What do you guys think sex with Mumei is like?

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There's no way the autism just turns off, right?

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>>70209582
no she will just keep making autistic noises during sex

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>>70209582
If you havent had a good laugh during sex than mumei, or as i call her
>my wife
is not a good match for you

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>>70209714
>had
>sex
do you really?

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>>70209582
DD/LG

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>>70209582
That AI voice was probably pretty accurate

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>>70209753
ive been /here/ since forever and i know im breaking all kinds of unwritten rules by mentioning it but... do people RP as virgin neets or are they actually virgin neets?

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>>70209878
yes

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>>70209878
Both, even if the count is something like 10%/90%.

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>>70209878
There's a lot of people trying their hardest to "fit in". Legitimately only 2% of men are virgins at 30.

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>>70209878
I would never lie about my wizard status

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>>70209878
I RP cause it's funny. Considering a lot of people /here/ can afford to buy expensive merch at the drop of a hat and what not I assume a good portion of people here have actual careers, besides the SEA retards of couese

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>>70209936
Then call me Nijisanji, because I’m all about the 2% baby. Haha… ha…

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>>70209936
>Legitimately only 2% of men are virgins at 30.
That's still a million+ people in the US alone and it's not like this place is a random sampling. But as one of the real ones I would rather any fakers keep faking, let me at least pretend this is where my people are

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>>70209582
Cloaca

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Most people /here/ have never fucked but most also have a job. The NEET part is a lot more meme than the virgin part.

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>>70209878
it's funnier to rp as a virgin neet

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>>70209878
I'm a 29 y/o virgin - I have a wide shouldered build, decent facial and average height, but I'm a huge submale sexually and want a tall amazon woman to eradicate my pelvis.
Women that are into that are rare enough and they usually want femboys.

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>>70209582
>What do you guys think sex with Mumei is like?
sinful

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>>70210002

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>>70209582
I don't know Kronii, you tell me.

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>>70209936
>only 2% of men are virgins at 30.
Haha... Yeah...

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>>70209878
Virgin neet. I never tried getting a gf because I just liked videogames. Now I dislike videogames and just spend my time on here and the gym. I'm now 32 and I still don't really feel like relationships since my own family was divorced, I saw all kinds of shit during HS, and now thanks to tinder everything is worse than ever. I jsut don't see the point of emotionally investing in people who abandon you, and anything sexual can be dealt with by rubbing one out. On one hand it sucks I won't have kids, and it would be nice to find a companion, but there is a huge difference between finding a wife and having sex, the latter would be pretty simple if thats all you want.

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>>70209878

I legitimately don't understand how people don't have sex. I'm super autistic and don't even chat in streams because I sit for 2 minutes trying to think of something to say. I'm a fat 240 pound 6'4" retard. even saying that, I've had sex with 9 girls, some of them being 7/10. Obviously I can't keep a long term relationship going with most people because eventually they realize I'm not some cool aloof person, I'm just retarded. Even so, I'm married now.The only way I can possibly imagine not having sex is by literally not trying.

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>>70215570
My dude I haven't tried to pursue a woman since I was 21 in 2014, I don't think I've even looked at one since before the pandemic, it is insanely easy to not have sex. Once you're out of university you have to go out of your way to interact with women at all outside of work, I'm an actual NEET but I expect a lot of people on here have tech jobs where it's almost all men. Either you're some kind of normie who goes out to shit like bars or clubs all the time or you're way more attractive than you claim.

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>>70215570
>I legitimately don't understand how people don't have sex.
fucking normalfag get the fuck off my board

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>>70209878
i'm a real virgin neet, only 21 tho
worked for half a year before getting totally burned out
no idea how people manage to work for half their life without killing themselves

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Any latinos here wanna tell us white cucks what sex with mumei is like?

