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70077431 No.70077431 [Reply] [Original]

when will en get someone like botan

>> No.70077500

>>70077431
I dunno but I want to lick botan's asshole

>> No.70077574

>>70077431
White hags don't play games

>> No.70077605

>>70077431
>someone like botan
What do you mean anon? A hag?

>> No.70077636

A menopausal woman? Probably when they hire one of the current ENs moms.

>> No.70077690

>>70077431
A 40+ smoking hot hag that loves games? God I hope soon, she's great.
>>70077500
Good man.

>> No.70077697
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>>70077636
God I wish...

>> No.70077878
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>>70077431
naeki botan eroi

>> No.70078939

>>70077697
Gosh please, I need more of Mamatori's accent.

>> No.70078949

>>70077431
We don't need more male e-celeb collabers

>> No.70079103

>>70078939
You like Germanic hags?

>> No.70079158

>>70077697
Israel? Is she actually this based?

>> No.70079470

>>70077697
>learn german Kiara
always gets me

>> No.70079801

>>70077500
Basado hairy right?

>> No.70080264

>>70079158
Quick rundown
>built her own lake house innawoods
>can survive in the wild according to kiara
>raises animals just to kill and eat them (can slaughter an adult pig)
>built her own PC
>lives on a farm in Hungary because for some reason she owns land there (???)
>has played Diablo 2, WoW (Horde Chad), System Shock, Morrowind, Everquest, Starship Titanic, Neverhood Chronicles, Serious Sam etc.
>tier 100 minecraft autist, helped Kiara build Phoenixtown because she got annoyed with how lame the EN server was while watching Kiara's streams
>suggested Quake when asked for an FPS to play
>basically just told kiara "it will only make you stronger" every time her daughter had problems (according to kiara's RM)
>keeps spamming Kiara with "PLAY MASS EFFECT" every day
>called the GoT sequel a "woke shit"

>> No.70080931

>>70080264
I need to fuck this woman

>> No.70081401

>>70080264
I kneel

>> No.70081461

>>70077431
>homocollabs
>only plays FPS
>laughs a lot
isnt that just selen?

>> No.70081680

>>70081461
Botan is pretty relaxed and mentally stable, opposite of Selen.

>> No.70081762

>>70081680
so true sister

>> No.70081863

>>70080264
>built her own PC
The rest is pretty cool, but anybody can build a PC. Unless you mean from scratch.

>> No.70081883

>>70081762
What? I'm sorry, but isn't attempting to kill yourself a sign of mental instability? I don't watch any EN vtubers, but I sure have been told that bit of information while browsing vt in the last few weeks.

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>>70077574
Literally untrue

>> No.70081942

>>70077431
you mean play a game for 1-3 streams then never finish it or get more in depth with it? Hopefully never

>> No.70081953

>>70077697
>>70080264
How the fuck did this bear woman give birth to a dainty princess like Kiara?

>> No.70082062

>>70080264
highest quality opinions
i propose "crone" as the tier above "hag"

>> No.70082080

>relatively good game sense
rare but not impossible, we have a couple already
>powerful gap
also not impossible, we have a couple already
>outwardly relaxed, level-headed, and calm 90+% of the time
Not happening in EN. Everyone will be either an anxiety/hyperactivity-riddled mess, obviously hate their job, or have an ego/attitude chip on their shoulder

>> No.70082676

>>70081461
Don't compare that unstable menhera mess to quintessential hag of vtubing.

>> No.70082773

>>70081863
You overestimate the public, anon.

>> No.70082805

>>70080264
I can give her one more child.

>> No.70083044

>>70081863
I've seen people get filtered by cable management

>> No.70083284 [DELETED] 

>>70080264
If this is all true,
Then why did Kiara turn out as a coalburning, BLM-loving, woketard?
Evidently she failed at parenting somewhere along the way

>> No.70083383

>>70081883
>What?
Dramatourists think anyone who isn't worshipping Selen is a paid n*jiisanji shill

>> No.70083447

>>70079801
of course, AND sweaty

>> No.70083561

>>70083284
Retard

>> No.70083625

>>70077431
never

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>>70083447

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>>70077878

>> No.70083778

>>70083284
>>>/pol/

>> No.70083933 [DELETED] 

>>70083778
we hate niggers here sir

>> No.70083997

>>70077500
fpbp

>> No.70084019
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>>70081953
Kiara is still growing as a person. She might be just like her mother in a few decades.

