The Shiori Novella - Chapter 9, Page 698

[Anonymous No.]

Life is not a PG feel-good movie. Real life often ends badly. Literature tries to document this reality, while showing us it is still possible for us to endure nobly.

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Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ip9OHlWrr0 (Members Only)
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmolPSH3X-s

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Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

Deadbeats Deadbeats Whatcha Gonna Do【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK4KD1mBDBA&t=3548s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive (Hope you realize you got baited and come back)
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

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>>70501037
Free pies for every autist that comes

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Shiori

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>>70517125
This, but unironically

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Sisters won ;)

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>>70517170
they won this dick
open up

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife Shiorin~

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>>70517060
>(Hope you realize you got baited and come back)
I hope he kills himself

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>>70517233
How did you print moving pictures

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/gem/ confirmed there is a advent-anti discord that hops around the advent threads

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>>70517319
So the VOD was uploaded by a sister and it was a raid.

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I'm proud of you shiggers for single-handedly keeping the Melty Blood community alive.

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>>70517319
So the thread was peaceful before the stream because sisters were busy raiding other thread?

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Member VOD will ALWAYS be shared.
>b-but it was posted here first
And? Some audio drama were being posting here as soon as it's up on her channel. But you will look past that and excuse him for being an attentionwhore and a dramafag

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>>70517331
Given the fact it was not only spammed on the sister site, but also on the catalog makes it extremely likely. It's been known for a while that we have a sister who hate watches her. Today he smelled blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Before the melties resume Look at this cool art
https://x.com/NBnebradisk/status/1764196367482929265

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>>70517397
Show me where a members vod was shared before

[Anonymous No.]

I will always equate soul with sperm. When someone says, "I want your soul." to me, that means they want sex.

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>>70517397
Are you going to spam your obsession with archiveanon the entire thread now? Kill yourself

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>>70517233
Cute

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>>70517437
It was spammed because you, and a certain someone, made a big deal out of it

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>>70517397
It's a known fact that sharing members content is frowned upon heavily. Double this with Shiori's request that it not leave the stream.

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>>70517563
>It's a known fact that sharing members content is frowned upon heavily
lol

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>>70517450
Damn, I look good.

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>>70517513
If the dramafag attentionwhore didn't make a big deal out of it, the vod would have a fraction of the downloads. He hurt Shiori the most.

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>>70517563
It was going to be shared regardless of what anyone claims, but the way it was distributed was obviously done by someone with a hate agenda.

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>>70517721
And he proves his point. It's the same fucker who had a hate boner for him for over a month now >>70517714

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>>70517319
I mean, it was obvious that the thread's quality took a nosedive when the stream started. You have to be blind if you think that wasn't a raid.

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Can I save her?

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>>70517789
You're delusional. Blaming everything on sisters and antis only means you're in an anti thread. Which one is it?

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>>70517450
Novelknights are being chuuni again...

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>>70517789
He has been deleted for his nonsense before, just report

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>>70517935
Sorry sis, your gaslighting will never work. There was proof posted last thread that there have been raids.

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All of this was actually her villainous backstory.

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Not good morning.

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https://twitter.com/SkylinesSunset/status/1764262343373156424?t=mRUVCd2kfcRGLdu2JqnlsA&s=19

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>>70518023
You're claiming that the raids
>Watch Shiori
>Post her VODs
>Post in threads regularly
They're sounding like bigger fans than you

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>>70518091
Yes, they can do all of the above and it has been seen in other Holo generals before

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>>70518089
Lmao, based.

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>>70518089
Did he delete his previous tweet? Did someone tell him or was that a coincidence?

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>>70518091
Where did these influx of tourists come from? Dramashitter vtubers really did a damage to this board that much?

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>>70518177
And this is despite the fact that in reply to >>70468225 most people were appreciative of the VOD upload, are these people raiders too?
Let me tell you what happened. You've been defending one dramawhore for far too long and I'm glad he's gone.

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>>70518091
It does not make sense, but it will have to. The truth is that the vod was uploaded by a fan, but admitting that would break all the delusional cope

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>>70518303
Dramaniggers already flooded by the time the stream finished, of course they are gonna beg for it and called the uploader based.

