/NijiEN/ Nijisanji EN General

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Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channels
https://www.youtube.com/@petragurin/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

LazuLight:
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu

OBSYDIA:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette
https://twitter.com/AiaAmare
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia
https://twitter.com/ScarleYonaguni
https://twitter.com/RenZott0

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/MelocoKyoran
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/KotokaTorahime
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Krisis:
https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage
https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson

TTT:
https://twitter.com/KunaiNakasato
https://twitter.com/VBrightshield
https://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmark

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2

To watch streams at the same time:
https://niji-mado.web.app/home

Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous:
https://rentry.org/odmo2psr

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.

Previous thread: >>70329503

[Anonymous No.]

wuca wuca!

>>70338096
i want to eat this buta

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sex with my cute wife
Doppio's... outfit...

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>>70338171
Me too. Butas yummy

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I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS

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I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

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>>70338257
mm yummy buta with crispy skin

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>no wilson vp
yuqtie...

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Love you, Milord!

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>Leaker supreme swearing up and down the yab was COMING March 1st.
>Its just a voicepack

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>catalogue thread already
This shit is coordinated harassment at this point, and the jannies are doing jackshit about it.

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alban is playing cult of the lamb !
SEX UPDATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxixlUXk6Ko

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im his dentist dentman, go away

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Terminate Reimu Endou.

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>>70338490
They're not doing SHIT about all the garbage killing the slow comfy threads either.
RIP Choc.

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Being demonetized doesn't matter if the platform is just the place you advertise where you actually make money. Adsense fucking sucks anyway for vtubers.

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>>70338562
Brushing Shu's teeth for him by squeezing his cheeks until he lets me jam the toothbrush in and brush brush brush and scrape his tongue then inspect how clean it is by checking over the inside of his mouth with my tongue

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Rosemi your IQ..

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I LOVE and miss this Feesh so much...

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>>70338490
We have to fucking fight for our lives in the slower threads because of the unmoderated schizos on this board.

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>>70338618
>Adsense fucking sucks anyway for vtubers.
Why

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wose.....

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Wose is annoyed

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>no whiteday merch this year
why the fuck anykara hate money now??????

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>>70338666
i wrote this

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What's poppin?

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>>70338618
Its common knowledge that VPs are big money for the livers, the biggest money possibly.

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>>70338618
It adds up. Those ads end up paying you A LOT of money.

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>>70338597
They did this too when the official account posted it's first clip in a while, and that thread was not taken down.

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>>70338490
it sucks when you're a regular in a small thread.....you look away for 30 mins and your thread is on the verge of death

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>>70338490
i have no idea what you're even talking about but it's funny that you're upset over 4chan posts

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JWU from a coma why are we talking about ad revenue?

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>>70338705
White Day is still 2 weeks away. They don't announce merch this far out (unless you're 2022 Luxiem)

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>>70338490
it's been like this for like 3 years

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Ok but it is true that elira seems to be on all the art we have plenty of good looking female models.it feels like not many en joined this time

[Anonymous No.]

sex with dolphins

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>>70338705
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1622777163748458496?lang=th
just wait for 1 week

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>>70338755
Yea the yikes clip, they actually deleted that tweet to.

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>>70338919
this was recorded months ago you newfag

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The Finana AMOGUS Trap Remix is the best

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I need more official art of Elira's ponytail 3rd outfit. Ut fits her perfectly.

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It's very important Enna knows how worthless she is

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cocksleeve material

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>>70338976
Why are they letting antis control them…

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>only 9 members in the VP
*sigh* I think they are waiting for whiteday...

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>>70339036
Yeah!

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>>70339036
POST IT

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poor paul......

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luca rabu!!
mgmg

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>>70338850
go back

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>>70339118
https://vocaroo.com/1b1sT1LRzne4

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>>70339082
There was a LOT of containment breaking under that tweet.

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>>70339033
So it was during the time where Elira was getting a ton of merch as well? That hurts your case even more.

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How you bros holding up?

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>>70339197
>ne4

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they should just switch off the replies in the tweets tbhdesu, it's a targeted harassment campaign being spearheaded by dragoons/dokifags and there's not much anyone can do about it

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>>70339269
Millie should fucking kill herself

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>>70339293
Then they'll just go WE WON BROS.
Nothing they can do about it, just tweet it out and ignore the replies.

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>>70339293
if they do, the qrts would just fill up with the same anti shit along with calling them cowards or something for shutting them off.

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Elira isn’t beating the favoritism allegations anytime soon she should take another month off

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>>70339269
I miss Enna. Hope she's enjoying her time off though

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>>70336555
https://voca.ro/1aK4uCjMnVOm
I'm just Broning because of Rosemi's stream, hehe

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>>70339058
The type of girl to invite you to a study sesh in the library since she's struggling in math and thinks you're realluly smart and reliable, and she sits next to you instead of in front of you so you can share the textbook, she's close enough that you can smell her shampoo and a hint of vanilla, her sky blue hair falling over her shouler close enough to tickle your arm, she's so close you think you can even feel the heat eminating from her chest where her sweater is suffocating hee huge milky dragon tits, and she snaps you out of your reverie by exclaiming in a hushed voice that the way you write is actually shooooo cyuuuuute, and you blush and don't know if you should say thank you but before you can open your mouth she's suddenly on her phone, forcing out whisper screams with her beautiful dragon eyes open so wide, because @ensemble_stars just tweeted an image of shota Rei

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>First it was Luxiem favoritism
>Now its just Elira
Make up your fucking minds.

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>>70339438
woah thats a pretty good impression

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>>70339269
I am severely depressed

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>>70339392
For as much of an ego Muskman has, I'm surprised he hasn't enabled a way to disable QRTs entirely for each tweet

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>>70339312
>t. fagoon

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>>70339481
kek this is too real

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>>70339504
Luxiem favoritism became Noctycx favoritism now that's why they had their own show leading up to their 2nd anniversary.

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>>70339269
Hoping that a few dumb brownskinned antis won't scare Elira back into hiding

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>>70339352
>>70339392
idk they need to start doing something, not sure about legal action but there has to be something they can do to stop the harassment coming from selen/doki fans

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>>70339504
Luxiem was never as favored as people think. Actually it was the reverse, compared to the money they were bringing in it was like they were disfavored.

