/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>70694856

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

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I LOVE GURA AND LIKE WATCHING HER CONTENT.

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I will love this shork forever.

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Simply love me daughterwife.

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>>70726678
looks good to me, but if you think that's just "okayish", I want to see what you consider good.

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>>70726136

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Gurass

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>>70727742
SNIFFFFF

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I wonder if Gura ever tried to pee in the shower while standing up.

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>>70727438
Lots of obvious AI stuff, I usually spend some time inpainting to get the eyes better and touch up areas.

[Anonymous No.]

I assume someone mentioned it here already last thread but apparently Kronii confirmed an upcoming DRG collab with Gura. The drought will not be as long this time, chumbrothers. Stay strong.

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>>70727732
So we're already back to looping the same shit from months ago now. And here I thought you'd have some new material or something. You're boring me.

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>>70727940
Why is she like this...?

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Imagine having Gura's size, weight, chromosomal makeup, fame, infamy and money.

The people that know about you are split between vague awareness, absolute seething hatred, absolute adoration (stalker-tier), adoration and general positivity.

Every time you do or do not do something, a sizeable number of your fans and enemies will try to create tangible threats to your safety.


And despite that, almost everybody /here/ still manages to go full "I don get, y no strem? emotion hort? no way, u r famus n rich!"


Just imagine: having to deal with hasan-fan tier IQs every time you try to do something professional, and all without even being scum

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>70727882
Neat. I guess kronii and gura and pretty good friends

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>>70727882
Timestamp?

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>>70727882
Didn’t watch the last one, won’t watch this one hate almost every en that isn’t gura. Take your shit to global

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>>70729051
Even the fembuds?

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>>70729051
Stop pretending to be a chumbud. It's for your own good. You're wasting your life.

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>>70729286
Oyasame

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I need to sexually bully and ryona this little shirako slut T u T

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>>70729149
I like fauna she’s fine and why I didn’t say all.

[Anonymous No.]

How puffy is Gura?

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>>70729325

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>>70729286
goob morning

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>>70729286
sleep tight buddy

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>>70727882
she didn't, if it was shortly before Kronii got frustrated with something and went BRB for a few minutes
I checked after I saw someone in global talk about it and it was bull, she was talking about a kromet(her+anya+kaela apparently?) DRG collab that was gonna happen but didn't, also apparently DRG has like time limited perms or something

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>>70729286

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>>70729622
not puffy enough

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>>70728211
You are literally the swiss doxxfag. Why aren't you using a name anymore?

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>>70729800
hm...

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>>70729800
hmm

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>>70729899
Isn't it tiresome calling everyone a swissfag constantly, and ontop of that being wrong 80% of the time

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>>70729286
sharkdreams

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>>70729789
So you have a timestamp then?

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>>70730081
Why she have pussylips in her armpits?

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>>70730148
Idk about you, but I want to fuck Gura's sweaty armpits, especially when they're really sticky and stinky after dance practice.

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>>70730148
Get through your biology classes and you might learn about adipose fat content

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>>70730148
She has a lot of cumbuds to take care of, she has to improvise.

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Did she really change her discord name and was given roles in his server?

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>>70730473
retard

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yes.

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>>70729899
Thank you for the (you) anon, what the fuck are you talking about?

I'm almost curious enough to ask what that was about, even though I'm smart enough to know that I don't want to know

[Anonymous No.]

The dinogura outlived the sawconbopsis

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Are the people here actually joking or do they really mean it when they say they want to do naughty things with Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting over an automatic discord policy update.
Holy shit threadshitters are pathetic.

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>>70730133
https://youtu.be/2i7W6tLZY2k?t=7782
no mention of Gura and this is when some dude was acting like it was an upcoming gurame collab or something
just more of the usual making shit up

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>>70730773
>Naughty things
elaborate?

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>>70730820
I mean he was talking about her not mentioning McDonalds lately as some rrat, dude has absolutely literally nothing. He's grasping for the most ridiculous things imaginable.

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>>70730820
they should fix that bug where it assigns two roles, F and FwB, to a random person in the server.

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>>70730829
Wait you’re telling me someone bringing up random members in a thread about gura was a shitposter

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>>70730829
lame

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>>70730773
I'm 100% serious when I say that I want to marry Gura and make her happy in every way I can, that includes sexually. I want to learn what she likes the most and leave her a quivering mess, barely or even unable to walk for a while.

