/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
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Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>70482113

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I love my wife so much!!

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I want to sexually bully and ryona this thing T u T

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Sex with a fembud.

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Day 14! Give it up for day 14!

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Hopefully we'll get some Gura news from Kiara this upcoming week. She's our only hope to get some Gura info

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Will Gura off collab with the Bau Baus in Japan?

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So the twins are now able to move to Japan, Ina is in the process if not already done, and Bae has moved to Japan. Gura tried before them and got a no

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>>70531421
>got a no
more like she realized moving to a country you don't know the language is just a bad idea

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>>70531505
Thread has been up 40 minutes and 4/10 posts are people that don’t watch streams let alone members

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>>70531658
She never said she got a "no". She just doesn't want to move there after thinking about it.

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>>70531421
Japan sucks ass if you aren't a hyper weeb. Japan sucks even more ass if you don't like conforming with society.

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i miss gura

i hope she is okay

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>>70531421
Wait, Ina is moving to Japan? And you are a retard if you think she needs Covers permission to move to Japan

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>>70530464
deranged female hands typed this post.

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>>70530464

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>>70532183
Ina is not moving to japan. She has strongly considered it but since she has a house now she thinks it's too much to go get a second one in Japan and deal with taxes and things like that. She was/is considering a long term stay like six months but there's not really any details or updates on that since she talked about it after coming back
T.ako

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People have found out who's responsible for DuDuL's account getting suspended: https://twitter.com/minicooly/status/1763159366931530108

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>>70531891
Aim better next time.

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>70532492
this should be spread throughout the site, not just here
its not just chuuba fans who have stakes in their favorite artists getting nuked

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

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>>70532911
samen

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>>70532919
Yeah, we should also try to inform Japanese artists about this shit in general.

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>>70531421
Why would she move to Japan? She doesn't even want to do her job

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>>70531421
Cover can't stop someone from moving to Japan

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>>70533596
unless your n5 better leave it to the other autists in this hole
just spread the word

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>>70532492
Since there are no muslims in this gay world, no one will do anything about it, unfortunately.

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where is she

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>>70535233
You are aware lolis aren’t actual children right?

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>>70534234
You’d get judged less if you stopped saying dumb shit. Just some friendly advice

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>>70535594
What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>70535423
Idk...

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>>70535473
Why are you asking that?

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>>70535423
"busy"

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Do we know anything about the merch referenced in this (obvious bait) post? >>70532706 Where is it for sale, does it ship to NA?

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look at my wife

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>>70536893
but that's MY wife.

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>>70536316
how do you not know about sushiro fakebud..

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I'm making pizza today.

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>>70537387
Based. I'm not sure what I want to eat today.

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>>70537387
toppings?

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>>70538045
I'm making one with pepperoni and ham and one with tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

Goob should try putting her rhythm game autism into a bullet hell shmup I know she can get the Ketsui Ura 2-ALL

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Goob should try putting her cunny on my face

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Goob should try putting her cunny on my penis

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What's a cunny and why are you guys so obsessed with them?

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>>70539725
I'm obsessed with it because it belongs to Gura

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>>70531421
>double taxing
>doesnt speak even 10% of the language
>she has the weight to get pretty much any sponsorship she wants from home
>none of her closest friends live there
She has 0 reason to move to Japan

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>>70532321
>Deranged female
>Wants other females to be ryona'd
H-hot

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Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

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Hello
/ggg/ has a /vt/ League 6 divegrass match in about 30 minutes against /corpo/. Last game didn't go the way the team wanted, but let's hope today is a better day.
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

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I am actually deeply in love with this thing

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>>70540459
if there are, they will be going with bf's so don't bother trying to score with one CHUD

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If you send a letter to Gura, it seems that Cover will white-out your name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AtBAVjg6L8

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>>70541218
whta the fuck is this

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She makes me happy, why is this?

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I think gura is preparing a feast using the flesh of her genmates

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>>70542665
My letter has been defaced!

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>>70542665
Japanese autism does not know any bounds. Why would they care if they see my name? Only reason I can think of if someone signed it with something like PussyDestroyer69 and Cover decided to redact everyones names.

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Match starting promptly
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
>>70542748
AI vs AI soccer in Pro Evolution Soccer against teams comprised of different /vt/ threads. Didn't look like it last match but /ggg/ is a team that was top 8 the last time around

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She sniffs our letters and she's not shy about telling us about it. My wife is such smellfag...

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>70543542
It suddenly makes sense she's sniffing the white out.

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>>70539923
>double taxing
That isn't a thing you underage retard. There are tax treaties and tax credit systems between every developed country, otherwise it would be impossible to work anywhere else if you were losing 60-80% of you income to being taxed twice.
How fucking embarrassing. Imagine being this stupid. Holy shit.

