[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 419 KB, 1536x2048, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900451 No.70900451 [Reply] [Original]

A man points a gun at you and is moments from firing. You have two choices: You can take the bullet, or the last vtuber you watched takes the bullet for you.
If you chose the second option, who is it? Or will you risk your life for your oshi?
The last vtuber I watched was IRyS. I like IRyS... but not enough to die for her.

>> No.70900609

>>70900451
I don't watch vtubers
Does xqc count

>> No.70900635

>>70900609
XQC would be getting shot. Hopefully multiple times.

>> No.70900652
File: 630 KB, 1113x676, 1686577236607026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900652

to protect this smile

>> No.70900683

>>70900451
I want to die. Regardless of who’s the second person, I’ll take the bullet.

>> No.70900713

Sorry Pippa. I'm only watching you because Fuwamoco are moving. You understand

>> No.70900714

>>70900652
Now post Ricu.
That's her name, right?

>> No.70900731
File: 289 KB, 1433x2048, EhsUppTUYAUDaZm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900731

>>70900451
The baby must live, so I guess I'll die.

>> No.70900812

I happened to watch kronii last night but I don't keep up with her. if her fans made a good case I would maybe die for her since my life is worthless, but otherwise I'd rather keep living even if I'm just sitting around on 4chan doing nothing.

>> No.70900823
File: 448 KB, 1400x1800, 1703463865777454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900823

>>70900451
Coni deserves to live way more than me, so I'll take the bullet.

>> No.70900828
File: 772 KB, 2394x4093, 123576815.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70900828

Guess we're having duck roast for dinner tonight.

>> No.70900836

>>70900451
is this some kind of reverse psychology to trick me into watching mori?

>> No.70900875

>>70900836
No one mentioned Mori, schizo.

>> No.70900919

>>70900875
you didn't get anon's joke. sorry for your loss.

>> No.70900944

>>70900919
Is the joke that he's a mindbroken schizo?

>> No.70900993

>>70900919
>>70900836
Nigga you type the exact same. Who are you trying to fool?

>> No.70901053
File: 84 KB, 1080x342, Screenshot_20240308_092108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70901053

>>70900944
>>70900993
the joke is that he would watch more mori so killing the vtuber in OPs question is an easy choice. I would ask if you failed English class but you probably never took it.

>> No.70901148

>>70901053
>he
You mean you.

>> No.70901313

>>70900451
Literally some random I'd been raided into while asleep. I already can't remember her name, someone from V&U. So RIP I guess.

>> No.70901321

>>70900451
Thankfully my oshi doesn't stream. I watched a bit of the Nerissa/Zeta collab so yeah I would either of those two take the bullet lol. .

>> No.70903211

>>70900451
heh, die bitch

>> No.70905582

>>70900609
>xqc
What's that?

>> No.70906014

>>70900451
*opens my phone in slow-mo and frantically opens a Doki stream then lets him pull the trigger with a huge smile on my face at the amazing public service I've just done for everyone*

>> No.70906072

>>70900451
>Mori
I take the gun from him and shoot her myself.

>> No.70906493

>>70900451
last vtuber i watched was nuxtako
so.. yeah, he takes the bullet

>> No.70907541

>>70900451
Vtubers aren't real unless you're talking about their roommates taking the shot

>> No.70907906

>>70906014
Sorry, too late sister, Vox is now dead because of you...

>> No.70908128

>>70907906
nah it'd actually be IRyS which is a damn shame. I'd take a bullet for her, if I couldn't make Doki take one for me in time

>> No.70909555

>>70900451
I opened Kiara's stream by mistake, so I'm not rising my life for her. Not even for my oshi I would die

>> No.70909864

>>70900451
the last vtuber stream I tuned into was takotori... I would probably take the bullet for Kiara to be honest, even if it's a cuck thing to do and she doesn't appreciate me for it. But hopefully there's a decent chance the bullet is nonlethal...

>> No.70912699

>>70900451
So if it's "the last vtuber you watched", I can theoretically assassinate any chuuba just by opening one of their videos before the guy pulls the trigger?

Enna then. Let's stir up the NijiEN shitstorm a little more.

>> No.70913137

>>70909864
Some people are like 50 Cent and can take twenty bullets without lasting harm... but most people are dead in one.

