/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>70768048

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

sleep well chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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I need her in my life!

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She is my perfectly imperfect daughterwife for whom I will always remain patient for!

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Gurass

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I fucking pay for a gallon of gas with Apple pay. I was so scared my phone was going to die or it wasn't going to work. But I make it to my band friend's house, he lives just 15 miles South.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70812214
glad things worked out for you bud

[Anonymous No.]

So my band friend needs all the details. About going to jail, how come I need to stay over, what the move is. I try and explain it as best I can but I'm pretty exhausted and he's pretty pissed.

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I want to see my wife...

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>>70811782
>he thinks I'm the pajeet
lol, retard. Why don't you try using your brain for once and think about which streams would have been relevant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70812829
Tell the class retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

[Anonymous No.]

Where...is...she...? Why... why she won't stream...? Does she abondon us once again...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70813026
gabby is gura dumbud

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>>70813057
Gura streamed on July 9th, 2023 and on July 12th, she was tweeting from Japan. It took her three days to prepare everything travel there after streaming and she wasn't even anxious about traveling.
Three days.
It's been 2 weeks now since she said she was anxious about traveling but she isn't even in Japan yet. So what changed? Why did she need so much more time this time? Why did she feel so anxious when she was fine picking up everything and leaving just seven months ago?

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I get my band friend to chill out a little once I elaborate one the whole situation. One of his roomates thinks that I should go but his other roomate is his brother and he's pretty chill. I got my band friend to show me some empathy. He had been to jail for 6 days before in another state.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss gura

i hope she is okay

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you keep asking this? Isn't it fucking obvious? Last year, she didn't have to prepare that much. She only had to worry about herself and making her flight and getting there on time.

This year, she has to worry about the logistics about multiple people and she has to make plans with her parents and set everything up so that nothing bad will happen while she's gone.

It's only been 7 months. She has so much more responsibility now. So stop asking.

[Anonymous No.]

But the night got even more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just chillin'. Waiting for goobs.

[Anonymous No.]

He's still larping with himself. How boring.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

wizard goob

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>>70813225
meds

[Anonymous No.]

I Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura is always horny but she finds it troublesome to find a man. She just wants sex.

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>>70813798
Cyb0rseggz.

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My band friend and I get through talking. I told him I was drunk and I fucked up and I wasn't going to get into anymore trouble. About as soon as we get through talking, he gets a call. He has a typical venue where he goes to perform. A bar, and the crowd knows him well there.

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>>70813627
I'm not the schizo. Asking why she's behaving so differently is not bad or wrong. She's handling this Japan trip completely differently than her previous ones and it doesn't make sense that she was so anxious so far in advance. And she lied. Her upcoming traveling wasn't soon. It was more than 3 weeks away.
The fact you don't question anything means your a sub 90 IQ retard. It's obvious something changed. You don't have to listen to the schizo talking about a baby or whatever the fuck he's implying to know that something is different from the previous 3 trips.

[Anonymous No.]

New esoteric rrat. Gura isn't streaming because we haven't sacrificed a homo. We all know like the Aztec gods of old how they required sacrifices so the sun may rise the following day so too must we sacrifice homos in order for Gura to shine again. Rrat over.

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yawn

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>>70812083
SNIFFFFF

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As a swimming instructor, I have to face all these semi naked children at the pool all night. The toughest part of this job is keeping my cool and stop thinking about the tight body fitting swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

Long story short, he gets us in with no cover charge. The music is fuego and the vibe is tight. We have a good-ass night. It hit just right, I was down bad as fuck.

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>>70814125
I can watch over some of them for you.

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/smoPZ6EYP3Q

[Anonymous No.]

I forget how it all happened because I got lost in the sauce but one of the bandmates who performed that evening drove me to my band friend's girlfriend's apartment where the festivities continued.

[Anonymous No.]

We actually went to another bar first.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it story night or something?

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>>70811866
Those are some obscene hips

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it is blowing my mind that' it's possible to be denied a secured credit card. they literally already have the money if you default.

[Anonymous No.]

The first venue closes after the band stops performing. So, a few of in-crowd from the venue shimmy to another bar around the corner.

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not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

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Why does she pronounce "Here", "her", "plummer", "albuquerque" so uniquely? It is like she is adding 39 wovels and variable cadence and intonation in a single word, i speak very flat but she speaks those words as a since-wave

[Anonymous No.]