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>>70542665
that's retarded, I want her to know it's me. I'll tell her why I chose my pfp then, she might recognize it.

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lolwho

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>>70539923
>none of her closest friends live there
Gura said she doesn't have friends during the family feud collab. She probably meant IRL friends, so it wouldn't matter where she moved except she'd be away from her parents.

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I smell another loop coming.

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>>70543541
why did he delete this?
https://twitter.com/hikinito0902/status/1414819848459227140

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>>70543542
Man I want to smell gooba's breath

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>>70544612
She knew what we wanted during the ASMR.

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>>70544612
haaaaaaaaaaaa...

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>>70542665
this is some seriously mentally ill behavior.

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>>70543465
Our wife is washed...

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>>70544737
>>70544772

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>>70544737
I'm not a serious "amesame"fag or anything, but I love how close they seem to be. They way they sound when they talk to each other sounds like they are just really good bros or a lesbian couple.

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Are you going to the fembud meetup in tokyo?

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>>70545176
I like that too

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>>70543465
Just like your wife, your team failed to show up.

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>>70544197
rumao
who was she playing all those games off-stream with then?

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What is this

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>>70545538
My wife

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>>70545445
Well since she played DRG offline and MH with randoms and BG3 single player, it seems no one.

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>>70543329
Easily the worst thing about hololive, members show they can’t be trusted and the blow back falls onto others.

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>>70545538
my wife

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>>70545445
>Gura said she doesn't have friends during the family feud collab. She probably meant IRL friends
As in, she meant she doesn't have IRL friends and all her friends are online ones. Is English your first language?

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[Anonymous No.]

Food. I need food.

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today is gonna be newfags and schizos fighting, huh?

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>>70545719
today is gonna be me and u kissing

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>>70543897
People still believe mori’s lie to get her fans to send her more money because she only made $7 from a akasuper

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>>70545595
That one friend add in august proves otherwise

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>>70545538
my wife and onahole

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>>70545445
I know you’re pretending to me dumb to own her fans but this is the hill you chose? Unless you’re not acting and are so poor you’ve never played a real online game before

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>>70545719
It's been noticeably like that for a bit now. Let's just continue to love our shark wife in peace. Look at her...

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>>70545785
NTA, but Mori didn't lie, she was just retarded and actually thought she was paying double taxes.

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>>70545765
But you're not Gura

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>>70546000
This should only be posted when there is wife activity.

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That silly kids cartoon Gura watches, bluey?blooy?, whatever is ending or being canceled. The new show is a gay dick joke still for kids. What are the chances she’ll watch it?

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>>70546118
I can see why would want that, but I will post my wife being cute whenever I damn well please.

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>>70546263
I get it, but imagine if Gura suddenly tweeted and we couldn't post shark alert or if she was about to start streaming and we couldn't post her calibrating.

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>>70546006
Google automatically deducts for taxes, your page gives you an in-depth look of your finances, cover handles their checks, and each member personally files their own taxes. You don’t “think” you’re doing something unless you’re actually doing it. So she either double filed or she lied.

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>>70546392
Are you trying to get me to post all of my soundposts? I won't, I'm busy with other things like video game reps.

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>>70546693
I have a huge backlog of single player games that I want to play but don’t want to wear headphones

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>>70547154
why?

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>70546680
>Google automatically deducts for taxes
If that is true, and I'm not even sure that it is, then because Mori's channel's location is Japan like every other holo, then it would mean that the income tax is already paid. The problem with Google automatically deducting taxes from you is that this would probably make it more difficult to apply for working abroad tax credits because the process would have to be done separately to filing your taxes and Cover, the foreign company she works for would have to get involved. Additionally, this should mean that all holos are being taxed at Japanese tax rates because all their channels have their location set to Japan, even though not all of them are working in Japan.
It sounds like a giant fucking mess.

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we post variations on wife wife wife when there is wife activity

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>>70546693
No, I'm not. I'm specifically saying that you ought to save specific ones for the appropriate time so that they'll have more impact. You're robbing those soundposts of their true potential by posting them at inopportune times.

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>>70548209
Anon please try to contain your autism

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I love my autistic wife more than anything!

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>>70548209
I'll post another just for you, you're really cute.

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>>70548328
She made a bunny!

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[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit Youtube sucks right now, I can't find anything I want.

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>>70549816
The solution is to never want anything. Become a slave to the algorithm and click only what it wants you to.

