/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

I love this thing

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[Anonymous No.]

>>70843548
Orgies with only one girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Gangbang'd by 5 men

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>>70843672
QRD? Seems excessive even for a twitch whore.

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What are the rumors?

[Anonymous No.]

Hard pass. Keep that slop shit white woman to yourself.

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>>70843672
All me btw

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>>70843769
She was playing Mario Kart or whatever it was with 5 guys so now this board thinks she had sex with all of them.

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>>70843855
she once said the n-word on stream while rhyming about biden and allegedly had intimate relations with five guys simultaneously in a hotel room

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>>70844046
On stream, or IRL bullshit?

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>>70844119
Her roommate walked in on her at a con

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>>70843891
hard smash. Go white girl go white girl go!

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>>70844169
>roomate
The hell? When was talking about roommates okay on this board, and why the hell would a convention have private rooms? Sounds like feeding grounds for predators. Not even the XXX conventions I attend have private rooms specifically to avoid this type of bullshit. Nerds are some sick fucks.

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>>70843548
5 guys

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>>70843769
She went to a convention with one of her friends, and the friend walked in on her sitting in bed with five random guys.

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>>70843769
roommate walked in on her with 5 guys and proceeded to immediately throw up, you figure out the rest

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>>70844046
She was at a hotel and told her friend not to come back to her room. Her friend didn't saw the message and and when she arrived she was sitting on the bed with 5 other strangers. Her friend's a vtuber and talked about it on stream.

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>>70844560
Disgusting. I hope she has her prostitution ring license revoked for such sloppy work. One more fuck up like this, and comic/vtuber conventions will be exposed as epstein island part 2 and the streets will riot for justice on these sick lawless fucks.

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>>70843548

Goldfish is lovable (psychotic).

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>>70843548
The weirdest part about the "5 guys" situation is that instead of ignoring/dismissing or explaining the situation, she went for "yeah I'm a con slut, I get gangbanged by strangers, so what" option. I know that women can be retarded, but who in their right mind would WANT to be known as "the con slut"? It's like the only thing she's known for, other than the joe biden clip.

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>>70844046
I have never once invited strangers to my bedroom to play Mario games with.

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>>70845424
I think she went that route because by joking about the situation she probably thought that was the best way to make people think nothing bad happened. If she denied it or stayed silent then more people might think she fucked the dudes.

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>>70845424
She wanted to play it off as a joke because she's a wannabe-shitposter kind of vtuber

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>>70845424
Jokes on you, Twitch audience is into it

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>>70844376
It was another vtuber that was staying in the same hotel room as her and talked about it on stream.

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>>70845424
It's the only reason most people even know her, might as well lean into it.

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>>70845731
What a lame bitch.

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>>70845646
>>70845731
Well, it backfired at the end seeing how she's known as "the 5 guys chick".
>>70845803
Kissless virgins want a crumb of coochie that pretends to be available, no shit.

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>>70844376
Conventions are held at hotels, you fucking sperg

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>>70843548
plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

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>>70845935
It's better than being known as the girl who said nigger on stream, so I'm sure she's fine with it

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>>70843548
Weak bitch

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>>70843548
joe biden...

[Anonymous No.]

I was the 6th guy

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>>70843548
Selfish bitch

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>>70843548
same

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>>70845990
Actually...that does make sense, given the state of the industry.

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>>70845990
Wanna see me say nigger on stream?
Wanna see me do it again?

[Anonymous No.]

Mari owes me sex

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I want to gangbang Mari with everyone in this thread except the janny.

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The question is, is she going to offkai again this year? And if so what's the cost to gain access to her? I want to play "Mario Party" with her too.

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I want mari to be my relief living comfort onahole while I game.

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>case in point
Fuck's sake guys, have some self-respect.

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>>70846190
More vtubers should say nigger on stream. Its like the secret ingredient.

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GEORGE WASHINGTON

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Does the average /vt/ anon truly believe reclusive Sonic fan weeb girls go to cons to have a train run on them?

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>>70846820
Do cons really have hotel rooms?

