/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>70013178

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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squish

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>>70047983
i thought this was fubuki at first
yip yip
or what the fuck is the Japanese fox onomatopoeia?

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>>70048046
Kon kon

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>>70046534
I told myself I needed a new mattress a while ago, that's probably one reason I struggle to sleep well too. Maybe Ill take that other anons advice and listen to a vod of hers or her singing tonight, I don't do that very often.

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She's in love with me.

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Are you enjoying her absence?

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I love my wife so much!!

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Reminder that I'm the fish all up in her kidneys

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Gurass

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>>70048377
*listen check*
im listening to make sure she isn’t pooting

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She's the love of my life!

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>>70048377
SNIFFFFF

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>>70047983
You're all pedophiles. Seek mental help. Hope these lolicon vtubers get outlawed soon.

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Child

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What the chumbies doin'?

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>>70048640
goob morning

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>>70048640
Oyasame

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>>70048631
About to say goob night to a fellow retard

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>>70048640
Goob night fellow retard

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https://youtu.be/3w4rYyG-ag8?t=511

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>>70048587
k
y'know, you could just ASK for cunny next time instead of being all weird...

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>>70048640
sleep tight buddy

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I'm not reading the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>70048908
please read the thread

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>>70048908
I implore you to read the thread.

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>>70048908
read this
ur stinky

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It is confirmed that she actually pees.

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>>70049916
Do you think Gura notices when her pee smells different? I always can notice a difference in my pee smell if I drink coffee or chicken noodle soup.

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I miss Gwombus...

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>>70050032
you should drink more water

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on the next episode of ggg..

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>>70050710
Same desu
But I know she's working hard behind the scenes and we'll see her soon.

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>>70051083
GUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>70051186
She's actually doing her best for us. Why can't others understand her?

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>>70051563
I really wish I could proxy this stuff like I can with comiket

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6 days since the last tweet which was basically "zzzz"
hard working shark!

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>>70051563
I love that math problem art

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>>70051699
Greyfags? In MY /ggg/? It's more likely than you think

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>>70051643
I can't wait for fes.

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>>70051989
most fans of gura don't sub to her
because she doesn't create videos
I thought you should know that
(carry on with your life, please)

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>>70052059
We don't call them subs on youtube, we call them memberships. You'd know that if you had ever had one.

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Oyasame. I better wake up to posts ranging from I love Gura to mild discontent but not quite tard levels of rage.

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>>70051963

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>>70052424
I love Gura!

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March 2023 she had 4,270,000 subscribers/followers (as shown on her billboard in shibuya)


the stagnation is real.
yikes.

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>>70052556
are you telling me that not streaming for a year leads to less people subscribing to your channel???? HOLY SHIT!!!

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I'm headin out chumbies. Sleep well

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>>70052424
I'm mildly discontent with Gura!

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>>70052556
Why are you so obsessed with subcount? I thought according to /#/ the number of subs is irrelevant?

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>>70052424
I love Gura but am also mildly discontent with her!

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Gura is my sharkdaughterwifegurandma

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I'm in love with this girl... How did this happen? I've never felt this feeling of "love" for anyone before and this is the little dummy that did it to me.

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>>70052480

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Gura is my real girlfriend.

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Gura's Luigi's Mansion vacuum 20 minutes asmr helps me sleep. In fact I'm going to go to sleep right now.

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Chumbies, I need an angry Gura image, please.

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>>70054244

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>>70054244
or this

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>>70054244
also this

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>>70054244

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>>70054244
Why do you need an angry image?

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>>70052424
I love Gura more than anything, and I'm mildly discontent with her absence, because I need a little bit of Gooba every day. But I'm not going insane and I'm not worrying every day if she is still alive, because she told us what she's up to instead of disappearing

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>>70054585
I'm attempting to make a soundpost from scratch for the first time. I thought angry would go good with it. I might swap to >>70054534
though. Hopefully it works so I don't embarrass myself. :3

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>>70054698
Yeah I feel a lot more at peace this time, every time I start to feel bad about it I think about the stuff she talked to us about lately or read the last member post and I feel better.

