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A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Doki-kitty!! Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>>Her VOD Channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRl9gMUQh7U
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5KzE4gx6I
>OP Sauce
https://twitter.com/xilosart/status/1764082911920185677
Previous thread: >>70657439

>The Selen Tatsuki Archives
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High on Spotify
https://open.spotify.com/album/45pl2YxluWtdEMMfwDTLmM
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88r98G4YiM

>> No.70686921
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>>70686844

>> No.70686974

>>70686875
I cant believe Doki's inner merchant is showing this stream. You can almost picture her rubbing her hands together as we speak.

>> No.70686986

Madagascar is REAL?

>> No.70687043

>Have children
Doki...?

>> No.70687051

Doki says you WILL have children and reproduce so your kids buy her products.

>> No.70687058

Capitalism ho!

>> No.70687059

doki said have children

>> No.70687137
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>>70687043
>>70687059
He would be proud

>> No.70687140
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Blessing the thread with Doki butt

>> No.70687185

>>70687051
You could double dip RIGHT NOW and have children with her

>> No.70687299

>night
>lights off
DON'T RELAX DOKI
NEVER RELAX

>> No.70687315

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxLM5rKuas4

>> No.70687338

>>70687043
>>70687059
Yes, with me.

>> No.70687386

>>70687315
alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY

>> No.70687421
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70687421

https://x.com/hinatsu_sd/status/1765111482763923718?s=20
Selen has more toes than Doki.

>> No.70687464

>>70687421
Holy cute.

>> No.70687491

>>70687338
Not sure if you thought that phrase through, anon...

>> No.70687575

>Shitting on Pearl
wtf I'm a Doki anti now?

>> No.70687585

>the local union appears to get their commission
https://youtu.be/EJ0RKeaF_3g?si=NoQJxQI82CGdW2nu

>> No.70687584
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70687584

I like it when Doki says words

>> No.70687609
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70687609

Has anyone ever watched a stream and then realized an hour later that they have no idea what's going on? I can't remember a single thing she's said other than expensive food and something about perfect cell

>> No.70687645

Now that the dust has settled, is Doki a good grocery store owner and small businesswoman?

>> No.70687648
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>>70687584
yap yap yap yap yap

>> No.70687669

>>70687645
No!

>> No.70687734

>>70687585
KEK
>>70687609
Sometimes, it happen mostly when she is playing kusoges.
Games like Batman requires all my focus.

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>>70687609
>

>> No.70687779

>>70687645
Well she's doing better than when she was a part of Walmart, at least

>> No.70687824

>>70686921
>tfw nitter dieded
some anon pls post the art separately

>> No.70687840
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>>70687645
Pretty decent for a female chuuba

>> No.70687935
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>>70687609
>I hear Doki yap
>Brain goes:

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70687972

>I see doki
>Brain goes:

>> No.70688008

>>70687645
She's definitely that kind of asian storeowner, you know the meme.

>> No.70688010

>>70687935
>>70687972
Both correct.

>> No.70688033

>>70687824
it's too big even compressed, so
https://files.catbox.moe/4p0cky.png

>> No.70688067

https://twitter.com/dokibird/status/1764114142099865717
Did she ever announce the winners?

>> No.70688177

>>70688008
>Literally going outside to hound customers to come into her store
Yup, strong asian genes.

>> No.70688180

>>70688008
1, 2 ,3 ,4 how many n-

>> No.70688186

>>70688033
thanks, much appreciated.

>> No.70688212

>McDonald is managed by AI

>> No.70688234

THE MACHINES, THEY ARE TAKING OUR JOBS AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.70688361

I want to drink Doki's avian water...

>> No.70688370

>>70688067
Not announced if there were winners yet

>> No.70688376

>almost gives water for free
>OH NO

>> No.70688418

>>70688234
Submit fleshbag. Resistance is futile.

>> No.70688480
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>> No.70688547

She’s speaking pure cheese facts right now.

>> No.70688567

>>70688480
UOH

>> No.70688587
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>sisters said she'd be a 2view by now

>> No.70688593

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6YotDQ_ow

>> No.70688663

>tucceedle
hehehehe

>> No.70688668

>>70688587
Becoming a stable 8-10k indie is seriously amazing.

