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Been hearing a lot of nonsense about breeding lately, so I wanted to clear things up with the definitive breedability tierlist.

>> No.70331598

>>70330055
>IRyS, Fauna, and Nerissa in fragile sickly.
kys

>> No.70331718

>>70331598
fauna is vegan and anemic

>> No.70331816

>>70330055
Why is Nerissa in sickly?

>> No.70331923

>>70330055
>Fertile
Biboo baby... Biboo 's baby? I dunno, I have hardly ever seen pregnant biboo art to judge the merits of this. Feel free to post it to change my mind however.

>> No.70331935

>>70331718
Won't die or be crippled from getting plapped. She's "Chronic Issues" at worst.

>> No.70331963

>>70331816
Scoliosis I guess

>> No.70332042

>>70331598
>Soda addict
>Vegan
You do have a point on Nerissa however, she is the type who you would have a soccer team worth of kids with.

>> No.70332082
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>>70330055
I'll keep IRyS thanks

>> No.70332153
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>>70330055
Ina doesn't need to be breedable for me to marry her.

>> No.70332196

>>70331816
>>70332042
You guys know about her back right? She'll barely make it through one birth if she's lucky.

>> No.70332242

>>70331935
fair

>> No.70333082
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>>70330055
Breeding.
Rats get pregnant with litters of 8 or more pretty regularly so the chance of Bae getting knocked up with octuplets is pretty good actually. After Bae has been knocked up ((gotten pregnant) (by me)) I will wait until probably early third trimester, around month 7 to begin treading her about her massive belly.

Babies come out smaller when the mother is also smaller but rules get thrown out the window sigh rat children and large numbers if multiples especially. Naturally As a result of this pregnancy Bae would get fatter, her breasts would swell up, and her hips would widen, but also her organs would be forced into new arrangements to confirm to her overstuffed womb and her bladder is a prime victim of this. Bae's already weak bladder would be under near constant attack during the later months of her pregnancy and her need to constantly use the bathroom would become almost comical. During this time I would like to pour some coffee (not that hot, just warm) on her belly.

Since caffeine is a stimulant it would stimulate the babies into kicking and squirming and generally moving around a lot more than normal. With how tight her belly already would be the added movement would make her constantly wince in pain and the sheer number of babies moving at once would make it look like she was pregnant with a tentacle monster. Naturally her bladder would sustain kick after kick after kick and she would need to try as hard as possible to hold her pee in. This is sexually attractive because knowing that she's trying so hard to hold something I means she's hypersensitive in that moment, intensifying the sensation of having at least 8 children deforming her womb in every direction at once. Since the standard way to calm down an active baby is to rub the belly, she would need to rub quite vigorously to cover such a large surface area. This is also sexually attractive because the movement of her hands and the overemphasized kicks visible on her skin make it blatantly clear just how overly large and round her belly is. This is also sexually attractive because it is a complete domination of the female form, caused almost entirely by my sperm. This is perhaps the most sexually attractive aspect as the fact that Bae is willing to put up with 4 weeks of this just go give birth to my children means that she loves me enough to leave herself open to me in her most vulnerable state and trusts that I will protect and take care of her. This represents her faith in my ability and a father for the children she will bare and the fact that she's so over encumbered by the octuplet rat litter in her womb is proof of her devotion to raising a family with me. All this combined are signs that she is not only incredibly fertile (obviously sexual trait) but also that she's fully willing to take advantage of that fertility to raise a family of at least 256 rat babies with me.

>> No.70333275

>>70332196
I literally have multiple friends and relatives with quite severe cases of the same thing, who have had multiple children through normal births, and are fine.

>> No.70333815

>>70333082
Can't say I've seen this pasta before.

>> No.70334212

>>70333082
I made this post.

>> No.70334434

>>70331598
>IRyS can't even throw a dodgeball without dislocating her shoulder

>> No.70334618

OP here, shall we bump Fauna and Nerissa up to the Chronic Issues level?

>> No.70334753

>>70334618
Nerissa is made for breeding continiously

>> No.70334842

>>70330055
it's always funny to see the most horny fans simping for bae, since she's one of the biggest homo lovers and acts like a cock thirsty whore for them. is her fanbase just full of cucks or am I missing something?

>> No.70334932

>>70330055
Kronii having baby fever has been the best timeline

>> No.70334958

irys nerissa and fauna need to be higher you colossal faggot

>> No.70335019

>>70334958
>vegan
>irys getting sick all the time
agreed with nerissa

>> No.70335022

>>70334842
>it's always funny to see the most horny fans simping for bae
>acts like a cock thirsty whore
>horny fans like a whore
Are you retarded or just cuck obsessed?

>> No.70335031

>>70334842
you are missing your masculinity you fucking faggot

>> No.70335101

>>70334958
it's not a rating based on /your/ desires to breed, but /their/ ability to safely do so and bare the offspring to term you cretin

>> No.70335431

>>70331923
That's because she prefers anal

>> No.70336552

>>70330055
twappi is the only breedable one

>> No.70337780

>>70330055
Mumei would be good at the getting pregnant and giving birth part, it’s just that the kid is going to be autistic with a high chance of colorblindness.

>> No.70339070

>>70330055
BREED

>> No.70342381

>>70331598
fool

>> No.70342487
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70342487

I'll feed her healthy food and make her ride on top for some exercise
I can fix her

>> No.70344487

>>70331598
IDK about Nerissa or Fauna, but IRyS is fragile AF. Kinda sickly, too - after all, this is the girl who had to chug meds after going out of the house to Disney Land because almost every time she went there, she came back with some sorts of illness that took her down for days / week

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