/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>70858578

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>70910546
SNIFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife

[Anonymous No.]

not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

If anyone here wants to come to a meetup in tokyo for holofes please let me know
space is limited but I can probably fit 1 or 2 more people in

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she doing this to us? Does she hate the fans that are in love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

Day 20! Give it up for day 20!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70910742
Ask her yourself why she is doing this.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly can't wait for fes to be over. I hope Gura comes back then.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70910742
>>70910868
>>70910943
You guys just like fucking with me dont you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70910425
What did she say about my wife?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911034
someone in chat asked if Kiara is increasing her fish knowledge to impress Gura, but that was not the case.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura told us that she was anxious about upcoming travel for fes and expo, but that was over two weeks ago, and she isn't in Japan. Last year, sthe went three times and for her third trip, she streamed on July 9th, but then was tweeting from Japan on the 12th. So she's never needed this much time to get ready for traveling before.

She hasn't tweeted or said anything since the 22nd except the obligatory holohoney collab pic from her manager. Every previous time she went to Japan, she liked a bunch of stuff on twitter almost every day.
Mori said that she'd be able to see her friends next week, and Kiara said she would take care of Gura in Japan, but she didn't plan to get there until next week. None of the other members are there yet either.
So what has she been doing, and why did she say she was so anxious about traveling if she wasn't going to be traveling for another three weeks? She didn't have to do this last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911319
She was actually talking about traveling to my place.

[Anonymous No.]

I will always remain strong for my daughterwife.
Can you manage to at least attempt to do the same?

[Anonymous No.]

I have nowhere to sleep tonight. My band friend kicked me out.

[Anonymous No.]

kiara said she wishes gura were here to see this

[Anonymous No.]

Gura quiz #1: Put Skittles in Guras preferred order

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911773
I did until I realized she doesn't even try for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911816
Wish Gura was here at all in general instead of disappearing all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911898
Please stop pretending you're a chumbie. It's gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911319
>So what has she been doing, and why did she say she was so anxious about traveling if she wasn't going to be traveling for another three weeks?
Ask her that yourself when she gets back instead of constantly asking the thread stuff like this as if anyone could answer

[Anonymous No.]

I just don't understand how she can do this all the time and not feel horrible if she even likes us a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Here comes the spam.
So what are you doing tonight, chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912084
>>70912075

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara just confirmed they will get there this weekend and that Cover doesn't want them to stream at all next week so that they can rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912084
>>70912075
>>70911919
>>70911898
>>70911319

[Anonymous No.]

>>70911279
>>70911816
thank you for the tidbits, I peeked into global to check for myself but it's a little messy right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912155
Playing WC3 customs

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912155
Im still working while thinking about how much I love my bratty sharkwife

[Anonymous No.]

No streams next week. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912194
Great, so Gura will take a well earned rest from her rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912194
Gura has barely been streaming at all. She had the lowest hours out of anyone in EN last year. She of all people doesn't need more "rest".

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912155
I'll probably arrange and clean my figures... or play osrs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912248
It's a big change from what we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912248
context seems to be 3-4 minutes ago for those with the script, cover is making everyone take it easy next week for fes kayfabe larping

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912155
I need to do the reps I’ve been procrastinating on.

[Anonymous No.]

>ask her yourself
Why does this get thrown around, as if she wasn't already getting bombarded with messages she ignores?

[Anonymous No.]

She isn't even going to talk to us while she's in Japan at all now. Cover is making them rest? That's never been a fucking thing. What are they doing this suddenly?
Why do they think their fans don't want to share these special moments with them? This actually sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912446
Makes sense. Why would you ask /ggg/ as if they know the answer? Its basically shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912478
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912446
>bombarded with messages
Proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912501
kill yourself, you subhuman refuse shit-eating fuck.
I'm so fucking upset right now. We aren't going to see her at all until she gets back now. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912585

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912478
Remember that management are the ones who enable this crap. They are also at fault for the way things have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912585
Nta but I read meditations by marcus aurelius

[ButterKittyCat No.]

>>70912585
>until she gets back now
loooooooool as she will start streaming after fes, hahahahaahahhahhahaahhahaha nice yoke bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912655
Stoicism is stupid and Marcus Aurelius was a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912655
I don't give a shit about your oshi. Follow his teachings and kill yourself, the only decision you will ever be able to make yourself, philosophy brainlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912260
kek

[Anonymous No.]