She disappeared again and 1 week later Rooster Teeth announce that it is closing down, why did she do it?

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I went to the bathroom in the new bar, and I randomly run into another old friend of mine. He said 'meet me at the dart boards' and I leave the bathroom but he isn't there. I just sitdown next to it and wait. My band friend and his girlfriend come to the dart board to when they see me. We all started playing darts.

[Anonymous No.]

To date still the nicest most genuine thing I've heard anyone say about someone else's appearance in hololive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tega5Zg8c2c

[Anonymous No.]

>>70814983
yeah mine

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>>70815541
My wife has shitty taste, maybe she will like me after all? <3

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning. The threads have been a bit dummer than usual lately haven't they? But I still love my shark wife.

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Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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>>70815541
That's why everyone loves Gura.

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>>70813248
>>70813057
She lied about being fine and needs more time to learn the dance this year after her knee injury. That Kiara got assigned to her one on one supports that.

[Anonymous No.]

My phone has been beyond fucking dead for awhile but we keep vibing at the bar. I couldn't play darts for shit. At one point my band friend's girlfriend asks me if I drink xoca-cola and drags me to the bathroom to do some.

[Anonymous No.]

Judging by the activity of /vt i have analyzed that vtubing is 1/7th as popular as it was during peak 2021, maybe Gura had the foreshadowing to get out of this sinking genre?

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>>70815541
She was just being nice

[Anonymous No.]

This lewd little brat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb13bEEwv20

[Anonymous No.]

>>70816210
oh I know what superficial nice is, I've been watching hololive for some time now which is educational in that regard. this was an actual compliment

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[Anonymous No.]

We go to my band friend's girlfriend's apartment and continue partying. It was pretty crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Gura had the moldy sink for minimum 3 weeks? What the hell did she do in the meantime? Not being able to use the sink for over 3 week, no new dishes? No meals, nothing, for 3 freaking weeks? Also 2 month old soup in the fridge at the same time

Back then she was too poor to eat out everyday so what she do? Just ate on paper plaits and plastic utensils instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Don't judge my daughterwife so harshly.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not gura related at all, but having some anon just storytime about whatever seems preferable to schizos.

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One of the bandmates cuts to the apartment with me. We are all there drinking xoke and having beer. They are talking about the setlist and some more venues they will be at. I told him that he rocked on guitar and that I'd be at the show. At this point, it is like 3am and I'm starting to feel tired.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer sleeping naked and I am passing out so I take all of my clothes off and I get into my band friend's girlfriend's bed.

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>>70816927
I read that as "pissing out"

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>>70817095
Piss belongs inside the body, not outside

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>>70817660
Gura's belongs in my mouth and digestive tract.

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>>70817775

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

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>>70817794
6) of course, Me.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I literally just pass out in her bed. No sex, sorry. I'm sure somebody was on the edge of their chair wondering.

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>>70817825

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies, I simply love her.

[Anonymous No.]

So, when I wake up my band friend and his girlfriend are standing there and it is a little awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>70818280
samen

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I go back to my band friend's house. His girlfriend comes with us too. I crash on the couch and they go up to his and with a box of wine. My band friend literally only has a single iphone charger and his girlfriend has to use it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what anyone says, my daughterwife is a real little sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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[Anonymous No.]

Am i the only one that thinks Gura is cute?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kurushiro_1102/status/1765691575034880436

[Anonymous No.]

My phone is dead and my band friend and his girlfriend spend the entire day together. I'm kinda recovering from the night on couch. I planned to be more productive that day but my phone was dead, and all my shit is still at my mom's so I can't but anything or drive anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Am i the only one that want's Gura to stream a tad more often'?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want Gura to stream more often. I'm busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70819083
Yes, I think she's sexy

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Am i the only one that is the only one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70820244
Yes you are me so we are the only one

[Anonymous No.]

the sun is up it is time to sleep

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>>70821617
Mommy Gura says it's bedtime...

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>>70822286
it was bedtime six hours ago

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>>70822324
Yeah, all 8 billion people on this retard planet goes to bed at exactly the same time

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>>70822767
yes you have it right

[Anonymous No.]

Is something going on with twitter again? Both the Karaoke tweet and the after Karaoke tweet are gone from her timeline, but both of them still exist.
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1758956797740593474
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1759064604389368258

[Anonymous No.]

cunny

[Anonymous No.]

https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv344539008

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Gura talked more about making wigs out of her pubic hair <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E4ccgoH2ms

[Anonymous No.]

