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Blessed Turtle Mother

>> No.699315

>>697313
You'd think so, but not me

>> No.699660

>>697313
>>697239
She'll still forget you

>> No.699725
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699725

>>698897

>> No.699777

>>698897
Honestly, Mori should be honored to be called the n word

>> No.700498
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700498

>> No.700652

>>699660
Then become an indie that she can be friends with, anon.
That doesn't mean she'll go out with you though

>> No.701027

>>700652
She's already going out but not with me sadly

>> No.701146

>>701027
yeah, with me

>> No.701330

>>701027
Nope, all me

>> No.701422

>>699315
Maybe you should just do a flip off a bridge, DonTre

>> No.701445

>>701422
I'm actually not DonTre lel

>> No.701495

>>700652
She's not even my oshi and I already did

>> No.701507

>>701445
Then she loves you as much as any other Troopa, I am sure.

>> No.701777
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701777

>>701507
>she loves you as much as any other Troopa

>> No.702356

>>701777
Hey, you can't expect Koopa to love you like Dimitri or Vergil. They did the only thing a man could do with her and put a ring on her finger ASAP.

>> No.702671

>>701027
Hey, don't be jealous that I got lucky.

>> No.702889
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702889

Koopa, clean your Vergil pillow. The crust is almost close to sentience

>> No.703080

hey koopa, if you are here, opinion on the nintendo direct?

>> No.703481

>>703080
I too would like to know this I get why they didn't do Rex and his wives for the XC2 rep but it kind of goes against everything the game stood for. With how autistic Sakurai is about representing characters in smash bros. He kind of dropped the ball and went against his own priciples

>> No.703537

>>703481
Would probably rub people the wrong way to make Pokemon Trainer 2.0 with girls

>> No.703566

>>703537
But that is basically the game.

>> No.705524

>>703080
Haven't watched her NMH streams, but I think she'll like the NMH3 announcement

>> No.709642

>>699315
>>699660
Are you morons handicapped? We watch her cause we like her not cause she knows us, there's over 2k of us now. "S-she doesn't know you, s-she will forget you" and? fucking subhumans

>> No.709895
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709895

>ywn impregnate koopa

>> No.709962

>>709642
>there's over 2k of us now
Exactly why I dropped her

>> No.709980

>>709895
>beat off into sink or toilet
>goes into water supply
>evaporates or travels
There's still a chance, right, guys?

>> No.709985

>>709895
Speak for yourself. I will use her until the flesh drops from her bones.

t. Dimitri

>> No.710035

>>709962
hahha you're so sexy please don't get popular

>> No.710250

>>710035
Once their chat moves that fast there zero reason to watch anymore

>> No.710421

>>710250
I get what you mean, but I'm able to separate myself from them, I guess. I don't imagine myself being Pewdiepie's friend, but I still like his personality and most of his work

>> No.710425

>>710250
You're just a lonely loser who does this to get some recognition by vtubers, don't worry none if them will care about you as much as you want, bitch

>> No.710555

>>709962
>>710250
Pathetic.

>> No.710559

>>710250
>>709962
Go cry somewhere else retard, don't care

>> No.710802

>not watching vtubers because you like them and/or their content
>watching only so they would recognize your name in chat
Kek, twitchtard redditor mentality, go back faggot

>> No.713788

>arguing about irrelevant shit
>crying about irrelevant shit
>not hornyposting
Disappointing

>> No.714013

>>713788
I wish to hold hands while sitting on rocking chairs on a porch, watching the sunset, with a Koopa-like individual. Not Koopa herself though, that would be weird.

>> No.714188

>>714013
Haha, yeah who would want to be intimate with that neet, certainly not me

>> No.714553

>>714013
Based, I would hug and hold hands with kwappi tho desu

>> No.715665

I like it when she borps

>> No.716018

>>715665
BRRAAAAPPP

>> No.716063

Friendzoning Koopa until she stops being a smelly fujo!

>> No.716288
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716288

>>716018
bro what if she started brapping on stream as well.