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>>70845424
Where can one find these con sluts?

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>>70846820
>reclusive
>attention hungry streamer
You eat raw horshit they call cake too?

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>>70846820
Yes, unironically.

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>>70846870
Cons are literally held at hotels

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>>70846944
So is epstein island.

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>>70846927
>has trouble socializing IRL
>makes up for it socializing online
Same thing as you posting a retarded and inflammatory reply to my post, hoping to be bathed in my sweet, sweet attention.

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>>70846820
I mean, yeah, con seems like the perfect place for that sort of person to cut loose.

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>>70847099
¿Epstein island is inside a hotel?

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>>70846883
Take a wild guess.

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>>70847137
You do realize that online exists IRL right?

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HOES RIDIN

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>>70846820
No, but it's pretty hot to imagine

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>>70846820
>he fell for the "shy socially awkward weeb" persona

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>>70846820
plapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplapplap

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>>70847223
ok how does one identify and approach a conslut?

[Anonymous No.]

please stop posting mari on /vt/ it's my and 1000 other people's little cringe secret that I don't want you people in on

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>>70845424
I wish she really was that big of a slut, I would go to tuber cons then.

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>>70847473
skill issue

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Everyone please give her one paid sub this month.
She's 2/3 months for Partner Plus.

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>>70847577
Not paying for condoms.

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>>70847693
Don't worry, we don't use those

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>>70847398
Oh, you meant that. Find a chick with unnatural (dyed) hair color, dressed provocatively, and not with dudes already hanging out with her. That's not a guarantee, but very likely that she came there to get her back blown. Start with small talk, if she's wearing cosplay that you recognize, ask about it. If you're lucky, she's at least an ironic weeb, which could be used to steer the conversation. Hang out with her, take her to see stuff at the con. After you get to know each other a little, get drinks (or have some ready in your room), and invite her to your room. Since she came to the con to fuck, no further encouragement should be necessary. (obviously take care of the personal basics like hygiene and looks beforehand)

[Anonymous No.]

People still unironically believe in the 5 guys rrat.
Damn vtuber watchers are brainless.

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>>70847804
Hi mari, you have only yourself to blame for your reputation.

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>>70847804
>vt
>vtuber watchers

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>>70847907
I don't think any vtuber worries about their reputation on /vt/

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>>70847804
you're dumb if you think this is a bad thing. I like Mari even more now cause of this and I think it's hot

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>>70847789
Thanks for the advice anon

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>>70847804
The only shit these people watch is Twitch and porn

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>>70843769
her friend had too much dank lettuce and walked into a room, seeing Mari Mari with five guys playing Mario Kart, and then said things while still high af
The result was a hilarious meme

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>>70843548
gross whore

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>>70847804
Hey, at least it's interesting, unlike the daily holo vs niji console war.

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>>70848499
Yep, mari just texted her friend to say "DONT COME INTO THE ROOM WITHOUT TELLING ME" and then they were changing the bed sheets for no reason. Just a standard Mario Party session with 5 dudes and 1 girl.

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>>70848677
It wasn't 5 men

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>>70848781
why lie?

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>>70848874
you didn't even watch the stoned girl talk about it did you catalogfag

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>>70846820
Yes, weebs are unhinged. Even more so for women.

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>>70848939
Did you? fucking retard

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>>70846820
Anon its is very easy for women to get sex, you could be an obese hambeast that smells like 2 day old sweat and you could have a line of dudes ready to fuck.

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>>70845424
She grew a lot from leaning into it. Anyone who gets gangbanged probably doesn't care about being called a whore by internet strangers.

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>>70847354
She got a VTuber boyfriend online that is pretty on brand for a shy socially awkward weeb.

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>>70845424
>>70845646
>>70845731
>people try to hurt you with their newest rrat
>embrace it instead
Don't make this more complicated than it is.

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>>70847577
Banned from twitch so my sub got canalled... sorry fellow fincel.

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>>70849294
Why would you want to embrace being known as the vtuber who got a train ran on them at con?