How much you wanna bet the ARLive was originally supposed to be just Luxiem, but Elira complained and said it should go in wave-order, and that's why the project was cancelled.

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>>70339504
>luxiem got basically everything they wanted
>elira is basically getting everything she wants
I mean it is what it looks like

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>>70339481
Holy shit I feel called out

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oh my god sex
https://twitter.com/maplesights/status/1763403998311465152

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>>70339614
there are way more encouraging replies and the anti shit has been pushed to the very bottom. the general populace has moved on to melting down over some fleshie being an abuser and only containment breaking faggots are left

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Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

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>>70339481
they type of girl whose neck you can snap in a single twist, like rolled up spaghetti

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>>70338096
*cums on you*

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>>70339727
HOLY

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Blindsemi...

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>>70339727
i love girls with covered eyes

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>>70339727
RATSHOTS RATSHOTS RATSHOTS RATSHOTS RATSHOTS

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>>70339481
Kek Elira will actually do this and squeal about Enstars new cards

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>>70339727
She should’ve debuted like this

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>>70339727
this will never be attractive no matter how hard you try.
It's like one of those monster characters from a game that has big floppy tits and exaggerated proportions, but is meant to be revolting and unsettling

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>>70339727
woah...

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>>70339727
Feral rat auntie sex....

[Anonymous No.]

What if sonny becomes a food content creator but he only makes the same 5 japanese dishes while acting like brat asking for rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

Which liver do you think is most excited about One Punch Man season 3's announcement?

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>>70339481
Save me big sister Elira Save me

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>>70339861
quelaag...

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>>70339727
SEX HAIR

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rewatching that offcollab karaoke and feesh gets so shy when its her turn to sing, its so cute

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sex

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>>70339929
>hair vents
>hair covering eyes
>thighs
>TUMMY
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Hey Enna.

I hate you. The fans hate you. Everyone hates you.
You are a soulless abomination.

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>>70339481
How do I compete with 2D shotas?

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>>70339651
>didn't get 2nd outfits faster than anyone else
>no luxiem 3D
>no luxiem 3.0
didn't get any of the shit that matters

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I love Enna!

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>>70339481
>shota Rei
with shota ritsu please TTOTT

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>>70339481
Kek I love fanfic famelira

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>>70339983
You return to shota

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>>70339897
I don't think anyone is really excited after season 2, also the arc they'll be adapting is kinda shit in all honesty

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>>70340066
i wish i could......................

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>>70339646
>Luxiem was never as favored as people think.
lol no
Remember how management skipped Valentine's Day 2022 entirely, and then rolled out the red carpet with a bunch of Luxiem merch for White Day 2022?
How about how, just 2 days after Lazulight's 1yr anniversary merch went on sale, they unpinned the tweet in favor of Luxiem's half-year anniversary that wouldn't be for another month, with more merch than Lazulight's 1yr, and also with a 2nd group song paid & organized by the company? Not to mention how Luxiem's merch shipped out first, despite Lazulight's being on sale a month before.
How about how they discontinued NijiScenario (which featured the whole branch) in favor PuchiLuxiem, announced during Obsydia's 1yr anniversary?
How about how they had merch releases for 10 of 12 months in 2022?
Luxiem favoritism was a thing (not anymore tho), and management has even tried to go as far as to cover it up (renaming PuchiLuxiem into the generic "Animated Comics" that they're using now)

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>>70339481
This is too real.

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>>70339978
Stop being mean.

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>>70340020
Enna will never love you prick. She isn't even capable of it.

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HEY BUDS!! HOWS IT GROWING

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Rosemi...

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Pay up or get copystruck, punk

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She's not gonna hear Bron's scary as fuck line...

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>>70339971
>TUMMY
Don't forget the best part

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>>70340163

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>>70339727
it's such a shame no girl in en has actually taste and do this as an alt hairstyle

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>>70340114
get on with the time grandpa it's all about noctyx now

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>>70340135
>stop being mean to the meanest person in NijiEN
lmao, why don't you tell her?

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>>70340114
How new thats how the niji business model work if you make money you are on the fucking top of priority, the problem is that luxiem was a big money maker meanwhile elira is not

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I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

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rosemi is making a reference to the HR department comic kek

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kek wose

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>>70340533
or boy...

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MORE MERCH
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763387520476434700
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763387520476434700
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763387520476434700

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>>70340533
holy sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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>>70340729
This is a penis.

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>>70340729
ike......

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>>70340729
Ike...

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>>70340686
This is the kinda hairstyle I'd want on my model if I got in...

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>>70340729
you just made me realize archivist is coming on miku day

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>>70340729
the merch is kinda lame this year...

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>>70340114
>How about how they had merch releases for 10 of 12 months in 2022?
women who buy this shit over and over are so fucking dumb I cannot even express

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>>70340796
>archivist is coming

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>>70339639
>fans
doki said multiple times not to harass anyone and she hasn't held onto the drama any longer (there is a reason there are no more viral clips spreading of her talking about the situation, she has completely moved on from it) and anyone still being obnoxious on social media is just smearing her image and doing the opposite of what literally everyone involved wants

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>Still get to be on the art
>Still get the sanrio merch collab
>Pomu’s lover
Yeah I think Elira won

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>>70340776
>>70340781
you guys just reminded me that ike has not had a merch drop yet, only vp visuals

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I would make a black company joke about playtime co. but I have a suspicion saying "black company" in chat wouldn't blow over well right now

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>>70340928
kek

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I'm glad they didn't, QA testing sucks

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>>70340813
I wish there were more stuff I could get with only Len on it.

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>>70340791
based, no eyes and then getting a 2nd outfit with a toggle to reveal the eyes that you never use except on unarchived streams sounds fun. i never have the urge to become a vtuber except when it's to pull shit like that

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>>70340898
/vt/ already lose when they said nijisanji will terminate Elira

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Even Kyo abandoned Enna in the end.

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>>70340565
Merch is planned months in advance, so that doesn't explain why they would skip Valentine's Day entirely but go all-in on White Day. Also there would be no need to announce Luxiem's half-anniversary merch a month before their actual half-anniversary. (it wasn't on sale yet, only announced)

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>>70341065
>no eyes and then getting a 2nd outfit with a toggle to reveal the eyes that you never use except on unarchived streams
holy kino

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>>70340898
I mean they only had a choice out of 3 girls given hardly anybody bothered to do this voice pack and Maria was just on the art for the heores voice pack like last month and Scarle just did her birthday stuff. She seems like the obvious choice for this no matter who it was.

