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>> No.70418569
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.70418580 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

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>> No.70418619
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>>70418580
SNIFFFFF

>> No.70418621
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My mommy says I have to go to bed early tonight...

>> No.70418696
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>>70418621
don't let the insomnia bite

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>> No.70418983
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70418983

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.70419053
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I love Gura the most!

>> No.70419444

Odds Gura streams soon
Evens Gura steams never

>> No.70419627

>>70419444
oh no her bladder

>> No.70419996
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70419996

would Gura like it if I told her I started lifting because I want to princess carry her?

>> No.70420139
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>>70419444
WHY

>> No.70420312

>>70419996
Probably internally, but It's a 50/50 if she would really react to it on stream.

>> No.70420534
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>>70419444

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>> No.70421475
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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.70421486

It's weird that she hasn't liked anything or said anything for over 9 days. None of the other members are like this. Why is it that only chumbuds are the ones that have to be away from their oshi for so long?

>> No.70421954
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>> No.70422025

>>70421486
Poseidon gives his silliest battles to his craziest warriors.

>> No.70422219 [DELETED] 
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>>70422025
yeah, poseidon..

>> No.70422453

This girl owes me marriage! ToT

>> No.70422875

>>70421954
*touch*

>> No.70422982
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>>70421486
>None of the other members are like this
Ame has been gone for two weeks after a stress+homework members post that came after a week of no streams during which she said she would stream, during a month in which she said she would be free to stream, and before this morning or so the only thing she liked in the interim was the elden ring dlc announcement
THEY ARE

>> No.70423308

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.70423918

>>70422982
Yeah, teamates are getting the same stuff we're used to more and more.

>> No.70424600
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Berry warm, berry nice

>> No.70424639
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>>70418557
Sorry Gura, I... I didn't mean to...

>> No.70424797

>>70424600
whats the tank puppy made of?

>> No.70424981
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My pet lizard died today...

>> No.70425022

>>70424981
It wasn't the chameleon, right?

>> No.70425120
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>>70424981
can I eat it?

>> No.70425270
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>>70421486
>admits they're not a chumbud
>goes to /ggg/ anyway
>went through the effort of looking up info not known off hand
>crafted a narrative that would sperate chumbuds from the other fan groups while attacking their oshi at the same time
Do people actually fall for this shit?

>> No.70425273

>>70424981
Skewer and roast him. He would have wanted that
>>70424797
Bronze

>> No.70425328

>>70424981
Feed it to your pet carp

>> No.70425426

>>70425328
you have a pet carp? what does it eat? lizards?

>> No.70425877
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>>70425270
I mean, you gave him a (You) and that's all he's really after.

>> No.70426262
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>>70425022
My chameleon is doing pretty well actually

>> No.70426439

i miss having a cat I hope I can get one again soon

>> No.70426635
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>>70426439
My cat died from cancer. I don't want another one, but I saw a stray cat today, and it didn't run away from me as I walked past. I wonder if it would have let me pet it.

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>> No.70427389
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>> No.70427450
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>> No.70427449
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>> No.70427531

>>70427492
surely there is a second version of this, right?

>> No.70427658
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>>70427449
Oyasame

>> No.70427746
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70427746

wife (mine)

>> No.70427783
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>>70427449
goob morning

>> No.70427986

>>70427335
Gura in 20 years, IF she squandered her wealth

>> No.70428025

She is on my mind 24/7, I just love her so much.

>> No.70428406

>>70427449
sleep tight buddy

>> No.70428538
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>>70427783

>> No.70428615

>>70427986
Dumbass, that's Gura a few years ago.

>> No.70428772

>>70428615
looks taller and older than Gura, maybe falling into the fountain of youth doesn't last forever.

>> No.70429128
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>>70425270
>admits they're not a chumbud
Tell me, you stupid ESL bastard, where exactly did I say I wasn't a chumbud? Do you not know what talking in the third person is?
I know you're a fucking ESL retard because I even know the mistake you made. You thought that "their" meant that I was talking about others, but here's a free lesson, you subhuman faggot: You can't refer to a group you're a part of in the third person and then say "our".
Saying "chumbuds are away from our oshi" when you yourself are a chumbud sounds ESL and retarded as fuck.
Learn English, you stupid prick.

>> No.70429163
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Child

>> No.70429243

>>70422982
That's a fair point, but they're still getting something, and even when Ame says that she'll be away for breaks, she usually comes back with guerrilla streams. The problem is, Gura's been away for months, and was supposed to have been back, while Ame is still going through her break, but coming back all the time in short bursts.