>> No.716321

>>716288
No wonder poor Koopa doesn't have kids yet

>> No.716494

>>715665
I wish she'd stop. I don't want her to become completely obnoxious like Athena.

>> No.716612

>tfw Koopa will never call you a good boy

>> No.716766

>>716494
Give me the scoop here.

>> No.716792

>>716766
more like give me the scoopa

>> No.717053

Why does she collab so much with males

>> No.717068

>>715665
I don't.

>> No.717434

>>716494
>your gf will never launch into an unprovoked autistic 20 minute rant about MGS and finish it off with a prolonged, sustained belch
I'm thinking of ending it all

>> No.717575

>>717053
Because her handler ordered her to.

>> No.717623

>>717053
because most Indies do.
The only reason why people think there's anything weird about collabing across genders is because of Hololive

>> No.717634

>>717053
She likes the big buff models, same reason big tittied models get more views

>> No.717641

>>717623
Yeah, that's one idol holdover I'm not fond of. As long as the content itself is interesting and charming that's all that really matters.

>> No.717672
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>>717053
She's horny and will eventually quit vtubing after finding the right Vtuber (or viewer) to marry.

>> No.717719

>>717672
>or viewer
The rrat...

>> No.717775

>Koopa is most likely somewhere in the Southern US
bros, there's a chance

>> No.718088

>>717672
Holy shit I gotta step my game up

>> No.718120

>>717672
I'm getting a model RIGHT NOW

>> No.718148
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718148

>>716063
>not wanting to he with a smelly fujo Koopa

>> No.718168

>>717672
Well she did like that picture of Kongou pounding her so you're probably right.

>> No.718180

>>716063
Dont worry, I'm gonna clean her up with my tongue

>> No.718263

>>717672
>eventually
Eventually, all vtubers will. The joy is in the journey, not the destination.

>> No.718278

>>717775
>bros, there's a chance
He doesn't know...

>> No.718347

>>718168
That lucky bastard, wonder if he busted a nut to that pic

>> No.719372

>>717634
Based taste

>> No.719487
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719487

>>717672
Will happen sooner or later

>> No.719634

>>718263
The journey always leads to sorrow.

>> No.721021

>>718168
link?

>> No.721429

>>721021
https://twitter.com/AshTShend/status/1361912815758450690

>> No.721649

Dont be a troopaphobe. It takes all colors to make a rainbow. Cept' black, there's no black in a rainbow.

>> No.721664

>>699660
>>699315
She is too big for you. Find a smaller indie so you can be one of her two simps since that matters so much

>> No.721714

All of you need to work on your talent stack. Build it so you can find a 3dpd of your own to irlwaifu

>> No.721839

>>721714
>Build it so you can find a 3dpd of your own to irlwaifu
I already did, then I fucked it up

>> No.721942
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721942

>>721649
dark skin Troopas...

>> No.722043

I love mom, frens

>> No.722111

>>722043
me too dude.

>> No.722113

hey, kourtney, hope you have a nice thursday

>> No.722354
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722354

>Go around thinking i'm a dicklet all my life
>Try the toilet paper roll thing after seeing her talk about it
>Head of dick doesn't even get inside
>Dick is a good bit longer than the roll
Wtf bros there have to be different toilet roll sizes right?

>> No.722409

>>722354
You can't possibly know if your dick is small if you didn't seen other guys erected cocks, right? So knowing your dick is big = being gay

>> No.722430

>>722354
take a string of some kind, dental floss or something, wrap it around your erect dingus, and there you have your girth

and remember there's a lot more to love about a person than their penis size, anon

>> No.722448

>>722354
Well yeah. Here, a roll would be 10cm in length but 4cm diameter. If your dick has more than 4cm width you should probably check with a doctor.

>> No.722459

>>717053
Because they're the ones taking the initiative and asking her to collab, presumably.