>> No.70913836

>>70900609
>I don't watch vtubers
So why are you here? Honest question.

>> No.70914077

>>70913836
Not him but for me it’s like going to the zoo to watch schizos.

>> No.70914295

>>70913137
Not necessarily, it depends a lot on where the bullet hits and how quickly treatment is administered. A single gunshot wound usually won't do immediately fatal and irreversible damage unless it's to the head. If the victim gets treatment immediately, gunshot wounds are pretty survivable

>> No.70918486
File: 117 KB, 1350x1500, 1709041205497300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70918486

I run into military installations every day and take heavy fire from recruits training so I can build up immunity to stronger bullets.
I am now more bullet than man.
I cannot be stopped.

>> No.70918617

>>70914295
You do know you have arteries, right?

>> No.70919113

I take the hit for Fubuki. She's my friend after all. A small Japanese woman would certainly be killed, my chance of survival is a bit higher.

>> No.70919781

>>70901053
You aren't fluent in English, so it's especially inappropriate for you to be this pretentious.

>> No.70921772

>>70900823
Sexo!

>> No.70921891

>>70913836
At least half of the people here don't watch vtubers, anon.

>> No.70922167

uh... does music videos count? I hope not, because 4 VTubers taking a bullet each is too much, but I just like myself way more.

>> No.70926100

>>70900451
?

>> No.70926207

>>70900451
If you had asked me a few months back I would say yes without hesitation, now I'm not so sure, almost everyone is shit.

>> No.70931677

>>70900451
same

>> No.70935833

>>70900451
please just kill me

>> No.70939880

>>70900451
The last vtuber I watched was Shimada Tiger, she would probably catch the bullet in her teeth and spit it out even if I stepped in front of her

>> No.70944061

>>70900652
We failed to do so

>> No.70944148

>>70913836
>on /vt/
>expect people to watch vtubers
i dont even watch clips

>> No.70944215
File: 3.78 MB, 800x450, 1687046665945267.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70944215

Vspo had to lose one sooner or later, shame it had to be this sex demon though.

>> No.70944365

>>70900451
Biboo was the last girl I watched, she's not even my oshi I'd just take the bullet cuz I don't mind dying.

>> No.70944442

>>70900451
Rosemi
Sorry wose, but i watched you on a whim

>> No.70944590
File: 570 KB, 1500x1500, 1709880836946367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70944590

>>70944442
Don't worry homie, I've got this

>> No.70944770
File: 351 KB, 617x652, 1687781639185919.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70944770

>> No.70944877

>>70944590
That left arm is fucking me up

>> No.70945969

>>70913836
I just love drama. And this is the best drama board that doesn't actually remind me the world sucks.

>> No.70946293

>>70900451
I was gonna say I'd take hhe bullet for Fauna, but then I remembered we raided into Bijou's stream. And I was gonna still say I'd take it, but then I remembered that she's a 10+ on the Mohs Scale and could easily tank the shot.

>> No.70948205

>>70900451
kronii ... and she takes the bullet, because she collabs with males

>> No.70953426

>>70900652
Thats a good answer

>> No.70954385

>>70900451
>kronii
lol get fucked bro

>> No.70954478

>>70944877
what in the FUCK, Hunchback of Rosemie Dame

>> No.70955073

>>70900451
I just tuned into the niji EN girls collab to check their numbers.. WIN WIN!

>> No.70955110

>>70900451
Oh this is too easy. Kill me. Sweet release.

>> No.70956012
File: 1.57 MB, 1280x899, chloe your life is important.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70956012

>>70900451
Even in the face of apocalypse, never sacrifice.

>> No.70958662

>>70900823
cute feet

>> No.70960576

>>70900451
Do they know I'll take the bullet? literally all that matters desu

>> No.70960813

>>70900451
what does take a bullet mean? like up my butt? or I get to put one up a vtuber's butt? could we share?

>> No.70962092
File: 115 KB, 400x400, 1648433578975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70962092

>Have Roboco as a oshi
>She takes the bullet before you can even react
>Bullet riccocets off her drop forged steel forhead
>Hits your shooter in his squishy meat forhead
>You now inheareted your shooters wallet and gun
>You take your pon bot guardian out for dinner and sent her a aka supa later as a thank you.

Robosa's got it good.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action