>> No.70429274

>>70429128
Everyone can tell you aren't a chumbud.

>> No.70429292

>>70424981
Sorry to hear that, anon. You should give him a viking funeral.

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>>70429274
Everyone can tell you're an ESL street-shitting, cow dung-bathing, river diarrhea-drinking, mudhut-living, third-world baboon.

>> No.70429596

Even though all of it was true, you aren't worth a potential 3 day.

>> No.70429623
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>[Deleted]

>> No.70429647

>>70429623
>>70429596

>> No.70429734
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>>70418557
Gura when she saw sushi sponsorship

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>> No.70429847

It's kind of weird that she's using a decapitated, dissected and flayed chumbud as a blanket for one of the Sushiro figures.

>> No.70429900

>>70429847
that's me

>> No.70429945

>>70429900
Then you should physically emulate it IRL.

>> No.70430329
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More Deep Rock Galactic soon?

>> No.70430383
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>>70429847
how new?

>> No.70430396

>>70430329
yes, once Kiara decides to tardwrangle her

>> No.70430436

my plane leaves for japan in a week but I can't stop watching plane crash videos

>> No.70430457

>>70430436
ever watch final destination?

>> No.70430514

>>70429847
You haven't seen what Ina did to her tako

>> No.70430544

>>70430457
yea 1 thru 4 i think
first two were pretty good

>> No.70430707

>>70430383
That's me, penetrated by my sharkwife, she does that nightly.

>> No.70430782
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>>70430707

>> No.70431656

Pedos

>> No.70431683
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>>70431656
Aw, how sweet of you.

>> No.70431766
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>>70431656

>> No.70432098
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>>70431656

>> No.70432193

Ketamin with a fembud

>> No.70432594

>>70429792
This has to be one of the top 10 rarest georges in circulation, nice.

>> No.70433292
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Two weeks until holofes!

>> No.70433316
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>> No.70433626
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3.5 years in and she's only grown more distant over time. Gura doesn't feel any desire or need to talk to us and we aren't part of her life. It didn't use to be like this. It used to be that she couldn't wait to stream or try something new and would seriously worry what we would think if she were gone for a even just a few days.

>> No.70433659
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I will hold this tiny hand and never let her go.

>> No.70434007
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Would you lose if you get used as a toy by Gura?
https://files.catbox.moe/mid8uu.png

>> No.70434038

>>70434007
makechau

>> No.70434073

>>70434007
when will the doujin be out T o T
i need it so bad

>> No.70434156
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>>70434007
Oh my
oh my oh my oh my

>> No.70434254
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>>70434156
Gura marry me please.

>> No.70434282
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I just arrived Japan, which means my chance of encountering Gura is increased from 0.1 to 1%. Later losers I am marrying Gura.

>> No.70434314

>>70434282
this is over a year old, come back with a timestamp next sis

>> No.70434348
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>>70434282
Im jealous, I kinda ruined my plans to go to holofes this year. Gura is committed to me though, so don't get your hopes up.

>> No.70434359
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>>70434282
You'll still never be able to find the opsec queen. Because I am there always watching over her and protecting her.

>> No.70434397

>>70434359
i hate how fruity that portray of chumbuds is.

>> No.70434498

>>70434397
Businessbud isn't fruity anon.

>> No.70434594
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.70434744

>>70434007
jesus fuck that cunny juice dripping on her tail ToT

>> No.70434853

>>70434594
samen

>> No.70434978

>>70433659
Imagine the handjobs.

>> No.70434988

>>70434498
Businessbud is definitely gay given his lanky appearance.

>> No.70435000
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>> No.70435030
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>> No.70435041
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Please try to contain your horni for my daughterwife at least a little bit, thank you. Too much horni makes her uncomfortable.

>> No.70435043

It's been two weeks since Gura's last stream. Even if she leaves tomorrow, it doesn't take 336 hours to calm oneself to leave on a trip or prepare everything. She has had tons of time to do whatever she wants just like during the months she was away.

When asking oneself, "what has Gura been doing these past 14 days"?, it's easy to default into assuming the best or what you want to be true. You probably envision her relaxing in her room, watching youtube videos, maybe playing a game or reading a book. Maybe you think about her going to dance classes and coming home to an empty house/apartment aside from her cat. Or maybe you imagine her talking to her parents or baking or practicing new songs to sing.
This is naive and hopeless romanticism. You know that none of that is true. You know that she will never talk about what she is really doing during all these days she is gone just like she didn't talk about her 5 months long break and you know exactly why that is.