For the love of gooba stop giving these fags (You)s already. Ignore them and let them samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912726
>>70912727
I think it would help the people that are suffering from things out of their control

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912478
implying Gura would of streamed regardless

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912818
The end result of stoicism is that your life is just as bad as it would otherwise be, except you don't care because you've accepted that your life is shit. And then you kill yourself because that's what you have control over. That is the ultimate resolution of stoicism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912444
Same desu even simple things like getting a haircut I've fallen way behind on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912976
Nah man, just dont be sad. Easy as that. Gura’s actions are out of my control. Cant do anything about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912478
You actually thought she was going to stream in Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912194
So what was she anxious about 2 weeks ago? She knew she wasn't going to be traveling until this weekend.
So either Gura hasn't been doing anything, she went early to do tourism things with other people, or she lied and isn't even leaving until tonight or tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913097
>Nah man, just dont be sad.
Humans aren't robots. You are only bottling things up and tricking yourself until it unleashes all at once and you do something drastic like take your own life.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm always going to love this anxious mess of a womanchild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913256
Yes yes, you should go back to spamming gurame images like you used to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913256
Read member posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913256
If you haven't realized by now she will use ANY excuse to not stream. Of course she wasn't doing anything these past three weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys still see yourself here in 1 year? 2 years? Five?
Do you see Gura coming back?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i love gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913373
Everyone will move to /cc/ once this place is fully colonized by shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

That is why suicide rates among men are so high. We believe in things like stoicism and then one day are unable to cope anymore and snap.

[ButterKittyCat No.]

>>70913256
Are you a member? Watch her gift wrapping stream where she got stressed out and flustered just to wrap some gift for her family and prepare for the holidays, she even said she gets all scatter brain if more than 1-2 things stack up in her head at the same time. Do you think thinking about, preparing and going to JP for fes is more than 1-2 things messing with her brain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913481
Its interesting to see a shitposter respond to a shitposter like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913349
>Of course she wasn't doing anything these past three weeks.
That's naive. Of course she was doing things these past three weeks. She just won't tell us about it no matter what.
Everyone knows what's going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913097
>just dont be sad
>just eat something when you're starving
>just buy a house when you're homeless
>just stop when you're bleeding to death

[Anonymous No.]

>she's only allowed to be anxious and busy closer to the day of travel itself.
Threadshitters have amazing mental gymnastics skills.

[Anonymous No.]

I think shitposters are dumb and cute desu

[Anonymous No.]

I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913373
>Do you guys still see yourself here in 1 year? 2 years? Five?
4chan? maybe, maybe not, it's not great for my mental health, idk why I'm still here.
>Do you see Gura coming back?
like for real? No. A few times a month or week if I'm lucky? probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913340
>>70913481
>>70913627
>Last year, sthe went three times and for her third trip, she streamed on July 9th, but then was tweeting from Japan on the 12th. So she's never needed this much time to get ready for traveling before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913579
You cant control gura so theres no point in feeling sad about what she does or doesnt do. Im happy that shes still alive on this planet

[Anonymous No.]

Sametori stream on white day apparently...

[Anonymous No.]

No kiara off-colabs with Gura.
Kiara will be staying there longer than the others.
She thinks Gura will call in for her white day stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>b-but she d-did she did these things last year!
And? Never know when anxiety kicks in. Stop being retarded on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913828
>my wife cheated on me, but I'm not sad because I can't control her so there's no point in feeling sad about what she does or doesn't do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913905
>>70913918
Lame. Where da SNOT at

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913905
>>70913918
thanks kfp buds

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914000
Gura cant be controlled like a flesh wife. I’m sure you could beat the flesh wife into submission. Controlling a vtuber sounds unreasonable

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914000
Anon you can have influence on your wife or other people you know personally. You can't on someone you don't even know. Hint: this is why a streamer isn't actually your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914000
You're so delusional its hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

How can she fucking do this to us again right after taking 5 months off? It's unbelievable that she doesn't see any problem with that anymore. She even thanked us for being patient but then she disappeared again.
What the fuck happened? Why is she doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914052
I'm not kfp, but I don't dislike her either. I'm just watching because I have nothing else to do and thought she might mention more about next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914198
You should read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius anon or some Epictetus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914146
If Gura cared more about us, then she wouldn't do these things to us. The fact that she doesn't care about us enough to worry about how we feel or want to spend time with us means that it is our fault she abandons us like this. It is a direct consequence of our actions.
Unless you believe she would never like us because she has something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914325
I did. Both are retards that accepted cuckoldry.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s like all the schizos were getting nervous with all the cunny recently. Now they are coming out in full force

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914437
You assume gura is always thinking. Watch out for yourself before worrying about other people

[Anonymous No.]

