hag for you out there. You could also strike gold and they might be a vtuber as well. Imagine finding a hag and building up that trusting relationship and they eventually tell you about the full details of their career. When you post "yeah, with me" it'll be true.

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>> No.71355571

>>71354359
I always imagine Fubuki going commando with only an oversized shirt to cover herself

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>> No.71356236

>>71337185
This right here is the future that every anon in this thread should build not only for himself but for his future hagwife

We're gonna make it bros

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>> No.71360268

>>71356236
Thank you for the hope anon

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I still can't stop listening to it send help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUvAnJjreU

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>> No.71364331

Varnis has a new poll for his next drawing
The choices are
Botan
Aki
AzKi
Okayu

>> No.71364381

>>71364331
My immediate reaction is Botan but has he done Azki before?

>> No.71364457

>>71361927
the song is the help, fool
but seriously, she sounds so ridiculously hot, it should be classified as a sexy version of the song

>> No.71364726

>Not one image or even mention of Lui
Where did it all go so wrong?

>> No.71364736

>>71364331
He should remove Botan if he wants to be fair to the others she's too powerful

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>>71364726
here you go, i want to ensure this hawk is fucking GRAVID with child, i want to take her hand in marriage and care for her every need and raise our little bird children with her and grow old together

>> No.71364922

>>71350343
They should've made a collab store instead.

>> No.71365034

>>71364457
I just keep coming back to it so often but yeah she went all in on the huskiness of her voice, pure sex for the ears.

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>>71210480

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>>71364736
What's not fair is how much this lion makes me want to mud wrestle her and invoke my mighty need to breed.

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>>71364726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUI-tJATdIw
This clip popped up on my feed before. It was good to hear her laugh.

>> No.71367096

Speaking of Lui, she released a cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RWxWF4JIl0

>> No.71367231

>>71364331
looks like Botan will win but he said he will get to them all eventually. and it was Sora not Aki. surprised she got so few votes by a huge margin

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>> No.71370250

>>71369766
seggs

>> No.71371313

why do hags have such cute laughs...

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>> No.71372778

>>71365328
I literally only started seeing Botan a few days ago on here cause I never paid attention to hololive JP but now everytime I see her I wanna get her pregnant

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It's Koyori's birthday today.

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>>71373589
I plan on waking up early for her live!

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>>71373589
Happy Birthday Mayodog! Let's make next thread a Koyo thread!

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I have high hopes for her birthday live

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--b5mpizW5g
Lolihag bnnuy guerrilla hunting

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ORAAAA

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>> No.71384350

>>71383383
me on the left

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I love my darling!

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>> No.71391608

>>71350248
Ohayo again

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>> No.71392253

>>71392116
need a bite of that turkey breast if ya know what I'm sayin

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>> No.71393378

>>71392253
Yessir

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>> No.71394737

>>71391608
gm

>> No.71395234

>>71394737
Devouring last night's dinner, you?

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>> No.71396494

>>71395234
in bed watching yt and waiting to pass out

>> No.71396674

>>71396494
Also gon pass out from the amount of food I ate...and the milk, too.

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>>71233210
A really great song, but my personal favorite is her other original, I I I Love You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBfXjNFo3Mo I'm not quite sure what it is, the background track is soothing, her voice sounds almost ethereal and the autotune affects aren't as noticeable.

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Just a few more hours to go

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>> No.71404457

Bread please...

>> No.71404603

>>71404457
Usually we bake after this one dies.

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>> No.71406324

otsuhag

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