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>>70549816
Yeah, Neal absolutely destroyed the Youtube search algorithm. In fact, maybe it wasn't Neal because literally every google search has become totally worthless in the last two years. I think it's politically motivated like their recent Gemini Ai bullshit where it wouldn't show white people and it would intentionally change your prompts to "people of various ethnicities and genders" whenever you asked it to generate pictures of people. It was actually funny how blatantly racist against white people they are at google. That's what we get for handing our companies over to other people, I guess.

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google search is still better than any of its competitors. which is sad

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>>70550348
>>70550171
I just want to look up old anime clips, man. Let me have fun and be a retarded nerd.

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>>70549816
I look up Hitler speeches at least once a week so my recommended videos remain relevant to my tastes also Gura songs.

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I just burped and almost puked, what the faq.

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>>70550928
vurp

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when strim, buds...

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>>70551593
whenever her bladder is full and she doesn't feel like keeping it in anymore

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Holofes soon

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I just don't understand what goes through her mind when she vanishes like this without a word for weeks at a time, especially right after everything that happened in the last 6 months. Does she not understand how painful it is being abandoned by her over and over and over again? Why does she do it? Is she trying to say she hates us?

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>>70551593
in 15

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>>70552181
She trusts chumbies, she knows that there are many chumbies that understand her and will be patient with her no matter how difficult life can be.

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>>70552181
>>70552597
How about asking her instead of just trying to infer what she thinks all the time?

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>>70552181
Nobody has actually told her that it's painful when she abandons us, "it's really rough" is the closest anyone has ever said to her. Also, you basically have to word it as mildly and carefully as you can to not get ignored.

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>>70552968
Because nobody who actually cares has the balls to do it out of fear of getting ignored, disliked by her, or dogpiled by everyone else.

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Are there any fembuds in this thread with us right now?

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>>70553326
ye

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>>70552181
ame is doing the same thing right now

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>>70553475
Ame hasn't been doing it for 2 straight years.

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>>70553326
I wish they posted their puccis

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>>70553520
really? I'm not a teakek so idk.

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Gurass

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>>70553268
Kind of an irrational fear. I've never really seen that happen to anyone except maybe to people that were actually being mean.

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I miss my wife, tails

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I think I might be the last chumbud in the end. I didn't think it would be this easy.

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>>70553520
So you've had two years to ask this question, but never bothered to? At a certain point you kind of have to blame yourselves a bit.

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>>70553572

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>>70553740
Not as long as I'm here, and I won't leave until I die.

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>>70553703
Aim better next time.

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been a really lazy sunday, I haven't done anything today

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>>70554287
I haven't done anything the past month

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>>70554287
Same here, I only ate a couple of pizza pops and a third of a strawberry/rhubarb pie and now I'm doing nothin' but playing bideo games, watching youtube, and thinking about her.

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I'm starting to feel depressed again. This can't be healthy

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>>70554926
Chronic depression can be rough, chumbie. Just know that you aren't alone with this feeling.

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So fes is in less than 2 weeks and Kiara is chilling at Ina's for a few days. Why did Gura take a whole month off if she's only going to be there for a week?

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>>70555276
Do not question the cute autistic, paranoid, mega introverts.

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>>70555568
and what if I do anyway?

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>>70555568
don't even reply to posts like that

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Wife soon?

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YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE A...

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>>70555692
And then you will die

[Anonymous No.]

guys i really love gawr gura

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Guys I'm starting to think Gura might be kind of dumb

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>>70556122
yeah but she's not too bad for a woman

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>>70556023
where's the downside?

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Why did she say this? Was she mocking us?

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>>70552968
Because she will never tell us because she has never told us when anyone has asked in the past.

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>>70553475
ame isn't my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that your oshi is fucking hoes and licking toes

[Anonymous No.]

Give up, nothing will break her patient chumbies.

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>>70552968
>>70553268
She knows how much we miss her and how painful it is. She knows how much chumbies love her and how everyone wants to see her every day.
>>70556871

[Anonymous No.]

never again...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura soon.

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Is Gura a fembud?

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>>70557535
and yet she doesn't want to alleviate any of that pain, even though she very easily could, and has in the past.

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>>70547783
I just don’t like wearing headphones unless it’s multiplayer games and that’s solely because you’re at a disadvantage if you don’t.

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>>70544472
Probably afraid of being suspended by these people: >>70532492

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>>70557535
Clearly she doesn't know. Stop harping on that comment from a year ago. It's not relevant.

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>>70555276
>Why did Gura take a whole month off if she's only going to be there for a week
Ask Gura that

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>>70548063
YouTube/google is worldwide anon they account for this. Payouts for foreigners would be a mess if they didn’t already separate by in America and away from America because every country’s IRS would be going bananas over the money they couldn’t steal. If you want to fact check you just use their help section it has pretty much any question you can think of. The only way what you’re thinking of could happen is if Mori or Cover chose to drop the cut to 0 which anyone who’s ever done their taxes understands is a bad idea

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So what the chumbies doing tonight?