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Sex with a fembud.

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Youtube's search has gotten so awful.

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https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1761991364638859469
OwO wat dis?

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>>70055632
gura loves kobo!

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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>>70056394
I don't remember making this post...

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>>70056394
Goob night I flee the sun

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I don't like Gura romantically at all. I only want to use her body then dump her when she stops being fun.

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I'm actually in love with her and I will protect her from those that might do her harm.

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I want my shark mommy to put me to bed... :3

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Goob morning

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>>70057992
Goob morning.

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Gura soon

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>>70058471
Wife soon?

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>>70058471
Image sauce?

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a lot of chumbuds are still posting gura sushi in #gawrgura tag

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I guess... I'm afraid.

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[Anonymous No.]

Finally caught a cold.

I hope Gura is healthy.

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My family doggo sometimes flinches when I go to pet him, but he really relaxes when he realizes I mean no harm and welcomes the pettings.
I don't know why he's like this and he's already on anxiety meds.

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>>70059396
You know it's illegal to catch a cold. You should release it back to the wild

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>>70059610
sorry I fucked ur dog

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>>70053493
Do you think Gura has ever googled vacuum vore porn

[Anonymous No.]

My nearby military base is making noises again.

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>>70055632
Idk, but it says -Covers- top right corner, and its the logo of HoneyWorks, referring to the ongoing music collab. There's been both covers of songs and originals, like the Wabi-sabi Lullaby Gura was involved in.

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>>70059610
The dog is a victim of abuse.

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wife (mine)

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>>70060624
post (mine)

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>>70058550
google image search it

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>>70060589
I knew it. My mom is guilty of smacking him when he got a little hard to deal with.
And also me when I was younger, my family is dysfunctional but okay.

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>>70060968
>but okay
Chumby? My life was like that too, and there's a lot of messed up stuff I've gotten away from. Once you're out it becomes much easier to see how things really are from an outside perspective.
Moving out was daunting, but at some point it's the lesser evil.
Take care of yourself first, chumby.

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>>70060349
Wtf chumbuds are pmc owners?

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>>70061309
Thank you, regardless of how my parent's parenting skills are, I've already accepted that I'm not going to give them grandkids. It makes me feel like a disappointment of a son... And they don't even know how much this bothers me.

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>>70056000
gura hasn't collabed with kobo yet? not a request, but it's just curious.

several members I thought would be a good match for gura's year 1 energy have never collabed with her and probably never will

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>>70061811
I'm not siring more chumbies for genetic reasons. I've metastudies on abuse, on the residual mental condtions I was left with.
As a result, I'm very sure that I wouldn't repeat their mistakes, though I have other reasons I wouldn't feel ethically correct passing on my genes.
I hope it's not that you just don't feel you can do a good job after going through that. It is absolutely possible to break the cycle.
Having kids should be your own choice, and no one else.
I hope you improve your situation chumby.

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>>70062444
I've metastudies
I've [read] metastudies

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Chumbuds that don't want kids shouldn't have kids. I on the other hand will sire many many children with my wife Gura.

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I hope chumbies buy some of Gura's eggs once I clone them.

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I'm going to marry Gura by infiltrating her from the inside
You other chumbies have no chance

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>>70064780
In your dreams

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>>70064933
I dreamt of Gura last night
It was the end of the world and she was singing a concert on a plane wing over tarmac
Shark is beautiful

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Goob morning chumbies. I should stop drinking coffee

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>>70066713
Goob night

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>>70061811
You are a disappointment not just to your family but who cares. As someone that wants 4-6 kids and would leave my wife if she gave me 3 girls in a row do whatever you want. No kids, some kids, married, or donor it is your prerogative. Unless you’re a troon then your prerogative should be a 12 gauge to the head
Also I’d be fine with 5 girls and 1 boy he just can’t be the youngest

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>>70059610
Those new age dog trainers say dogs aren’t good with open palm hands unless they adapt. Next time reach out with a fist.