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>>70341080
There's now entire discord brigades dedicated to bullying Elira just like she bullied Selen. She is never going to live it down.

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>>70341126
Don't have to be participating in the VP in order to be on the art.

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>>70341065
I actually have some ideas for when to show them, mainly unhinged stream ideas

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>>70340676

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>>70341159
Yes you do.

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>>70341159
why the fuck would they feature someone not in the set

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>>70341188
Perfection

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goddamn it rosemi i want popcorn now...
>>70341188
kek

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>>70340533
>>70340686
That's literally Dacapo from ARP.

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Sometimes Sonny says something that just makes my ovaries go into overdrive

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I think Selen should sue

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>>70341158
And Elira will continue to earn money and get new merch while those discord groups will cry about I guess

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>>70341193
>>70341224
Shu was on the art for Summer Vacation Voice 2022 but did not have a VP release.

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I wish my oshi had 18 sizable holes…

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>>70341120
don't even use it during the outfit reveal, just drop it on a random guerilla stream.
>>70341169
it's nice that you have plans and ideas like that, if you're serious about getting in i wish you good luck

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>>70341159
no, reminder shu was in this and didnt have a vp

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>>70341277
>any fantasy about "Nijisanji family" is now out the window, it's just blatantly about money
Lmao ok well Selen earns more than the entire branch combined, so there's that

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>>70341322
Easily arranged

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>>70341188
2nd panel should be this

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>>70341321
Well that's stupid

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>>70341375
Will never get a sanrio collab though so there’s that

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>>70341375
>Selen earns more
Isn't she 200k in the red?

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>>70340835
i love you comeposter

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she did it!!!!!

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>>70341470
>i love you come

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>>70341277
2% of merch that never sells out is not a lot. Considering she isnt streaming and nijisanji isnt paying her a base salary, i think she should just kill herself already.

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>>70341454
GOTTEM

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>>70341248
i don't know who that is but i want this design in nijien

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>>70341321
Are you actually retarded? They made a mistake one time. Literally every other single one the people in the art are in the voice pack.

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>>70341586
>they made a mistake
lol

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>>70341582
he's the male vtuber singer that tiktok made fun of

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>>70341460
yeah she is, her fans really helped with that too

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>>70341508
Was that in Rosemi's stream?

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>>70341508
Reminds me of this classic

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>>70341321
Because he recorded a scenario of (You) being kidnapped by island natives

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>>70341547
ennaschizo now is your time to explain your boring ass paragraph to this newfag on how enna still makes money from never streaming

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I will take Ike to miku expo

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>>70341677
>member
bud.......

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>>70341582
One of the Thai boys that are now friends with not!Mysta and not!Yugo.
https://twitter.com/Dacapo_ARP

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>>70341586
iirc it happened 3 times

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>>70341454
Kek

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ate too much candy.......

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>>70341586
it's happened more than once

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>>70341634
oh that guy
>>70341711
>thai
no wonder i had never heard of him. didn't know they had thai vtubers

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>>70341715
>>70341785
Feel free to point them all out because I just checked back through the last year and couldn't see any examples.

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i was looking through my stuff and found a link of sonny whistling mario galaxy bgm.. i lov ehim https://vocaroo.com/1g1UE0rd94Va

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>>70341460
She made $200k in merch sales on her first day back. She just released even more merch preorders.
She gets more than 2% by the way.

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>>70341586
>mistake
That was just Shu being lazy

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>>70341508

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Was Enna born fucked up, or did she choose to be?

The result is the same either way

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dont leply

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>can I vent? I'M VENTING

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>>70341508
This is what happens when Rosemi uses art in her thumbnails with bigger tits

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>>70341933
she's chinese

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>>70341963
ok

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>>70341158
Who cares about discordfags hate. Elira is basking with love and support from her true fans.

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Falseniggers still repeating the 2% line.

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>>70341963
I wont now get those tits ready

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>>70341872
>She made $200k in merch sales on her first day back
lmfao What the fuck am I reading?

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>>70341963

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Rosemi doesn't know jacksepticeye?

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I miss Sonny uuuuuuuue

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>>70341827
roadtrip VP

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>>70341586
Isn't this because Shu got sick and couldn't give his recordings to staffsan when the art is already done?

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god his acting is kinda bad

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>>70341963
This thread literally cannot stop leplying or posting gay porn.

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>>70342062
I wouldn't be surprised. I bought something within an hour of the store opening and it said I was like the 2000th order. She cranked money off of her return

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>>70342062
She made $200k in merch sales in one day.
Anon, you didn't hear about that?

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>>70341963
it's too late bratan

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>>70342149
there is a severe lack of gay porn then

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>>70342110
So we have two times total out of what 40+ voice packs they have done? Seems clear the rule is you have to be in it to be on the art and those two occasions are exceptions for one reason or another. People that were supposed to participated and didn't in the end for some reason.

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>>70342125
Yeah that makes sense to me. Probably whenever that happens the person was supposed to be in the voice but the art was already made and in the end they couldn't do the voice.

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i thought the post about mr fresh was just being funny but he really got adopted... im happy for him

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In his graduation stream, Kyo sounded like he was trying to get Enna off his back. She was like an annoying little chihuahua chomping on his leg and he was like "eww go away". It could have been all acting but it still made me very happy to see her losing another friend.

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Shoo shoo Dokifags. Your general is 2 blocks down. Your obsession with /nijien/ is too much that you can't help but open this thread.

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>>70342317
fat car...

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>>70342324
they can't resist the urge to numberfag everywhere like their oshi

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>>70342317
im gonna miss him..

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>>70342317
Yeah he was in pretty poor condition with his eye infection when they caught him, but he seems to be healing and will get lots of love

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>>70342321
You are so incredibly boring.I want the real ennaschizo back.

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>>70342408
its just a bot anon

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>>70342408
I miss the timestamps, clips, and "receipts". It was fun to check them out and see in what unique and creative way ennaschizo had managed to twist Enna's words each time

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>>70342317
i hope they managed to nab LSG too... the poor baby

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>>70342317
I can't believe he got poached...

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>>70342324
they were in here numberfagging doppio when not even the numbernig general gave a shit

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da wose

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i got another gift membership to scarle, this is the 3rd month in a row.. are scarlings rich

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>>70342408
I wonder if he actually took some anons words to heart and decided to give it up, wonder if he's better now or obsessing over something else

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>>70342512
fresh graduation..