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>>70730829
well, now I am disappointed.

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I can't wait for him to post the fake screenshots again. I still remember his retarded email chain to himself.

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I should've saved more gurame art back when it was in its prime.

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>>70730773
Are you trying to gatekeep an adult woman from biology itself?

Get the fuck back to twitter you 12 yr old faggot.

Also, on a kinder note, don't listen to your mother - you don't need to transition.
You're probably just gay or autistic.

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Some AI cowboy Gooba

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>>70731124
Why are you talking about nyf stuff here on GGG, it is like you are trying to move attention TO the doxx shit...idiot

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They should just have a janny stationed at /ggg/ at this point

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>>70731124
If you had been watching related streams lately, you'd be able to figure out why she wasn't streaming. Don't worry though, she probably leaves today or tomorrow and will be back by late march.

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>>70731340
Thanks for the reply botchama, maybe try to make your reply make sense next time though.

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>>70731230
>nooo don't make fun of the schizo
retard.

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>>70731259
One of those pairs of tits is gone now...

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>>70731458
Make fun of him WITHOUT drawing attention to that site it happened on you fucking retarded fucker

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>>70731399
It was a hint, retard.

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>>70731219
this is good, I only notice the fucked up stitches on the left side of the tail.

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>>70731506
oh yeah, Mel... I kinda forgot about her.

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>>70731516
Anon are you retarded, what fucking site? I didn't even mention a site. The only site in my post was this one, where the schizo hangs out.

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>>70731506
the dent in her cheeks remain

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>>70731189
They're a happily married couple now.

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>>70731259
That must reek

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>>70731609
to be fair to (you) yeah, not having knowledge of something sufficient to exclude it cannot be used as proof that it was meant to be included

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that real chumbies don't bite bait. Goob night.

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>>70731719
sleep well chumbie

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>>70731705
You're an actual retard.

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>>70731601
She started streaming again after all this time. A lot of crying. She said that her only friends were scared to contact her but the day after she streamed they asked if she was okay.
I feel bad for Ame. She was one of the only JPs that seemed to want to be her friend and now she's gone.

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Dude spamming "swissfag", calling everyone retarded, drawing attention to doxx-info, yeah, why is this idiot not banned yet?

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Some of you seriously need to get laid

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>>70731811
More likely you're just illiterate

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>>70731340
If you're talking about the streams I think you're talking about, then I doubt anyone here even knows they happened. I didn't see anyone talking about them, and I kind of prefer it that way.

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>>70731837
Other than gura, I don't know any other femgators. Then again I don't leave /ggg/

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>>70731956
>getting laid
normalfags...

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>>70731506
She’s not missed to be real

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I wonder if Gura ever had sex

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>>70731998
More likely you're a tourist and have no clue what mockery I was even talking about initially. The only thing I was referring to was the schizo making a fool of himself in the threads, like he always does. You're defending him an awful lot, so it's looking more likely you're just him trying not to be made fun of again.

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>>70732132
I remember global talking about her return stream a couple years ago. Thats the last time I watched a mel stream.

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>>70732156
More than one person can think that you are a fucking amputated brain retard, retard

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>>70731867
>Dude spamming "swissfag"
fucking retard I have no clue what site you're talking about. The namefag is using doxx and off topic references as his names. He fucked up and wrote a number using an apostrophe as a decimal seperator in >>70007761. The only people that do that are Swiss. Now he's angry that I keep pointing that out just like how you're angry that I'm pointing that out. Hmm...

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Figures

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>>70732156
If you're talking about /here/, think of it less as being a tourist and more of a casual observer at the zoo, rather than an exhibited animal, sure.

But no, you genuinely cannot use ignorance as proof of intent.

This isn't 40k.

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I think its more efficient to drown out shitposters with images

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Vagueposters should be shot on site.

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>>70732312
> He fucked up and wrote a number using an apostrophe as a decimal seperator in >>70007761. The only people that do that are Swiss.

I bet you 48,000 USD the swiss aren't the only people that do that and on top of that, I'm now looking up what countries are explicitly racist against the swiss so I can find out what slurs to use against you lmfao

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>>70732417
im gonna slep

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>>70732509
You are literally him, faggot. You didn't even know that you were doing it wrong and thought you were writing it with American notation last thread.
>>70698955
And you use the same retarded spacing he does. You are him. Kill yourself.

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I've always wondered why weirdos have made /ggg/ their home but I guess they've always been here.

