/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>70141087

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>70172646

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What if she's actually married to all of us?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>70172800
She's not, she's only married to me

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>>70172800
What if Marine gave half of her channel views to Gura to be kind to her, but still has way more views than Gura even after doing that?

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Child

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>>70172800
>>70173054
she can't because she's married to me exclusively

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Gurass

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>>70173464

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>>70173066
... Anon, your math reps?

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I hope we get a Gura and IRyS off collab stream during the japan arc.

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she's unironically the love of my life!

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>>70173825
It's one of the collabs many want to see happen, and it's a mystery why they haven't done more stuff together, their sense and style of humor seems to be a good match. It's one of those mysterious things about Gura.

When IRyS first met Gura in Japan last year, she had no idea that she was about to meet Gura, which means zero communication. A staffer said, oh hey, Gura is here, you can meet her. LOL and these are in the same branch, it's so odd yet interesting how little they talk. There's a short clip of IRyS mentioning it.

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I fell so hard for this silly little womanchild it's really amazing.

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I can't stop listening to her paint the town red cover. I don't even like the song, I just like how bratty she sounded singing it and how much fun she was having letting lose for a bit. Listening to her go from mildly embarrassed to enjoying herself is so fucking cute and I love it so much.

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So where has Gura disappeared to this time?

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*drools rhythmically*

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>>70174261
I think their game preferences just haven't lined up perfectly and Gura both are probably a bit nervous to reach out to one another, which would make sense if they don't talk too much. When IRyS was getting on palworld Gura did make a comment about wondering if she was going to join VC. It seemed like she wanted to interact with IRyS then at least. It was cute how she wanted to talk to Moom too but kept missing her.

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>>70174804
my bed

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>he tought we were back
LOL, LAMO even

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>>70174261
who cares? we've already got the answer. Gura doesn't hate IRyS
>fake
the "not because we prefer talents that are in Japan" part also proven to be true all thanks to orange woman again but sure, keep coping

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>tought
>LAMO

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Sex with a fembud.

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Please don't beat me shark mommy...

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>>70175893
stop calling her mommy she doesn't like it and no her recent outburst only applies to real kids it doesn't apply to you

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>>70175813
How can you identify a fembud? Do they give of a certain odor or something? Like a pheromone?

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>>70175962
Gura is my real shark mommy! She said so and she also said she's going to put me to bed early!

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>>70176078
you're too old anon... she is taling to kids not you

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I'm trying out the bluetooth mode on my keyboard. I don't see the point in bluetooth keyboards honestly.

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>>70176211
No, Gura was talking to me specifically, she wants to be my mommy.

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>>70176214
use usb dongle for wireless, it's great

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>>70176214
Can you use it with your phone?

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I made a huge bowl of oatmeal as an after workout meal

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>>70176214
the point is that i dont have a wire and can move my keyboard around so its comfortable

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>>70175009
it'd be cool if she expanded her circle a bit, I like duo/trio collabs, not full gen or full branch collabs, it's too many voices talking over each other

gura has nothing to prove, so I hope lack of streams isn't pressure related, most fans just want to see happy people play games and chill, wholesome like.

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>>70173463
SNIFFFFF

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Does anyone have an archive of last Splash Fes ? I want to rewatch the Hiirogekka cover gura did with Mori but I found nothing so far

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>>70176684
I love solo Gura, but I also like seeing her interact with the other girls I like. which is why I'm fine with her still not really doing much with advent, I don't really watch any of them except the dogs on occasion. I also wouldn't mind more ID or JP collabs, but really I just like seeing her enjoy herself.

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>>70176466
I never thought to try that

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>>70176846
I would think that one would be pretty easy to find
>pic related

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>>70176634
? do you have adhd why do you need to move your keyboard its not a mouse

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>>70176848
Anya and Kaela worked out really well that's true, but it just fizzled out as no more streams were arranged. The ID Minecraft server tour when Kaela joined was super nice.

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>>70177036
I can type in multiple positions unlike people who keep their keyboard in one place like a smuck

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>>70177039
Zeta has a nice voice and when she's interacted with Gura during minecraft events it's been cute, which is the main reason I wouldn't mind seeing them play something together.

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>>70173464
does she get naked?

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>>70177331
she's a not one of your e-thots, respect all gura cosplayers as many of them are fans

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>>70177634
gura gets naked, they're not real fans if they won't get naked. also go back.