>>70913828
there are many things I have no control over, and they still make me sad. my therapist told me I'm allowed to be happy, yet every time I find something that makes me happy, it gets taken away from me. Gura has been the biggest source of happiness for me in years and my first source of genuine happiness, and I don't want to live without her anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914541
If you can't read, Kiara said that there won't be any streams or off-collabs with anyone because "Cover is making them rest".
There's no hope of seeing Gura for weeks now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914520
See, your problem is that your brainrotted head just jumps to that first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914585
nta, but Gura always makes me worry. I want her to be safe, I want her to be happy, and I also want to be a source of happiness for her. I'm sad that I can't be enough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched Suzume today
it was good
I liked the girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914762
you're mad that anon revealed something awful about your real oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that time when Gura got back from her first trip and she promised she'd stream more from Japan next time, but then never did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914883
No but I remember the time when she said that she wiped her pissy cunny with her tshirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914880
Revealed his cuck fantasies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914926
I remember when she mentioned her dirty panties in the corner of her room

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914880
I just think that the stoics would help the weak minded anons here. Maybe they should start reading the bible or something instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914693
Rest from what? Sounds like fag kayfabe bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara says that she's also anxious about traveling for fes and expo, but she streamed a bunch before she had to leave and even planned a trip to Ina's house so that she could do things and spend time with her fans before she knew she wouldn't be able to stream. So did Ina, So did Mori. So did Irys. Even Mumei did.
But Gura just abandoned us again after being away for 5 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915280
Read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915311
nta. I don't care about your oshi, I care about Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't care.
She doesn't love her fans. or think "we're the best", or whatever bullshit she says.
She isn't grateful.
She's betraying us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915385
I think it would help you suffer less if you change your outlook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915280
>Even Mumei did.
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915451
She's married to me though, I go to sleep with her every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915451
This is how I feel about the dogs. I dont trust a single word they say

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/oqhtgw.gif

[Anonymous No.]

it's been 20 days already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915498
alright, link it, I'm not paying for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915503
Nice try. Mumei had rant karaoke just 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/37wckn.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915503
moom has been doing karaokes left and right, if anything she's been streaming more now that she's on her official hiatus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915597
>but she streamed a bunch before she had to leave and even planned a trip to Ina's house so that she could do things and spend time with her fans before she knew she wouldn't be able to stream.
Idk if I would count that as a bunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915503
https://holodex.net/channel/UC3n5uGu18FoCy23ggWWp8tA/
collabs:
2/28 https://youtu.be/wlKtxwDapGA
3/05 https://youtu.be/1fjdVb_vRCA
3/09 https://youtu.be/_y8oEEIZRxw

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915671
Maybe not, but at least she has a reason called college and she is active on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915592
Its free. Shits ancient

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915732
collabs are ok now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915280
>>70915451
you sisters really need to stop being terminally online

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915643
me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

You guys ever notice Gura's got a nice butt?? <3 <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915906
Collabs dont count. Shitposters would say the same thing for gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915585
Time flies when you repeat the same wretched routine every single day
In this case, being ghosted

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915732
>spend time with her fans
One stream, a call-in, and two large collabs full of advent.
Oh boy.

[GunterCat No.]

Are there any women touching themselves in the room with us here right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915993
Read Epictetus

[Anonymous No.]

ANYONE GOT SOME GURA SWIMSUIT PICS??

[GunterCat No.]

>>70916020
I'll "read" your cunny if you want, fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916045

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915906
>>70915960
For spending time with her fans? No. For the purpose of showing that she's active and doing hololive stuff? Yes.
Also, those last two are watchalongs and it wouldn't matter on which channel they were on.
But regardless, she's still been streaming on her own channel as well. So it's not like you win the argument either way.

[Anonymous No.]

[GunterCat No.]

>>70916020
Cat got your tongue, fembud? Ha! Get it?

[Anonymous No.]

Please brothers?? Just ONE Gura swimsuit pic?? T . T

[GunterCat No.]

I'll tongue your kitty if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915732
but Orcschizo will never be Gura's equal since she's a hypocrite

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916045

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916269

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916204
Collabs dont count. Shitposters would still give gura shit if all she did was collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>70915970
>One stream, a call-in, and two large collabs
Are you just pretending that she didn't do the superchat reading, an outfit reveal, two unarchived karaokes, and a collab with fauna? That's only since the 23rd.
The collabs were bonus.
I don't even like Mumei, but her fans got way more of her than we got of Gura in this time, which was literally nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought a new dining table just so i can record that fan-song for Gura

[GunterCat No.]

Oh look, a couple of png's. It's alright now fags, we can calm down. All is well in the world again.
Btw, fembud, I'll tongue your fartbox instead, if that's what you're into.

[Anonymous No.]

My chameleon enjoyed the waxworms I got him

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916429
but the deadline ended a while ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916383
Okay? But Mumei didn't just do collabs. That's the point. She's done four solo streams since the 23rd.

[Anonymous No.]