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>>70732513
Guess I'll head out too

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why do Gura antis have to jump through hoops to convey some nothing burger tho serious question
did you know it only took like weeks for all the Advent girls to be headshotted by nijinigs

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>>70732637
Wrong. It took them months to show up.

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>>70732509
>>70698955
Fucking lmao. It's literally the same.

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>>70732622
>HE IS USING DOXXNAMES

Post not using doxxname

>>YOU ARE HIM

Fucking kek how retarded you are

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>>70732698
>headshotted
What does that mean?

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>>70732622
No you faggot, I'm >>70730725
you need to take your meds or remember that murricans and the swiss aren't the only two countries out there and /then/ take your meds

Just because you're so institutionalised from being /here/ that you don't understand why people would want to format properly, that doesn't make people that do all the same person jfc

Go over to x so those poor bastards have somebody to laugh at for being less stable than they are

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>>70732392
Since you're clearly retarded ill spoonfeed you as to what that anon was talking about

49813301

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>>70732741
You can fuck off to x as well if you're not the same guy trying to back his own schizophrenia, that other person called it 'writing in american english', don't lay that shit at my feet

Speak some proper English, keep your murrican illiteracy to yourself

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>>70731956
duh, but I'm saving myself for Gura to consummate our marriage.

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>>70732892
nta, but terminal lurking doesn't mean you're not retarded
touch something green at least

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>>70732917
Can i shit on your face and call you Matilda?

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>>70732807
>format properly
you're the same subhuman retard that's been posting like this for weeks. You're also the faggot that posts shit about Marine and Gura's numbers. No one formatted their posts like you until you showed up a few weeks ago. Your shit is obvious. You're ESL enough, but not entirely, so it's easy to spot your posts. The likely reason for this is because you're a yurofaggot, which lines up with your posting times, your poor grasp of English, and why you used swiss decimal notation in that post. Your use of reddit spacing makes you stick out like a sore thumb, you fucking retard.

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>>70733134
oi nah cunt

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>>70732892
So you're also the doxxpajeet. Why aren't you dead yet? Don't you know how much happier your parents would be with you gone?

[Benjamin BingBang No.]

>>70733160
>which lines up with your posting times
>previously claimed to be american
>posting at the same timeframe as the "yurofaggot"
>lines up with your posting times

Dude, holy retardness, don't you even realize how fucking braindead all your statements are? You are disproving yourself in the very same sentence as you are trying to prove it...

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I think its neat that /ggg/ has a split

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>>70733287
Your reading reps anon, the post was making fun of the doxfaggot.

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>>70733160
Except I haven't been posting like this for weeks - I only look at /vt every other week if I can help it, I'm not from or in Europe, my posting times don't even line up with the european timezones, I have a better grasp of English than you, decimal comma exists in countries almost everywhere in the world and calling a type of formatting that predates reddit 'reddit spacing'..

Do you have asperger's by any chance? If not, you definitely need to get that checked out.
It will explain a lot for you.

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So are there any chumbies on or did everyone go to sleep?

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>>70733287
Are you saying I'm being (you)'d by a schizophrenic doxxer that is also a pajeet, being called fucking swiss of all things?

No fucking wonder they can't get a PM that doesn't sell their shit to China, they're all fucked in the head

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Haven't seen Marine schizo today. Thank god

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If Gura had the exact same personality, except she was Australian, would you guys be able to look past that glaring character flaw and still love her?

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>>70733466
I said I was going to sleep but I'm still awake orz

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>>70733538
Same personality and mannerisms? Ye.

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>>70733586
Same personality and mannerisms, but she has a heavy Aussie accent, and instead of wasps she has other giant insects roaming her home.

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>>70733403
>decimal comma exists in countries almost everywhere in the world
Are you retarded or illiterate? First, no. You do not have a better grasp of English than I do.
Second, he(you) did not use a comma decimal separator. He used an apostrophe decimal separator for the thousands place. That's something that's only common among swiss. And if you can't tell the difference between an apostrophe and a comma, then that's further proof of my first point.

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>>70733538
If possible she'd be even more fun to watch if she spoke any of the three Australian dialects of English

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>>70733679
I wonder what aussie gura would sound like

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>>70733510
No, moron. This poster >>70732892 linked to one of the pajeet's old doxxposts. He says it was a joke, but I doubt it and you have the same formatting.