[Anonymous No.]

>christmas 2024
elira, pomu, finana, rosemi, petra, selen, nina, enna, reimu and millie
>new year 2022
elira, pomu, finana, rosemi, petra, selen, nina, enna, reimu, millie, shu, vox, ike, luca and mysta
>white day 2022
shu, vox, ike, luca and mysta
>sakura bloom 2022
elira, selen, nina, sonny, fulgur, alban, uki, yugo, shu, vox, ike, luca and mysta
>gn/gm 2022
nina, millie, enna, reimu, fulgur and uki
>ocean breeze
selen, petra, rosemi, luca and vox
>summer 2022
elira, pomu, finana, ike and shu
>halloween 2022
pomu and sonny
>novermber seasonal 2022
petra and mysta
>winter date 2022
elira, ren, alban and scarle
>pampering
shu and luca
>scolding
enna and selen
>valentine
pomu, finana, rosemi and enna
>sakurabloom 2023
elira, petra, reimu, shu, uki, aia and aster
>get well
kotoka, meloco, hex, ver and doppio
>june bride
vox, scarle, ren and nina
>road trip
selen, reimu, luca and fulgur
>summer 2023
aster, acarle, hex and meloco
>phone call
elira, rosemi, enna, vox and kyo
>halloween 2023
lotoka and doppio
>cooking 2023
meloco, sonny, doppio and enna
>winter date 2023
enna and aster
>hero and villain
ike and maria
>party 2024
wilson
>pick you up 2024
elira

[Anonymous No.]

Why did only 3 girls participate though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342556
anyone know where hes gunna reincarnate? Niji or Holo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342550
>ennaschizo grew up and found happiness while I'm still here and miserable
I don't know how I'd feel about that one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342464
What compels a man to make a 2d woman his personal nemeses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342599
vshojo retirement home

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342576
Everyone's been busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342550
He was spoilerposting during karaoke and sounded broken, I think the women actually drove him away for real. Let's thank Claude and Wilson.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342550
i always wonder what happens to thread schizos once they leave the thread
im glad im not the only one whos left wondering kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342550
he left? im dealing with an annoying impostor shitposting as him instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342713
Post link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342830
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342830
the lack of timestamps gives it away

[Anonymous No.]

rosemi is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342886
why would someone want to impersonate a schizo, that's more pathetic than being one

[Anonymous No.]

Rosemi-sama's panic

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342830
>an annoying impostor

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342830
Ennaschizo did a lot of timestamping and he always twisted her words during her streams. He was very deliberately active, and creative even if delusional. The current one isn't nearly as dedicated, he just badmouths her and the Chinese mainly over and over, the same words. The few times I engaged with EnnaSchizo (Original) there are times I got a rise out of him while trying to understand him and tell him he could use that dedication for something better, to the point he accused me of being Enna or Kyo once or twice. It's not the same guy AFAIK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342983
this has been a really fun stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342958
ask the schizo. having too much free time i imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342830
For like a year now yes, the original guy was a one trick pony and never shit up the thread about anything except Enna but the fatty baits all day long

[Anonymous No.]

Wose...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343040
>>70343061
what the fuck..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342227
26 voicepacks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343151
i thought everyone knew....there was a period of time last year when ennaschizo disappeared and this copy suddenly appeared when anons were wondering where the original went

[Anonymous No.]

rosemi, your brain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343226
Yeah this is the feel right now

[Anonymous No.]

Someone forgor to water Rosemi.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many anons are in fact other anons. Just like myanon was soda bud all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
I AM SPARTACUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
>Just like myanon was soda bud all along
WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341454
Don't remind her, she'll make a third attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343254
i always thought it was the same one for the longest time but i can see the difference now that it's been brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
he deserves rape correction for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343367
STOP LYING IMPOSTER
>>70343368
He admited to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343368
Easymodo, archives today's threads

[Anonymous No.]

im at least 6 or 7 briskadets but everyhting ive said was apperently so vile that people cant imagine it waws all one person.. i swear im not that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
WHO IS MYANON? I was not coming here for 4 months I think I completely missed his inception. Why is he a thread celebrity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
I have larped as almost every recognizable anon because I love (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
cockroach briskadet.....baby briskadet......sonnyban schizo.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
Giving your antipsychotics to a random 6 year old is pretty bad anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
i can only be a rosebud, it's pretty much all I post

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
Omg, the cockroach...
>>70343531
She what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343151
There are two Ennaschizo: timestamp schizo (OG) and the current Ennaschizo that appeared late 2022 that is gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343561
late 2023*

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343481
Myanon has been avatarfagging here since 2022...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343527
yes yes no
>>70343531
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
I used to be a ritual poster but my personal morale has been low over the past year
But... Rosemi still doing so well despite everything and being so happy about her Tekken arc has been uplifting. Maybe I'll start again when she finally gets 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343601
I think I just ignored all his posts because I can't for the hell of me remember who he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343481
he's been around since 2022, he recognized me from a vocaroo i sent back then

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
have you and your brother done the deed again since then briskadet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343481
anon...
>>70343609
BABY BRISKADET NOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

This damnable rose is driving me to sin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
been there, done that. feel kind of bad for deceiving an anon i liked talking to

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342572
>VP illustrations
Elira: 11
Pomu: 7
Finana: 4
Rosemi: 4
Petra: 5
Selen: 7
Nina: 6
Enna: 8
Reimu: 6
Millie: 3
Shu: 8
Vox: 8
Ike: 6
Luca: 9
Mysta: 5
Sonny: 3
Fulgur: 4
Alban: 3
Uki: 4
Yugo: 1
Ren: 3
Scarle: 4
Kotoka: 1
Meloco: 4
Hex: 3
Ver: 1
Doppio: 4
Aia: 1
Aster: 3
Kyo: 1
Maria: 1
Lotoka: 1
Wilson: 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343649
That or you're just never on when he's on, he's a Polack

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343609
...the fucking cockroach briskadet is the one going to Australia after being deported to stalk Sonny!???? Damn girl, I wish my life was half as interesting as yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343481
>>70343552
>>70343649
go back sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343695
who the fuck is lotoka