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>>70058854
Well it’s not closing till the 29th

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Goob morning retards

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>>70067435
Retard

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>>70059610
Let the animals smell you hand first. Extend your fingers and keep your hand below its head level and move it slowly to its face. Its instincts should kick in and it should lean forward a little bit to smell your fingers. Do this every time you approach the dog; if it’s the first time you’re seeing it in the day. This works for all animals that have good noses (cats and dogs).

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my wife

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>>70068522
Troon

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>>70068438
Goob morning faggot

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I saw its been like 9 days since the last stream, did she abandon you guys already?

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>>70071260
Yes though this time it was expected as she's going to japan and holofes is soon.

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>>70071585
Why do you make up shit? We were expecting more streams that she told us about.

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>>70071850
Nice try

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The only thing I expect from Gura is sex

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https://youtu.be/i4AB9mkUT2s?si=s_oHCSebRm-xr4h5

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>>70073571
cute

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>>70074094
here's one more from my recommended
https://youtu.be/ThFST9ADV7Y?si=mWvulan2p89fZUmx

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>>70071260
She's hilarious. The lack of communication remains a huge problem.
At this point I think it is totally intentional just to mess with fans. She's using her phone every day like any normal young adult.

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>>70075670
Yes. Her personal phone, not the hololive Iphone

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>>70056113
samen

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>>70074308

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>>70071260
no, she is here with me i see her every day

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>>70077591
that doesn't count astral-projectionbud..

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cam on gura like some fakkin tweets

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>>70075100
Son of a bitch I just had this recommended to me. It's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

I am new to Gura. I started with her Fallout New Vegas stream. Is that a good place to start

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>>70079420
It's alright, I recommend Henry Stickmin though.

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>>70079420
I'd recommend her bully, gta, stanley parable and trombone champ streams too

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>>70079420
Skyrim streams are better.

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Kiara said she will babysit Gura when they're in japan, so she doesn't feel lonely or scared

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>>70081091
So Gura isn't in Japan yet? Then wtf has she been doing the past week?
>muh prep
She doesn’t need to take an entire week off to "prep". She didn't even need to do that last year.

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>>70081091
Ew

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>>70081253
she meant around fes, Gura could be in japan now, we don't know.

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>>70081253
I do not think you were here last year, because while I wouldn't call 2024 jam packed so far it beats the shit out of january/february 2023
we even got to keep the valentines vod

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>70081404
I don't disagree with that, just the idea that she needs a week or more off to "prep" which isn't true.

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>>70081481
soon, but she's not lonely anymore thanks to me ;)

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>>70081605
She did say she was going to help listen to the recordings for LK before they went to the mixer, maybe she's trying to get that done before she has to leave.

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>>70081810
why can't she tell us that?

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>>70081810
I doubt she has even logged in to twitter or youtube. You would think she would have said something about the form. thing

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I'd love it if she randomly posted "thinking of you, chumbies~" with a cute pic, or something like that

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https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1762176546041958725?t=4FqfUzaK1iw2y1aCC_MeyQ&s=19
there you go, Kaela is taking care of her this time

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>>70082308
That doesn't mean anything.

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My Gurandma.

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>>70082211
Sorry, to le bussy to do anything except scroll insta on her free time.

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>>70082040
We all know she's retarded anon.
>>70082094
Maybe not, but she doesn't have to log into either of those to listen to recordings.

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It doesn't make sense for her to be gone this long. She hasn't gone anywhere yet, right? So what was she doing all week?

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>>70082698
Ask her with a superchat when she comes back.

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>>70082308
was this a gura reference?

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>>70082308
Is Kaela in Japan right now? that is bit strange thing to post

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>>70082211
garlic bread

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>>70081091
RIP

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>>70082698
We've been through this argument before. Just re-read the past threads to relive them.

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Anyone else thinking Gura?

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>>70084110
Maybe. Who's asking?