>> No.70435078

>>70435041
uncomfortably horny

>> No.70435079
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>>70434988
Is this more to your liking, "totally not gay"bud?

>> No.70435106

>>70435079
now that is a straight bud who can dominate gura

>> No.70435120

buttbuddies are out in force tonight

>> No.70435177
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I see someone's really desperate for chumbie's (You)s again.
Doushio...

>> No.70435182

>>70435120
He's upset his 12th catalog thread of the day got taken down.

>> No.70435193

>>70435182
I'm talking about >>70435079
>>70435106

>> No.70435227

>>70435079
I'm narcissistic so yes.

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>>70435193
Oh, Gura loves buttbuds anyway. She gets excited when they kith...

>> No.70435266

The unarchived karaoke was on the 17th.
Two weeks and she isn't even in Japan. She's completely checked out of hololive and hasn't done anything for two weeks.

>> No.70435296
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Give me all of your headpat images. Because my daughterwife is a good girl.

>> No.70435318

schizo please, stop trying so hard
nobody cares about your trite ramblings

>> No.70435331 [DELETED] 

>Don't worry, guys. She's definitely been alone and by herself for the past half month. How do I know? I-I just d-do, okay?

>> No.70435358

Who is the cuckschizo quoting?

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>>70435358
That's the thing with schizos, isn't it? They hear voices in their heads?

>> No.70435553
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I just love her.

>> No.70435573
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>>70435425
The only cute schizo is my adorable wife Gura. These ones will never get the same love and attention as I give her and it upsets them.
That's actually sad, what the hell.

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What skills do you buds have? I can eat a two-bite brownie with one bite.

>> No.70435751

3 hours out of 336 is less than 1%. Chumbuds aren't even worth one percent of Gura's time.
I really thought she was going to Japan last week and that's why she fucked off again. I believed her when she said she was anxious about traveling soon. But she stretched the truth again and "soon" meant almost a fucking month away, apparently.
All she does is lie. Just like with Valentines. Just like with her break. Just like with pretty much the entirety of everything she promised last year.

>> No.70435827

>>70434988
Have you never worn a suit before? They're supposed to be slimming while giving you that V silhouette.

>> No.70435862

hey schizo, this is not your personal therapy thread
go and post your whiney garbage elsewhere

>> No.70435891

Gura fucks off and doesn't give a single shit about her fans. She doesn't communicate. It's sociopathic and ungrateful.
There is no excuse. There is literally none. She's just a shitty, ungrateful person.
No one else does this to their fans, not even vshojo or nijien whores. Gura has her own "private life", (what an obvious euphemism on her part) and it's increasingly getting in the way of her being in hololive and streaming. If your "private life" means that much to you to the point you can't even spare 1% of your time to your fans, then you should just graduate. You don't belong in hololive.
She just doesn't care.

>> No.70436059

>>70435891
Yet she's still the only vtuber I watch. Get fucked female!

>> No.70436163

>>70436059
Do not entertain him. He is a resident schizo who posts the same shit over and over and over again everytime Gura is gone for longer period of time.

>> No.70436190
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Sometimes the shitposts are so dumb that I find them cute and funny even.
I'm not sure if the goal with these kinds of shitposts is to attempt to actually upset someone and ruin their day, or just make the threads reach bump limit faster. Even though a new thread will be made again shortly after every single time.
I hope it's some kind of bot or they really are wasting their time right now.

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She's too powerful to be left alive...

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>> No.70436526

>>70436255
What have you done

>> No.70436613

>>70421954
2 more weeks, I think

>> No.70436636

>>70436406
me

>> No.70436671
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This is the girl I will marry.

>> No.70436701

>>70436636
That feels really good Gura, keep doing what you're doing.

>> No.70436704

>>70425426
Some vegatation and smaller animal, mostly insect

>> No.70437020
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She's the same same desu

>> No.70438194
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All this pet talk. I've often fantasized about owning a "domesticated" fox, I love those things. But I know it's still not worth it.

>> No.70438594

She's the love of my life!

>> No.70438956

>>70418557
i miss gura

i hope she is okay

>> No.70439031
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h...hi chumbie

>> No.70439310

>>70438956
Aim better next time.