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343625
evil rosebud is that you..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343591
Nope, this rendition of the Ennaschizo appeared in the late 2022/early 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
cockroach..............
>>70343481
anon....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343724
>halloween 2023
>lotoka and doppio

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343609
babykadet what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343744
he was still timestamping in early 2023, no? i remember seeing them

[Anonymous No.]

i draw in the aggie but i ask for cock a lot for funsies, and i talked about my bowel movements sometimes, but i feel like that's really mild ..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343688
she's asking for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343484
On Selen's debut I did battle to become the selen marriage anon for a while, but I conceded when the other guy came back every single day until the end of her existence

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343719
>he's a Polack
Ah, that explains. Time zones.
>>70343723
Fuck you, I've been here since Obsydia and when Fuu-chan banned me kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343662
this one too... sometimes i wonder if its just me giving briskadets a bad name..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343609
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343625
I stop ritualposting when I get depressed

[Anonymous No.]

i miss kotoka

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343695
at least sort them

Elira: 11
Luca: 9
Shu: 8
Vox: 8
Enna: 8
Pomu: 7
Selen: 7
Ike: 6
Reimu: 6
Nina: 6
Petra: 5
Mysta: 5
Finana: 4
Rosemi: 4
Fulgur: 4
Scarle: 4
Uki: 4
Doppio: 4
Meloco: 4
Millie: 3
Sonny: 3
Alban: 3
Aster: 3
Ren: 3
Hex: 3
Kotoka: 1
Ver: 1
Yugo: 1
Aia: 1
Kyo: 1
Maria: 1
Lotoka: 1
Wilson: 1

[Anonymous No.]

NOOO DONT TELL ME BABY KADET IS ALSO BEHIND THOSE OTHER GROSS BRISKADET STORIES

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343806
Jesus christ. Do you post your weird shenanigans here 24/7?

[Anonymous No.]

i can't fucking believe every single crazy briskadet story is all from one briskadet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342958
It's weirdly common, it's happened multiple times in /vg/ generals I frequent. I guess they see the schizos getting attention and want the same attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343040
I just assumed he's been less active because Enna has been saying less things to timestamp. The streamable clip making pattern still feels similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343806
Nah I mean... Unless you were the one who also sent that board to Sonny

...Unless that was you too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343479
underage kadet who's brother installed spyware in your laptop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343859
i cant tell anyone else...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343854
Sorry anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343867
just become a cute and peaceful thread celebrity, we love those here

[Anonymous No.]

she's finally got it you guys... da wose is doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343695
You just made this up. I counted them and its not right. Elira is only there 8 times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343481
I'm not even trying to shit on the guy, but how could you miss the biggest attentionwhore in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343921
were you really milking cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343921
honestly id kill to have such an interesting life

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343609
ew i knew that you're the schizo kadet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343867
being an avatarfag would be easier..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343904
hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343695
>Pomu: 7
>Selen: 7
>Nina: 6
>Enna: 8
>Scarle: 4

>Rosemi: 4

[Anonymous No.]

i'm glad i'm normal..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343772
In the beginning, the current ennaschizo used to post timestamps to copy the OG style at the beginning but then he stopped after the (you) meme was created.

[Anonymous No.]

ahhhh buds we are truly blessed Rosemi-sama is cronching directly into her mic without muting or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343925
i refuse to believe it's true and you're not just an anon lying for attention. baby briskadet has such a specific way of typing when she tells stories

[Anonymous No.]

Someone is larping as briskadets again

[Anonymous No.]

So all kadets are one person or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344037
well im sure youre as normal as a briskadet really can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343921
You're amazing, baby briskadet. I can't believe you actually were even trying to do an anime chance encounter with Sonny irl

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343941
no yes I just used chatgpt

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344046
hori shiet.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343944
I just never paid attention to his posts I guess? Fuck and I come here a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344091
They are all the same entity

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343695
lol cheekily trying to change Elira to 11 and hoping everyone else would be too lazy to actually count for themselves when it's actually 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343992
that is a deeply disturbing gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343336
>myanon was soda bud all along
????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344051
Rosebud...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344091
I think all the 2k people that watch Sonny are that one Briskadet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344196
Botskadet no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344196
mexikadet.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344178
I apologize for the mistake. It seems I miscounted the number of instances for Elira in the initial response. It was an oversight on my part, and I appreciate your understanding. I strive to provide accurate and helpful information, and I regret any confusion caused by the error. If you have any further questions or need clarification, please feel free to ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344235
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344188
He admitted in the last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343921
More power to you. I don't have the courage to share more of my own life here, so I admire you willing to share

[Anonymous No.]

...I also don't know who soda bud is, I feel like I'm going insane

[Anonymous No.]

rosemi sama is tensai!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344252
generate fanfiction of Shu Yamino having tender sex with Claude Clawmark

[Anonymous No.]

I have been about a dozen or so different thread personalities over the years. You may think I am one Rosebud or another because I am using a Rosemi image with this post and am typing a certain way but my /nijien/ folder is vast and my creative writing skills are strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70316618
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344323
FAT
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344323
i mean isnt it a good thing if you dont remember thread personalities

[Anonymous No.]

blind like beethoven

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344341

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344252
oh, did you figure out that i was replying to your baitposting here >>70306391 and >>70306828 and you got angry, and are now pretending to do it back?

[Anonymous No.]

you ever just randomly have the words "i love rosemi" pop into your head for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344352
This is a quild

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344323
Fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344394
I just don't want o feel left out. But yeah maybe. I never understood who snakeanon was either, even when anons kept talking about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344414
generate fanfiction of Shu Yamino and Claude Clawmark's first kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343955
she told me a story about trying to buy a cow when she was younger... im sure she was, and very happy about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344428
every waking moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344419
who are you even talking to? don't bring me into your shitpost discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344428
me but my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>Be Sonny
>Meet a cute young Taiwanese girl by random happenstance
>Start going out
>Decide to have sex for the first time
>Pussy feels weirdly crunchy
>Look down
>Cockroaches pouring out everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344459
fuck snakeanon. you don't need to feel left out, i think as long as you remember crazy stories they tell like briskadets talking about eating their dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344532
STOOOPPPP

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344486
does this mean i'm a rosebud now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344428
It's a state of being at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344428
No but lately I have to resist the urge to say LETS PLUCKING GROW

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344532
>random happenstance

[Anonymous No.]

i don’t even remember what my dream was about but i woke up feeling extremely annoyed at him
frick you baka sorcerer

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344467
In the bustling streets of their quaint town, Shu Yamino and Claude Clawmark found themselves strolling side by side, chatting animatedly about their latest victories in their favorite game, Valorant. They had known each other for years, their friendship forged through shared experiences, mutual respect, and countless hours spent strategizing and battling side by side in the virtual world.