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>>70074308
>*Le touché*

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>>70079420
Watch her DMC streams you fookin prawn

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>>70073571
Why are her screams so damn cute?

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>>70081481
>*Lo touchõ*

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>>70084162
me

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>>70074308
I remember touch

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>>70082698
She's probably on her way or just got to Japan. She needs to be there soon so she can record for Holofest. That shit has to be edited so she can't wait too much longer

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>>70079420
Check out her karaoke clips on YouTube

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>>70084347
Hell no. DMC along with Super Metroid was some of her worst playthroughs.

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>>70084888
they probably already have everything for this years fes, but she has to be there because cover is really autistic about pretending it's actually live. she will definitely record stuff for other performances this year though.

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>>70080279
now i wanna watch it again

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>>70079420
I saw a lot of good responses but it depends on what you want from her first.
>Outlast
>GTA
>Bully
>Stanley Parable
>Early Minecraft
>DMC5
This will give you the most complete picture of gura

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More Palworld soon?

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>>70085411
lol

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>>70085411
I'm playing Palworld right now!

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She is dead isn't she?

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>>70085411
Sorry, the fad died already.

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It’s like musical schizos. Everyday we get a new one and today is people that don’t watch gura happened to notice something and “feel bad.” At the very least it looks like it’s mostly samefagging

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>>70085472
Wonder what her next outfit will be? She’s mentioned lounge wear before but she’s talked about bikinis as well

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>>70085520
She was alive! I felt it...

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>>70085029
I mean you’re wrong on both accounts, but just curious, how do you figure? What’s bad to you about them?

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>>70085813
i'd love a vampire/succubus themed outfit

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I wish i was Gura, i would stream 2 times a day your you Guys, one picrel & then one gameplay

Gura, call me if you want to bodyswap for a month

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>>70086001
That outfit will create enough fan art to trend on twitter. It’ll be like what’s been happening with tifa

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>>70086001
but we already have the vampire succubus at home:

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>>70086318
Would you let us bukkake you?

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>>70086404
Gura loves protein so yes

(seriously though, why has Gura been drinking so much protein drinks when she is a scrawny cheesestick?)

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anyone know if real?

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>>70085813
Hopefully sexy lingerie, country girl, gothic lolita, negligee, military uniform, battle armor, sheer nightgown with visibly hard nipples...

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>>70085910
Nta but dmc4 I believe and the second stream of Metroid are one of her most hated streams though people are also always asking for her to complete it. I would assume it’s because she got soft locked though I never watched metroid. That said I still don’t know how that boss blocked her she’s not bad at the game but she was playing badly

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>>70086499
because she doesn't eat enough normal food, and protein shakes are easier to digest

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>>70086499
I like protein shakes for the taste. :3

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>>70086570
ISREAL!!!

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>>70086570

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>>70086616
I would want half of those to be members only outfits

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>>70086734
what flavors do you like? I like strawberry, raspberry and cookie

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>>70086698
????????
the fuck are you talking about she didn't got blocked by a boss in metroid, she got filtered by the water area, and even that stream was pretty good because it was basically a zatsu while she was completely lost

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>>70086760
>is real
>isreal
>Israel
THE JEWS

[Anonymous No.]

she tried the gasoline trick to get rid of the wasp nest she found and accidentally spilled it on herself when she fell of the chair and then all the wasps stunk her and she accidentally set herself onn fire somehow

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>>70086826
Chocolate is my favorite. Vanilla is good, I'm not into cookie, I would totally try raspberry, that sounds good, and haven't had strawberry.

[Anonymous No.]

I just can't wait to see her perform. Less than three weeks chumbies!

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>>70087110
Damnnn chumbie, throw it back.

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>>70086955
Then police came to her house and pointed a gun at her for setting herself in fire like they did with the guy who catched fire 2 days ago

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>>70087272
aw man, what if she dropped an acorn too?

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>>70087110
>Less than three weeks
jesas, it's THAT close? yeah she's probably recording right now then

[Anonymous No.]