>>70824765
Gura is fascinated by pubic hair because she doesn't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife

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>>70816282
You know that we all know what Bae looks like right? She's looks ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>70824492
Was bugging, it couldn't load the images

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>>70824955
Yes i know, but that's not exactly a good reason for twitter to just remove them from her timeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>70825186
Who cars? Imagine wasting so much time and effort thinking about a short temporary issue. Are you a woman?

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>>70824909
No I don't know

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A bigger issue is YouTubes new chat, the old one was incredible shitty resource hogging pile of actual shit and they somehow made it worse, just having chat open is using 30% of my CPU (5800X), AND they baked the fucking UI into the asynchronous loading of the chat, and since it takes 30-60 seconds before the chat fucking loads (even on vods) my computer grinds to a halt before the fucking chat closing button shows up....

I am flabbergasted how such a big company can constantly release such crap

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>>70824726
Pretty sure that's a bunny

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>>70825497
Those are not mutually exclusive bud

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>>70825436
Why not use hyperchat?

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Lucasyecla99/status/1765735401807835507
uoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>70826129
>hyperchat
I'm not gonna install an extension just so i can close the chat that i never use just slightly faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>70822767
Yes. I've been called a retard even if not directly. I win faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70826490
Then dont complain when offered a solution. There probably are extension that autohide the chat. But your pc has bigger problems if chat freezes it

[Anonymous No.]

Most fanbases really appreciate merch, it's only when there's absence of other streams that the merch streams become a bit bothersome for some people.
I still want to see them release her hoodie/jacket from the newest outfit in high quality

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>>70826438
Cute rabbit hole T u T

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>>70827507
You want her to sell a girly jacket? Might as well add the skirt too. Was the purse not enough?

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>>70827093
What a dumb fucking logic "Oh, you have a splinter in your finger, just cut off your finger"

"No, i don't want to cut my finger off, i want a good solution"

"THEN DON'T COMPLAIN"

Is there any non retards on /vt?

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>>70827765
R U OK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70827765
You sound like a woman, complain but dont want solutions

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[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/AyBH0OS-eps?t=1498

Twas looking at old VODs (since there is no new content), happened to come across this one and remembered how exciting i was for Gura to do a cooking stream from all the vegetables she was germinating, stream never happened though :( :( :( :( :(

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>>70815953
They aren't recording her mocap for holofes days before the concert, dumdum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70816624
it's a bot
he's posting about his shitty story in real time and has gone through several days in the span of 8 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70830280
Yeah, must be a bot, because humans can't just make shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>70829269
I put this gif on while I play mp games so Gura can cheer me on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70827765
youtube chat works fine for me and I'm on a ten year old laptop.
no one cares about your problems, faggot.

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>>70830546
"It works for me, therefor no one of the other 8 billion people on this planet can have an issue even though YouTube uses fallback on my shitty old laptop because it doesn't have an VP9 encoder and WebRTC that YouTube uses for newer hardware and also no one could possible have any other issues even though computers comes in 383403739 billion different hardware and software configurations"

Once again, people of /vt proves that only the most retarded fucking assholes visit this site

[Anonymous No.]

>>70830399
pfft, I am sure 50% of 4chan posters are bots at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>70830761
Just like how Gura doesn't give a shit about us, I don't give a shit about you and your tech issues.

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>>70830761
Now you are making shit up. Your pc is the problem and frankly, no one cares. Go cry to reddit or twitter

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>>70831107
>Your pc is the problem
Hyperchat description:

"Improved YouTube chat with CPU/RAM optimizations, customization options, and cutting-edge features!

HyperChat improves the YouTube livestream chat experience with a suite of CPU/RAM optimizations, customization options, and cutting-edge features!

FEATURES
▶ CPU/RAM Optimizations
Memory leak patches
Custom-built message renderer
Cross-extension message parser "

Downloaded by +10'000 people because YT chat is notoriously shit

>Hurr durr YOUR pc is the problem, and you alone is the only one in the world that have performance problem with YT chat even though there are endless of complaints on reddit about it, and people even created a third party chat integration to fix the problem
>IT IS ONLY YOU WITH THE PROBLEM

The absolute state of brain amputation in /vt, and especially ggg should be studied by scientists

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>>70831652
That doesn't matter, neither do your problems. You're just shit with computers like a bunch of other people. I seriously got everything to work fine on my end without any extensions. I honestly hope it never ends up working for you. Kill yourself.

