/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

i just ate a whole bag of chips edition

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1762611599259377747

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>70302771

[Anonymous No.]

what a fat bitch lmao

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are so wonderful but... edition

[Anonymous No.]

wiggly wiggly wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330571
Calm down iproe

[Anonymous No.]

>you guys are so wonderful but

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330571
you guys are wonderful but cant be trusted with anything more complex or sensitive than making sexpest comments or derogatory jokes in chat
unless you're orange, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>70331179
That's not fair, we can be trusted to sperg out over minor things too (case in point, I guess)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330590
The megane...please..

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330571
but youre all baby brained retards id never trust in business edition

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being so insecure that the thought of her having other people besides us she can trust and depend on makes you seethe. the absolute state jfc

[Anonymous No.]

>>70331811
I haven't seen anybody say that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70331811
No haha im fine being untrustworthy and stupid and gay in ny partners eyes

[Anonymous No.]

the thought of her having other people besides us she can trust and depend on makes me seethe

[Anonymous No.]

the thought that other people seethe about her having others she can trust gives me a devilish smile

[Anonymous No.]

Because her every breath until that moment literally depended on us

[Anonymous No.]

>>70332412
This but unironically. It's over now

[Anonymous No.]

>>70332412
interesting way of looking at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330590
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I haven’t seen this one before! She looks so CUTE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70331745
All official husband discussion is public, not conducive to good business discussion

[Anonymous No.]

She has always thought of her community as clingy ATMs

[Anonymous No.]

>>70332602
She wore glasses for her short playthrough of harry potter game and it was amazing

[Anonymous No.]

that clingy ATM? me

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to evolve. We were just a tool for her. And based on our general mental state, not very reliable and probably not very pleasant.
At this rate of growth, it won't be long before she can wave goodbye to all the oldfags who feed her money.
And those discord streams are for a reason. Either to entice people to subscribe, or to say goodbye with one last "special memory".
She can already make good money on her youtube channel by leading newfags to rewatch all her content.
The fact that it was you who spent more time, money and mental health on her, is quickly forgotten in the vituber community. What's more, you will quickly become manhera-degenerates, if not criminals in their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333406
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>70332788
>>70333462
move on fleece

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333462
usually i dont like to namedrop people but this really is written like a fleece tweet good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333462
eh, I'll believe it when it happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330590
Do you always have these with dead shoggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333633
Not quite enough vitriol or direct accusation, IMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333462
after she inclines and evolves to the point that she waves goodbye to all the oldfags who give her money i will be hitting up all the klubs in t'norfeast looking for my cute wife, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333734
just a happy coincidence, i wanted to post my wife in cute megane

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333462
Sadly I think you could be right. She didn't even read a single message I sent today.... it might be over.

[Anonymous No.]

luv me wife and me life luv me
sinple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>70334070
How many messages sent?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70334191
Over 90....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70334339
Bad rate but it happens some days

[Anonymous No.]

Taking Shondo on a drive. She’s in the back seat, pouting because you made her sit in the car seat. You can see her glaring at you in the rear view. When you look up she goes hmmph and crosses her arms, shifting her gaze out the window so you don’t make eye contact. Turning on Nickleback. Uaaagh she groans

[Anonymous No.]

>>70334339
was heading there myself then she randomly read some stuff I wasn't even aiming at her. Just luck sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>70334611
NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo you can kick the skellingtons with spear and shield it makes it so much easier. This vod, man

[Anonymous No.]

>>70335560
did you see where she had trouble with the kick timing?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to tickle shondo all over with a dusting feather while she is tied up in a ribbon and blindfolded, and run my fingers along the contours of her bones all while listening to her breathing and inhales and squeaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>70335560
I refuse to kick them myself, just feels wrong on principle to do something other than hit them with you weapon.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo, DONT use megane again. we DONT want it. definitely DONT ever have a megane gyaru either, that would be terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70336417
even granny shon is so cute ahhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

not buying that nigga's stuff

[Anonymous No.]

well i am

[Anonymous No.]