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>>70169894
>Different outfit, pose, and hair color
What did he mean by this

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>>70176684
I don’t go watch someone else

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>>70177828
calm yourself, you're being hysterical
don't send people away from here, that is not allowed

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>>70173825
>>70174261
I hate you people I’d rather her not stream than for it to be a collab and if she is going to do one only the jp members. I hate almost all the en and id girls especially irys

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Weird bait

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Seriously though, why has Gura been silent for 2 weeks?

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>>70174618
I saw you in the comments but I agree completely. Now want her to sing other songs with a similar tone

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>>70178134
Read members post.

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>>70178082
why do you hate them?
stop hating people

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>>70178134
She's going to Japan and doesn't want us to be able to figure out when she's going so she gives herself a bunch of padding on both sides. She's told us all of this.

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>>70178520
She's actually almost done and coming back soon.

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>>70178265
Because hating people is free and I can do what I want. But if you really want to know I hate people that are flippant. I wouldn’t watch Mori but I don’t hate her because she’s the same retard she’s been since debut. If money, hating your fans, or backlash could sway your opinion you’re trash. Which happens to be almost entirely en and id. I hate jp for a different reason entirely

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>>70178622
Kiara disagrees.

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>>70178187
>I saw you in the comments
I've never talked about her singing that song anywhere but here.

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not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>70176848
I wonder about things like this form Guras perspective. Gura is the top of the industry and a collab with her can put5 tons more eyes on you than you would get normally. Like Kaela was the least popular ID3 after a rough debut and the MC collab with Gura was one of the things that helped boost her popularity up. Sure it wasent everything it was Kaelas long streams her MC arc impressing everyone she cme across that did it but the memorable MC collab and jokes about Atlantis did put tons of eyes on her. Advent is doing fine but getting along good with Gura is the Hololive stamp of approval. I imagine thats got to be intimidating for this little shorkgirl that she can have that kind of power just with her presence.

I mean she is worth it. She deserves it and it does lift everyone else up with her. I just worry it might be a lot of pressure with all the nervosness she displays

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I wonder about things from Gura's perspective too
I figure about two feet lower than mine

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>>70173825
Nah. I'm hoping for a Gura/Mumei off collab. Gura and Mumei still haven't even met. At least she met Irys before

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>>70179415
She should do both

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child

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>>70179415
wait, really? I thought everyone (not Advent) had already met RL

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>>70179615
Last I heard they still hadn't met.

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>>70176634
I used mine wired for the first couple of years. Then I built my ITX pc last year and the motherboard I got came with wifi+bluetooth, so I tried the wireless feature. It's okay I guess
I like not having a wire but it's not like the cable was in the way or hard to cable manage.

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>>70180402
when i used a wired keyboard it was constantly getting tangled up in the mouse cord. way easier to manage with just one cord and the mouse is really easy to lose if dropped cause it's way tinier

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>put on some Guraoke to alleviate the miss shork syndrome
>all the good shit is sad stuff
that's one downside with how good she is at moody songs

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Guraoke is always a good time.
I think plenty of newer fans have no idea how well she can sing.

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>>70174618
she sings a lot of songs I wouldn't normally like or listen to, but she's able to make literally anything sound wonderful

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https://litter.catbox.moe/maw01s.jpg
GurAIss

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I blame management that she only has Reflect after so long. Give this woman more songs that suit her voice, please. Let's have more originals.
Let us have a whole album to play from start to finish with Gura originals.

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>>70181878
thank you may I have more

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i just keep listening to gura's karaoke. i miss her so much bros.

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>>70182024
https://img3.gelbooru.com/images/49/f1/49f1f30132d2d2a59f83ba8882969747.png
You bet ;)

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>>70181927
Cope. The only thing stoping her is herself.

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>>70182448
i had that diggy diggy song stuck in my head for a few days thanks to sharkie

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>>70181927
>No album unless management signs off on it
>No releasing songs unless management signs off on it
Currently 2.5 songs locked behind red tape and a loli kami song in the works that probably won’t appear for months. Probably only company in the world that gives you more support the less money you make. Those supporting charity cases also get double the support

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Guess I'll goom then

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>70183638
Before
>Gura streams a lot and antis obsessively comb through every stream including members to make use one innocuous claim out of context
Now
>Gura streams so little but antis watch none of them saying bs that any average fan can call out

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>>70182024
https://litter.catbox.moe/bz4zxx.jpg

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>>70184275
FEET

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>>70184302

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wife(mine)

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>>70178187
>I want her to sing more black people songs about having sex
Why? Where do you faggots even come from? Let me guess, you want her to collab with men too, right?

