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Akai Haato/HaachamaThe Second Reddit Dragon threadPrevious: 7016682 Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGygTwitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaatoRed Heart: https://youtu.be/A9HY4DsRTCg New single: https://youtu.be/9mj2QJE-UOI Previous stream: https://youtu.be/4p2BaQ9WRzo Previous Members only stream: https://youtu.be/iLXRjsMTn3 Next stream: https://youtu.be/YndAV5Z5sXQ
I love Haachama, and someday she’ll be my bride!
>>7051691Haachama is hosting an art contesthttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg/community?lb=Ugz6jUc6DATpBwTr7194AaABCQthoughts?
>>7051691>Post stream>Deletes itWhat did she mean by this? It was MC too.
>>7053178The usual, going nofap for three weeks to maximize fun
>>7053178Excited about it, just wish I had some artistic talent so I could contribute a pic
Is Hachama a react vtuber? She doesn't seem to have planned anything that doesn't involve fan contributions and I don't remember it being much different before.
>>7053841Well she’s not big on video games
>>7053841She said in the meme review superchat reading that she really enjoys streams with fan interaction, and wanted to do more of them, and try to think of new stream ideas to involve fans. It's fair to expect more variety in the future than tarantulas and lewds, but expect a lot of react stuff.
>>7053867Yeah, I’ve noticed that gaming really isn’t her forte. She most likely finds it incredibly boring, which is one of the reasons I like her, cause I feel the same
>>7053841I guess that's her forte? She doesn't really play that many games.
What did her meme review peak at? 120k?
Ei she at 1.19M now
>>7053212It's easy to see this as a sign of her up to her old tricks but she had two big streams after a long break and not much sleep between them. The last thing that needs to happen is her burning out again so let her have a break.
>>7054135I think it's also schedule for like 10AM or 9AM JP time, instead of rescheduling she just deleted it. The thumbnail was nice tho. It's her old wacky Blender ones.
>>7051691>The Second Reddit DragonHaatoniggers are ok with this?
>>7054350yeah why wouldn't we be?
No Haachama Sunday today? I thought she mentioned doing it at midnight since Meme Review was at noon. She did announce anther new contest for next week though.
>>7055464She said she was going to post her upcoming shows today, which she did. She didn't have anything ready today because she just revealed her tarantula cooking submissions.
>>7055610Fair enough, I guess I misunderstood her tweets. I'll wait for tomorrow's stream then. I do know she mentioned maybe doing a members talk tomorrow.
Will Chammers be interested in something like MH stories?
>Haato is not trustworthy with watching a kid>But Haachama is B-but Chammers, you eat bugs and make undercooked food...
>>7053885hopefully she speedruns college, someone needs to introduce her to casual MMOs but right now that would ruin her life
>>7054350Bugmen hate her before so let's continue with that.
It's weird how much happier I am now that she has returned to streaming
>>7054350Fuck off, Zhang.
>>7053841>She doesn't seem to have planned anything that doesn't involve fan contributionsAnon, here is what most have missed>Haachama is ***not*** the host in her channel >Haachama is the ***guest***It’s the collective Haaton which is the host. When you finally realize and accept that everything else starts making sense
>>7058372>It's weird how much happier I am now that she has returned to streamingSame here, seems like I won’t be needing my meds anymore
>>7053885Unironically it wouldn't be better it she tries to open a channel in Twitch? There are more tools and freedom to do this type of reaction stuff
>>7064131The big issue with twitch is migrating the fanbase between platforms & not getting the same promotion she would get from the youtube algorithm
>>7053944>video games boring.there are more games than just minecraft and apex legends you know?
It’s a shame she didn’t graduate, hopefully it will happen soon
>>7069282You have no power here
>>7068029>minecraftone of the only none boring games Holomen play regularly
Is our queen going to stream this week or is this going to be a weekend only thing?
>>7075470She apparently had one scheduled for this morning but cancelled it. Probably didn't want to force herself to wake up during summer vacation.
I've always wondered, why does Haachama speak funny? Is it just her acting voice or does she have an actual speech impediment?
>>7079381She's unironically autistic.
