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>Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@KosekiBijou
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kosekibijou

>Streams
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV53gKuwyJA
Previous stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kDkWsg9yR0
Debut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAQib0T5v0

>Shorts/music/unarchived streams
https://rentry.org/n2ezp

>Merch
https://rentry.org/6d6mm

>Intro/starter newpebble guide
https://rentry.org/82c8e

Do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report and rock on.

>Previous
>>70866351

>> No.70926088
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70926088

Schejewel:

>> No.70926237
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Boop~

>> No.70926244
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My gemwife is special and I love her! And she loves me too!!

>> No.70926246

>>70926237
MY NOSE

>> No.70926250

>doing everything a woman driver typically does
Lmao

>> No.70926253
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Biboo cute!

>> No.70926260
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>> No.70926263

Biboo being utterly confused by cars will never not be funny kek

>> No.70926335
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>> No.70926390

Holy beep biboo lmao

>> No.70926398

>>70926335
Biboo when she reads my messages

>> No.70926426

Time for tranny shit?

>> No.70926435

>w-wait, how many fingers does a human have
My sides this fucking dork.

>> No.70926439
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https://www.animeboston.com/news/article/946

Formed from the crystallization of all forms of human emotion, Koseki Bijou is "The Jewel of Emotions." Over years and years, emotions of beauty and filth alike have woven into her under immense pressure, resulting in an unmatched brilliance.

Meet and Greet is at 2:30pm on Saturday March 30th. Apply for Koseki Bijou’s Meet and Greet lottery here https://www.eventeny.com/events/applications/application/?id=2918 The lottery ends March 13th at 11:59pm and winners will be notified prior to the convention.

>> No.70926464

>didn't park the car
It's over.

>> No.70926470

>>70926426
nah it actually takes like 4 hours and you have to look at customization.

>> No.70926516

>>70926470
what

>> No.70926513

>any hard stuff
Yeah, me

>> No.70926523

biboo is an alcoholic father

>> No.70926528

>>70926439
Can't wait to go and ask her who her oshi was before joining Hololive

>> No.70926538

>>70926516
to get to the tranny decals

>> No.70926539

why is her idea of parents so deadbeat...

>> No.70926549

my daughter is an excellent daughter but a terrible dad

>> No.70926568

>I'm drinking
>biboo is searching for booze
WE ARE

>> No.70926573

>>70926538
oh, they put that in the game? tacky.

>> No.70926632

>I've got 560k kids here
kek

>> No.70926654
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>>70926538
Why would you decals on your transmission?

>> No.70926658

Those 500k kids? All mine.

>> No.70926677

>>70926632
All me.

>> No.70926714

What the beep is this dad she's roleplaying? lmaoo

>> No.70926744

>>70926714
The Dad from the Superbugs game she played with Kaela

>> No.70926754

thats a lot of windows sounds

>> No.70926767

>>70926654
To cover them in mud and grime.

>> No.70926769

>>70926654
>he doesn't put flame decals on his tranny to make it go faster
Pleb

>> No.70926782

>>70926744
>I'm daddy now

>> No.70926811

biboo please stop doing the dumb father voice

>> No.70926816

>>70926714
its international womens day so shes trying on the pants

>> No.70926822

>>70926714
She's doing her best to make this boring game watchable

>> No.70926827

what is this stupid beeping that I hear? are those supposed to be Zone ambient sounds?

>> No.70926828

>>70926754
USB device disconnecting and reconnecting

>> No.70926843

>>70926439
I hate Meet and Greets, mostly because I'll never be able to attend one.

>> No.70926851
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>>70926439
>It's her lore blurb again
Good of them to remind everyone about the magic rock that crowdsourced filthy horny old men desires and spawned a little anime girl
>>70926528
Too high level, she's going to be getting questions about Bloodborne when or jorse still

>> No.70926871

>>70926811
Biboo please ignore this pebble.

>> No.70926883

>>70926822
This guy gets it

>> No.70926967

>>70926822
And she's doing great. I could watch her play anything and be entertained.

>> No.70926988
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70926988

Does the pebble remind anyone else of Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

>> No.70926994

>>70926851
Biboo is the tulpa of humanity's finest aspects.

>> No.70927005

This dumb rock

>> No.70927024

PONseki

>> No.70927032

Pebbles... Is you dad, you know... A little...

>> No.70927054

>>70926988
Why is that a gif

>> No.70927082

>tfw you dad is a weeb

>> No.70927121

Divorseki...

>> No.70927126

>>70927032
She's hungover and needs some hair of the dog, cut her some slack.

>> No.70927134

her dad larp gets more deadbeat by the second

>> No.70927138

Thanks for the trauma, dad!

>> No.70927140

I think Papa Biboo's still having some issues with the divorce.

>> No.70927149

Biboo got cucked

>> No.70927155
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>>70927032
please bear with it

>> No.70927158

Are pebbles the new deadbeats?