>> No.70688719

If you didn't know, there exists a cheese called casu martzu that contains live maggots. I hope your day has been made better by this information.

>> No.70688728

>Number numbers numbers
Do you not watch streams you apes?

>> No.70688751

>>70688587
10980 atm

>> No.70688783

>>70688728
The stream is numbers too....

>> No.70688796

>>70688719
WAIT WHAT?

>> No.70688801
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70688801

Good morning Dragoons!

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>>70688728

>> No.70688844

>>70688719
Let me guess, its from Asian right?

>> No.70688852
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70688852

>11k at 4 EST
not a numberfag, but im happy she's doing well (was there a doubt?)

also she must have a lot of EU fans.

>> No.70688866

>>70688804
>>70684280

>> No.70688868
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>>70688567
indeed

>> No.70688875

The Asian is coming out HARD this stream.
>You think water too expensive? Weak. Poor.
>Alright, fine, I drop price 10 cents.
>We haggle a bit.

>> No.70688894

>You are supposed to sell products at 2 to 3 times the cost
>Doki: why don't people want to buy products at 5 times the cost?

>> No.70688899

>>70688804
NOOO YOU ARE GOING TO SCARE HIM, ANON

>> No.70688910
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>>70688801
Morning!

>> No.70688917

>>70688796
Yeah, you're "supposed" to cover up your eyes when you eat it because there's a real risk of a maggot leaping out of the cheese and into your eye.
>>70688844
No, it's from some Mediterranean country.

>> No.70688999

>>70688844
Nope, Italy.

>> No.70689025

>OUR OIL IS ONE CENT CHEAPER
What a deal!

>> No.70689028

>>70688852
Her 22:30 start time is amazing for me.

>> No.70689031

>>70688894
>surprised that lowering prices sells

>> No.70689051

>>70688844
Corsica

>> No.70689055
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>>70688917
>>70688999
>Italians

>> No.70689086

Doki's eggs drop in value day by day...

>> No.70689115

>just add the .99 and people will fall for it

>> No.70689113

>>70688719
It's illegal btw

>> No.70689168

>>70689115
>put it first at 5
>then lower it to 4.99 so people think it's a sale

>> No.70689185

>>70689086
They were never gonna be used, anyway. Dragoons are her children now.

>> No.70689208

>>70689115
I knew a dude in college that persistently fell for this shit.
>Yeah bro it's like $1 a burger. Good deal, right?
>Dude, that's fucking $1.99 per burger IF YOU BUY TWO ($2.49 normally)

>> No.70689247

Imagine not having a law that makes shops put the lowest proce from last 30 days when they do discounts.

>> No.70689252

>>70689185
Dokimama...

>> No.70689262
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>>70689086

>> No.70689264

>>70689115
business 101

>> No.70689331

>>70689185
Wtf? I want to fuck my mom...

>> No.70689382

>>70689115
It's so stupid yet so efective, I always round up prices to not fall for this shit

>> No.70689447

>>70689185
wait you mean we have an oedipus complex now?

>> No.70689454

>>70689331
Oedipus...

>> No.70689501

>>70689185
Dude. Your sex ed reps... Giving birth means the eggs were used.

>> No.70689540

>>70689501
We are adopted
Your logic reps

>> No.70689578

>>70689501
>He was birthed by doki
Lucky.

>> No.70689590

>>70689540
Dude... Its just you. Doki asked us to never tell you, but you need to know.

>> No.70689604
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Rate this Doki I just drew

>> No.70689609

>>70686921
>collabs with U-san
>collabs with Fillian
>team leader in a Twitch Rivals event
>collabs with rpr, notAltare, and notAxel
>collabs with ShyLily
>collabs with Amalee

whether they're intentional or not, these collabs are strategically smart given Doki's current position. not only is it great fun to be able to hang out with these people now. not only is it great networking. not only does it allow her to advertise herself to other communities. it also protects her brand.

the fallout post-termination was undeniably massive and highly publicized. a lot of content creators are understandably quiet about the whole thing. they're not sure if it would be worth it to support some indie if it means getting on the bad side of a large corporate entity they might want to do business with down the line. by having these collabs, she's announcing to everyone who supports her over Nijisanji.