>>7079494but I'm autistic and I don't have weird cute pronunciations
>>7079381She has a speech impediment called "Lived in Australia"
Is there any chance Festival actually forgave her?
>>7079381I bet you don't even know she speaks differently as Haato, and the existence of Red-kun.Seriously, search for older clips of her speaking English.
>>7081101Haato is a cunt and she clearly doesn't give a fuck about her gen. That said, it's Matsuri's fault for considering her as a friend rather than as a coworker. Haato is not obligated to do what she asked her to do.
Is it just me or did her English get worse over the hiatus, and not in her normal malapropism way but just the general Asian pronunciation way?
>>70812362bh, I wouldn't be fond of someone who just straight up refuses to accept who you are either.https://youtu.be/1ISPf1aiBh0?t=152It's fine if you prefer one over the other, but she's not even acknowledging HAACHAMA. And have Matsuri interacted with her ever since she officially calls herself Haachama aside from group events? She didn't call in any of her totsus either.
>>7071364MC really only serves as a stage for any holomem interaction and drama; all the clips out there are quite enjoyable.
>>7082636This. I'm so sick of watching MC now. The only thing from that game that still interests me is the member interactions, like you said.
>>7082485She called the cardboard Haato-chan
>>7082485Her acknowledging Haato as her friend is the exact reason why she refuse to call her Haachama. She have been calling her Haato since the very beginning and formed a tight bond with Haato, not Haachama. Do you really expect her to change that so easily?You know, now that Haato was being a bitch to her, Matsuri might as well drop that name completely and call her “Haachama”.
>>7081102Not the same anon as before, and maybe I'm naive, but is this fake: https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmAThere are a handful of times where her pronunciation is "mysteriously" on point though most of the time it just sounds like typical Japanese-accented English. I'd find it amazing if she was indeed able to fake her pronunciation for so long.
>>7069282[chinese word for nigger]
>>7083089Why don't you try watching the whole stream where that came from and not just some 10 second out of context clip? People who use this as evidence that she's somehow super fluent and faking her bad English are honestly some of the most retarded people I've ever seen.
>>7083049>you really expect her to change that so easily?If she respects her, yes. Refusing to call her Haachama and calling her stubbornly Haato-chan is patronizing.
>>7083242Wouldn't be asking if I had
>>7083329>patronizing You don't know the meaning of that word seanigger. Stick with elementary school level words if you don't want to make a retard out of yourself.
>>7083089That's her Red-kun voice, anonchama. It's not her "real voice", and anyone who thinks it was is either a newfag or just a really big dumbass.Real fans of Haachama most definitely would know who Red-kun is by now since he has appeared several times in recent months, but for those who don't, search Red-kun on Youtube.
>>7082485Haachama's the one that didn't want matsuri to call her haachamahttps://youtu.be/vQruJbOwRtA?t=670
>>7084153I don't know what is going on anymore. Coco was the worst mistake that Cover have made. She brought many disease to the company and now Haato and Matsuri aren't friends anymore. Haato also intend to do cringe reddit shitshows every Saturday. I want old Haato back. Fuck whoever the person that is using Haato avatar right now.
>>7082061Disuse of a language can really erode the skills pretty fast.
>>7084153That clip is from 2019/07, 9 months before she officially started calling herself Haachama (i.e. changing her greeting). Judging by Haachama's reaction to Matsuri in the clip above (2020/06), she was for some reason surprised at her reluctance.I'm guessing either Haachama changed her mind on what she said, or she just simply forgot she said that in the collab? Still doesn't explain why she told Matsuri (and her only?) to not call her Haachama in the first place though. Is it because she had no plan on making Haachama as integral to her character as it is now and felt that Haato-chan was more personal than Haachama? At least this reinforces that they were really close at one point.Also for >>7084742:Maybe Haato and Haachama are actually different personalities for real
>>7054350>Muh plebbitStill better than a disastrous Graduation or An Hero
>>7088014Reddit thread is here >>7020895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgkBimQ0JlcWhat will she be cooking this time? Did she improve during the hiatus? Will she anger the machine spirit of some poor cooking contraption again? Find out in a few hours.