>> No.70927160

>Gets the giant pizza cutter
>Immediately runs off and uses it on her own car
Amazing kek
I guess to be fair you'd technically pop off the old shitty doors first before sticking on the replacements and this game is autistic enough to make you click the ignition and stuff

>> No.70927161

Damn Biboo

>> No.70927187

This is why mom left.

>> No.70927204

Uhh, where's the driving Pebbles?

>> No.70927215

Wait, is this why Biboo wants to collect so many mothers? Lingering trauma from the divorce?

>> No.70927223

I hope her parents aren't divorced irl

>> No.70927233

>>70927215
THE PLOT THICKENS

>> No.70927247

>>70926851
>filthy horny old men desires and spawned a little anime girl
So like Slaanesh, but a cute girl

>> No.70927265
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70927265

Please tell me this is just the tutorial and the game picks up soon

>> No.70927282

>>70927204
Driving?

>> No.70927297

>>70927223
Stop trying to read too much into a silly larp for a silly game, anonymous-san

>> No.70927301

>>70927223
mine are and I turned out fine

>> No.70927327

>>70927265
this is just the tutorial and the game picks up soon

>> No.70927337

>>70927301
Anon...

>> No.70927357

That mad max game would probably be better than this kusoge

>> No.70927375

>>70926822
Idk I love cute and comfy Biboo. Her zatsus are great lately. Seems like a chill game we can just go for a ride with her and chat. This loud yelling feels unnecessary for this game. To each their own I guess though.

>> No.70927399
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70927399

>Rare "driving" game that doesn't just handle the car engine and shifting automatically
>Makes you craft and repair parts piece by piece
>Also game: magic car repair heal juice

>> No.70927408

>>70927301
do you want a girl to be your mommy or do you have daddy issues

>> No.70927413

>>70927357
If you're not having fun you can just dip out. I'm having a great time and it seems I'm not the only one, so maybe this is a (you) problem?

>> No.70927417

>>70927301
Sure anon...

>> No.70927440

>>70927357
Gta would but she will never play it at this point and if she does it will he gta 6

>> No.70927456

>>70927247
>So like Slaanesh
Don't make me ackchyuallypost anon.

>> No.70927462

>>70927399
>immediate "this is tedious"
kek

>> No.70927469
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>tedious
OH NO SISTERS GET DOWN

>> No.70927474

>>70927301
I’m sorry.

>> No.70927475

>>70927408
I want a girl to make a mommy, and be a loving husband.

>> No.70927493

>>70927375
She'll drop the bit later on once she gets an idea of what this game is about.

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That was a good laugh.

>> No.70927526

>>70927413
Biboo isn't having fun either
Lmao

>> No.70927528

We've been relegated to the back seat, bros...

>> No.70927545

>>70927475
okay so you did turn out alright
now lets check your masculinity.
do you want a "dommy mommy" or do you like actual girls

>> No.70927576

I fucking hate inventory management, this shit is terrible in RE and its terrible here.

>> No.70927596

>>70927526
Watch streams, shitposter.

>> No.70927597

>>70927545
>do you want a "dommy mommy" or do you like actual girls
NTA but fuck you.

>> No.70927604

>>70927576
True

>> No.70927615

>>70927493
just like she dropped the yelling in hitman

>> No.70927622

>>70927597
its less of an issue if you're willing to manhandle any girl that asks for it

>> No.70927629

>>70927545
Both. Nothin like pinning down a girl and breeding here and also nothing wrong with being ridden.

>> No.70927698
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>>70927596
I am. Keep seething for me.

>> No.70927699
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>>70927629
Okay so you still get it

>> No.70927737

>>70927545
"dommy mommies" are built for domination loss and putting them in their place by fucking them into submissiveness

>> No.70927775

>>70927265
nope
tedious inventory management and the actual driving is underbaked

>> No.70927797

I like this voice actress.

>> No.70927815

>instability? sounds like my ex-wife
kek she's killing the "I hate my wife" boomer humor

>> No.70927830

>>70927797
Gay

>> No.70927836

>>70927597
also no, fuck you lmfao, at best most girls putting on a mommy act fail heavily at it and can only pull off a poor "mistress" act. Not many girls have it in them to act motherly until they actually become mothers.
To that effect, Biboo actually has the ability to be genuinely stern in the developmental interest of a child, which is why she gets the full "daughtermommywife" title.

>> No.70927839

>>70927265
I could tell you this but I don't want to lie to you

>> No.70927894

>>70927815
Only good part of the stream

>> No.70927911

>>70927839
Sometimes we need to be told a beautiful lie when the truth is too much to bear.

>> No.70927922

>>70927737
>built for domination loss and putting them in their place by fucking them into submissiveness
Same reason I like mesugakis.

>> No.70927928

>>70927894
Stop hatewatching, Juan
Get some help

>> No.70927939

pebbles… your oshi…

>> No.70927960

>>70927939
She's my dad! Very cool, isn't it?

>> No.70928000

>>70927939
das mah pops

>> No.70928043

>>70927737
exactly

>> No.70928057

>>70927836
t. never met a girl with sexual drive
or rather never met a girl ever.

