[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


View post   

File: 1.97 MB, 562x476, rentfree[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fsoiufy.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482082 No.70482082 [Reply] [Original]

>> No.70482106

OI JOSUKE

>> No.70482107

Brorissa is autistic just like me

>> No.70482110

They're killing Brorissa....

>> No.70482117

Bibooo tax haha

>> No.70482123

>>70482015
My mom still cuts my hair, because I don't know how to ask for a nice haircut at the barbers, and I have already fucked it up twice trying to do it myself...

>> No.70482126
File: 141 KB, 326x324, 1589159405447.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482126

hey man

>> No.70482129

Nerissa's brother is a femboy...

>> No.70482133

I hope brorissa isn't watching this, if I was a teenager I'd be dying of embarrassment.

>> No.70482134
File: 954 KB, 880x1055, f1692232916317794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482134

dang it

>> No.70482136

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>> No.70482139

Will they talk about the two lesbian grandmas that live in the house?

>> No.70482137
File: 999 KB, 787x817, 1681796031683967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482137

Malphis has definately never had sex

>> No.70482143
File: 223 KB, 1774x2048, 1695195816367905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482143

My Ina!

>> No.70482151

AUSTRIA MENTION

>> No.70482154

just tuned in to Rissa and UUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.70482155

>>70481998
6 bedrooms, 8.5 bathrooms, 30k squarefeet on 6 acres

>> No.70482157

Blud was out here looking like Isekai Ojisan and then turned into Josuke

>> No.70482159

I keep imagining Malphis as Indiana Jones now, annoyed at being called Junior.

>> No.70482176

>Mamarissa still cuts Brorissa's hair

>> No.70482179
File: 744 KB, 939x993, 1707699169090973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482179

>> No.70482180

>Both me and brorissa are Ryan Gosling
What are the odds

>> No.70482185

KIARA FOR QUEEN OF AUSTRIA

>> No.70482182

From the oldest to youngest did they all progressively get more autistic

>> No.70482186

>>70482133
he's at least 21 because he can drink alcohol

>> No.70482189
File: 137 KB, 944x932, FWWehvHaIAA_6bv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482189

Lapsama my friend

>> No.70482192

>>70482129
UOOOOOH

>> No.70482197

Mamarissa is more of a streamwatcher than a lot of people here

>> No.70482202
File: 746 KB, 3835x2771, 1689449934621526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482202

I'm going to have to ask you all to control yourselves before you enter this stream because some of you are being a bit too rabid. Once you've calmed yourself, you can join in on the introduction of Hololive's newest mama debut, Mamarissa! You're going to have a lot of questions about how Nerissa was as a little baby as well as the preferences of Mamarissa like how she's a burrito kind of girl and unironically uses ya'll in speech and honestly she just sounds so sweet. You definitely shouldn't be thinking lewd thoughts about another person's mother...in fact she's more than just a mother, she's a grandmother...of five! FIVE! However the good news is that Nerissa AND Malphis are still single! Even if Malphis lost his luscious long pompadour hair, such sad news.
https://youtu.be/RAvCm-mN8X0
This off collab between Korone and Luimama is absolutely incredible because they're doing their best to voice act every piece of dialogue in this game to hilarious effect like Korone's barely stifled laughter as she reads through all the puns and Luimama doing her best to sound like a swarmy little shit only to sound like she's gonna toss chunks of bird feed into someone's mouth. The chemistry between these two cuties is amazing and if you want to relive the good days of Phoenix Wright then you should hurry on over and check out the stream.
https://youtu.be/MCM7o7U99T8
Muscle power! It's time for your favorite Muscle Knight's morning stream! Getting your day blessed with her cute voice and laughter while she talks about how her day has been going with all the practice she's been doing for Holofes (which is in 2 weeks) as well as what she's planning to do for the week is very comforting to hear. If you need some relaxation, I highly recommend putting her stream on, kicking back and get your dark old souls healed to the fullest.
https://youtu.be/UzVtyTUpUuY

>> No.70482209

>>70482123
Just short on the side and leave a bit more on top and then use some wax/gel

>> No.70482206

It's so over for Malphis. Dude is probably already on /r9k/

>> No.70482212

>nerissa uses fuck
>mamarissa uses heck

>> No.70482215
File: 699 KB, 960x960, 1695257967036142.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482215

>>70482134

>> No.70482214

>>70482159
WE NAMED THE DOG MALPHIS

>> No.70482216
File: 224 KB, 354x354, lunaquestionmark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482216

guys whats a palm poh door?

>> No.70482219

>>70482015
My mom does just as good a job as the hair places around me AND doesn't cost $40+, no shit I'm gonna let her cut my hair

>> No.70482224
File: 581 KB, 1242x924, 1699683218473578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482224

towa is my wife

>> No.70482226
File: 135 KB, 1435x1080, johnny bravo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482226

Hey Nerissa, did you know that during the reign of Augustus Caesar...

>> No.70482227

>>70482179
I love her so much bros

>> No.70482231
File: 347 KB, 1267x720, hag sex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482231

>>70479521
For those who don't know, Ben Franklin wrote a letter listing 8 reasons why hag pussy is good as hell. This one is my favorite:
>5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

>> No.70482237
File: 170 KB, 1200x800, home-alone-house.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482237

>>70481998
I always picture the Home Alone house.

>> No.70482235

>Long hair
>Incel
>Roman emperor
>edgy voice
>Jojo
Yeah he got that ultra autism

>> No.70482238
File: 153 KB, 640x640, dontworrybehappy[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F4jz7tt.mp3].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482238

pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

>> No.70482239

>loves jojo
confirmed gay autist

>> No.70482242

>>70482176
Im 40 and my mom still cuts my hair.

>> No.70482245

OI JORISSA

>> No.70482255

is this honestly what you want? A gen of literal LITERAL hags and grannies like Mamarissa? and youre lusting over....this?

>> No.70482258

>>70482186
yea, nobody from the midwest could drink before 21

LMAO

>> No.70482259

>Brorissa is a Roman austist and a JoJofag
That man is not making far in life

>> No.70482267

>>70482179
this is a very popular salute in Hololive, isn't it...

>> No.70482273

>>70482239
just like most people /here/

>> No.70482274

so does her mother really not think her son is a mega autist?

>> No.70482276

>>70482235
He's just like me...

>> No.70482279

>>70482182
Nerissa and Malphis were born after she turned 30.

>> No.70482281

>>70482202
right here, mamarissa friend!

>> No.70482284
File: 514 KB, 1024x973, 1693183837687947.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482284

>all it took to have a single functioning family was to hire a midwestern girl

>> No.70482287

>>70482185
didn't the last one marry that french faggot king and die at the guillotine?

>> No.70482291

>>70482259
Hes literally me

>> No.70482295

>>70482214
O no, that's why he's Malphis the Second...

>> No.70482298

too much women in the house will make you gay

>> No.70482299

Who remembers Gura's mom here? She appeared in a stream a few years ago.

>> No.70482306

Naggers...

>> No.70482304

NAGGERS

>> No.70482316

N_ggers?!?!

>> No.70482315

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DaSS_9JzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DaSS_9JzI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0DaSS_9JzI

>> No.70482314

Nagrissa Naggencroft...

>> No.70482320

Big tits.

>> No.70482322

I HATE NAGGERS

>> No.70482325
File: 183 KB, 512x512, 1676169992248358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482325

Is every EN brother a boyfailure?

>> No.70482326

>>70482182
Mamarissa became less cautious about the alcohol as the years went by.

>> No.70482323

>We're all Nags

>> No.70482329

>>70482197
Her and mamatori both.

>> No.70482335

>>70482186
There's no way, he heard him on stream once and he's obviously a teenager.

>> No.70482333

Nerissa is a nagger...

>> No.70482334

>>70482186
Midwestern culture is to let your kids drink at like 15. They need to start strengthening their livers early.

>> No.70482337

I bet Brorissa Jojo poses

>> No.70482342

Her whole family is kind of fucking funny

>> No.70482343
File: 92 KB, 266x220, moom...png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482343

>>70482015
My mom cuts my hair and i look kind of autistic and act kind of autistic but i don't think i am autistic

>> No.70482346

>>70482276
JUNIOR!?!?!?!

>> No.70482352

niggers

>> No.70482355
File: 1.77 MB, 1918x964, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482355

>> No.70482356

God I want to put a baby in Nerissa.

>> No.70482358

FUCK NAGGERS

>> No.70482363
File: 90 KB, 661x900, 1637929657035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482363

>bunch of naggers

>> No.70482366

>>70482134
what the... Are pebles lolicons?

>> No.70482370
File: 164 KB, 325x266, 1678755583041830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482370

God the similarities between Mamarissa and Nerissa is fucking staggering.

>> No.70482372

Nerissa's mom just sounds exactly like Arcadia but older and with a more pronounced accent. This whole family all just talks in the exact same way.

>> No.70482378

>>70482259
malewife bound

>> No.70482382
File: 402 KB, 510x376, goslingtub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482382

This stream is hurting me, Mamarissa's vibe reminds me of my own mom

>> No.70482387

>>70482343
based autist

>> No.70482386
File: 596 KB, 930x702, 1678057714132836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482386

>Hey bro, wanna go build a ballista? You do know how, right?

>> No.70482390

>>70482259
That boy is the target demo of HoloEN

>> No.70482391

>>70482176
I buzz my hair every month why easiest maintenance

>> No.70482393
File: 175 KB, 2048x1448, 1689850220920047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482393

>>70482202
Right here, friend! I'm sure you're relating a lot to your fellow hag!

>> No.70482397

>>70482325
Statistically most boys are right now.

>> No.70482401
File: 15 KB, 709x565, 1684466047061287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482401

>> No.70482403
File: 923 KB, 1920x1080, Fubuki Big Face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482403

>>70482316
NIGGERS, STEVE
IT'S UP THERE

>> No.70482407

HER FUCKING BOOBS

>> No.70482413
File: 1.38 MB, 286x406, moomBabble[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Ffblab3.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482413

>>70482343
you are autistic as shit

>> No.70482420

>>70482325
older brother watson?

>> No.70482419

Naggers could be here...

>> No.70482422

>>70482231
HAG LOVE

>> No.70482430

>>70482238
Most ignored ritual post of all time. Gotta admire the autistic commitment.

>> No.70482433

>>70482366
No shit

>> No.70482437

>>70482325
I'm sure some of moris brothers are normal

>> No.70482438

I hate naggers...

>> No.70482442

>>70482386
Fuckin kino put Malphis on stream

>> No.70482446

>>70482209
That's what I was going for when I did it myself, but I have super curly hair, and the trimmer plastic guard thing got stuck and I ended up with a bald spot, and had to cut it all to the same length...

>> No.70482445

>>70482343
yet you post here
hmmm, curious

>> No.70482447

>>70482299
I remember when /hlgg/ was convinced she was dead.

>> No.70482448

>>70482325
Big brother Watson is a biologist /fit/chad

>> No.70482450

>>70482343
You're cute anon

>> No.70482453

>>70482231
James Joyce fart letters are better
> My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

>> No.70482454

>>70482325
Uhhh
Maybe Moom's brother has done something with their life

>> No.70482460

damn naggers

>> No.70482472

>>70482259
THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC FOR HOLOEN

>> No.70482476

>>70482259
Brorissa is somewhere in these threads talking about how he wants to fuck Ririka.

>> No.70482478

>>70482202
So are you just back because Dragon's Dogma II is finally coming out?

>> No.70482480

>>70482299
She sounded adorable, sad that more streams never happened.

>> No.70482485
File: 88 KB, 249x193, 1695875436011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482485

>>70482315
Cute doggies

>> No.70482489

Bros the ravencroft family is like the ideal southern american family
Its so comfy it is insane

>> No.70482490
File: 1.36 MB, 1535x2048, FamousInternetCelebrityDoseEvans.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482490

>> No.70482493

>>70482447
Why would she be dead?

>> No.70482494
File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, yo_mikochi [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fhngpop.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482494

>>70482126
yo mikochi

>> No.70482498

THE HONKIN BADONKERS

>> No.70482505
File: 36 KB, 385x290, 1703426985446877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482505

Why is Mamarissa so nervous?

>> No.70482508

holy sex

>> No.70482512

Do you think Nerissa and her sisters ever forced Brorissa to crossdress when he was a little kid?

>> No.70482507

>yanno
>melk

>> No.70482513

>>70482235
>>70482259
He sounds based

>> No.70482514

OH YEA YOU BETCHA

>> No.70482516

what is malk

>> No.70482519

>>70482372
Aradia has more of a smoker voice than her mom, which wouldnt surprize me since everybody called Aradia rebellious

>> No.70482524
File: 736 KB, 1024x1024, 1690780442338451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482524

>>70482366
why is she so sexy?

>> No.70482525

She has the same laugh as Botan

>> No.70482528

>>70482489
yup except they arent southern and thats how every family in the midwest is

>> No.70482532
File: 152 KB, 498x460, hololive mio meme 51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482532

>>70482231
Based Ben.

>> No.70482536
File: 290 KB, 250x453, 1685905134105591.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482536

>>70482325
Big Brother Watson is a boyboss

>> No.70482538

>>70482239
>>70482259
no way that guy isn't a genuine homosexual

>> No.70482539

HE NEEDS SOME MILK

>> No.70482544
File: 1.46 MB, 3000x4000, __mococo_abyssgard_and_perroccino_hololive_and_1_more_drawn_by_midori_xu__ecaceaf642adb377ca761d0b079ba08d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482544

BAEG?!

>> No.70482552

>>70482403
FRIEND NOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.70482555
File: 140 KB, 1791x777, 1706603437636630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482555

>>70482393
Not a hag and definitely not a naggy nagger either. Ope.
>>70482478
That game isn't even real.

>> No.70482557

M E L K
E
L
K

>> No.70482558

Alright I'm out

>> No.70482559
File: 149 KB, 1024x1228, 1644901101602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482559

Every good woman is a happily married mom

>> No.70482560
File: 365 KB, 1920x1080, 1683078043907173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482560

OH so thats where ope comes from. I missed the joke...

>> No.70482561

>jdon
so funny

>> No.70482562

JADON MY SOUL

>> No.70482564

>>70482366
pebblephiles

>> No.70482567

I hope this stream kills all the lust for Mamarissa

>> No.70482570

THE MIDWEST ACCENT AAAAAAAAAA MY DICK

>> No.70482578

>>70482524
You should get yourself checked.

>> No.70482576

JDON HATE

>> No.70482580

>>70482446
Literally just tell them to do 6mm with clippers on the side and back and then tell them you want a bit more on the top that you can style/sweep over.

>> No.70482586

>>70482315
Did they mess up the audio, its not just fuwamoco the others have the same messed up audio.

>> No.70482594

>Je donne my soul
Why is she giving her soul?

>> No.70482597

JDON

>> No.70482605

>JDON MY SOUL
BASED NERISSA

>> No.70482601

>>70482544
my favorite was hearing minnesotans say dragon

>> No.70482603

please no more jdon..

>> No.70482607
File: 976 KB, 500x281, 1681855781398503.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482607

>hurr durr he's autistic because he lets his mom cut his hair
i do too, what's the problem? do you know how expensive a haircut is nowadays?

>> No.70482610

you don't make your mom say JDON, Rissa...

>> No.70482616

>JIH
>JEH
>MILK
>MELK

>> No.70482619

>>70482325
Little brother Watson is cracked at Fortnite

>> No.70482620

>>70482258
>>70482334
>>70482335
you clearly didn't hear the story I heard on stream so whatever. believe what you want

>> No.70482625

JDON MY SOUL

>> No.70482639

>They're bored of this
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.70482645
File: 3.46 MB, 576x576, 1619217930632.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482645

>>70482512
I don't think there is a little brother with multiple sisters that wasn't forced to crossdress...

>> No.70482649

Don't say it Mamarissa.

>> No.70482652

jdon mustard

>> No.70482657

>Join my soul
AHHHHHH MAMARISSA CONSUMING JAILBIRD SOULS

>> No.70482659

>>70482505
she knows you are masturbating while listening to her

>> No.70482660
File: 703 KB, 1520x2000, 1680461934197436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482660

Enough with this shitty meme already

>> No.70482662

>>70482453
>The only author I've ever hated is Joyce.
>Turns out he was a brapfag and a coomer.
I knew my hatred went beyond just his writing style.

>> No.70482667

Jdon is Reddit tier

>> No.70482669

J'don my soul

>> No.70482675

>They're bored of this
Based mama

>> No.70482676

the word means nothing and she wasn't even there for the meme girls pleeeeeeeeeease

>> No.70482683

>JDON is french
Fuck you mom.

