/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and Claude!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias (graduated)
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0 (graduated)
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage

Claude:
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>70661328

[Anonymous No.]

This is the anchor post for fics, this WILL be the thread it's used. Start posting NOW. Reply here for archival purposes, I am no longer asking. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.

[Anonymous No.]

oh hey, thanks for baking!

[Anonymous No.]

wife's shepard voice is deeper then the one in his vp sexxxxx

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for baking tako/comfydant

[Anonymous No.]

once a week world building for shepard lore. we'll see about that. 2 years now and wife is still deathly afraid to boring people and having dead air...

[Anonymous No.]

the one who baked....was ME!
i love listening to wife gush about his plans and dreams

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Pickup VP releases March 7: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763399618304565317
Noctyx Code Geas Collab PR streams March 15: https://x.com/iijan_limited/status/1764954118035271946
Luca and Shu at Starcube 2024 March 24 (M&G, Concert): https://twitter.com/SceStarcube/status/1759065393547948420
Doppio and Fulgur at Virtual Rhapsody April 5 (Panel, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/e/HK20240405
Shu, Luca, Uki, and Sonny at Virtual Rhapsody April 27 (Concert, Streamed): https://virtualrhapsody.zaiko.io/item/362431
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Ike, Luca, and Shu Nendos announced: https://x.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1738352505438749064
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Outfit status: 4 days until Fulgur Archivist

Merch on sale:
Noctyx 2nd Anniversary
Hotel Merch
Liver Goods Vol 8
NijiMascot Vol 1

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Sonny Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Kyo Duet Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYaJuyevUnU
Sonny Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Alban Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oaa3Wdm6AOA
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39CJqrd42Ww
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZA8QIM7cdk
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q
Ver Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc

Hubby will come back soon I can feel it, I need more lore and stories and streams baaad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70771076
aww thanks a bunch pasta kindred! i had to make lunch so i had to stop liveposting for a bit...

[Anonymous No.]

no... no more no pixel never ever...

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>>70771076
What the! Thanks for baking news kindred

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>>70771503
They're not the news kindred.. I am...

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awww brothers THAT lambros LOVE vox is such a nice big bro shilling his brother and wife loves and supports his so so much!!

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>>70771548
It's been a long day... I meant pasta kindred but my brain didn't compute correctly

[Anonymous No.]

wife moaning on the train, made for chikkan sex!

[Anonymous No.]

wife didn't sleep for 3 days and had tummy problems from debut stress....

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>>70771713
It's alright, I'm going back into my hiatus hole until demon comes back, yall have fun. I'm excited for archivist and more boys being lorefiends like my hubby.

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>>70771912
baabye kindred and take care o/ here's hoping we get a glimpse of what the boys will be cooking anytime soon

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>>70771912
Take care, I bet he'll be back soon, seems folks will be returning from Japan soon..?

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no expressions with his next two models but he will have simnifically better rigging then legatus! i'm excited, the newer waves are way more emotive so i can't wait to see that with archivist!

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>>70772273
nyoo so embarrassing i keep making typos, i should stop cooking while liveposting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70772545
Randy your sticks

[Anonymous No.]

>if they held hands I would have teared up
>If they kissed I would have bawled my eyes out
Kek wife's shipper brain

[Anonymous No.]

Kek wife is stuck trying to choose between raiding kuuchan and piochan... He wants to raid pio so bad but had to 5head it
>>70772600
Snnnzzzzzzz
how did you know my grilled cheese ened up being a bit burnt and now I got cheese spilling out everywhere...

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>>70773090
Because you're posting on 4chan instead of grilling your cheese, which is a higher priority use of your time

[Anonymous No.]

>>70773090
What kind of cheese? Come on, spill! Like the cheese!

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My French husband released a short cover and it’s incredibly sexy of him.
The lyrics…the aesthetic…he’s gonna do terrible things to me…
https://youtube.com/shorts/1vXCDBWTgxE
Releasing it in Short format was an interesting choice it’s a shame it’s not a full cover but it still fucking melted me

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>>70774032
it's nothing fancy, it's just a grilled cheese sandwich with colby, jack and cheddar with some spices and chilli flakes... the only weird part is that i ran out of normal bread so i had to use a cranberry oat one instead. but with the way that bread is it ended up cooking quicker and there's holes from the berry/raisins and my cheese is now everywhere in my grill...