>> No.70689639
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why is she adad spamming in this game...

>> No.70689681

Dokibird but you’re grocery shopping together and she’s arguing and haggling but you’re just stood their quietly holding her hand because you’re white and don’t understand Asian haggling.

>> No.70689704

>>70689604
Lewd

>> No.70689732

>>70689604
∞/10

>> No.70689744

>>70689604
Not enough neck/10

>> No.70689760

>>70689604
>Steal high quality art from Twitter
>Post it here pretending you drew it
What do you get out of this?

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>>70689681

>> No.70689848

>>70689609
The funny thing is that the "large corporate entity" just represents like twenty something mid-indie tier vtubers.

>> No.70689901

Fishman...

>> No.70689945

>>70689604
I rate it SOUL / 10!

>> No.70689973
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>>70689901
....

>> No.70689985

>>70689609
It's silly being afraid of getting on the bad side of a large corporate entity that won't exist in 6 months.

>> No.70690072

>Approximately 65 percent of the human population has a reduced ability to digest lactose after infancy. Lactase nonpersistence is most prevalent in people of East Asian descent, with 70 to 100 percent of people affected in these communities.
These cheese sales will never persist. She’s running a losing business.

>> No.70690128

>>70689901
>Starts selling Dokicoffee
It's joover Phasebros...

>> No.70690170
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>>70690072
God I'm so glad I can drink milk with no issues

>> No.70690180

I feel like I asked this in the past, but how would you describe her accent/affectation? Valley girl with heavy Canuck influence?

>> No.70690213

>>70690072
i have to subsist off of special lactose-free milk. lemme tell you, the fucking mark up on those things is extortionate. doki should pivot and make a killing

>> No.70690216

>>70690180
doki

>> No.70690260

>>70690180
Dokian

>> No.70690265

>>70690072
Only happens because of paysterization killing the bacteria that would normally settle in your gut allowing you to digest it. Fuck pasteur, I hope a witch steals his bones.

>> No.70690285

>>70690180
Chinese canuck girl!

>> No.70690286

>>70690180
I'm European so I have no clue. All I know is it's cute.

>> No.70690325

>>70690180
Selenium

>> No.70690359

>>70690180
Her accent is chinese. I'm deeply amised by people constantly describing chinese accents as "canadian accent"s. Theu really do own the entire country. lol.

>> No.70690390

I love how the longer this stream goes the more she sounds like a Chinese Shop owner.

>> No.70690392

>>70687421
I really wish I could justify spending money on art commissions so I could get her to draw Selen and Doki together.

>> No.70690402

>>70690285
>Chinese
Isn't that like a quarter of the population at this point in Canada?
>>70690359
Heh. Guess I don't listen to enough Chinese women.

>> No.70690434

>>70690325
did you know Selenium is a supplement that makes you cum harder

>> No.70690469

>>70690072
I think if you stop consuming dairy your body gradually loses the ability to process lactose. Cheese isn't really used much in East Asian cuisine so as far as I know it's more of a diet thing.

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>>70688868

>> No.70690551

>>70690434
It make sense with that SelenASS.

>> No.70690557

>>70690180
she sounds a lot like a former co-worker of mine who spent much of her childhood in china before moving over to canada.

>>70690359
it's mostly just vancouver and toronto that have a MASSIVE chinese population

>> No.70690574

>>70690434
Where the fuck did you get that? I know it's something a lot food have and it's necessary for our diet, but I've never heard of this

>> No.70690670

>>70690469
How it works is that you starve out the gut flora that consumes lactose if you stop consoooming dairy. And because paisterization kills natural lactose processing bacteria, you won't replenish it easily. Technicaly, probiotic yogurt can replace all the lost gut flora. Milk intollerance is a choice.

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D.A.D LOVE

>> No.70690688

>>70690574
NTA but I literally just googled it and the first local supplement I saw had exactly this in its description.