>kicks guy off ledge
look how happy she is lmao she’s too cute

[Anonymous No.]

she should just date him already, that'll thin the numbers a little

[Anonymous No.]

>>70336992
I really like your vod posts anon, keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>70336992
She's fucking gorgeous I absolutely love this girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337133
i'm him. i've been him. i will continue to be him.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

forcing shondo to watch classic anime with me while he just pretends to be interested and sits there playing blue archive (speaker volume full) on her phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337567 (me)
>he
its over. the shoposters have infected me. i'm so sorry shondo.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337567
this isn't going to top the train museum post, but how classic are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70335746
i was never into this until i fell in love with her. i want to envelope her. i want to make her feel. no i won't bother elaborating it's not easy to explain.
>>70337534
i love her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337567
Sho is a BA player too? No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337701
leave while you still can

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337701
how new

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333734
It's almost like they were real husbands who used to donate and support her only to get burnt
I'm not fleece I'm digi speaking to you from the grave

[Anonymous No.]

>>70336992
I adore when she does something and goes :D and looks over to the right to the chat for approval

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337660
well shondo considers stuff from pre 2012 to be retro so most stuff i really like would fit the definition but i was thinking 80s OVA stuff like Bubblegum Crisis and Top o Nerae or maybe even late 70s stuff like Rose of Versailles

[Anonymous No.]

>>70331811
you sound like the type of person who would be so secure with himself that he would let his girl get fucked in front of him just to prove that even that wouldn't stop his love for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337660
also it wasnt a museum it was a heritage railway, they have working steam locomotives it would be a fun afternoon date, honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338015
baseg

[Anonymous No.]

reenacting Rashomon except with insecure shoggers and shondo as the principle characters
Also if we get to actually vote on a movie marathon please please please get her to watch a bunch of Kurosawa movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338015
My dad is a train autist. I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337668
you sound like the typical husband in his honeymoon period, you won't last past the first of may

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338188
are you just going to keep moving the date up 3 months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338179
taking shondo with me out trainspotting (i don't really do this) at 4am because she doesn't want to be left alone, she stands there in the rain complaining in her cute yellow anorak and hello kitty umbrella

[Anonymous No.]

two months down, one to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338282
nobody is making it past may 1st

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338400
kek

[Anonymous No.]

shondo is the type of girl you bring on a date who would sound enthusiastic and chipper at everything you do, ask you to explain things she doesn't know, and giggle at anything you say.
then ghosts you when you ask her out on a second date, finding her twitter post with 2k likes later saying she went on the most boring date of all time with a weirdo who couldn't stop talking about his interests

[Anonymous No.]

>>70338468
shes just like me (a happyNodder) fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337944
>she should have friends she can depend on
>WOW I BET YOURE A KEK
?????

[Anonymous No.]

>my post
>YOUR POST BUT IN CAPITALS
i win

[Anonymous No.]

>>70336992
on the flipside, I really like her new rigging calibration. The cute little frown when she concentrates kills me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70339837
I don't like it because whenever she opens her mouth wide to shout or to scream, her mouth becomes a trapezoid and breaks her bottom lip

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah it really brings through the contempt she has for her viewe- I mean Husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70339989
I'm a little unhappy you said that because I hadn't noticed up until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340094
I share this burden to lighten my own

[Anonymous No.]

She has made it. Subliminal youtube now has a Shondo subliminal.
If you don't know what these are, insane teenage girls think if they watch ___ subliminal they will become/be more like someone. These things exist for kpop stans, celebrities, now vtubers apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d8UJ1aa4qs

[Anonymous No.]