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>>70774074
frog SEXXXXXXX
having it as shorts seems to be smart since he can ride the algorithm hype (if there's still a bias to that kind of content) and it's probably easier for him to produce consistently

[Anonymous No.]

dooor is the stupidest thing ever, I hope he punches my insides with animalistic fervor!

[Anonymous No.]

pio been alive for a bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EM5q7ERgz8

[Anonymous No.]

>>70774599
That sounds delicious

>>70774837
Sexy cannibal frog!
Hopefully the shorts format will mean more people can discover him, he should be well known and well loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>70777177
Pio's live but I don't want to be spoiled so I haven't been watching... Is he being a good boy?

[Anonymous No.]

oh i just realized wife got his blue checkmark! finally! he can ramble lots and do reviews of his favourite media. and now he can fit more tags in his schedule posts!

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NOOOOO!!!! I can't BELIEVE my ETERNAL PUNISHMENT in the bowels of HELL is to constantly relive the GREATEST AMERICAN TRAGEDY as the man RESPONSIBLE!!! OH WOE is ME, please FORGIVE ME Pentagon officials and PASSENGERS!!! HOLD the PHONE, those AREN'T normal passengers, they're the 2000-2001 Los Angeles Shukers!!! And that ISN'T just ANY Pentagon, that's CLEARLY MYSELF!!! I'll be DELIVERING the GREATEST SORCERERS who EVER LIVED directly into the WALLS of my ASS?!?! The DESTRUCTION of the FINANCIAL RECORDS symbolizes the DESTRUCTION of my FERTILE EGGS by SUPER seed?!?!? And the 72 VIRGINS I get for a JOB WELL DONE will be CLONES of me, FRESH and READY to get their FALLOPIAN TUBES spritzed down with SHU BRYANT'S baby juice?!?! What can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO, ALLAH THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!!!!

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alban LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>70780672
You are one of the joys of this thread and this miserable board

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Fuu-chan's got a blue tick

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>>70782861
he can unleash his motor mouth on twitter now too

[Anonymous No.]

>>70780672
i love you yam

[Anonymous No.]

>>70782861
I mis read this as dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>70783565
Blue Sugar, Blue Light, Blue Dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>70783896
Dizzy dizzy

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>>70780672
fucking kek i love your posts

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[Anonymous No.]

https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000835.000030865.html
Bantablack is in the upcoming white day goods I'm getting Akina though
the pouches are really cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70789674
suha omg

[Anonymous No.]

>>70789674
oh my god its so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70789701
I love him here

[Anonymous No.]

>creamy, thock
though ver was just trying to sound sexual but thock is a word used for typing sounds apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>70789674
god mana is so fucking cute holy fuck i want him

[Anonymous No.]

>>70789674
These are so cute but... I have to restrain myself...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>70789674
I always view Vanta as a sort of goofy big brother figure, so I tend to forget how handsome he could be. All the other boys featured here look so adorable and huggable, too. I wish I wasn't broke...

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>>70781074
>>70783152
>>70787065
<3

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>>70792198
Same here but I'm happy his yumes get some cute art and merch
I'm kind of glad my oshi isn't in this lineup because otherwise I would already be eating ice soup buying everything....

[Anonymous No.]

I love you, bossu. I hope you're safe and happy and smiling right now.

[Anonymous No.]

this old man has been healing me lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>70795194
I'm glad he's now surrounded by friends who are a positive influence to him

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>>70798763
GYATTTTTTTTTTTTT

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>>70797539
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

i love my oshi and his friends and i want them to be happy forever.

[Anonymous No.]

don't know if this got posted already and i missed it, but anons love proseka right?
https://twitter.com/DJNana1117/status/1765314012613591222

[Anonymous No.]