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>>70848277
Just don't be nervous. She's there to get laid, but she can't just spread her legs and wait for dicks. Approach her with a smile, compliment her looks, and strike up a conversation. Don't be afraid to comment on her looking hot, since that was the whole point of why she dressed up like that. You both know the real reason you're doing this song and dance, but it's a necessary ritual. Now if she tries to get you to spend money on her whims, don't. Stand your ground. If that's what it takes for her to lose interest in you, she wasn't looking to get laid, she was just looking for a retarded simp to buy shit for her. Don't be discouraged, disengage and find a new target. Once you've got the conversation going, start slowly exploring the boundaries for flirting and tactile contact. Don't rush it, make it look natural and nonchalant. A pat on the shoulder here, an innocent innuendo there, that sort of thing. If she's comfortable with the surface-level stuff, take her hand, brush "hair" off her thigh, compliment her tits/ass, etc. You'd know when she's ready when she's starting to respond in kind. That's when you invite her. Don't just drink, watch a movie together while you're drinking or something like that. And talk to her, comment on what you're doing/watching, joke, don't let her get bored and lose interest at the last moment. Keep up the tactile contact too, wrap your arm around her, let her rest her head on your shoulder, etc. Don't get blind drunk, drink just enough to lower inhibitions. Things should flow naturally from there. It's corny, but during that final stretch before sex let your instincts tell you what to do and how to act.

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>>70849149
Anon, this isn't about whether she could get five dudes to fuck her (most women could), this is about whether that sort of woman wants five guys fucking her, taking into account that more outgoing women than her are rarely down to have five dudes fucking them.
I think you may be too socially retarded to ever fit into society.

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>>70849400
>no such thing as bad publicity

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>>70848008
>vtubers are mentally stable
>vtubers aren't vanity searching sluts
>vtubers aren't terminally online
>vtubers aren't /here/
Lol. Lmao even.

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>>70849598
>my shitposts are very important
lmao

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I don't get why people are so mad getting fucked by 5 guys is hot did it before.

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>>70843548
Oh shit its 5 guys

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>>70846159
That's the fastest I've seen her speak.

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>>70849754
That's what makes it funnier.

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>>70843548
JOE BIDEN

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>>70847292
Sauce of pic

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>>70846820
Absolutely

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>>70843548
She's great. I wish she played more FOTM games though. I cannot sit through react slop or her playing some obscure forgotten garbage game for the "irony" of it.

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>>70847137
Nobody who can handle being a streamer would have any problem socializing IRL.

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>>70855134
>meanwhile in bizarro /vt/

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>>70846641
Hololive got big because they said nigger

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>>70845424

MariMari Underscore EN has no fucks to give. I respect her for ignoring most vtuber fan-invented rules and culture, but that’s true of most of the western whores I follow.

tl;dr: Have gangbangs, make money.

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Reminder that she works out so much she stopped having her period.
I want her tiny hands to strangle me.

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>>70843769
she went to a con with one of her friends while cosplaying as peach. her friend came back to her room and saw her naked and also the bed was wet and also there were 5 guys wearing parts of mario costumes and she said she was playing mario party with them, but that doesn't explain the wet bed or why they were naked

[collab once again No.]

actually watch her because of plaplap and 5guys. turn out she's pretty chill.

Seems like she's a little sister in a family of 2+ older brothers and it's clearly showed. Her hobby/interest is 80% of ~30 years old man. When she talk, she also engage the topic seriously and honestly even if it's a silly topic. I can put her stream in background 5+ hours and have a good time unlike most where I get tired and has to switch to someone else.

Go give her a try.

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>>70861504
All of that sounds nice, but then I remember she had a train ran on her at a con and all my interest in checking out her stream disappears

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>>70843548
yeah she's pretty funny and entertaining

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>>70861504
She straight doesn't seem to be having a good time, and ignores most my messages. I just got better places to be. Sorry.

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>>70861504
I fully support my little brother fish

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>>70843548
Is this before or after she's thoroughly marinated with the male mayonnaise?

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>>70847804
I seriously doubt even the dumbasses here are that stupid. I mean maybe if you never watched a second of mari and just browse the catalogue...