>> No.70439374
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I have never actually loved anyone before, she is somehow the first girl I have ever felt strong feelings of love for a girl before.
My patience for my shark wife is limitless, I love her so much.
I still am human and my deepest feelings sometimes look something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfttIcWRP4U
Yet I never let it get out of line.
But seriously, I've never went "menhera" and at this point I can confidently say I never will.
I just wanted to post this song because it was playing in my car on the way home from work this morning and I was getting into it, don't pay me too much mind.

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>> No.70440624
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chumbuds...your oshi is a child...

>> No.70441516
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What the chumbies doing? I'm late going to bed because I'm a night shifter and it's my Friday night basically.
I almost don't want to go to bed but I'm tired now.

>> No.70441721
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>> No.70441824

she didnt come back just to use us for her lolikami cover and then just leave again right cause that would suck a lot

>> No.70442354

>>70436190
I find funny how 90 percent of the shitposting went away when the Niji stuff broke last month. Also it obvious that it's less about attacking Gura and more about attacking Hololive.

>> No.70443281

The day will come when you regret not being a feistybud.

>> No.70443380
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>>70440624
And we wouldn't have it any other way.

>> No.70444277
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70444277

I want to sexually bully and ryona this thing T u T

>> No.70444335

>>70443281
Nah, probably not. I'm too ojisan to sperg over no streams.

>> No.70444406

>>70443380
Is this a life-sized custom Gura doll? Do you have more pics?

>> No.70445043
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>> No.70445106
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>>70444406
Yes and yes

>> No.70445386
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>women get social media
>social media creates access (or illusion of access) to highest quality males
>women reject below average males turning them into losers
>losers slide into sexual deviancy including loli shit
>companies use losers and their loneliness to peddle a product
>a woman plays a role of a loli to get money from losers
>losers buy into the product
>woman continues to play the role but sees the losers she and other women created and gets disgusted by having to appeal to their fucked up loli fetish
>woman gets burned out
>losers now lose their loli icon they can give money to
Interesting complex emergent pattern.

>> No.70445710

>>70445386
go back to your shithole board

>> No.70445839

>>70445710
>oh no he said the truth I don't want to acknowledge

>> No.70446157

>>70445386
Dang, you need to get laid badly...

>> No.70446236

Goob morning retards

>> No.70446247

>>70445106
Very cool

>> No.70446435

>>70445106
Post a lewd one

>> No.70446538
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>>70446236
Goob morning faggot

>> No.70446733 [SPOILER] 
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>>70446247
Thanks chumbud, always happy to have some positivity and good convos in the general.

>>70446435
I got you fellow chumbud.

>> No.70446893

Well she didn't end up cameo'ing in Bae's bday events, which of the remaining Promise bdays this month do you think she'll show up for? I'll put some chips on Fauna.

>> No.70447521
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70447521

Good evening gentlemen. Allow me to be the first to say Gur Gombus. Gurgur gom gom. Her Gur Gur her. Hergerher.

>> No.70448607
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70448607

Booba huhaha

>> No.70448883

>>70443380
what happened to this guy
did he get mobilized?

>> No.70449146

Did taiwan mind break them or something? All of the schizos are here now

>> No.70450526 [SPOILER] 
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>>70448883
No thankfully, my wife and I, our family and friends are safe and well thank you. I pop up into the general from time to time and lurk as well.

>> No.70450596

>>70449146
It doesn't matter, my love for Gura always pulls through all of the nonsense.

>> No.70450793
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>>70448607
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

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>>70434594
samen

>> No.70451191

>>70436671
why did she lie like that?

>> No.70451977

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive 5th fes. Capture the Moment?

>> No.70452070
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>>70450526
If you're really him then I'm glad you're okay chumbie.

>> No.70452159

>>70429128
yikes

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>>70444277

>> No.70452921

>>70436671
Thats my shark daughterwifegurandma

>> No.70453103

JWU. We cool?

>> No.70453125
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>>70436671
That's my Gurandma.

>> No.70453138

>>70440624
Yes TuT

>> No.70453494
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>>70452070
It's really me, and thank you fellow chumbud. I really appreciate that.

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>>70453103
ice cold

>> No.70454035
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>>70453103
Ye.

>> No.70454375
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cool dino passing through

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>>70444277
Why are you posting such a low res version?