I bought grocery store sushi again

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>>70087431
I always see that stuff while walking by and question if it's safe to eat.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, if you are /here, say the codeword: "pancake"

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"pancake"

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>>70087580
I don't care if it's used as a sort of "censor", spats really turn me on.

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>>70087632
NTA, but there's a slightly bougie supermarket near me that sells excellent sushi for pretty half the price that restaurants do. And it's still made in the supermarket so if you go before 6pm you can pick and choose what pieces you like.

But cheap sushi in cheap grocery stores is often pretty shit. Looking at you Lidl.

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I'm 35 and have never had sushi... In my defense, I do live a day's drive away from the coast so I don't exactly trust the freshness of the fish around here.

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>>70085050
She was last there in June. She didn't record in June for this years fest. And yes, Cover used to be autistic about pretending things were live but they've backed off with that in the past year. And if that was still the case, why is everyone not there? Kronii just got back, Ina went in November. Gura is recording for holofest on this trip. Tard

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What is the story behind Guras master RP? Was it a batsu from a previous stream or did she just do it on her own free will? How did that stream happen?

Also, Gura would be an insanely good personal assistant/maid, holy shit she was a natural

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>>70088249
She's talked about how she used to clean houses for pay on stream before. I could not begin to remember what stream it was, but I remember it.

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>>70083040
I guess we are due for a tweet like that now. Wonder what it will be this time?

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>>70087632
I tried their shrimp nigiri before and it tasted pretty funky. I stick with their rolls now.

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>>70079420
Luigi's Mansion, Amnesia: Dark Descent, SOMA, I AM FISH, Little Nightmares, RE7, MADiSON, INSIDE, VISAGE, PROJECT DIVA: MEGA MIX, OURLAST, Stanley Parable, Henry Stickman Collection, Bully, GTA, Trombone Champ, Happy Humble Burger Farm, PROTEIN FOR MUSCLE, Animal Crossing: Happy Home Paradise, Papers Please, RE2, PAPA'S FREEZERIA DELUXE, BRAMBLE: THE MOUNTAIN KING, CHOO CHOO CHARLES, RHYTHM SPROUT, Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion, TAIKO NO TATSUJIN: DRUM N FUN, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, The Closing Shift, POWERWASH SIMULATOR, DBD, Cryptic of the Necrodaner, WARIO WARE: GET IT TOGETHER, NIGHT DELIVERY, MINECRAFT, SUBNAUTICA: BELOW ZERO, RE VILLAGE, FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN', Groove Coaster, stray, SKYRIM, BAKING, LETS COOK, RING FIT ADVENTURE, TAIKO NO TATSUJIN, SUPERLIMINAL, PACIFY, DARK DECEPTION, AMONG THE SLEEP, DARK DECEPTION, RUST, BATHTUB PIZZA, RIMWORLD, Contraband Police, NIGHT SECURITY, FAITH: THE UNHOLY TRINITY, THE MORTUARY ASSISTANT

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>>70079420
My recommendation is her first Maneater stream then watch her first Muse Dash stream immediately after. After that you can watch pretty much anything.

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>>70088669
rand(archive_list, len(archive_list))

You are not fooling anyone buddy pal

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>>70088669
*meant to put TABS instead of DARK DECEPTION twice

[Anonymous No.]

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

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gura probably eats her toenails

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>>70086851
DMC retard I put 2 games in their and said I didn’t watch metroid. And in the end she was soft locked

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>>70088249
She said she was in a "certain mood" when she did that stream. So she needs to be horny.