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>>70558829
I'm playing wc3 customs.

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>>70558829
Taking a break from deep rock galactic. Need to do reps now.

[Anonymous No.]

I will travel through the warp and ask Gura all of these questions. I don't know how long it will take, but I might arrive even before I leave.

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>>70558829
watching animu

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>>70558849
I swear you're too ready to post that when someone asks that question.

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>>70558829
Doing slayer tasts in osrs

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>>70558829
Osrs...
>>70559096
I think I'm having a stroke or something

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>>70558829
Finishing dinner, I made a cottage pie.

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>>70558829
ME TRY TO SLEEP BUT NO SLEEP CUZ CONSTIPATION

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>>70560034
get some constipation medicine when i was badly constipated and couldnt sleep i got some that made my butt muscles push the shit plug right out

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>>70560034
eat more fiber in general

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I want gura to watch who’s on first.

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>>70560034
Reach up in there and pull it out.

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do you think Gura would like redo of healer? it seems to be very popular with women

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>>70560034
What have you been eating and drinking? Everyone must all know.

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never again

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>>70558602
>It's not relevant.
you're retarded. of course it's relevant. and it wasn't a year ago.

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>>70560810
I ate two taquitos for breakfast,
Had brunch comprised of one plate with a salad, bean soup, casserole, and shredded beef. When I went home I went immediately to bed and slept for two hours. After this I woke up and had myself two bowls of spaghetti

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>>70558829
Been playing a bit of Stop Dead. It's a pretty fun FPS platformer that's on Steam for $1 for the next 16 hours
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2164030/Stop_Dead/

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>>70558829
I am playing rainbow six

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>>70555276
>and Kiara is chilling at Ina's for a few days
So I guess that's what her trip before going to Japan that was going to have off-collabs is, and it wasn't a myth meet up after all.
It really makes me wonder what Gura's been doing this whole time. She's not in Japan, so I guess she's just been home doing nothing the entire time or she went and traveled some place else.

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>>70562002
>It really makes me wonder what Gura's been doing this whole time
Ask Gura that when she gets back

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>>70546680
you do understand that YouTube payouts go to Cover, together with stuff like merch revenue and sponsor payouts, then Cover pays the girls (who are contractors and file their own taxes based on their pay)
because the whole premise of the "lie" is that the Holo is the end receiver of that SC and that SC/memberships/adrev is the sole source of their income

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>>70558829
prepping for my flight to japan by sleeping a lot

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>>70562167
>Cover handles their checks
>Each member personally files their own taxes
Learn to read faggot

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>>70558829
I'm watching Nerissa play poopy plaptime.
Man, it was so fucking awkward when that teacher dropped that name out of nowhere in pt 3. You could just tell that people were trying to ask who that was but couldn't because it was banned. Tons of people were asking who it was in Nerissa's chat just now. I wonder if the normalfags were confused why their chats weren't going through.

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>>70563428
What the hell are you talking about and just because you add gura image doesn’t mean it’s on topic

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>>70563428
retard

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Child

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>>70562669
NTA, but earlier you said that Google deducts their taxes automatically, but Google wouldn't know how much to deduct from any given member or where to send it because each holo account is listed as being in Japan.
So you're essentially saying that Google deducts the japanese tax amount from the money they send to Cover and then each member files for foreign tax credits in their own country and state because their income was already taxed(at a much higher bracket and rate then what they receive), even though they don't work in Japan.
I find it hard to believe that's how things are done, namely because an individual's tax and a corporation's tax are different and you're claiming that Google deducts tax from the same sum of money, half of which is supposed to go to the talent.

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>>70563428
nani

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>>70563715
Don't play dumb. It literally happened on stream and it was awkward as fuck.

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>>70564098
yeah mine

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>>70563428
I felt the same way during the Geoguesser game with Ame.

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>>70563715
>just because you add gura image doesn’t mean it’s on topic
He literally asked what everyone was doing. I'm watching Nerissa and that happened the moment I tuned in.

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>>70563428
What? Who? I'm not watching

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>>70565512
When I started watching she just got to the school.

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>>70564267
>I find it hard to believe that's how things are done
Not sure how it works for girls living abroad, but I'm pretty sure Calli mentioned she gets double taxed because she lived in Japan.

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Gura mention on Nerissa's stream, lol.

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>>70565512
What name? I don't remember the same thing about that when Gura played it

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>>70565657
She did mention that. And then she realized that was completely wrong and her accountant was filing her taxes correctly the entire time and she had no clue what she was talking about.

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>>70565766
what did she say?