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>>70518252
Seems deleted, I didn't look at the replies before tho

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>>70518303
your obsession with archiveanon discredits every post you make, I hope you know that

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I love having access to archives and seeing that we had an increased amount of unique IPs during the thread. Imagine a sister or anti trying to gaslight you into thinking it was totally the regulars that were thankful for the upload.

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>>70518480
Shiori is like my third or fourth oshi so I was busy watching a Dota tournament and having no clue shit was going down lol

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>>70518480
Some of them who missed the stream due to life stuff were, not everyone is a sister my dude

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Nothing will get through your heads, lol

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>>70518422
Let's not forget that some did not catch it live because of work.

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>>70518422
You can't call anyone you don't like a raider or an anti. Or what, is this an anti thread?

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Nijiniggers love the "not a raid btw/we are regulars" tactic. Seen it way too much in other generals.

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Okay now you're just playing both sides

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>>70518576
Yes, Im an anti

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>>70518538
Anon, a lot of the regulars felt apprehensive about it. You can literally see them talking about being apprehensive. Your rrat is falling apart bit by bit.

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Y'all have been going in circles for a day now

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>>70518612
Not to mention, it's woman behavior not to quote the posts and just be passive-aggressive about it. Seen it all in other boards.

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ahahahah
this is just getting silly now

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>>70518688
>my rrat
I know at least 3 people who actually works at that time and missed the stream because of it. If you missed such an important stream you wouldn't watch it? Your curiosity would kill you

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>>70518576
>anti thread
Funny enough, the other Advent generals, as well as hlgg and /#/ refer to this thread as the falseflagger general with how much we get raided.
They can keep trying but fuck if I'm about to let antis win, just report them.
>>70518834
>Your curiosity would kill you
Sure, but are you going to thank someone for going against your oshi's explicit word for it or are you going to silently download it?
Hint: It's very easy to falseflag as a thankful anon.

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The moment you accept the "not a raid" narrative is the moment you make antis feel welcome. You have to stand your ground or you'll become another /ggg/.

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>>70518834
I missed it and I personally archived it but I still won't watch it. Not out of a morally ambiguous reason but I hate seeing my oshi down, and it would be such a stark contrast to Nerissa's stream it would leave a bitter taste

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>>70518889
>It's very easy to falseflag as a thankful anon.
If your argument comes back to it's just an anonymous forum, anyone can be anyone then nothing you said matter. How do I know if /#/ or /hlgg/ isn't the falseflagger general?
Sisters, raids, novelites, none of them might as well exists

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>>70518998
>Literal proof of raids
>Denies it
Lol.

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>>70518998
Anyone who has been here and any other thread for any reasonable amount of time can tell which posters are newfags that are full of shit. It's not hard to distinguish regulars from shitters.

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>>70519114
and the proofs being?

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>>70518252
Yup, deleted. Someone definitely told him or perhaps he's /here/.

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Hey, SunsetSkyline. I browse your stuff on kemono. Pretty good shit,

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>>70518728
Normally I'd call you insane but that has happened to me recently but with a homobeggars instead.

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Who gives a shit if it was raid or not, what difference does it make at this point. Call people niggers and move on

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>>70519292
Nobody did anything wrong and a sensitive snowflake got triggered.

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>>70519281
shitposters do that because while it doesn't reply to anyone, it effectively serves a mass reply to the entire thread because of the way those posts are written

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>>70519292
Based

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>>70519190
>>70515945
>B-but it's someone acting ano-
Lol.

[Anonymous No.]

Part of why you're mad is because you're not omnipotent

And you're trying to apply normal sociological mechanisms to a forum with nearly full anonymity

You won't be able to prove intent or truly punish it so a different approach is necessary

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>>70519443
I may not be omnipotent but at least I'm impotent.

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>>70519145
Yeah, you mean the newfag last thread that didn't even know what the archive was referring to? Yet still scream sisters, raids, while sucking dramafags cock?

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divegrass

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>>70519443
Report and ignore always works

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>>70519443
I'm not mad at all. I can sense the demiurge's tricks from a mile away.