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70455320

Call me paranoid, but I got a bad feeling going on

>> No.70455410

>>70455320
stop holding your poop

>> No.70455475 [SPOILER] 
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>>70418621
Sorry but if you want to be called mommy I'm going to have to make you into one for real

>> No.70455847
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>>70455475
get in line, I'm currently occupying her womb for breeding

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>>70444406
>>70446435
>>70446247
NTA, but this guy posts pictures of aotume dolls, and one of them he has is a custom Gura one.
https://twitter.com/porkbelly1kg
In general, I think sex dolls are pretty creepy and hate most pictures I see of them. But I kind of like tasteful/somewhat lewd pictures of dressing them up and posing loli dolls like this. It's kind of like cosplay, but with a mannequin. I suppose it's kind like posing and photographing scenarios with a really big figma. And I guess the photographer must be kind of talented to make the doll seem alive and expressive, because most photos I see of this kind of stuff look lifeless.
I just wish these custom Gura dolls were more on-model because all of them that I've seen look off and weird for some reason. The guy that I linked is the closest looking one I've seen.

>> No.70456261 [SPOILER] 
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>>70456170
another one

>> No.70456376

>>70445386
I don't think Gura likes us anymore, but it's definitely not because of anything to do with loli.

>> No.70456743
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70456743

Gura, please sell premium quality sex dolls of yourself to us!

>> No.70456997

how much do these dolls cost?

>> No.70457171

>>70456997
about a thousand. the lolis are cheaper!

>> No.70457386

>>70457171
would you recommend getting one?

>> No.70457460

>>70457386
idk I'm waiting for Gura to release an official one.

>> No.70457586

>>70457386
If you’re willing to drop a grand, just pay for a whore, chumbie.

>> No.70457766
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>>70456743
Like that shit is so fucking repulsive. At least post ones that are anime style.

>> No.70457921

>>70457766
No, I want mine to be Marie Rose style.

>> No.70458008

>>70457586
that implies I can only use it once/a few times

>> No.70458311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4AB9mkUT2s

>> No.70458341

can't wait to find out she wasn't in Japan until like, 1 day before someone else in hololive reveals having seen her

what bullshit this woman weaves, there's never gonna be a reset moment with her where she goes back to being active ,just brief bursts with less and less power behind them

>> No.70458422

schizo please

>> No.70458458
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Gura, please make a sex doll of yourself in this style. I promise I will give her a lot of love.

>> No.70459034
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Gura streaming today?

>> No.70459117
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>>70459034
yeah, straight down my gullet

>> No.70459128

>>70459034
we can call ourselves lucky if gura starts streaming again after holofes

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>>70459117
>>70459128
I thought so. Have fun in your thread.

>> No.70459398

>>70458311
thanks anon, this made me laugh hard

>> No.70459667

>>70458311
kek

>> No.70459926

Gura is NOT a fart shark

>> No.70460367

>>70459926
gura would fart on your face and call you "fart face"

>> No.70460399

>>70459926
She's a based fart shark.

>> No.70460405
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>>70459926
correct, she's a BASED Fart Shark.

>> No.70460486
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>>70460367
h-hot..

>> No.70461054

chances she's one of the mystery guests at Ina's house right now?

>> No.70461483

>>70461054
Theorizing whoever may be in what is pointless gossip.

>> No.70462526

I'm going to wave to Gura in Japan

>> No.70463024

I'm going to fuck Gura in Japan

>> No.70463165
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70463165

I have once again gotten up way later than I wanted..

>> No.70463268

Inner has guests. Gura might be one of them

>> No.70463434

>>70463268
Guests for what?

>> No.70463584

>>70463434
Sex.

>> No.70463872
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>>70458311
Her cute squeals are like music to my ears. It makes me instinctively need to tease her, but also protect her from everything.

>> No.70464143
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I just want to have sex with her

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>>70461483
>pointless gossip
Welcome to /vt/.
Too bad I'm the only actual man around here and can learn to love and trust my daughterwife.

>> No.70464223
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You can all want sex with Gura as much as you want but only I will have sex with Gura

>> No.70464659
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I hope she's one of the guests for IRyS' 3D live

>> No.70464751

10 days of silence from Gura. Im not counting a manager tweet with no new likes added. That wasn't Gura

>> No.70465174

>>70461054
>>70463268
Where did you see Ina has guests? I checked her Twitter and YT. Didn't see anything

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>> No.70465808
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Chumbies, I found Gura. She's alright.