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>>70185489
why are you afraid of black people? are you not a man?

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>>70176078
I don't really care about the mommy stuff, but the reason this clip is sad to me is because it shows how much she changed over her break without us.
Back in August, someone called her mom and she really didn't like it and said to call her other things, but now it's like she doesn't care what people call her and will even play into it. Why did she change? What happened? The complete 180 is jarring.

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I wished Gura would just spray her warm, stinky piss all over me.

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>>70185635
Why do people think people have to be afraid of something to dislike it? I'm not afraid of a roach I just don't like them in my home however.

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>>70185890
This might be the dumbest bait i've read all day long. Have a pity (you) since you're that fucking desperate for attention.

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>>70185937
ok what did they do to you then

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>>70186189
nta. *lists crime statistics*

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>>70186064
it's not entirely incorrect though.

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>>70186189
You really want me to list things they've done to me personally or is this rhetorical and even if I have a legitimate grievance you either state "weakness" when I was under 10 years old or harboring a grudge when some other things have happened (not to me but family members) within the last 3 years.

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>>70185489
Retard finish your English studies before speaking

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>>70186389
>Please bite my bait.

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>>70186389
Retard

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>>70186702
Retard, first start taking English lesson before correcting others and stating "talking" instead of typing.

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>>70186733
>>70186808
retard

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>>70186825
Yikes it’s actually esl

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>unironically using yikes

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>>70186501
If there is a legitimate reason I understand completely but even then you can simply overcome that and If you dont I dont blame you but I will still think its illogical.

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>>70187162
>yikes
wew

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>unironically using unironically

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>using iron

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mmh iron..

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how do you pronounce iron?

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I'm looking forward to more Tenroy sex art.

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>>70187837
eyerunuh

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>>70187491
Well I highly doubt I'm the only person that has had to dealt with this violent uhh demographic. I can see how you might try to spin this into it being just a personal problem but if it were racism wouldn't be a large scale problem 160 years after the US civil war or 50 years after integration of races within the wider public sphere.

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>>70187837
I pronounce it eye-ren

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>>70186064
If you're a newfag and you don't remember, that's fine. But for those of us who were here even just last year, it's weird how opposite of a reaction it was. Maybe she was just trying to be careful and nice and not turn anyone away after having been gone so long, but it was noticeably different to how she reacted last time.
Ultimately it's not really a big deal or anything, but I really didn't expect her to react that way

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>>70188163
I recommend you do your mother sim vod reps you fucking retard.

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>>70179615
Gura and Mumei still haven't met. They don't seem to want to either or it would have happened already. Both live in the U.S. I guess they'll be forced to if they are both in Japan at the same time.

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Guys I got her pregnant that’s why she’s different

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I think maybe Gura realized that Full Color wasn't a song that suited her voice well. Or they fucked with her vocals. She knows what type of songs she sings the best. We still haven't got one of those yet.

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>>70177321
She's clearly not lonely though. Or else she'd want to spend more time with us like she did back when Covid made it so she was stuck inside.

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>>70187837
Eye-ern

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I need more smug Gura images.

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>>70188404
that's right, I really did get her pregnant this time!

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>>70188508
Full Color is a banger though.

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full color is great. suits her voicefags are all antis

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>>70188668
It's still a poppy type of song. Gura needs a slow piano or acoustic song. And for them to not fuck with her vocals.

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>>70188349
They both have animals, meaning it is extra work for them to travel. And an extra layer of thing to do to hang out leads to less probability of it happening.

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>>70188349
Yeah, it's almost as if they aren't actually friends.
None of the EN girls ever meet up to hang out and it's obvious that the reason is because they all have their own personal lives and friends outside the company and hololive is just their job and the other people working there are just their coworkers.
Although it seems like there will be an exception soon, but the only reason they're meeting up is because it's convenient to do so right before they have to travel for holofes.