>> No.722508

>>722354
only the most pathetic, wouldn't even call it a dick, wouldn't be longer than the width of a toilet paper roll
any average dick will be longer than it

>> No.722528
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722528

>>722448
Okay yeah found out euro rolls are smaller than the amerifat ones wich i'd assume the meme talks about. Also apparently you americans use a fuckton of toilet paper, there are like a million articles about it lmao.
>>722409
>>722508
What language are you even speaking?

>> No.724859

>>721429
hot

>> No.725078

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkPf3qisC4M
Klipa Koming

>> No.725275

>>725078
hell yes

>> No.725354

>>725078
>bromega puts half of a content on chanell
Kwappichama...

>> No.726108
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726108

We wear blue now

>> No.726129

there it is

>> No.726141

Based Bromega

>> No.726159

Holy fucking based

>> No.726166
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726166

Bromega, I kneel

>> No.726175

My fucking sides the madman actually did it

>> No.726178

koopa is sex!
sex, i tell you!

>> No.726184

Jesus H. Christ, Bromega!

>> No.726190

Well Troopa's? Did your question make it into the compilation? Only one of mine did and I asked it during the first q&a

>> No.726210
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726210

Reminder that she WILL drop this place like a rock the moment she gains enough traction.

>> No.726213

>>725078
RATE HIGHLIGHTS

>> No.726222

>>726210
Then enjoy what we have now

>> No.726224

>>715665
I'm disgusted by it.

>> No.726230

>>726210
They always do, but let's all have fun together in the meantime, alright?

>> No.726245

>>726210
That's the plan

>> No.726249

>>726210
Do you expect her to break containment?

>> No.726250

>burp compilation
Okay, this is actually pandering to goslings now.

>> No.726257

>>719634
Just like life.

>> No.726270

>>726190
Yes
>one of mine
Do you fags really post multiple questions? Jesas. Embarassing.

>> No.726281

>>722430
>spoiler
Not about me there isn't lmao

>> No.726304

>>726210
Learn to enjoy the present then, retards.

>> No.726323

>>726210
We're unsung heroes. Recognition is not part of our goal.

>> No.726332

>>726270
I asked two, one as a joke related to the stream that was going on. Relax Pinkie

>> No.726355
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726355

>>726210
Yeah, I know. I will still have my fun memories so this is enough.

>> No.726367

I accidentally opened the burp video and can't close because that negatively affects viewing metrics send help

>> No.726369

>>726210
i dont care

>> No.726392

>>726213
kino/10

>> No.726399

>>726367
muted and press play
also pray for your sins

>> No.726426

>>726210
She won't
She's not like the other girls

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726448

She actually posted the burp compilation as a separate video. The fucking brass ball on this woman. I kneel.

>> No.726465

>>726213
>>726448
based beyond belief/10

>> No.726469

>>726210
She's almost at that point already

>> No.726472

>>726210
Eh you'll get used to it, more eng vtubers are browsing this shithole than you can imagine. Still they would never admit it or give us some form or recognition. It's just how it works, this is why it's better to not get attached too much to them.

>> No.726510

0:23 is the best to date
I hope she can surpass it sometime soon

>> No.726586

>Burps are pandering to goslings
Its toilet humor you troglodyte zoomer fucks, we laughed at this shit all the time in the 90s/early 00s

>> No.726650

>>726586
Who even said that? It's just funny.

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726665

>when Green Greens started up

>> No.726892

>>726222
>>726230
>>726245
>>726249
>>726304
>>726323
>>726355
>>726369
imagine being this much of a cuck whiteknight

>> No.727013

>>726892
Be a the pawn to in someone's chess game and win

>> No.727036

>>726892
It's just the nature of reality, anon. The beloved family dog will die before most of the family members, it's tragic but there's nothing anyone can do to stop it. In the same way, every single successful 4chan user eventually publicly disavows this place for the sake of their career. In most cases, I can't even say I blame them.

It's coming sooner or later, it always does, but for now why not just enjoy what we have today?