>>7088695Fuck. I want to watch it live and not just watch the vod since I'm still riding the high of her return, but 4 hours of sleep is going to suck, especially if I want to do anything productive afterwards
The chinks get butthurt over chammers?They haven't noticed yet that twitter is on to them and sequestering/shaddowbanning their autism from search results. Since they're not getting suspended, they're staying blocked, too. It's actually pretty neato.
I'm really sad we aren't going to have a Coco-Haachama drunk collab stream after Haachama reaches the legal drinking age
>>7088986Everyone says this but only attacks I've seen on Youtube have been focused on Fubuki.
>>7089458Wew, thank goodness Coco graduate before that happen.
I'm fading bros I don't know if I can make it to 8am. Any sober up or wake up tips haatons?
>>7089912You can always just watch the archive you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lix0JMTSJcUKanata's Minecraft will have Haachama in it.
If haachama buys A5 wagyu and black tuna for the HAACHAMA COOKING special program and invite matsuri as a special guest.Can they reconcile ?
I never thought I'd be so thankful to see these words again; it's so easy to just take things for granted.
>Already trying to pick a fight with MarineLmao
she is in the call now!
chamatan... this is good...
Oh no Axolotl mention.
Haachama living in Australia meant she literally woke up to roaches and other bugs but didn't care at all. Actual Strongest Idol
>>7092139She also lived in flipland, I think she got used to that even before Australia.
>>7088900Better than my 0.Gonna have to frontload my productivity in the morning, because I ain't getting shit done after noon. I tried sleeping; to no avail.
only 45m bros, and we have her on kanatas stream
i hope chammers interacts with 5th gen more, for no reason i think she could become good friends with nene, lamy, or polka
>>7079381both the Japanese and Australians are unable to speak English properly but in totally different ways, now combine those ways and have a chammers
overunder about getting stuck in minecraft and forgetting her stream
>>7092591i can easily see that happening
Chama is preparing for the cooking. She didn't forget!
do you think she's still at the store buying ingredients?
>>7093186She's rendering a video pls understand
I hope she plays something with Watame soon, they're so adorable together and I don't even mean the cheap yuribait
>Technical difficultiesTRULY EN
god i missed her so much, just hearing the opening still makes me absurdly happy even though it's her third stream since shes come back
ow my ears
Haachama is truly a piece of shit numberfag and her days are counted, she hates her fanbase (who wouldn’t, look at you) and she hates streaming, she simply doesn’t enjoy hololive anymore.It’s already over and she will graduate next year at best, enjoy this numberfag while you still can.
jesas the ringing was so fucking loud
what the fuck
>>7093396She's EN0 after all
Haachama's stream feels like horror even when it's non-intentional.
>>7093351is this just another schizo arc-chama?
>we still have not seen an Official Haato return>this is happeningARE WE Going to get a schizo scene!?
>>7093452i don't think so, it sounds like shes using a webcam mic or something
>>7093495Sad, at least send her a red, she needs to buy lots of condoms.
She needs a backup for next time.
Remember Haatons, don't reply to the antichamas and zhangs here
i wonder how her mic fucked itself between kanatas stream and now
>>7093513She's not in Slaanesh's realm, I hope she isn't at least
>>7093535she literally fucked it
>>7093535Probably using a diff mic
>>7093536She’s been taking dicks non-stop for the past 6 months
>>7093535probably swapped to a different mic near a stove or something
>>7093535she's using her phone and it's next to an induction plate
How is she going to cook with her feet up?
>>7093536She's cooking, so maybe she using some kind of headset microphone.
>>7093584what did she use before then, it sounded much better on previous streams
imagine thinking this mic doesn't enhance the stream
>>7093623it does add to the haachama experience
someone help this child
SHE'S USING OIL
>>7093608different kitchen? different acoustics?
>>7093654different kitchens cause peaking? naruhodo
>>7093623My right ear is still in pain from the high pitched noise at the start of the stream, might have to call quits on this stream to protect myself
>>7093623DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?
I know she was having fun hanging out with holomems before this, but maybe she should have set aside more than 30 mins to test her setup before starting this stream.
>>7093692>>7093673>>7093495based 40k haatons
>>7093670I just cut the volume, put on chammer BGM on another tab and perfection.