>> No.70928076

Does momseki want Biboo to play more driving games because she thinks it'll be a step toward biboo learning how to actually fucking drive herself?

>> No.70928082

>go left
>turns right
Classic.

>> No.70928098

>>70927928
Cry more troon

>> No.70928156

Is Oppy our new mom, dad?

>> No.70928161

>>70928076
Probably
It won't happen

>> No.70928188

Oh I get it, shes emulating early Bill Burr

>> No.70928201

>>70928057
>never met a girl with sexual drive
this is correct actually
doesn't change the fact that the dommy mommy act is a poor imitation
I'd be willing to chalk it up to people also being pretty bad actors too

>> No.70928225

>>70928076
Her mom is a boomer, she wants to watch her daughter but can't follow complex games like what she usually plays

>> No.70928345

>sasquatch incident
The Biboo cinematic universe keeps expanding. Is Dad the Grampa from bigfoot game? Both were unmarried too...

>> No.70928423

Dad's stripping copper wire from public utilities for beer money again.

>> No.70928464

This is just an episode of F is for Family

>> No.70928487

>>70928345
biboo just reusing dadbyuu...

>> No.70928537

The lore in this game is wilf

>> No.70928561

Thanks Karen

>> No.70928563

>>70928423
This stream is hitting too close to home

>> No.70928575

>Shut the fuck up and just go in the trees
>This is the only bathroom for the next 3 hrs get the fuck in there
This brat is really awakening some old wild road trip memories

>> No.70928632

>>70928537
What?

>> No.70928639

>>70928487
>I le have le sekrit knowledge xD
Fuck off

>> No.70928660

>>70928423
Reminds me of the one time that a guy in a nearby town broke into a transformer station thinking he could steal the copper wire from inside there.
He blew up, literally. Back of his skull blew off.

>> No.70928661

>>70928575
I remember taking a shit in the woods

>> No.70928718

>>70928660
Neat

>> No.70928722

>>70928632
wild*
Like the objects tethering themselves to your soul and slowly mindjacking you

>> No.70928787

>>70928661
t. bear

>> No.70928793

>>70928660
Dang, what a way to go

>> No.70928799

>didn't even die touching the magic sky fruit rollups

>> No.70928816

She wants to fuck the car

>> No.70928828

>I wanna fuck that car
Biboo?!

>> No.70928836

biboo is that dragon in that one gif that fucks cars

>> No.70928843

>>70928816
I remember that movie.

>> No.70928852

>So desperate to collect moms she'll even pretend her car is one

>> No.70928870

lmao she's unhinged today

>> No.70928916

>>70928660
Reminds me of a webm of someone that did the same thing. Guy was still walking with a hole just beneath his ribcage that had smoke trailing out of it. Doubt he survived more than a few minutes after that.

>> No.70928925

>I wipe my ass and slap my nuts
>I'm breathing in, my genitals HHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>> No.70928931
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Biboo, a car is not fine too...

>> No.70928960

JGH, what have I missed?

>> No.70928984

>>70928787
Never gone camping anon?

>> No.70928995

>>70928931
the exhaust pipe is there for a reason pebble, for your stalagmite

>> No.70929007

>>70928960
Dadseki

>> No.70929049

>>70928960
Biboo's your new dad. Mom is gone, she has a new family and new kids (and she likes the new kids more than you)
We're on a road trip with Dad through a weird forest.

>> No.70929071

>>70928960
Papa Biboo is really struggling emotionally from the divorce, is taking the pebbles on a road trip to bond, and is possibly falling in love with our new beat-up old stationwagon. Hope you don't mind having a car for a stepmom.

>> No.70929074

>>70928984
it was a joke

>> No.70929078

>>70928960
Dad's been ransacking private property while searching for beer and falling in love with a car.

>> No.70929126

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.70929143

>left the car in drive
This woman.

>> No.70929159

DAD NOOOOO

>> No.70929161

>Abductor
Yeah, me.

>> No.70929212

>>70929143
female driver RP is going sicko mode.

>> No.70929229
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her little brain is going on overdrive

>> No.70929301

>>70929212
>RP
Anon...

>> No.70929313

>healing item just gets you 8% HP
That's terrible.

>> No.70929326

>>70929143
Hey, if you're going to jump out of the car to piss off a flying UMA creature thing, best to leave the engine running so you can get the hell outta there asap once you aggro it

>> No.70929367

>>70929229
not a single coherent thought inside her brain

>> No.70929388

>>70929301
It's RP because a female driver is one step above the level Biboo is at right now.

>> No.70929408

>tranny colors

>> No.70929430

the door feel off...

>> No.70929446

>>70929430
English, please

>> No.70929455

>>70929326
you can leave a car on and not have it in drive anon, do you know how cars work?