>> No.727040

>>726892
She would have to be retarded to pander to subhuman morons like you

>> No.727071

>>727040
keep working hard and maybe she will read your name on stream

>> No.727172

> my question got in the highlight
LETS GOOOOO

>> No.727177

>>727071
I dont have to work at all, I just watch her content because I'm not a retard like you, I dont care if she knows my name or not

>> No.727216

>>726892
Welcome to the Koopa thread. Beat for beat, they always end up being predominantly hornyposting or goslingfaggotry (which tends to lead to such whiteknighting). I can only hope this changes once she starts putting out more content so that can be discussed instead of how lonely everyone is.

>> No.727239

>>726586
I certainly hope this retard isn't trying to call zoomers troglodytes by upholding the lowest brow form of "comedy".

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727761

Burpfags are always winning bros what do we do

>> No.727810

>>727761
i love fat butts and fat bellies but god do i hate feeders

>> No.727918

I think Koopa is legitimately a bit too autistic to do completely normal content for the reddit and twitch crowd

>> No.727960

>>727918
just now you noticed that?

>> No.728192

>>727918
And that's a good thing

>> No.728273

>>727918
she should burp more often

>> No.728318

>>727960
No, but people here seem to think she can get the same crowd as Korone or Nyanners

>> No.728466

>>727761
Oh god, I would've found this shit disgusting before Koopa. Now I wanna press on her belly and listen to her borps. Did I just get burppilled?

>> No.728502

>>727761
I'd love this if the b-side was pregancy

>> No.728723

>>710802
>twitchtard reddito
What

>> No.728793

>>726210
>thinking she's not here forever

You fags are annoying.

>> No.729011

>>728793
The thing about "you're here forever" is that many don't have anywhere else to go. I wouldn't survive posting on twitter for a day, where before saying anything I'd have to think through the 20 possible ways it could be misinterpreted and turned around to destroy my life. Almost every other place on the internet has the same problem. I have nowhere else to go.

But the instant someone finds mainstream success, by definition they do have somewhere else to go: wherever it was they found success in said mainstream. That's why so many people "from here" abandon this place and cut ties once they make it big: they finally do have somewhere else to go.

>> No.729045

>>729011
I left for like 3 years and still ended up coming back. They might not post for attention, but they're here. I guarantee it.

>> No.729248

Guys, help! Koopa, is in my house and she said "give me your seaman". I dont know what she means! I don't have a boat!

>> No.729546

>>726213
Kneeling/10

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729645

the meme koopa is too afraid to comment on.

>> No.729725

>>729645
>implying it's a fetish for her and she isn't grooming her fellow chuubas/closest viewers for the finest specimine to breed her while she's at the prime age for pregnancy where her body is just screaming at her for children
poor girl will probably take the first guy to come along and show her kindness and that guy was probably the first dude she collabed with

>> No.729945

>>729725
>and that guy was probably the first dude she collabed with
Mau pls

>> No.730043

>>729011
Stop being insecure.

>> No.730092

Koopa, can we watch Ronin or Black Dynamite for our next watchalong? No particular reason, I just like those movies.

>> No.730094
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730094

>>729011
Did you know that even fucking Nyanners is selfposting on /aco/?

>> No.730246

>>730092
Its gotta be something mecha related. Pacific Rim comes to mind.

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730281

>>728502
>pic related: koopa

>> No.730400

>>729011
While that is somewhat correct and you are obviously referring to those people in the context of their public personalities, life is not a linear progression, you go through ups and downs, so when they inevitably get cancelled or become washed up they come back.
Hence "You are here forever"

>> No.730471

>>698897
give me that koikatsu model right now

>> No.730603

>>730246
Do it though? Do it really?

>> No.730626

>>730400
Who the fuck leaves this place? What kind of normalfaggotry is this shit?

>> No.730837

>>730626
Most people who come here are just failed normalfags, they're ready to jump ship to other communities if they accept them, or become too busy with real life, work, family as they age.
The amount of people from a decade ago who still browse 4chan regularly today is probably very low.

>> No.731006

>>730837
>The amount of people from a decade ago who still browse 4chan regularly today is probably very low
I mentally consider myself a newfag, because that's what my "generation" was considered when I joined in 2006. I still do wonder how many "newfags" from that era are still around, and where all the people I'd consider oldfags ended up.