>>70802762
KEK thank you for sharing this anon

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/20_chinn/status/1765596989855846701
Oh my god!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70802966
OH HECK

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>>70802966
i can see his entire pussy, whore.

[Anonymous No.]

someone in main beat me to it, but also this for a bit of doppio
https://twitter.com/d_dropscythe/status/1765600595631579339

[Anonymous No.]

>>70803389
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

saw some amazing news in main about 3D, hopefully this means the boys will get their 3D this year too

[Anonymous No.]

>>70805121
I'm so happy for her ueueue I have hope in the dark finally....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70805121
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>70805121
Finally, progress! We'll get there soon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70805121
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[Anonymous No.]

Just got a future vision of Shu lifting his arm up in 3D and getting to see him show his armpit all shy and I'm gonna explode

[Anonymous No.]

would be so kino if everyone in japan right now showed up as kuroko for the debuts. but even if they don't I'm so fucking excited hooolllyyy shit violisko in 3 dimensions will be real eventually

[Anonymous No.]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cabin orgy

[Anonymous No.]

watched hex’s recent supermarket sim vod and him saying 2 bread for 1 head reminds of the debut days when this board talked about his 1 dollar bjs at the gas station

[Anonymous No.]

VANTA LOVE!
Hi anons, hope you're having a nice day!

>>70802966
Holy moly OqO

[Anonymous No.]

>>70808351
thank u vanta love anon hope you also have a nice day!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70808351
I love you anon. Take care of yourself~

[Anonymous No.]

im so happy!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so used to JP 3D debuts that I just realized not all the guys will be doing their cute little polite hand waves and japanese movements, they're going to be bouncing off the fucking walls

[Anonymous No.]

>>70808421
>>70808425
Here's to hoping we get more good things this year! 3d for the boys soon!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70808248
hey he was asking for at least two dollars for those gas station blowjobs

[Anonymous No.]

where are those fucking 3d vrchat ike gifs i need them NOW

[Anonymous No.]

soon...very soon wife will bestow upon us his full bountiful breasts swelling with milk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i can't stay up for alban frowing up from veggies oh nyooo

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

albanyan baby bump

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Heard the news, we are so back. Demon husband 3d I will live to see you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70802966
Getting this view just before getting stomped on by a smug shota…ToT

[Anonymous No.]

auban is cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>70818232
i MUST hold them

[Anonymous No.]

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFffzzhGUHo

[Anonymous No.]

i miss this alban outfit he's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70818768
He sounds so depressed already... veggies are not that bad auban...

[Anonymous No.]

alban is such a kid whining about veggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>70818991
I will hide veggies in his pudding to make him eat them, I will fix him!!!

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE PUKE ALBAN PLEASE DON'T MUTE LATER

[Anonymous No.]

that thing that bit alban on his wrist? me.

[Anonymous No.]

sexcat’s focusing face is so cute. i want to eat him in one bite!

[Anonymous No.]

i think i've posted about it before but watching all of albans prosekas streams have engraved the notes sound into my brain whenever i listen to the songs.....i don't even play proseka...

[Anonymous No.]

so close.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70821182
Alban's sports shorts ToT

[Anonymous No.]

pretty good for master

[Anonymous No.]

his eyes are open

[Anonymous No.]

nice

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[Anonymous No.]

smoothie time

[Anonymous No.]

French husband unarchived karaoke rebroadcast! He sings so pretty, it’s worth a listen

https://www.youtube.com/live/BdMYDTT_-rs

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[Anonymous No.]

kek the sound of the blender....

[Anonymous No.]

it's red...?

[Anonymous No.]

alban is adding blue gatorade

[Anonymous No.]

did he not cut the ingredients up before this...

[Anonymous No.]

>i can't believe this is about to go inside my body
sex

[Anonymous No.]

i gagged

[Anonymous No.]

it's....not bad...?
nevermind a vegetable just hit his tastebuds and he gagged....the smoothie has layers....

[Anonymous No.]

alban.....

[Anonymous No.]

oh god the color...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70827655
it kinda like a protein drink!.... not really

[Anonymous No.]