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>>70565794
Then you'll just have to watch that part again, friend. You don't seem to remember much from the stream, and it was a pretty good one, so have fun!

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>>70565907
>*looks at shark pool toy*
>Is that THE Gawr Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70566178
meh don't really care

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>>70544737
how do you play webms with sound?

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She brings in so many retards, It all looks so dumb to me. It's rough being an OG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70566525
google 4chan sound

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>>70566525

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>>70566767
thanks bb

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>>70566490
That's okay, I didn't think you actually did.

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>>70553676
SNIFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

I often have huge sneezing fits when I've been drinking, am I allergic to alcohol?

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I really wish the Kiara thing had been a myth meetup.

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>>70567526
Probably not. I think I shall get a drink as well.

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>>70567908
That lazy whore shark should've spent some time learning that orca's language if she was going to be swimming in her territory and working with her. If she had worked even a little bit harder, then she would've made friends with the orca instead of getting eaten.
Deserved.

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>>70564267
I don’t want to be rude because you are asking a serious question but a little critical thinking. If they send it to cover first why would it matter what Cover does next it’s not their business.
>FOR EXAMPLE: Talent A made $15k in revenue on youtube. They take out their cut along with the tax rate which adds to about 30% so only $10.5k is sent to Cover. Cover takes away 50% and gives talent A $5.25k which is their income for the month. $15k is the companies income, even though they only receive $10.5k, and the talent’s income is $5.25k.
Now that we have that settled let’s move onto the next point which is why I said Google automatically does deductions and each member personally files there taxes. I made these as separate points one at the beginning and one at the end so you wouldn’t put them together. One is for Cover because they own the channels and what Cover gives the talents, which 9/10 is bigger than what’s left from YouTube because of extra stuff off the platform, is what is used for their taxes because that’s their actual income.
It’s why I called that other anon a faggot but not a retard because he isn’t wrong he just can’t read
Now final point as to why I called her a liar every step of this is in writing. All the revenue made on YouTube before and after can be seen on her page as well as printed out, Cover gives them a tax form so she knows where everything is.
>So she either double filed or she lied.

I went through everything step-by-step and I’ll still find someone trying to poke a hole in a point I didn’t make or argue something I don’t care about

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>>70568366
Why would she do that when I could just kill all the orcas in the world

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>>70567908
These whales are such assholes. Leave sharks alone.

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>>70568484
I'd like to do inappropriate things to that little maid T u T

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whenever I eat eggs by themselves I'm farting up a storm, but when I eat them with carbs(bread/pasta) and/or meat I have no issues, why is that?

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>>70568964
eggs are weird i cant stand them alone but I love them with bread

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>>70568964
Ask chatgpt you'll get a faster response.

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>>70568943
What I would do is very appropriate

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>>70569127
I got a very long and detailed answer, thank you.

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>>70569378
Np, next time ask it for a succinct explanation if you want something shorter or a spartan explanation if you want something simpler.

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>>70568964
What foods and drinks make you super farty, chumbies? I think caffeine does it to me.

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>>70569378
I want to know too copy/paste your answer

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>>70570109
The experience of increased flatulence (passing gas) after consuming eggs alone compared to when consumed with carbohydrates or proteins can be influenced by several factors. Here are a few potential reasons for this observation:

Digestive Enzymes: Eggs contain a complex protein called albumin, which can be more challenging for some individuals to digest fully. When consumed alone, the body might need to work harder to break down and assimilate the protein, leading to increased gas production. However, when eggs are consumed with carbohydrates or proteins, the digestive process may be aided by other enzymes or substances, resulting in improved digestion and reduced gas production.

Balancing Nutrients: Combining eggs with carbohydrates or proteins can provide a more balanced meal. The additional components help slow down the digestion of the eggs, allowing for more efficient nutrient absorption and reducing the likelihood of excessive fermentation in the gut, which can cause gas.

Gut Microbiota: The composition of the gut microbiota plays a significant role in digestion and can vary among individuals. Some people may have gut bacteria that are better equipped to digest certain foods or components, while others may have more difficulty. The presence of other foods may influence the activity of certain beneficial gut bacteria, leading to improved digestion and less gas production.

Personal Sensitivities: Individual sensitivities and tolerances can differ. It's possible that your body reacts differently to eggs when consumed alone compared to when they are combined with other foods. This could be due to specific sensitivities or interactions between different food components.

It's important to note that these are general explanations, and individual experiences can vary. If you have persistent digestive concerns or experience discomfort, it's always a good idea to consult with a healthcare professional or a registered dietitian who can provide personalized advice based on your specific situation.