>> No.70465939
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>>70457766
I'm obviously partial to plush, but this is adorable

>> No.70466065
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Goobs is auditioning for vallure

>> No.70466084

>>70465174
She said on stream she's expecting a guest (singular) on Sunday and that it would mean the planned splat stream might change/be a guerilla. Today she posted the bocchi welcoming gif on Twitter but there's no evidence there's more than one person or that it's gura

>> No.70466146

Do you guys think young Atlantean girls get curious and seek out octopi or squids to experiment with? Do you think Gura might keep one under her bed?

>> No.70466299
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I am deeply in love with this stupid girl.

>> No.70466700

>>70441824
Don't worry, she used you guys for Valentine's Day too

>> No.70466998

>>70466146
No, Gura hates tentacles!

>> No.70467069

>>70466700
It's ok because I used her as a cheap nut T u T

>> No.70467147

>>70466700
This angle you antis use doesn't many any sense. If it was really about "milking people for Valentines day" then a members ASMR isn't really the most profitable.

>> No.70467231

>>70466299
based and same desu

>> No.70467252

>>70467147
she also didn't even shill her valentines merch

>> No.70467323
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Shitposters tend to lash out at chumbies out of fear.
Fear of our love and devotion to her, fear of her. Fear of her's and our power.

>> No.70467407

>>70467252
what valentine merch

>> No.70467578

>>70467407
the new one from this year

>> No.70467622

>>70467147
There are tons of things she could do if she actually cared about the money, she doesn't, which is why it's always funny seeing the retards pretend like that's all she's after.

>> No.70467636

>>70467578
the shitty towel set that barely counts as gura merch? It's like 0.25 gura merch at most.

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>> No.70468255

>>70467886
touch

>> No.70468262

>>70467636
Valentine's card with a message from Gooba, an acrylic stand, the myth towel, and I think there was one other thing, a badge or a sticker or something? I got it cause it was cheap.

>> No.70468381

>>70467886
god I love tenroy's stuff

>> No.70468511
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>>70436671
>...okay emotions, no more!
My daughterwife is so insecure, we all know she is. But man she has so many moments like this that makes me need to hug her. Like her insecurities during the recent ASMR stream.
She's really trying her best for us, buds. And I don't like the ones who haven't learned to be more patient with her.

>> No.70468518

>>70467886
Why couldn't I have a little sister like this? Life isn't fair...

>> No.70469002
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>>70468511
I'm sorry, I'm a needy menhera and I require her presence to stay sane.

>> No.70469176
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>>70469002
Same, but I'm staying stronger this time.

>> No.70469233

I require Gura to help fill my empty days.

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>> No.70469958
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>>70469002
I can understand that, I really can, but please try and keep the menhera rants to yourself sometimes. It doesn't actually help you or her.
I've noticed that I relieve a lot of stress talking to myself while driving in my car, whether I'm commuting to and from work or going to town to run some short errands. It's therapeutic.

>> No.70470260

gura in nothing but a green sweater and long loose socks

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>>70470260

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>>70470260
Her bellybutton lint...

>> No.70470932
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>>70470699
Do girls get lint in their front parts?

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>>70470932
Do you get lint in your pp? It all depends on what you consider "lint"

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>> No.70471512

>>70467886
RAAAAAAPE

>> No.70471752

>>70471300
yes :(

>> No.70472271

>>70471752
Wash it

>> No.70472343

>>70472271
I only wash it once a week I'm not due yet

>> No.70472473
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>>70472343
we got a grease goblin over here

>> No.70473082
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>>70472473
Gura likes to clean her dirtybuds personally with her tongue.

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70473095

>>70424981
oh nyo

>> No.70473143
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70473143

How do I learn to trust her?

>> No.70473525

>>70473143
The truth is you shouldn't.

>> No.70473579
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70473579

Im sure it'll work this time.

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70473624

>>70473143
look at this weirdo, never trust anyone, dumdum

>> No.70473632
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I'm sure she will be back for real next time.

>> No.70473848
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70473848

>>70473143
Stop being dumb, actually watch streams, learn to understand her words and ways and be patient with her. I'm responding to a blatant shitposter I won't do it again.

>> No.70473852

>>70456261
>>70456170
I can vouch for the Aotume loli model dolls. I have their 135cm thicc version and she's heaven. If you're interested in dolls, you could do a lot worse than Aotume...

>> No.70473879

>>70473143
Stop being a fembud, it's that easy.