>> No.70482685

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482686

juh-don

>> No.70482689

i think nerissa should invite shiori over for a family dinner

>> No.70482693
File: 701 KB, 1920x2784, 1680872317631404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482693

>>70482578
:D

>> No.70482698
File: 131 KB, 500x400, Fast moomin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482698

>>70482430
People have told me that my patposts make them happy and it makes me happy to post it and that's all the motivation I need. Plus I actively tell people to filter them if it annoys them

>> No.70482696

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482697

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482694
File: 131 KB, 348x195, 1689802965506515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482694

Holy shit Mamarissa is definitely a grandma.

>> No.70482699

>>70482607
do you walk around your house shirtless to jojo pose while spouting Roman Empire facts?

>> No.70482706
File: 45 KB, 800x800, 1693110684713680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482706

>>70482536
If he's such a boss, why is he letting his little sister handle his family's problems

>> No.70482721

>>70482607
You're probably autistic too desu

>> No.70482723

>>70482607
Sorry to hear that

>> No.70482724
File: 84 KB, 850x664, 1680478025228879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482724

Does Mamarissa have a pet?

>> No.70482725

>>70482567
Too bad, just reaffirming my haglust.

>> No.70482726

it actually does sound French now that I hear Mamarissa say it

>> No.70482732

>>70482607
Just go to an asian salon they charge $20 tops for male haircuts

>> No.70482737
File: 67 KB, 973x171, MY DOG [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fuauxv1.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482737

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482738

>>70482567

Wholesome love for Mamarissa

>> No.70482750

Je-don

>> No.70482756

>>70482699
No, I walk around naked while posing and shouting Roman empire facts.

>> No.70482753

You heard her drawfags

>> No.70482754

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482758

LET'SGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482763

>when nerissa yells LETS GOOOOO mamarissa yells LETS GOOOO

>> No.70482764

>>70482580
does it look good even if I'm a fat faggot?

>> No.70482768
File: 1.60 MB, 2000x2000, F-t3idJaMAAixY4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482768

>>70482620
Isn't it normal to start drinking at 14

>> No.70482767

MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE MAMARISSA CUTE

>> No.70482770

>>70482706
he doesn't have the intellect for that

>> No.70482769
File: 166 KB, 458x544, 1707438343690859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482769

>Other living room
You can have more than one?

>> No.70482774
File: 265 KB, 900x900, 1687092278780585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482774

>>70482607
>Expensive
A haircut only costs 15-20$

>> No.70482776

MAMARISSA I IMPREGNATED NERISSA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70482777

>>70482724
Taiga....let her go...

>> No.70482782

>>70482607
>do you know how expensive a haircut is nowadays?
where the fuck do you live that a haircut is expensive??
>i do too, what's the problem?
you still live with your parents??

>> No.70482789
File: 74 KB, 516x574, 1677895187741867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482789

>>70482536
>drinks vinegar
>follows everything Joe Rogan says

>> No.70482787

i was expecting tater tot hot dish

>> No.70482790
File: 370 KB, 476x567, 1631460826832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482790

just how rich is nerissa's family?

>> No.70482791

Minnesota hot beef

>> No.70482797

>Mamarissa
More like GrandmaRissa

>> No.70482795

>>70482620
Gonna be honest here, I don't watch Rissa that often. Normally I'm watching other holos when she's live.

>> No.70482798

my fucking dick explode

>> No.70482803

>>70482698
I dont remember when/what I said before, but the patposts always make me happy

>> No.70482805

>>70482768
stop being british

>> No.70482808

Oh fuck talk dirty to me mommy

>> No.70482806

>>70482660
>holo meme gets traction
>/vt/ immediately hates it

>> No.70482811

>>70482725
Shes a grandmother

>> No.70482817
File: 691 KB, 785x767, 1708186091281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482817

Nice family you got there, Rissa...

>> No.70482816

>>70482693
I wanna sniff that AI generated bear down there

>> No.70482814

>>70482567
>>70482570
Kek

>> No.70482818

FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE

>> No.70482820

Mamarissa is the sweetest fucking woman
I will give nerissa another sister

WHY IS MAMARISSA SPEAKING SO SEDUCTIVELY AHHHHHHH

>> No.70482821

I do love a good beef roast, my mom makes an excellent one, too.

>> No.70482824

why is her mom making the meal sound sexy

>> No.70482830

>>70482694
She sounds like she attends freedom convoys to defend the border

but at least she left you some homemade cookies

>> No.70482829

HAG COOKING JOI
UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.70482833
File: 613 KB, 1311x1080, 1701150058606619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482833

with a jew?

>> No.70482840

Why did she sound so sexy explaining that roast?

>> No.70482845

>>70482774
plus tip

>> No.70482846

>>70482706
He has more important things to deal with (watching the latest Joe Rogan episode)

>> No.70482855

>>70482693
Pebblepile confirmed. Well as long as you stick to fictional children it's probably fine

>> No.70482856

>>70482774
if you wanna look like you post on /hlgg/ all day they are kek

>> No.70482858

God, why does that sound so sexual

>> No.70482859

>>70482397
Yeah, maybe not hikkineets but the average "normalfag" in their 20s and 30s, I'd say regardless of gender even, isn't making progress towards marriage or a career right now and is just doing their best to get by aimlessly. There were never very good odds that any hololive brother was doing very well for himself because they're from the same circumstances as the girls that'd be dead ended if they didn't get into the agency.

>> No.70482861

grandma's cooking...

>> No.70482869

>>70482724
Paparissa.

>> No.70482871

>>70482607
when you have hair way past your shoulders having your mom cut your hair isn't that bad. Literally just lobbing hair off which is what the barber will do anyways. And guys won't care that much if the ends look a little sloppy

>> No.70482874

>Special dish
>It's just pot roast
WHITE WOMEN

>> No.70482873

why did she suddenly sound extra erotic when she started talking about food and cooking
it made my dick move

>> No.70482877

>>70482789
Holy based, he should also drink olive oil.

>> No.70482880

Who else Midwest here?

>> No.70482886
File: 98 KB, 425x400, 1707954228210349.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482886

>neither lui nor korone could read 装束
i feel infinitely less bad about being kinda bad at kanji.

>> No.70482890

>>70482567
People who lust for married women should get shot

>> No.70482894
File: 497 KB, 1210x1720, hololive marine gilf 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482894

>>70482811
Yes, and?

>> No.70482895
File: 33 KB, 187x180, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482895

yeah I'm convinced, I'll be showing up at your door this time tomorrow

>> No.70482899

>>70482789
Brother Watson is so cool...

>> No.70482903

>>70482768
never drank for 25 years

>> No.70482902

>>70482789
based

>> No.70482904

>>70482817
Don't make her sadshi

>> No.70482905

>>70482789
my mom drink vinegar, she says it lowers your cholesterol...

>> No.70482906

>Nerissa, Brorissa, Aradia and her husband, her parents, 2 or 3 of her grandmas, extra space for when Malpha, her husband and her kids come over, a huge kitchen & 2 living rooms
Jesas the mansion keeps getting bigger

>> No.70482921

I came into the stream horny but now I'm just happy and satisfied

>> No.70482923
File: 853 KB, 1080x1080, 1682460343437202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482923

This stream makes me want to marry a loving woman and start a massive family

>> No.70482927

>>70482774
Yeah, but that's an entire Fortnite skin.

>> No.70482929

>>70482689
She would probably get insta adopted, regardless of her wishes

>> No.70482934

sounds good but i know you midwesterner fucks dont season your fucking dry ass foods

>> No.70482939

>>70482880
twin cities here

>> No.70482941

>>70482769
With that many people living under that roof, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a 4000 sq ft house.

>> No.70482953
File: 107 KB, 1279x720, FoAkGihaAAEcSS3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482953

>>70482607
yeah its 60 dollars plus a 40 dollar tip for an easy benjamin at the register just like its been for the past 6 years
i would argue and say hair cuts are one of the few things that havent actually gone up in price

>> No.70482952

>>70482858
Have you ever had a good roast? Not just something you buy but a proper home cooked roast prepared over a whole day and it just smells better and better and better... It's like sex in a bowl.

>> No.70482955

>get your pens out
way ahead of you there

>> No.70482956

>>70482806
>immediately
Retard. It was dead a week later. Everyone hates memes that have been milked to death.

>> No.70482960
File: 650 KB, 1600x901, l-intro-1698347812.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482960

>feeds you midwesternly

>> No.70482968

WRITE THIS DOWN

>> No.70482973

>>70482880
minnesota here

>> No.70482972

>>70482923
If only it were that easy...

>> No.70482977
File: 222 KB, 300x300, nainai.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70482977

Bae cute!

>> No.70482981

A WHOLE BRICK?

>> No.70482984

>>70482877
if he does that he’ll gain immortality though which is a double edged sword

>> No.70482986

Oh boy midwestern slop cooking

>> No.70482989

Mamarissa is a pure virgin lady

>> No.70482990

Americans...

>> No.70482992

three cans? I gotta math this for a single person.

>> No.70482991

oh it's the thing rissa was talking about during the brunch

>> No.70482994

PLEASE YAGOO I WANT A HOLOMOMS BRANCH THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST STREAMS EVER

>> No.70482995

Niggas out here eating bricks.

>> No.70482997

>>70482790
It's not much work to get property in midwest USA

>> No.70482998

>>70482789
Is vinegar good for you?

>> No.70482999

>>70482774
The fuck? It's like $40 around here.

>> No.70483000

Don't double dip in the chip dip

>> No.70483002

I feel fixed even just listening to the stream

>> No.70483005
File: 269 KB, 346x364, 1709298067427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483005

>>70482886
They're just pretending

>> No.70483009

>>70482960
This why they're all fat fucks.

>> No.70483008

I'm taking my pants out and you give me this kitchen list?

>> No.70483010

>>70482607
How fucking much are you paying for a haircut?? Where i am at its like 20 bucks

>> No.70483011
File: 99 KB, 240x240, 1637289367378.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483011

>>70482803
I'm happy to hear that!

>> No.70483012
File: 338 KB, 695x628, 1696559821543572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483012

>full brick of cream cheese
oh it's midwestern alright

>> No.70483017
File: 2.39 MB, 480x406, ezgif-4-09ea2df878e9.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483017

anyone else feeling hungry

>> No.70483021

>>70482789
Unironically over for him

>> No.70483023

2-3 cans of no bean hormel chill
1 full brick of cream cheese
2 handfuls of shredded colby jack
throw in crockpot all day
serve with corn chips

>> No.70483025
File: 99 KB, 748x422, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483025

>> No.70483027

TOSTITO BROS WE'RE SO IN

>> No.70483029

thats a lotta cheese...

>> No.70483032
File: 2.44 MB, 1500x1500, 1654038765056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483032

this is quite a cute stream

>> No.70483033

WHITE PEOPLE COOKING TIME LET'S GO

>> No.70483036

Yeah I'm sorry Americans but this sounds disgusting

>> No.70483038

>>70482960
>goulash
Yes please!

>> No.70483043

>>70482953
Based high haricut tipper

>> No.70483046

>Two whole bricks of cheese
Jesus christ

>> No.70483047

bro, no surprise they all sound fat

>> No.70483049
File: 50 KB, 158x228, 1660968007634399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483049

when i go to family lunches everyone calls me fat and tells me to cut my hair

>> No.70483048
File: 1.09 MB, 1080x868, 1685458737079860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483048

Mamarissa better be careful because if she ever becomes single, I'm gunning straight for Paparissa.

>> No.70483052

>>70483017
is this real

>> No.70483063
File: 698 KB, 1206x1287, 1700353355048417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483063

sounds like a good snack

>> No.70483061

FUCKS

>> No.70483062
File: 1.20 MB, 1197x689, 1679825258475347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483062

>>70482202
I hate the investigation parts in Phoenix Wright games. I heard it was originally intended to be a detective game and, goddamn, it shows. Give me just the courtroom parts, please.

>> No.70483065

>canned chilli
>a bunch of cheese

can't go wrong

>> No.70483070

>>70482995
We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks. Haha.

>> No.70483073

>>70482981
Most midwestern food have hidden bricks of cream cheese

>> No.70483076
File: 66 KB, 512x512, 1657420268173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483076

>>70482607
Don't you guys just buzzcut your own hair?

>> No.70483080

>>70482923
>100 years ago this was the norm
Where did we go wrong?

>> No.70483079

WASH HER MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP

>> No.70483081

Nerissa... the cherubs are watching...

>> No.70483085

mamarissa is devout christian

>> No.70483083

>>70482923
Hi Abe

>> No.70483087

>>70482997
this, the memes about starter homes being like $900,000 is a coast thing

>> No.70483084

Kek Mamarissa

>> No.70483090

>it's been 40 minutes
holy WHAT

>> No.70483092

>>70483046
You heard it wrong

>> No.70483093

HAHAHAHA

>> No.70483097

>>70482764
Eh just try it and see, it will always grow out again if it doesn't work out.

>> No.70483100

>>70482299
We got blueballed so hard. I'm still waiting for a proper Mama Shark stream...

>> No.70483099

watch your fucking mouth young lady

>> No.70483106

>what if the arabs are watching us rn
wdsmbt

>> No.70483109

>brorissa
>roman empire enthusiast and jojo fan

bros...is he....

>> No.70483111

LANGUAGE DAUGHTER

DONT MAKE ME GET THE SOAP

>> No.70483113

kek mamarissa

>> No.70483114

Nerissa is a bad influence

>> No.70483120

>>70482960
I make shit like this. Just with peppers and mushrooms.

>> No.70483125

>>70482960
that actually looks really good to me

>> No.70483129

>>70482953
That's a big fuckign tip but I get it. When someone controls how you look it's worth it to get them to make you look good

>> No.70483127

>>70483048
onigiryaa are the sanest fanbase

>> No.70483128

>Mama chastising Nerrisa for swearing
Nice.

>> No.70483131

>>70482607
I let my mom cut my hair too... I've also been diagnosed with autism...

>> No.70483133

>>70483048
why is ayamefriend like this

>> No.70483141

YES MAMARISSA HATES SWEARING

>> No.70483139

>>70483036
even other americans make fun of midwestern cooking, so that's how you know it's REALLY unhealthy

>> No.70483142

you fucking pussies cant even handle the weakest midwestern dishes

>> No.70483144

>>70482905
>>70482998
Apple cider vinegar is unironically good for your digestive system, but idk if just regular white vinegar does shit

>> No.70483146
File: 3.96 MB, 480x316, 1701792272506621.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483146

>>70483052
our best agents are in the scene

>> No.70483149

>>70483047
How do they sound fat?

>> No.70483155

>I bit Malpha
what the fuck

>> No.70483156

Kek rissa

>> No.70483160

I will stick my dick inside Nerissa's swear jar alright

>> No.70483161

I want Nerissa to bite me...

>> No.70483164

>>70483025
Kek

>> No.70483166

I need to sleep and stop listening to midwest food slops

>> No.70483167

>Nerrisa's a biter
uoh

>> No.70483170

>>70483081
>cherubs
wtf is that?

>> No.70483176

>>70483079
SHE IS /HERE/
>SHE BIT JUNIOR

>> No.70483173

Biterissa Bitencroft

>> No.70483181

Rissa was a biter...

>> No.70483185

>Nerissa is a biter
Interesting...

>> No.70483189

>>70483100
Imagine a Mama Shark collab with Mama'nis and Mamarissa. It'd be perfect.

>> No.70483195

Honestly every single one of her family is so talented at streaming

That snorty laugh, mamarissa my love

>> No.70483203

>>70483076
I do that

>> No.70483204

>soap rinse punishment
i know that feel

>> No.70483206

HOW CAN SHE BITE?

>> No.70483211
File: 1.34 MB, 195x195, 1658122723349465.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483211

I want to write "sweat jar" next to Rissa's asshole and stick my dick in it every time she cusses

>> No.70483212

RISSA IS A BITER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70483217

>>70482817
Mamarissa... only you can save her...

>> No.70483221
File: 8 KB, 186x186, SadsharkOFFICIAL2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483221

>expected to spam SEX
>Just feeling sad because she seems so genuinely kind and I never had a real family

>> No.70483219

>>70483170
cupid

>> No.70483226

My mom did it to me after I swore by accident one time.

>> No.70483228

NERISSA IS A BITER

>> No.70483229
File: 178 KB, 326x313, 732939929374293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483229

God it's like watching a family sitcom.

>> No.70483232

>nerissa swear jar

She would go broke....