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>>70570155
wtf that's actually a good answer is chatgpt really that much better than other ai bots

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goob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3kOYor8EY

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>>70570241
Pretty sure chatgpt is what you get with unmedicated loneliness, apoliticalization, and skynet. Though it was also lobotomized a few times for those very same reasons

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>>70570155
ask them is it okay to be a proud white male vs proud black male

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>>70570241
Idk, I only used character AI(until they lobotomized it) before chatgpt and I don't use it that often.

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>>70558829
I kinda want to play more DRG

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>>70570607
cute goob, thanks

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>>70570683
nah, it's just gonna tell me that it can't answer

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I'm watching Steven Seagal on Youtube, Is he even a real person or just a character? I feel the same way about DJ Khaled

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>>70570682
why the fuck did google and microsoft make their so fucking shit then. all theirs did was talk about eggs making people fart and completely ignoring the carb part

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>>70571578
Steven Seagal is a special case. Due to his pathological narcissism and ties with the mafia, im certain he would have been dead by now had he not found success in Hollywood.

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>>70570607
That was an odd animation. That was my favorite interaction between Gura and Calli though, so I'll let it slide.

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>>70571578
I think Khaled knows he’s a clown.
I think Seagal has low IQ from lead poisoning.

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>>70571887
They found budget Kanauru

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>>70571887
>Calli

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>>70571697
I can't even tell if you're joking. This guy is so weird.

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>>70572534
I think of her as Calli because that's what Gura calls her.

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>>70572885
From what I've seen on youtube film documentaries they say it's basically confirmed that the mafia launders money shooting his movies.

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>>70568409
>why would it matter what Cover does next it’s not their business.
Because then Google would be taking the wrong amount away from the money they owe the streamer/Cover and would be sending the incorrect amount of tax to whichever government they were sending it.
Corporations are (theoretically) usually taxed at a lower rate than individuals. And higher earners are usually taxed at higher rates. Additionally different countries have different tax rates with Japan's being relatively high compared to the US.

First, the tax rate for corporations in Japan is 23% or something. And for individuals, it ranges from 5-45% depending on the bracket. However non-residents, i.e. non-permanent residents, are subject to a flat rate of around 20%. And I have no idea how foreign talent living outside of Japan working for Cover as are classified.
So under your tax scheme, the talent's channel makes $x and then Google after taking their 30% cut, deducts taxes from the remainder based on the details of where they're sending the money. So in this case, Google deducts 23% because they are sending it to a Japanese corporation. So Cover receives $0.7 * 0.77x for the channel income.
Then, Cover gives 50% of that to the talent, along with whatever other remuneration earned through the talent's cut of merch, sponsorships, etc which we'll call $y.
Thus the talent's income is supposedly 0.7*0.77*0.5x + y =~ 0.27x + y, which they then report to wherever they live and pay the correct amount of tax on that income. Under such a system, all members' channel earnings actually ARE taxed twice. Once when google sends it to Cover, and once when they report their total income.

So for example, for Mori, as a Japanese non-resident, she is taxed at a flat rate of 20%, not including local municipal taxes.
That means that she is taking home a total of $ 0.80*(0.27x + y) after paying her Japanese taxes.
If Google didn't automatically take 23%, Mori would be taking home $ 0.80*(0.35x + y). So she is being taxed twice because part of her income is being unfairly taxed as corporate income.
Finally, the tax she pays to Japan is announced in her filing to the US and that amount is deducted from the amount she owes the IRS under the tax credit system established by treaties between the US and Japan. Mori did not know about this last step and thought she was being taxed by both the US and Japan, and that's what she was talking about when she said she was being double taxed.

TL;DR: Mori was wrong about being taxed twice by the US and Japan. However, if you are correct, and Google automatically deducts taxes from the amount it sends Cover, then Mori actually is being taxed twice on her channel earnings and thus only taking home around 22 cents per every dollar her channel earns. This is probably what she meant when she said that she was losing 70-80% in taxes for every superchat.

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>You get to marry Gura and she makes love with you twice a week for the rest of your life
but
>She has sex with a different chumbud every day every other day but she can't get an std or get pregnant from them and you don't have to see you just know it happens

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>>70573807
fuck off

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I think you should know that no one is going to read that.

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>>70570241
>>70570155
These predictive text models are getting insane. It might be stealing it all from some article it found in it's data set, but if not, and it's writing all this itself based on various sources, then this stuff is way more advanced than what I thought. Holy moly.

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>>70573405
how new?

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>>70573807
absolutely fucking not, I will kill anyone who lays a finger on her.

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>>70573807
Where is the downside? I'm fucking them with her.

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>>70568164
Is that a...