So is this a niji shitter or a liafag trying to push holo vs holo shit? Being a retard in the Gooba thread isn't going to save your dying corpo or make your literal who more relevant.

[SuckingGawrsToes No.]

>>70916484
There is no chameleon. It was all a hoax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916484
do they taste like wax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916542
I’ll take gura’s binaural asmr over all those streams moom did

[Anonymous No.]

any tips on how to masturbate better, so I can goom to my wife even harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916575
I had to google it but apparently waxworms are sweet because they only eat beeswax

[MoomsBigBenis No.]

>>70916631
Hit me up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916484
I wish my leopard gecko liked wax worms. She'll only eat mealworms and small dubias.

[SuckingGawrsToes No.]

>>70916631
With my giant, curved, ugly cock, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916742
okay, what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916555
No. If you were literate you'd see that the conversation came about because Gura stopped streaming even though no one else did except Ame who isn't streaming at all because of a break or something.
But Gura's not on a break. She just abandoned us again and it's not normal. The faggot (most likely you) was upset because it was mentioned that many of them are worried and anxious about traveling but they're still streaming. He thought he could point out that Mumei wasn't streaming and so the post was wrong. But then he was shown that he's a tourist retard that doesn't even know how to use holodex to check if he's right or not.

[GunterCat No.]

J'ai un effet sir mon penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916808
that's not masturbation, that's sex, and that's gaaay!

[Anonymous No.]

Since Gura had cyb0rseggz with me, I'm not worried at all. She is in love with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916605
I think if you'd rather have an hour long ASMR over getting to spend lots of time with Gura, then she isn't your oshi and you don't actually love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916903
she said she's been BUSY retard, didn't you get the memo

[SuckingGawrsToes No.]

>>70916971
I'll be gay for you. You know this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916399
You don't like either of them so I don't know why you're here. The guy's first statement was about how Mumei was one of the ones spending as much time as possible with her fans before fes when she's barely streamed the last 2 weeks, I was just pointing out that he was throwing out names randomly even if they didn't fit.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit slow down, you don't need to shitpost this hard. Get a hobby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916631
Go at least a week without gooming, then edge yourself for as long as you can stand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916903
Whoa sis, that's a whole lot of schizo babble that I'm not reading. Have some shork cunny for your efforts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917035
yeah, busy betraying us.

[FembudSexer No.]

I WANNA DESTROY TINY ASSHOLES AAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAÀAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY COCK WAS MADE FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916982
Guras asmr is amazing. I listen to a lot of asmrtubers yet gura’s is the only one that makes me feel great

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70917243
ITS THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME XUM BUCKETSSSSSSSSSSS I NEEED MOOOAAAR GIVE GIVE GIVE MOAR SEXXXXXXX WTFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

It feels good being a chumbie who actually pays attention to his shark wife. I have her back, and always will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70912665
>>70913481
>>70915993
>>70916071
>>70916262
>>70916345
>>70916480
>>70916960
swiss namefag is still here, using doxx and other pre-holo references as his names. And he's using multiple devices with those two names, it seems.

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70917125(me)
And think about sucking cocks twice the size of yours while you hang yourself with a belt and time your orgasm with chocking.

[Anonymous No.]

The smell of pagpag is all over the thread... You'll be a cripple too sooner or later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917125
but I feel like garbage and need my dopamine fix
>>70917464
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917056
>You don't like either of them so I don't know why you're here.
Gura is my oshi and I love her more than you ever will. I'm just not like you in that I'm not willing to put my head in the sand and pretend that everything is okay and that things are getting better when they have never been worse. You're also ESL. The "spending as much time with her fans as possible and traveling to Ina's house" obviously only applied to Kiara. The point was that multiple holos have said they are anxious about traveling, but only Gura has stopped streaming because of it.

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70917488
Nah, I'd win.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, Gura needs to rest in Japan from her current 3 week rest, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917611
Gura is very fragile in both mind and body anon. Pretty much the weakest out of all the EN girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917307
You sound feminine

[GunterCat No.]

>>70917696
Nah, she'd win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917718
The fembuds are the ones that refuse to read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917696
god, I want to manhandle this tiny woman so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70910742
I hope not and I will always love her either way, but times like this make me sometimes think she does not like us...

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70917788
FEMBUDS ARE THE ONES THAT REFUSE TO SUCK MY COCKKKKKKK WTFFFFFFF JUST FUCKING DO ITTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917542
You can have some dopamine now, or a bunch later, your pick.
Or you could try prostate stimulation maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917788
>the fembuds are the ones that refuse to embrace cuckold philosophy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917384
Its literally just the cripple going full sped.