>> No.70483234
File: 72 KB, 602x722, Bibo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483234

Here's your positive influence in advent

>> No.70483238
File: 171 KB, 592x592, 1708538988457674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483238

>>70482817
Shiori......She's just like me fr

>> No.70483242

Just finished watching Nene's live. How come EN can't get these same kind of lives for birthdays/anniversaries? Is it management?

>> No.70483245

>Nerissa is a biter
>She even drew blood
holy sex

>> No.70483253

>Rissa would bite you during sex

>> No.70483256

>>70483142
shut the fuck up you niggas dont season your food

>> No.70483257

>>70482789
don't forget
>volcel
>jo crystals

>> No.70483262

>She heard the Vampire cover

Hm

>> No.70483263

>>70482607
haircuts are such a pain in the ass that i'm tempted to just go bald

>> No.70483270

>>70483144
it is home made apple cider vinegar, good to know

>> No.70483279

God imagine Nerissa biting all over your body...

>> No.70483281

>>70483221
Im sorry anon

>> No.70483284
File: 50 KB, 403x403, 1701621144678870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483284

>>70483062
I actually didn't mind the investigation parts of Phoenix Wright...at least for some cases. A lot of them feel like it's just extra padding though and the courtroom parts are definitely the best.

>> No.70483290

>Nerissa's diarrhea
this stream is actually giving out way more than i ever expected...

>> No.70483288
File: 20 KB, 312x312, 1681673748695345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483288

>Nerissa gives you a blowjob
>accidently bites your dick out of habit

>> No.70483295

>>70483170
You know these pictures of baby angels? Those are cherubs

>> No.70483292
File: 138 KB, 397x397, 1688605465188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483292

Ina's friend makes her way to holo
>Nepotism accusations for years

Nerissa and Fuwawa bring their actual family to holo
>YEEEY

>> No.70483296

>>70483221
If you think this is bad watch Fuwamoco's christmas stream. That shit broke me knowing I never had a childhood like that.

>> No.70483300

>>70483242
Buy an ad

>> No.70483303
File: 102 KB, 300x300, 1639258216745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483303

>just like the song
>the song is about a nymphomaniac

>> No.70483306

the bite of 97

>> No.70483308

>>70483234
>ME ME ME!

>> No.70483315

>>70482817
This is a hololive thread, why are you posting this indie?

>> No.70483324

>>70482817
I think Shiori should move in with Nerissa. there is more than enough space in the mansion anyway

>> No.70483330

>>70483242
Anon did you not see bae's birthday live? Irys will have one soon too.

>> No.70483329
File: 315 KB, 510x526, FnzoSXIaYAABuDV.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483329

>>70482231

>> No.70483335

>>70483292
Retard

>> No.70483331

>>70483288
*instantly cums*

>> No.70483338
File: 100 KB, 1282x1282, Fs8YnbkakAEaAhT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483338

my dad used to make me eat ivory soap whenever i swore and the other punishment i got was standing in the corner too

>> No.70483340

I used to bite my brother when we were fighting because I thought rat was my spirit animal I was in elementary school

>> No.70483348

>>70483221
Same, it's making me wish I had spent more time with my mother

>> No.70483355

>>70483292
Please Ina bring Ane'nis and Mama'nis on stream, I'm sure they'd like it.

>> No.70483357

>>70483288
This is why you should avoid virgins, they will always use their teeth. It's like an unwritten rule.

>> No.70483361

>>70483221
we are all family here, nigga

>> No.70483382

Nerissa is covered in shit lets gooooooooooooo

>> No.70483390
File: 3.16 MB, 1200x1200, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483390

Mamarissa's Famous Chip Dip
2-3 cans of No-beans Hormel Chili
1 brick of cream cheese
2 handfuls of colby jack shredded cheese
Throw it all in a crockpot and let it warm

>> No.70483396

>a friend on the bus
>he invited me
>he
AIIIIIEEEE

>> No.70483403

>>70483221
You can watch some Shiori to counteract that

>> No.70483405

NERISSA HAD A BOYFRIEND WTF

>> No.70483407

>>70482299
>>70482480
Mamashark literally just sounded exactly like Gura but slightly older
I always imagined her also being a loli like in those anime where the parent of some character is inexplicably loli sized somehow

>> No.70483413

MALE MENTION
OH NONONONO

>> No.70483420

do we have an image of Nerissa's brother? I mean in fanart

>> No.70483422

>>70483340
the rratman beginnings...

>> No.70483423

>>70483221
Poor chumbud now guras abandoned you too

>> No.70483425

>>70483390
thanks anon

>> No.70483427

>>70483256
that's a meme for white folks in cities. The midwest and southerners are full of flavor

>> No.70483428

Imagine telling your mom to follow this script. Lmao.

>> No.70483429

>>70483242
You mean like the one Bae just had a few days ago, or the one IRyS has next week?

It's just a logistics things. More difficult to use the studio when you're in another country.

>> No.70483434
File: 902 KB, 3630x4096, 1696211608909316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483434

>> No.70483436

>>70483288
>have to go to the dentist after because she hurt herself on my rockhard chinpo

>> No.70483439

>he
It's over...

>> No.70483455
File: 546 KB, 1081x1080, 1699160533839511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483455

A MALE FROM THE PAST

>> No.70483453
File: 670 KB, 712x913, 1705470932715297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483453

>Biboo alone with only nerissa got a few outfits
So if Biboo went to nerissa's house with her whole family she'd basically leave with an entire wardrobe, jewelry, and maybe adoption papers?

>> No.70483460

>>70483080
December 23, 1913

>> No.70483459

>>70482817
What's up with Flips and shitty parents? Biboo's Thai parents and ID's parents are ogey.

>> No.70483461

>>70483390
Midwest sloppa let's goooo

>> No.70483466

>>70483315
Go back

>> No.70483471

>>70483390
As far as chili cheese dips go, it's pretty standard. Still good shit though.

>> No.70483480

>>70483221
That should be motivation to make your own family

>> No.70483485
File: 264 KB, 946x2048, BEEEG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483485

>>70483292
I liked Sana and still think she was a bad hire. She clearly wasn't cut out for streaming and her graduation hit the rest of Council pretty hard.

>> No.70483502

>>70483390
brick of cream cheese just makes me think of cooking with ja/ck/ ....

>> No.70483507
File: 19 KB, 240x240, 1645285048190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483507

>>70483062
i never really minded the investigation bits (except when it was very confusing to find the way to progress them), but indeed i was always just waiting for the courtroom sections to start. they're so fucking fun.

miles edgeworth investigations made them a lot more fun (and kinda literally integrated courtroom mechanics in them so it's kind of best of both worlds).

>> No.70483511

>>70483338
I never swore cus swearing is bad but I got sent to the "naughty step"

>> No.70483516

>>70483396
>>70483405
>>70483413
She literally told this story like 4 or 5 times and she was like 6 and only went there for the farm

>> No.70483518

>>70483338
>ivory soap
did you also learn to drive in a McLaren like Mori?

>> No.70483532

>>70483407
We didn't hear shit from mamashark, the audio quality was so bad.

>> No.70483533

>>70483167
>>70483173
>>70483181
>>70483185
>>70483212
So she's a redhead?

>> No.70483538

>>70483338
I threw my sister's hamster across the room when I was about 4 and my dad slammed me against the wall a few times.

>> No.70483542

>>70483485
She also infected the EN artists too hard, so yeah fuxk you Sana

>> No.70483552

>husband
uh oh

>> No.70483553

>>70483023
>>70483390
You copycat motherfucker

>> No.70483557

>>70483242
yeah it was management and scheduling but they finally standardized a system for everyone to get lives

>> No.70483560

>>70483125
It looks like pasta with vomit sauce

>> No.70483563

Uuuhh...

>> No.70483564

>I can get Nerissa to marry me if I own a farm

>> No.70483570

Holy fucking yab

>> No.70483569

here they come...

>> No.70483575

>>70483453
>adoption
But biboo likes her mom even if she's cringe

>> No.70483572

That farm kid fucked up.

>> No.70483573

ahhhhhhhhhhhh cuuuuuuuute

>> No.70483576

Nerissa trying to groom up his future husband!

>> No.70483578

>husband
jailbirds...

>> No.70483582

So if you have a farm Nerissa will just drop her panties for you?

>> No.70483592

>fanart requests
holy based

>> No.70483595

>>70483459
flips are mega Catholic and strict

>> No.70483593

>>70483516
Anons don't watch streams

>> No.70483596

>>70482880

Indiana checking in. Midwest as fuck. People confused or blown away by their family don't realize that's just every family around here.

>> No.70483599

>>70482532
source on the cropped pic?

>> No.70483604

>all you fan art people out there
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.70483608

COVERED IN SHIT

>> No.70483610

>Draw Nerissa covered in shit.
Yup

>> No.70483611
File: 40 KB, 227x222, 1621054332272.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483611

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.70483612

jailbirds?

>> No.70483613

>>70483538
Deserved.

>> No.70483619

>>70483564
You're farm will have to have a strong internet connection.

>> No.70483620

>>70483062
They're a necessary evil, you can't do literally everything in the courtroom alone

>> No.70483624

>>70483582
i have a farm...

>> No.70483628

>1st grader nerissa

UOOOHHHH

>> No.70483629

KEK

>> No.70483632

>>70483553
I wrote it myself, too busy listening to read the thread sorry

>> No.70483638

>>70483593
I guess so *shrugs*

>> No.70483648
File: 2.59 MB, 1500x2100, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483648

I am going to buy a fucking farm

>> No.70483645

>please draw first grade nerissa with her legs spread

>> No.70483650

>Night milking

>> No.70483649

jesus christ

>> No.70483655

Mamarissa sure has a way with words, huh?

>> No.70483654

what is mamarissa envisioning? Because it sounds HOT

>> No.70483661
File: 123 KB, 493x525, 1679356235175377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483661

YES FANARTIST, DRAW MORE CUNNY NERISSA

>> No.70483662
File: 159 KB, 787x900, hololive mio 205.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483662

>>70483599
Fat hags sexos.

>> No.70483663

>>70483533
wait is that really how it works?

>> No.70483665

>>70483628
>standing there with her legs spread
UWAAAAAAAAA

>> No.70483667

Nerissa would be really good at milking at me

>> No.70483669

>>70483485
On paper Sana is fine if only because she's just genki Ina, but I don't think she had an idea of what she was getting into and Cover also doesn't really understand the amount they ask of their talents.

>> No.70483672

How do I acquire a farm

>> No.70483673

>Draw this
>My daughter had her legs spread with the cows coming at her from behind
???????

>> No.70483671

>She barely played with the little boy
SAVED

>> No.70483677

Nerissa definitely had sex

>> No.70483679

>Ignored the boy to go play with the Cow all day

>> No.70483680

>>70482607
>mom
Pff I'm not autistic, I ask my sister instead

>> No.70483683

Rissa's legs spread open and ready for milking...

>> No.70483684
File: 45 KB, 712x646, FtmRZ7NaQAIugqA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483684

>>70483518
no my dad had a 2 seater stick shift pickup that got repossessed and made me learn how to drive on a not super busy highway but it was still extremely stressful

>> No.70483685
File: 238 KB, 478x561, 1138483572741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483685

>>70483338
>standing in the corner
Thats fucked up

>> No.70483689

poor lil guy...

>> No.70483687

>>70483466
You first

>> No.70483694

gutters

>> No.70483697

First that random farm boy got Historia in AoT/SnK and now this random farm boy is getting Nerissa. What the fuck

>> No.70483699

>>70483619
modern farms are so incredibly high tech, good internet is like the #1 requirement

>> No.70483702

Cunnyrissa getting bred by all the farm animals UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.70483705

>Get Nerissa to come over
>She hangs out with your dad instead
Couldn't be me

>> No.70483706

Just own a cattle barn, jailbirds.

>> No.70483710
File: 625 KB, 750x587, 1693807251837.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483710

>>70483062
Would the courtroom sections shine as hard without the gathering evidence and investigation buildup?

>> No.70483717
File: 163 KB, 881x881, 1706099046080538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483717

HUH??????????

>> No.70483715

>>70483407
She is where Gura got her size according to Gura

>> No.70483728

So the way in to Nerissa’s heart is to own a farm

>> No.70483734

Nerissa is a natural-born farm girl

>> No.70483746

>>70483459
Anon forgets that islam are shitty parents too and most of ID is islam

>> No.70483749

>>70483671
bro she was with the farmer... sexually harrassing a bunch of cows

>> No.70483759

>gutters
cute

>> No.70483762

that goop is lube

>> No.70483765
File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, InaJoe[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F4fxiyq.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483765

>the holo cow farm

>> No.70483769

>>70483673
And she was a first grader, don't forget that!

>> No.70483774

>>70483705
>go over to nerissas to hang out
>i hang out with her dad in the woodshop instead of hanging out with her
100% me

>> No.70483773

is it normal that this thick accent is driving me nuts?

>> No.70483771

>>70483292
Rare Takodachi L

>> No.70483777

Why the HELL would demons want to farm?

>> No.70483779

why are all Adventists so weird?

>> No.70483780
File: 3.86 MB, 1066x600, Nerissa Fertility just runs in our veins. Pregnancy suits us.[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F0c4jxu.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483780

Why does it feel like HoloEN's been a non-stop "COME HOME WHITE MAN" ad to move to the midwest for the past 2 years?

Even Gura threw that place a lot of nods back when she was streaming a lot

>> No.70483787

>>70483728
never happening. I could keep a rat alive

>> No.70483792

>>70483662
>batsu
ahh I see it now, thanks anon

>> No.70483795
File: 214 KB, 463x453, 1682203138758584.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483795

Paparissa is living my dream life

>> No.70483796

>Little girl with waist length pig tails
Don't do this to me

>> No.70483809

>This girl is destined to work with cows

>> No.70483812

>>70483532
I remember her saying a couple of words

>> No.70483819

>>70482325
older brother watson is a schizo with a tin foil hat

>> No.70483820

>>70483677
yeah with me

>> No.70483814

Cunnyrissa was retarded but would have made a great farm wife.

>> No.70483824

>>70483765
What the fuck is this.

>> No.70483825

>This girl is destined to work with cows
Well she works with Shiori and Fuwawa now, so that's something.

>> No.70483830

Kek Nerissa

>> No.70483831

>you are lucky papabird didn't know that
Oh fuck

>> No.70483835

and now she's friends with Shiori Cowvella

>> No.70483837

>>70483459
Ask Risu about her parents.

>> No.70483839
File: 351 KB, 3840x2160, Fc369rraAAIei_6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483839

>>70483710
it would probably be really hard to pull off every single time, but cases like apollo justice's opening one prove it's possible.

>> No.70483847

Paparissa almost shot a 1st grader!

>> No.70483848

Based Older brother cutting that shit off at the stem

>> No.70483856

>>70483728
Will a farm in Nowhere, SEAland count?

>> No.70483862

>>70483765
Nigga what the fuck is that? It's amazing.

>> No.70483865

The kids older brother is fucking gay

>> No.70483866

I don't have a farm...

>> No.70483876

>>70483538
Yeah you'll go to hell for that one anon

>> No.70483884

haha imagine being the fucking retard who passed on cunnyrissa

>> No.70483883

>>70483687
Nah, you're the only one who doesn't belong here.

>> No.70483892

>>70483715
>Believing anything that op-sec queen Gura says
I can't believe people are still this fucking stupid

>> No.70483903

>>70483831
>Paparissa beats up a 7 year old for talking shit

>> No.70483908
File: 111 KB, 1000x1000, 1703966659078967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483908

>>70483780
Gura is a southern girl, so back the fuck off

>> No.70483906

>>70483780
the Midwest is fake white man’s land, the PNW is the real version
>muh liberals
not a real problem

>> No.70483907
File: 610 KB, 1800x2150, 1693871789362097.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483907

>> No.70483920

>>70483824
>>70483862
actual newfags...

>> No.70483922

>>70483780
YAGOO wants to colonize the United States using Japanese family values

>> No.70483927
File: 11 KB, 310x287, 1684624721451693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483927

>Guy could have married Nerissa but stopped because his older brother girls aren't cool
Imagine how much regret that guy must be living with.

>> No.70483937

>>70483459
>flips
Shiori isn't a flip though, is she?