Did 1 smoothie really kill him I went out to get groceries...

[Anonymous No.]

otsu aruban !!!!
i hope he eats a lot of yummy food after this kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70829599
he gagged a lot but no vomiting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70829682
Well trained

[Anonymous No.]

Kek takos your oshi is a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>70830460
blame the smoothie

[Anonymous No.]

>>70829682
this means he's a swallower

[Anonymous No.]

>>70831373
ofc he is....that's why he likes saying spitters are quitters

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[Anonymous No.]

Funger is perfect for Hex in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>70834767
if he survives that is
have you played funger before? how well is he doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835417
I've played through about halfway first "ending", so I know a couple things already on what Hex will be going through.

Currently? I don't know what could be spoilers but he's experienced a death already

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835572
he died two times now .. maybe third time’s the charm? kek

[Anonymous No.]

More guys playing funger is great and based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835710
surprisingly he's gotten quite far! way farther then I did in my many, many attempts

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835773
first one to play it was aster back then. now hex. hope this game becomes the meta and they lose their shit on how much they will die

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835860
I want sonny playing it and maybe fulgur, I dunno if demon is that much of an rpg guy to like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70835845
godspeed anon , same

people who do terror mode are a different breed i swear

[Anonymous No.]

I bless seo8 every day for drawing my hubby so sexy

[Anonymous No.]

gn nenmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>70836686
How many of these do we have now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70836686
goo nai

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[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

Hex HATES all british boys...

[Anonymous No.]

>doesn't want to continue the game
>would rather watch a video essay on it by wendigoon
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70838447
hexlings your oshi is a coward

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>>70838447
as someone who loves the game’s lore and stuff personally, i’d rather watch someone else play it because playing it would make me want to end myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70838597
tbf what is scarier than always dying and starting over

[Anonymous No.]

>>70838973
Don't ask me this question because I love roguelikes

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>>70838921
But that's the best part of the game...
Hexlings your oshi lost to a femboy with a lisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>70839025
Based, Aster/Hex sex tape when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70839064
holy sex

[Anonymous No.]

kaichou in hex chat !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70839261
Is he hopconning?

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>>70839299
no, just saying hi in chat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70839064
size difference, frotting, foot job, asphyxiation, face sitting, edging

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>>70838597
sad hex didnt enjoy it, because i wanted to see hexxfearhunger fanart how come trannieslike myselfare able to play this game over and over again, I keep seeing it

[Anonymous No.]

Sheep is your wife retarded

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>>70840425
Yes

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>>70840425
i love that for him

[Anonymous No.]

Fulgur HATES filicide

[Anonymous No.]

I wish fulgur played ffxiv enough to where he could cream over eden

[Anonymous No.]

sheep your wife has brain damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>70842056
he's mindbroken from all the marathon sex he's been having

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>>70840425
you should hear him at the end of a 6+ hour stream, he said it himself that he regresses to 4 years of age

[Anonymous No.]

Funger arc is so much better than any other game arc we've ever had

[Anonymous No.]

>>70842502
tfw we don't have a boy autistic enough to do funger speedruns

[Anonymous No.]

>>70842534
I will do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70843044
Thanks paul

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[Anonymous No.]

wife getting more and more horny for the boss like always

[Anonymous No.]

>>70844971
I can't tell if vanta wants to be in demon's tits or wants to have his tits be a hideout

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to kill him for how he says ultimecia

[Anonymous No.]

fulgur singing kino

[Anonymous No.]

wife's cute singing is a good ending to this playthrough

[Anonymous No.]

wife voice cracking... he's so emotional it's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>no incest, 0 incest
no.... it's so over.........

[Anonymous No.]

>>70847819
SHIT GAME

[Anonymous No.]

wife wants more sex art with him as Ultimecia!

[Anonymous No.]

wife is slowly expanding his white tastebuds and experiment with asian spices! one day he WILL be chinese!

[Anonymous No.]

wife is making me hungry again...