>> No.731720

>>729011
They are here, they just don't admit it on stream for various reasons.

>> No.731861

>post about Koopa before bed
>she shows up in my dreams
Uh

>> No.731958

>>731006
Are you me?

>> No.732215

>>731861
did you at least remember to cum

>> No.732248

>>732215
>feeding the succ
Anon no

>> No.732252

>>730837
>started browsing the unmentionable board in 2013
>Only managed to leave for a few months in late 2017
If this was the 2010 internet, there'd be plenty of places to go, but you can only say nigger as much as you want here

>> No.732295

>>732252
The irony is that while you're free to act like a twelve year old, the community that prides itself on the freedom to say whatever it wants breaks out in hives if you go against the grain and call them out on their boorish behavior.

>> No.732401

>>732295
If you break social norms on 4chan, someone will call you mean names. If you break social norms on twitter, someone will try to destroy your real life. There is no comparison between here and the rest of the internet, aside from both being populated by humans.

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732580

Anyway this conversation is depressing, so here is a moe~ Koopa

>> No.732619

>>732401
What an absolute croc of shit. But we're getting far from the topic at hand. Suffice it to say this is the week of dead hours Kwampus, and we're going nuts without you.

>> No.732639

>>732580
This is a very kute koopa

>> No.732641

>>732215
If it was sexual I would have. It was just cute and sweet and alluded to Koopa's double life as an incredibly ripped male undercover cop with anchor tattoos but the same voice.

>> No.732761

>>732580
Imagine those fangs rubbing against your dick

>> No.733018

>>731006
>>731958
Both me

>> No.733158

>>732641
This sounds like a bad cop movie with Sylvester Stallone.

>> No.733194

I want to impregnate Koopa's breast pussy

>> No.733634

>>732295
Yeah, I can say nigger. I can't expect to talk to anyone if I just post "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" and nothing else. Plus, I can just go to another thread if they don't like me

>> No.734468

>>730837
I started not even on this board. Never was a local really. Still somehow ended up returning to fucking here

>> No.735170

>>734468
Who starts on /vt/?

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>> No.735596

>>735313
based mommy

>> No.735621

>>728273
No, but she should use her deep voice

>> No.735627

>>735313
Yes! Kill the traitor!

>> No.735674

>>735621
Burping should keep the normals away, I think. It is quite disgusting.

>> No.735689

>>731006
They're probably off working or living off autismbux. They're in their 30s and 40s now so there's probably a big disparity between the few left.

As for me, I came in around 06/07 too. Actually chuuba shit is what got me to start really coming back to 4chan. Not much time for 4chan as there used to be in between work and law school.

>> No.735771

>>735689
They also mostly lurk instead of posting.

>> No.735873

>>735170
don't be a retard for once I mean 4chan

>> No.736023

>>732401
Do you only interact with actual schizophrenic people?

>> No.736090

>>735873
I'll be whatever I wanna do

>> No.736430

https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1362578805286719490

>> No.736774

>>736430
>figure out living conditions
W-what does she mean?

>> No.736794

>>736430
Kwappi...

>> No.736862

>>736774
She's moving in with me

>> No.736884
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736884

>>736862
That's impossible because she is moving in with me

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736969

>tfw I've been a burpfag this whole time
good things happen to those with faith

>> No.737089

>>736774
Her BF finally dumped her because she's getting too popular and he needs smaller indies to groom.

>> No.737426

>>736884
You got there that fast, B*yes?

>> No.737457

>>737426
Never doubt a pink

>> No.737597

>>736774
We're looking for a 2 bedroom house, we're expecting.

>> No.737620

>>737597
green troopa is finally growing up and needs his own room

>> No.737647

>>736430
Oh jeez, hope nothing bad happened. Good luck.

>> No.737721

>>737457
If I paint a Troopa pink, will it stop working, or run faster?

>> No.737733

How long before she pulls a Nyanners and distances herself from this site?