She finally unfucked her mic.
>>7093584If it's the same phone she used when she was back in 'straya, it shouldn't have this big of a quality change.Either this is a new phone, or she's recording from a crappy laptop.
No one tell him
>>7093710At this point I think we are the Orks not the Takos. Our Oshi is both cunningly brutal and brutally cunning.
>>7089815there was some pretty heavy copypasta spam on her return stream, got drowned out after a bit
>>7093749chammaz is da bos
>>7093785Chammaz iz da biggest boz
I thought it was going to be a normal cooking stream and then the bugs came in.Chammaaaa......
good to see her stream prep style of winging it hasn't changed
someone call poor chamma already
>>7093882I fucking love this insane child
I can hear the fear in Migo's voice.>>7093749Haatoz and Haachoz = Gork and MorkSomeone capable should draw an ork haaton.
>>7093941even lesbians who want to fuck her fear her
>>7093941We should ask the drawthread later.
>>7093914Gork and MorkHaato and Haachama
any other anon always read these threads in her broken english voice?
This cooking is such a mess...Trully a Haachama stream.
>>7094037thought it was just me
Miko is so likeable. Second only to FBK really.
>>7094037of couse not!
migo just please don't molest haachama too
>>7094082Yeah good on her to pop in to cheer Haachama on, right before her own stream in 20 mins.
Are any Holos noted for being good cooks? I kind of want to watch an off-collab where someone that actually knows how to cook is forced to witness Haachama cooking first hand.
i want flare to be friends with my cute wife! shes a sweet girl!
>>7094145Azki showed off her cooking on twitter iirc.
>>7094145Watch chammer's holomen food review
>Casually just dumps Salmon roeChama...
>>7094145I think Choco is a good cook but I don't watch her so I don't know
>>7094145Choco is good at cooking
>>7094082Thanks!Welcome back to your girl!
>>7094186i'd love to post some chama clips on /ck/ but i'd probably just end up with a vacation
>>7093533You'd have to be a soulless bug to not like HAACHAMA
>>7094145This already happened once before and it was a fun time.https://youtu.be/J3X3IgEeO-M
>>7094145Well we know Luna knows how to make Takoyaki. Or knew, until The Chama inflicted torture on her.
schizos gonna coom to pictures of her hands...
The tako is much better than last time
>>7094202I'm a Haaton, I'm just saying to not reply bait posts made by antichamas and zhangs
jfc its fucking RAW
>>7094290yeah, it's like no one remembers to not feed the trolls, especially on this board
She's trying to summon Hoshikawa.
>>7094327too bad she has a stream in a few minutes
>>7094327What if she appears?
>>7094290Oh yeah I get you mate I'm just saying those cunts are cunts
since she brought up ID, i'd love to see how moona's autism interacts with chamas retardation
>flips over burnt pac-man lookin' thing>"I might be a pro at this."
>>7094405chamas and zombie thoIt would either be peak chaos or like those times Haachama colab'd with Ame and everyone expected maximum shitters but instead we got maximum TeTe
>HaachaMel cooking collabWe're in for it now, scoob
>>7094470no zombie for me, i just want to watch the second coming of the super bunny man collab
>TL mentions dog meatIs this seriously legit?
>>7094470but i don't want to watch apex
>>7094201do it for the lulz
Matsuri comes next. She'll appears in-person and they going to have rough sweaty lesbian sex.
I've missed these retarded giggles so much you have no idea...
>>7094511That one just keeps saying that but no one else does. So far it’s a vitamin mix, jelly beans, roe, and okra.
guys it's happening
>>7094327Hoshikawa actually appeared kek!
oh god the bottom ones hatching
>>7094515good thing Based Hammers doesn't play that wank
Matsuri don't look
>calls Hoshikawa casuallyAre they close friends from the early days?
>>7094633hoshikawa gonna be late to her own stream
>>7094511this triggers the zhang
>>7094636yeah i'd rather watch paint dry with haachama than watch an apex stream
>>7094657>he doesn't knowthey are IRL friends.
Hoshikawa x Haachama collab when?!
Interesting, Hoshikawa is like late for her stream...that dedication...
>>7094635That’s a melting jelly bean (vitamin c?)