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>>70188567
That is true. I never thought about it that way. She started streaming less in May of 2022, that's when she dropped schedules. So 2 years into COVID and she could go out more and see people. That little bitch

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>>70188702
Gura obviously doesn't think so. She first sang it almost a year ago. The MV doesn't take a full year. She changed her mind about it.

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Imagine samefagging in front of the same 40-50 people almost every night for years and thinking "yeah, this time they'll definitely fall for it."

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Uppies

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>>70189000
she probably first sang it way longer than a year ago, but we first got to see it almost a year ago

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>>70189000
It is impossible to overestimate red tape and poor communication holding up workflows. If you say "well a project can't be delayed for 25 years just because of red tape and poor communication holding up workflows", you're absolutely wrong.

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>>70189130
downies

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>>70189286
Stop humoring the schizos it’s why they never leave

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>>70188899
I'm not really sure how you never realized that. It's been talked about in these threads for a long time. I don't think anyone holds it against her if she wants to go out and do things, but she definitely stopped streaming as much the minute that lockdowns were over. Then again, she says she doesn't have any offline friends, so I'm not sure what she spends so much time doing that it eats into her ability to stream so much.

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>>70189091
You're right. I don't fall it, since that reply was yours.

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He thinks if he starts using images he'll blend in better, but I can smell his shit covered hands immediately through his stupid typing style.

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Ill never understand what kind of mental illness you have to have to reply to yourself over the same topics for 2+ years

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>>70189738

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>>70189555
>shit covered hands
this is everyone who doesnt use a bidet

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>>70189846
You don't wash your hands anon?

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Goob is a boob

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>>70189966
I've been booby trapped.

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>>70190041
And now you've been booty trapped.

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>>70189966
she wishes she was a boob

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>Anon 1: *mild criticism, observation, or worry*
>Anon 2: You're absolutely right, Anon 1, and damnit I'm so freaking angry. We should fucking KILL her and drink her blood and play jump rope with her intestines!
>Totally not Anon 2 again: Hey look at the kind of people that agree with Anon 1. Wow, he must be a schizo psychopath too. Just goes to show you what antis are capable of.
You aren't clever. In fact, you're extremely obvious. Just like how you or someone like you got caught falseflagging doing the exact same thing two days ago when they started samefagging while spelling the same word wrong in all their posts.

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>>70190350
My question is why would you go to a place that is literally defined by always having an anon 2, and make an anon 1 post. That's just you being incredibly retarded and then getting mad at the obvious results.

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I just goomed to Gura wetting my willy instead of doing my reps.

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Honestly guys, I just don't think Gura's farts smell that bad.

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Booba huhaha

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>>70190623
Because schizo retards exist everywhere and here is no different. What is different is that anyone can say anything here without reprisal and so you can have frank and honest discussion with those that are willing.

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>>70190825
I am disappointed in you repsbud

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>>70189846
Soap, water, hand sanitizer? Were you not aware these existed

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>>70190861
No, what's different is that anyone can say anything here and so anon 2 won't be immediately banned and can commander the conversation 100% of the time instead of like 50% of the time on other platforms. That's the difference. Stop posting your mild criticism on 4chan, it will literally always lead to retarded results and you know that, and if you're going to do it anyway and be the cause of those retarded results, don't act surprised. You knew exactly what you were doing and where you were posting.

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>>70190838
they smell and taste delicious actually

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>>70189434
I'm sorry but that's absolute bs, I can confirm, during early minecraft streams she mentioned her friends. she said that when they were out and about she was just following their lead, she never suggested what they should be doing, and that she was trying to get better at suggesting to others what she personally wanted to do

tldr: of course she has friends

tldr addendum: i don't blame you for being new or for not actually watching gura's streams, it's okay, forgiveness is abundant for those who strive to improve

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I goomed. My head is clear now. What should I do next?

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>>70191522
Goom again.

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Wow guys, I just realized Marine is going to reach 1 billion channel views in the not so distant future and Gura has only 1/3 of that.

Where is Marine's statue? Even Pekora has one. They are probably working on it now.

I think Gura would want her senpai to have a statue.

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>>70191806
damn, and about 600k of those views are from shorts spam that did not even bring in 70k $ kek

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>>70191806
Seek therapy already you mindbroken numberschizo

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Oh nyooo nyumbers

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>>70192322
Marine gets support from her viewers a lot. Money is an issue, and she happily re-invests it into hololive.