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>>70831652
Also, you're ESL as fuck and so you should go discuss this with people who speak your own language instead of bother us here with your computer illiterate retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70831652
Just stop using windows anon

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>>70831943
>>70832082
Another set of retarded ramblings the scientists can study (y)

[Anonymous No.]

I got the details of the story a little muddied, sorry. I'm posting from a library because my band friend makes me leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Did the play-by-play bud die? Last couple of streams i got the feeling that we got an imposter here, didn't write at all in the same style as the original

[Anonymous No.]

>>70833748
Yeah, he died, we shall all die tonight, ggg should do a cult-suicide pact

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>>70833934
Good thing I'm just horny and immune to any /ggg/ shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura does MDLG play with me everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this schizo using this thread as a blog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835896
Probably just some retard throwing away his money on a bot again.

[Anonymous No.]

She won't stream from Japan because she went there with someone just like her second trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70836684
yeah, me

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[Anonymous No.]

>>70837395
GIWTWM
does this actually happen in real life? that girls who like you come to visit YOU? unannounced even...
or is that an anime trope?

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning retards

[Anonymous No.]

Gura diaper status?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>70838643
Full

[Anonymous No.]

It’s crazy that I’ll get to actually marry Gura. Rubbing her back as she lays next to me in bed. She rolls over to smile at me and envelopes me with her rancid breath.
I’m in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70839592
>rancid breath
I would get off on forcing her to gargle listerine

[Anonymous No.]

>>70840437
listerine being the name of my semen, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>70827742
I want to buy Gura's school outfit and wear it while she pegs me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70831652
>10'000

[Anonymous No.]

>>70840726
>▶ CPU/RAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>70841006
He's mad that he got caught again, retard can't stop outing himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>70841281
>Gu

[Anonymous No.]

Why’s the thread so freakin slow. What the frick are you guys doing? Is anyone else scared by this?

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>>70841845
I have nothing good to say and no desire to indulge any flavor of schizophrenia right now
but I will say that there's alot more newfags than I thought if hyperchat is contentious

[Anonymous No.]

>>70841845
Idk why the thread is so slow chumbie.

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[Anonymous No.]

I could go for a chicken sandwich right now

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>>70842760
Same desu but I'm on a strict diet, gotta slim down enough to get my jawline back and fit into the tweed three-piece I got for church

[Anonymous No.]

>>70842978
Are you a fembud

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70843079
Nah, just getting older and coming to the terrifying realization that I finally have to start taking care of myself to be healthy/look good now

[Anonymous No.]

onii-chan arrested!

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>>70843221
I still only wear basketball shorts. I’m lonely and miserable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70843287
nta, but I never wear shorts because I'm paranoid of getting ticks, I always wear jeans even if its really hot outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70843231
I want her to give me a cavity search.

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>>70843287
IATA, my unironic advice is to start dressing and grooming better, you'd be surprised how much it helps. Don't go too crazy, you don't want to overspend and look out of touch for your area, but something as simple as saving up for a decent overcoat and some oxfords works actually works wonders for your self confidence and for how people treat you
>>70843380
I can actually kind of relate, my old man got a tick bite back in the 80s and he's been fucked up by Lyme Disease ever since

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>>70843380
Where the fuck do you live? The Everglades?!

[Anonymous No.]

I love you guys so much. Thank you for always being so nice to me.

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>>70844333
no, but I'm surrounded by forest, and ticks only come out during the summer. I do have to walk through tall grass sometimes, and I haven't had a tick bite me since I was a kid, but I still want to avoid them at all costs. I also feel kinda "safe" when my body is hidden.

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Honestly though? She makes me very happy. Always has, always will. I love this stupid girl.

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>>70844508
no problem, Gura, I love you so much too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70845334
*Kisses you*

[Anonymous No.]

she makes me very sad when she does this because it drives me nuts
yes tits I know shut up, I didn't know I had this one so it's new to me

[Anonymous No.]

The chumbies are kissing each other again. G R I M

[Anonymous No.]

>>70845443
*kisses back*

[Anonymous No.]

akshually, Gura kissed me

[Anonymous No.]

I was willing to believe the 1st week was preptime
The second was her being quiet
But it's clear this is just another fucking ghosting. It's an abusive cycle and worst of all, she basically thinks its okay now. If you could take 2 months you can take one. Just like when you could take 4 days you could take 7. Remember that? Remember the freakout for the 1st 1 week long ghosting. Oh what young shrimp we were then

[Anonymous No.]