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>>70863611
She unironically reads almost like half the messages I post. Hell there was like a 10 minute Morshu reads the bible part of her stream the other day thanks to me brining it up.

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>>70861504
As a 31 year old, fully agree. So many of her interests overlap with mine and it feels like I'm chilling with the little sister I never had. She has some of the most enjoyable streams.

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>>70843548
Didn't she get gangbanged at a con?

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Need more marimari_EN reaction images, send me your bests anons

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>>70863611
This. She used to respond to some of my messages prior to plapgate, now she reads none of them.

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>marimari had unicorns
dios mio

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>>70843548

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>>70846159

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>>70843548
>election year
JOE BIDEN

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>>70843548
I found her accident but I love her ever since. She may be a little shit and that weird 5 guys fiasco. Sweet girl I wish there was more porn of her so I can jack off too. I remember she released an AI voice pack wonder I can teach it to say lewd things to me as I jack off to her voice?

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>>70849774
its bannedvtmemes trying to stay relevant

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>>70848008
>I don't think any vtuber worries about their reputation on /vt/
She literally talked about this on her twitter lmao.

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>>70870691
you mean she acknowledged /vt/ was chimping or said that she cared about it? I only watched a couple streams but she didn't seem retarded enough to care about anonymous shitposters, let alone anonymous SEAbeast shitposters

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Bitch get your youtube channel subs over 20k so I don't have to check twitch

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>>70868881
>unicorns
Nobody is unicorn for this girl, it's just funny that she got a train ran on her

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>>70870515
Now that's a /vt/ post

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Is she GFE? if not, then who cares if she's a megawhore so long as she's entertaining?

[Anonymous No.]

>shes a shy recluse she wouldn't bang 5 dudes!
>in a hotel room with 5 dudes alone

fucking kek you guys

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>>70866081
If my little sister got gangbanged I would slap the shit out her

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She's banned some lolcows over the years and she has a small, very /here/ community, so her spurned schizos saw 5 guys as divine providence to their butthurt and will spam her threads with it til the end of time.

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Why does she speak so slowly
It tickles my soul and brain just eight

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>>70873947
she's not worth a thread without the 5 guys, its all shes got

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>>70874303
she can't poop, shes got that.

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>>70874394
Imagine the rock hard, bloody protein shits that have to hurt terribly

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>>70846820
Have you never been to a con before

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>>70846820
Nobody can ever explain why she texted her roommate and told her not to come back for a few hours if all she was doing was play Mario party or why her roommate completely changed her story after this blew up.

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She's muscling in on Phase's turf.

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>>70875599
do you think she drinks it in hopes it makes her shit better?

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>>70875366
It's easy to imagine why your vtuber friend may want advanced warning before walking into a room with people she doesn't know. That friend is also a giga-autist and showed it by how badly she fucked up the retelling of this story. This only happened because she put it in the most suggestive way possible and then somehow fucked up the apology even more. At least the third time she seemed regretful and embarrassed. At least Mari just laughed it off and didn't seem to take it too personally.

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>>70843769
>Hina Bo Bina, fellow vtuber and friend and roommate to MariMari_EN decided to tell a funny con story
>She got stoned off her tree at a party at offkai
>Mari sent her some text messages about letting her know when Hina's ready to come back
>Too shit-faced to respond, Hina takes these messages as urgent "don't come back" requests and tells her stream as such
>Hina bursts into their hotel room to see Mari and five "complete strangers" she actually knew all of them, but embellished for "comedy"
>This is the point where people stopped listening and the rrats begin
>They were being kind of loud and Hina is a stoned retard so she tells them to keep it down of they'll all get kicked out of the hotel for noise complaints
>Being a stoner, there's no punchline or resolution to Hina's "funny story"
>Cue Mari being called a whore by strangers on Twitter for a week

>>70845424
I liked the rrats Mari spread herself about the situation when she was asked about it
>She won the title of CEO of Sex by winning at Mario Party
>She can't have 5 Guys because she has a gluten intolerance and 5 Guys doesn't do gluten-free buns. She also thinks the lettuce buns are fucking heresy.
>It wasn't 5 guys, it was more like 5,000,000 guys. All of those guys are now male-pregnant and she's not paying child support

>>70875599
Tales Coffee is Sakana's coffee company, by the way

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>>70843548
oh this is the whore who got hit by a train, I hope she didn't end up with any lasting damage

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>>70847137
Yeah, and Rushia is afraid of men.