>> No.737764

>>737733
hopefully soon with all the mentally ill schizos and groomers who want to get in her discord DMs and rape and murder her

>> No.737928

>>737764
>groomers who want to get in her discord DMs and rape and murder her
This is the second time I see this exact statement, word-for-word. Are you going to explain your rrat or am I missing something?

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>>737928

>> No.737961

>>736774
>>736430
Koopa stream in her car using McDonald's free wifi from the parking lot when?

>> No.738298

Guys, Vergil has been abusing Koopa...he kicked her out of the house and told her not to come back.

>> No.738374

>>733194
>Koopa will never feel casual enough around you to undo a few buttons and "let the girls breathe"

>> No.738615

>>738374
Maybe not around you,

>> No.739072

>>737961
>For me, troopas, *burps* it's the McChicken

>> No.739167

>>739072
MOM CAN'T EAT WHEAT YOU FUCK

>> No.739235

>>739167
bro its wheat free chicken chill

>> No.739251

>>739167
I mean, she can, its just that neither she nor we would enjoy the results much
Unless you are a brap/scatfag, but in that case your opinion is invalid and you should die

>> No.739318

>>739251
Celiac disease causes intense damage to the villus of the intestines

>> No.739738

>>739167
reminds me of when I was young and wouldn't eat bread so I just took the patties off and ate that then threw out the bun

>> No.740237

>>739251
>I mean, she can
Severe celiac reactions are pretty fucking terrible. It will eventually cause her intestines to fail. Why do you want Koopa to suffer just for a shitty $1 sandwich?

>> No.741733

>>736023
Does any other kind of person use twitter? Would a non-schizophrenic person get someone fired for not having preferred pronouns in their bio?

>> No.744931

>>736430
Oh shit, hope she's alright

>> No.745716

>puts her burp compilation online
>gets thrown out of the house
Kwappi...

>> No.746695

>>745716
Comcast doesn't want that degeneracy

>> No.748337

What if Koopa got accepted for hololive gen2 and they payed her something upfront and she finally has a career that can make her completely independent?

>> No.748445

>>748337
I'd be happy for her and continue to watch and support her.

>> No.748517

>>748445
Same

>> No.749880

>>745716
I wish I could impregnate her in mating press while she's burping constantly.

>> No.750073

>>748337
>Gen2 is called HoloSafari
>Koopa is the cougar

>> No.751287

>>750073
I do prefer Koopa as she is but I would take it and cum buckets

>> No.751707

>>745716
What if she really did get thrown out of her house?

>> No.751792

If she really is homeless currently I'll gladly take her in.

>> No.751955

>>751707
Sorry about that guys, she was flirting with too many men online. I have a zero cheating policy.

>> No.752167

>>751955
Anon how could you!?

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>>752167
Anon, mommies who are bad don't get special treatment. This isn't even the worst I could do.

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752261

>>752185
You don't deserve her, I will take mom in myself!

>> No.752410

>>752261
Anon, she got girl goo all over my manga
..you don't want that.

>> No.752417

>>738298
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM!

>> No.752531
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>>752410
I don't care! She's more important!

>> No.752548

>>726210
Good, associating with us outside of dogwhistles only we get is a really bad idea career wise.

>> No.752687

Koopa is homeless right now and was physically abused. Who lives in rural states? Report in.

>> No.752702

Should we reach out to her and see can we help somehow? I feel like there is more to this then she's telling us and I'm concerned.

>> No.752809

I believe they're moving house and that's it. :^)
I haven't moved in over 18 years why the fuck is moving so commonplace with americans?

>> No.752863

>>752687
If she really was abused I'd be down to fuck that faggot up I am not kidding

>> No.752894
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752894

How does one become a troopa? Is it painful? Do I just transform into one the second I press the subscribe button? What happens If I become a pink troopa bros? I don't want to become even more of a retard.

I'm scared.