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Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

i miss gura

i hope she is okay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZf3O54nbf4

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>>70733538
I would still love Gura with the same personality and a totally different body.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to smell gura

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>>70733931
She'll be fine. She isn't going to Japan alone.

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>>70733538
You're just asking if people would watch hakos

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>>70733832
The original post looked like actual mockery to me, it wasn't even in the normal style as the doxfag.

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>>70734138
They aren't really the same

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>>70733818
Think Bae, but speaking formal

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>>70733982
same desu

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>>70733982
That wouldn't be Gura anymore.

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I miss my sisterdaughterwife

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>>70733832
I'm going to assume you're not the same (you) as this retard >>70733694, but sure, the formatting could be similar.

Picks up on a comma being used instead of an apostrophe, decides the conflicting punctuation indicates the same person instead of a different one.. fucking bravo to that easily trapped fuckwit

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This is my sharkdaughterwifegurandma

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>>70734191
In terms of how they'd be as an Australian they are, that's the crucial part.

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>>70734492
nah I don't like all australian vtubers equally that's fucking dumb

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I miss my onahole's body T u T

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>>70734492
interesting

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>>70733538
being American is part of Gura's personality so it wouldn't be the same

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>>70734445
I'm >>70733694
You really are fucking retarded and illiterate. The swiss doxx fag only used the apostrophe separator once back in >>70007761. No one is saying that you're him because you used some comma separator. What the fuck are you even talking about? Why do you keep bringing up the comma separator?
The swiss fag used ' in the thousands place. That is called an apostrophe, you stupid fuck. A comma is this ,
The reason you're being called the doxx namefag is because you format your posts the same exact way and you're ESL. You also talk about the same shit he does and are vague posting like he does.
You aren't fooling anyone. Kill yourself.

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>>70734605
then you're not engaging with the question of how she'd sound like as an australian you idiot

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Wife status?

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>>70734920
it's not even true there's enough difference between australians that you could like one and not like another based purely on their voice/speaking mannerisms

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>>70734965
>>70731340

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>>70734890
Faced with unbridled schizophrenia, I've been found unable to identify the specific trigger that set somebody off.
The horror.

Your grasp on what the term ESL means is even more lacking than that, so I'm going to have to send you a framed Et tu, fuckhead?

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>>70735033
There's no reason for you to be formatting your posts that way other than you trying to imitate the marine numberfaggot, who started doing it a couple weeks ago, and then the doxx name faggot started when he stopped. (hint they're the same person).
So if you're doing it to try and impersonate a doxxfaggot, then I don't even feel bad if you're not him. I'll still gladly tell you to kill yourself, because you should.

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Hypothetically speaking, if you had to cook a pasta dish for gooba, and if you got the pasta or sauce wrong, you were no longer allowed to make comfy food for her, but were instead forced to sign the kurosanji contract...

Suggestions?

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Thicc

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>>70733982
I would love Gura even if she was a worm.

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>>70735211
What if it's actually because I refuse to be terminally institutionalised /here/, only using it as a means to sift for grains of truth from rrats?

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Child

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>>70735234
It's weird. Why do some artists feel the need to ruin a great thing? Are they scared of appreciating a more petite and younger looking form?
There are plenty of characters that look like that. So why do they feel the need to draw her so off-model? It's pathetic and stupid.

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>>70735330
Harlot

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>>70735330
>>70735390
yeah mine

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Booba huhaha

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>>70735311
No one formatted their posts here like that until a couple weeks ago. The fact that you're trying to claim that you started when the doxxfaggot arrived, who formats his posts just like yours, is suspicious.
Which means you're either him or you're a tourist newfaggot and need to go the fuck back. And I'm leaning towards the former, considering you didn't even know the difference between a comma and an apostrophe.
Kill yourself.

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>>70735390
is that a...

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>>70735481

[Anonymous No.]

you find the most ridiculous shit to argue about...

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Gura is my daughter and also my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is anon's wife and my semen bucket T u T

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I know there are a lot of schizos, but it genuinely is her fault for why things ended up this way. You can't just encourage people to rely on you and fall in love with you, foster that dependence, and then suddenly abandon everyone for 5 months without a single word and pretend like nothing is happening the entire time. That's inhuman behavior. That's going to make anyone who loves you go fucking insane.

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>>70735977
Your fault for being too lonely and falling in love with her. Should've kept your sanity and kept it at pure lust.

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>>70735486
A. I've posted like that from over a year ago on vt no less
B.you're not taking being baited into being even more schizophrenic well are you?