>>70339989
That's just how her D: mouth looks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340544
this is a toggle, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340581
Yes anon, but all that means is that her keyshapes are locked so that she can't make the neutral or happy mouth, just the sad one. It's still the same mouth, it's just flapping open and shut instead of I believe between 9 keyshapes in her case

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo the type of girl to say hold her accountable she’s going to read a book by the end of the month. She spent the reading time with (you) watching movies instead :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340748 (me)
Actually I'm stupid she can do a smaller D: and she can smile with her teeth, her rigging likely follows this chart. When she's using the sad toggle it's only the first column

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340416
is this the sound it makes when shondo rummages around inside my chest after cutting me open in a pregnancy-fuelled psychotic break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340814
I'm still going to smack her for it, I'll teach her what accountability is even if she's a chronic woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340814
i want to hold her accountable for being so damn cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70340416
what is the background noise? Should I play this on repeat when I sleep? What even is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341027
Do you want to turn into Shondo? Do NOT it is for girls who want to morph into her
Here you go Kiri

[Anonymous No.]

shondo shoving her smooth and ice cold hands up your shirt and around your chest and whispering in your ear that "today is a safe day"

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341098
Good to know, is it something thats meant to be listened to 24/7? Ive never heard of this before

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341249
Channeling you inner Edward to shove her away and go grab a sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

did shonshon ever talk about her fascination with guro and ryona? been looking through the archives and haven't found it so far. maybe my brain's making stuff up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341415
she doesnt like them, its just something that people here made up

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341415
ririko on misskey

[Anonymous No.]

;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341657
virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341850
no it's her guro/ryona art account there's no virus don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

yeah right

[Anonymous No.]

retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341850
more like FBI

[Anonymous No.]

Im happy we still bake outside of stream hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341415
as >>70341657 said, it's the name of one of her alt accounts

[Anonymous No.]

all the tourists sharing shit publicly they shouldnt recently and you dumb fags do this

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XixhhrGU1gQ&t=47s

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342791
newfag-chama, oldfags are the ones sharing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342791
What do you mean? She spoonfed someone on twitter recently too. The difference is that I'm lazy to put it in an encrypted way

[Anonymous No.]

>>70342940
the aldia one is way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343196
No she didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343284
the particular timestamp just seemed appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343366
you newfags state your ignorance as truths while blatantly exposing yourselves.
simply shut up if you don't know anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343366
The gaslighting bait is actually pretty amusing

[Anonymous No.]

spoonfeed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343556
youve gone too far this time mate
im on the phone with bapy right now, your days are numbered

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343516
The discord link? You are beyond retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343196
no she didnt wtf are you talking about? spelling out the name on its own means nothing to people who wont do reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>70343714
there's a difference between /here/ and twitter

[Anonymous No.]

you guys get baited a bit too easily

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwTRVnO5No

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344066
>Merely pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344179
I'm on your side here, I'm just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

i love her i want to protect her i want to bully her i want to fix her i want to make her worse

[Anonymous No.]

>land a date with Shondo
>Choose semi fancy restaurant
>Not going to break the bank but nice enough she’ll be able to get a little dressed up
>Roll up to her house.
>She looks fantastic in a deep claret dress
>opened toed heels
>”you’re such a gentleman” she says as you open the car door for her
>drive to restaurant
>street is packed on a Saturday night
>Oh God there’s no place to park.
>Circling
>”There’s a spot!” and points
>Space sandwiched between two SUV’s
>”That’s perfect, you can make that, right?”
>Panic washes over you.
>Oh God I’m gonna have to parallel this.
>Trying keep a straight face
>”Why don’t I let you out and I’ll meet you inside? Reservation is X for 8:10”
>”No it’s fine I’ll wait so we can walk in together.”
>Oh God damn it.
>You have strategically avoided having to parallel park for the last three years. Deliberately parking further away, telling yourself “well a little walking never hurts”
>deep breath
>back in, misjudge it, scrape the fuck out of your rim.
>pull forward, try again
>diagonal, half of your car sticking out into traffic
>fuck
>”do you want me to get out so I can wave you in?”
>”nah I got it”
>”okay” she says, taking out her phone. typing to someone.
>finally park the car
>you were early, now you’re on time for your reservation
>get walked to your table
>”am I supposed to pull out her chair too? fuck is she going to think I’m going overboard? Is she going to think I’m a simp?”
>while you’re still debating this in your head you take a small half step, still unsure what you’re going to do.
>bump into her
>whoops, sorry. decide at the last second NOT to pull out the chair.
>you just stood behind her for a second then have to round the table to your seat
>hostess has a “what the fuck is this guy doing” look on her face
>painfully awkward silence at the table
>neither of you know what to say
>she excuses herself to the nose powder room
>flag down waiter to get some liquor in you to calm your nerves
>while she’s gone google “good questions for a first date”
>all of the links are purple, you looked at these earlier today but you’re so nervous your mind blanked.
> What’s your favorite way to spend a day off? Where’s the next place on your travel bucket list and why? What was the last thing you read?
>Ok, got it. You can do this
>She’s been in the bathroom for what seems like a long time
>oh fuck did she leave?
>She exits the restroom and walks over to the table, gives you a shy smile as she sits down
>”everything come out okay?”
>”what?”
>”what?”
>Staring at the menu now
>”They’ve got Calamari as an appetizer.