>>7094657They are pre-chuuba
Haato returned just to spite Matsuli
>>7094704I bet Haachama could make 'watching paint dry' stream actually entertaining.
>>7094610No matter how depressed or shitty I feel, her retarded giggles never fail to put a smile on my face
I can't believe Haachama cucked Matsuri first with Rushia and now with Hoshikawa..
And she just burned her tongue...
>>7094780Don’t fuck with the strongest idol
>>7094780To be fair, Matuli doesn't stand a chance against Chama in the Hoshikawabowl.
>>7094814what did she think was gonna happen, it was hot enough to bubble
ME! ME! ME!
Well stream is ruined now, thanks Kiara...
>>7094814If you burn your tongue on the first one you don't have to taste the others.
Enter orange woman
> KiaraBros I don't feel so good...
ENTER ORANGE WOMAN
Shit, I thought that was Matsuri's voice for a second.
Kiara here.Time for 10+ Kiara hate threads to appear.
Someone tell me when she leaves so I can unpause the stream
why is her voice in japenese much more tolerable than in english
OHNONONONO EGGMAN DON'T LOOK
She said she wasn’t connected to EN or ID on discord, wtf is this shit?!
>>7094909>Time for 10+ Kiara hate threads to appear.Zhangs working overtime for their 50 cents today.
here comes chickeen with the chocolate takoyaki
>orange woman pops in>viewers dropIncluding me. Tell me when it's over bros.
i appreciated she called but why couldn't it have been literally anyone else
>>7094939Kiara was JP all along
>>7094918I guess you didn't want to hear Haachama say "batter" cutely
>>7094922She's a weeb so she's more anal about her pronunciation and choice in words when it comes to Nihongo
Chicken can’t stop thinking about eating hot brown steaming piles.
>kiara appears>20 replies instantlyat least make the off site coordination less obvious eggs
>>7094922Maybe because we're more accustomed to higher pitched Japanese girl voices (namely anime).
>kikiriki>close stream immediatelywho else?
shes gone anons it's safe now
>>7094939I would guess she has the ones she has collabed with (so all ENs but Gura, can't remember her last collab with an ID)
Fuck me. Haachama invited this bird to reddit shit meme. It got even worse bah!
god I love the shitty bird living rent free in butt-mad-bug-brains
>>7095078she left, It's safe to come back
Who is that muranishi?...
Well you heard them (if you understood) - there's a good chance Kiara will be in a future Reddit Review stream.
>STILL hating chicken
>>7095098if you like her so much go back to your own thread
>>7095067No one cares, stfu. Peddle your victim complex elsewhere.
>>7095114Muranishi is an innovative and controversial director of Japanese adult videos. Known in Japan as the "Emperor of Porn", he has been credited as one of the creators of the quasi-documentary style found in Japanese AVs, a genre which has remained popular throughout the history of the adult industry in Japan
Bros why's her camera shaking so much. I'm freaking the fuck out it's gonna fall.
>>7095065I had tuned out and was hoping she'd still be there when I typed this to spite anon, but I guess I'm psychic now
>>7095136I don't like her, but she's not as bad as people say
Chammers please stop eating scalding hot food, wait like, a minute at least... chammers please...
>>7095176its a mirage from the heat
Oh god here we go
God I missed this lunatic
>>7095176Her camera falls, points straight at her, and she's wearing a full-body Among Us cosplay. How bad would this place lose it?
Black Crickets: "Bwak Kwiks"
>>7095187I don’t like her, but I feel bad for her after seeing “that collage”. I hope she learns from her genmates how to be a better person, or at the very least not such an obvious villain. It’s almost seems intentional at times.
>>7095252god i fucking love her so much
C'mon Luna this is the ideal moment to show up...
>>7095236her dick would take up the whole screen so if it falls theres nothing to worry about only her foreskin would get doxed
would you take responsibility?
>>7095308I think she left the open call after chicken.
I love when she puts that music
My fucking sides
>>7095326That reminds me, I need to finish writing my Holofuta descriptions. I never got to Gen 1.