>> No.70483938

>>70483780
coastal america has been getting steadily shittier

>> No.70483939

>>70483796
ANON CLEAN THOUGHTS

>> No.70483941

>>70483906
sure thing "west coast man"

>> No.70483951
File: 96 KB, 1280x1215, 1694793016423631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483951

>>70483684
I learned to drive in a Walmart parking lot, but my dad would get really mad when I fucked up changing gears, he ended up sending me to a driving school, and I still can't drive stick to this day

>> No.70483950
File: 292 KB, 523x539, hololive noel sad 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483950

>>70483538

>> No.70483954

uhhh isn't Nerissa supposed to be a sound demon? it sounds more like she grew up in a farm

>> No.70483965
File: 288 KB, 1435x1784, 1709306873482573.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483965

https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015
https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015
https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015
https://twitter.com/zlcrowRED/status/1763980085768737015

>> No.70483969

>>70483774
>Paparissa and me at the shooting range
>Paparissa and me butchering and skinning animals
>Paparissa and me grilling dinner for my wife (Nerissa)
Yeah, me

>> No.70483971

>>70483906
fuck off washington fag

>> No.70483973
File: 205 KB, 859x403, 1660674925754623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483973

>>70483780
I'm living in the land where my ancestors fought and died. I'm not moving out west, you corn syrup guzzling faggot.

>> No.70483977
File: 203 KB, 714x934, MamarissaDebut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483977

>> No.70483978

KEK

>> No.70483981
File: 864 KB, 2458x4096, 1704348502463197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483981

>started off as a shy midwest girl who wanted a tranditional farmer's wife life
>became a loud marine-larping weeb lesbian
The fuck happened in her early teens?

>> No.70483982

>>70483865
the kids brother is jealous he was playing with a girl, many suck things...

>> No.70483987

>>70483765

I have no clue what this is from but I'm fucking dying

>> No.70483986

>>70483906
lol

>> No.70483995

>>70483927
I bet hes watching and crying right now.....

>> No.70483997
File: 387 KB, 862x565, 1678857020608973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70483997

Mamarissa's laughter is so good. It's like hearing my own mom laugh, it makes me smile.

>> No.70484000

>>70483954
WATCH STREAMS

>> No.70484003

THAT BOY COULD HAVE BEEN (YOU) AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW

>> No.70484004

>>70483538
Never threw another hamster after that, did you?

>> No.70484009

>>70483906
>coasties be like

>> No.70484011

Do you guys remember 1st grade?

>> No.70484013

>>70483977
Based

>> No.70484014

>>70483954
No she wanted to use that first grader to get his farm

>> No.70484018

>>70483938
>ruralcel cope
You love to see it.

>> No.70484022

>>70483954
It's DEMONIC FARM.

>> No.70484024

>>70483954
demon of cowbells

>> No.70484028
File: 400 KB, 623x629, 1448684325702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484028

>>70483954
Demons are supposed to trick humans. Why would a demon purposely sound nefarious, are you retarded? Go do your push ups.

>> No.70484030

I NEED THAT SMELL-O-VISION

>> No.70484032

>smell-o-vision would be so bad right now, you guys
she's a riot

>> No.70484033

>>70483774
Literally me except with her brother in the forge

>> No.70484037

>>70483937
She mentioned her catholic background and braso de mercedes.

>> No.70484043

>>70483907
PAIZURI

>> No.70484045

>>70483977
Lucky Bastard. Based.

>> No.70484050

>>70483937
>he doesn’t know

>> No.70484051

>>70483977
paparissa i kneel

>> No.70484056

>>70483977
sugoi!

>> No.70484061

NERISSA IS A SCATFAG

>> No.70484066

>>70483780
Gura isn't midwestern though

>> No.70484063

>>70483977
lol

>> No.70484065

>>70484003
I think I would have remembered living on a farm

>> No.70484069

>>70483981
anime and hormones

>> No.70484073

>>70482817
shiori, you can marry me and we can make an awesome, loving family together!

>> No.70484078

>>70483977
Paparissa should plap me too.

>> No.70484079

>>70483906
this anon thinks being surrounded by fentanyl addicts and bums is normal

>> No.70484084

>>70483684
>>70483951
I asked my dad to teach me how to drive on my 18th birthday and he said no, he was "tired of being my father for 18 years" and volunteered to pay for driving school instead.

He got his wish in the end...

>> No.70484090

>>70483780
no, stay home the midwest is full

>> No.70484091

>>70483951
i still drive a manual now when i do drive and driving an automatic feels super weird because theres nothing to do while driving

>> No.70484095

>>70483977
N-no...

>> No.70484096

>>70483981
what 1 episode of Full Metal Alchemist does to a mf'er

>> No.70484100

OH SHIT THATS WHY SHE IS A RAVEN (A TRAHSER BIRD THAT SMELLS LIKE TRASH)
HOLOLIVE DESIGN KEEPS FITTING THEIR LIFE LORE

>> No.70484104

>you will never poop in your oshi's hair

>> No.70484117

>>70483977
basado

>> No.70484127

>>70484061
So that's why Nerissa really loves Kiara. She wants to eat her ass and her shit.

>> No.70484128

>>70484011
I remember crying at recess when I got stung by a bee in the ear

>> No.70484142

>>70483780
why are you schizophrenic?

>> No.70484140

WHAT THE FUCK IS A VTUBER?!

>> No.70484144

>>70484003
I've only ever lived in Virginia.

>> No.70484145 [DELETED] 
File: 196 KB, 1330x1945, 1680634037328844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484145

>> No.70484149

>>70484079
the high school I went to literally had 2 black people in it out of over 1,000 people

>> No.70484159

>>70483977
sugoi

>> No.70484162

>>70483906
PNW is actually pretty great I don't know why you're being shit on. Remove Seattle and Portland and it'd be perfect.

>> No.70484167

WHAT ZE FUCK IS A VTUBER

>> No.70484168

>please draw my daughter when she was in 1st grade and spreading her legs and covered in poop
What did Mamarissa mean by this?

>> No.70484169

>>70483977
he's too based...

>> No.70484173

>the awkward silence

Ohnononono

>> No.70484174

>>70483977
based

>> No.70484179
File: 290 KB, 343x357, 1636183800482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484179

the surprise is biboo

>> No.70484178
File: 260 KB, 896x900, 1705529791010502.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484178

>one shot at life
>not born in the US of A
it was over before it began

>> No.70484181

>didn't know what a vtuber was
probably though she went into porn

>> No.70484190

>Watching SIMS videos on youtube
Cute

>> No.70484199

>>70482493
gura didn't talk about her for a long time and it just spiralled from there

>> No.70484203

What's happening in 10 minutes?

>> No.70484205

>>70484145
puffy nipples

>> No.70484208

>>70483687
Based zero self awareness retard

>> No.70484215

>>70484173
>awkward
You need basic social skills

>> No.70484214

>>70483765
She is so damn flat, thats too fucking hot

>> No.70484223

>>70484127
Didn't Kiara offer to shit on Gura one time?

>> No.70484230

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY IMMERSIONNNNNNNN

>> No.70484235

Mamatori and Mamarissa would get along so well

>> No.70484241

>putting yourself out there
she definitely thought she was some chaturbate whore

>> No.70484247

>>70484011
I remember my dyslexic tomboy friend from 1st grade, at least. We played Mario Kart a lot together.

>> No.70484252

>>70484181
Isn't this what Mumei's mom thinks

>> No.70484253

>>70483780
That place has fucking snow in May nigga I ain't going there

>> No.70484254

>>70484203
>>70484203
MAMARISSA ACRYLIC STANDS

>> No.70484257

Nerissa is the type of girl who eats sloppy joes

>> No.70484262

>>70484162
Dumbasses literally don't know anything about the PNW. Which is good we don't want them moving here.

>> No.70484260

>>70484173
holy shit they HATE each other!

>> No.70484274

>>70483965
Nice tits

>> No.70484278

>>70483977
sugoi

>> No.70484277

Sure you marry a midwest girl, but then you have to watch the fucking Packers!

Price too high

>> No.70484281

>>70484181
>wait, is it like onlyfans?

>> No.70484285
File: 581 KB, 723x1152, 1687257374986549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484285

>>70484043
https://litter.catbox.moe/81nn6g.jpeg

>> No.70484283

>>70484257
But I eat sloppy joes.

>> No.70484290
File: 230 KB, 1593x2048, Fwf9pUhagAElc7y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484290

>>70484084
i dont mean to make it out like my dad was a good person or not because he absolutely wasnt and he was a complete demon to my mom and i will never forgive him for the way he treated her or myself secondarily
i wish i had a more normal family like nerissa seemingly had when growing up because it sounds really nice
hopefully you learned how to drive though

>> No.70484296
File: 298 KB, 512x512, 1672636614212428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484296

>>70483780
Midwest has some flaws anon. Vtubing naturally disguises many of them

>1. ITS FUCKING C O L D
>2. Food options are fucking awful, its just slop and fast food
>3. Not a lot to do, not a lot of major events or conventions or famous concert venues
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:
>4. ARCHITECTS -ONLY- Midwest women are FAT AS FUCK, and not the THICC way, absolutely fucking massive whales everywhere, every single "america fat" trope is birthed from the midwest

>> No.70484294
File: 987 KB, 1660x1660, 1689133609998138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484294

>>70483951
Why the fuck would anyone want to drive a stick when driving Automatic is so much more convenient and easier.

>> No.70484298

>Mamarissa is proud of her daughter
This is enough to see a grown man cry

>> No.70484299

god women who get along with their parents are so fucking hot

>> No.70484306

>>70484252
Her grandpa thinks she's an instagram fitness influencer.

>> No.70484313

>>70483965
Me on the right

>> No.70484311
File: 67 KB, 610x458, fug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484311

>>70484178
At least you can come visit and pretend to be American by eating burgers.

>> No.70484318
File: 246 KB, 593x592, 1641866706281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484318

>>70484257
What's wrong with sloppy joes?

>> No.70484320
File: 54 KB, 577x577, 1695689615574209.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484320

>>70484178
yeah it's pretty great living here honestly

>> No.70484324

>>70484285
holy...

>> No.70484328

I legitimately have no fucking idea why people are so into the idea of watching a 60 year old woman, let alone fetishize them.

>> No.70484330

>>70484252
mumei's family compared with nerissa's family isn't really fair

>> No.70484341

so its hags that watch those weird sims videos?

>> No.70484343

>>70484091
it's pretty cool, you just turn off your brain and suddenly you are at your destination, it's like magic

>> No.70484347

>>70484277
>watching the packers when you can watch the vikings

>> No.70484356

TAYLOR SWIFT?

>> No.70484359

>>70484011
Barely. I had a friend Armando who moved away after that year

>> No.70484360
File: 435 KB, 1536x2048, FybtA6GakAAvxh4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484360

>>70484011
I punched someone and had a cool dartboard in my bedroom

>> No.70484367

TAY TAY???

>> No.70484369

>>70483780
As someone who lives in the Midwest, the Midwest sucks ass and the only people who like it here have been here for generations.

>> No.70484370

It’s probably taylor swift

>> No.70484377

>>70483977
s-sugoi!

>> No.70484387
File: 67 KB, 484x462, hololive nerissa sad 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484387

>>70484011
I can't remember three weeks ago. I have terrible amnesia.

>> No.70484388

AVRIL LAVIGNE

>> No.70484392

>>70484328
It's novel. They would get bored after a few streams.

>> No.70484393

>>70484328
theyre just preteneing and playing into a meme. nobody unironically finds any if this sexy.

>> No.70484394

shania twain

>> No.70484400

>>70484011
I was picked on.

>> No.70484405

>>70484257
damn I might have some sloppy joes tonight, sounds good

>> No.70484408

>>70484311
oh, man, i could go for an animal style double-double and some animal style fries rn

>> No.70484416

>>70484011
I played a lot of sports

>> No.70484418

The more I hear about Aradia, the more I love her

>> No.70484417

>>70484296
Yeah when I road tripped around USA the Midwest was actually fucked. Giant landwhales as far as the eye can see and nothing but chain store megalots.

>> No.70484426

>>70484181
She knew what youtubers were tho

>> No.70484437

>>70484178
where are you from friend

>> No.70484440

>>70484328
>>70484393
I AM ROCK HARD

>> No.70484441

>>70483951
I remember having an issue occasionally switching into 4th gear when downshifting to 2nd. It's just a matter of practice, though. If you drove a manual car, you'd get the hang of it in no time.

>> No.70484444
File: 273 KB, 850x800, [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fqz0dpc.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484444

>>70484178
Better luck next time, anon

>> No.70484445

Chris Benoit

>> No.70484446

>>70484367
>>70484370
>55-60 year old being a swiftie
???

>> No.70484452

>>70484257
>>70484283
>>70484318
Is sloppy joe a slang for... you know?

>> No.70484455

>>70484011
I was being harassed at school, and apparently a girl accused me of sexual assault because I touched her down there. My grandma also told me that I used to play football with a cute girl, but I don't remember.

>> No.70484458

>>70484011
I can't even remember what I ate last night

>> No.70484462

>>70484328
I'm here for stories about Nerissa.

>> No.70484463
File: 71 KB, 1280x720, 1663976290169723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484463

>>70484393
>nobody

>> No.70484464

That cackle

>> No.70484467

>>70484328
Anon discovers LARPing

>> No.70484468

>>70484011
I remember my1st grade teacher but not what the fuck i did in 1st grade

>> No.70484472

Vanilla Ice

>> No.70484476
File: 216 KB, 780x520, 11_taco_tater_tot-hotdish_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484476

Midwest women are allergic to food with colour.

>> No.70484477

>>70484011
yes it was my peak

>> No.70484483

>>70484011
Yeah, it was exactly when my social skills died

>> No.70484491

>>70484306

>mumei
>fitness

old man is out of it

>> No.70484497

>Dont forget that Nerissa could have been the granddaughter of Elvis

>> No.70484496

>>70484455
You did all that in first grade?

>> No.70484500

>>70484328
Women wouldn't get it

>> No.70484502

>>70484294
my dad's truck was manual, and being unable to drive it meant I had to borrow my mom's van...

>> No.70484511

THE SAD JAPANESE SONG

>> No.70484517

>>70484476
plenty of colors in that food lil bro

>> No.70484528

>>70484011
My Pokémon Emerald save was really sweet.

>> No.70484532

>>70484296
>cold
Good, fuck heat
>food
Then I'll cook
>nothing to do
This is what the internet is for
>fat
I'll figure out a solution, I just need time

>> No.70484536
File: 127 KB, 296x439, 1677961162948650.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484536

>>70484011
It's been downhill ever since...

>> No.70484537

>>70484452
Its foodslop that white people eat

>> No.70484540
File: 806 KB, 480x690, 1709011608947881.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484540

I'm cold and lonely and I really really miss gozaru de gozaru de gozaru.

>> No.70484546

WHAT A MASSIVE FUCKING WEEB

>> No.70484552

>>70483977
he plaps nerissa D: ?!

>> No.70484554

>>70484452
It's a type of burger. It's good.

>> No.70484557

>>70484452
For a manwich? yes
They're delicious. Love me some saucy sloppy manwich.

>> No.70484561

>>70484328
60 year olds are far more interesting, people only like 20 something year olds because they are far sexier

>> No.70484563

>>70484455
What
Wait what

>> No.70484565

>I'm not like the other girls mom

>> No.70484567

>>70484491
Insta fitnass influencer is just a kind way of saying Onlyfans slut.

>> No.70484592

>>70484328
Nerissa is my wife. This is like meeting your wife's parents

>> No.70484593

>>70484296
2 and 4 are pros, not cons.
1 and 3 are pretty bad though.

>> No.70484597

>>70484491
he’s just trying his best anon, nigga probably fought in Korea and now his granddaughter makes $750,000 a year becoming a vtuber

>> No.70484600

>>70484011
I vomited in class

>> No.70484604

So, is Mamarissa cute?

>> No.70484605

>>70484540
Oh you're here again

>> No.70484607

Conversion vans were fucking PEAK

>> No.70484617

>>70483954
thank god I'm not the only autist that gets bothered by this kind of shit
honestly I've always hated when they break the immersion too hard and talk about mundane shit that clashes with the established character concept, it's why I could never truly get into Kiara
the only time it's acceptable to me is if the character is already just a human like Ina or Ame are

>> No.70484619
File: 590 KB, 716x869, 1702264202631161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484619

>>70484011
Yeah but that's because I had a crush on my 1st Grade teacher and then when I was in 3rd Grade he killed his wife and I still think about how that could have been me if we got married when I turned 18.

>> No.70484623

>>70484011
I went from a catholic school in kindergarten to some rural public school

>> No.70484629

>>70484178
reroll

>> No.70484636

>>70484011
I remember riding a red tricycle around a small yard

>> No.70484646

>>70484593
how is 1 a con? the cold kills all the mosquitos and ticks

>> No.70484647
File: 1.13 MB, 678x1020, 1690997747508793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484647

>>70484452
>non-americans don't eat sloppy joes

>> No.70484652

>>70483977
PLEASE draw mamarissa's request comic anon

>> No.70484657

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484659

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484664

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484663

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484661

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING ENTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.70484667

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484666

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484669

>>70484178
be a femboy and get adopted

>> No.70484670

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484671

ENTER????