Besides, that people watch the content someone makes is a great thing, and the overall purpose of publishing anything for free on YouTube.

Shorts are believe it or not content, even if you don't enjoy the format, many do.

She gracefully invited Gura, for free, to sing with her, and had professional animators animate her and Marine paid for it. Did Gura do something like that for anyone?

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>>70192543
Shorts are the cheapest and laziest form of vtuber content. Also cope some more, Marine will never get a statue and will even remotely be as popular as Gura is worldwide

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>>70192424
Do they have therapists in SEA countries or do they go see some kind of shaman that exorcises the demons out of their mind?

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>>70191120
It's weird that you're pretending that such conversations don't happen here. They do. And when anon 2 shows up, it's obvious and you just tell him to fuck off. The alternative is being a coward bitch and letting other people dictate what you can and can't say.
Also, welcome to 4chan.

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>>70191379
During the Family Feud stream, she specifically said she doesn't have friends.
Which early minecraft stream are you talking about? I don't remember her talking about IRL friends.

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>>70192606
A variety of content, such as shorts, is way better than not producing anything at all, and Marine's quality content blows the shark out of the water. A professional VTuber makes content that her fans ask for. Fans loved the shorts, so she made more of those. That's the simple yet effective way of listening and staying connected to fans.

Bringing up money, thinking that defeats the purpose of making videos is absurd. The views of her channel indicates popularity, and that she's thrice the channel size of Gura should make every doubter realize that Marine deserves to be the number one subbed-to VTuber. I'd like to add that is it inevitable. Marine will become #1. Gura could easily do something, but she won't, and as fans of Gura, that's your main concern. We'll all love Gura even if she's only among the Top 10 subbed-to, matching the number of views she has.

Can you imagine how embarrassing it must be for Cover that an idler is the #1 subbed-to channel? It will sort itself out.

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>>70192471
I will capture Shion and make her Gura's sex slave.

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>>70192742
>And when anon 2 shows up, it's obvious and you just tell him to fuck off.
Oh yeah no it definitely won't lead to literally thousands of shitposts per day, yeah, your mild criticism is definitely worth it though, good thing you got your highly original feelings out into the void, it would be a real disaster if those epic free speech gems stayed bottled up.

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>>70192543
I saw a bee the other day. I didn't think I'd see them when it was this cold out, but I turned around and there it was. I was pretty surprised. Didn't think I'd see one until spring.

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>>70193011
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, could you please not repeat that? thanks

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>>70192606
Anon, that's marineschizo. He hates marine and he's trying to get you to hate her too. Please stop being retarded and biting bait.

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>>70193096
ah this is the guy who hates everything, because his simple mind can only compute high contrasts.

boiling things down is easy, sure, but often wrong.

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>>70192998
>Oh yeah no it definitely won't lead to literally thousands of shitposts per day
Hey retard, where the hell do you think you even are?
And yeah, they are worth it. I've had lots of good discussions in these threads. Sounds like maybe you should go try making your /cc/ thread again. I'm sure it worked so well last time.

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>>70193011

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>>70193318
Sting me shark mommy.

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>>70193317
>Hey retard, where the hell do you think you even are?
Yes anon, a shithole, just because you're in a shithole doesn't mean it's a good thing that it's a shithole. And in the first place, you're the one complaining your posts and opinions are commandeered, but it makes no sense to crouch down and take a shit and then complain when the room starts to smell. That's what happens.

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>>70193201
Sometimes when I do my laundry, I wonder how much clothes I can get into a single wash. They've raised the price of my apartment's laundry machines and dryers recently. I wasn't too happy about it. You might think it's not a big deal, but washing clothes is something you do a lot of, and so the cost adds up pretty quickly.

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>>70193555
anti, off-topic, this relates to gura how?

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>>70193096
but why? suisei will forever be mogged by marine regardless, and it's obvious that cumbuds love marine.

[Anonymous No.]

The two coolest VTubers in hololive happen to both be Gawr Gura

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>>70193541
The issue literally solves itself because only Anon 2 thinks I shit in the room in the first place, and so why the fuck would I care what he thinks, lmao?

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>>70193710
If it solves itself why are you making angry posts complaining about it like once a day?

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>>70177321
where is this from?

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>>70193773
You mean the aforementioned post where I was telling Anon 2 to fuck off like you're supposed to? Are you really so oblivious that you didn't understand that's what was happening?