How do you say stuff in swiss again.... I should fuck with you at this point just to recoup some brain cells

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>>70735977
but casuals tell me that's weird and cringe

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>>70735333
They want to put their own spin on it, and it's just a perspective change anyway, those proportions still work for model-accurate

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Some naked cowboy
https://files.catbox.moe/4wl3cs.png

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>>70735977
it's how non-schizophrenics with time spent as a hiki think, anon.
It's not inhuman, it's just socially awkward /and/ contractually obliged to be quiet about things while busy

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>>70736250
good stuff, can you make one without cutting off the bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw we'll never really be back again

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>>70736284
>contractually obliged to be quiet about things while busy
No she's not. The other's aren't. They talk to their fans and spend time with them and stream when they're busy all the fucking time. Only Gura doesn't do that.

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>>70736344
You finally understand?

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>>70736344
whenever something good happens, life has to ruin it or take it away somehow. can't have shit in this fucked up world.

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Always love my shark.

[Anonymous No.]

She isn't going to Japan alone.

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>>70736352
The others have also been quiet about projects that have not yet come to fruition, in japan especially, because of the many, many things surrounding that, not least of which being legal issues
whose point were you trying to prove anon

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>>70736316
can try, it's mostly a gamble with the hands

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>>70736549
She's going with Ame?

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>>70736403
It was all detroit all along

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>>70736552
Bae is on "break" right now and she is tweeting at least 4-6 times a day.
I'm not talking about them talking about their projects. I'm talking about them just talking to their fans or streaming. Gura is the only one that doesn't. Look at her hours. She has the lowest by far.
Look at her twitter. She has the lowest by far.
Look at her streams. She has the lowest by far.
She doesn't love her fans at all and has never had any desire to be around us. It has nothing to do with anxiety or projects or illness. She just doesn't like us and doesn't want to spend time with us. She hasn't for years.

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>>70736575
She's going with Kiara, Kiara said she'll be watching over Gura there.

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If we meant a lot to her, she would want to spend time with us and so she would try and find a way to do that. If she loved us, she would stream.

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>>70736690
She did have that desire, for a long time, and then some of the fans started showing their power level too much too frequently

[Anonymous No.]

I should have gone to sleep an hour ago.

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>>70736752
this is the crux of the situation, simply put

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>>70736728
Kiara isn't going to Japan yet. She's at Ina's house in Canada. She said she would take care of Gura in Japan, but then that means that Gura won't even be there this week.

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Told you fucks I was right, Guras actually with in Japan with her bushy pucci ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70736884
Does she get naked?

[Anonymous No.]

ah, nothing completes a day on /vt/ without two white guys who can't read call each other ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>70736752
I'd say "deal with the super creeps and things would look up" but even somebody Pippa's size managed to get more than one henri, and she's not nearly as uoh so what hope does gura have

[Anonymous No.]

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70737037
HOLY ESL

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jealous of the chumbies that got the signed water bottles.

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>>70737037
>call

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>>70737124
It's Gura's fault for being so overly secretive. It honestly does feel like she's constantly hiding everything and isn't ever upfront with the things she says. It feels like she's trying to obfuscate and hide things that she knows her fans would be upset by. It feels like she can't talk about herself at all because everything she does off-stream involves something that she can't talk about and so she has no stories and won't share anything with her fans.
So of course people are going to wonder why she doesn't talk about herself as much as other streamers or vtubers.

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sameanko got 10 ebis

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>>70737344
Wondering is fine and normal, harassing is toxic as hell, and it only takes a few being on par with henri to make somebody paranoid - there are hundreds at least for gura if she shares, they show up and harass her, if she doesn't, they show up to harass her anyway
If she puts a message "don't harass" they take it as a fucking challenge
No shit the top marketing face of the industry is cagey about things
Doesn't apply to you, you're not one of the hyper freaks that are in anybody's top 10 list of randoms that are realistically trying to find and turn up at her front door? Cool - you're not one of the ones she's wary of.
At least, so long as you don't sperg out and harass her for not paying attention when it's a massive weight on shoulders.
Can't relate? Go find somebody with a different skin tone to you and ask them what colour their blood is, maybe you'll start to get it

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>>70737504
You're talking to the cuckposter anon, there are no real chumbies here tonight.

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>>70737843
I just want gooba to be comfy, I don't even know man
cuckposter or whoever, just as long as she gets harassed less

[Anonymous No.]