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>>70089693
>"certain mood"
>horny

Not want to ruin your life but the keyword here is laser lettuse

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>>70085050
They don’t pretend it’s live and they haven’t pretended it was live since the last time it actually was live you retard. They weren’t in Japan for third fes even though it was lax at that time. The MC sections are actually live though but from the studio. Which would mean she might have an MC section like last year, maybe en will be doing the expo tour, or they are autographing the new walls

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>>70089693
I want to put my pp in the horny goob

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>>70088144
>Past year
You’re either a newfag or a retard because they didn’t pretend in 3rd fes, 1st fes was live and 2nd fes was partially live. And would they need to be there together? They can and have recorded shit separately before, there’s no guarantee there will be gen songs so they might be mixed randomly, and if you want to be accurate gura was in Japan sometime November or December.
Either way fes is already recorded

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>>70089798
actual retard

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>>70089545
Yeah probably, she's done it at least once no doubt.
How did I fall so deeply in love with this weird girl? Is it because she brings out these powerful instincts in me of needing to protect her? Is it because I also relate to her in many ways?

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>>70090083
Hey, stop hewting my fewlins

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>>70090138
>Cute, real female, personality (optional but huge plus), funny (huge outlier), says I love you
You didn’t stand a chance

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>>70090726
The Judas priests

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>>70090052
and why would she hide that? plus someone would have spilled the beans already (looking at you, Kiara) or are you saying that Mumei and Fauna went there and hide it too?

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wish I could get a little more into fashion. But cheap well fitted blue jeans and black tees just look too good on me.

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I really did not miss the Japan speculation and waiting arc. Can't wait for it to be over again. Sure would be nice if she could just actually say something more about it, but I know not expect anything. I guess it's actually a miracle she even vaguely mentioned traveling at all.

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>>70079420
Welcome newbud
you already got some nice recs
I'd like to add little nightmares. She finished both games and the DLC in 4-5 hours each stream

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>>70090632
...Are you saying I'm a normal adult man?

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Are we ever gonna find out what exactly was supposed to happen for the weekend after Valentine's? Was it really just the public karaoke?

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>>70091701
Don't question her.

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>>70091701
You haven't ventured deep enough into my wife's mind to actually understand her words and the things she does and doesn't do.

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>>70091701
>>70091744
that's right, just consume product and get excited for next product! don't ask questions and don't notice things! just be glad Gura-sama decided to grace you *spits* Peasants with her presence!

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>>70091879
This but unironically. You're here to be entertained and unless being a nosy little shit entertains you there's no benefit to looking further.

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>>70091701
part two of last year never happened either...

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>>70091879
Yes, actually

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>>70091869
This is true, but I wish to. In all seriousness having a true and deep understand of her, how she thinks, what she feels, her goals and desires; I want that more than anything...

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The inner machinations of my daughterwife's mind are an enigma...

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>>70091980
Her original plan had to be cut short because cover wanted them to shill products and mori wanted it to be on Valentine’s Day. There is no part 2 it was just going to be a long stream

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>>70092147
Anon she mentioned possibly continuing it later. I know what happened.

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Want UI

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>>70091381
Yes that is exactly what I’m saying be proud

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>>70091933
NTA, but it does entertain me. If my personality traits were laid out like game stats, most of my points would be in curiosity. It drives me crazy a lot of the time, I just have this insatiable drive to know and understand everything that I can, even if it's relatively mundane.

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>>70092083
same desu I wish I could get to know her on a deeper lever

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>>70092401
Your true calling is as a tabloid reporter. Go, be free from vtubers.

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>>70092430 (me)
level*
why tf did I write lever?

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>>70092206
Then myth had to move because one of them did something dumb, she returned the laptop, and then picked up like 5 different jobs in between the recordings for hololive summer and her features. Yes I was there

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Just play games with her. Easy enough

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>>70092083
Bold of you to assume she thinks about any of that shit

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>>70092477
Thinking about the boys?

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>>70092615
no, but that's funny

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>>70092493
I have though

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>>70092083
>>70092430
Seriously how much deeper can it get? She’s done more than she actually wanted to so goals done
You know her sense of humor and about her family - done
You know her fears, past wants, hobbies, skills, and girly stuff - done
You even know her fetishes, likes, and clothes size. You even know about her picking her belly button so what’s left? She’s not a complicated woman and despite what the schizos want you to believe you know more gura than any other en member unless you plan to stalk their rm to find secret knowledge. What you see is what you get

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>>70092865
Turns out she's actually married to her chumbies.