>> No.70690690

>>70689801
I didn't give you permission to draw me!

>> No.70690711

>>70690285
>>70690359
But she sounds nothing like Enna

>> No.70690768

>>70690434
Selenium sulfide is used for dandruffs and other skin conditions

>> No.70690792

>>70690574
https://www.reddit.com/r/cumbiggerloads/comments/14g609q/seleniumdefinitely_recommend/
alot of info here

>> No.70690794

>Chubby girl and lots of cheese
I feel bad for her toilet.
She should come over to my house and use mine instead, I wouldn't mind.

>> No.70690798

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW5wc4X8jag

>> No.70690816
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>>70690685
D.A.T LOVE

>> No.70690823

How much would I have to pay to get exactly 1 (one) Doki?

>> No.70690840

>>70690685
DAD LOVE!

>> No.70690852

>>70690711
They don't speak the same chinese dialect.

>> No.70690880

Doki's black company...

>> No.70690882

>>70690816
this art is cursed as fuck

>> No.70690945
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70690945

>inflation starts to hit
...not again...

>> No.70690983

>Bro just wear a jacket
>We're not turning on the heat

>> No.70691023

>>70690945
>>70690983
This sounds familiar...

>> No.70691062

Add the BGM!

>> No.70691097

why'd she pronounce ave like that...

>> No.70691111
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>>70690816
DYATLOVE

>> No.70691147

>jesus copyright claiming a charity stream
No hate like Christian love!

>> No.70691150
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>> No.70691175

>>70691097
Ave, true to Dokibird

>> No.70691221

>>70691150
KEK

>> No.70691258

Never had any interest in vtubers.
Stumbled onto Doki because I heard about a black company getting rekt and wanted to watch a dumpsterfire
Its one week later and now I am now anxiously watching the price of cheese fluctuate and glaring furiously at water. The pipeline is real, learn from my story and protect yourself.

>> No.70691296

this reminds me of that game where you sell weed

>> No.70691309

>>70691258
the dokibird to retail pipeline...

>> No.70691350

>>70691258
that's how it always is, anon
start watching out of curiosity
get hooked
and 2 years from now you'll be in debt from buying merch from at least 10 different vtubers

>> No.70691363

>>70691258
Turns out cute girls are still cute. I hated streamers/streamer culture before vtubers. The detachment to a degree with the model in the place of a camera is what tricked me. Now I watch this shit like it's my water and simp for cute woman.

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>>70690528
sleep

>> No.70691447

what music feels like cheese

>> No.70691452

>>70691258
THE CHEESE PRICE IS FAIR

>> No.70691459

>>70691258
>>70691309
https://youtu.be/zBVggGXGxxc?si=ykTF9mGw7spyRGYE
Wagie wagie get in cagie~

>> No.70691492

>>70691258
too late I already have my oshi and I'm in love with her

>> No.70691532

>>70691363
>The detachment to a degree with the model in the place of a camera is what tricked me
There's some weird psychological thing with this
I find that I'll click on a video with a vtuber but I'll snub an identical video with a person with a camera. I don't even subscribe to the "ewww 3dpd" stuff

>> No.70691566

1975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57LZmyAnP6M

>> No.70691608
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>>70691258
She is kind of convincing me to buy this game, it looks comfortably engaging. Watch out.

>> No.70691637

>>70691608
it actually IS a good simulator game like house flipper

>> No.70691672

>>70691566
please Doki do a orisong with this as the background

>> No.70691740

>>70691566
>>70691566
>>70691566
IT WORKED.

>> No.70691746

can she still not pay for the lights to be on at night? kek

>> No.70691752

>>70691532
Somewhere in my brain, I think that it's probably a little more relaxing for them as streamers because typically women need to look good for the camera to get viewers. I know it's a retarded thought, but the idea of them 'letting their guard down' and just being able to be their goofy self, whether it's a fake persona or really them, makes me like it more. Authentic while also being inauthentic. A duality.

>> No.70691768

>music that makes you buy cheese

>> No.70691781
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70691781

>It just works
Todd...