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>>70874246
She has brain damage.

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>>70880249
Still would fuck

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>>70880409
Same, she's my favourite girl next door.

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>>70880706
It's her voice and outfit that really gets me going and I would stick that scepter in her ass

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>>70877455
this is advanced level coping

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>>70843548
I watched her Suck Up! stream and she wasn't very funny, I gave her a chance because she seemed alright when collabing with Kirsche but she's actually not very interesting on her own.

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>>70844046
She was about to then her fat, stoned, autistic roommate walked in. The way Hinabobina told the story, Mari told her to be absolutely sure to message her when before you come in.
>Hina, when you come back to the room DO NOT come in, call me
and in her stoned brain she just barged in and stopped it. Mari used to be my oshi she's a total fake and has a boyfriend.

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>>70843548
nasty skank whore, stopped watching her after 5 guys and never looked back. I still remember the ad she bought
>yeah I did five guys, wanna be the sixth?
kys whore

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>>70847137
Mari is an absolute stacy, if you watch her you'd know she makes conversation with the most randomest of strangers. She's not afraid at all

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>>70883079
she's ugly as fuck

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>>70883090
I don't know what she looks like but she has the energy of one

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>>70883023
Germanic onions hands typed this.

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi clio likes marimari so i like her. She also has a fishbowl on her head and thats cute

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>>70883248
Clio's another whore who got fucked at twitchcon. Always talks about sex and how she's not having it. Hate twitch tubers all degenerates

[Anonymous No.]

>>70883248
Clio like Mari wasn't it just Beri?

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>>70883435
Blackest monkey nigger hands typed this.

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>>70883515
cope harder, cuck

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>>70871428
No. She's omega real little sister experience. If you don't have little sister and want to know what it's actually like, she's #1 in the industry for that.

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>>70883655
Strong words for someone who supposedly hates "twitch whores" but is in every thread with them.

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>>70883906
I genuinely used to love Mari of course I'm going to check how she's doing. It still hurts

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>>70883970
Letting delusional brown skinned niggers from fucking south east asia on this irrelevant website ruin your oshi for you is the most pacified goy behaviour ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Her pussy lips sag down to her knees
Her brain cortex has male DNA
keks like you is why even the most ugly, stupid, loose cunts in existence can still walk high and mighty knowing they are still a-ok for some """"men""""

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>>70843548
My handsome boy!!!
>>70843672
Yeah me.

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>>70884588
Stop caring about shit, faggot

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>>70883090
Not true.

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>>70849400
It's called a joke. Why are you all so fucking autistic? It's less awkward than ignoring or trying to suppress it. She probably got tired of retards like you all wandering into her streams and asking if it was real.

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>>70883194
>Types this in english a germanic language

[Anonymous No.]

How hot is she actually? She sounds 4/10.

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>>70844046
The game she used as an excuse doesn’t even allow that many people to play at once.

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>>70849430
Loser women overcompensate when they can get attention and validation. This sort of conwhoring happens all the time, nyanners and pomu were infamous for their blowjobs at cons for example.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with her shitting problems? Shit diet or what.

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>>70891284
They were obviously taking turns

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>>70891574
Dongs tore up her butt.

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>>70891605
>They were obviously taking turns
Haha… yeah, they sure were taking turns playing with her. True!

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>>70883435
You say that like it's going to be news to anyone who watches Clio.

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>>70860272
Is she like a 85lb pure muscle Asian woman? How fucking JOOCED is she?

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>>70843548
FFFFFUCK YEAAA A MARI SOUNDPOST THREAD

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>>70843548
can you explain why?