>> No.70474254
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70474254

>>70457921
>>70458458
>he wants a Marie Rose doll
Boy do I have a treat for you
https://sanhuiofficial.com/sanhui-silicone-sex-doll-160cm-all-in-one.html

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>>70474254
This but Gura.

>> No.70474575

what if you found out that gura has ugly feet

>> No.70474612

Gura is ugly.

>> No.70474638

>>70474254
NTA and I don't care about a doll, but I want Gura to get an outfit like Chloe or Marie Rose.

>> No.70474934

https://twitter.com/Arrax00/status/1764076228892385766

>> No.70474948
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70474948

NOOOOOO GURAAAA

>> No.70475092

>>70474948
Gura isn't a great white shark she's a fart shark.

>> No.70475182

Is Gura a Gura shark or a Salmon shark?

>> No.70475438

>>70474934
nice feet but the tail could be fatter

>> No.70475491
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70475491

>>70475182
Lemon shark, you can tell by the mouth shape.

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>>70475182
she's certainly part gulper shark

>> No.70476029
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>>70475182
She's a Blue Shark of course.

>> No.70476077

>>70476029
where are her panties

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70476088

>>70474948
There's a reason they're called "Killer" whales. People only like them because of how cool they look and because of movies. But they huge assholes.

>> No.70476391

>>70476077
If she wore them swimming they would just be wet all the time.

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70476447

>>70476088
I thought killer whales were cool with humans. Like they’re nice to us?

>> No.70476448

gura is eating strawberries right now

>> No.70476549

Strawberries is what I like to call my dick.
Small, red, and full of flavor.

>> No.70477067

>>70476447
They think it's funny to sink boats and sunk like 500 of them in the last few years. Other than that, they like to murder their caretakers in captivity by headbutting, biting, and dragged them around. But they don't seem to have any interest in eating humans.

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70477345

>>70477067
We need to kill all the orcas

>> No.70477644

I love Gooba.

>> No.70477846

>>70477644
She doesn't love you, me, or anyone else here.

>> No.70477906 [DELETED] 
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70477906

I posted this in another thread and just saw it got removed. If I get a 3 day for posting a completely covered Gura I'm gunna be pissed.

>> No.70477927
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Gura is my daughterwifegrandma

>> No.70477940
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70477940

>>70477067
They're basically the rape dolphins of the ocean.
We need to protect and support our great white sharks, with how much they need to survive and kill everything else in the ocean. But they don't actually want to do that, they just want to survive with the rest of us.
I'm going to watch shark videos

>> No.70477942

>>70477846
wrong she loves me

>> No.70477991

>>70477846
She loves chumbies, the one she hates is (You).

>> No.70478011

>>70477906
Instead, you should be banned for posting such a low res version.

>> No.70478115

>>70478011
I got it from this thread, what do you want from me?

>> No.70478462
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70478462

Guys, my sharkwife beats me, what should I do?

>> No.70478685
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70478685

>>70478462
Tease her a bit and give her so many hugs, LONG hugs.

>> No.70478795

>>70478462
Spank her when she's not looking.

>> No.70479020
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70479020

>>70477940
Sharks are basically retarded, they swim around with childlike wonder sniffing beach swimmers before they go back to eating stingrays and salmon. But they will eat humans and often attack spearfishers since they smell the blood.

>> No.70479133

>>70477991
>>70477942
She really doesn't, though. If she did she wouldn't disappear like this. If she loved us, then being around her fans would make her happy and she'd want to make her fans happy too. She would want to stream.

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>>70478685
>>70478795
I'm taking notes.

>> No.70479182
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70479182

Mm, human feet nom nom.

>> No.70479416

>>70479133
She's actually with me. Sorry for hiding her up.

>> No.70479863

>>70479133
>us

>> No.70480034

>>70479863
Yes, yes, we know you're not a chumbud.

>> No.70480143
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70480143

Great white sharks are the coolest sharks in the world. But whales, how do they get so big?

>> No.70480281

>>70480034
>we

>> No.70480305

>>70480143
Did you know whales shoot milk into their babies mouths?

>> No.70480944
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70480944

Gura is gonna steal yo girl

>> No.70481210
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>>70480944
but Gura IS my girl..

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70481458

>>70480143
Everything in the ocean just eats shrimp/krill by sucking them into their mouths, so they just keep getting fatter.

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>>70481458
I'm just so nutritious!

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70481991

>>70480944
I want them to kiss while I bang them.

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