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[Anonymous No.]

nobody tell wife its been 8 hours

[Anonymous No.]

can't believe i'm gonna miss mommy simulator with the breast pump asset... gonna kms

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852412
he knows but he just loves talking so much!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70852531
my cute affectionate chatty wife whos working his dream job! im happy vicariously through how happy he is...

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>>70852630
nyooooo he keeps being reminded he's been yapping(affectionate) for over 8hrs now! why must chat want to stop the best part!

[Anonymous No.]

wife you havent peed in almost 9 hours is your bladder okay??

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so glad that wife's spine is doing better after that procedure! everytime he shares tidbits of his better health it gives me some bit of hope
>>70854392
it's ok, i'm under the desk the whole time

[Anonymous No.]

baa bye wife! wife gone world cold.... saturday can't come sooner. i might even take up on his advice to hibernate til his debut....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70853845
>thats not dough

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willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjH1dDbkZd4

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZJBx395C6w
studying with ver

[Anonymous No.]

no talking stream....sad
but new keyboard stream to sleep to

[Anonymous No.]

i might prefer ver's old keyboard sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>70857157
Really? His old Corsair sounded so flimsy to me, this one sounds much more dense and full.

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>>70858082
maybe i'm just used to it but when he really went at it with his typing it was nice and loud clacking. was nice to sleep to. this feels like a more meek cousin
ver can't resist his shota merch can he ....i'm also trying to figure out the doll in the background he has

[Anonymous No.]

ver's tiny thin wrists

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>>70858660
ver trying to act all dominant but then his wrists get grabbed and he's pinned against a wall and he's immediately defenseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>70859614
kek it's why he said he uses his long nails in a fight and scratches to defend himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70859658
ver is a stray cat backed into a corner by mean dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

what does it mean if i never find the EN livers voices attractive and only the JP ones?

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>>70862040
You're a weeb who is attracted to japanese men

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>>70862040
men are more attractive when you can't understand them

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>>70862440
>0

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>>70863809
but i thought wife hated noobers....

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Miku day soon.. come home novelist

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3D soon...soon...

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anyone getting the new VPs?

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ver taking a call in the middle of his stream? kek he muted and you can see him laughing and talking

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>>70869932
I got Vanta and Claude's!

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>>70872809
claude's is making me feel kind of yume out of nowhere...

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I don't know what to do about the white day merch... the pouches are really cute, but I'm not sure what I'd do with one as a guy. I guess I can keep it stored away like some other merch but it'd be sad not to use it at all...
The other side's wallets are ok but they aren't anything special! What the heck!
I guess I could just ignore them and only get the boy's acrylics, hearts and keychains but it would really be a shame not to get one of the gift sets...

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>>70875123
If money isn't an issue and you enjoy keeping a shrine it could fit in a shrine, otherwise if you're the type to use it then yeah I'd wait until your oshi gets some travel goods that may fit your lifestyle.
>spoiler
If they had their signature colors then I would have insta-purchased one

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>>70875268
Mostly I'm just ranting because I can! I want the mirror and the postcard but it's probably too much money to justify if I'm feeling mixed on the pouches.
Sometimes you just need an anon to reign in your spending with some common sense I guess!
Same for me with the colors... could've been so stylish.

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>>70876027
Let me be that anon then because I was seriously considering getting that wallet once I saw the inside but I need to save purchases for bday...

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>>70864154
He loves Noctyx though. The other boys just retweeted rather than posting so maybe the company asked them to do it and wanted to use wife because he has the check mark?

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>>70876182
Merch love but also merch hate.

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>>70869932
i'll be getting vers ....i need to catch up on his voice packs though. i've bought every voice pack but the last 4 i've just been busy and never unpacked them to listen.

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Speaking of merch is there something you'd want to see that they haven't done before?

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>>70877207
onaholes. they should be getting molds of it so they can release along side their 3d debuts.

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>>70877293
Instead of supachat rain, every donator has the chance to have their lovense connect to the 3D debut live and you get to fuck your oshi as everyone watches, until someone else is picked, so your oshi is now being railed at constantly changing speeds and angles

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>>70873047
It's not just you anon, his vps are yume central. I always try to buy them aside from my oshi's because his voice acting is insanely good!

