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This brown vtuber offers you Starbucks™.
What would you do?

>> No.71113562

>>71113543
Is it regular coffee or their diabetes cup?

>> No.71113590

>>71113543
Cancel her on twitter like what sisters do

>> No.71113610

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
I'M AN ADUUUUUUUULT

>> No.71113624

>>71113543
I embrace her as a fellow and join her in a chant of "death to Palestine"

>> No.71114155

>>71113610
I DON'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS

>> No.71114224

>>71113543
I would shred her clothes, put her upside down, pour all of the Starbucks in her pussy and drink it from the source.

>> No.71114265

>>71113543
Babybird it or not thanks

>> No.71114289

>>71113543
Refuse because I don't drink Starbucks.

I also tell her that she'll never, EVER be cute and she should just embrace being "cool".

>> No.71114434

>>71113543
You can't fool me, that's chocy milk so I take it

>> No.71114467

Gulp it down and then continue beheading Palestinian children.

>> No.71114471
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71114471

>>71113562
Look at the color and the thickness, anon.
Now, imagine the smell.

>> No.71114532

Why does the world care so much about this when everyone has much more pressing local issues, generally, rather than a war in a desert involving culturally alien people. I have disconnected from everything because everyone is going full retard over this. The world has a weird misery fetish.

>> No.71114589

>>71114155
I'M NOT A PART OF THIS SYSTEM

>> No.71114596

>>71113543
Ok let me be real here, Starbucks coffee is still shit. /pol/ or not. Drink something better.

>> No.71114666

>>71114532
think carefully about who benefits from these kinds of attacks. these things don't just randomly happen. none of the things that make the world seem so terrible are there for no reason. there is strategy and intent

>> No.71114747

>>71114532
People don't but people FUCKING LOVE any excuse to be assholes to others and the best excuse is the one of moral crusade. You can paint the other side as literally evil (genociding children) and therefore any and all actions against them is allowed. People love having a free ticket to abuse others and feel good about it.

Nobody actually cares otherwise they would be getting on a plane to Israel to start bombing government buildings and assassinating politicians.

>> No.71114796

>>71114666
I don't see what that has to do with random people in my bumfuck middle of nowhere northern hemisphere town though, people are just taking that mantle upon themselves for no discernible reason. A bunch of trees have fallen down and our town could definitely use more shops.
>>71114747
>People love having a free ticket
Yeah it's sort of fucked. I feel like saying "I want people to stop killing one another" is somehow a controversial statement lol

>> No.71114966

>>71114796
>people are just taking that mantle upon themselves for no discernible reason
because people are easy to instrumentalize when they have been programmed more or less from birth

>> No.71114981

>>71114966
Thanks, internet!

>> No.71115100
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71115100

>>71113543
>This brown vtuber offers you Starbucks™.
>What would you do?

>> No.71115195

>>71114981
before the internet it was TV and radio, before that it was church. I would more blame the Stasi for developing social manipulation techniques at a scientific level, and the proliferation of those techniques

>> No.71115372 [DELETED] 

>>71114532
Because letting the jews get away with doing this is dangerous. First it's some random sand country no one really cares about, but the steins always end up having loftier goals.

>> No.71115425
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71115425

>>71113543
as long as it's not aqua, I can trust it to be drinkable
hopefully its just plain coffee without too much shit in it

>> No.71116102
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71116102

Flare you can keep the coffee. Can we have sex instead? Will pay you of course.

>> No.71116513

>>71113543
I accept it. Death to all the Pakistanis

>> No.71116909
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71116909

Ehh, I prefer shakes over coffee

>> No.71117031

>>71113543
I wouldn't accept anything that's come into contact with a filthy dark elf.

>> No.71118983

>>71113543
fuck elves

>> No.71120166

>>71113543
If rejecting the coffee helps destroy the sneaky grabbling Jews faster I'll have to refuse

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71120678

>>71114532
>Why does the world care so much about this when everyone has much more pressing local issues, generally, rather than a war in a desert involving culturally alien people.
I'm wondering too

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71121607

>>71114532
They are so far away you, you shouldn't even think about them. Don't try to look beyond the curtain Goy.

>> No.71121726

>>71113543
If this will help to bomb Palestine "children" - drink .

>> No.71125109

>>71114471
>Oh god it even has Oreos

>> No.71125160

>>71113543
I don't drink coffee but I'll make an exception just to piss people off

>> No.71125257
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71125257

>>71120678
me, except I don't have income either

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71125751

>>71113543
*sips*
ah, coffee yo

>> No.71125802

>>71113543
That's not coffee that's dark elf milk.

>> No.71125845

>>71114589
MAAAN

>> No.71125959

>>71113543
stop dragging hololive into your shitty dramawars

>> No.71126216
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71126216

>>71113543
I revel in its majesty

>> No.71126376

>>71113543
is it made with dark elf milk?

>> No.71129672

>>71126376
Of course.

>> No.71131251

>>71113543
>Thanks for the gesture, but I don't hate coffee. Want to go to Costa, instead?

>> No.71131604

>>71113543
Why are you giving me coffee in glass?

>> No.71131757

>>71113543
Drink it because it's coming from Flare. She could shit in a cup and I'd take it. Since this is Starbucks, that's pretty close to real.

>> No.71134109

>>71113543
Flare piss

>> No.71134438

>>71120678
I think it's pretty obvious that people get hung up on the morality of it and not the financial burden on their own tax money, especially considering not everyone's american.

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71135867

>>71113543

>> No.71137006
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71137006

>>71113543
Cheers, sis.

>> No.71138377

>>71137006
>sis
Did you mean wife?

>> No.71140240

>>71115425
based

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71140460

>>71113543
i accept the coffee. as a sign of appreciatrion i gift the elf my finest bow in return

>> No.71143608

>>71113543
sure

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71143760

>>71113543
Lose my mind, start foaming at the mouth and start screeching about how much I hate jews, whites and Hololive.

>> No.71143846

>>71113543
>Thank you for that coffee, Furea-san.

>> No.71143865

>>71113543
Why would I drink starbucks when there’s a million better choices out there for coffee?

>> No.71144141

>>71113543
I don't like American coffee, they feel weak as fuck for some reason - probably to help sell more cups since I've to take 2 large cups to fulfill my normal caffeine needs

>> No.71144192

>>71113543
we splat all night long, obviously

>> No.71144372

>>71113543
Wow, for me? Thank you!

>> No.71148603

>>71113543
eww

>> No.71151267

>>71138377
Is there any confirmation of their relationship?

>> No.71154709

>>71113543
Is it hot choco?

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>>71113543

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