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>>70193884
kiara tweet

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>>70193708
Funny those two happen to be my wives.

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>>70193884
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1762662949003387341

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>>70193895
If you have to tell someone to fuck off that's you trying to fix a problem that isn't going away in its own. Otherwise you wouldn't be talking about it in the first place. Also, anon 2 is literally floating shit particles in the air that came from your butthole. You caused them to be there.

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>>70193948
that's weird, why would they write that gura seems lonely? depressing

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>>70193948
cute, isn't the lore of gura in the honeyworks songs something like transferring schools and missing her old friends?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell gura

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>>70194208
probably but gura didn't write it so it doesn't count

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to smell me

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>>70194362
I know mang, but sometimes you gotta appreciate cute kayfabe like that

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>>70194245
Gura should wear a shirt to sleep for a week or two then cut it up into small patches to sell as limited merch.

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I wonder how does Gura imagine what chumbuds looks like when she talks to us though the screen

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>>70194515
ebi

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>>70193985
Nah. You're just a little bitch, dude. You're literally trying to say that no one should post because there might be trolls. And that posting causes assholes to come and troll by replying to your posts. You sound fucking retarded and new to 4chan.
Shit's not going away, and people will always shitpost.

But let me address one thing, and it's the reason why you're even arguing about this for so long in the first place: this thread won't ever be your hugbox. You won't ever get your way. I will always be here and I will always speak my mind, be it praise, criticism, joy, sorrow, whatever. And I'm far from the only one.
And there is literally fuck all you can do about it, faggot.
So keep whining, I guess, but you really should go back to redit or discord or whatever other place you crawled out of, because you get too upset at other people's posts to function here.
You need to learn that if you don't like something, tell them to fuck off and move on, which is what I guess I'm doing to you right now.
Cheers.

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>>70194515
she sees me like this

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>>70194515
She said she imagine us as thousands of little ebi

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>>70191379
I wonder how many of those IRL friends are male? I bet at least a few of them are. At the very least, if she's hanging out with female friends, at least some of them will bring their boyfriends along.
I wonder if that's why she lied and said she doesn't have friends?

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>>70194515
Probably the fat ugly dregs with zero self-awareness that she sees when they show up to conventions for fan meet & greets.

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>>70194848
well maybe try going to the next meet up yourself mr handsome

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>>70194631
>you really should go back
I genuinely would if I could. Just remember that you are what enables human dirt like this >>70194707 and for no reason, because your mild whining doesn't have any positive value either. You are and always will be why it smells like shit.

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>>70194515
the ant noises auto plays in her head too

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>>70194713
Her hair looks like it's caked in semen... and I'm game to throw my goom into that mess T u T

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>>70195054
She looks normal, you need glasses or a brain scan

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>>70174618
it sucks that there is no good version of this on youtube, just pstd's crunchy shit version. This is one of her best covers. It literally gives me ASMR tingles. Her voice feels like it's in my head. Her slight vocal fry, the almost small boyishness of her voice. God she is SEX. UNF. And then her fucking giggles.

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>>70194926
Like I said, just tell them to fuck off or ignore it.
Although, if I'm being honest, I would like that other anon to say which minecraft stream it was where she talked about hanging out with friends IRL. I don't remember her ever talking about that and she certainly never talks about her friends anymore.

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>>70195198
>one of her best covers
>when it doesn't suit her voice or style at all
I think you either have extremely shit taste or you just really really like black ghetto trash music for some reason, although I suppose the second part implies the first.

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>>70181878
>times i wished my tongue was 18 inches long.
I want to taste her insides.

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>>70195127
Looks pretty cruncy to me. I'm still glazing that shit regardless T u T

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>>70185489
Doesn't understand how hot loli's rapping is. This has been a thing for 15 years now. And Gura has always been at the best at this. It's the gap moe between a loli and a rap song. It's fucking awesome. (I hate nagger music btw, but i make an exception when a cute loli sings it.)

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>>70195499
Oyasame

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>>70187837
Gura's butthole probably tastes like iron. Like if you're tongue fucking a girl's asshole and you push your tongue in far enough, it tastes like iron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70195392
Why pretend to be straight on an anonymous message board? You already gave yourself up when the first thing that came to your mind was semen instead of any other hair care products

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>>70195607
You’re tasting blood or what’s left of a very specific diet

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>>70195727
>He's never watched "What about Mary?"