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>>70519443
next you're gonna tell me that most internet rrats are fake

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>>70519425
Hint: It's very easy to falseflag as a spiteful anon

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*after Shiori calls me, crying and sobbing* Sorry Shiori, I would like to help you with your problems but my favorite Dota team is playing. I gotta be a teamplayer, babe. Good luck with your dad or whatever

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>>70519519
I fucking knew it. It's the phaseniggers shitting up the thread for losing on divegrass.

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>>70519511
yes him. It's not surprising that he would play both sides to stir the shit in this thread

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>>70519606
The rrat thickens

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>>70519670
lmfao

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>>70519519
would be funny if the game model had the same face too

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>>70519565
Oh? And for what purpose? Do tell.

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>>70519646
So the raiders are the archiveanon falseflagging?

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Yummy

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>>70519565
It's hard to tell, but that actually wasn't his first time going with the nijinigger/phasekek narrative if it was a falseflag. He has done that in the past when people call him out or when people shit on Nijisanji and he can't help but seethe eternally over it. He loves the use of novelcuck. I guess what I'm trying to say is that the effort is pretty high and he has a history of doing it so it makes it seems like an actual grudge rather than a falseflag, but no one can really say

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>>70519883
No spider version.

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>>70519816
it was all (you). your obsession with archiveanon discredits all your posts.

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>>70520012
split tongue for pleasuring both sides of the glans

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>>70519961
I'm sure you want what's best but remembering what people like that do and giving them lore enables them in a roundabout way, it's best to call him a nigger and group him with every other shitstain catalogfag. Also mockingly get his motivation wrong on purpose, this aggrivates shit stirrers (little known imageboard technique)

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>>70518998
>>70519190
>>70519565
>>70519816
i have to admit, watching you flip flop your argument for the past half hour trying to blame archiveanon and then trying to say raids don't exist has been really entertaining. nevertheless, your attempts at gaslighting are kind of poor and need work.

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SEA prime time btw

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>>70520207
You are so incredibly dumb you have no idea what my point was

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>>70520207
his monthlong obsession now feels vindacted, so he is going to spam for the next year now

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Are we really the third fastest thread after numbers and global? I hate fast threads, but this one is bretti gud, 8/8

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Siori

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>>70520359
I like fast threads

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>>70520347
here's to hoping archiveanon returns then to make him seethe again. then again we'll just go from validation to seethe spam so i guess there's no winning other than to report and hope for the best ay?

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>>70520428
Nah fuck that dramawhore.

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>>70520465
faggot you're the dramawhore
stfu

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>>70520465
you can keep obsessing over him all you want.
damn watching you seethe makes me want mr writer to come back full swing for your seethe too.

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I'm neutral towards the archive but deleting it was a dick move tbdesu

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You guys are gonna be so pissed when the demiurge lets me fuck Shiori in the afterlife and you all have to watch

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Fuck shiggers

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>>70520569
he was a moralfag that thought it was novelites and not sisters, hence the anchor.
>(Hope you realize you got baited and come back)

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>>70520615
DELETE THIS, LITTLE GIRLS SHOULDNT HAVE HAIR LIEK THAT

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>>70520465
and what does that make you? it's exactly the same as the nerissa ---> kys pipeline, it makes people hate you both. guaranteed label of schizo that is arguably worse

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>>70520641
I'm going to nuke that part if I bake, desudesu.

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>>70520686
go for it. i can't stop you, just make sure you bake before the regular baker.

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>>70520703
Kiss your shiori

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>>70520703
kys

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>>70520665
I, for one, don't hate Nerissa posting.

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>>70520641
>deletes the archive before the VOD is up
>makes a post announcing it
>baited

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>>70520817
Are we really going to loop this entire conversation again about how the timeline went? Nah you'll just pivot to something else again.

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I think months of archiveanon abuse by that one schizo finally got to him

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>>70520665
Bitch I'm anonymous, I don't have a reputation to protect. You'll love me tomorrow but if I make you hate the archivefaggot today my job is done.
>Inb4 raid
Page 1

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>>70520863
Yes, let's. Now show the timeline

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>>70520864
He was delusional thinking he could protect Shiori by objecting to the upload of the VOD. As we've said, it was going to be uploaded anyway

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>>70520915
Nope, we've already done that song and dance, if you won't be convinced by it a third time, then nothing will.
>>70520933
His point was that he objected to specifically /here/ starting it if the other responses are anything to go by in that thread. That being said, again, he got baited by sisters, unfortunate. He was doing well ignoring the schizos too.