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70917911
THEY ARE DOING THE KEKING DONT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE KEEPING ALL THE CUNNY FOR THEMSELVESSSSSSSSSSS IT ISNT FAAAAIOIERRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917934
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

Phew. Lucked out tonight. I do have some friends in high places.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917970
so you figured it out, huh? BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70918062
I CAN TRY PUTTING MY DICK IN MY OWN ASS YOUR MOVE YOU IGNORANT CUNNYHOGGER

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70917611
if she' your oshi then
-you would want her to avoid Kiara or Myth in general like the plague
-you would believe her words saying she's been BUSY and get hyped over big projects like a full-blow bday 3D live instead of bitching for absolutely NOTHING

drown yourself retard

also it's ok that JP does it https://twitter.com/nakiriayame

[Anonymous No.]

Stoicism is the opiate of weak men.

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70918234
SCHIZOPHRENIA IS THE AMFETAMINE OF THE STRONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918234
Says the guy regularly whining on an anonymous internet forum

[Darkmaze No.]

Anti's btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918225
>also it's ok that JP does it
>links ayame
when did anyone ever say what she's doing is okay, dumbbud?
Like Gura, she is also a holomen that abandoned her fans. But I suggest you go find out the reason why. Maybe it will give you some perspective and make you understand why some people are worried. Start with what happened Christmas 2019.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I think the swiss namefag is finally off his meds. It's rough, because I figured they have free healthcare there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918417
MY OSHI IS BACK, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GunterCat No.]

>>70918520
Wait it's supposed to be free?

[Anonymous No.]

The shitposting is real weird today

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918438
She receives much less hate comments and that leads to the only conclusion that people are just jealous of Gura, it has been all about numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918438
but Gura joined hololive in 2020?

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70918590
WHATS WEIRD IS THAT MY DICK IS TOO BIG FOR MY OWN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT IS THIS SHITTTTTTT IT ISN'T FAAOIIIRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918600
Success breeds jealousy

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm sure she hasn't been doing anything that would make us sad.
>I'm sure she's been in Japan this whole time even though Kiara said they're all going there this weekend.
>I'm sure she's by herself. She's probably very lonely and thinking about us, even though she won't even login to her account.
>I'm sure she'll stream regularly when she gets back and tell us everything that happened.
>I'm sure she'll share her idol journey with us in Japan and won't forget about us.
Did I miss any?

[Darkmaze No.]

>>70918554
L+ratio+touch grass
Your not a real fan of Gura
Your just a anti

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70918768
IM JEALOUS CUZ I WANT TO BREEEEEEEDDDDDDD LET ME BREEEEEEDD YOU FEMBUD

[FembudSexer No.]

>>70918600
ITS ABOUT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I GET TO STICK MY DICK IN FEMBUD ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918781
You seem upset cripple. What happened to taking your meds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918866
YES, YEEEEEES, GOD DAMN I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, BUDDY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918590
I think hey broke because they just can't defeat Gura's chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918781
Those seem reasonable to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70918781
you've been doing this for three years now. And not fucking once have you convinced a single person to hate Gura. How does that make you feel? You ARE failure.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wait what you guys have a cripple here lmaoooooo ennacuck in /#/ has competition

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919318
Nah, I'd win.

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't she just ztream? Seems like that would fix everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Did not read the thread but one fucking week left chumbies!

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget that europoors lost to a bunch of farmers. God bless those retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919076
You know, I've kind of always thought the cripple never existed. That post by him in global back then was made around the time when Gura was starting to slow down her streaming hours and "chumjoker's fruition" was openly being discussed again because of something that happened on twitch and during a wrestling stream. It's when anti posts were at their peak. But I find it hard to believe that someone would stay here all this time for the sole purpose of trolling chumbuds even if he were paralyzed. And why would he admit to doing it when he knew that there were chumbuds in global back then as well? It seems like a ridiculous scenario invented by a schizo for the sole purpose of creating an artificial bogeyman for this thread to use in order to dismiss anything said that someone doesn't like.
If I'm right, then it worked really well though, and I don't expect it to stop, but I've never really believed it, personally. Just wanted to throw that out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919622
qrd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919622
Never forget that Americans are descendants of euros. They just moved there with a couple of settlers and started fucking each other and their sisters. It really didn't work out well for the gene pool. It's a small miracle that it turned out as well as it did, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

My elite friend is paying for a hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919728
he's probably referring to the farmer's strike in places like France and Belgium.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919817
I'd take the boat to a new continent to have sex with my sister...

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919817
They need millions of Muslims to migrate there and "enrich" the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919484
she's "busy" with "something"

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Goob ebening retards

[Anonymous No.]

This hurts more than it did during October and November.
I don't really understand why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70916769
Wax worms are pretty fatty anyway. Its good that yours eats pretty healthy

[Anonymous No.]