Actually she kissed me, but will also hit me with things she finds around the house... very cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70845334
I like these images

[Anonymous No.]

Gura puckering up her cute little asshole and giving you butterfly kisses with it on your face until you fall asleep, every single night.

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>>70845871
If you don't think it's okay then bring it up to her when she gets back.

[Anonymous No.]

not really interested in the loop but it is pretty fucked up that this has become normal enough that it takes like two weeks before the grumbling starts
more fucked up is that I am somehow still not acclimated to it, I remember some guy sent an SC about separation anxiety and yeah it fits

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>>70845981

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Nice I got a window seat for my plane to Japan

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>>70847096
Nice. I don't like window seats because I use the bathroom often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70847096
Are you going to pick up a fembud at Japan?

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>>70841845
Because everyone knows she's betraying us and no one except a few horny posters has it in them to pretend otherwise anymore. I can't think of anything to talk about. She's just gone and nothing matters.

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>>70846638
nta, but she's never given a shit what anyone wants or thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

ok well I'm glad I got my sadposts out of the way before he started, at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>70846886
at some point, you have to come to terms with the fact that Gura doesn't care as much about us as she used to. I don't have much hope that her feelings for us will ever improve again. But I really Really REALLY want to be wrong.

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>>70847627
Except she has in multiple instances so you're just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Theres nothing wrong with a slow comfy thread anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>70846886
>>70847785
Just moping in this thread won't change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70847966
I know, but there isn't anything I can do to change it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70847177
I have a very shy bladder. I literally struggle going to the bathroom on the plane because of it. I hate my faggot gay ass life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848251
You could always keep a tube on you and insert it into your bladder when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70847966
neither will anything else

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>>70848374
This one time me and my friend were both in the bathroom and I couldn’t pee because he was in there. So what I told him to do was to stand in the corner and hum really loud and it actually worked in it, let me pee. One of my most fondest memories

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>>70848251
I used to had a shy bladder but everytime I can't go outside my home I imagine me peeing on gura's mouth and the pee then flows freely

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura came to you and told you she wanted to try out sounding, would you guys let her do that to you? You couldn't say no to her, could you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848527
I don't care anymore.

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>>70848527
>sounding
I don't think I'm strong enough for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848527
Idk what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>70847383
Nah, its literally just you, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848130
>>70848391
You can try to ask her whatever problem you have with what shes been doing when she gets back, but it's obvious that you'll make up some kind of excuse not to do it and just keep making passive aggressive comments in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

[Anonymous No.]

I will definitely be the last chumbie. Her's forever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848910
haha, yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

Our doomschizo is always a funny one. He probably doesn't even watch streams and certainly doesn't pay attention to anything she says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848847
the excuse is that no matter how many times people told her about it, nothing changed, in fact, it got worse. so it appears hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849100
>no matter how many times people told her about it
That didn't happen. That's why you only reference a select few SCs that kind of touch on it because of how rare it is. Also if you think it can't get worse why would that somehow discourage you from asking?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys dont have to time loop everyday you know

[Anonymous No.]

Stream today, right? So we get something before she HAVE to take a break during the JP trip

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849411

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849382
fanbase reflects oshi
autism and repeating cycles of behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849382
Aim better next time

[ButterKittyCat No.]

>>70849520
>repeating cycles
Yeah, i've been waiting for 8 years now since being promised she is back and gonna publish new content soon, i feel your pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849411
We don't know why she's been on break the past two weeks to begin with. If she really didn't even go yet while making it seem like her traveling to Japan is why she isn't streaming then that's pretty scummy of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849710
What sucks is when she came back 3 weeks ago she started the whole thing off by saying the issue holding her back had been resolved. Why did she say that? Did a new issue appear that’s now keeping her from streaming? Or did the old issue that was resolved come back again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849674
"WE'RE BACK!" Hahahahhaahha why is this tragegy so funneh to me :D hahahah lol, "WE'RE BACK!" after 2 years of ghosting, then leaves for another 8 years, lol

[Anonymous No.]

Even when Gura speaks, they do not listen and drown themselves in their own paranoia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849908
I guess people are shitposting for fun. I recommend they play vidya instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849908
nice headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a normie now?

[Anonymous No.]