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>>70092401
How come my curiosity manifests as becoming a geneticist while everyone else's manifests as becoming nosy nancy faggot?

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>>70092865
>so what’s left?
the tummy cam

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it's only ever a problem because the woman refuses to type to fans even the most generic life-sign stuff.

surely she's been a fan of someone or something in her life that she found interesting enough to want updates on a regular basis. the empathy isn't there for her, perhaps.

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>>70092865
We don't know enough about her fetishes. Most of them are speculation.

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>>70093117
Typical greyfag L.

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>>70093021
It's only like that for me with things and people I'm actually interested in and care about, or that really confuse me. Gura falls under both, so... Otherwise I'm more interested in understanding how reality works. I'd definitely like to be a researcher of some kind.

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Gura doesn't really understand how penises work

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>>70093021
Because you have been cursed with a demonic intellect and the arrogance to play, while others still have been cursed with a demonic inclination to sow discord amongst their brethren by acting like nosy effeminate gossip-addict dramafags
All roads lead back to Satan, anon

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>>70093178
most of gura's fans don't pay to view streams, I don't feel offended by your need to lash out

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>>70093208
I will teach her.

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>>70093244
*arrogance to play God

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>>70093254
Most of Gura's fans browse YouTube on their phone during their free time, and sometimes a notification that the funni shark is streaming will popup. They will then watch the shark. Only a scant minority are like what you seem to be describing.

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>>70092865
I'm sure it can get even deeper, I guess I just really want to have an actual relationship with her.

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People speculate about my wife so much, she's too popular for her own good. So many shitposters and weakbuds.

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>>70093354
The more "greys" she has, the more merch she sells which earns her a ton more than basic memberships to YouTube. The gains more "greys" by streaming and being active on social media.

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>>70093401
some weakbuds buy merch and support her that way, and by watching free streams. It's not weakness, its just a different way of supporting. Sadly we're not worth communicating to via Twitter.

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>>70047983
cute cat large ears

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>>70093465
I'm of the opinion that merch buyers are more likely to also have Gura's membership than not. I'm also of the opinion that the set of people who buy her merch and don't even watch her or follow her socials is also larger than the set of people who buy her merch, watch streams, follow her socials, but don't have her membership.

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>>70093595
Why are you (You)ing me?

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>>70093702
who would buy merch of something they dont know about

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>>70093937
People who go to a store and see a random cute looking anthropomorphized female shark.

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>>70093702
nta. I believe so too, Gura is just universally cute and has normie appeal, she's like hello kitty to them, they buy cute plushies but don't actually know anything about her.

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>>70093937
maybe they like concept of the shark girl character, the design etc. I'm glad they didn't go with the "she's an atlantean princess" or something, nah, she's just a shork girl

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>>70093244
But God created us in His image and intends for us to understand His creation and give names to all of it, as written in Genesis.
>>70093187
The scientists of last century were so cool, they just ran all of their experiments in their apartment. I've been wondering if I could borrow a lab from some university because I think I'd get evicted.

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>>70094057
She'll always be my Atlantean princess, though.

[Anonymous No.]

She's simply "her". She always has been and always will be. I love my weird autistic wife so much.

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I am Gura.

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I will Gura.

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I was Gura.

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>haha sing more? but then my voice will hurt and we can't have another stream soon
myeah....that would've sucked

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>>70094113
Understand and give names, yes, surely so
Unfortunately modern basedence and industry, particularly in genetics, has been hijacked by transhumanist satanists like Bill Gates and is now being used to tamper with the fabric of the human race and reality itself
I strongly advise you tread lightly, genebud, so as not to allow your God-given talents to be misdirected away from their proper, virtuous objective and towards wickedness by those who have fallen to the manipulations of the great adversary

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>>70095336
"basedend"???
Was "so-y" recently added to the filter list or something? I've been away for a while, don't remember that being a thing

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gura