>> No.70484677
File: 973 KB, 900x900, GDIeqSaaEAAhvBn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484677

IT'S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST

>> No.70484676

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484680

>>70484563
Long story, but we basically played a crotch-touching game, and she told her mom, who got mad.

>> No.70484682

BIBOO

>> No.70484683

BIBOO

>> No.70484689

ENTER CHILD

>> No.70484685

:D

>> No.70484684

HOLY SHIT IT'S A BABY BIBOO

>> No.70484687

BIBOO

>> No.70484690

>>70484619
post pits

>> No.70484693

ENTER BABY

>> No.70484696

BIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70484701

:D

>> No.70484697
File: 1.50 MB, 1280x720, 1682811121026075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484697

ENTER

>> No.70484695

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484699

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484703

Wow, what a surprise, who could have seen this coming?

>> No.70484700

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484705

holy FUCK

>> No.70484706

BIBOO

>> No.70484704

ENTER

>> No.70484712

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484711

CUTE

>> No.70484708

MY HEART

>> No.70484709

>>70484441
I always had issues when going uphill, because I literally can't coordinate my feet to use the clutch and pedal at the same time, it would also die on me every time I went over a bump, I ended up buying an automatic car and haven't tried to drive stick since then, it was more than 10 years ago

>> No.70484715

ENTER BIBBERS

>> No.70484713

Sudden Biboo

>> No.70484717

childrock on the telly

>> No.70484719

ENTER

>> No.70484718

>>70484179
ANON?!

>> No.70484728

ENTER BIBOOOO

>> No.70484729

BIBOO

>> No.70484731

BIBOOO ON TELLY

>> No.70484727

ENTER
BIJOU

>> No.70484735

HAHAHA

>> No.70484737

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484736
File: 75 KB, 731x871, bad advice korone 101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484736

>> No.70484738
File: 261 KB, 360x359, 1692819401348023.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484738

ENTER

>> No.70484742

BIBOOOOO

>> No.70484743

ENTER ROCKCUNNY

>> No.70484746

ROCK ROCK

>> No.70484749

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484757

:D

>> No.70484753

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484758
File: 511 KB, 1802x2048, [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fazhx95.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484758

ENTER

>> No.70484756

>>70484619
why are femhoomans like this

>> No.70484761

>>70484011
I remember one time we were throwing scissors across the room at each other

>> No.70484759

wtf this is too cute

>> No.70484767
File: 2.71 MB, 1736x2456, 1701206482668.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484767

>>70484491
Mumei used to go on hikes with animal super regularly. She might have twiggy arms but there's plenty of hints that her legs and thighs could actually be pretty well muscled.

>> No.70484763

cringe kino

>> No.70484766

BEEP BOO

>> No.70484772

HOLY CUTE

>> No.70484776

BIBOO, RUN

YOU'RE GONNA GET GROOMED

>> No.70484780

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484779

ENTER CHILD

>> No.70484792

>Biboo is watching

>> No.70484793

DANGIT

>> No.70484795

ENTER

>> No.70484798

ENTER
BIBOO

>> No.70484797

Mamarissa's ovaries JUST REIGNITED

>> No.70484800

MAMARISSAs MOM INSTINCTS KICKING IN

>> No.70484802

UNITY

>> No.70484801

jesus it's like she got another daughter

>> No.70484803

>Oh my god, Biboo is watching
Kek

>> No.70484809
File: 141 KB, 300x282, 6786r99.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484809

>>70484179

>> No.70484810

nookie?!

>> No.70484811
File: 29 KB, 146x146, 1685863255644795.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484811

BIBOO IS GONNA GET BREASTFED BY NERISSA AND MAMARISSA LIVE ON STREAM ANY SECOND NOW

>> No.70484814

Why does Biboo activate the maternal instincts of hags?

>> No.70484813

Nookie?

>> No.70484815
File: 236 KB, 600x400, fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484815

She's so happy to hear Bijou, it's really cute.

>> No.70484819

MAMARISSA MEETING HER OSHI

>> No.70484825
File: 408 KB, 1320x2048, 1697325058291865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484825

Okay the genuine motherly instinct that erupted from Mamarissa when Biboo showed up was amazing.

>> No.70484827

mamarissa is ovulating again...

>> No.70484829

ENTER BIBOO

>> No.70484828
File: 140 KB, 800x1200, IMG_5273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484828

SUDDEN BIBOO

>> No.70484837

Take your nookie out

>> No.70484842

I can't believe Biboo made it into the family before me...

>> No.70484841

What's the mother-daughter equivalent of DDLG?

>> No.70484840
File: 371 KB, 600x600, hololive fauna angry 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484840

>>70484328
>>70484393
I unironically used to watch gilf porn of real human gilfs like 15 years ago.

>> No.70484844

why does biboo look like a 5 year old child

>> No.70484846
File: 600 KB, 2984x3904, 1696469099337656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484846

Mamarissa's eggs just reactivated after years of being dormant.

>> No.70484851
File: 439 KB, 1100x1100, questionya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484851

wait, where's uwu magic?

>> No.70484853
File: 100 KB, 577x825, 1706129997104093.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484853

(๑ ' ᆺ ' )ノ
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1764106727371551036

>> No.70484854

She did it all for the nookie?

>> No.70484859

aaaaaand ruined

>> No.70484860
File: 688 KB, 2296x3476, 20240303_001159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484860

>>70484540
Look at this gozaru.

>> No.70484866
File: 175 KB, 400x400, 1639058648780.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484866

>>70484179
told you guys

>> No.70484867
File: 1.10 MB, 1024x729, 1699411683503664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484867

>> No.70484874

Biboo is collecting all the hags

>> No.70484875

holy fucking BASED mamarissa

>> No.70484878

BIBOO IS GETTING RIZZED BY A GRANNY

>> No.70484881

this shit is so fucking funny to me I’m dying right now

>> No.70484887

>>70484827
Don't speak lies

>> No.70484888
File: 157 KB, 512x512, 1700736340672331.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484888

If Biboo and Nerissa spent the night together before debut, does that mean Bibbers has met Nerissa's mom?

>> No.70484897

Ok, this is the cutest fucking thing. Her accent is coming out hard.

>> No.70484896

BIJOE IS GROOMING ANOTHER HAG

>> No.70484898

>>70484797
THE DYING STAR, RE-IGNITED

>> No.70484899
File: 174 KB, 424x424, 1643325104195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484899

>>70484179

>> No.70484900

>>70484657
>>70484659
>>70484661
>>70484663
>>70484664
>>70484666
>>70484667
>>70484670
>>70484671
>>70484676
>>70484695
>>70484699
>>70484700
>>70484712
>>70484715
>>70484727
>>70484728
>>70484737
>>70484749
>>70484780
HOLY CRAP A MUNDANE MOMENT THAT HAPPENED ON STREAM I MUST SPAM THE THREAD IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.70484906

>>70484440
I SUMMONED BIBOO

>> No.70484916

JEWELBIRD BROS

>> No.70484917
File: 2.60 MB, 2591x3623, 1684954666162560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484917

Would you rather:

>move to Japan and marry Iroha
or
>move to midwest and marry Nerissa

>> No.70484915

>>70484617
Anon, do you seriously think they could keep up with
>"oh I'm totally an ancient milennial warrior who has seen countlews historical events"
For 3 years? Please, even JPs break immersion

>> No.70484913

Hags really do watch Biboo...

>> No.70484920

Holy hag laugh

>> No.70484923

>Mamarissa is a pebble
BASED

>> No.70484925

is bijou more pg13 than ina and fauna?

>> No.70484926

>>70484597
years of hearing his father talking about fighting the Japs and then his granddaughter works for a japanese company. Thinking she works as a insta influencer would be the better option

>> No.70484927
File: 158 KB, 331x373, 1705278063266794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484927

What the fuck is with midwestern women blood

look at these MAX LEVEL motherly instincts kicking in at biboo, most women I know are repulsed by the idea of kids these days, is it the water? The cheese?

>> No.70484934

That's a very hag laugh

>> No.70484933

>RISSA'S MOM LOVES BIBOO MORE THAN RISSA

OH GOD

>> No.70484937

>Mamarissa is a pebble

>> No.70484936

>>70484841
MDLG?

>> No.70484939

>>70484900
all me btw

>> No.70484944
File: 269 KB, 495x495, 1703012879124675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484944

>>70484179

>> No.70484950

>>70484900
All me

>> No.70484955

>>70484851
she said she will do it at the end of the stream

>> No.70484952

biboo so nervous...

>> No.70484956

Isn't Biboo a little too slutty? Like, just hearing her name just makes me think of anal sex. Kinda fucked up of her desu.

>> No.70484958

Biboo is the true family-friendly holo.

>> No.70484957
File: 238 KB, 341x358, 1696328438928522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484957

WHAT THE BEEP

>> No.70484959

>>70484888
WATCH STREAMS NIGGA
YES SHE DOES

>> No.70484962

>>70484811
>Nerissa
lemao, there's nothing there. she has worse breast envy than Fauna and we all saw her arms go thru her tits in 3d.

>> No.70484965
File: 19 KB, 480x447, 1675782483866388.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484965

>>70484179

>> No.70484964

>>70484900
Me

>> No.70484963

Mamarissa knows Biboo's BEEP

>> No.70484968

>I love that you're very PG-13
this woman goes to my church on god

>> No.70484967

>>70484900
BIBOO
BIBOO
BIBOO
BIBOO

>> No.70484969

>>70484840
Bro...

>> No.70484973

THE MAXIMUM CACKLE

>> No.70484976

biboo sounds younger

>> No.70484981

That Biboo? Me.

>> No.70484984
File: 27 KB, 125x149, 1691198689164217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484984

>tries to be an edgelord chuuni
>PG-13

>> No.70484988

>>70484867
i wish i had a cute jap wife to have children with

>> No.70484994
File: 31 KB, 559x332, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484994

RAFFEANS GOING MENHERA ONCE AGAIN
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1764107841596690663

>> No.70484991

>>70484917
Can I do both?
We need a holosex safari tour

>> No.70484999
File: 85 KB, 729x1032, 20240303_001911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70484999

>>70484853
Sora cute.

>> No.70485003

Get fucked shitbird

>> No.70485007
File: 188 KB, 927x1078, 1647770741576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485007

This is aggressively cute

>> No.70485009

I will have sex with them! (mamarissa first in case she gets tired)

>> No.70485010

>>70484927
Good Christian values

>> No.70485013

>>70484927
there aint shit to do and its always cold

>> No.70485011

Biboo sounds even more like a baby than usual

>> No.70485020
File: 829 KB, 2300x3180, 1683739618273944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485020

Bijou's mom and Nerissa's mom should kiss

>> No.70485022

>sims and animal crossing
MAMARISSA IS A WOMAN

>> No.70485025

Nerissa is the third wheel on her own channel

>> No.70485024

>>70484900
arr mii

>> No.70485023

Fuwamoco mogged...

>> No.70485028

>>70484959
Hey, can you stop yelling pls?

>> No.70485030

>>70484867
>male balding pattern
It has just began and it's already over...

>> No.70485037

>>70484619
cool story bro

>> No.70485048

>>70484900
why did you reply to me 20 times

>> No.70485049

>>70484011
I remember too much.
Back to about age 5, I have decent memories of entire stretches of time (entire scenes). Earlier than 5 that it's photo stills and flashes or moments, like the room layout of my first preschool (when I was 2 or 3). From about age 8 everything is pretty vivid. I also have vivid memories of bad times. I don't black out when I've had too much to drink. If I'm throwing up for 2 hours I remember every fucking minute of it. If I had a fight or argument with a girlfriend, I can't forget it.

>> No.70485057

>>70484917
Iroha

>> No.70485063

>animal crossing
Ahh another woman game that happens to be a stock market simulator.

>> No.70485066

Reminder that despite all evidence to the contrary Bijou is an adult woman.

>> No.70485069

>>70484900
ENTER FAGGOT

>> No.70485072

>Try to be sexy
>Cute
>Try to be edgy
>PG-13
Her fate is sealed

>> No.70485075

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.70485082

I don't care about Nerissa's family. I don't care about her enough to want to watch boring white people.

>> No.70485085

>>70484900
why are you like this?

>> No.70485092

>>70485022
Proof?

>> No.70485093
File: 184 KB, 1080x1135, 1707929385506468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485093

God this is so depressing...
>try to get my mom into games
>calls it a waste of time and to never try that again
I wish I could bond with my mom over vidya

>> No.70485094

>Mamarissa likes Animal Crossing
>My mom likes Animal Crossing
They are?

>> No.70485096

>>70485022
NO WAY

>> No.70485098
File: 453 KB, 1081x1080, 1702057659710088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485098

Mamarissa reminds me way too much of my mom and now I'm slightly concerned about introducing Vtubing to my mother because now I feel like this is exactly how she'd act to seeing Biboo.

>> No.70485097

Biboo is activating Mamarissa's dried out ovaries
SHE CAN STILL POP ANOTHER ONE OUT

>> No.70485105

>>70484917
iroha unquestionably

>> No.70485108

>>70484968
They all go to church. Every sunday! She loves singing with chruch acoustics

>> No.70485110

>>70485030
the real Japanese male experience

>> No.70485111
File: 577 KB, 2591x3624, 20240303_001149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485111

>>70484917
I prefer blondes.

>> No.70485115

mamarissa knows about Jack box kino HOLY SHIT

>> No.70485114

Credit card versions of board games are so soulless, it's not the same when you can't physically count your money

>> No.70485127
File: 504 KB, 643x468, 1696026447362882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485127

>>70484925
Yes. Fauna is 18+.

>> No.70485128

Oh god family jackbox

>> No.70485129
File: 305 KB, 2048x2048, 1651561110074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485129

Mayonnaise is a drink!

>> No.70485131

>>70485082
go back

>> No.70485136

>>70485066
I refuse to believe this.

>> No.70485139

>>70484927
Biboo sparks maternal instinct in every woman its not a midwest thing

>> No.70485138

>>70484296
Now list the rest of America.

>> No.70485142
File: 241 KB, 382x507, marine doubt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485142

>>70484927
Different times and generations. There's a lot of societal reasons for it, don't think too much about it.

>> No.70485143

>>70485082
based brown person

>> No.70485144

>>70485022
dropped

>> No.70485145

Christ, you can just tell that Mamarissa wants to bounce Biboo on her knee

>> No.70485148

>crying penis
what the fuck

>> No.70485149

CRYING PENIS!?

>> No.70485151

>>70484011
I got bullied for the first time in 1st grade (by a girl)

>> No.70485150

This woman asking Biboo asking what games she plays is so bizarre

>> No.70485156
File: 933 KB, 4096x2887, 1690176577618194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485156

>> No.70485157

why the fuck do women like Sims so much

>> No.70485159

>CRYING PENIS
MINE BTW

>> No.70485158

CRYING PENIS

>> No.70485164

>>70485066
even better

>> No.70485161

honestly a rissa family jackbox would go hard

>> No.70485167
File: 215 KB, 389x329, 1679414370370335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485167

crying penis?

>> No.70485168

Imagine if she met Luna. She'd probably melt.

>> No.70485169

>>70484917
Japan so I can get merch more easily

>> No.70485172

>>70484607
brand new conversion vans are actually still a thing although they've been taken over by camper conversions instead
https://www.classicvans.com/new-conversion-vans/1638-chevrolet-express-2500-7-passenger-explorer-slk-sprt-pkg.html

>> No.70485176

that penis? mine

>> No.70485174

>Crying penis

>> No.70485177

Yeah, mine

>> No.70485178

>>70485082
Okay, calm down, guy from that other company.

>> No.70485179

NIGGA
WHAT?

>> No.70485181

>>70485098
you're worried that she'd have good taste?

>> No.70485185

>>70485082
and yet you’re posting here

>> No.70485186

This is so cute, she's talking to Biboo like she's a literal child.

>> No.70485192

PENIS MENTION

>> No.70485190

ENTER ANONYMOUS THE FAGET >>70484900

>> No.70485212

>>70484917
Does Iroha have a wholesome family that can give me the familial love I lack? If yes I chose gozaru because she reminds me of seiba

>> No.70485211

>crying penis
Yeah mine when Biboo joined

>> No.70485214

that crying penny? me

>> No.70485217

>Crying penis
>it was so small on my screen
Yeah, anon's

>> No.70485218

>>70485127
Fauna only worth is getting abused.