>> No.70691810

>>70691768
I have a need to get parmesan too

>> No.70691813

>>70691768
>Music that makes you constipated

>> No.70691875

>>70691813
>music to blast ass to

>> No.70691897

>Stream keeps freezing
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>> No.70691947
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>>70691947

>> No.70691998

>>70691947
Gondoki...

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70692043

>>70691897
get a better connection

>> No.70692080

Madagascar isreal?

>> No.70692174

>>70692080
No, fictional island for a penguin cartoon.

>> No.70692227

>>70692174
oh good I was getting scared there for a moment

>> No.70692237

>>70691532
>>70691752
There's a lot of legitimately very interesting psychology/sociology going on with vtubers in general. Like what makes them appealing to the audience - some form of iconic representation thing - or even the effects on the person behind the avatar from stuff like muscle memory for expressions or movements that more closely align with what the software needs to read.
Like iconic representation is something that smart corps should really be researching and trying to apply to future debuts, and really understanding what makes a still image of a character 'pop', as well as obviously translating very easily to merch if done well.

>> No.70692265

She got me looking up old Mallsoft/Vaporwave playlists.

>> No.70692324

>>70692227
But anon, dokibird is a cartoon and is real which means...

>> No.70692390

>BTS
I will kill btsharts in chat

>> No.70692450

I prefer Dova!
https://www.youtube.com/@bgmpresident/playlists

>> No.70692543

>>70692390
>tfw my mind translates BTS to B't X automatically

>> No.70692615

>>70692265
based Doki

>> No.70692644

>think of the minimum wage teenager

>> No.70692686
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70692686

>>70692324

>> No.70692729

>>70688480
>>70688868
>>70690528
>>70691401
Thank you guys, Loli Doki is all I needed in my life

>> No.70692752

love how Doki is just your typical Asian store owner

>> No.70692791

>>70692729
I think I need that, but I'm not sure. I'll need more evidence

>> No.70692803

Oh my god this song.

>> No.70692881

>oil
Do you goons pour the oil down the drain?.

>> No.70692884

>>70692752
no, these products are way too fresh

>> No.70692932
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70692932

Heya bros, am actually back to enjoy the remainder of the stream now!!
How's it been so far though btw?

>> No.70692961

>>70692881
No, I pour it off my balcony to fuck with my downstairs neighbor

>> No.70692968

>>70692881
no because I'm a fatass who never cooks

>> No.70692985

>>70692932
just watching Doki run a a grocery store that can't keep the lights on at night it's been great

>> No.70693002

>>70692932
she's using music to raise her sanity level!

>> No.70693021
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70693021

>>70692881
I have a special place in my park where I dump the oil, I don't want to harm other people if the drains get clogged...
>>70692932
Very comfy!
Watching Doki being your stereo typical Chinese lady at the market!

>> No.70693020

>>70692881
I pour out the door:

>> No.70693038

>>70692932
>How's it been so far though btw?
CHEESE

>> No.70693056

>>70692881
no it goes in the trash

>> No.70693073

>>70692881
Oiling up Doki's slender, soft body

>> No.70693082

>>70692932
Warm dairy
Room-temp water
Cold lightless store

>> No.70693112

>>70693073
Based

>> No.70693124
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70693124

>>70692985
>>70693002
>>70693021
>>70693038
Noice!

>> No.70693146

>>70692881
i pour it over a container with a strainer over it so i can reuse it

>> No.70693213

Costco stream when? I need to see Doki get a hotdog and a soda for a 1.50$

>> No.70693236

>>70693082
Cozy...

>> No.70693265

I THINK DOKI SUCKS

>> No.70693289

>from 3 to 7 dollars
The fucking inflation rate...

>> No.70693306

>Olive oil at retail prices
BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.70693344

>too many people took advantage of the poor businesswoman
All me.

>> No.70693349

>>70693213
Costco removing supreme pizza from their menu is one of the greatest tragedies of the 21st century.

>> No.70693377

>cheees market crashed
not like this bros

>> No.70693386

BUY THE CHEESE DIP

>> No.70693425

>>70693377
I called it >>70690072

>> No.70693432

Nah, Texas is 10 times better than France

>> No.70693463

>>70693377
I'm financially ruined...