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>>70209683
extremely hot

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>>70216614
She's team Jacob for a reason

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>>70216614
tight and hairy, 20/10, built for my Mexican half-breeds

it's ok bro, just do the classic white move and marry an asian girl

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>>70209936
I may be coping, but shouldn't this percentage be bigger? There is a lot of retards, insane, people with deformities and stuff. And it is excluding bitter and depressed incels like me

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>>70209878
I've had relationships before, I've had sex before, I've impregnated a woman before. My intense hatred of women or - as I like to call them:"whores"- does not stem from an inability to get laid, but rather from overexposure to the """"fairer"""" sex.

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>>70218513
It's probably 2% of more-or-less normal people, like they're gonna find awkward ugly dudes but not the severely handicapped. Or indeed hermits like me, what, are they gonna knock on my door and ask?

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>>70209936
I think that number is rising. While myself had some luck in the past I have multiple friends IRL that are legitimate wizards. Young people are having less and less sex in general.

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>>70209844
Link?

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>>70215570
>6'4
There's your answer. Now imagine everything about you was the exact same, but you were 5'5.

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>>70209989
Well I have a good career but I'm still a virgin, I simply dropped out in high school and by the time I started studying again I was too schizoid to get along with women and mostly kept to myself.

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>>70209582
Either dead fish and sad autism noises or animalistic, brainless fervor with monkey autism noises.

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>>70220855
>she starts howling like an actual bitch in heat
hot...

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>>70218540
There's people with kids? That's terrifying.

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>>70220855
>she's dead fish until you put the horse mask on, then she goes apeshit

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>>70210559
My peak posting on r9k was when I was unemployed and sexually frustrated, not a virgin at that point however.

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>>70221187
Well he didn't say fathered a child

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Somebody made a vocaroo or something and she started talking about sea turtles in the middle of it. It seemed pretty close to what it would be like.

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>>70209936
Is that the US? From browsing international online communities it seems people from 2nd and 3rd world countries don't have sex at all and are desperate for pussy. See the "please send Bob and vegene", all the thirsty SEA posters, etc etc.

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>>70209582
I'm still not convinced women can have autism. She's also far to attractive to have autism.

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>>70209936
37 and kissless hand hold-less wizard.
Social anxiety is a bitch. I can't even walk to the end of my driveway.

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>>70221187
>>70223085
Kid's been aborted

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>>70209582
I feel like Mumei is the type to laugh a lot during sex, not at you or your performance but out of nervousness

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>>70223886
Thank God. People from this place shouldn't reproduce myself included.

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>>70209582
What does her breath smell like?

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>>70214470
I'll pleasure myself to Ina feet pics

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>>70209936
That 2%? All me.

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>>70209582
Cold fish

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>>70209878
Most are unironically 19-20 year olds who larp as ojisans

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>>70209936
haha...

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>>70228141
Try 16
Most of this board would get 30 days if they revealed their age

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>>70228275
its longer than that.

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>>70209878
I think there's a mix of:
>actual wizards
>near-wizards (mid to late 20s virgins)
>virgin-adjacent (25+, fucked once or twice but in a long dry spell and unlikely to get much luck in the future)
>zoomers around college-aged or slightly older who have already given up
>underage b&d

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>>70209582
>it's another 'anon pretends not to know a vtuber's PL' thread

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>>70228478
Go back to the farms retard

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>mumei
>sex
>not awkwardly kissing and both of you cumming mid-way thru undressing each other
Buncha threadreaders in this bitch

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>>70209878
I have a job

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>>70228275
They should get off here before it ruins them like it did me.

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>>70215570
>some of them being 7/10
This is why. A lot of virgin guys have standards that are just as unrealistic as we complain about women having. One uggo but skinny friend I know rejects anyone over 120-30 pounds as a fatty.
For me personally, my wizardhood stems from not having confidence in myself being interesting or attractive enough ask random women out and fear of being labeled as a sexpest in my social circle for approaching someone I already know. I'm also bad at reading signals so I probably wouldn't pick up on the case where someone was interested.