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>>70195354
faggot i don't give a FUCK about the actual song you dumb stupid faggot. I care about my wife and how cute she is. I like black metal and seventies prog rock and I fucking HATE rap. Doesn't stop me appreciating how cute and sexy my wife is. So kill yourself.

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>>70195499
goob morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>70195727
Cum fetish is only 1/8 gay.

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>>70195773
I spose i was pretty rough on her. only used spit and no lube. hate lube anyway. either way, fucking delicious, would dine out on a girls feminine little rusty hole again. Fembuds hit me up. You CAN cum from anal, i know how to make it happen.

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>>70195727
>Covering a girl in goom is gayer than thinking about a girl's hair products.
Kek

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>>70195499
sleep tight buddy

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>>70196355
gooming on the outside of a girl is gay. gooming inside a girl is straight and manly and right and beautiful. Not one semen cell will ever go outside my Gura's body. In her tummy, down her throat, in her cunny and womb, and deep into her intestines. Coming outside of her is the greatest of immortal sins.

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>>70194926
Anon, you're arguing with someone who shits up the thread for hours on end screaming at people like a faggot because he's a 2016 tourist who thinks 4chan is supposed to be a sewer for scum like him. He's just going to keep screaming at you like a monkey.

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>>70196626
Well that's most of 4chan if we're even lucky enough to have people from 2016 at this point. Look at all the discord posting, the namefags, interlopers are here. 4chan has changed dramatically since 2016 even worse than in the few years since. Posting about twitter/x which this thread does regularly is a major example of just that.

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>>70196515
based and same desu it's always such a waste when they spit

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gura wants to be covered in goom, insidebuds will never be able to fully satisfy her

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>>70196876
Never had a girl that spits. If one ever did insult me in such away to not eat my semen, i'll pin her down and turn her into a flesh toilet, and maybe show her the joys of impact play. Even Gura, if she don't stick out her tongue all the way showing me that she's swallowed it, she won't get a choice next time. It's a bit like getting a cat to take medicine. You will swallow it Gura.

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>>70196914
How am I supposed to alter her dna by cumming on the outside of her bodies? I want to fuck her at the genetic molecular level. So all her future babies have microchimerism, a little bit of my DNA in each and every one of them.

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>>70195499
sharkdreams

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>>70195806
I don't understand these people who seem to hate everything Gura does but still hang around here complaining like women.

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>>70197132
Retards all of them, imagine not loving gura LMAO

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>>70197132
dunno. i'm at a loss. sometimes it's fun to enjoy their seethe, but most of the time it's just boring and cringe. Like we have a literal fucking angel that streams to us and says cute affectionate things to us, yet faggots still gotta whinge and complain. Misery is a choice.

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imagine what gura's buttcrack smells like.

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>>70197072
I like this dragon gura

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>>70197491
not poop. gura doesn't poop.

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>>70197593
even girls that do poop, their buttholes do not smell like poop. They actually smell nice and sweet, strangely enough. In my experience anyways. And gura's a smellfag, so she definitely keeps it nice. She checks it often. touches it, sniffs her finger, from time to time. She does it with her bellybutton and armpit, so you just know she checks.

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>>70197070
Technically that isn't possible because girls don't produce any additional eggs. You would have to be gay and fuck men to affect their semen, since men produce new semen throughout their life. That's why gays can exist in nature.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm going to goom again.

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>>70197762
Doesn't really matter. And when they have a lot of different men's semen in their body, it makes them age faster, that's why girls these days hit the wall so early. Fortunately, Gura doesn't have this problem.

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>>70197934
>And when they have a lot of different men's semen in their body, it makes them age faster
Anon, I feel I can safely debunk this theory by looking at any porn star. It's more likely that women age shitty these days because of the absolute dogshit cancer chemicals that are in the food and air these days.

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>>70198064
and all the tattoos. If gura had tattoos, i dunno man, would be hard not to bail.

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>>70198117
Tattoos do be unsexy as fuck.

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>>70197934
>>70198064
Sunlight ages the skin and people nowadays walk around outside without wearing hats or carrying parasols.

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>>70198200
would rather kiss a 2/10 limbless burn victim with down syndrome than a 10/10 with ink with the taste of another man's semen probably still on her lips. Fortunately, Gura is neither of those, and literally fucking perfect. Sundress, Wheatfields, etc.