>> No.70485219
File: 230 KB, 500x500, 1697211843292887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485219

YAB

>> No.70485223

>i love how your stream is pg-13
>CRYING PENIS

>> No.70485226

that penis? mine

>> No.70485231

Penis mention... she might as well collab with Holostars at this point

>> No.70485234

>>70485151
nice

>> No.70485240

CRYING PENIS

>> No.70485244

>>70484927
they're actually normal
this entire generation of women has been fucking ruined

>> No.70485242

>Misread "penny" as "penis"
Mamarissachama......

>> No.70485250
File: 623 KB, 881x881, 1683608780268461.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485250

>>70485181
I'd worry that she's gonna start asking me to make a very own Biboo for her.

>> No.70485251

>Likes how PG Biboo is
>Brings up the crying penis to her
What did Mamarissa mean by this?

>> No.70485255

>>70485082
Uki pls

>> No.70485256

Awwwwww that's cute

>> No.70485260

A penis crying...

>> No.70485273
File: 335 KB, 1268x713, 1688438149896289[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fiox4wq.mp3].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485273

>raise 4 fucking kids
>THEY ALSO have kids
>Still get absolutely THRILLED at the idea of an adopted daughter
Explain this please

>> No.70485272

>>70485082
based

>> No.70485276

That pacifier always makes me feel like I'm being placed on a watchlist. Was bijou told specifically she needs the pedophile market or is she just that worried about her numbers?

>> No.70485277

>>70484917
Iroha of course. My yellow fever demands it.

Also that picture is really hot.

>> No.70485279

>>70485093
My dad got me into video games at age 4 and then did nothing but shit on me for playing them for the next 30 years...

>> No.70485286
File: 37 KB, 363x334, 1664323296799396.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485286

>>70485013
How cool are Midwestern summers? New York is getting to hot in them lately

>> No.70485287

>crying penis
Yeah, mine.

>> No.70485291

WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS
WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS
WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS
WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS
WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS
WHITE PEOPLE DOING WHITE THINGS

>> No.70485295

that's fucking hilarious

>> No.70485294

>it was so small on my screen
KEK

>> No.70485299

>>70484994
don't care! We are watching the better content right now

>> No.70485300

>>70485231
Fuckoff homobeggar

>> No.70485303

>numberfagging

>> No.70485307

>>70484917
i already live in the midwest, and i think i'd rather give japan a try

>> No.70485310
File: 282 KB, 512x511, 1707420850498700.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485310

>>70485093
My dad used to be a starcraft autist but now he hates videogames

>> No.70485311

>>70485218
Wrong retard. Also getting abused by her.

>> No.70485317
File: 81 KB, 359x356, Nerissa_Cry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485317

>>70485093
The last time I played video games with my mom was Wii bowling a decade ago.

>> No.70485318
File: 96 KB, 560x502, guraspin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485318

>>70485075

>> No.70485321

>>70485251
Corruption fetish...

>> No.70485326

Biboo is so cute. I’m definitely not horny for her, haha

>> No.70485325

>>70484917
Nerissa.
I will not curse my offspring by having them be hapas.

>> No.70485330

She should meet Kobo

>> No.70485334

>>70485242
she is in fact, very fertile

>> No.70485340

>34 thousand "people"

>> No.70485353
File: 344 KB, 500x500, hololive irys meme 65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485353

>>70485273

>> No.70485355

biboo is a literal child

>> No.70485358

that poll is getting botted like crazy

>> No.70485360

>>70485273
Truly a fine woman.

>> No.70485364

>>70485276
bijou didn't ask for her pacifier her mama just gave it to her

>> No.70485381

>>70485291
Family doing family things. I guess you wouldn't know what that's like being alone.

>> No.70485383

>>70485340
All me

>> No.70485384

>>70485273
She kinda wanted a fifth

>> No.70485393

>>70485358
It's CCVID all over again.

>> No.70485398

>>70485250
Is that a bad thing?

>> No.70485402

>>70485273
The joy of motherhood

>> No.70485410

>>70485250
she probably already wants that from you

>> No.70485412
File: 333 KB, 1609x1956, 1708751683190599.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485412

>>70484605
I'm always here!
>>70484860
Wow, kawaii de gozaru!!!!!!!!! She is way too cute as a cat!

>> No.70485415
File: 2.25 MB, 1365x1440, 1694215801728612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485415

She's just like me.

>> No.70485421

>>70485310
You would hate videogames too if you were a Blizzard drone.

>> No.70485426
File: 817 KB, 600x627, 1608163624652.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485426

>>70485093
I got my mom into death metal

>> No.70485429

>>70485273
Childrearing runs in the family HARD

>> No.70485428

Nerissa mentioned her mom having a disability that impacts her life, from this stream it seems like it's being nearly blind.

>> No.70485435
File: 13 KB, 665x639, YEA MINE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485435

MAMARISSA DONT LOOOK

>> No.70485436

>>70485317
The last time I played videogames with my parents was donkey kong country more than 20 years ago...

>> No.70485438

>>70485093
my mom only plays mobile trash puzzle games

>> No.70485439

great, lady, now i'm gonna be thinking non stop about that crying penis... wait is this how unicorns feel?

>> No.70485441
File: 193 KB, 306x408, 1700187373854264.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485441

>>70485093
My mom likes videogames but she only really plays Miss Pac-man and Mortal Kombat 3

>> No.70485454
File: 196 KB, 394x424, 1685835006224264.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485454

>>70485093
>Get introduced into video games by mom
>I still can't beat her in Mortal Kombat which was the series she used to introduce me to them

>> No.70485458

>>70485273
you are watching an actual genuine woman who has natural estrogen coursing through her veins compared to the women our age that are full of drugs and pharmaceuticals

>> No.70485456

>>70485381
Only white trash have that shit tradition

>> No.70485457

that uber driver? me

>> No.70485460

>>70485273
being born and raised before modern men and women were fed the idea that loveless relationships and sex are "a good thing"

>> No.70485462
File: 470 KB, 900x900, hololive fauna sad 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485462

>>70485310
I'm the oldest person in my family that likes video games...

>> No.70485466

>>70485276
By being here you're already in one.

>> No.70485469
File: 2.48 MB, 2480x3508, 1693763206250779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485469

>> No.70485473
File: 2.89 MB, 354x410, leisure time with your favorite game.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485473

>>70485310
The natural outcome from playing Starcraft

>> No.70485474

>>70485435
kek

>> No.70485486
File: 62 KB, 800x600, 1705432068047161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485486

>mamarissa knows what a penis is

>> No.70485493

nerissas baby fever..

>> No.70485494
File: 58 KB, 860x885, file(15).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485494

>>70485286
i live in chicago, the summers are kinda brutal but also somewhat short

>> No.70485499

>>70485273
the firtility of midwestern women is astronomical.

>> No.70485500

>>70485364
She uses it; implied endorsement. Kronii got rid of that retarded fucking subway sandwich in her chat room.

>> No.70485502

>>70485340
as far as I know, bots can't vote, and the poll she had recently had at least 40 thousand participation.

>> No.70485504

>>70485279
are you me

>> No.70485507
File: 134 KB, 1187x649, 1679133560736100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485507

>>70485273
Also impressive that a SEA kid makes her happy, some midwestern families are pretty damn racist.

I guess the rissa family really are good folks

>> No.70485511
File: 650 KB, 881x881, 1707059378081088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485511

Holy fuck! Is that [generic white person from the midwest]
This is the most incredible thing I have ever seen!

>> No.70485517

>>70485439
>everyone moved on from the topic
>still thinking about cock
sounds about right

>> No.70485518

>>70485286
Not as bad as New York, but winters are colder (but less snow if you're west of the Great Lakes)

>> No.70485523

>>70485469
She needs a kid in her tummy

>> No.70485522

>>70485428
She told 2 stories about driving

>> No.70485526
File: 340 KB, 432x482, 1681442557729859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485526

its time

>> No.70485529
File: 447 KB, 2880x3508, koizumi_arata-1763982380761546992-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485529

It's time

>> No.70485528

Kro Mebby on the telly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGyKh6mDNg

>> No.70485535
File: 2.35 MB, 2023x3000, FYoAn1AaMAAVQaR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485535

it's time.

>> No.70485538

>>70485435
kek

>> No.70485553

>>70485093
i got into cooking to bond with my mom instead

>> No.70485555

>>70485494
the WINDY city as they call it

>> No.70485556

>>70485504
We all are.

>> No.70485561

>>70485093
>sapling
>mama issues
uuu...same

>> No.70485562

>>70485273
Being a career parent is a thing

>> No.70485563

>>70485273
overcharged motherly instinct
Remember she encouraged her daughters to get lot of kids for her to take care of.

>> No.70485570
File: 474 KB, 2732x1926, 1704865312268496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485570

>> No.70485583

>>70485273
Rissa's father is one of 12 children. Midwestern women BREED.

>> No.70485596
File: 186 KB, 1488x1000, shiori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485596

Oh jesus christ I had a horrible thought...is shiori going to show up in this stream?

>> No.70485595

Biboo has the cutest aww sound

>> No.70485597

>>70485511
Why do you hate white women?

>> No.70485609

>>70485511
They've been missing for like a decade anon. I wasn't even sure they still existed.

>> No.70485606

EVEN A GROOMER

>> No.70485613

>>70485507
it's like having a pet

>> No.70485616

>>70485507
despite what you hear on the news and internet most americans aren't racist

>> No.70485614

Rissa the groomer...

>> No.70485611

Oh she's a groomer alright

>> No.70485618

>groomer
yab

>> No.70485619

>Nerissa was made for grooming

>> No.70485627

She is a groomer now.

>> No.70485629

>>70485286
humid and anywhere between the 80s and low 100s in minnesota

>> No.70485626

>groomer
yeah shes grooming biboo

>> No.70485632

>Nerissa would be a groomer

>> No.70485624

GROOMER MENTION
RISSA WANTED TO BE A GROOMER

>> No.70485633

groomer bros

>> No.70485634

Nerissa is a groomer...

>> No.70485637

>groomer

>> No.70485642

I wonder how much she practiced not forgetting to call her "Nerissa"

>> No.70485645
File: 35 KB, 360x360, confusedgura.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485645

>She has dead mom hair
What did Nerissa mean by this?

>> No.70485650
File: 2.97 MB, 463x451, 1626138650312.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485650

>a groomer

>> No.70485652

groomer nerissa...

>> No.70485661

Wow, Rissa could've been a Discord mod!

>> No.70485660

IT'S TIME

>> No.70485665

Nerissa was MADE to be a groomer

>> No.70485664

she wanted her daughter to be a GROOMER?

>> No.70485670

She's grooming the child next to her

>> No.70485674

Is Nerissa a mama's girl or a papa's girl? I'm thinking the former.

>> No.70485677

Oh, she's very good at grooming all right

>> No.70485682
File: 402 KB, 165x165, 1698649933861921.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485682

>Nerissa
>shy
Really makes you wonder how many other '''shy''' girls are actually complete sexual deviants.

>> No.70485692
File: 60 KB, 393x363, 1694276848920283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485692

>she's good with those gutters y'know

>> No.70485698
File: 372 KB, 1596x2132, 1689097483249841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485698

>> No.70485701
File: 1.37 MB, 4000x4000, 1682523131609613.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485701

Why are you guys so horny for a grandmother?

>> No.70485707

>>70485596
I love Shiori, but I hope not

>> No.70485706
File: 125 KB, 948x1200, F0HH7VgaUAA7e1z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485706

>>70485093
My dad got me into stronghold on the PC and my mom plays WoW

>> No.70485715

>>70485642
I'm also curious about that. I know I wouldn't be able to trust my family members to do that.

>> No.70485717

>>70485511
>>70485456
>>70485291
BASED BASED BASED

>> No.70485722

>>70485435
>UOOOOOH! PUSSY! EROTIC!

>> No.70485721
File: 811 KB, 894x988, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485721

>> No.70485725

>>70485682
it's a stereotype for a reason

>> No.70485726

This stream is so sweet, it's giving me diabetes

>> No.70485729

>>70485583
Going from one of 12 to having 4 kids shows how bad the economy is going even in the midwest

>> No.70485731

>>70485642
>I wonder how much she practiced not forgetting to call her "Nerissa"
I was unironically hoping we'd get another GrandmaReaper moment from this stream kek

>> No.70485737

>>70485701
this but aradia

>> No.70485736

>>70485596
NOW THAT WOULD BE KINO

>> No.70485738

>>70485682
it’s almost like sexual desire is a (nearly) universal human experience wow

>> No.70485740

>>70485507
These Polka's should kiss

>> No.70485739

>>70485596
she had a horrible breakdown today, so doubtful

>> No.70485742
File: 1.34 MB, 480x480, 1700925188639175.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485742

LITTLEST PET SHOP MENTIONED

>> No.70485745

>>70485507
midwestern people aren't the kinda racist that hates people, they're more the "I just don't want them over here" kinda racist.

>> No.70485753

Mamarissa likes biboo because she sounds young, happy, and pure unlike her whore daughters is that right?

>> No.70485769
File: 334 KB, 1192x1772, 1707543043271543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485769

>Nerissa wOuld be ok with scat play
KIARA IS IN

>> No.70485770
File: 466 KB, 698x948, 1703906513303792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485770

Jesus christ, do none of you people go outside or have girlfriends?
This is the kind of stuff you couldn't pay me to listen to yet all of you are foaming at the mouth over it.

>> No.70485775

>>70485596
>mamarisa... Can you be proud of me ?

>> No.70485778

>>70485596
I love Shiori and i hope she does, but it would be better for her own self esteem to not appear.

>> No.70485781

>>70485742
Gura won...

>> No.70485785

>>70485511
Believe it or not anon, if you aren't from North America, Midwestern people *are* exotic

>> No.70485787

Mamarissa will adopt biboo

>> No.70485790

>>70485726
same
if this stream doesnt end within 30 minutes im dying of sugar overdose

>> No.70485793

Biboo is good with her mom

>> No.70485795

>she was better with animals so she wanted to be a vet
Be glad you didn't Nerissa. I did 5 years of vet school then dropped out since it was either that or kill myself.

>> No.70485797

>>70485682
stereotypes are rooted in truths

>> No.70485796
File: 313 KB, 881x881, 1704511189660136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485796

>>70485456
>A "white trash" tradition is having a full stable loving family

>> No.70485800

>what's your favorite stream with Nerissa
>.....
KEK

>> No.70485803

>>70482817
this contrast between this stream and shiori's member stream is really night and day

>> No.70485804

>>70485742
ES ELLA

>> No.70485807

>>70485739
?

>> No.70485808

>>70485753
yes

>> No.70485809

She watched the lesbian MV

>> No.70485813

>>70485511
its all brown people and chinks

>> No.70485818

>>70485742
kek

>> No.70485819

I was already enjoying the stream but the moment Bijou showed up Mamarissa completely fired up, damn.

>> No.70485816

>>70485273
The most fertile and baby crazy women in the world all went to one place and their kids all bred creating a race of hyper fertile baby crazy people.

>> No.70485820

>>70485770
so dont watch it then you fucking loser

>> No.70485821

>Did you listen to it, Mamarissa?
>I DID. I DIIIIIIIDDDDDD
My god, the motherhood. It's fucking overflowing

>> No.70485824

>>70485770
why are femhoomans like this

>> No.70485827
File: 178 KB, 512x512, 1691888810083540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485827

Wait Nerissa's mom is a pebble?

>> No.70485828

Why do I feel that Mamarissa is disappointed in Rissa and wishes that she was like Biboo?

>> No.70485829

>>70485596
It would feel like the climax of a Christmas movie

>> No.70485831
File: 932 KB, 2630x4096, hololive lui lingerie 28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485831

This may be controversial but little old ladies.

>> No.70485833
File: 878 KB, 1175x328, 167390892394.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485833

They're taunting her with their Midwestern buff

>> No.70485832

>>70485770
I am from SEA and white culture is fasinating to me

>> No.70485838

>>70485742
I was already an adult when this aired...

>> No.70485835

>>70485596
No way in hell, she's a wreck today

>> No.70485836

I like how Nerissa loves Biboo's singing despite Biboo being such an inferior singer

>> No.70485837

>>70485596
Mamarissa please adopt Shiori...

>> No.70485840

>>70485770
Instead you're sitting here whining anonymously? So cool

>> No.70485844

>>70485770
people are just enjoying a cringekino stream. theres no foaming

>> No.70485845

>>70485596
nah
rissa invited only biboo because her mom loves her

>> No.70485847

I was awkward with meeting my friends' parents. One of them even thought I was a mute. I don't get how biboo is so good with it...