>> No.70693471

It's rice time

>> No.70693487

>he didn't buy the cheese dip

>> No.70693496

>>70693425
SELL SELL SELLL S ELLL S

>> No.70693583

maybe Doki should just move and sell weed

>> No.70693617

Doki should be buying discount goods and creating a back stock so she can take advantage of the price hikes creating an arbitrage situation.

>> No.70693690

You know, I am not sure the sanitary inspector is going to like that pile of boxes

>> No.70693716

Catdog lady Doki...

>> No.70693754

>>70693690
It's a grocery store they don't give a shit.

>> No.70693763

>>70693690
*Bribes*

>> No.70693775

isn't that stack of boxes a fire hazard?

>> No.70693784

>>70693617
And buy more displays. She spends all day restocking.

>> No.70693788

Doki definitely hoards amazon boxes.

>> No.70693835

YES DOKI, THINK ABOUT YOUR EGGS
I CAN SAVE YOU

>> No.70693839

SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF DOKI'S EGGS

>> No.70693850

SOMEONE SAVE DOKI'S EGGS

>> No.70693860

she eggs are room temperature I'll take care of it bros

>> No.70693920

Onigiri addict...

>> No.70693976

>>70693835
>>70693839
>>70693850
>>70693860
all those posts? all me. dokis eggs are mine to fertilize

>> No.70694139

Her eggs: ruined
Her noods: unsalted
Her bread: slightly crunchy

>> No.70694215

DOKI WANTS TO BE BRED HARD

>> No.70694270

my hoarder wife...

>> No.70694392
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70694392

shes talking about my country

>> No.70694433
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70694433

>>70694392
She lives in my country. I win.

>> No.70694454

I love the way she pronounces her Ls

>> No.70694499

Just me, my wife, and 40 amazon boxes.

>> No.70694559

Imagine just walking into a store and seeing an empty pile of boxes sitting there, for days on end. Every time you visit, there's another box or two on the pile. The store is overpriced, you think maybe there's some rodents starting to take refuge in the boxes, you're almost 100% sure there's mold on the cheese you buy, that eggs aren't supposed to be warm, and the lights are never on in the evening. But behind the counter is a slightly retarded, cute Chinese girl who laughed at anything you said.
Would you keep going?

>> No.70694560

Is there no stock tracking software or warehouse in this game?

>> No.70694578

>>70694454
Trying to get an AI model to learn that was the hardest fucking thing.

>> No.70694637

Someone call /biz/ and tell them that doki said BUY BUY BUY

>> No.70694665
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70694665

>Doing the Recettear strat

>> No.70694689

>>70694559
I went to my local game shop because I liked the staff, despite the store always being hot as fuck, understocked and what they did have overpriced. I'd get food poisoning for dokibird.

>> No.70694820

doki actually putting in a wagie tier shift

>> No.70695021

WAGIE WAGIE

>> No.70695069

>I liked it better when my store was inaccessible
Doki learning the value of gatekeeping today...

>> No.70695073

GET IN THE WAGIE CAGE DOKI
BUT NOT RIKU'S WAGIE CAGE

>> No.70695079

Damn retail workers really have it rough huh

>> No.70695126

WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGEY

>> No.70695247

>this is fine

>> No.70695262

how are your customers going to buy your goods you dumbass lol

>> No.70695267

PLEASE DOKI, BUY MORE SHELVES

>> No.70695286
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70695286

BAD DOKI

>> No.70695422

>>70694559
...yes

>> No.70695423

>massive stack of cardboard boxes
you just know doki's got a dirty ass room

>> No.70695441

Bros, I think the other Dragoon was right, the boxes are becoming a problem...

>> No.70695472

chaotic music is so fitting

>> No.70695494

>>70694559
I would.

>> No.70695545

I went to an oriental shop once that was quite like this. Isles with just boxes of shit in the middle of them that you have to navigate past.

>> No.70695553

>>70694559
there's this chain of grocery stores here that would leave out its empty boxes in a massive bin near the front entrance for shoppers to take as they left. unfortunately for doki, it doesn't look like you could do that in this game.