As they walked, exchanging stories and laughter, a gentle breeze danced through the air, carrying with it the scent of blooming flowers. Shu couldn't help but notice how Claude's eyes sparkled with excitement whenever he recounted their most recent matches, and how his laughter filled the entire street.

Suddenly, Claude paused, his gaze drifting towards a small, secluded park nestled between the buildings. "Hey, Shu," he said softly, his voice barely above a whisper. "Do you mind if we take a detour? I have something special I want to show you."

Intrigued, Shu nodded, following Claude's lead as they ventured into the tranquil park. The sound of their footsteps mingled with the rustling leaves, creating a serene melody that enveloped them both.

They found themselves beneath a canopy of cherry blossom trees, their delicate petals swaying in the gentle breeze. The air was filled with a sense of peace and tranquility, as if the world had slowed down just for them.

As they reached a secluded bench bathed in moonlight, Claude turned to face Shu, his expression soft yet determined. "Shu, there's something I've been meaning to tell you," he began, his voice trembling ever so slightly.

Shu's heart skipped a beat as he looked into Claude's eyes, seeing a vulnerability that mirrored his own. "What is it, Claude?" he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

Without another word, Claude reached into his bag and pulled out two Valorant-themed keychains, one for himself and one for Shu. "I wanted to give you this," he said, a shy smile playing on his lips. "To commemorate all the adventures we've shared together in our favorite game."

Overwhelmed with emotion, Shu felt a lump form in his throat as he accepted the keychain, his heart swelling with gratitude. In that simple yet heartfelt gesture, he knew that their bond was deeper than friendship – it was a true partnership forged through teamwork, trust, and unwavering loyalty.

As they sat together beneath the cherry blossom trees, hand in hand, Shu and Claude reminisced about their favorite moments in Valorant, sharing stories of triumphs and defeats with equal enthusiasm. And as the moon rose higher in the sky, casting a soft glow upon the world below, they knew that no matter where life took them, their love for each other and their passion for gaming would always keep them connected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344576
Cute vocaroo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344428
Yeah except "I hate Enna"

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344428
no, there is nothing in my head, as god intended

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344555
>fuck snakeanon
what happened? last i recall he was making wrestlers for wrestlesanji

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344091
They're the fanbase itt that's really hard to differentiate. Even babykadet is not noticeable when she doesn't say she is babykadet. Only mexican brokadet is identifiable

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344600

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344532
I'm stuck at work but I want to draw this as a panel so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344600
probably deserved, as usual kek im rewatching his parts of the karaoke, so no annoyance from me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344532
>Cockroach starts laying eggs in Sonny's urethra causing Mpreg

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344655
biker used to be really identifiable too, but then he got a gf and left us all here alone....if mexibro ever leave i'll krill myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344608
>Valorant keychains
>nervous Clark
this is so cute wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344694
I read this as
>I'm stuck at work but I want to draw this penisl so badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344653
i hate him, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344669
one sorcerer shake a day keeps the schizo away (not really)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344608
What is this chatgpt shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344699
I hate you so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344642
https://vocaroo.com/1j8aDwG9na7J

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344737
I mean I do also wanna draw that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344608
>no kiss
damn
ai will never beat our threadfic writers

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344752
i'll be sane enough for the both of us, it's okay. i felt menhera this morning and calmed down

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fully stretch out your wose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344802
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344802
AAAAAAA CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

All these JPs and only 8 EN members bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm the most normal kadet itt... Mg brethren let's do better please

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344875
then i am the second most normal kadet itt

[Anonymous No.]

Rosemi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344873
Snooze get a better bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344875
How hard can you punch someone with a dick? I want to punch (you) that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344802
GIRL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344802
nta but CUTE! I wanna shout my lets plucking grow but it's late already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344873
JP has like 4 times as many members as EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344805
You're absolutely right, and I apologize for the oversight. Let me rectify that:

Absolutely, here's the revised version that includes both the kiss and the keychain gifting:

In the tranquil setting of the park, surrounded by the soft glow of moonlight and the gentle rustle of cherry blossom trees, Shu Yamino and Claude Clawmark found themselves drawn to each other in a moment of quiet intimacy. Their shared love for Valorant had brought them together, but it was their connection beyond the game that ignited a spark between them.

As they settled on a secluded bench, their conversation flowed effortlessly, punctuated by shared laughter and stolen glances. Claude couldn't shake the nerves, his fingers fidgeting with something in his pocket, a small but significant token of his affection.

"Shu," he began, his voice barely above a whisper, "there's something I've been wanting to give you."

Shu turned to him, curiosity and warmth shining in his eyes. "What is it, Claude?"

With a shy smile, Claude pulled out two Valorant-themed keychains, one for himself and one for Shu. "I wanted to give you this," he said, offering the keychain to Shu. "To commemorate all the adventures we've shared together in our favorite game."

Overwhelmed with emotion, Shu felt a lump form in his throat as he accepted the keychain, his heart swelling with gratitude. In that simple yet heartfelt gesture, he knew that their bond was deeper than friendship – it was a true partnership forged through teamwork, trust, and unwavering loyalty.

But Claude wasn't done yet. With a gentle hand, he cupped Shu's cheek, drawing him closer until their lips met in a tender kiss. Time seemed to stand still as they melted into each other's embrace, the world around them fading away until there was only the two of them, lost in the sweetness of the moment.

When they finally pulled away, their breath mingling in the cool night air, Shu's heart raced with a newfound sense of joy and possibility. In that simple yet profound gesture, he knew that their bond was something truly special – a connection that transcended friendship and held the promise of something more.

As they sat together, hands intertwined beneath the cherry blossom trees, Shu and Claude knew that their journey together was just beginning. And as they looked ahead to the adventures that awaited them, they did so with hearts full of hope and love.