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>>70573600
I knew the final statement would fall on deaf ears. Now I am calling you a retard.
YouTube is paying the owner of the channel. The owner is Cover Corp they deal with everything on the YouTube side. It’s the same 30% cut youtube takes from all their creators, but people who aren’t streamers or retards refusing to do their research never realized it’s also for tax purposes. It’s only related to Japan and Cover because Cover lives in Japan. The talents only get taxed on what cover gives them and they file it anyway they want. Also the focus is Mori someone who lives in fucking Japan even if you’re retarded logic made sense it wouldn’t correlate to her
And if you’re outside of America it’s actually 24% not 30%.

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>>70574009
I literally provided a tl;dr.
>TL;DR: Mori was wrong about being taxed twice by the US and Japan. However, if you are correct, and Google automatically deducts taxes from the amount it sends Cover, then Mori actually is being taxed twice on her channel earnings and thus only taking home around 22 cents per every dollar her channel earns. This is probably what she meant when she said that she was losing 70-80% in taxes for every superchat.
But it was for the other guy discussing taxes and so the detailed part is for him. Don't worry about it.

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>>70574081
It’s various sources and paraphrased. It could beat those plagiarism sites as well

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>got Amiami invoice for Gura figure and one other figure
>shipping price is $85
I hate how DHL prices keep going up but im glad it's not as bad as I expected for two 1/7th figures.

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>>70574347
>The owner is Cover Corp they deal with everything on the YouTube side.
That's what I literally said. I understand now that you're saying that Google's 30% cut includes the money they take for tax purposes. I have never heard that before and it makes little sense unless you're talking about Google's own tax obligations, in which case, it was absolutely fucking retarded of you to mention that, as it doesn't have anything to do with the discussion at all and is completely irrelevant to where the rest of the money is going. You might as well have gone into detail about what Cover is spending their 50% cut they take from the channel revenue they get from Google. It's like mentioning Walmart's tax obligations when someone asks about how much a manager makes there. Who fucking cares?

And so that brings us back to the begging. You say Mori lied about being taxed twice because every step is in writing. However the shit Mori was talking about concerned filing, not the channel revenue in the first place. I thought you were aware of something I was not and trying to say that Google deducts a talent's personal taxes from their channel revenue, which didn't make any fucking sense to me and I see now you're probably some form of ESL. Most of your forms of their/there are mixed and your punctuation is all over the place.

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>>70575403
*back to the beginning
Sorry, auto correct.

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Where is Gura the slime girl

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>>70575403
>>70575476
This is the guy calling someone else esl. Sad thing is English probably is your first language, but you’re just an actual retard

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>>70574126
I'm not, the only time I hear any of their names is when Gura says them so I just default to her voice in my head when I think about them.

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>>70575766
What if her new outfit isn't a new outfit but a redesign. She is completely naked and semitransparent and barely passes the youtube legal rights to stream on YouTube.

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>>70575641
With the dino girl, shark girl, and girl girl

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>>70575659
>Sorry, auto correct.
Maybe you can't read or you just don't know what this means. Hopefully you find out what auto-correct is someday, anon. Unfortunately, it's not going to help you with your there/their/they're problem or fix your awful grammar and punctuation, so you're still going to have to work on those.

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>>70575916
As long as I get to see gooba nipple and gunny

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>>70577496
Dibs.

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>>70575403
>I have never heard that before and it makes little sense unless
>Google's own tax obligations, in which case, it was absolutely fucking retarded of you to mention that, as it doesn't have anything to do with the discussion at all and is completely irrelevant to where the rest of the money is going.
>You might as well have gone into detail about what Cover is spending their 50% cut they take from the channel revenue they get from Google
>However the shit Mori was talking about concerned filing,
>I thought you were aware of something I was not and trying to say that Google
>from their channel revenue, which didn't make any fucking sense to me and I see now
>Most of your forms of their/there are mixed and your punctuation
>>70576646
>Maybe you can't read or you just don't know what this means.


Now, can you point out the mistakes in grammar and punctuation? If you can, I’ll make you an honorary citizen.

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all me btw

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>>70574423
Still not reading any of this.

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>>70578830
Oyasame

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>>70578830
sleep tight buddy

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>>70578104
Besides the lack of periods on many of your sentences, sure. Here you go.

>>70568409
>you are asking a serious question but a little critical thinking.
>If they send it to cover first why would it matter what Cover does next it’s not their business.
>$15k is the companies income
>Now that we have that settled let’s move onto the next point which is why I said Google automatically does deductions and each member personally files there taxes.
>I made these as separate points one at the beginning and one at the end
>One is for Cover because they own the channels and what Cover gives the talents, which 9/10 is bigger than what’s left from YouTube because of extra stuff off the platform, is what is used for their taxes because that’s their actual income.
>It’s why I called that other anon a faggot but not a retard because he isn’t wrong he just can’t read
>Now final point as to why I called her a liar every step of this is in writing.