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>>70929408
Biboos for the cause

>> No.70929475

>>70929388
>a female driver is one step above the level Biboo is at right now.
Kek, good one

>> No.70929497

>>70929326
Leaving the engine running is fine anon, the issue is that she left it in fucking gear. Makes for great content at least.

>> No.70929513
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>>70929367
I love when she does this stupid-looking face.

>> No.70929533

>>70929475
don't forget she has the asian debuff which means she should never get the wheels ever.

>> No.70929556

>>70929513
Theres not a single thought behind that expression.

>> No.70929568

>>70929513
its like when an old person puts on their reading glasses and looks at a screen or book

>> No.70929621

>"should we stop and get stuff?.." asked the loot-goblin
Decided to stop in the same breath.

>> No.70929640

how long will this stream be

>> No.70929670

>>70929640
fifteen hours (11+4)

>> No.70929676

>>70929621
DD2 might take a month to finish

>> No.70929728

>>70929640
four thousand years

>> No.70929735

>>70929640
Maybe 3 hours before she gets too bored

>> No.70929737

Sajam mentioned Biboo's Isshin clip where she "gamer leans" on stream in his tekken tournament. It was pretty funny.

>> No.70929741

>KIDS, RUN!
>WAIT, STAY IN THE CAR!

>> No.70929804

holy damn biboo kek

>> No.70929825

>you take after her
Who is Mom?

>> No.70929838

>>70929735
I'd appreciate this outcome
>>70929737
thats nice

>> No.70929844

This stream is getting too personal

>> No.70929865

shit's getting heavy

>> No.70929869

That's it, this is my favorite Biboo stream.

>> No.70929875

improv queen biboo

>> No.70929892

God damn dad biboo is savage.

>> No.70929922

how does she do the single divorced father rp so well bros

>> No.70929925

Idea for a light novel: "I Can't Believe My Oshi Is Actually My Estranged Dad!"

>> No.70929961

The engine has to turnover before you let go of the key biboo..

>> No.70929974

lmao this whole segment is great

>> No.70930193

>>70929922
Probably watched Bill Burr like other anon said

>> No.70930197

when you think dad is just talking out of his shitfaced mind and then he drives you to the haunted mannekin gas station with flying rocks around

>> No.70930348

Glad she likes it even if just a little, it's funny so far and I got some good biboo screams

>> No.70930372

>>70930197
Dadseki is so silly, haha

>> No.70930375

Just got back from Dune 2, what's this game even about? Navigating the post apocalypse?

>> No.70930405

>>70930197
I'm sure all of us ruralanons have been there.

>> No.70930408
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70930408

Biboo whenever pebbles manage to actually impress her.

>> No.70930478

>>70930375
Punching machines for car parts
Also trans rights

>> No.70930481

>Portland
Ew. Thought this looked like the NW.

>> No.70930528

>>70930375
Kinda, you got succed into a weird dimension and now you're doing fetch quests for npcs that found you

>> No.70930618

still just mashing buttons until the car somehow starts moving

>> No.70930662

If my dad was like biboo things would be different around here

>> No.70930768
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70930768

yeah

>> No.70930784

Fences are no match for dadseki.

>> No.70930852

I get the distinct feeling that all the interesting stuff leads to fuck all in the end just like firewatch

>> No.70930860

>>70929825
Kaela

>> No.70930868

>>70929737
literally who?

>> No.70930881

>>70930375
Seems closer to Picnic/Stalker than post-apocalypse, you're in some fucky isekai zone dodging cryptids and patches of radiation and stuff

>> No.70930893

>>70930375
it's basically STALKER but in Twilight land with a carwaifu

>> No.70930898

Oppy's VA is pretty good.

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It's the mouse shaking that gets me.

>> No.70930962

>>70930914
I love the mouse shaking, it really adds to the experience lmao

>> No.70930997

>>70930860
>I'm an autistic shy hiki like Kaela
I guess dad biboo is right..

>> No.70931002

>>70930914
the fucking :D

>> No.70931034

fun stream but people are going to be insufferable with the whole dad thing

>> No.70931073

>>70931034
you're already being insufferable about it

>> No.70931122

>>70930893
Stalker mixed with death stranding

>> No.70931198

Just like my fortnite games!

>> No.70931491

this is interesting but I can see why it would get repetitive after a while.

>> No.70931524

>>70930914
I'm surprised she even cared about potentially running some random NPC over instead of just flooring it, all the "this is technically a horror game maybe" teasing (or just stupidity) from chat last time she asked had her really on edge about the mannequins suddenly jumpscaring her or something

>> No.70931535

WE GOT WIFI, KIDS!

>> No.70931564

>LOOK KIDS WE GOT WIFI
kek

>> No.70931576

>"Biboo 100%'d Baba Is You in an hour"
- Fauna's stream right now
Biboo Tensai

>> No.70931608

>>70931576
inb4 tantrum

>> No.70931620

>>70931491
It is repetitive but I think it's in an enjoyable way. Kind of meditative. With the occasional few minutes of sheer fucking panic

>> No.70931646

>>70931576
whaet?