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>>70520933
You're not wrong, but that was probably his breaking point. It was clear that he loved Shiori and hated seeing her in pain. Probably took it personally.

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>>70521006
yeah i kinda get where he was coming from. too bad that the anon mistook the usual raid for us.

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I... I don't give a shit...

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>>70521006
Wow! The sisters were right about him being parasocial too, almost like he's the cancer that was making these threads bad.

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i think archiveanon deserves a basket of candy and crossword puzzles

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>being parasocial is le bad when half the thread is parasocial for shiori
this is how we can tell you're an outsider.

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to be fair the amount of shit that got flung on the other threads is worthy of being called a raid

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Good god, can someone talk about Shiori instead of her orbiters?

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>>70521065
your obsession with archiveanon discredits your posts, he has never shat up this thread, you are forcing your narrative too hard

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>>70521122
Yeah, why don't you start?

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>>70521122
obsession with orbiters? doesn't that remind you of a certain nyfco sister?

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>>70521006
Months of antis specifically targeting him during cooldown. I'm surprised he stuck through but you may be right, he might have taken it personally.

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>>70520995
Oh, come on anon, I insist

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>>70521122
I would love to be her long time friend she can vent to, until I get an expensive job in television and I start blowing her off

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>>70521122
I want to talk about her tits but then I remember the stream and I get sad as my T-level decreases.

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>>70521227
>my T-level decreases
you have AIDS

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>>70521202
>Intentionally ignoring the intent of upload with a link posted
>Once again trying to pivot to a different argument
Yep, not doing this song and dance again, anti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70521248
Thanks for dancing with me~
You are very entertaining, though a bit dumb

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>>70521169
It's the guy who always posts about remey. He has always been here since the thread's inception and it started with his hate of people giving names to other anons as well as prechat regulars. I think librariananon was the first, then it moved to writeranon, and now archiveanon. He has always made it his goal to shit on people given a thread name and regulars from prechat. Ironically enough, he has created a name for himself too so I don't get why he hasn't killed himself yet.

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>>70521304
Don't forget he has made a bingo card and spams that shit everywhere.

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>>70521304
Best part is at least one of those, maybe two are still here, I wish they'd start posting again just to make the retard seethe, but I don't think they care enough.

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>>70521304
Slipknot-kun?

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>>70521304
>librariananon was the first, then it moved to writeranon
And they all learned how to stay as an anon moving forward. Not this attentionfaggot that made it about himself though

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>>70521304
the thread control freak from /uuu/? it has been a while since I thought about him. now that I think about it, someone likes to post fauna here often, but idk if that's him because I like fauna and post about her sometimes too.

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>>70521459
Can you point to me a single time where he's referred to himself as archiveanon? Last I checked everyone else thanked him, not the other way around.

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i'm still in awe at the members stream, can't stop thinking about it. absolute shiori kino.
i love her

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>>70521546
Ironically, the last post he made about deleting his archive was his only self-identifying post.

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>>70521383
>the bingo card used to be used for stream funposting back in chapter 1&2...
really wonder if the shitter is a former kronii since he used to use "gabe" as his example for "thread celebs"

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>>70521530
>someone likes to post fauna here often
That's me and at least one other person, and I don't like the /uuu/schizo either

[Anonymous No.]

Seems like the thread celeb worshipping culture is still around. Thought it was gone after the writefag learned how to stop namefagging

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>>70521459
how does someone that literally does something every stream remain anonymous? it's the same way anons associated old writing with mr writer when he didn't sign his name off on any actual story.

[Anonymous No.]

I just love shiori, I hope to see her character arc. Some of you anons need to go on a cool down if you're not finding her content to your taste and not complain so much.

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>>70521607
>anon soundposts stuff for shiori
>never signed his name on it or anything at all
>others thanked him instead
>only time he ever identified who he was, was his final (yet stupid) post.
>somehow it's his fault that others thanked him for his soundposts
i'm getting a bit lost here.

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>>70521682
That guy is being contradictory without realizing it because of his seethe

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>>70521678
Why are you expecting a character arc from her when she explicitly said that she had enough of that? She'll never challenge herself again.