I actually exercised "tomorrow" just like I said I would.
I am so back.
I will now masturbate to Gura's body

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know what's been with all of the silliness in the threads lately, but I really love my Gura.

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>>70737843
I’m here.

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>>70735333
maybe they just don't know how to draw kids

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Naked AI cowboy Gooba, had to bring out the photoshop to edit out some annoying parts.
https://files.catbox.moe/mqd55m.png

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>>70737289
the sushiro thing? I didn't know those were signed jeez. Are they all signed?

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>>70738622
thank you for your service

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why did she stop streaming again ? i thought we were finally back

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>>70727058
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwXCn-um-c4

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>>70739967
Why is her head expanding?

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>>70740062
Because she is fish.

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>>70739898
Dunno, anon. But maybe you should keep posting stuff like this everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

she shouldn't talk about any upcoming collabs or projects anymore, whenever she teases something, it will not come true. Lethal company collab, Full Color MV, Reflect Jazz.....

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>>70738696
no not all but seems like everyone posting on twitter had theirs signed

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>>70740062
Brain inflation

[Anonymous No.]

My wife.

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10% chance for a signed bottle allegedly

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>>70740571
But that's my abusive wife...

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>>70740914
You are living the dream. Wish I could have gotten one. any other merch that has a chance to be signed?

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>>70740990
I heard there's a 2% chance for tail plushies to have her genuine fart particles on them.

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So quiet... Did mommy Gura put all the chumbies to bed?

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>>70740914
Is it really signed by her? To me that looks like generic stamp that they use for non limited merch

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>70740914
what the fuck
why does that bottle look like its good for holding baby milk powder
literal first impression in my head

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>>70742091
100% stamped/duplicated.

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>>70742417
So nothing really lost.

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>>70742361
Samen

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>>70742411
you know why

[Anonymous No.]

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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[Anonymous No.]

Why did Gura stop streaming again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70740914
Did you have to buy this in-person, or can it be bought online somewhere?
Actually, does anybody know if any of the Fes merch is available online?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70740990
>>70744156
pic isn't mine
it's from twitter

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70743658
I plapped her too hard so cunny hort

[Anonymous No.]

>>70745273
What Edifiers are those?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura approaches you and demands that you demonstrate your loyalty to her. What do you do?
Nightmare difficulty: nothing sexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>70746041
pick her up by her tail and give her the boot

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>>70746041
I shit myself

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>>70746041

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>>70746041
Does popping the question count as "sexual"

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>>70746041
Jawohl!

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so the chumbud shrimp has officially taken Bloop's place as Gura's mascot correct

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>>70747300
What the fuck is a bloop?

[Anonymous No.]

MY wife

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>>70746041
I hand her the freshly flayed skin of a stalker along with his bleached and taxidermied skull

[Anonymous No.]

any Gura sightings recently?

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>>70737843
>the real fan is the one bringing up pippa
fucking retard

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>>70737504
What the ever living fuck are you talking about, faggot?
No one knows who you're fucking referring to. No one gives a shit about your 2view stalker problem or whatever.
Fuck off.
>Can't relate? Go find somebody with a different skin tone to you and ask them what colour their blood is, maybe you'll start to get it
Seriously. What in the world do you even mean? A pig's blood is also red, you stupid fuck. Doesn't make you less of an animal.

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[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell sweaty gura

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[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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https://litter.catbox.moe/nuvkl4.jpg

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>>70752171
My adorable bratty little princess can do no wrong.

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https://youtu.be/-nwoorAlqyg?si=Kz-A3u_YoKnS1BqZ
cant wait to see what gura does for fes

[Anonymous No.]

>>70753807
Something cute and funny

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>>70753807
farquad-looking ass

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning retards

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>>70737476
So did I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70755372
goob morning faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

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[Anonymous No.]

c word...

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>>70758032

[Anonymous No.]

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

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>>70750954
btw, I wasn't being racist by this. I am seriously confused by what he fucking meant.

[Anonymous No.]

I think this needs to be said especially with all the schizos but Gura is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70759486
Bold thing to say without proof, anon.

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How does this picture of a retard make you feel chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70759701
Absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

[Anonymous No.]