>> No.70084037

>>70081863
>he didnt mine his own gold, print his own circuit board, wrangle his own CPU goblins to inscribe their magical sigils onto them
lol
lmao

>> No.70084925

>>70077636
If only Mama'nis debuted...

>> No.70085103

Good luck getting a western hag to dance and sing.

>> No.70085354

>>70080264
>>called the GoT sequel a "woke shit"
Nani???

>> No.70085508

>>70080264
more like ass effect lel

>> No.70085561

>>70077500
Absolutely based, me too.

>> No.70085784

>>70085508
The original mass effect and the first sequel are excellent games. No matter how bad Bioware has become, that will never change.

>> No.70086106

>>70085354
https://youtu.be/OIylAqPpuOY?t=17742

>> No.70086181
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>>70077431
Botan absolutely mogged by the one true gaming hag

>> No.70086396

>>70086181
mogged in what aspect? i don't see a single one. did you just want to advertise?

>> No.70086729

>>70086396
how about age, retard

>> No.70086791

>>70086181
unironically watched some videos. She's really nice and surprisingly not dogshit at games
>>70086396
anon i think you are reading too much into a joke

>> No.70086828

>>70077697
Based, but unfortunately not weeb enough.

>> No.70086919

>>70086828
you dont enjoy the challenge and journey of getting someone else into anime? if they're also a weeb and you've seen all the same shit isnt that kind of boring? i feel like its more important that two people be respectful of eachothers interests than being interested in the same thing

>> No.70087248

>>70086919
>you dont enjoy the challenge and journey of getting someone else into anime
I gatekeep my hobbies so no. I don't even watch anime anymore anyway, I just play vidya.
>if they're also a weeb and you've seen all the same shit isnt that kind of boring
No, that gives me something to talk to them about, I don't become friends with normies.
>i feel like its more important that two people be respectful of eachothers interests
Agreed.

>> No.70087369

>>70080264
What the fuck, she's based as hell.

>> No.70087843

>>70077500
You know she poops from there right?

>> No.70088043

>>70077690
She is like 34 anon...Miosha and Mr Koro are the oldest.

>> No.70088196

>>70081863
>anybody can build a PC. Unless you mean from scratch
Like, assembling the semiconductors? You know there's only one place on earth where they can do that, right?

>> No.70088876

>>70088196
I meant like some 8-bit shit
>https://eater.net/8bit/

>> No.70088994

>>70088876
So learning a completely useless and autistic hobby that was top shit 100 years ago?
Cool.

>> No.70089260

>>70088994
Your life is completely useless and autistic yet here you are still living it.

>> No.70089410

>>70080264
She failed as a mother

>> No.70089415

>>70089260
yet it's still significantly less autistic than learning basic computing circuitry for no reason

>> No.70089659

>>70084019
Kiara hasn’t grown as a person for years

>> No.70089722

>>70087843
wrong, Botan is a bitch that shits

>> No.70089953

>>70089659
almost everyone stops growing as people once they reach a certain point, they become stuck in their ways and lose the flexibility of youth.

>> No.70090038

>>70087843
S N I F F
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I
F
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>> No.70090756

>>70089659
wrong, ever since i got her pregnant her tits have nearly tripled in size

>> No.70090901

>>70080264
Out-fucking-standing. I kneel

>> No.70091245

>>70080264
holy fucking based, mamatori is my new oshi

>> No.70091302

mamatori absolutely has a hairy asshole

>> No.70091778

>>70081461
>only plays FPS
clipwatcher from 2020 doesnt know the first thing about botan.
came into this thread knowing i would find this and here it is

>> No.70092577

>>70080264
>has played Serious Sam
im now interested in your hag

>> No.70092690

>>70080264
I'd let her peg me and call me a faggot

>> No.70095014

>>70077500
Fpbp

>> No.70095097

>>70077431
Does anybody have a compilation of these holo nude edits?

>> No.70097109

>>70087843
Japanese women have clean assholes so I'm sure she takes great care of it.

>> No.70097192

>>70077431
EN just got two hags though.

>> No.70099852

>>70077431
too old

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