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>>70209936
This number is close to 60% in 2024

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>>70209582
idk ask her bf

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>>70228812
For me it is more like I have had severe cases of oneitis, and usually I can kinda tell when people are into me but I either have no interest in them due to lack of physical attraction, realizing too late they are into me, general fear of rejection, and most recently, because it was a chick with a child going thru a divorce or some shit.

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>>70228954
Doesn't surprise me. I bet the US isn't far behind and will get to where they are in the next 10 years.

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>>70209878
>tried working once, i didnt really like it

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I’m once again reminded how /vt/ is actually full of sisters

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>>70209936
36 and I haven't even thought of trying for more than a decade. I'll probably hit up a prostitute in Japan one day though, just to say I've done it.

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>>70209582
Her cloaca is probably very smelly.

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You guys cant just keep talking about a vocaroo and not link it

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>>70229397
Why wait till Japan? There's plenty of prostitutes all over the world and have been for the last couple thousand years.

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>>70209878
I had lots of sex in my teens and early/mid 20s but I've basically morphed into an incel because of my schizoid disorder which has caused me to withdraw

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>>70229088
>I have had severe cases of oneitis
Doesn't that go away with age? Like thats just your first crush right? I had it once but I'm now 30 and while I recognize the girl was great for a bunch of reasons, you have to be pretty obsessed to care about it after not seeing them because if they actually cared about you, even the slightest bit, you would have had something. The fact it never happened means it's a waste of time and you should just look at other options.

Oneitis was a HS issue. As an adult it was just a self esteem thing, especially since my job turned out to be shit and now I'm stuck living with my parents. I don't like me and would think less of any girl who does.

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>>70229697
https://vocaroo.com/1iYWoXhpJU6X

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>>70228275
whats with the age thing anyways? how jannies would know how old the posters are?

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>>70209582
She'll probably jerk you off while making weird autism noises. And she probably smells like ranch dressing and body odor.

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>>70209878
How many of the Holo girls do you think are virgins?

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>>70231152
I'd say none of them, but most are JP, so... Aqua

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>>70230450
>Doesn't that go away with age? Like thats just your first crush right?
(NTA)
More like first two or three but it did for me, yeah. But that going away was the end of the only thing that ever got me to pursue women in the first place. I can't imagine getting up in the morning and thinking "Time to subject myself to a gauntlet of rejections and incompatibilities with random women in the hopes of finding one I like that also likes me". Fuck that, I'll just deal with being a bit sad sometimes.

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>>70209582
I bet she lays there making an awkward face, wincing in pain because she's so small and tight and unused, trying to make 'sexy' noises because they do that in porn, but stops after awhile and gets bored and just gives you a disappointed glance once in awhile with impatience in her eyes before you finally cream her. Then silently rolls out of bed and takes a shower leaving you feeling ashamed when the glow dies down.

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>>70229902
A good example of a place where it's relatively regulated and the women who participate are hot af. There's probably other places but I'll never have a reason to visit them.

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>>70231152
>EN
none
>JP
I would not be surprised 50% of them are. Granted, i dont consider lesbian sex actual sex.

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>>70215570
post your wife tits or I call bs.
>6'4
Well there you go. I know so many girls that will do anything for a tall guy, I dont understand the attraction, but it turns a 2/10 into an 8/10 like magic somehow.

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>>70229397
I mean... Just get a callgirl. Anywhere from Vegas to Amsterdam to Tokyo and everything in between has plenty of good looking girls. Get it over with anon.
Ill ruin that dream quickly though; there is a vast difference between the proverbial 'making love' and sex. Nothing feels quite as warm as being with the one you love.

Ill go back to RP'ing as a virgin now.
>YEAH SLAM THAT PUSSY ANON FUCK HOES AMIRITE

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>>70231627
Prostitution is illegal and unregulated where I live so I'm not going to do it here. Japan's one of the few places in your list where I'm actually likely to visit.

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>>70230587
kek, thanks bro