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>>70877207
i'd love to see watches inspired by the boys' designs

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>>70877207
Onaholes and also I want tit molds for several of the boys.
Really though, unique items like the recent Luxiem and Noctyx merch. Hoodies with design input from the actual person themselves. SOCKS PLEASE.
Probably copyright hell in some cases but music boxes. Also more necklaces but please, in silver/similar.
My absolute number one would be glasses but that probably isn't happening.

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jesas alban’s voice pack really started out with a bang… my heart is beating so fast

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>>70877207
wife-designed toys for dogs...itd be so cute and would make wife so happy and we could take pictures of our dogs with the toys

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>>70877207
I want stuff I could use in the kitchen but I'd also get sad when eventually it wears down...

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>>70878835
I want to spank him for pulling that kind of prank, I listened to it immediately after purchasing and got worried I had to listen to 8 minutes of that but it ended up being really cute and i got heart flutters

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>>70879090
he’s such a little brat! unfortunately i am in love with him. i want to go on a million dates with him.

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>>70879084
I thought something along the lines of this, but I cherish my shitty Doraemon cups that have worn down but lasted since my childhood, it'd be nice to have oshi merch that was sturdy and still represented him even if I used it every day. But those Sonny negi chopsticks are so genius that I'd feel like I'm messing with art if I ate with them. Guess they are saved from too much damage as they aren't for cooking.

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>>70877293
>>70878615
What would you do with onaholes though I'm assuming you're female kek.

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>>70880326
I'm not a woman, I'm just gay and incapable of topping anyone real.

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>>70880326
We have some gay (male) anons here

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>>70878239
i'm a new outclaw i guess, in that i still watched him but never paid close attention until several weeks ago and his appeal just keeps growing and growing
do you recc any of his other vps? i love the awkward boyfriend feel to it

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ueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i miss alban

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I am going to try to make more stuff... I wanna make more stuff for him... I can't keep all my ideas sealed in my brain
RIP Toriyama

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>>70881883
You need to listen to his winter vp it's the most awkward boyfriend-y out of his vps so far in my opinion. Birthday vp is nice too if you want pep talk, it's mostly free talk. I don't have the hero and party voice sadly...

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a bump before i head out, don't die

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>>70880478
anon I believe in you to top your oshi!

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>>70886322
That's very sweet but I don't think I can top Ike. Or Sonny, or Pio. I doubt I could even top Alban.

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>>70886596
okay but in your defense; pio is made to top, all versions of his schizophrenia. Sonny learnt to top from the best. but ike is made for bottoming

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>>70886795
You're right about Sonny and Pio but I think the inability to top Ike or Alban simply means I'm built to receive... It is what it is. C'est la vie. Shouganai.

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>>70886936
I respect that anon, we can have an oshi threesome then

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I don't know where else to ask really but do any maleanons here have tips how to shave while having acne in the same areas?

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He's just like me...
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1766037958900019577

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>>70888557
Not where I expected to find a post about this but uhh... I just suffer honestly. Avoid the worst as best as you can. Use a post-shave gel/balm and hope it helps.
Aside from that all I can advise is cleansing and moisturising to help avoid it in the first place, probably with a BHA cleanser if you're acne-prone. I've heard doing the skincare and then shaving afterwards is a thing some people do but that's anecdotal.
Sorry that's not all that helpful...

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>>70888984
it's okay honestly any help is still help right now, I'm still a bit inexperienced with all this ^-^
and yeah I didn't really know where else to ask and it's awkward to ask someone IRL

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Dead day... Besides Pio and Zali on the morning then Aster doing funger in the evening, there's nothing really going on... Ganbaa thread

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Pio is teasing 'interesting stage stuff' in the panel.
Bokura with wife next week Sat morning LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>70891517
it's a chill friday WITH SO MANY FACKING DEADLINES AIEEEEE

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>>70891551
Don't know if he might change it but so far
>Poco Pio on fri
>Bokura with wife on sat

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>>70891597
Ganbaa, hang in there for the weekend!