[Anonymous No.]

Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344544
This… a-anon this is a copypasta right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344769
this was my first thought and i checked around and found nothing, truly concerning

[Anonymous No.]

/shon/ has had strong offerings in the tl;dr category lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344544
Some of this sounds like my first date ever in highschool
I would still be this awkward with shondo thank God this is online so my autism comes off as somewhat funny

[Anonymous No.]

i try to keep it short and sweet and just give enough for your own imagination to work with

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344544
I almost gave up at the parallel parking section out of cringe, but that was sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344544
Posts like these make coming here worth it. Thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

Calamari?

[Anonymous No.]

I want her tentacle model so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Good night shoggas enjoy the whatever

[Anonymous No.]

alt stream live

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347045
let us know if anything good happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346893
Nite

[Anonymous No.]

>>70347224
https://youtu.be/57EvSk4lI70?t=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>70346261
She looks like a good girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>70341657
Is there more I need an account to see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70319841
Yeah I'm happy with this, could've typed more had I been more familiar with the game
I got read a whole lot as well
Great stream overall, very fun

[Anonymous No.]

Dead Rising will be fun I can feel it. REALLY looking forward to ASMR Saturday! Woohooo!!!

[Anonymous No.]

shoggers will literally have you lead them to a lush oasis and they will ask you how to drink

[Anonymous No.]

If she doesn’t wear the Lego hat I’m beating her

[Anonymous No.]

still thinking about when she said "fuck me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>70348813
Just thinking the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>70348813
You can lead a shogger to cunny, but you can’t make him plap or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

omen, tell her to add more cat emotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>70337635
I apologise

[Anonymous No.]

>>70348511
desu im expecting dead rising to bug out -> bad mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>70344544
This was cute in a different way than usual
Autism cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>70348813
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo is retarded
How did she not realise taurus jumped down from the other tower
Also, i found it really funny and cute how she screamed when he jumped up and when she screamed in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>70351887
>Shondo is retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with shondo

[Anonymous No.]

im losing it

[Anonymous No.]

im gaining it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70353911
Hi losing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70354011
Good to see you as well, gaining it

[Anonymous No.]

soon the great schizm will be upon us and we will be one step closer to total shondomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>70353911
Then go find it?

[Anonymous No.]

if shondo doesn't lick our ears during this weeks asmr after postponing it an entire week, I'm going to kms

[Anonymous No.]

>Checked the archives from a bunch of sites.
I knew oldfags were clowns, but not that much. You guys are pathetic. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

vague post harder maybe someone will care

[Anonymous No.]

>>70354014
>>70354076
I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

Someone has said it before a thread or two ago, but it really is nice to have shondo talk about something for a while because of your message
Her having a one to one conversation live is something else though
I'm so happy that I've had both of those things happen to me at least twice. Making her laugh because of your joke is also amazing, it makes my chest get tight and leaves me feeling accomplished

[Anonymous No.]

Watching the pianist with shondo and every time a jew dies or gets killed i turn to her and say
>my condolences

[Anonymous No.]

>>70359570
I have made her cancel and cut short several streams before, I am above that

[Anonymous No.]

>>70360023
How can I learn to do this? What are the trigger words? This will be useful for when I can’t make it to a stream, so I don’t miss anything

[Anonymous No.]