يحتاج جورا إلى ارتداء خيمة مثل سيدة شابة مناسبة.
https://youtu.be/n06T60N4H2c?si=nfXvaei87j6NgusR

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

[Anonymous No.]

>>70914601
It is cool that you get to experience what normies go through when their chick leaves them (assuming you’re a wizard).
Once you get a taste of bliss and then have it torn away from you, that’s where the real fun begins. Every normie male goes through it. Some cope by finding a new girl to fuck on (rebound relationship). Some cope by sucking on the business end of a shotgun.
But there are few who surpass the cope and understand how to love themselves. To appreciate and love yourself so much - then you a truly free. This ideology I speak of shares some qualities similar to MGTOW, but don’t confuse the two. Cuz that shits gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70920838
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>70920516
What's weird is she used to enjoy them as a treat every now and then when she was smaller. Still loves having a hornworm every few weeks though.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919817
No, if you were a man who settled in America and wanted to marry, you would list your info in a catalog that would be published in Europe. Women or their parents would then correspond with you until you both agreed to marry. You would have to pay for your bride's trip across the Atlantic as well as her escort such as her father or brother who would meet you, make sure everything is in order, and then give the bride away at the wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70921015
Same thing happened to my chameleon. He wont eat dubias in particular anymore. Luckily my leopard gecko eats dubias and everything else that my chameleon doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

a hololive highlight for gura I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919713
cripple spotted

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70923147
ice cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>70921735
Yeah dubias have been a life saver for me. Tried breeding crickets for the longest time but just couldn't get anything to happen. Finally got my hands on some dubias and now I got enough to feed her and the rest of my critters. Helps that they don't smell like shit either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70923147
Ye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70923147
Always.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss Gura

i hope she is okay

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think this will be the last holofes gawr gura participates in?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

do you think gura is jealous because aqua got to meet kirito

[Anonymous No.]

>>70925628
lol, she probably doesn't even know who that is and I don't either

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wife soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919838
how is that a loss? the people sided with the farmers against the government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70919992
samen

[Anonymous No.]

Child

[Anonymous No.]

>>70920838
I hope I'll find out how to love myself some day. people keep telling me that that's supposed to be the default, but I have no idea how, that concept is completely alien to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I love little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

they make me feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>70927240
nta, on the one hand I totally agree, on the other hand you need to remember that if he is himself a Europoor LARPing as an AmeriGOD (many such cases), then he is probably a victim of a particular kind of modernist mental illness where they frame the government and state as being defined as "the people" and the actual people as being the *enemy* of the people for reasons going back to the work of "enlightenment" scholars
Basically, bear in mind cultural differences when doing translation, otherwise how could we ever hope to connect the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>70927466
>people keep telling me that that's supposed to be the default
The real mindfuck is being around religious people that tell you to "love your neighbor as yourself" when you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70927970
yeah, I found that funny since I was in 5th grade. "so you want me to attack my neighbor?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>70927970
>>70928256
It means that you should treat others like you want to be treated yourself, obviously. I swear, people always just try to be as difficult as possible to shit on Christianity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70928717
and I want to be killed, but that's not going to happen in the near future, some day maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody here cares about Gura anymore huh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70928717
>people always just try to be as difficult as possible to shit on Christianity
Considering I am one, I think you're failing to understand the point. It's literally cited as one of the two things you must do spoken by Christ Himself. It means exactly what it says, and it's pretty damn confusing as an abstract ethic when you don't love yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929110
My name is Nobody Here. Thank you for noticing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929180

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929158

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I would casually date Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70927240
>>70919838
Americans were the farmers

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929110
like oshi like fanbase :3

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I would competitively date Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929522
This is really cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I overslept, did she stream today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929063
Except you want that because you believe, probably self consciously, you weren’t treated in a way you deserved. And before you spout what you believe it to be that’s incorrect. If you’ve always thought this naturally, you’d be crazy for one and, you would’ve acted on it as a kid before the idea of self preservation kicked in

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929612
yeah, she used one of those exercise balls that bounce and shit. it was hot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929162
You don’t have to love yourself to treat others how you want to be treated.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure why, but my laptop's wifi adapter started disconnecting from the wifi with merely minutes of use and causing my laptop to freeze. All I did was open it up from the back, blow on the components, and shake it a bit. It's been 30 minutes so far and everything's normal again.

[Anonymous No.]

you all should read pectineus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70930051
All I get are pictures of muscles

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I dreamt of Gura tonight; i walked out of my RV straight into a parkinglot where 4'000'000 Gura stood in a grid pattern vid another Gura holding a Katana right behind them, when i walked over 1 Gura raised the sword and split the Gura infront from head to butt, then i walked to another Gura and the same thing happen, it was very disturbing, i ran away in distress causing over 1'000'000 Gura deaths

[Anonymous No.]