>> No.70931737

>>70931576
hoeh?

>> No.70931736

>>70931646
Tensai means she's really smart. It's a japanese word.

>> No.70931822

>>70931576
Not even impressed, she's too good.

>> No.70931825

>>70931620
It's not, tranny

>> No.70931855

>>70931646
Fauna had a dream that Biboo got all achievements in Baba is You in under an hour and it made her self-conscious

>> No.70931862
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>>70930768
>When the kusogaki brings the condoms

>> No.70931892

>>70931855
lmfao

>> No.70931957
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>>70931736
Come on pebblebro... I meant the context for your post. What is Fauna streaming? What is Baba is You?
>>70931855
Ah, I see. Biboo is taxing people's dreams now

>> No.70931977

>>70931855
Fauna is shit at games so who cares

>> No.70931988

>>70931855
>faufau getting competitive with Biboo
I like this development.

>> No.70931990

>>70931855
>Fauna dreams about Biboo
WE ARE

>> No.70932059

>>70931977
I asked. I care.

>> No.70932081

>>70931855
Disappointed abusive dad Biboo was real along...

>> No.70932082

>>70931957
Go ask in the fauna thread, retard

>> No.70932180

>>70931977
>>70932082
Cry louder, schizo.

>> No.70932227

>>70931957
Fauna is streaming that roguelike poker game, baba is you iirc is a puzzle game, i've never played it tho

>> No.70932268

>>70932059
>>70932180
Wrong thread, fuck off

>> No.70932285

>>70931977
She's one of the better EN gamers, as low a bar as that is. Biboo was encouraging her to play soulslikes in the tree bday stream because she has faith in her.

>> No.70932328

This goofy-ass magic healing car bukkake

>> No.70932348

NEW MOM ACQUIRED
>NEW MOM ACQUIRED
NEW MOM ACQUIRED
>NEW MOM ACQUIRED

>> No.70932375

>>70932285
No she isn't, fuck off

>> No.70932435

>he's still crying

>> No.70932468

uh oh he's mad

>> No.70932481

>>70932328
why the fuck does it sound like that

>> No.70932510

>stuck with a station wagon
We're in the PNW and this piece of shit doesn't even have 4WD.

>> No.70932532

>>70932435
Keep trying sis. Janny will surely defend you.

>> No.70932577

CARLA MY BELOVED

>> No.70932596
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What's the best text representation of how biboo laughs?

>> No.70932600

Biboo asking me to fill her up when she's hungry

>> No.70932635

>>70932596
window wiper

>> No.70932665
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70932665

>Carla-chan...

>> No.70932668

>>70932596
window wipers, fuhahaHAHAHA ahhhh

>> No.70932673

>>70932375
But she is tho? It's not even debatable.

>> No.70932696

>>70932510
>station wagon
Don't talk that way about your mother! She's very sensitive about her size.

>> No.70932709
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Time to lock in

>> No.70932743

>>70932285
I encourage everyone to play soulslikes because they are easy, and if you beat them yourself it shows that you can push through your fear and do things

>> No.70932748

stop replying to yourself, juan, it's just sad at this point.

>> No.70932823 [DELETED] 

>>70932673
Fuck off back to /#/ already you stupid troon. Stop shitting up my thread with your numberwhore.

>> No.70932857

Friendly reminder:
>>70926069
>Do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report and rock on.

>> No.70932877 [DELETED] 

>>70932823
this thread isn't even yours, i believe you don't even watch biboo, juan

>> No.70932972

>I don't like Fauna so she's a shittier gamer than the other girls
wew
Biboo/Fauna Elden Ring coaching stream would be fun.

>> No.70932979

Dad!Biboo destroyed my PC full of cute Biboo fanart. I'm a phoneposter now, my sad reality

>> No.70933033 [DELETED] 

>numberlings came to shit up /gem/ again because their whore is getting shit numbers
Sasuga

>> No.70933070
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>>70932596
ahahaha haaaaahhhh....
optional FUHAHAHA/MUAHAHAHA at the start if it's especially kusogaki mode

>> No.70933118

>schizophrenic numbermonkey is talking to himself while playing both sides of the same argument, again

>> No.70933269

They have tons of stuff in this garage but they don't have paint, what the beep

>> No.70933320 [DELETED] 

>>70933118
>no you're the schizo!!!!
>>70930038
Go back cuckling

>> No.70933369

Would you let Beeb drive your car?

>> No.70933375

>>70933269
She ALMOST did it, dang...

>> No.70933490

>>70933369
Of course not. I love my rock but I wouldn't trust her near a car, ever. Unless I'm teaching her.

>> No.70933506

The inside of the car reminds me of Knight Rider

>> No.70933526

>>70933369
fuck no lol

>> No.70933555

>>70933369
Unsupervised? Absolutely fucking not. I value her safety.

>> No.70933607

She finally learned how to turn on the car properly, I'm so proud

>> No.70933628

>doesn't know what road flares are
She's a bit special

>> No.70933659

>>70933607
It only took her over two hours! I'm so proud of her too...