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>>70521724
That was her coping and even she knows it.

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>>70521718
sadly, we lost a helpful shigger. still hoping he sees his mistake and comes back but won't hold out hoping, hope we get a new anon. the novelbeat that offered came by and said he wouldn't either after what he saw.

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>>70521724
See there you go complaining again. Never say never nothing in life is constant but change

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>>70521798
the novelbeat reply seemed like a falseflag to me because the call out and fast reply seemed a little too coincidental

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>>70521564
Same. I hope she doesn't beat up herself over it, she's perfect just the way she is.

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>>70521849
I'd say he was lurking but, only real way to know is if we have no one archiving by next stream. Funny enough, as soon as he identifies he's the novelbeat archiver,
slipknot-kun will go ballistic once again.

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>>70521304
Why do you think all of those are the same 1 person? I'm one of those guys.

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>>70521898
My hopes are that her idol journey in hololive over the next few years can at least repair some of the wounds from her past. I know other holomembers were capable of doing this to some degree. I trust her.

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>>70521898
yep, she really is.

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>>70522047
all schizos deserve to be lumped into one pile of shit. it evidently makes them angry when they get reduced to "sister" or "raid" so it is a good assumption to make

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>>70522145
So do the dramafag and attentionwhore, right?

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>>70521798
Out of all the fanbases, a deadbeat is one of the least likely to ditch over falseflagging raiders, considering they dealt with it for four years
I speak from experience

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>>70522246
your obsession with archiveanon discredits your post

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop this conversation and move on?

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>>70522079
My thoughts exactly, I trust her too.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm obsessed with archiveanon in the sense that my heart flutters when he enters the room and I send him flowers "from a secret admirer" and I keep dreaming about his smooth jawline and strong archiving hands embracing me

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>>70522361
writeranon needs to write smut of him rape correcting his obsessed sister

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>>70522307
Rule for thee and not for me, I get it.
But why did you assume I was talking about him? Oh.. because he is the one you think of first when you see the words "dramafag and attentionwhore"

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>>70522404
>has made it his mission to call archiveanon a dramafag and attentionwhore
>has admitted to making it his mission to make sure archiveanon is hated
Not the most unique thing for a general, but you can continue to seethe about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522079
She'll find her place, don't worry
She's already said it's nice talking to the members she currently does, and everyone's really supportive

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522469
It's okay to just admit it...

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>>70521965
There's an archiver in the discords but im not sure if it's the same guy

[Anonymous No.]

I bought donuts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522505
Don't say that, then subhumans are going to go on a witch hunt for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564

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>>70522564
How fat?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just remake this thread into /archive/
Archiveanon is my oshi now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564
funny, I'm reading a manga where an office lady hag is pestering a teenage boy to hang out with him and eat donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564
If you didn't bring maple bars, I will throw your box in the bin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522664
Oh, I read that one
It's really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564
I want the strawberry jam one thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiggers coat their posts with irony to hide the darkness within. Just like their oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori will never improve
Shiori will never get better
Everything is going to get worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564
Dunkin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564
I want the Boston cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522744

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>>70522753
Krispy Kreme, so everyone's getting basic glazed and everyone's going to like them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522809
This is abuse..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522809
die

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522564
i should've gotten donuts yesterday when i went to tim hortons

[Anonymous No.]

what's wrong with Krispy kreme

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was Dunkin Donuts where I live. I really like the concept of buying donuts, and also dunkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522505
hmm, i don't think its the same one but the one you're on about definitely visits here. (he's dropped twitterspace archives before. same links)

[Anonymous No.]