I want to start a gura death cult and sacrifice homos.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwamoco have blogged their entire trip and move to Japan, tweet multiple times every day about it, and they wish their fans good night and good morning. They're worried that their fans are lonely while they can't stream and even made a free chat where they occasionally show up and say something or talk about how things are going and what's happening. They even said when they arrived in Japan to let their fans know that they're safe and made it there okay.
That's what it looks like when someone loves you.
Why is Gura so distant? She even said that she wanted to be more appreciative and make us smile. Is there just no love in her heart at all? I'm absolutely sure that there is. And I'm sure that Gura does all these things too, just not for us.

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>Fuwamoco have blogged their entire trip and move to Japan, tweet multiple times every day about it, and they wish their fans good night and good morning. They're worried that their fans are lonely while they can't stream and even made a free chat where they occasionally show up and say something or talk about how things are going and what's happening. They even said when they arrived in Japan to let their fans know that they're safe and made it there okay.
That's what it looks like when someone loves you.
Why is Gura so distant? She even said that she wanted to be more appreciative and make us smile. Is there just no love in her heart at all? I'm absolutely sure that there is. And I'm sure that Gura does all these things too, just not for us.

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>>70761681
They haven't even been in the company for 1 year yet, let alone 3.5 like Gura. Gura was very active with her fans in her first year too. You're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Will Gura off collab with the Bau Baus in Japan?

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>>70761681
Gura said she can't have chat running without a mod. They must really like their fans if they paid mods for their 24/7 free chat.

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>>70761681
You already tried looping this shit twelve hours ago in this same thread. It's Booooooring.

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>>70761681
Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

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>>70762439
Just report and move on. If you ignore them like their parents did they’ll look for attention elsewhere

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>>70761681
What exactly is the point of constantly posting stuff like this here? If you have a question for Gura, then ask her yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura a fembud?

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>>70742361
samen

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>>70727058
Imagine her lifting her tail up like that so she could let out a long fart (as a prank of course)

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>>70762742
Sure, I'll call her number right now.

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>>70762439
>>70762742
This is the first time I've mentioned them here in over a week. The last time was on 2/24 when they announced their move to Japan and I pointed out that time when Gura said she thought about moving there.

It hurts that Gura is the complete opposite of them. She doesn't talk to us about anything and just disappears for months without a word. It's now been two weeks since the last time we heard from her at all. She doesn't even like shit on twitter. That's not something that someone does if they like you. A bunch of people get really mad whenever I point that out, but how do you not understand that? I feel like I'm in fucking clown world whenever you get mad at anyone for being upset about her avoiding us.
I think most of you are really autistic and have just never been around anyone that cared about you before and you've never cared about anyone else either, so you just have no idea what it actually looks like when someone cares about their fans. Gura doesn't, and I'm so tired of people coping by pretending that she does.

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>>70762412
Cover hired 50 general moderators that are available 24/7.
But regardless, it wasn't that Gura couldn't run chat without a mod. She just didn't want to.
Other holos have 24/7 freechats going on all the time, and they've been doing that for years, way before cover hired full time moderator staff.

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>>70763756
Are you a fembud?

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>>70763389
You never say anything even when you get the chance.
>>70763756
Pretty sure the autistic one would be someone like you who constantly posts stuff like this in this thread as if it accomplishes anything. If you have a question to Gura, you can ask her like everyone else is able to do.

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>>70764265
>If you have a question to Gura, you can ask her like everyone else is able to do.
I have. No answer.

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>>70763756
whatever you say sis

[Anonymous No.]

I asked Gura to cyb0rseggz me and she did!

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>>70761681
What makes you think I gives a shit what the teletubbies do? I only watch Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Shion is sexier than Gura

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I'm really starting to doubt her ghostings have anything to do with health or IRl troubles

This woman is terminally lazy and luckmaxxed her way to the top, making her even lazier since her daily bread does not require effort. In fact I bet if you asked her she'd tell you the basic ass recordings she does 3 days a month are some sort of herculean effort

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>>70764744
It's not about them specifically. It's about how someone like you, who's never known what love looks like, thinks he is getting it from someone who abandoned him.
You don't love Gura. Not truly. If you did, you would be heartbroken by what's happening. You're a first-grader that talked to a girl on the bus and now you tell everyone she's your girlfriend, when in reality, you have no idea what that even means or looks like.

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>>70764880
Gura agrees but shion disagrees

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>>70764880
I don't disagree. I thin it goes

1. Shion
2. Gura
3.Laplus
4. Biboo

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>>70764880
I might as well goom to Shion again

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>>70765001
>You're a first-grader that talked to a girl on the bus and now you tell everyone she's your girlfriend, when in reality, you have no idea what that even means or looks like.
Wtf is this shit? Gura is 100% fuck meat, I would never ever get into a relationship with that thing.