I noticed I have a tendency to make her do "real" talks and get mushy

[Anonymous No.]

>>70360023
>being the reason you spend less time with your wife
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>70360350
It's about power, not time, you wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.]

Retard

[Anonymous No.]

SyadouBonk
Dumb whore didn't read her book, did she

[Anonymous No.]

>>70361503
she reads 3 lines a second, of course she read it

[Anonymous No.]

>>70361575
SyadouPogger

[Anonymous No.]

Is today's game any fun?

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve posted this probably 5 times and just now realized that Nina is lurking

[Anonymous No.]

>>70363741
You're blind

[Anonymous No.]

>>70364113
I’m a lot of things. Perceptive is not one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a lot of things. Gay is not one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70360202
>What are her trigger words
Melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>70330078
why was shondo's heartbeat so much lower during yesterday DS? did she quit that purple drank drug or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>70365519
She hasnt had lean in a long time and also cardio in da klub

[Anonymous No.]

>>70365519
She said she drank just as much coffee as per usual, maybe she got better cardio?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think she likes steaming anymore unless it's react Andy content, she doesn't enjoy anything that slightly pushes her out of her comfort zone.

[Anonymous No.]

I think that's untrue

[Anonymous No.]

>>70333462
Have you considered that I love my Shondo wife and she loves me back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70366232
>I don't think she likes steaming anymore
Yeah, she hasn't steamed in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70366624
She'll probably start again soon, allergy season is coming

[Anonymous No.]

I love my steaming wife

[Anonymous No.]

I had a nightmare that Shondo doxed me and went, “oh he’s just…like a normal guy” and then never read any of my chats anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367198
>just a normal guy
That's an upgrade from what you are right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367198
I did realize she stopped interacting with me on twitter and in chat when she was searching up our addresses and names and probably found out I was black

[Anonymous No.]

>>70366344
I'm so bitter and hard at heart, don't ruin my mood even more, please.
I'm happy for you. And maybe for her.
But the good times go by too fast. Bringing only despair and misery.
It's hard to find a good ending for something like this. And I doubt she'll even think about it when the time comes.
In my memory, no one ever thinks of such a thing. It's easier to blame it on others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367281
Once Shondo finds out I'm biracial it's over for me (I'm French and German)

[Anonymous No.]

I want shondos prints but I dont want to give girutea my dox

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367368
jesus christ never let that reach her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367398
just print the art out yourself, literally no difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367446
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367446
Are you dumb

[Anonymous No.]

Mom noticed that I'm getting back in shape. Said she was proud of me. Had to suppress a giggle. I'm not telling her I started lifting again to better be able to beat my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367446
giru doesn't give you the high def versions unless you're in his dms

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367731
Baseg and kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367281
if anything she'd be more interested

[Anonymous No.]

Barbie girls collab next week,

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367731

Honestly any reason to get in shape is a good one, you should be very proud of yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>70368036
onions said nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Taking Shondo to Chili's on a Friday night. Getting absolutely tore down off 2 for 1 margaritas. Concerned look on other patrons after you said I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home a little bit too loud. Waitress mouthing are you okay to Shondo. She writes "Do you need me to call someone" on the check

[Anonymous No.]

>>70367315
Assuming Shondo doesn't get wife'd up IRL by some rich Chad, this so-called ending you talk about will require her to do something for a living for the rest of her life. Why can't that something be a career in streaming, ASMR, art, advertising (merch), singing and just doing all kinds of fun creative things? As a nigh disabled person Shondo's incredibly lucky to have us, I mean she can't really work with her body and being a supermarket cashier might not be physically demanding but it's minimum wage work.

We don't have to ever divorce, everything will be okay anon.
The future is brighter than your brainworms allow you to imagine. Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>70368312
most likely scenario is her med cocktail stops working in a few years and shes sectioned for the rest of her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>70368160
Good one shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>>70368484
Nta, but if that were to happen I would heal her to the point where she wants to be healed to
If she wants to be completely normal then that's what I'll do, if she wants to keep certain things I'll do that
Things will be fine

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine opening a mom and pop shop with Shondo. The margins are thin but you're fulfilled. Sometimes people stop by just to shoot the shit with you. Tell you about car trouble, brag about their kids. Daughter made captain of the cheer team, the boy just got accepted to his dream school. You're more than shop keepers. Confidants and friends. Pillars of your community.