>> No.70933772
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>>70933369
Sure but that 400kg of cunny and ass is sitting in my lap while I teach her and I'm not accepting any weirder controls than Mario Karty joysticks
If it's WASD like this game or truck sim I'm not getting in anyone's backseat, Biboo or otherwise

>> No.70933822

my only gripe with this game is how long text is, look at that

>> No.70933873

For those not from the NW: That was a porcupine, not hedgehog.

>> No.70933882

>>70933369
I love this gem, but no. Absolutely not.

>> No.70933940

biboomom, I'm starting to think this isn't a racing game

>> No.70933946

>>70933369
do, my insurance premiums are high enough as it is, not because I'm a bad driver but for some reason my area has the rates jacked up.

>> No.70933951

>>70933822
Redditfags think more words=smart
like you

>> No.70933972

>You're listening to.....
>*Sound of car crash*
>*Sound of dead children*

>> No.70934008
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>>70933369
maybe like this?

>> No.70934017

>even gives the car a name that sounds like "Kaela"
dadseki just can't let her go..

>> No.70934019

>>70933972
kek

>> No.70934093

>>70934017
If Kaela was my wife and then we divorced, I wouldn't either...

>> No.70934105

>>70934008
Holy damn lmao

>> No.70934167

PUT THE CAR IN PARK BIBOO

>> No.70934227

I see the death stranding inspiration now.

>> No.70934281

It all started with a nice bonding car drive with our dad, but look what we've gotten into

>> No.70934286

>skips most of the driving so you can get back to fetch questing
Amazing

>> No.70934370

A FUCKING LEAF racial profiling.

>> No.70934398
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>> No.70934415

bib

>> No.70934451

Quebec natives do speak French biboo..
I think the rest speak Chinook Jargon.

>> No.70934493

Biboo is my favorite VA.

>> No.70934514

>so one day you can grow big and strong and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
right through the heart, biboo...

>> No.70934512

I'm impressed by he voice acting skills

>> No.70934520

>>70934451
The rest speak pajeet English or Chinese

>> No.70934595

>>70934512
She did good during that personality game too, I liked it. Her VPs are always cute, too.

>> No.70934600

>>70934281
this road trip ends with a murder suicide at a cliffside overlook, and the last thing on her mind is not us, but her ex-wife who started the downward spiral.

>> No.70934788

>>70934600
>car-ela... will you finally love me now?..

>> No.70934818

>>70933369
She wouldnt even be able to start my car let alone drive it.

>> No.70934895

uuuuuuuu

>> No.70934939

>Biboo is our dad
>Fauna is Mother Nature
THEY ARE

>> No.70934984

>>70934600
>murder suicide
>game made by troons
Lmao

>> No.70935080

>>70934939
Coworkers

>> No.70935116

HOW DOES SHE DO THIS

>> No.70935125

THE FUCKING COMEDIC TIMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE BEEP

>> No.70935126

wtf was that scripted

>> No.70935145

instant correction

>> No.70935191

Pure kino

>> No.70935207

Biboo's comedic timing is always impeccable

>> No.70935212

the brat energy on all those STOP, STOP IT, LET GOs...

>> No.70935218

My sides lmao

>> No.70935388

Why the fuck was Bijou getting botted? What, just because FWMC aren't around they need another target?

>> No.70935424

>>70935388
no one cares, go back

>> No.70935432
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CARLAAAAA

>> No.70935476

>>70935424
Plenty of people care. Worthless people need not question. The curious demand answers.

>> No.70935511

>>70935476
>>>/vt/numbers

>> No.70935569

>>70935511
Shove it up your ass, I never go there. You are an embarrassment of a human being.

>> No.70935608

>>70935569
You seem lost. Now go the fuck back.

>> No.70935652

>>70935608
Deal with it snowflake

>> No.70935702

>>70935432
foreigners manipulate images...

>> No.70935741

>this changes stuff into stuff
Wow!

>> No.70935755
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>>70935702

>> No.70935765

>>70935388
Fuck off numberling

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>>70935388
>

>> No.70935829

>>70934984
kek

>> No.70935877

>>70935755
I made this.

>> No.70935978

dang the mannequins are pretty scary

>> No.70936003

what the beep the mannikins actually chase you

>> No.70936275

A FAX MACHINE

>> No.70936386

so is this game better or worse than starfield in your opinion?

>> No.70936468

>>70936386
Better. Still makes it kinda meh. But Biboo is having fun joking around with us so this is fine.

>> No.70936568

>>70936386
The same

>> No.70936599

>>70936386
It's more inspired than Starslop.

>> No.70936607

>>70936386
Starfield was too janky for me to like it. This one is enjoyable as a comfy, mindless game. I just wish she didn't get "spoiled"? convinced? this was a horror game so she's approaching exploration too cautiously sometimes. The game also allowed her to ramp up her RP dad acting so it's good.