I am sooo curious to know what James thinks about having spent 1'000ands of dollars throughout the years for this :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849985
Their headcannons aren't really nice. Hard disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850061
>1'000

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850124
He just can't stop, its woven into his genes.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does it only take a few people to shit up a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850124
Your obsession with me is flattering but i don't like you, i will never marry you, get it through your head, now stop contacting my mom trying to convince me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849908
Did Gura explain why she disappeared the past two weeks yet? Don't give me the "anxiety" excuse. She never needed to dissappear for multiple weeks to prepare for travel before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850254
That's what Gura said. So thats all there is, schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70841845
What the fuck did you do

[Anonymous No.]

The threads pet schizo is finally here. Dance monkey dance.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850357

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is currently practicing her heart out, dancing and singing until she has nothing left in her, she's working hard to give the best performance of her life at holofes, she wants us to be able to recognize how much effort she's been putting in for us.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I wish YouTube made another set of purging, would be fun knowing how many of Guras +4'000'000 accounts are still active, would be surprised if it even is over 1'000'000

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850609
what else are the voice telling you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70826438
fishnets sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850550
That is my dommy mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850629
I remember people talking about a YouTube sub purge like half a year ago. What happened then?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850629
Your ESL is hurting my eyes, please go run your post through chatgpt and ask it to fix your grammar before posting swissfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850700
I treat subscriptions like a bookmark. Id be mad if youtube purged my other subscriptions

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850700
Absolutely nothing, because the accounts subbed to her are still active accounts, they just deleted throwaway/bot accounts that had zero activity over a long period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850655
Just because you use gura images doesn't make you a chumbie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850757
I'd forget most of the channels I'm subscribed to exist if youtube purged mine. Youtube never shows them to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850700
It wasn't a strict purge so barely a couple of 100k

>>70850737
Not gonna compensate for your autism bud, nothing ESL about that, also, jannies should per ban everyone that shits up the thread with "esl" complaints, getting old and shitting up the thread more than the worst schitzo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850856
>nothing ESL about that
Holy fuck you must be mad at people calling out ESL because you are one.
>I wish YouTube made another set of purging
>would be fun knowing how many of Guras +4'000'000 accounts are still active
>would be surprised if it even is over 1'000'000
If any of those 3 statements look or sound correct to you then please go back to fucking school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850856
Barely a couple 100k across the entirety of YouTube? Sub purges don't mean jack shit then since I don't remember seeing Gura's sub count going down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70851033
No, 100k on Guras channel you tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850856
>>>70850700
>It wasn't a strict purge so barely a couple of 100k
I was so distracted with your ESL complaint I missed this.
>barely a couple of 100k
Thanks for proving that you are ESL or retarded. Also don't lie about things that are easy to check, that's embarrassing. She never dropped 100k+ subs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70850810
ah, I wrote voice instead of voices...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70851110
Except that never happened you tard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70851025
>If any of those 3 statements look or sound correct to you then please go back to fucking school.
Seriously, you must be trolling at this point, all of them are grammatically correct with no spelling errors, now stop spamming this thread with your boring shit.

Also, anyone can read past spelling errors, you are a fucking lobotomized brain amputee if that bothers you in any way whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>70851110
Damn, I must have missed that, she must have had a really good month in there to still have positive growth while losing 100k subs.
Lying retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Are they trying to gaslight people who still love and trust Gura as schizos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70851208
Of course your post looks correct to you, you wrote it, but to anyone who actually speaks English you sound like an absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to gaslight a fembud into being my onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to gaslight Gura into being my onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does she pronounce "Here", "her", "plummer", "albuquerque" so uniquely? It is like she is adding 39 wovels and variable cadence and intonation in a single word, i speak very flat but she speaks those words as a since-wave

[Anonymous No.]

>>70851208
>I wish YouTube made another set of purging
Made and set are close, but clearly show a lack of mastery of the language. If you wanted to say this properly it would look something more like "I wish Youtube would do another round of purges"
>would be fun knowing how many of Guras +4'000'000 accounts are still active
This would look something like "would be fun knowing how many of Gura's 4,000,000+ subscribers are still active"
>would be surprised if it even is over 1'000'000
This would look something like "would be surprised if it is even over 1,000,000"
In the second two small errors in word order and word selection may not seem like much to an ESL, but they don't understand that to a native speaker it makes it sound awkward, wrong, and it's completely obvious that you don't have a firm understanding of the language.