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froggy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djL8LXfjrEw

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Ganba froggy

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Ren ring fit today, i will survive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7DMaJ5IL8
the panic in his voice

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>>70891723
IM FACKING FINISHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (for now like 90%) im going to wathcm y OSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>70905131
good job anon!!

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>>70905131
congratulations anon!
whos your oshi?

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>>70907121
thAnk you i clawed tooth and nail to finish
>>70907970
pio san and sexy alien im going to watch the pio stream i missed

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Now that the train is presumably rolling again on 3d debuts, tell me what you want your boy to do during theirs

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>>70910738
finally see him covering his face in embarrassment/frustration would be a dream of mine ; ;

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>>70897368
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1766204711625961943
the friends he's been making are cute

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>>70913667
I hope they fuck good and hard (they are both bottoms)

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>>70910738
want my oshis to learn to ballroom dance with each other and then get caught up in their dancing and all the emotions and then they make out live

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okay im late to the party because ive managed to miss every single date with death stream there ever was somehow, but I thought it was only a niji thing but now seeing one of those other boys having an upcoming stream of the game, what's with it? i heard nothing of it before until now

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>>70910738
There's too many possibilities but for the alter ego roleplay stuff I want to see him actually act out Poco Pio and Dooor lines, and somehow overlay it with him live but idk how that will work. Maybe there will be kurokos. Or he'll defend the arcade from kuroko enemies lol. I want him to go last in Xsoleil even though I love him a lot, but it's solely because he loves writing scenarios with his friends and I want them to be present for that. And then singing, of course. selfishly I want it to be the SOVL earrape singing he did during his karaoke but if he sang I think it would be something he seriously trained for... A duet with Dooor would be kino, where Doppio sings shittily and Dooor actually tryhards
Maybe he can fight a gigantic Debi. Maybe there will be an RPG section where a game he wrote himself will be played out and it will be way too hard to follow.

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i wonder if that anon that wanted to see bearded wife lookalikes is still here? anyways i saw this recommended in my timeline and thought of them
https://www.webtoons.com/en/drama/coffin-jackson/list?title_no=4449

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>>70914769
It's not a company thing, just a visual novel where you chat with the tsun Grim Reaper and date him, along with random computer games. It's a free game if you want to play it.

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>>70910738
i just want to see how he moves and if he makes any gestures when he talks
though for wife it'll probably be impossible...i can only pray for home 3D

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Auban cover announcement maybe at the end of his 3.0...

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Dooor art, Dooor art!
https://twitter.com/_ZZANGTO/status/1766175954072903751

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>>70916426
he's open to doing vr chat so he's interested with doing 3d in some capacity. i'm still delulu since he says he can move to a better place next year (even to a bigger town! maybe even a city? so that means he's now capable to travel at some capacity!) and with all the good news he's been having from the doctors; it can even home 3d 2-3years from now but i still want to believe...

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>>70917538
My pipe dream is that they find some way to help him do it with minimal pain

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>>70910738
Luca has said he'll pole dance about a year and a half ago and if he doesn't I will find his house and fill his room with bugs

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>>70919468
Amen

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>>70910738
Ren concert with his orisongs
Ike concert with Kagami
Vox doing a short movie and showing his physical acting chops

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>>70923804
Sauce me up so I can see the full designs, I really liked those noctyx ones from a while back

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>>70923846
https://twitter.com/YSK2545/status/1766200355228995646

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>>70923973
bless u

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>>70923986
I think they're designed pretty decently! It's pretty much the boys but extra

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ren soon

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ver been alive for a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo-KXp4234A

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>>70917538
>>70919342
he did say technically he could travel via ship...but then there's all the logistics of getting him to a coast, not to mention the time and money and who would care for his pets

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ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRyx3UX7i7M

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>>70927628
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OLD MAN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Ren said to work out with him but I'm so lazy and it's so hot ...

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fuuchan bread in the oven ready to bake

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arubaaaaaaaaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e3Urwici9g