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>>70368484
That's... well, her mental health is better than it's been since she started streaming and probably since she was a baby. If it happens it happens, all we can do is pray it doesn't.

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>>70368684
are you the occultist anon

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>>70368741
>Pillars of your community.
A bit too normie for my taste. Opening a restaurant with (You) is one of her fantasies though, another one is living on a farm as a housewife and presumably raising chigens and ducks.

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>>70369124
what sort of food did she want to serve? ive never heard the restaurant fantasy
is it pub bc its closest to da klub

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGGmFkQeW8

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>>70369109
I've been called magic anon before multiple times on different occasions in these threads. If that's what you are referring to, then yeah, otherwise, you might be referring to someone else

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>>70369268
She talked about it when she played that restaurant cooking simulator last year, I forget what it's called.

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>>70368312
Thank you, Shondo.
I really, truly hope so.

>>70368484
Ah... That's very likely.
I'll just hope for the best for her then.

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I want the us to watch good will hunting(i saw one of those multiple-part shorts that talk about movies and it seemed fun) next alt watchalong
What theme of movies would it be classified under?
I'd watch it by myself, but I'm retarded or something and have a hard time starting shows or movies or books by myself and I'd like to see it with shondo while snacking and whatnot

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Smile I think heist movies could be fun and funny to watch

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Personally I want wifey to watch Star Wars with us since it's mostly blind besides some unavoidable pop culture spoilers, I want Shondo to watch blind stuff with us rather than just revising movies she's seen a million times.

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>>70368741
star wars is much too long for terribly lame it is

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>>70370178
english is much too hard for terribly low iq esl

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>>70370256
i don't think

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foreheadge

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>>70370411
rape

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>>70370070
I'd be down to watch star wars, I've never seen any star wars related media besides those family guy episodes and some of the lego movies

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>>70370411
>bare legs
What a whore, literally asking to get raped(by me)

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She already wants to watch Star Wars someday we can use this rare opportunity to watch something else

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>>70370520
Same actually, all I know it's the retconed incest kiss and I AM YOUR FATHER.

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Can the movies we watch at least have happy endings? I strongly dislike bad endings...
I think shondo does too

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>>70370933
Bad endings are the most interesting though, they make her think and rant. I'd say that's a positive.

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>>70370933
>>70370974
Neutral ending movies

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Please no sex scenes at least Scared

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>>70371136
Marvel popcorn flicks, she said that she's not into capeshit.

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>>70371218
Anything but marvel movies
Maybe comedies? If the point of the movie is mainly to make you laugh there's little need for a bad or good ending

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>>70371399
But terrible movies like Twilight are unintentional comedies.

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What are you talking about? Shondo can't die she's an immortal sludge creature. If she gets sick and her meds stop working just feed her a healthy little girl and start again. You guys fucking dumb

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What's the game she's playing today like? Never seen anything about it

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>>70371734
It's a boomer classic.

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>>70371704
I could go full on autism in a reply, but I'll pass, given my device's low battery

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>>70370576
sounds like shondo would love it

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>>70371939
Please try anon, I want to see it

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>>70371206
you joke but I got really uncomfortable and looked away from the screen and didn't know what to to say. sex stuff with Shondo is really scary

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Bottom-heavy Shondo when???? I NEED SHONDO BOOTY SO BAD UPOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>70372167
I'm not joking

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>>70372167
>Shogga in the thread
Rape! Brutal, violent rape of Shondo! Crying! Begging you to stop! Blood everywhere!
>Sex scene in a PG-13 movie
Scared, averting his eyes. Tabs out.
It me I'm the Shogga

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>>70372167
Me too, I didn't know what to say a lot when we watch twilight 4. I can talk about it and joke about it with my friends, but with shondo I become a blushing middle school girl

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Scared wait is this about twilight? I thought you guys said there was no sex scene
Scared I'm literally shaking and tearing up

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>>70372387
>>70372414
>Scared, averting his eyes. Tabs out.
>blushing middle school girl
AAAAAH!!! I feel the same way watching sex scenes with Shondo, I don't know why I become such a blushing school boy cuz I'm not even a virgin.