>> No.752922
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752922

just finished zeta gundam and gosh is it good!!
thank you for finally making me finish it koops.
AAAAAAAA i fucking hate the people of jupiter, they are all niggers.

also guys lets not "cooncern" is probably nothing mayor.

>> No.752931

>>752894
Just do it faggot.
I don't even miss my thumbs anymore.

>> No.753034

>>752922
>spoiler
Alright, we can always wait and see what she will say but she is fucking precious to me and I can't help myself

>> No.753105

>>752922
I never got concerned for a girl online before Goomba, she did something to me, I just hope she is doing fine.

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>eurotroopas begin to worry about kwappi moving
Calm the fuck down, burgers move a lot that's just their lifestyle

>> No.753197

>>753117
Please understand, the idea of uprooting and moving back and forth across an entire continent constantly is very foreign to us

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753245

Koopa here. I'm fine, where I'm living just got really hairy and I had to leave for the time being. Now I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do and where to get accessible internet that isn't leeching wifi from places.

Just takes figuring out and nothing to be concerned about. I don't have access to my computer for the time being either and haven't since last night. Was gonna try to stream Strive beta last night, but that didn't workout. But I do apologise for the delay and can't say thank you enough for your kindness. I know it's frustrating with the last delays cus if sick, surgery, etc. So I wanna say thank you so much for continuing to support me despite my track record. I'm not going anywhere, life just gets in the way unfortunately. But I'll try to do troopas proud and get back to it as soon as I figure out what to do.

TROOPA LOVE

>> No.753272

>>753245
I'm sorry, Kooper

>> No.753314

>>753245
It's ok koopa, we can start a kickstarter to get you a halfway decent cardboard box.

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753343

>>753245
We're rooting for you.

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>>753245
KOOPA LOVE

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>>753245
dont worry koops, we can wait.
also as someone who was since the /hlgg/ days, you already make me proud, is not easy to keep doing something like this with all the problems you have had.
KOOPA LOVE

>> No.753737

>>753245
Mom get some luck soon please, I will try not to cooncern too much, love you

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>>753245
>where I'm living just got really hairy
>got really hairy
Who the fuck is responsible, I'm gonna wipe him away from the face of this earth !

>> No.753943

>>753245
So this is the power of 0 luck. It's quite something.

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>>753865
All me desu

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754055

>>753954
You're fucking dead, kid!

>> No.754200

>>753245
> where I'm living just got really hairy
Damn bitch just shave your shell every once in a while
Jokes aside, good luck. We all love you (some maybe a bit too much) and hope for the best

>> No.754231

>>739318
>>740237
Hey, being fatal doesn't mean she can't do it. Just that she really really shouldn't

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>>754055
Joke's on you I already am...

>> No.754265

>>753245
Be safe, Koopa. Exhibit no restraint.

>> No.754269

>>753245
McDonald's parking lot wifi leeching stream onegai

>> No.754308

>>753245
Look on the bright side, you might be able to move somewhere with less shitty internet, r-right?

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>>753245
Be safe mom, keep us posted when you can

>> No.754831

>>753245
You know you would have a place to stay if you married me, haha, just kidding, unless

>> No.754980

>>753245
>where I'm living just got really hairy
I'm afraid to imagine what that implies. Anyway, troopas are here for you, always. Praying 4u.

>> No.755000

>>753245
Please be safe Mama

>> No.755006

>>753245
Stay strong, Kowalski, you have our support!

>> No.755089

>>753245
King cover when Koupon?

>> No.755171

>>753245
You'll get through this, don't worry about us. Koopa Love.

>> No.755219

>>755089
King is old and busted. Ussewa is the new meme song for covers.

>> No.755281

>>755219
Usseewa is a great song though. Better than KING at least.

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>>730837
I miss /l/ bro

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Redpill me on Koopa. Why her threads are faster than Risu threads?

>> No.755616

While pinks and greens are equals. Pinks are more equal than greens.

>> No.755648

>>755616
Okay B*yes

>> No.755712

>>755616
t. pinko

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>>753245
Bless Koopa

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>>755551
I wonder

>> No.756025

>>755551
Did you just compare a treerrat to a succubus?