I hope you find this version more satisfying! Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to adjust or add.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344873
Hmmmmmmmmmm I can't decide if I should buy Ruri's

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/NIJI_6th_shop_/status/1763421405507428625
I wish they would have done these for EN instead of that garbage they tried to sell us. The JPs get these cool power level hiding designed graphic T's and for us they tried to sell a fucking t-shirt with the debut art printed on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344802
>https://vocaroo.com/1j8aDwG9na7J
Cute. I'm sure it would be even cuter if you used your real voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344873
As long as Mashiro is there, I'm satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

i remember when femanons were kissing each other through vocaroos..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344800
Low-key i love you bitch

[Anonymous No.]

chigusex

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344873
Oh I just noticed Prof is doing an English version

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344873
Since voicepacks are recorded months in advance, my guess is that this one was recorded in October, when Lazulight through Iluna were in Japan busy with other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344700
aaa good for you! not busy anymore i guess?
i was too tired to post here last night but i watched that one rofmao juku episode with his answers, rewatched the sekai cover and his parts of the karaoke then realizing he’s lucky he has all these distractions to keep us occupied. i’m not that easy though i’m nowhere near being full i wanna punch him until he put out something by himself

[Anonymous No.]

is it wrong for me to get aroused when rosemi fake cries

[Anonymous No.]

Me on the left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr5rYHyTbg

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345106
do guys find the condom thing hot.. it always seemed nasty to me

[Anonymous No.]

i'm really starting to think the rosebud theory is true.
> everyone is a rosebud
> females are only rosebuds to attract male rosebuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345011
I get what you mean but those shirts aren't new

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344838
i like her at this height

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345242
All rosebuds sounds fat, why would I want to attract them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345210
not at all, i want to creampie instead for each one of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345294
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345036
I'm under my covers watching the stream and threadreading, I can't be loud...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345011
>$15 with brand-new artwork
>vs the $35 they charged for NijiEN's Unit Art Goods T-Shirts, which were just the key visual art (debut art for everyone but Noctyx) printed onto a white t-shirt
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345328
Prove it if that's not the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345299
based, i can agree on that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345357
just open your window and say it out the window silly bud

[Anonymous No.]

what just happened......

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345242
rosebuds welcome everyone to the one true flower, all other vegetation is a falsehood

[Anonymous No.]

Wtf did you do rosemi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345427
in the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345106
Sex demon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345509
yes that was so weird

[Anonymous No.]

Rosemi-sama's ability to bug out sequences never fails to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345210
Filled condoms sometimes turn me on more than creampies for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345210
i imagine the cum would get cold ... looks pretty gross

[Anonymous No.]

>a gear with mold on it
rosemi..

[Anonymous No.]

>gear with mold on it

[Anonymous No.]

>Gear with mold on it
Buds, is Rosemi, you know...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345363
Those aren't the actual t-shirts, that is art of the livers who got t-shirt wearing their t-shirts. The actual t-shirts are 4200 yen.
https://shop.nijisanji.jp/s/niji/item/list?ima=1119&tag=TAG_01

[Anonymous No.]

I need to marry this idiot savant girl, she makes me laugh and smile too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345242
I don't think there is a way to fake being a rosebud, rosemi just has a universal and adorable appeal, it can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

wetawded wose

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345655
Welcome to the autism agency

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345581
Same. I think it's the narrative that they've been going at it for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345581
wouldnt cumming on her chest give the same effect..
>>70345616
that's what i thought and sticky

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345210
Condom trophies = succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345253
I know they aren't new, they get released in batches over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344812
oh no what did he do
but glad that you calmed down. i’m not exactly in the menhera phase where i feel miserable i’m just angry all the time which i suppose would at least help me be productive

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345161
at least for now! luckily everything went well but slept through big sis stream in exchange..
i still need to catch up with that. i guess the tiredness is helping with how at ease i feel right now in regards to him. wonder if i will feel the same tomorrow kek
someday, maybe. punch him a lot! rn i just want to be his dentist and maybe make some panda hero doodle of him; theres barely fanart of that, its sad..
also i noticed that event was in fact only a fan meeting, i wrongly assumed there would be some singing cause if im not mistaken its the same place enner appeared and sang before orz

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345581
the best is having both because you ran out of rubbers but kept going

[Anonymous No.]

>has anyone ever thought about getting into a furnace

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345744
The visual of the filled condom just appeals to me much more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345674
I like Ririmu's t-shirt

[Anonymous No.]

"huge" brand rosemi

[Anonymous No.]

What happened... Someone is impersonating me ueeeee I hate cockroaches... I'm back in NZ, sonny evaded me even though I camped out at the negi area. Speaking of being other briskadets, I was the one who posted my earrings

[Anonymous No.]

Who's wetawded now huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345011
ENs have to wait for their anni to get something this cool

[Anonymous No.]

TENSAI ROSEMI SAMA
>>70345858
no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
oh yeah THIS is the real babykadet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
what the fuck is the negi area

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
h-How do I know if I can believe in you?

[Anonymous No.]

NijiEN for this feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
If real and not an uso, i'm sorry for drawing you and writing fanfic of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345763
he didn't do anything which is probably the worst part. i think i was just sad about his absence.
being angry is nice, keeps productivity up but i think i just become too irrational

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
proof? i don't believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345929
Scarle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
The typing style, yep, must be

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
i knew it was an impostor

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345840
It's cool how they reference something about them, their personality, their likes or their streams or whatever in some kind of non obvious way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345921
I went to several Woolies and Asian shops... Sonny must've known...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345929
this was me through high school and uni... and i wouldn't leave the house without a full face of makeup

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345858
Bless you briskadet

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345807
You're so fucking right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345935
please post them

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346024
>isreal
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Which NijiEN girl would be the most fun/satisfying to rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346024
which one did you go to ill tell you if you're close

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345382
Black bud...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
90% of the time someone asks "Which NijiEN girl ___" the correct answer is Ike

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346024
i feel so fucking old because my first reaction was to feel depressed at how expensive the negi are

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
ike

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
Alban

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346148
i did the same thing..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346009
So much better than just slapping the debut art on a t-shirt and calling it done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70345935
Was it this one?! I saved it... I was hoping something like it might happen... Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
Rosemi, without a doubt. After that maybe Scarle, then Vivi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346128
Sonny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346178
y-yeah... Good because I also want it to happen to me but I suddenly got worried I scared you away kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
Enna

[Anonymous No.]