[Anonymous No.]

Bought my chameleon some waxworms. They look so tasty that I'm tempted to try them

[Anonymous No.]

I've once again gotten taco bell..

[Anonymous No.]

This idiot shitting up ggg with his constant "ESL" complaints, turns out it was the tiniest insignificant smallest nitpicking in the history of mankind and he is still didn't understand that something can be said in 100 different and correct ways...imagine the autism of complaining for weeks about about something even smaller than his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852056
Gura would be excited to learn of your future gastrointestinal events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852084
I bet you thought you were pretty good at English, didn't you swissfag? Sorry to have to break the news to you. Also thanks for thinking about my dick, I'm flattered, but I'm not interested in letting you suck it, that's for Gura only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852056
what's your order
>>70852106
if taco bell is making you shit there's something wrong with your diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852323
"It is impossible to read anything you are writing, it is impossible to understand what you mean ESL-kun"

Ok, whats wrong?

"You prepended a "+" sign instead of appended, therefor your entire sentence is wrong and unreadable even though prepended signs are correct"

I think you are the most pathetic thread-shitter of them all, having spent 3 weeks and hours of your life shitting up ggg due to something this fucking minor, your parents should postpartum abort you

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, I’m confused. Is he samefagging, or does he genuinely not see the problems with his posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852421
>what's your order
Today I got quesadillas, but I like a lot of the menu.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has the voice of a pubescent boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853010
You mean prepubescent because I’m about to call you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853251
Yes I meant prepubescent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70848847
People have commented on it a lot. We already went over this in another thread. I've already told you how much I've done. Not sure why you keep saying this other than you're just being an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852871
He doesn't speak the language so of course it doesn't sound wrong to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853348
he is shitposting, correct
>none of you ever said anything and the times you did don't count, nor do any of the times she acknowledged it, also doesn't count

[Anonymous No.]

anyone get their email for the Gura statue yet? I'm seeing people get theirs delivered already

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's bush status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849016
>watch no streams:
likely a schizo or falseflagging retard
>watch some streams:
probably a cumbud that doesn't really care about her, but is here because he enjoys the art
>watch a lot of streams (You):
is overall okay with things, looking forward to when she gets back, doesn't really think about anything beyond that and doesn't understand why anyone would doompost
>watch every stream she has ever done:
old fans that remember when times were better. doompost because they understand the best times are in the past and things are only getting worse. Think about her constantly and have realized we are never getting old Gura back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853615
Full and beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849302
>That didn't happen.
I've literally sent her a letter telling her what she means to us and how much I miss her and how I wish we could see more of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70849302
>Also if you think it can't get worse
It can only get worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853615
bushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853615
>>70853761
>>70853841
fuck off antis

[Anonymous No.]

My gura muffler is coming soon but spring is almost here...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura nyas when she cums

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853500
I've already paid, my order from Amiami will be shipping out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

She's left the daily streaming duties to her kohai.
Gura serves a higher purpose now, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853772
Cover censored your letter jsyk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70838073
Goob night faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a Vocaloid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70855105
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70855848
It's AI generated, so probably themself.

[Anonymous No.]

When will everyone get access to Sora so that animated Gooba porn can be made on demand?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I keep thinking about gura’s last karaoke and maybe those guys weren’t schizos. “Busting feels so good” she’s actually taunting us. We should’ve caught on sooner she’s a Ghost Buster and that’s why she’s so busy. She has to bust all the ghost then fly to Japan to sing and dance. It was so obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>70855105
I kind of like the derpy eyes on the hair clip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70855105
God she's so flat...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70856280
Quite the roundabout way to say that you like Gura's derpy eyes on her L2D model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70856337
Nta but if she likes it I like it within reason. I don’t like her genmates

[Anonymous No.]

>>70856337
if you dont like gura's eyes youre an anti. simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>70856153
the queen of iwara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70856337
>>70856590
Reminder Gura changed the lyrics in paint the town to talk about how she knows we like her goofy rigging.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70855105
That's very sexy. AI tends to make the torso a bit long, seemingly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853348
>>70853465
Show the examples of you apparently saying it. If it happened so much then surely there's a ton of actual examples you can show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70857693
He's lying. Stop giving him attention.

[Anonymous No.]

shh, my sharkwife is sleeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70857974

[Anonymous No.]

>>70857974
Doesn't look like much sleeping is happening there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70857974
My schizo shark wife...