That discussion didn't even seem that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929649
of course, I only think this way because of a traumatic event and continuous negative events

[Anonymous No.]

Not gonna lie to you, I really love my shark wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Am i the only one that thinks Gura is cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70930297
Remember when we talked about doing reps? Remember when we had earnest discussion about living life and grappling with emotions? Yeah, nah, none of that now. Just post the same art day after day, hope the ritualposters don't lose their minds, and wait for Gura to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

How do holomembers travel between Cover hq/studio and their place of living? I hope cover offer them private chauffeuring services, with all the schitzos and stalkers, surely they don't take public transport? Especially not after the Kobo incident? I am genuinely worried about them, it is insane how parasocial people have become

[Anonymous No.]

>>70930454
Interestingly enough for the most part only 4 traumatic events increase the likelihood of a suicide attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

hey DuDuL if you're here can you draw Gura art in the outfit from this video?
https://twitter.com/_CASTSTATION/status/1755177189879021939

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932398
Shouu already did

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932398
>https://twitter.com/_CASTSTATION/status/1755177189879021939
My wife is not a playboy whore, get out of here idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932398
RELEASE THE LEWDS

[Anonymous No.]

When will Gura play Helldivers 2?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think my shark will be okay if I leave her like this for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932875
never, no one will, sony perms

[Anonymous No.]

where is she

[Anonymous No.]

>>70933699
here i am

[Anonymous No.]

>>70933699
did you not pay attention?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932973
tell sony to give perms or suffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932973
but I want to see Gura fight for democracy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932549
please stop defending your wife's honor when you know she loves that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hunting for a big cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70934463
yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932973
It really is criminal how absolute shit Cover is with perms. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70932973
>>70934011
Sony is a publisher they would have to talk with Arrowhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70934870
They seem to be selectively shitty. On more than one occasion a game Gura asked for only got permission when asked by Mori. For example the Choo Choo Charley, the pizza game, and one other fotm shit. Interestingly enough Gura like Pekora has an eye for what will become fotm. Then there was the homos debut where 2 games that Fauna and Kronii were told probably wouldn’t be possible for over a year randomly became possible. Their gay fans wanted it to be known it was due to them as well

[Anonymous No.]

uhm why am i getting little girls lets plays on my feed

[Anonymous No.]

>>70935481
I wonder if it's deliberate at times. Or maybe it works for Mori because she can speak Japanese and influence more decision-makers than EOP Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are chumbuds still here despite being abandoned by their oshi?
Why do they refuse to accept that their oshis have moved on, while other fans happily follow their new oshis without any hesitation or regrets?
Why is it so hard for them to let go and find a new passion in life?
These questions plague me every time I encounter a stubborn chumbud who refuses to acknowledge reality. It's as if they're trapped in an endless cycle of denial, unable to break free from the past and embrace the present. And yet, I can't help but feel sorry for them, knowing how much pain they must be going through deep down inside. Donald Trump's cumshot does, boy oh boy will they get what's coming to them! Muahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70935064
In such cases the publisher is the one that decides.
Sony won't allow holomen to play bloodborne or demon's souls even though they're just the publisher and fromsoftware is the developer. They only allow nijis to play them.
All the other souls games were published by bandainamco and they're allowed to play them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70935598
I got one of those a while back and didn't watch it for more than a few seconds. I checked it a few months later and the channel was deleted. Smart kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936002
>bought a gura nendo
>finally about to try putting it in my ass
>fucking nervous
I know I've been saying this a lot lately, but fuck. Nendo is going to be the death of me.
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What the fuck are you doing? You can't just shove that thing up your ass like that! What if you break her or something?
You really think she wouldn't want you to put her in your ass? She wants to feel close to you, even when you're apart. It might hurt a little at first, but you need to trust her and go through with it. Besides, she has a hole specifically for that purpose. It would be rude not to use it.
Goddamn you're right. Fine, I'll do it. But if anything happens to Gura...
No promises, anon. Just remember that love always comes with risks. Now get on with it already. We all want to see how this turns out.
Okay, okay. Jeez. I'm getting dressed now.
Good luck, anon. Make sure to tell us how it goes. And don't forget to take lots of pictures!
Thanks, guys. Wish me luck.
Love you too, buddy. Good luck with everything.
Anon... please be careful.
I love you too, Gura. Don't worry. I'll make sure nothing happens to me.
Alright, here goes nothing. I hope Gura will forgive me if things go wrong...
Gura doesn't care what happens as long as you're happy and enjoying yourself. Now stop stalling and get on with it!
Oh, alright. Here goes nothing.
Uh... Gura? Can you hear me?
Of course I can, dummy! Why do you think I told you to talk to me while you did this? I wanna hear every moan and groan!
Oh, uh... well then. Okay, here we go.
God dammit, why does it have to hurt so much?
It's supposed to hurt a bit, but only at first. The pain will fade soon enough. Trust me, G.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936023
however, they did allow a couple JPs to play the Demon's souls remake, but that was over a year ago and they only allowed them to play it for a short time, probably as some sort of deal.
Sony is an investor in Nijisanji and that's why they don't allow holos to play their games when they want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936023
>Sekiro, Elden ring, Dark souls
Bloodborne and Demon souls however is owned by Sony. If it’s owned by Sony yea they have to ask but they don’t own Hell Divers