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>>70765122
>I would never ever get into a relationship with that thing.
why not?

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>>70764966

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>>70764966
Please show your bushy pucci, fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70764966
Gura isn't streaming or communicating on purpose. She's doing it because she thinks it will obfuscate when she leaves. She has a reason to do that this time because she doesn't want what people found out last time and posted about here to happen again.
She should be arriving in Japan either today or tomorrow. She will be back by late March.

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>>70765288
>Indecisive
>Flaky
>Baggage
>Messy living space
>Goes at her own pace (slow)
I can wait an infinite time for her next stream but if I had to live with someone who does things at a snails pace I fucking can't. It's not about changing the other person in a relationship, it's about tolerating their quirks and for Gura I fucking can't. Not compatible at all.

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>>70765738
you don't think she treats the people she actually cares about differently?

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>>70765738
Then you shouldn't get on peoples' case when they love and miss her. You're a tourist here. You can stay and be a cumbud or whatever, but your opinion doesn't matter.

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>>70765835
I don't care how she treats people. I don't like a partner that has no direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70765738
We know the statistics about lesbian relationships. She’ll probably abuse you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70765904
I will when they try to compare her to not Guras. "Why isn't she like the teletubbies" Because she's Gura lol.

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>>70765738
>Indecisive
>Flaky
>Baggage
>Messy living space
>Goes at her own pace (slow)
Someone really needs to tell Gura that this behavior is just completely unacceptable, vtuber or otherwise.

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>>70765835
This. People act like her gaming group doesn't know everything about her and why she isn't streaming at any given point. She talks to them every day and 100% has told them about all her health problems and worries and concerns and why she takes so many breaks. They know everything because Gura treats the people she cares about way different than she treats us.

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>>70766025
Again, you only care about her model. So it doesn't matter to you how she treats her fans. She could graduate and you wouldn't care because people will still make art of her for years after it happens.
So your opinion is less than worthless. You wouldn't even care if she died.

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>>70766301

[Anonymous No.]

demotivation squad is getting a bit desperate that chumbies are vibin just waiting for gura to finish her projects

[Anonymous No.]

*pees*

[Anonymous No.]

>>70766556
>projects
*WHEEEEZE*

[Anonymous No.]

>>70766556
Gura’s not broke, her fans aren’t broke but the people that her are. It’s the only thing they can afford to do

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>>70766556
>finish her projects
Wow, kore cope wa natsukashii
>she's working on projects
Lmao, what is this, 2022?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70766615
*sip sip sip sip*

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a while since I've been here and things are exactly the same desu
good luck chumbabies

[Anonymous No.]

Gura pees farts and burps, maybe even poos...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767117
>came back to check after she's been gone for weeks
what else did you expect to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767181
all into my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I'll always be patient with my daughterwife. I love this little dummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70766748
>>70766972
>that much desperation
thanks for proving me right, looking forward to you going full mald after seeing the chumbies enjoy fes

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>>70764966
Doing something like that 3 times a month IS a herculean effort though. Doing shit in general takes way more effort than you people act like it does.
>hurr fucking durr that's just because you're lazy
Seethe about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767337
holy shit shes in fes.... the thing that everyone else is doing and still streaming

[Anonymous No.]

I will not miss this thread.

I do however miss Goob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767462
and every EN living outside japan took a break from streaming while recording, yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767595
Not an over two week disappearance and they still streamed occasionally.

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>>70767337
What does fes have to do with anything? The dogs are literally moving to Japan and yet they still have tons of downtime and choose to use some of it to talk to their fans, do twitter spaces, and tweet about their day. Gura completely shuts out everything hololive, including us when she disappears like this and doesn't even like artwork on twitter because she never actually cared about it or enjoyed doing it.

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>>70767595
Gura isn't in Japan yet, retard. She spent these last two weeks doing nothing related to hololive. But she won't talk about what it was because she knows it would hurt us.

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>>70767595
None of them stopped tweeting while they were in Japan recording. And none of them were gone for 5 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767771
Oh, it's the cuckposter. How predictable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70767337
>>70767595
Mori said that she'd be able to see the other next week when they get to Japan, which means Gura wasn't even there this whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

No one made /cc/ yet?