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>>70198364
Not in this skin cancer infested hell hole where lolis are banned.

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>>70198364
When I do go out I've seen twenty something year olds looking like dog shit. Damn we are the rat utopia.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sexually bully and ryona this creature T u T

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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>>70198578

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>>70198364
80% of the time the sun doesn't exist where I live.

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>>70197430
>Misery is a choice.
It wasn't my choice that Gura isn't streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70198443
no, cornfields.

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>>70198443
Gura is a public-use goom receptacle. She has thousands of men's goom collected. This little slutty semen siren lives to milk men of all their goom T u T

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>>70198443
>Wheatfields
those are sunflowers in that picture, anon
the trope is white sundress, sun hat, and sunflowers
or alternatively, at the beach.

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Gura, I need your eggs.

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My daughterwife is not a lewd girl!

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>>70199212
No.

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>>70199548
i will forever wonder what files got corrupted for the shark egg kimono

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I wonder if Gura ever considered going back to school or is she sastified with this like of life forever? I feel concerned about her future.

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>>70199727
Gura isn't smart enough for school. She's built purely for breeding.

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>>70199727
she's a woman, she's rich, her family probably helped her to invest her wealth into something safe and reliable, she will be fine.

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>>70199890
with me exclusively!

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Gura is staying with me forever! I'm never letting her leave us!

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>>70200540
I'm going to bully her until she leaves and Gawr comes back!

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>>70200540
this except I'm keeping her all to myself!

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>>70200815

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>>70199397
*touch*

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I will outlast you one day Gutsbud. You can't protect her forever.

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>>70199212
Yep. It's from all those friends that she talked about hanging out with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70201181
Don't reply to my hornyposts, cockroach.

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>>70201167
I will do my best to protect her for as long as I can.

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>>70201354
Pic reminds me of my giant sword. Gura calls it the sharkslayer. I use it on her cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>70201354
You mean like how you protected Casca?
Gura deserves better.

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>>70201510

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>>70201755
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should play the maths game that miko played. I think it will be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's build a castle for Gura to live in.

[Anonymous No.]

should gura play the kani game?

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[Anonymous No.]

I will be the final chumbie. It says so in the script.

[Anonymous No.]

How sweaty do you think Gura is like whenever she does virigious activities.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she would play Outer Wilds again. I enjoyed watching her face light up when she figured out a puzzle or discovered something new and interesting while exploring space.

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>>70202797
Very very sticky, sweaty, and fragrant. God I need to taste her all over.

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>>70172597
ptsd is ded, I archived most of them, but his collection miss some (31/1/22) and mine also missed some (19/2/22)

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I feel pretty content so far. Sure I wish she'd show some more signs of life but having a general understanding of busy + prep + japan travel keeps me from getting anxious.

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>>70202267
you mean the sandcastle?

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>>70203229
It still saddens me a little that Gura's the only EN not talking to her fans at all while they're all preparing for fes. I guess Ame is gone too, but something else is going on with her I think.

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>>70203363
That's called double standard

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I think if she was actually working on hololive stuff, she'd be liking fan art on twitter like she usually does.

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>>70203524
You're right. I care about Gura and not the others.
But in all honesty, I saw someone post Ame's member where and she announced a long break because of several things like illness, depression, etc. But Gura came back from her 5 month break and I thought things were finally looking better now.

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Do you think Gura and nachoneko mama relationship has turned sour? I never hear them talk about each other for a very long time. Nachoneko also stopped drawing fanart of Gura and her last outfit for Gura seems so effortless.

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>>70204032

[Anonymous No.]

It felt so good being intimate with my beloved Gura on Valentine's Day.

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>>70204032

[Anonymous No.]

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

[Anonymous No.]

>>70204583
semen

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>>70204948
you're an anti, just like any other who spew that mindless bs of yours to ruin the reputation of friendly, educated and honorable chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>70205346
It's still my turn, I caught her first

[Anonymous No.]

>>70205284
yeah me the elite chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>70205381
Yeah you can have your turn on Bloop. I will take care of this creature.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe we will get twitter activity today or tomorrow.

I can feel it in my balls.

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>>70205524
twitter activity this week, some japan stream next week, my dick can predict whatever this gaki will do next