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71174721 No.71174721 [Reply] [Original]

"I'm pregnant anon"

wat do?

>> No.71174793

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

>> No.71174822

>>71174721
Hello, pregnant anon, nice to meet you.

>> No.71174870

>>71174721
Not Mine
You cant prove shit
Im outta here

>> No.71175108

>SINGLE
PARENT
>SINGLE
PARENT
>SINGLE
PARENT
>SINGLE
PARENT

>> No.71175144
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71175144

It's mine

>> No.71175299

>>71174721
Congratulations!
Who's the father?

>> No.71175442

>>71175299
Me

>> No.71175483

>>71174721
>who are you
>no I have no idea what you're talking about
>stop making a scene

>> No.71175580

Mother of Your Child Experience
>top tier membership, regularly sends akasupa
>one day receive an email from the company
"Congratulations Anon! As the top fan, you have unlocked a reward exclusive only to (You)! With just $5000, experience the next level of relationship with your oshi. If interested, reply within 24 hours."
>reply to the email of course
>next email contains payment instructions and a non-disclosure agreement
>pay up and sign the NDA
>receive another email with a video message from oshi
"Look Anon, the pregnancy test is positive! What do you think our child would look like? I love you!"
>holy shit what
>there's a link that goes to a character creation form
>your oshi's artist will draw the child
>submit the character creation form
>one month later, receive another video message from your oshi
>she has a little bump in her tummy
>she asks $200 for a medical check up, pay up of course
>next two months and another video message, her tummy has grown bigger
>she asks $200 for baby clothes, ok
>next two months, video message is her having an ultrasound
>ultrasound fee is $300, sure
>next two months, it's an ASMR of your ears on her tummy while she whisper sweet nothings
>baby room is being built for 300$, yep
>it's now nine months, your child is born, your oshi is breastfeeding the baby
>hospital fee is $1000, worth it
>a month later your crypto crashed
>have to wagecuck
>next month, the baby has grown bigger and now resembles what you specified in the form
>oshi asks $500 for food, barely have enough to spare
>the next month's video is your oshi playing with the child
>she asks for $500 for toys, can't pay up
>the next month there's no video, only a divorce letter claiming you're unable to provide for your family
>another letter is from the company thanking you for participating
>there's also a reminder of the NDA
>a few months later you learn of a faggot breaking the NDA by leaking screenshots
>it's from the same video of your oshi being pregnant

>> No.71175601

>>71175580
Kek

>> No.71175634

lets take the stairs today instead of the lift today...

>> No.71175642

>>71174793
Hi parrot

>> No.71175817

>>71175442
My condolences to the child

>> No.71177330

>>71174721
love

>> No.71177400

>>71174822
Tako tentacles typed this post

>> No.71177424

>>71174721
yeah, with me

>> No.71177446

>>71174721
Run into the arms of Lamy and cry

>> No.71177476

>>71174721
>Chloe
>fucking a dude
I ask her who donated for her and Lui to have a child

>> No.71177511

>>71174721
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son

>> No.71178361

>>71177476
>believing any holo is a lesbian

>> No.71178606

>>71174721
SSSSSSNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.71178924

>>71175144
Hiw fucking prevalent is body dysmoprhia among salarymen that looking this ugly became entrenched as the Japanese doujin self-insert ideal?

>> No.71179141

>>71178924
>Japs would rather be ugly bastards with big cocks and rape seduction over average looking, tiny dick, and pushovers

Makes me wonder how many female doujin artists draw ugly bastard as their fetish projection

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>>71174721

>> No.71180707

>>71174721
I stop watching her

>> No.71180990

>>71174721
"The number you have dialed can not be reached at this time..."

>> No.71182489

>>71174721
paternity test, if it's mine marriage and lots of preganantant sex

>> No.71183093

>>71174721
I'd keep watching.
Unicorn suicide should clear things up. Though I love her dearly, the odds are stacked against me ever meeting her. Someone was bound to find her, woo her and end up stating that family she wants. I'd keep watching till she left for that.

>> No.71183535

>>71174721
nakadashi

>> No.71183565

>>71174721
Cry, then resume washing my penis.

>> No.71186246

>>71174721
I take responsibility, and we get Aunt Lui to babysit for us after our child is born.

>> No.71186378
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71186378

Nobody going to post this classic?

>> No.71186861

Why is it that I can barely take care of just myself let alone affording a child and immigrants here have like 5+ kids?

>> No.71187057

>>71174721
that means she can't get more pregnant
we go raw

>> No.71187068

>>71186378
This makes me thing of the ancient question
>If your gf you love so much got raped and wants to keep the rapists baby would you take care of it?

>> No.71187153

>>71186861
Benefits anon, it's all paid for them by the taxpayer and they don't really raise them, they just shout at them and instill their religion via violence.

>> No.71187608

>>71187057
>he doesn't know about double pregnancy

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>>71186378

>> No.71187738

>>71187068
no

>> No.71187880

>>71187738
hell, I've never even heard of a woman wanting to keep their rapist's baby

>> No.71187918

>>71174721
lesbians cant get pregnant

>> No.71188104

>>71187880
You haven't heard much then.

>> No.71188137

>>71174721
WE SHALL MOVE TO GUNMA AND RAISE A LITTER

>> No.71188619

>>71174721
First Zeta, now you? Hey, what's that over there by the staircase?

>> No.71190607

>>71174721
FALCON PUNCH

>> No.71193017

>>71174721
Yeah, mine

>> No.71193129
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>>71174721

>> No.71197538

>>71174721
my best

>> No.71198370

>>71187918
Chloe can, though.

>> No.71198562

>>71178924
>>71179141
ugly bastards are a lighter version of monsterfucker stuff, they're not generally seen as people.

>> No.71199174

>>71174721
>I'm pregnant, anon
>Impregnant anon
>Impregnate anon

>> No.71199239
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>>71199174

>> No.71201904

>>71199239
I really, really, really like this gif

>> No.71201990

>>71201904
>he likes cute girls having their heart broken
What is wrong with you anon?

>> No.71204436

>>71178924
>>71179141
it's a rape fetish with a different name

>> No.71205415
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>>71174721

>> No.71208988

>>71174721
?

>> No.71209021

>>71174721
rape

>> No.71210930

>>71187667
You know, this was a shitpost back in the day, but it's probably realistically what would happen

>> No.71211855

>>71186861
They don't send their oshis akasupas

>> No.71212662

>>71187057
>>71187608
I saw something of that nature in /swarm/ recently, it was incredibly distressing

>> No.71212871

>>71212662
oh god not poor little neuro...

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>>71174721
I HATE THE YURI ENDING

>> No.71215431

>>71186378
>>71187667
Probably because it isn’t related.
They are not your girlfriends

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>>71174721
married sex with Shakamata

>> No.71219450

>>71174721
Pregnant sex followed bytaking responsability and raising our kid to be a proper adult who isn't sway by retarded ideologies from online mobs and follows logic.

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>> No.71225515

>>71174721
One down, 62 to go.

>> No.71228319

>>71174721
chloe would be a shitty mom desu

>> No.71233127

>>71174721
wish her and her black boyfriend the best and go cry in a corner after

>> No.71234780

>>71174721
do it again

>> No.71234956

>>71174721
So what? I didn't have sex with her.

>> No.71236293

>>71174721
>"whore
>turn 360 degrees
?walk away

>> No.71236345

>>71174721
post feet

>> No.71236398

>>71179141
There's a vtuber named davi artman who makes doujins of herself and it's uh very enlightening about women and their kinks

>> No.71236560

Ask her who the lucky bull is and eat out her count begging for her to unlock my cage.

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