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936215
but remember frens Sony are the good guys and MSFT is le evil and tendo is god

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936448
Sekiro, Elden Ring, and Dark Souls are not even published by Sony. They're published by Bandai Namco, or in Sekiro's case in the West, Activision for some reason.
But you're right. I believe that part of Sony's publishing deal with FromSoftware for Demon's souls and Bloodborne were full ownership of the titles,
I think it's possible that Sony has final say as part of their deal with Arrowhead, but who knows? Unlike Bloodborne and Demon's souls, Helldivers 2 was also released on PC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936806
microsoft is cool they pay me money to use their products

[Anonymous No.]

>>70937349
eh? how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70936806
Sony turned evil the second they moved the headquarters to California and the new California head of Sony Entertainment shut down Japan Studios. I hope they all get a bullet in their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70937442
rewards program

[Anonymous No.]

>>70937581
how much do they pay and can anyone do it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70937892
not much at all and probably not

[Anonymous No.]

https://litter.catbox.moe/eeviwc.jpg
this but with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I wish someone would make all this make sense and tell me why Gura is doing this to us. Why does she go silent like this? How much effort could it possibly take to just talk to us once in a while?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

All the other holos talk with their fans all the time. Why doesn't she? It really feels like she just doesn't want anything to do with us.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70938260
>Why does she go silent like this?
When the lockdowns ended foreign workers were cleared for travel to Japan. Gura is now able to pursue the idol/music aspect of her job. We're not part of her work/life balance right now I guess. Thousands of people hang on her every word including people that are so emotionally attached she could hurt them by accident. She's not exactly someone that handles social pressure well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70937450
California definitely ruined Sony but that’s only on the back end. Every “issue” with Sony currently is actually unrelated to Sony. When you actually look at their catalog it seems to entirely be self inflicted by the developers. They don’t force any developers to add or remove anything which personally I view as the problem. You can look at Nintendo and see they are very controlling and won’t let you fuck with their money. While Microsoft is throwing shit at the wall hoping something sticks. In the end, solely in the gaming section, Microsoft and Sony are losing ground as well as money versus Nintendo doing the best in the biz. All on one platform crazy enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70938901
It hurts more when she says nothing than anything she could ever say.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't bother with them, nothing will get through.

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura wants to be dominated, then why did she make her fan representation so small and cute? Does that mean she doesn't feel that way about her fans?
Then again, there's the muscle ebi, who's bigger than the others and chased her for her 3D showcase. That seems to be the thing she likes, but they're rare or maybe there's just only one.
Third year badge should be muscle ebi. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70938584
that's me swimming inside Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>70939510
I like the muscle ebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70939510

[Anonymous No.]

>>70939510
>>70939593
same desu I must train even harder to fully represent the muscle ebi

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife..

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever the third badge is at this point, do you realize that if she releases it in April when she comes back, you'll only get to have it for 6 months before she has to make a 4th year badge? It feels kind of shit that whatever badge she's making, the longer you've supported her, the less time you'll have with it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm already the strongest chumbud. I'm mean just look at all of the weak competition.
Her heart is as good as mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940036
In your dreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940036
I don't think her heart belongs to any chumbud, and I don't think it ever will.
Just look at how often she disappears. Clearly her heart belongs elsewhere, and not to any of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940036
I'm the strongest ebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940228
No, I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940194
Sorry, it belongs to me already

[Anonymous No.]

>us
You can stop pretending now ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940276
No me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940194
>Thinks greys matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940391
when did I mention anything about grays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940036
>>70940228
>>70940276
>>70940307
>>70940316
>>70940323

[Anonymous No.]

You think she's gonna actually record her 3d live for this year (look at Promise, they're all getting one) while she's in Japan or she goes again in 2 months and preps for 1 month to travel

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940960
Yeah, and also she will be in a lot of other 3D as guest

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940960
Who can say Cover has never made sense

[Anonymous No.]

Goob

[Anonymous No.]

>>70942337
I like this gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>70942337
My wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70940036
Not while I still breath fuckboi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70929246
can we have a split for Gura AI art, where people can post all the AI art over there, and not here?