>> No.70936649

>>70936386
HATE NEWSPAPERS

>> No.70936672

>>70936599
LOL
LMAO
okay troon

>> No.70936690

>>70936386
I'm drifting off while watching so its boring as hell. I just hope I have some sweet Biboo dreams sleeping with her voice in the background.

>> No.70936704

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1766297869542097350

>> No.70936727

>>70936386
It isn't plagued with loading screens and meaninglessly convoluted fast travel so better I guess. "Better than Starfield" is a really low bar to be fair.

>> No.70936790

>>70936672
>defending starslop
of course Juan, the king of shit taste.

>> No.70936866

>>70936672
>imblying Bethesda isn't plagued with troons at this point
lol
lmao

>> No.70936883

>>70936704
>https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1766297869542097350
SHE'S SO CUTE! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

>> No.70936909

>>70936790
See
>>70936568

>> No.70936916

>>70936704
>"dang it! why did I miss out on such great thing?"
Cute... So cute... My heart...
>biboo later!
SO
CUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.70937002

>>70936866
Yes that's the point

>> No.70937010

>>70936386
I don't think it's particularly engaging personally, but it's less janky and the little Stalker-like blurbs about the cryptids are more interesting than whatever Starfield had that passed for a plot
Also a tiny fraction of the time/resource investment and expectations

>> No.70937042

>dad!biboo singing the nerizzler

>> No.70937050

>>70936909
honestly, though. skyrim with guns in space is just skyrim
this game at least tries something new, even if it's bad at it.

>> No.70937169

>>70937050
No it doesn't. It's shitty stalker mixed with death stranding.

>> No.70937186

>>70936704
dang it I can't afford tickets

>> No.70937191

>>70937169
how many times have you seen that.

>> No.70937246

>>70937169
Todd calm down

>> No.70937261

>>70937191
Okay you got me there

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lmao biboo

>> No.70937439

>>70936704
>Cute Biboo talking reasonably for a semi-professional announcement in one ear
>Stream Biboo (live) gremlin yelling and reading the lore in her goofy voice and then yelling more in her dad act in the other
The duality of rockunny...

>> No.70937639

lmao

>> No.70937674

I don't think this is how drunk people type Beebs

>> No.70937830

L M A O
M
A
O

>> No.70937950

>went to piss
>missed it
Dang it

>> No.70937976

Famous last words right there.

>> No.70937982

So wait, this is a roguelike? If you die... you start over? This game's way too slow for that...

>> No.70938001

>>70937950
Biboo did a Biboo thing

>> No.70938039

>>70937982
nah you can save

>> No.70938093

>>70937982
>you start over
I don't think so, I saw her game autosaving a lot of times so there should be checkpoints here and there

>> No.70938300

Biboo please, we already lost one mom.

>> No.70938427

>>70938001
Those are the best things...

>> No.70938429

PUT. THE. CAR. IN. PARK.

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>>70938429
Nyo. What are you gonna do about it, big boy?

>> No.70938538

>Somehow ended up driving through the middle of the fucking storm anyways
>Still reading shit about McDonalds or whatever in chat all the while
>Actually makes it through with a half-dead Carla
Brat...

>> No.70938571

>>70936704
Has the cutest "yayyy" in Hololive. Also has the cutest "ehe" in Hololive. It's unfair for one rock to have this much power.

>> No.70938611

The game is too damn dark all the time, I can't see shit

>> No.70938881

>>70938611
Dark is good because that's how it would be IRL

>> No.70938893

>>70938611
She made a good call bumping brightness
People are complaining but could barely see any of the stuff she was reading off the walls, don't think that's intended atmosphere

>> No.70938962

>>70938571
Agreed, she's quite stacked (not her chest)

>> No.70938988

>more story
Biboo...

>> No.70939035

It suddenly got deep as beep

>> No.70939042

>am I happy with the current state of my life?
No, Biboo. I am not...

>> No.70939051

>find yourselves!
I'm worried I'm gonna find myself in a ditch dad..

>> No.70939081

Not even remotely Biboo, but at least I get to watch you and finally play DD2

>> No.70939094

Is there actual danger in this game?
Like mutant bears or some shit

>> No.70939113

>>70939042
I am. I finally found Biboo, and every day is great.

>> No.70939180
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pebbles, this thing is pretty fucking funny

>> No.70939191

This game is boring as sin but Biboos voice makes it comfy, while I hope she doesnt play it again, if she does I will continue to just keep her on for comfy biboo voices.

>> No.70939225

>>70939180
And cute

>> No.70939229

>>70939180
don't call her a thing

>> No.70939328

ILLEGAL CHICKENS

>> No.70939363

Don't let The Man tell you how to raise your chickens biboo.

>> No.70939389

>>70939094
I assume the living beyblade enemy will beeping kill you or the car if you touch it

>> No.70939505

>>70939389
That's a porcupine.