I've never eaten a single donut in my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522908
My country doesn't have Dunkin', only Krispy, so idk what I'm missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522908
It's nice, but the coffee is hit or miss depending on which one you go to
I wanna buy Shiori a box of her favorite donuts to cheer her up..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70522079
>>70522333
>>70522489
>Shiori
>Idol journey
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Looking at pictures of food makes me think this is what those 40 year old women who can't have children feel when they scroll past their friends baby photos on Facebook

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523240
Shigger.. ganbat..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523240
Do you not have a mouth or something? Just go get some food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523240
Lui...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>The evening is slowly entering into the later stages of nightfall.
>Shiori is sitting in her room, Salt nestled up on her lap, Pepper sleeping on the carpet.
>"Hmm, maybe a few more attempts."
>She retrieves a piece of paper and begins to read from it. Line by line.
>She then shakes her head: "Nope, that wasn't good enough, one more take."
>Hours pass by, one more time, this time for sure, maybe this one will be the last, ok last one!
>Many variations of the same excuse
>Finally, an end in sight has come by
>"Oh, this one was pretty good!"
>She glances at the time and a slow panic dawns on her.
>"Oh good golly, it's already 3am?!"
>She gently lifts Salt up, who had been in a comfortable sleep the entire time.
>She then drags herself to her bed, laying down in it, with her phone next to her.
>Before finally drifting to sleep, she wonders to herself: "I hope the Novelites will enjoy this month's audio..."
>The thought stays with her another hour as she tries to drift to sleep, but fails to do so.
>Many thoughts continue to swirl in her head, consisting of things such as "I hope they'll like it." "Maybe I could do better?" "Gosh I wonder what their reactions will be like?" and so on.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523178
You're right, there is no journey because she's already an idol.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck my hemorrhoids are so itchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523845
She would never think about us this much

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523845
Holy shit are you back? I missed you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70523888
Pepper wtf get off the PC

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70524196
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>70524648
there's nothing sexy about shiori you psycho

[Anonymous No.]

"Promise me no to hide yourself when you're in pain. It's unfair that we laugh together, but you cried alone."

[Anonymous No.]

>>70524196
SNIFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

Women have it so easy in life it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not feeling good for the prompt today...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525175
just cut your cock off

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525496
Today's prompt: Shiori calls you at 2AM, crying, saying that she took a bunch of pills in a fit and is feeling weird and regretting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525496
why not try practice with a made up prompt? seeing that greentext story reminded me of the old days where mr writer used to ask for prompts and we'd give one then he'd write it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
they're scheduled ahead of time so it can't be anything recent...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
Fuck bro don't joke about that. I had experienced this before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
Shut the fuck up dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>weekends
>have to study more to get a better job
>failed my driver's license test
>came back to see both shiori and this general melting down
after doing some reps, it seemed Shiori had been through some tough shit recently. nothing ever goes right, I hate this life

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525734
>>70525747
>I suddenly draw a line

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525579
You first faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525785
It just hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525785
draw a line down your wrist

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525863
Ok I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
Actually go fuck yourself, not okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525863
Be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525878
please don't I'll be sadder than I am

[Anonymous No.]

>Practice prompt for those interested
Shiori bumps into you while grocery shopping, she has no money but awkwardly says: "Funny to see you here!" while scratching her head trying to ignore the blatant awkwardness.
Shiori then looks at your shopping cart and notices a lot of things and then asks, albeit hesitantly, if you could lend her some money for her own groceries and that she'll pay you back once her next payday arrives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
Have some class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525744
It's okay shigger, things get better
Was it the written or road test?
I only just passed mine and applied for a job
I'm 28, you have time, it's alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
Drinking all those pills and knowing you would die, but you regret it and now you will slowly feel the affects and pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525968
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525594
Read the room, autistic shigger!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526064
what the fuck was wimpy's problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526216
He was establishing a line of credit to build up his credit score

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526014
It was a road test that I failed. I'm a hopeless nervous wreck. Whenever I roll the throttle and hear the engine whir, I go into full panic mode which fucks everything up. I ended up almost killing my driving instructor earlier. Can't even think of calling myself a shigger due to how retarded I am sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526272
Do you use both feet to drive? Assuming you drive automatic

[sis No.]

oh dear, didn't I tell you not to make threads while she's taking a break?
look at what you've done!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526356
flintstones lookin ass...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526356
>both feet to drive
yes
>Assuming you drive automatic
it was manual, I don't even know why I signed up for a manual transmission test

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526102
Haha, he's just like Shiori!