>> No.70485849

>>70485753
I think she wants to eternally raise a child

>> No.70485866

>>70485800
retard

>> No.70485868

we got so many good LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sound clips from this stream

>> No.70485871

>>70485795
I know a few vets and they're all depressed because putting down animals is a big part of the job

>> No.70485873

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70485879

holy kek

>> No.70485885

>>70485770
the only women I have interacted with during the past 10 years have been college aged whores, this is comfy

>> No.70485884

>>70485770
It's kind of different when its a streamer vs your girlfriend. I can't listen to my girl and her mom talk about this shit but watching a stream is different.

>> No.70485887

>>70485770
where do you think we are

>> No.70485889

>>70485835
>>70485739
QRD please?

>> No.70485890
File: 219 KB, 676x369, 1697636855527390.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485890

I think I'm going to go tell my mom I love her even though I say that everyday because I live with her.

>> No.70485891

Horse groomer huh? I remember my grandpa told all of us to never take that kind of job because of the mafia

>> No.70485895

>LET'S GOOO
Mamarissa is a natural

>> No.70485897

>>70485739
Qrd?

>> No.70485896

>>70485596
>last hour is just a Shiori-Mamarissa therapy session

>> No.70485899

>>70485770
Do you know what board you are on right now? Let alone website?

>> No.70485902

This stream is kinda comfy

>> No.70485900
File: 484 KB, 529x672, 1707522179395838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485900

white people won
america won
this stream made me a patriot

>> No.70485904

>>70485847
She is the ultimate hag collector

>> No.70485903

>>70485596
No but Kiara is coming

>> No.70485905

imagine your own mom calling you cringe...

>> No.70485909

lewd mention

>> No.70485918

>>70485889
Fuck off

>> No.70485926
File: 444 KB, 644x644, hololive mio and miko 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485926

>>70485770
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>> No.70485924

>>70485770
Yes, actually. I still wouldn't want to be anywhere else right now.

>> No.70485925

>>70485770
>do none of you people go outside or have girlfriends?
well... I mean...

>> No.70485929

>>70485795
So how did the story end?

>> No.70485931

>if you just slap an anime png on normie vlogging content anons will suddenly think it's kino

>> No.70485932
File: 44 KB, 1118x732, nerissa stream 02032024 the one mamarissa requested.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485932

here's the image you asked for ma'am, nerissa powerstancing a cow into submission.
i will take my payment in cheesy dip

>> No.70485934

>>70485807
Deleted member's stream so you need to check the archive

>> No.70485935

>>70485596
She can't understand what an actual loving family is like.

>> No.70485936

Mamarissa would be a good chuuba manager

>> No.70485945

>>70485507
there's a relatively large amount of hmong diaspora in the twin cities (the largest outside of SEA), so seeing an ethnic SEA woman is no big deal

>> No.70485948

>>70485833
>pacifier in, right next to two sets of MILKERS
she knew what she was doing using this png

>> No.70485947

>Protective
Nerrisa is the aggressor here.....

>> No.70485949

>>70485832
Tell me more

>> No.70485951
File: 3.99 MB, 2480x3508, 1687661691988186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485951

>> No.70485961

CERTIFIED ANTI CUSSER

>> No.70485968

God this stream is so white that I can't breathe.

>> No.70485967
File: 519 KB, 644x644, 1701004875779858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485967

>>70484900
>do none of you people go outside or have girlfriends?

>> No.70485971

holy ffuck the live mamarissa reaction from downstairs is a hilarious thought

>> No.70485973

>>70485836
Biboo activates motherly instincts, it's like having a daughter

>> No.70485996

>>70485770
>on 4chan
>on /vt/
>on /hlgg/
this is like showing up at a leper colony and being like why is everyone here diseased

>> No.70485995

MAMARISSA SWEARS

>> No.70485998
File: 67 KB, 410x300, cologne.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70485998

>>70485831
>little old ladies.
?

>> No.70485999

>watching your daughter become an e-whore
it's a complicated feel

>> No.70486000
File: 1.66 MB, 1280x720, Nerissa sausage[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fpnbydt.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486000

hmm whatever could she mean?

>> No.70486001

>>70485770
You will never be a hooman.

>> No.70486002

>>70485770
There's just something refreshing about a Vtuber with a happy, healthy family that participates in her content.

>> No.70486004

>>70485932
SOVL

>> No.70486006

>She said fuck ONCE

>> No.70486005

>>70485932
where's the shit stains?

>> No.70486008
File: 687 KB, 1292x1080, unbased [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fmupnik.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486008

>>70485770
It's very wholesome and I'm in a good mood.

>> No.70486009

Koyori is being extra cute today

>> No.70486010
File: 23 KB, 359x179, Nerissa poll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486010

Dear god wtf

>> No.70486023

>She heard Mamarissa say FUCK once
>while Mamarissa is alone in the room with Paparissa
MUHOHOHO

>> No.70486027

i used to have the same kind of feeling with swearing too because my mom never swore either
i also used to think cats and dogs were the same breed of animal but cats were the female version of the animal and dogs were the male version until i was like 13

>> No.70486028

MAMARISSA TURNED NERISSA INTO... THIS...!!!

>> No.70486031
File: 217 KB, 389x473, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486031

She has a wrinkle below her eye.

>> No.70486035
File: 20 KB, 361x354, 1571004539111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486035

Imagine your own mom thinking you're cringe when you act horny on stream.

>> No.70486044

>>70485931
go back, sister >>70465188

>> No.70486048

Mamarissa's laugh is kind of like a genderbended DSP laugh

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

>> No.70486051

>>70485932
thats a horse Anon...

>> No.70486054
File: 204 KB, 426x814, Me btw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486054

>>70485770
I got a girl I liked in college a Flareon plush because it was her favourite Eevee, (She got me out of the blue a manga from a con) And I never ended up giving it to her because I knew I had no chance. It's still on the shelf in my room as a grim reminder to never buy girls gifts unless I'm cumming inside them. I have had this plush for over a decade now and it's still in the box

>> No.70486061

>>70485900
How much would I need to pay for a holo to sing the Battle Hymn of the Republic?

>> No.70486064

No males on stream for nerissa...

>> No.70486069
File: 3.81 MB, 600x600, japanese weeb [sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fgoabk9.ogg].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486069

>> No.70486070

>>70485847
women work differently when they connect with each other. I met my friend's dad and we just exchanged hellos and nods and that was it.

>> No.70486078

>>70485968
you can't breathe from the fabuloso fumes from your stove nigger

>> No.70486090

>>70486010
maybe botted

>> No.70486088

>>70485931
Okay ruffian

>> No.70486105

>>70486064
She streamed with a male yesterday though?

>> No.70486108

kek

>> No.70486110

>>70485931
/qa/ lost

>> No.70486114

>SHE'S ONLY THREE

>> No.70486115

>SHE'S ONLY THREE
Kek

>> No.70486127

>>70485770
king

>> No.70486128

>>70485770
based and same desu
I have to imagine most of the anons are single childs or something

>> No.70486136

>>70486054
oh anon..........

>> No.70486140

>>70486090
When will you tards learn how YT works

>> No.70486144

>Everybody saying that Aradia was the problem child

>> No.70486145
File: 910 KB, 865x895, hololive lui meme 16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486145

>>70485998
Yes!
>>70486031
Hag crow's feet erotic!

>> No.70486148

>>70486064
are you sure about that?

>> No.70486151
File: 152 KB, 866x1390, 4697594832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486151

This is what I imagine when hearing that voice

>> No.70486150

>>70485770
it's called caring

>> No.70486152

OH DAMN

>> No.70486160

>>70486054
you made the right choice anon

>> No.70486163

>>70486044
>>70486088
I'm a bit confused why we're accusing the guy of being a ruffian of all things, did I miss some catalog thread meta?

>> No.70486167

>>70485456
I just want a loving wife, two kids and stable homely house...

>> No.70486169

Ignore the shitters and post hags.

>> No.70486170

>>70486054
I'll buy it for $15.

>> No.70486174
File: 97 KB, 719x1276, 1680811996603885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486174

>>70485770
You'd have to pay me a month's worth of rent to watch an entire Mumei stream and I'm not saying this in a joking manner at all. This is the most genuine thing I've said in the years I've been posting on this board.

>> No.70486177

SEA on this board have an inferiority/sour grapea complex towards white women, any white woman.

>> No.70486176
File: 2.98 MB, 364x364, 1705380272709629.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486176

>> No.70486175

Reminder that Mamarissa in her prime looked like Nerissa but with significantly larger boobs.

>> No.70486178

>>70486090
It's a poll that's been up for an hour bro, it's just the viewer churn.

>> No.70486181

>she loves her the most because she gave her grandkids

>> No.70486185

>>70486010
Yes, a total of 50,000 people passed through the stream and voted

>> No.70486187

>>70485931
it's precisely the dissonance which makes it entertaining. Imagine if you autistically rant to your parents about weebshit without consequences?

>> No.70486186
File: 19 KB, 463x453, Ogey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486186

>>70486054
BROTHER. GOD DAMN IT. YOU FUCKING RETARD. THE ONLY REASON YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE IS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LET YOURSELF. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING RETARDS. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND JUST DO SHIT STOP THINKING.

>> No.70486191
File: 207 KB, 1632x1200, 1695059163843068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486191

Why does Biboo laugh like that?

>> No.70486199

>>70486151
h-hot....

>> No.70486201

Bijou will eat 2 bites

>> No.70486206

>malpha is her favorite
>she loves her the most
>because she's given her grandkids
fuck, you can hear the shame in her voice

>> No.70486210

and people find...this sexy? old women?

>> No.70486218

any 5ch screens?

>> No.70486219

>>70486174
kek

>> No.70486220 [DELETED] 

We hate white people here

>> No.70486225
File: 1.10 MB, 657x720, 1686816166146417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486225

>gets adopted by Nerissa's family

>> No.70486230
File: 931 KB, 908x970, 1694484586895588.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486230

>>70485847
The first time I ever met one my best friend's dad was when we walking home from school and some guy wearing shades pulled up from behind us in this old ass cadillac
At first I thought it was gang member trying to press us, but then he ran up to the car talked to the guy then came back to me, and told me that was he dad and he thought I was a drug dealer

>> No.70486231

>>70486151
Would.

>> No.70486232

>>70486151
SEXXX

>> No.70486236

Bijou's weird giggles always make my ear twitch, no idea why.

>> No.70486241
File: 972 KB, 512x512, 1694043053712962.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486241

I can't tell if Nerrisa's mom is grooming Biboo, or if Biboo is grooming Nerrisa's mom.

>> No.70486244

>>70486185
It's still going up. In the same increments. That's kinda weird.

>> No.70486242

>>70486070
Why do conservative southerners glorify this socially awkwardness? If I've gotta make nice with another guy I'll pour them a drink and vent about life, weather, taxes, whatever. Nobody thinks you're cool roleplaying Hank Hill.

>> No.70486246

>>70486210
yes

>> No.70486250

>>70486054
Just fuck the Flareon instead, duh.

>> No.70486253

>>70486054
Did you fuck the plush yet?

>> No.70486255

>>70486177
*sour grapes

>> No.70486256
File: 252 KB, 1464x2048, 1690098755911483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486256

>> No.70486258

>Mamarissa secretly hates Rissa

>> No.70486270

>>70486177
retard

>> No.70486276

>>70486218
Nerissa's mother is grass ah ah ah ah

>> No.70486273

>>70486220
some of my best friends are white

>> No.70486280

>>70486054
Coward

>> No.70486281

>>70486241
Biboo is a known serial groomer

>> No.70486282

>>70486220
this is a no nigger zone

>> No.70486288

biboo is a child

>> No.70486290

>>70486054
damn nigga
sell it on ebay
don't treat yourself like that, man

>> No.70486295

BIBOO DON'T DO IT THEY'RE GONNA KIDNAP YOU

>> No.70486299

>>70486255
He who was never tasted grapes says sour

>> No.70486300
File: 1.64 MB, 1855x1023, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486300

BROS LOOK WHAT I GOT

>> No.70486314

>>70486177
honestly it's either lust or pure hatred, very weird

>> No.70486316

>>70486241
it's mutual

>> No.70486319

>>70485897
Crying on members stream.

>> No.70486322

ok *drizzle straberry syrup on my dick*

>> No.70486324
File: 8 KB, 153x129, 1691500681744463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486324

>>70486186
She had a boyfriend too but treated me like some kind of backup I guess? She never ended up leaving him before we left college and I never spoke to her again
I am in a better place now

>> No.70486320

>>70486246
whats wrong with you

>> No.70486326

>adopt me
kek

>> No.70486332

ope

>> No.70486341

>>70486151
this woman and people like her are the backbone of the strongest country in the history of the world

>> No.70486346

Biboo is definitely grooming people to be her parents.

>> No.70486350

>>70486256
Cutie~!

>> No.70486357

>>70486276
4ch stormy ah ah

>> No.70486359

>>70486300
Sex

>> No.70486360

OFFICIALLY ADOPTED

>> No.70486361

>>70486258
we all do

>> No.70486364

>>70486054
Jesus Christ anon, just burn the plushie or give to some hospital or something

>> No.70486370

>>70486054
Hey, maybe one day you will find someone to give it to

>> No.70486373

>>70486010
>>70486090
This poll has been up for more than an hour and this stream has been at a 30k+ CCV for basically it's entirety
It's very likely that 20k people have cycled through

>> No.70486372

>It's slike the Cherub came in
Jesa

>> No.70486377
File: 577 KB, 1800x2400, 1678286008258263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486377

>>70485093
>mom says "we almost never talk despite living in the same house"
>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercise as well so she can make her desk work 100x easier
>immediately tells me "no" because "I don't understand computers" with a proud face as if that was a good thing

>> No.70486383

>nerissa is actually jealous of the reaction she had to biboo

>> No.70486392

>>70486054
what the actual fuck lol

>> No.70486394

>>70486341
that woman is not filipino

>> No.70486407

>>70486220
>>>/nijien/

>> No.70486410
File: 193 KB, 1080x464, Screenshot_20240303_031342_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486410

>Meanwhile, i just got this notification

>> No.70486419

>the slight pause as biboo decides how to react to white people food

>> No.70486424

>Mamarissa approves of yandere Nerissa

>> No.70486428
File: 755 KB, 680x838, 1701301902158618.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486428

>>70486300
Why does she stand like that?

>> No.70486434
File: 34 KB, 515x748, No.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486434

>>70486324
That doesn't matter at all. You could have just given her a gift, gauged her reaction, if she thought it was weird you had a fucking out by just saying you were getting her back for the manga. RETARD. RETARD.

>> No.70486433

>to get sleepy
KEK

>> No.70486441

>>70486377
Anon do you really honestly actually factually unironically believe you can teach a mom coding?

>> No.70486444

Kronii knows a surprising amount about fish.

>> No.70486443
File: 23 KB, 366x183, Nerissa poll 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486443

>>70486373
I don't think that's it

>> No.70486457

DOWN
DOWN
DOWN
BY THE RIVER
it's so good it's true

>> No.70486458

tell me, why does biboo wear the pacifier

>> No.70486465

>>70486377
anon, I say this with all respect, people throw the term “autistic” around here. But trying to bond with your mom by teaching her Python is genuinely just like you’re incapable of understanding what it’d be like to be another human being not like yourself

>> No.70486467

>>70486324
>I am in a better place now
you're here though

>> No.70486471

>>70486206
All I heard is that Nerissa will settle for a substantial fertile man.

>> No.70486474

>>70485929
I dropped out but now I have no idea what to do with my life. I wasted my youth chasing a dream which amounted to nothing. I am a crude, miserable and vulgar husk of a man completely devoid of drive or ambition.

>> No.70486476

>>70486054
>>70486186
explode normalfaggots
2D > 3DPD

>> No.70486473

>>70486324
Ohhhb you were the nice guy friend.

>> No.70486478

Biboo will never survive her first midwestern supper.

>> No.70486482

>>70486410
zozzle

>> No.70486488

MAMARISSA SHOULD BECOME A VTUBER HAHA

>> No.70486489
File: 1.30 MB, 1404x869, yeah lmao it'll be awesome.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486489

>>70486428
A showing of her charisma.

>> No.70486491

>>70486377
>teaching your tech illiterate mom python
anon... your autism...

>> No.70486495

>I'm super proud of you
I wish my mom would say that to me...

>> No.70486503
File: 334 KB, 2048x1621, 5A8500C7-581D-42CD-BF65-AFC952F6DCB9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486503

This woman wants grandkids.

>> No.70486505

>>70486324
You are on /vt/ blogging. You arent in a better place stop kidding yourself

>> No.70486507

>>70486410
LOL

>> No.70486512

>>70486377
>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercise
You're retarded kek

>> No.70486518

>>70486419
White people food is the best. Don't care what any shitskin says.