>> No.70939508

Biboo being constantly at <40% health triggers my autism

>> No.70939552

>>70939508
Healing is for chumps

>> No.70939574

>>70939508
I menat to say <40% health

>> No.70939644

"I love trash."
~Koseki Bijou

>> No.70939654

NOW I'M MOTIVATED

>> No.70939670

>>70939644
I'm in!

>> No.70939678

THE BEEPING CHAIR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>70939574

>> No.70939770

>Riding in the backseat while Dadseki belts out Bury the Light at full volume with the windows down.
kino

>> No.70939789

biboo dad hits me when biboo mom isn't looking

>> No.70939808

>>70939770
Biboo would be a good dad...
>>70939789
mom is gone

>> No.70939868

>>70939808
yea, because of biboo's dad drinking problem and his obsession with DMC

>> No.70939902

How are perms with cap on? Could she play dd2 when it comes out?

>> No.70939932

This right here is why you need 4WD.

>> No.70939944

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

>> No.70939963

>>70939868
Look at her go. We won't get out alive from this bonding car drive but it's gonna be worth it.

>> No.70939971

>what do you do?
>I drive

>> No.70939992

>>70939902
Can have some retarded restrictions sometimes

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>>70939902
we are frendry

>> No.70940017

she's doing a really good job of making this kusoge entertaining

>1% HP
kek

>> No.70940057

>>70939902
Only during sex

>> No.70940062

>>70939902
>cap on
no cap fr fr ong

>> No.70940133

>>70939508
The universe attempted to correct her for this in real time and she actually slipped out of it somehow, this fucking kusogaki

>> No.70940192

>>70940133
She keeps getting away with it... Damn brat...

>> No.70940236

>>70940133
Woke games are extremely easy

>> No.70940287

>>70940236
there has nothing "woke" until now, retard

>> No.70940299

>I can fix her!
You couldn't fix your marriage biboo.

>> No.70940337

>>70940062
thats not how that one works

>> No.70940367

:)

>> No.70940382

:)

>> No.70940403

It's smug aura mocks me

>> No.70940412

: )

>> No.70940425

>>70940062
It’s what I get for phoneposting.

>> No.70940441

Trans

>> No.70940461

>>70940337
Do you expect me to know how to use zoomerisms?

>> No.70940544

>>70940461
It just doesn't go the other way, gramps

>> No.70940598

>>70940441
>>70940236
stop being obsessed with trannies, juan, for the love of god
Was someone in your family a fucking tranny that 41%?

>> No.70940599

>>70940544
but the skibidi toilet...

>> No.70940635

>>70940544
No one cares zoomzoom. Same way no one say "da bomb" anymore.

>> No.70940664

>>70940635
I do...

>> No.70940673

>>70940635
tons of people say "da bomb", what?

>> No.70940693

>>70940635
I asked, I care.

>> No.70940727

>>70940693
Yeah but you're samefagging

>> No.70940761

Imagine coming across someone alone in a garage shouting that he has a chainsaw and that "they won't notice if one of you is missing" to the empty air.

>> No.70940794

>your dad has social anxiety
kek

>> No.70940807

>>70940727
Yes yes, everyone is the same person. Everyone is also out there to get you. I am also living inside your walls.

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>>70940727

>> No.70940846

>>70940761
I used to live in the south that's quite normal.

>> No.70940856

mom's back

>> No.70940883

>>70940761
Just like my dad!

>> No.70940938

Kaela's one of the kids, huh...

>> No.70940951

>kaela, as a pebble, is also one of biboo's kids
we are so doomed

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>>70940761
Could be moe

>> No.70940980 [DELETED] 

>troons think cars get fixed by putting puddy and goo on them
Kek

>> No.70941004
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kaela elp

>> No.70941053

why does the goo sound so lewd

>> No.70941077

Can I buy this magic goo at walmart?

>> No.70941103

The sound effects for the garage bukkake bits are kinda intense.

>> No.70941118

>>70941053
your brain is consumed by porn. that sounds like the most cartoonish goo sound ever.

>> No.70941142

>>70941053
The car is your mom, you wouldn't goo your mom

>> No.70941171

>>70941053
>>70941103
Come on guys, there's nothing wrong with the goo sounds. It literally sounds like goo

>> No.70941177

>>70941118
yeah thats what you think until biboo is gargling your semen as you lay paralyzed in your bed that she steals too later on

>> No.70941191

>>70940980
They could at least make it believable and use duct tape.

>> No.70941259

>spray foam on your broken windows until they blast and repair themselves to 100% health
The goo was something else, but this is too much for me.

>> No.70941303

>>70940980
>>70941191
The bungee cords are on point at least.

>> No.70941351

That's a very good thing

>> No.70941376

>"I'm never getting a car. This stream has taught me that I never want a car"
>momseki weeps internally

>> No.70941427

New bread:
>>70941325
>>70941325
>>70941325

>> No.70941447

>>70941191
This car is getting hit by giant buzzsaws and ufos and other magic shit, think it's a bit less believable that tape will cut it

>> No.70941452

>>70941376
At least she won't kill anyone

>> No.70941657

Balls.

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