[sis No.]

it's gone
love you, Shiori! chuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526272
It's okay, you get used to it over time, I had the same issue because I was in an accident as a teenager
Have you driven much?
I got more comfortable after using a riding mower for a few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525968
>You push a shopping cart mindlessly
>Checking your phone every now and then, you pick out all the groceries that you noted for yourself, from broccoli, to potatoes and carrots, to some beef cuts, and a loaf of bread.
>Suddenly, as you're lining up to have your groceries scanned, you hear someone talking to you, a voice you recognise
>"Anon?"
>You turn around and see before you, your childhood friend and one you talk to almost daily, Shiori.
>"Fancy seeing you here!" She exclaimed, whilst scratching her head.
>She wore a rather casual attire, consisting of a dress and a pink cardigan.
>Shiori got closer to you, while looking slightly embarrassed.
>You could somewhat smell the perfume she used, peach? No, more like strawberry.
>As she got closer, she whispered
>"Anon...I uhhh...need a small loan for my groceries..PLEASE?!"
>You sigh, but you've known this ditz for a long time. Her blatant puppy eyes are too much.
>"Ok ok just stop looking at me like that." You exclaim, in a rather exhausted sounding tone.
>As you consent to paying for her groceries, she lifts both arms up in victory: "Yahoo! Thanks anon!" she shouts.
>Minutes passed and she comes back with a bag around her arm, in it is an assortment of groceries.
>She gives you a hearty smile, slightly showing off her teeth.
>"Ehehe..I owe you one!"
>You can only shake your head and sigh, but this is just how the two of you had always been. You were always the most reliable one to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525827
Grow a pair

[Anonymous No.]

>>70525863
Neck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526778
Grow a conscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526778
Grow out the edgy teen phase

[Anonymous No.]

The thread is being filled with positivity and brotherly love again. Love me some shoggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526982
>>70527020
>says this while posting on 4chan
Where the fuck did all you newfag tourists come from? Twitter? Reddit?
Go back and stay back normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526778
>>70526875
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527151
>le ur on 4chan you all have to lower yourselves to my level of shit flinging
Actual tourist shit to say. Or underage.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527219
4chan is the final boss of the internet, redditor

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527219
Not your safespace
Kys faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527418
No kill yourself. You clearly don't even have a purpose to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527418
its so cute how hard you're trying to fit in. chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527418
>tourist thinks its ok to shit on the sidewalk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Shiori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70526549
absolute 0 experience, just the slight motion of going forward at 1-5 kph is enough to make me want to leap outside of the vehicle and "save myself".

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527545
Me?

[sis No.]

You know... I could always be your archiveanon ><

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527567
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527545
is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527545
Is sleeping and wishing she never wakes up

[Anonymous No.]

Never forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527704
eh, she never watched it so the context is lost

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527704
I don't get

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527704
Goslingfags are cringy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527793
immediately outs them as amefags too, so you know to avoid them like lepers

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527793
SHUT UP! Ryan Gosling is LITERALLY ME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527843
This, fucking crocodiles or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her already. I hope she's doing well

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527926
Based jakechad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527969

[Anonymous No.]

>another catalog anti Shiori Thread
It's all so tiresome...
What did she do to deserve such hatred on this board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528309
unironically, her debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528341
Her debutt

[sis No.]

>>70528309
thanks for telling me, needs to post in it now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528309
I don't know, but at least it's over there and not here. Just send cute Shiorins here man

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528309
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528309
She said "respect my collab choices" but completely blue balled the anti-incel brigade because she never collabed with homos. They've been furious at her ever since.

They know she has a strong attachment to us and that upsets them because le incel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528432
>They know she has a strong attachment to us
Least parasocial Novelite

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528432
She never said "respect my collab choices"

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528309
didn't even know anything had happend until i saw that thread. hoping everything is going okay for shiorin. she seems like a sweet girl so i hate to hear that she's having a rough time

[Anonymous No.]

Shiocutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528676
She's alright, she felt better after talking about her hobbies with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>70527843
>Ame invented Ryan Gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528894
Normalfag meme

[Anonymous No.]

Meowri Scrubvella here at your nervous

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528883
good. take care of her nyavelites

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528309
Stop advertising your shitty thread you fucking nijinigger

[Anonymous No.]

there is an alternative reality where holo joined holo

[Anonymous No.]