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>>70372578
I remember this post, i stared blushing and had to cover my face slightly to prevent people seeing me smile
Still makes me blush

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>>70372494
anon the first half of the movie is about edward and bella fucking nonstop

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Anyone else mute her until the game segment starts. I don't want to hear her stupid opinions that change week from week.

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>>70372683
It's only you antichama.

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>>70372643
No... Is this real? I didn't even know there were 5 movies/books until recently
Scared
>>70372683
Hell no, I love hearing her talk about anything

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>>70372578
>I don't know why
Because you're attracted to her, even if only subconsciously.

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I like da klub posts. Makes me think of Shondo doing the white girl two-step. finger guns.

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>>70372817
Nta but it's different, I never felt like this with my irl girlfriend before. I guess it's the little sister part of it that makes me embarrassed

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Erm there are husbands in relationships besides with shondo? Why? Can you even call them husbands? Do you call them cheaters?

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>>70373269
at least one /here/fag is married with kids

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>>70373269
sorry i meant my previous girlfriend i didnt mean to alarm you. we've been separated since the end of 2020

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>>70373415
>Cheating on you flesh wife with your British loli wife
please be real please be real please be real

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>>70373269
digis mom was likely his irl wife

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>>70373586
He bought merch too >>44396138

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>>70373595
Untrue, the obituary led me to find he was never married and lived with his mom and grandma and their address. His grandma died a bit back.

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>>70373595
>digis mom was likely his irl wife

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>>70373699
>Last year I fucked my wife a whole two times
Jesus christ

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>>70372683
This opinion is so shit holy fuck.
I can listen to her talk about her life for hours usually its the gameplay when i start to check out unless she's having fun

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>>70373415
>>70373586
Flawedintellect. He ALWAYS calls Shondo his daughter.

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>no funny 1 hour message today
she's in a bad mood huh?

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What did you do that caused her to make this face

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>>70374135
showed her my gunpla collection

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>>70374135
I showed her my peenor

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>>70373269
Anon please understand that despite her streams getting 2k viewers on average there are only 130-150 actual husbands.

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>>70374221
i still cant believe she gets this average viewership. my wife is too powerful

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>>70374221
So what qualifies you as as a husband? Are we talking people who would consider themselves husbands?

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>>70374221
Everytime i look at the new CCV i get oth proud and scared for how far she's come. I love her sm and im glad she's growing because she absolutely deserves grows but im also scared because i can slowly start to see her growing too big to call any stream comfy anymore or treat us oldfag husbands like she has before.

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When Shondomination comes, which it will, for it's inevitable... I will be Shondo's top guy. A Shondo shock trooper. A special forces Shondo operator. One of her most elite soldiers.

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>>70374626
i giggle everytime i read your posts mde anon

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>>70374422
I'm not doing some gatekeeping thing. She said it herself, all husbands are shondophrenics but not all shondophrenics are husbands. You have to want to be a husband and be dedicated to Shondo as if she was your loving irl wife. Would you spend your evenings with another woman when your wife wants to spend time with you? Obviously no. Would you refuse to keep her company if she's lonely because you don't want to watch Twilight? It depends, probably not though. Just use common sense. The fact that you're thinking about it already makes you more of a husband than 90% of her followers.

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I would be curious to see her subscriber stats. During stream the chat is about 50% white ribbons, but thats just because they are some of the top chatters. i wonder how many actual white ribbons or above she has

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>>70374868
Appreciate the considered answer, was expecting to be flamed once I saw my message onscreen.