>> No.70486523

>>70486478
True

>> No.70486528

>>70486444
She used to go fishing a lot, with her dad iirc

>> No.70486531

>>70486476
Your bloodline is weak and you will not survive the winter.

>> No.70486536
File: 5 KB, 220x254, AAAAAAAAAAA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486536

>>70486467
Oh god oh fuck

>> No.70486539

>>70486410
>call me next week
man...

>> No.70486540

>>70486503
She has grandkids.

>> No.70486543
File: 123 KB, 463x453, 1687802302018317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486543

>>70486377
>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercise
there is no way this is real

>> No.70486548
File: 201 KB, 611x610, 1634920702996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486548

COURT TIME

>> No.70486552

>>70486540
she wants more

>> No.70486551

>>70486503
why are older women so sexy...

>> No.70486556

>>70486441
I tried using what I know for the family bonding, ok?! It's better than just giving up without trying like she did

>> No.70486558

>>70486324
Ah she was just treating you nicely like a friend. It's good that you had your expectations set properly but you still should've given the gift as a friend. If only to reciprocate the random manga gift

>> No.70486559

>>70486503
good god

>> No.70486565
File: 662 KB, 2288x3196, bijou (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486565

>>70486458
she's a big guy

>> No.70486568

>>70486503
Too bad, she's getting more kids instead.

>> No.70486569

All of this reminds me of when Ina talked to Kobo in her birthday stream for some reason.

>> No.70486571

>>70486377
>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercise
Anon please...

>> No.70486570

>>70486474
>a man completely devoid of drive or ambition
he's just like me frfr

>> No.70486573

>>70486377
cook something together, go out and enjoy a day off together. THIS NIGGA CHOOSES TO TEACH HIS MOM HOW TO CODE WHAT A FUCKING AUTIST

>> No.70486583

>>70486410
fuck I feel so sad for her

>> No.70486584

>>70485093
my mom played need for speed II with me in the ps1, good times
fuck now I miss her

>> No.70486585

Why don't you try bonding with your mothers doing something THEY like?

>> No.70486589

>>70485093
I brought over my Quest 3 that I got myself for christmas when i was over at my parents for dinner one time.

My dad and mom gave a simple mixed-reality shooting game a go, and it was honestly kinda nice to see them have fun with it and compare their scores after

>> No.70486593

>>70486410
I haven't been following Shiori, what the fuck happened?

>> No.70486598
File: 231 KB, 1305x1398, 1622127974882.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486598

>>70486503
>All those pubes leaking through the underwear
YES

>> No.70486601

>>70486565
>>70486565
>>70486565
>>70486565

>> No.70486611

>get up little doggie
kek

>> No.70486612

>>70486503
pubes sticking from her panties
HOT HOT HOT

>> No.70486617

>do we like country
Yes, I line dance every week and listen to “old boots new dirt”

>> No.70486624

Nah mom I listen to Kawaiikute Gomen and IDOL.

>> No.70486630

>>70486551
Older Women have the ability to pretend like cute young girls. Proof: See Mio, Korone, Botan

>> No.70486628

>>70486556
Just invite her out to dinner or something anon

>> No.70486633

>country
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

>> No.70486638
File: 1.20 MB, 1054x584, 1654479963757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486638

>>70482126
my beloved

>> No.70486641

>>70486377
Look, MAYBE this was a kinda good idea in theory, like, some simple things to make office work easier?

>> No.70486642

>Country music karaoke
Please no

>> No.70486643

>>70485871
Vets have have an insanely high suicide rate.

>> No.70486651
File: 71 KB, 1024x775, 1696588756779030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486651

>getup little doggy

>> No.70486649

>>70486556
No, she did the right thing and I feel bad for her, having a son like you.

>> No.70486653

Mamarissa used to polish her pearl to Kenny Rogers

>> No.70486652

Is this a Jojo reference?

>> No.70486654

>>get up little doggie
Wat, kek

>> No.70486659

>>70486503
the pubes sticking out is yucky

>> No.70486663

Mamarissa and Mamamori duet karaoke when?

>> No.70486666
File: 710 KB, 831x1075, hololive mio angry 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486666

Please tell me it's good country like Patsy Cline.

>> No.70486669

>>70486174
Why are you bringing up Mumei? Is this your short-sighted attempt at a dig at the person you're replying to because you think he's a hooman?

>> No.70486673

>>70485934
>>70486319
Poor Shiori, hope things gets better for her...

>> No.70486672

Bonney rape?

>> No.70486676
File: 192 KB, 1125x1500, 1703548326847425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486676

>> No.70486681

>>70486601
>4 (you)
heh

>> No.70486684

>>70486377
you can't be serious anon, at least buy her a switch with animal crossing or something easy, why the fuck would you try to teach programming to you tech illiterate mom?

>> No.70486686

>>70486000
I will masturbate to this later

>> No.70486691

>>70486503
ARE THOSE

>> No.70486692

>>70486394
Based.

>> No.70486694

>>70486633
the TOSS format in Yugioh outlasted the confederacy

>> No.70486704
File: 1.31 MB, 1162x700, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486704

>>70486300
I've been enjoying myself a lot

>> No.70486711

>>70486593
Her parents bullied her, neglected her, dont care about what happens to her, etc.

>> No.70486715

>>70486467
Kek

>> No.70486720
File: 12 KB, 320x320, 1647665593989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486720

>>70486503
ay cabron

>> No.70486723

>>70486174
fair

>> No.70486729

>cheap trick
based

>> No.70486739

>I like Dolly Parton
OF COURSE SHE WOULD

>> No.70486742
File: 2.16 MB, 320x180, mikolmao[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fa7w5a7.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486742

>>70486377
>>I try teaching her Python as a family bonding exercise
How did you POSSIBLY think that would work out?

>> No.70486748

>mamarissa invented CDs

>> No.70486756

>>70486377
you should’ve tried to teach her rust or ocaml. she probably hates you because you picked a shit tier programming language

>> No.70486765
File: 26 KB, 463x453, 1695639193630049.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486765

I'm the only anon with a nice mom that I have a good relationship with

>> No.70486766

>>70486593
asian mom

>> No.70486771

>stop reading the chat
she's afraid she will read those kind of comments...

>> No.70486779

>>70486300
>>70486704
Whats this? (If I cant still get the Hololive girls I don't care)

>> No.70486791

>>70486711
Is it because she stuck to a non traditional job for all these years?

>> No.70486793
File: 15 KB, 221x262, 1706850234564273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486793

I live in the same region as Nerissa and seeing people gush over basic family love is just astonishing to me
This is literally like every weekend for me

>> No.70486795

>>70486649
This anon is lashing out cus his mom hates him

>> No.70486801

Why are midwestern women so sweet

>> No.70486813

>mamarissa was encouraged to be a country singer
this entire family has idol built in to their genetics

>> No.70486817

>>70486711
Jesas, I wonder how Shiori feels when seeing a family like Nerissa's

>> No.70486819

>>70486765
But what about your father?

>> No.70486833

>>70486711
As someone in a similar situation I don't really feel bad when others have a functioning family. Not sure why anons are saying this about shiori

>> No.70486836

>>70486793
You're very lucky friend, I hope you hug your mother today

>> No.70486842

>>70486791
Nah from young age already

>> No.70486864 [SPOILER] 
File: 73 KB, 1170x1467, 56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486864

I'm spoiling this because it's a picture of a 3D woman, but I keep thinking of this humorous image while watching this stream

>> No.70486869

>>70486324
why the fuck were you pursuing her at all if she had a bf? and you let yourself get strung along too?
God I hate pathetic guys like you so much

>> No.70486868

>>70486793
I makes you wonder how bad city people in US really have it...

>> No.70486870
File: 120 KB, 595x700, 1631318397510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486870

>>70486801
they haven't had to deal with Black People

>> No.70486872

>>70486779
https://twitter.com/CounterSideGBL/status/1762742516766716206
It goes on for almost the whole month, you probably have time.

>> No.70486878
File: 58 KB, 800x900, hololive mio angry 49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486878

Harper County PTA, you retard.

>> No.70486879

>>70486711
..I can save her...

>> No.70486882

>>70486813
we just call them singers in america bro we dont call them idols here

>> No.70486885
File: 124 KB, 873x954, I fucked up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486885

>>70486054

>> No.70486891

Is Shiori's mom like most asian moms and disappointed in her coalburner daughter?

>> No.70486898

Mamarissa... please save Shiori...

>> No.70486897

>>70486813
Idol/Breeding Factory Multiclass build.

>> No.70486903

>>70486791
should've been a doctor or a lawyer

>> No.70486907
File: 369 KB, 906x859, 1669756269172983.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486907

Me and my mom go to the movies sometimes. (She never watches the prequels to any of these movies but she likes to spend time with me)
She buys me Macdonalds on the way home, I'm almost 30

>> No.70486909

>>70486795
No, I love my Maman and Papan very much thank you.

>> No.70486912

>>70486817
Not too hard to imagine, because it must be what I am feeling right now.

>> No.70486915

>>70486765
oh yeah? I have a nice relationship with both my mom AND dad!

>> No.70486919
File: 128 KB, 512x512, 1684792262273279.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486919

>>70486377
>I tried teaching my mom Python as a family bonding exercise

>> No.70486924

>>70486765
i have a great relationship with both of my parents. they're the best

>> No.70486940

>>70486779
Counterside, you can get one freebie per holo event they do (except IRyS who is cash-only)

>> No.70486946
File: 1.57 MB, 2594x2225, __shiori_novella_and_shiori_novella_hololive_and_1_more_drawn_by_yoko_yukine04__fecbaa1ef17e1ded08c3f01144bcb7a1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486946

>>70486593
Her relationship with her parents isn't very good. Sounds like the typical overbearing Asian parents that are impossible to please no matter how well you do.

>> No.70486956

>>70486793
You're lucky. Take care of your family when you can.

>> No.70486961
File: 1.17 MB, 560x630, AnyaCowboy[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F2rxjot.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70486961

>> No.70486977

>>70485093
There’s no way you actually thought that’s just be something anyone would be into, did you?

>> No.70486981

>>70486879
Unironically the only way to save Shiori is to give her a family

>> No.70486986

she's a good midwestern woman who listens to johnny cash

>> No.70486989

Enter Piss Demon

>> No.70486999

ENTER
little MAN

>> No.70487008

>>70486833
I'm just feeling envious

>> No.70487018

I think Nerissa force fed her mom to pick biboo as her oshi because there's no way she would pick biboo over gura in Hololive

>> No.70487020

>>70486946
>overbearing Asian parents
Not just that but also overtly religious parents.

>> No.70487026

>>70486765
luv my parents
simple as
wish I didn't have to move so far away for work. been about 3 years so hoping i can find a new job closer to them again

>> No.70487030
File: 65 KB, 377x381, 1665353668221754.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487030

>>70486885

>> No.70487033

mori fat

>> No.70487035

my aunt was John Denver’s highschool sweetheart

>> No.70487040

>>70486801
Not all of them are, ask Uki

>> No.70487051

>>70486885
Holy fucking shit

>> No.70487055
File: 1.02 MB, 1350x1432, __tokoyami_towa_hololive_drawn_by_kukie_nyan__c07dfb052aded99f7a6dfa95655ba5f5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487055

I made basque cheesecake for my mom today it was good thank you for reading my blog

>> No.70487057
File: 1.30 MB, 1483x2214, 1695312234981927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487057

>> No.70487067
File: 99 KB, 330x404, hololive fauna meme 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487067

>>70486765
I have a pretty good relationship with my mother. My taste in music is like 80 percent identical to hers (she doesn't know a lot about classical, which I really enjoy.)

>> No.70487070
File: 75 KB, 480x852, 1707634795995043.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487070

>>70486885
fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.70487076
File: 1.00 MB, 782x1105, 1677771349176718.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487076

>>70486961
So true queen go off Anya

>> No.70487082

>>70486981
Shiori bullying and neglecting our child because that's all she knows LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.70487085

when are ame's, mumei's, and shiori's parents going to be on a stream?

>> No.70487091

>>70487018
Rissa's mother watches streams and Gura doesn't stream.

>> No.70487093

>>70487055
based

>> No.70487100

>>70486891
Not now, Selenfag

>> No.70487108

>>70486864
hagfas will look at this and say "hell yeah"

>> No.70487109

>that Mel forgot
WHO'S MEL?

>> No.70487115 [DELETED] 

>>70486946
all she had to do was not fuck black guys

>> No.70487121

>>70486377
I relate.
I once tried to show a girl I liked some of my programming work. She ignored me.

>> No.70487125

>>70487070
weird looking tako

>> No.70487126

1500 CAM ON

>> No.70487130

>>70487091
Kek

>> No.70487132

>>70486946
Imagine being a daughter to strict Asian Christian parents and not becoming a doctor or lawyer.

>> No.70487133

I spent my childhood bouncing between my parents, relatives who didn't want me, and the foster care system. Due to child abuse. By the time I was living with them regularly it was because I started hitting back.

Do I win a prize?

>> No.70487135

>>70484915
>Anon, do you seriously think they could keep up with
yes BAU BAU

>> No.70487140
File: 164 KB, 463x453, 1616538263274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487140

>>70486885
>I'll never experience this
I don't know how to feel about this

>> No.70487142

>>70486552
There's another on the way

>> No.70487146

>>70486885
Jesus fucking christ spoiler this shit

>> No.70487150
File: 235 KB, 1920x1080, GE0QPr8WgAA7l68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487150

>>70486940
>IRyS is the EXCLUSIVE premium-only Hololive unit
What did Korean gacha devs mean by this?

>> No.70487147

>>70486885
how do you not hang yourself after that

>> No.70487155

>>70486885
Ah shit that hurts

>> No.70487157

>>70487055
based

>> No.70487165
File: 702 KB, 1920x1080, 1683338184433457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487165

>> No.70487167
File: 3.88 MB, 640x640, 1708009627192716.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487167

>>70487091
KEK

>> No.70487168
File: 829 KB, 2894x4093, __yozora_mel_hololive_drawn_by_shinomiya_shino_sinosino141__9005d00023e261e4fd3cbb1cd180e9c5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487168

>>70487109
SAY.
HER.
NAME.

>> No.70487174

>>70486885
Holy fuck thats bleak. I feel ill relating to what that must have felt like. He just needed to check.....
maybe he called her....and they had a happy end....right....?

>> No.70487177

>>70486885
jesus fucking christ

>> No.70487185

Mamarissa talking about advent

>> No.70487188

>>70486801
Family values

>> No.70487189

>>70487018
pretty sure it’s just as simple as biboo is PG13 and streams and gura is straight up sexual sometimes and doesn’t really stream

>> No.70487196

>>70486885
fucking shit...

>> No.70487195

>>70487132
>asian woman
>doctor
lol

>> No.70487197
File: 59 KB, 1000x1000, 1683191083242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487197

I'm from western Canada and this stream feels pleasantly familiar.

>> No.70487198

>>70487018
>biboo over gura
Maybe if Gura streams

>> No.70487199

having your family, especially your parents, on stream sounds like a fucking MEGA YAB waiting to happen when they inadvertently let slip their real name or some other personal detail

>> No.70487208
File: 209 KB, 850x1202, sadpol[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fpp6vut.ogg].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487208

>>70485093
Last time I played anything with my parents was 15 years ago just before middle school, right before they got too busy with work to have time to really do anything with me and my brother
We never really did anything after that, and I was never good about reaching out or talking about things I liked, so I'd kinda shy away after that point when my mother tried talking to me about my hobbies a while after that
The playful bond was just sorta dead, and I never knew how to reconnect and I just shrunk more and more into myself, never really going out and just playing games online alone in my room

>> No.70487210

>>70486885
Not even close, that nigga done FUCKED up

>> No.70487212

mamarissa likes them young

>> No.70487213

>>70487133
yeah your prize is trauma

>> No.70487211

>>70486885
Holy shit just reading this makes me want to off myself

>> No.70487220

>>70486885
Never post this traumatizing shit again, jesus FUCK

>> No.70487219

>>70486864
>>70487108
Hell yeah.

>> No.70487221

Mama rissa's eggs

>> No.70487222 [DELETED] 

>>70486711
next time think about before being BLACKED and let your family know

>> No.70487238

SHE LIKES SHIORI

SAVE HER MOM

>> No.70487247

I
MISS
AME!

>> No.70487246
File: 4.00 MB, 1280x720, FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fcaf49l.mp3].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
70487246

Man I love Fauna

>> No.70487252

>>70487195
sorry, he meant marry a doctor or lawyer

>> No.70487253

My Ina :)

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action