>picks up the bug and puts it on top of the takoyakisasugaachama
>>7095414god speed anon
>>7095331There is a collage of her having a breakdown on Twitter, she hates herself more than any of us ever could. It just feels like an empty gesture to compete with that kind of self loathing.
That NightKnight guy is shitting up the TL with wrong translations.
>>7095373What's the name of that BGM?
I love this cute little retard more than you could ever believe
>>7095449i'm completely indifferent to her but chicken hate posting is very fun
>>7095449More than Matsuri's suicidal posts? Link?
>>7095468Yea he's been doing that for a while...
Watching it pulsate before she takes a bite, incredible.
guys it's breathing
I missed this level of chaosthe takoyaki looks like a failed lab experiment begging to be killed
The Chama contemplates her creation in awe and silence
>>7095331After seeing that I watched her collab with Ina and realized I didn’t really hate her anymore. She’s not so bad, Gura and Ina actually play well off of her, when she is in the role of the flustered straight-man.
RIP experimental Takoyaki, you were only alive for a few seconds
I've masturbated like 4 times already but everytime I see Haachama's feet I get horny
>>7095624give the poor fellow a break anon, he's worked hard today
>haachama asks you to cum over her takoyakiwhat do?
>>7095653anon don't ask rhetorical questions
>>7095653Well, if my goddess requested it...
>>7095624I can respect that, anon. I don't get anything form feet, but the streams where she's reviewing lewd art make me diamonds more than anything else because I know she's wet while looking at the stuff and purposefully showing more than she should
>>7095236The internet explodes forever and Haachama is named queen of Hololive
>>7095512It’s from her roommate account so I can’t post it.
We now know which of the TLs we can trust
>>7095653Guess I'm blasting rope until that takoyaki is swimming in it
RATE THE STREAM AND TAKOYAKI
singing chama tomorrow
>>7095707Oh I see. Are there in the archives perhaps?
>>7095762Almost Bug Free/10
I normally bounce on superchat reading but I want to hear her try to pronoucne "Gellar Fields"
>>7095820too bad, she's bouncing this time
>>7095810I saw it here but it was thread that got pruned quickly.
>>7095762Stream: 9/10 A solid return and I enjoyed Miko's callTakoyaki: failures of infinity/10
>>7095820she usually doesn't read small superchats unless they just came in during the reading
>>7095820She won't stay for long sadly.
What did I miss in the first 30 minutes?
remember to thank flare for saving the stream audio, such a nice girl
It's pretty much confirmed that Hoshikawa and Haachama are going to appear in each other's birthday streams and talk up a storm like they did last year. Their birthdays are only 3 days apart.
>>7095926Will Matsuri threw a tantrum because of that?
>>7095926God their interactions are the best
>>7095938she'll find something to throw a tantrum about regardless
>>7095810I found the date and time if it helps, last Tuesday around 2am EDT.
She says she's going to bake a cake next. I am terrified.
>>7095926Is chama intentionally mogging matsuri?
holy shit so matsuri was just antogonizing haachama purely because she has a good rapport with hoshikawa?
https://youtu.be/ZgkBimQ0Jlc?t=3288She's happy to appear as a cardboard cutout in matsuri's birrthday stream so all of you can shove it now.
>>7096003>Last Tuesday around 2am EDT.Thank you. I will search warosu then
>>7096092MARINE WATCH OUT
>>7096114I'll wait until I see something from the one who had a freakout on twitter
>>7096051Matsuri kicked the nest. Now the giant is awakened.>>7096114Imagine if Haachama brings a cardboard of Matsuri during her conversation with Hoshikawa.
If she keeps doing what she's doing now and never brings up the schizo shit again I might stop hating her. I'll never watch her sunday streams but it's still a step up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpJdjNRRTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB2HndrDwQshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG3MnvBGMwcThere is literally no fucking contest on who Haachama is closest to. Kanata, Miko and Watame aren't even in the same race.
>>7096063Matsuri is anal about things she can't have.
>>7096494That is some ja/ck/ level shit.
Hoshikawa is such a nice person. She was late to her own stream because she appeared in Haachama's.
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1419675374540115968/photo/1YOU WILL BECOME AN AXOLOTL
>>7098460What game is this?
>>7098641this isn't a game, someone actually sold her a living animal