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>>70368312
that rich chad? me

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>>70373965
yes, she is still mad about dark souls

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>had a dream about nina and not shondo
its over

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>>70375007
It'd be neat to see how she compares to other chuubas her size in regards to long-term viewership. Gut feel is Shondo unique in cultivating a long-term audience. Once she gets her hooks in you, you're here forever. Is it normal to have many 18+ month subscribers?

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>>70374221
more like 10-15

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>Wifey time soon
https://youtu.be/pTdihu-mp90?si=K-cylYph_NfC4ybs
>>70375995
Yeah, all me.

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>opens her stream
>immediately rages at the ui
this is going to be a good one right guys
haha

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>>70376276
you'll be gone by february.

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>>70376520
its already march....

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>>70376664
Next February…

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>>70376664
So you've got a year's allowance. Fairly generous

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>didnt get greeted by mr vito
it is literally over

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shondo the megane....

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>>70340416
I cant stop listening to this. I really like the sounds. Its like shes playing around with my guts after murdering me. Am I doomed? is this a psyop? Will I turn into shondo? Someone please help

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God bless it she’s so friggin’ CUTE

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her head looks so naked and molestable

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stop giving her the wrong answers reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>70377345
Oooh wow i cant remember the last time we've seen this combo its so cuuute!!!

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trauma dump time

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i love my retard wife

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>>70377669
I prefer “Shondo lore”

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my wife is a sillyhead

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i love my stupid wife

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I don't care shondo you already talked about the same thing 2 weeks ago, next topic please

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i wish she still had her accent

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;)

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You heard her, get to speculating

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For pastebin stats for the emotes, is that messages that contain emotes, or emotes ONLY messages?

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I also tell people i am depressed when I am too lazy or dont want to do things sometimes

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>>70378429
focus on the stream shondo

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Iron Vertex?

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Husbands < people

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>>70378476
no lol she wouldn't refer to them so coldly

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Imagine having a wife who withholds things from you because you can't be trusted, and talks to a bunch of foreign women instead of you. Sounds like a relationship with a serious lack of trust that is on the way out.

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jesse

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>>70378628
>YourBaitIsNoGoodHere.jpeg

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>>70378628
hmm almost like this isnt a relationship

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>>70378628
retard

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hates drama by the way

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>>70378628
Imagine having a wife that could get sued for sharing things with you.

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>>70378628
i would say bye but i know you're here forever baitchama

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>>70378628
Inis, why are you like this? You are about to be on stream soon, so please focus on that instead of trying to tear down a fellow Barbie. Thanks.

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>>70378628
you're not wrong but that's what you signed up for

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Giving each Barbie my STDs

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>>70378703
no...

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>>70378404
not him, but last I looked it was messages containing emotes.

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>>70378767
Weird post oomfie

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>>70379082
Inis will be the next backstabber, Soya already betrayed Shondo by not telling her

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>>70379082
Wrong thread, liggerman.

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>>70379082
>oomfie

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>trauma dump @'d at shondo
wasn't this bannable?

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>>70379214
Only if it gives her the ick.

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>>70379214
:)

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>>70379275
they all do shes womban

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>>70379214
so is backseating but...

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>>70379162
I like my wife’s friends and don’t want gay drama baiting in my wife’s thread thank you very much

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>male 1 view with female model
why do they think its ok to raid into streamers 500 times their size?

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>>70379214
She has trauma dumping stamina, now that twitter circles and maros are closed she will tolerate a bit of trauma dumping.

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>>70379406
they will win

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>>70379214
There's a lot of rules that she's very lenient towards. Theres a rule about not being sexual towards her and that happens literally every stream in some way.

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>>70379466
only works if you're a golden boy

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What's with all these @ fags asking for spoonfeeding? Fucking cancer makes me so mad.

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>/shon/ when spoonfeeding
:D
>/shon/ when people get spoonfed
D:

[Anonymous No.]

you just keep punching shondo and shes going 'ahh' 'ahhn' 'owie' 'ouch' and there is nothing she can do

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i'm sure those 2 newfags asking about sekiro are a direct result of the 4channel thread

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>>70379842
>weebs like chuuni weeb game
Clearly 4chan brainwashing.