>>70574347
>The owner is Cover Corp they deal with everything on the YouTube side.
>and they file it anyway they want.
>Also the focus is Mori someone who lives in fucking Japan even if you’re retarded logic made sense it wouldn’t correlate to her

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>>70578830
goob morning

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>>70575916
She wants to be made of slime, and I can somehow relate.

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>check in before bed
>arguments featuring walls of text about pointless shit yet again
Is that all this thread is used for now?
Whatever, have a Goob and a goobnight.

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>>70578593
I really like gura's voice.

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>>70579056
All this time, you’ve found 1 incorrect use of the “there.” Not to mention, some of these are only incorrect if your only understanding of the English language comes from a computer. And you probably still haven’t figured out the issues with your own writing. Nice try, champ, but study up some more before showing your own ignorance.

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>>70579843
Weird that it’s always in defense of someone that isn’t gura

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>>70579056
>>70580161
I'm already a citizen of the US, so I'll do you one better. Here comes your correction(s), you cheeky brat.

>you are asking a serious question but a little critical thinking.
This is missing words. It should be something like "I don’t want to be rude because you are asking a serious question, but a little critical thinking would've made it obvious."
>If they send it to cover first why would it matter what Cover does next it’s not their business.
Optional comma between first and why. There are two separate clauses here. You either need a period or a semi colon.
Should be "If they send it to cover first why would it matter what Cover does next. It’s not their business.
>$15k is the companies income
$15k is the company's income
>Now that we have that settled let’s move onto the next point which is why I said Google automatically does deductions and each member personally files there taxes.
Now that we have that settled, let’s move on to the next point, which is: why I said Google automatically does deductions and each member personally files there taxes.
>I made these as separate points one at the beginning and one at the end
You need a comma after "points" and after "end".
>One is for Cover because they own the channels and what Cover gives the talents, which 9/10 is bigger than what’s left from YouTube because of extra stuff off the platform, is what is used for their taxes because that’s their actual income.
This is a little long. Personally, I'd reword it and avoid using 9/10 in place of "nine out of ten times" because the proper way to read 9/10 is "nine tenths".
>It’s why I called that other anon a faggot but not a retard because he isn’t wrong he just can’t read
It’s why I called that other anon a faggot but not a retard. Because he wasn’t wrong, he just can’t read.
>Now final point as to why I called her a liar every step of this is in writing.
Now final point as to why I called her a liar: every step of this is in writing.

>The owner is Cover Corp they deal with everything on the YouTube side.
The owner is Cover Corp. They deal with everything on the YouTube side.
>and they file it anyway they want.
and they file it any way they want.
>Also the focus is Mori someone who lives in fucking Japan even if you’re retarded logic made sense it wouldn’t correlate to her
Also, the focus is Mori, someone who lives in fucking Japan. Even if you’re retarded logic made sense, it wouldn’t correlate to her.

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>>70580274
Oops.
>Also the focus is Mori someone who lives in fucking Japan even if you’re retarded logic made sense it wouldn’t correlate to her
Should be: Also, the focus is Mori, someone who lives in fucking Japan. Even if your retarded logic made sense, it wouldn’t correlate to her.
That last "you're" should be "your". Sorry I missed it.

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sleep well chumbies

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>>70580515
Goobnight.

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>>70580515
I'll do my best

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wait, I scrolled up and you freaks have been having this argument literally all fucking day long
what is wrong with you

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>>70580676
You're actually reading all that?

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>>70580866
no, just checked the post timestamps

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>>70568164
Before the thread ends, that's not a heart on it's lower tummy, is it?

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>>70580961
You know what it is.
Now suck it.

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I counted the hairs on my big toe. I have 31. I don't think this is enough hair for Gura....

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>>70580274
Trying too hard
>If they send it to cover first why would it matter what Cover does next. It’s not their business.
Wrong punctuation
> Now that we have that settled, let’s move on to the next point, which is: why I said Google automatically does deductions and each member personally files there taxes.
Misused punctuation
>You need a comma after "points" and after "end".
Not wrong, but also not completely accurate.
>This is a little long. Personally, I'd reword it and avoid using 9/10 in place of "nine out of ten times" because the proper way to read 9/10 is "nine tenths".
Esl
>It’s why I called that other anon a faggot but not a retard. Because he wasn’t wrong, he just can’t read.
Missing punctuation and changing the context. That was present tense for a reason
>Now final point as to why I called her a liar: every step of this is in writing.
Missing the word “the,” technically punctuation to
>and they file it any way they want.
Wrong

Even trying your best, you make mistakes.