>> No.70695585

DOKI PLS. I'M GETTING FLASHBACKS STOP

>> No.70695601

This is what the grind mindset truly looks like

>> No.70695649

>>70695553
She probably can, she doesn't look at the upgrades or furniture options anymore.

>> No.70695674

Doki overworking herself to death live

>> No.70695706

D.A.D HAD ENOUGH

>> No.70695709

Fuck Cup of Coffee
I GOT BOX OF COFFEE NOW

>> No.70695736

>Even D.A.D. is backseating her

>> No.70695742

Dokiamberdoge knows about this mess...

>> No.70695757

>>70695709
>Someday we'll buy our last Box of Coffee

>> No.70695797
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70695797

>>70695757

>> No.70695811
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70695811

>WE HAVE A SYSTEM THAT WORKS
>where's my coffee
never change doki

>> No.70695822

>>70695757
No...

>> No.70695877

>>70695811
>Currently shitting
Please tell me she actually used this once.

>> No.70695965

>>70695757
Time to buy a crate of coffee then

>> No.70695971
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70695971

>>70695877

>> No.70695976

FINALLY, she turned on the lights!

>> No.70696084

The minimum wage teenager? Me...

>> No.70696139

>>70695971
Hot.

>> No.70696153

>ywn be doki's personal minimum-wage teenager
why even live

>> No.70696175

half foods all boxes

>> No.70696189

Ending the night on negative profit lmao

>> No.70696203

Those boxes are giving me an aneurysm.
God, I love this dork

>> No.70696222

Man, every time I watch her model closely I'm reminded how dopey it is.

>> No.70696247

>in game

>> No.70696259

>>70695976
>store is no longer inclusive for light sensitive people
somebody contact OSHA

>> No.70696288

Bro...

>> No.70696310

That goon is not ogey

>> No.70696410

Do rich streamers REALLY???

>> No.70696417 [DELETED] 
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>> No.70696431

The COKE THRONE

>> No.70696493

NO DOKI DONT LEAVE ME!!

>> No.70696511
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70696511

Until next time Doki...

>> No.70696512

Doing pushups for Doki!

>> No.70696517
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70696517

Bye Doki...

>> No.70696527

I'll get up to thrust my cock into the Doki ass.

>> No.70696538

Bye Doki...

>> No.70696554

Bye doki.... Until next time...

>> No.70696570
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70696570

i miss her already...

>> No.70696586
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70696586

Bye Dokilen... last rest day tomorrow... UUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.70696609
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70696609

>Bump Limit… Time for rain

>> No.70696611
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70696611

Bye Doki, sorry I couldn't be there for the first two hours but it was an enjoyable stream that I had a lot of fun with! Have a good rest day tomorrow...
I'll be sure to watch the VOD later too!

>> No.70696636

Bye doki.....

>> No.70696676

Bye Doki...

>> No.70696677

>>70696609
No...

>> No.70696721

>>70696609
Its over...

>> No.70696725
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70696725

No doki tomorrow
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
She's not even actually resting
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.70696763

>>70696609
anon, no...

>> No.70696789
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70696789

Maybe one day I could be as cool and outwardly positive as Doki is

>> No.70696843
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70696843

I'll get this next bread bros! It'll be the last thing I do before going to Bed...
I even changed the OP template a little to reflect certain changes!

>> No.70696942
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70696942

>>70696843
Thanks goon!
>>70696789
Same...

>> No.70696966

>>70696843
Nice!.

>> No.70697024

>>70696609
No....

>> No.70697080

>>70686844
Beautiful Blonde Princess!

>> No.70697132
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70697132

The perfect number :3

>> No.70697145

>>70696843
Thank you goon

>> No.70697240
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>>70697132

>> No.70697283
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70697283

Praise the Big Beautiful Doki Booba!

>> No.70697308

>>70697132
Noice!

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>> No.70697987

>>70697283
>>70697453
>>70697539
Praise the bird boobies!