>me
>watching old vhs tapes with rosemi
>she eats some food

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346128
Doxxkadet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346276
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
unironically enna

[Anonymous No.]

what is fumihiko's new twitter account, if he has any?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346276
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346285
How would she know where he shops for negi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346128
how do you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346177

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346268
I loved it so much... You write so well! Thank you!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346177
Why has she got a Canadian shirt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346322
>>70346285

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346175
i've started putting the stems in a cup of water to grow more because they're too expensive... you can almost double how much negi you get and don't need to deal with dirt

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346110
Selen and Enna because I've heard it thanks to what anons have posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346336
she's a maplestory fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346316
I meant doxx as in "knows his address" rather than "knows his PL."

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346342
Do you think that if you cut off Sonny in two and but both halves in water you'll be able to get double the amount of Sonny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346342
the one thing i love about it, one purchase is enough to last you for a while as long as you have an eye on it regrowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346342
honestly sonny probably just grows it at home huh..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346177
DERON SEX

[Anonymous No.]

I almost bought amamya's shirt the last time I went to japan but they only had the most massive size and it would have almost fallen off of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3pfsCS7fWI

[Anonymous No.]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346336
TL note: Kaede means maple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346342
No wonder Sonny loves niggy so much, he can keep it at home and not have to go out

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346396
The fact that there might indeed be Briskadets that know his address is scarily possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346465
LETS PLUCKING GROOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346177
Her tits look fetching in that t-shirt, femanons you should buy this shirt it will make your tits look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346340
No one knows that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346460
korean anon... i dont get this meme but kinda cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
i don't have tits fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346475
It's been confirmed this is the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
i got noraneko's

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346589
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346601
No it hasn’t, stop making shit like this up

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346416
yeah i was surprised at how fast they regrow, probably since i get good light in my living room. i started stockpiling when they go on sale, i chop and freeze them. they keep surprisingly well in the freezer

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346589
enna........

[Anonymous No.]

i NEED deron SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346475
I want a meet cute because we're fated, not because of doxx. I'll save money and go to every Australian city if I have to!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
I'll look like a springroll while wearing that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346589
show tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346589
find a tall bridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346680
quit it loser, live in reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346680
Cute, I'm rooting for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
i don't wear t-shirt with rounded collar

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346680
you guys are so scary.......

[Anonymous No.]

i know where sonny lives because he lives with me (i'm his little sister) (that he fucks)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346662
I love the idea of enna saying faggot especially right infront if uki

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346024
>>70346322
>>70346576
i can tell you that you're at the wrong one just from the picture, the negi (ネギ) at his shops is at chest height

[Anonymous No.]

the buttons rosemi, press the buttons

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346601
is that why sonny moved?

[Anonymous No.]

anons ranked based on how much i genuinely fear them
>quilldren
>briskadets

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346587
It's just a guy singing the maplestory theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346743
>sonny having a sister that he fucks
>that one briskadet having a brother that she admitted that she fucks

[Anonymous No.]

rosemi can't even understand a game for children

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346589
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346770
Just stop you’re not funny

[Anonymous No.]

Rosemi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346743
WHERE'S THE 9 YEAR AGE GAP ANON, WHERE IS IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346329
MINTO-CHAN KAWAIIIIII ToT

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a genius, wosemi sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346849
>>70346824
>>70346786
please, have patience for da wose

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346844
>>70346576
>>70346657
these are all sonny

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346855
Wasn't it 8 years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346844
angry i know and you dont? its because im his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346795
why are you scared of quilldren

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
I have tits but they're extremely saggy, not in the sexy MILF way but in the malformed way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346855
I'M NOT THAT ANON SORRY BUT YES WE HAVE A 8 YEAR AGE GAP AND WE LIVE TOGETHER AND WE HAVE INCEST SEX EVERY NIGHT AND I'M ALWAYS SITTING ON HIS LAP COCKWARMING HIM WHEN HE STREAMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
they arent beeg

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be scared if I were Sonny

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rape enna

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346898
No I just don’t want him to come here and get paranoid over those posts…

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346796
His old house was a rental so it would have been a hassle to install an AC. He owns his new house so he can do what he wants, like drilling to mount his brand new TV. Also, he hasn't complained about the Australian summer at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346530
in reality shirts like that make you look fat

[Anonymous No.]

it makes me happy that sonny is probably in his late 20's, and i'm in my early 20's... this is the closest i'll get to the fantasy of being his little sister

[Anonymous No.]

@fulgur_ovid warn sonny she's coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346795
>scared of anachans who only care about ike

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346680
this but my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347005
incorrect. i observe ARMS and THIGHTS to see if you fatty have. idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346911
>>70344352

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346973
More than anons, he'd be actually scared of people like Debby who have shit loads of money and could actually find him

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347034
Interesting that briskadets are comparatively healthier than quildren...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346946
hi

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/unaynoken/status/1762038159263580652
holy shit, i can't believe the erudite leaker was kyo all along, all he needed to hide his identity was a spellchecker

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347057
this sentence..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347080
Statistically there's we're bound to have a crazy rich fan in /nijien/

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was kind of underwhelming buds

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347086
no theyre not.. i remember the quilldren who freaked out about eating chocolate and forced themselves to throw up

[Anonymous No.]

>mommy longleg's VA is named Lovelock IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347023
also have sex with sonny on stream please

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347085
Bud, no...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm a few different anons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347191
>no theyre not
>proceeds to tell story of quildren being mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347168
yeah, anticlimatic

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347201

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347191
NOT QUILLDREN the briskadet* fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344133
>Fuck and I come

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347201

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346946
I think you should post pictures of them and let me decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347245
Same, I'm afraid of committing to a single personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347273
I have saggy and hairy tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347057
reading this post gave me a stroke

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347314
I think you should post pictures of them and let me decide

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347057
>THIGHTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347273
Pomie, just look up the before pictures on plastic surgery sites...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347191
is she a dog or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347023
>warn sonny she's coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347245
>>70347297
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347160
True

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347407
no, she looked at the calories and started overthinking it because she didn't want to get fat..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347297
no, not a personality, just a few different utility anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347411
do you only come here to fuck with anons by posting millie on top of shit posts? does that make you feel good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347477
>do you only come

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347477
>do you only come

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347339

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343859
>Jesus christ
>esus ch
>sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347526
WOAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347526
you only have one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347526
Oh.. holy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347526
nice boob bwo

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347526
See, this is what I meant when I said the sexy kind. Mine don't look like this.