Hi! I woke up, download it and watched the vod i missed because i was watching my kamioshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528928
Bodying Shiori in Type Lumina by playing Blob and spamming screenwide specials!
Shiori getting frustrated with you!
Swapping to Neko-Arc and being super annoying screenwide again!
Shiori hitting your arm and pouting!
Agreeing to play someone normal!
Beating her with Honest Mids Michael!
Demanding a kiss as a reward!
Getting a frustrated peck on the cheek!
Kissing the top of her head and saying you'll buy her witwat cereal when you go out tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70528928
She isn't a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

Just a few days ago i was questioning soundpost anon and asked him why he bothered uploading his clips and now he's gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529203
Good riddance
Fuck him

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529203
He's probably busy

[sis No.]

busy deleting the archive

[Anonymous No.]

Is Nyavella spayed? I don't want her running around getting pregnant by some random alley cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529406
She needs to be either spayed or constantly impregnated by me because I don't feel like cleaning blood off the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

So not only did the deleted member stream leak, someone clipped parts of it and uploaded them to Youtube. Bunch of faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529406
Those alley cats? All me.

[sis No.]

>>70529496
>someone clipped parts of it and uploaded them to Youtube.
no there isnt'

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529496
Everyone needs to see that moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529496
did you at least report them

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529567
Is this not it? I'm not a member and didn't watch the vod but this looks like what everyone was posting about and it's from yesterday.

[sis No.]

>>70529646
no you fucking retard, the stream isn't even one day old

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529665
Why are you mad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529646
Retard that's from the Amazing cultivation stream.

[sis No.]

>>70529690
I'm always mad

[sis No.]

>>70529690
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529646
where the fuck do you 'people' come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529646
That's a different stream. Clippers generally don't upload membership content because Cover WILL have their accounts nuked fo that.

[sis No.]

>I'm not a member and didn't watch the vod but this looks like what everyone was posting about
>but I'm going to be angry at it anyways and call them faggots
my sides

[sis No.]

>>70524584
>>70524735
>>70525132
>>70527205
>>70527998
>>70528119
>>70528177
>>70528417
>>70529230
>>70529762
>>70529830

[Anonymous No.]

We need a classic Disney watchalong with Shiori

[sis No.]

>>70529868
woa, thanks for quoting all my posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>70529903
Here's another (You), slut

[sis No.]

>>70529939
c-can you give me a (You) on my soundpost as well s-sempai >u<

[Anonymous No.]

Nah...

[sis No.]

>:(

[sis No.]

>>70530051
>>70529762
>>70529975

[sis No.]

>>70530119
stop replying to me in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

1 more hour till the prompt right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sleepy...
>>70530196
yes

[sis No.]

>>70530196
One more hour until she fucking kills herself

[sis No.]

still no activities since the stream...

[Anonymous No.]

She was pretty active in my bad last night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530223
>>70530252
>actually buying a 4chan pass to seethe on cooldown faster

[sis No.]

we know, ********

[sis No.]

>>70530305
thanks for noticing~
chuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530305
Rangebans were made for this flavor of mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530327
One too many

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever return to the good old days? Or is everything going to go downhill from here on out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530305
Grim~shi

[Anonymous No.]

It has to be that guy banned from her chat, I swear to god

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, the mutts are waking up, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the sisters. Tell me who has a better draft between Betboom and SR

[sis No.]

hmm maybe I should bake
I always bake the best thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530524
>rips the half-written page
Go for it if you want. I'll go grab something to eat. What quote are you going to use?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530418
Indonesia is literally being submerged in sea water due to rising sea levels, just keep emitting CO2 and pray to based Poseidon and we'll have /vt/ peace by 2050.

[sis No.]

>>70530628
I bake with my own quotes, like yesterday!

[Anonymous No.]

It will not stop until this thread is destroyed. It is much deserved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530628
>replying to the threadshitter
He's even namefagging, are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530672
Ok and? Most Hololive antis are Chinese anyway

[sis No.]

oh but it's okay for the other to namefag huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530715
No, I automatically change all names to anonymous, guess I'll bake then.

[Anonymous No.]

Everything that is cherished needs to burn. Pages, bookclub, archive, soundposts, writers. All need to die and it won't stop until it all ceases to exist. No one should be allowed to enjoy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70530814
>>70530814
new bread

[sis No.]

>>70530821
no, they just need to learn~