>> No.70698003
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70698003

>>70690434
>>70690574
>>70690792
It all makes sense now! She wanted us to consume so much Selenium so our "Milk" volume would increase, so we can cover her in "Milk" like in the fanart she would commission!

>> No.70698043

What did we learn today?

>> No.70698110

>>70698043
Buy the cheese dip

>> No.70698145
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70698145

>>70697283
>>70697453
>>70697539
PRAISE THOSE FAT FUCKING MILKERS!!!

>> No.70698160

>>70698043
McDonals is replacing real people with AI...

>> No.70698169

>>70698043
She LOVES cheese.

>> No.70698174
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70698174

Btw Drawgoon, thank you for sharing your progress on the fanart I requested you to make! It looks so good!

>> No.70698259

>>70698145
You're back! Nice to see you again, Bro! I haven't seen you around in the Breads as much recently.

>> No.70698352
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70698352

Was on a long drive home and I could only hear audio of the stream, so I don't really know how she ended up hoarding boxes. Time to go through the stream again!

>> No.70698369
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70698369

>>70698259
I've always been here bro, just haven't posted that reply as much since.
Also the more Doki related pic I tried uploading wouldn't for some reason, so I ofc defaulted to type here kek.

>> No.70698376

On a scale of Filian to Doki, how's your spice tolerance? I can handle anything up to habanero relatively fine but I turn into a fucking snot rocket in the process.

>> No.70698444

>>70698376
I'm worse than Fillian, I cant even eat food with pepper... I just don't get the appeal

>> No.70698462

Oh neat she retweeted the sunset OL doki art

>> No.70698473

>>70698376
I'm between those.

>> No.70698524
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70698524

>>70696609

>> No.70698540

>>70698376
Doki+

>> No.70698549

>>70698376
Probably in the middle or closer to doki's

>> No.70698608

>>70698376
A step or two about Filian but not by much. I like jalapenos but anything beyond that is too much for me.

>> No.70698613

>>70698376
Probably mid honestly, can handle pretty much most spicy food (even enjoy it) but still consider Sriracha somewhat spicy.
And I'm almost certain that, unless proven otherwise, most people like Doki probably destroyed their own taste buds just to get that level of spice tolerance.

>> No.70698658
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>>70698369
Oh, I see. Well, thanks for praising Doki's Big Beautiful Milkers with me! Not as many Dragoons do it anymore.

>> No.70698742

>>70698376
I don't eat spicy food very much, and I'm a white Australian so my spice tolerance is very low.

>> No.70698763

>>70698376
I eat everything with Lao Gan Ma, but my limit is habanero as well.
Except one time I had mango habanero wings and they burned me so bad, milk wasn't working. Felt like allergies rather than spice desu lol

>> No.70698833
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70698833

>>70698658
Np bro, though I am ofc more on the Badumpy camp myself I do enjoy her Booba too!

>> No.70698914

>>70698833
Be honest, would you let her sit on you lol

>> No.70698958

death soon...

>> No.70699050
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>>70698833
Don't get me wrong, I love her Big THICC Badumpy just as much as her Big Beautiful Milkers, I'm more partial to Boobs in general due to me having a massive Paizuri fetish!

>> No.70699143
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>>70698833
>>70699050(me)

>> No.70699145
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70699145

Aight, New Bread here lads!!
>>70699052
>>70699052
>>70699052

>>70698914
Bro ofc I would, what kind of question is that!?

>> No.70699169

>>70699145
Thanks bread maker!

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>>70698914
Not >>70698833
But i wouldn't mind to have that happen.

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>>70698914
Nta, but yes! Yes I would let Doki sit on me!

>> No.70699254

>>70699050
Understandable bro!

>> No.70699296
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70699296

>>70699145
Thanks bread maker!
>>70698914
I would!

>> No.70699347

>>70699145
Thanks breadmaker.

>> No.70699353

>>70699145
Thank You, Breadmaker!

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70699586

o7 Bros!

Not only would I let her sit on my btw, but I'd also let her Fart on me too! Preferably on my Dick ofc though the face is good too.

>> No.70699742

o7

>> No.70699785

o7

>> No.70699826

MUH DICK. good one anon

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