>> No.756240

>>755551
we love our oshi that much, nothing more than that, Risu is cool as well

>> No.756267

>>755551
koopa just hits different.

>> No.756415

>>753245
take care of yourself you stupid, smelly, autistic fujo! i love you too much to see you suffer like this

>> No.756551

>>753245
Me on the bottom right sniffing my fingers after i touched my butthole! Good luck Kawaii!

>> No.758428

>>753245
Take care, Koops

>> No.761408

>>753245
KOOPA LOVE

>> No.761982

>>730837
You can never leave. I grew to be a normalfag but I'm still here, lurking and posting. Even when I try to leave, I always come back.

>> No.762079

Ninabro, where you at?

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>>762079
Hi!
Hey Troopas, since Momma has troubles she needs to solve before she meets us, maybe you wanna hang out with sister Nina? She is live right now.

Http://twitch.tv/ninaninin

Livethread is here:

>>761250

>> No.763085

>>762802
>New Vegas
based, Koopa and Nina hardcore co-op playthrough when?

>> No.763133

>>763085
I stan any coop game but both Nina and Koopa are Resident Evil fans so RE is made for them.

Nina is crushing the stream:
>>762338

>> No.763180

>>755551
Koopa is officially /ourgirl/, thus her fans are more rapid on 4chan.

>> No.763454

>>755616
If it wasn't for the infinite mercy of Koopa, who admitted that Pinks are Fortuna's abandoned spawn all Pinks would have been killed on sight.

>> No.763530

>>753245
Stay safe. Your health and living conditions are top priority.

>> No.763642

>>762802
I'm sorry, Ninabro, I'm always already there, but Ina is on right now. I'll leave Nina open, but muted. Please, forgive me this time.

>> No.763775

>>763642
It's OK my dude. Every single help counts! Enjoy Ina!

>> No.763835

>>762802
My big sister is friskier than usual today!

>> No.763983

I have a bad feeling guys

>> No.764059

>>762802
What is this accent?

>> No.764104

>>752185
TAKE HER EGGS

>> No.764127

>>763983
Don't worry, everything's gonna be alright no way it can get worse than now, right?

>> No.764128

>>752809
Our houses are shit is the only reason I can think of

>> No.764131

>>764059
She's dutch iirc.

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>>764127
>no way it can get worse than now, right?
hahahahaha

>> No.764847

>>762802
i always watch Nina

>> No.766103

Why are burgers so unprepared for winter.
Hope Koops is okay.

>> No.766193

>>766103
>burgers
Texans, anon.

>> No.766758

>>766103
Texans literally believe that 1-2 inches of snow or some ice means you can't go outside, also their power grid is remarkably terrible it seems.

I don't think Koopa is a Lonestar though.

>> No.766964

>>766758
Texas has an independent power grid. They can't tap into the rest of the nations'. Because they thought it was a good idea.

>> No.766985

>>766964
How else are they to seceed?

>> No.766994

>>766758
To be fair they're not going to plan for shit that's never happened or is unforeseeable, like how my area is completely unprepared for a massive earthquake that a place like Japan would just shrug off.

>> No.767012

>>766985
This time for sure! We mean it!

>> No.767726

>>766964
>>766758
Texas has an independent grid because when this was all set up, they didn't want Federal oversight. The problems with the grid as of right now were a failure to winterize, IIRC, because the policy has been to favor cheap service, not reliable service, and there's no effective backup.

The whole thing is a failure of government because the powers that be have a dogmatic insistence that the free market will always do the right thing, despite the overwhelming evidence that people are short-sighted, greedy, and outright lazy.

>> No.768051

>>767726
>The whole thing is a failure of government
Your economy is first in the world, you provide top-tier education, research and scientists, you export everything including your culture and the way of live and it took over the world. Like, fuck, I'm speaking in english with you now because english is pretty much the international language. With so much influence, from the ousider's perspective, America seems to be this greatest country on earth, a fucking utopia.
But I read so much shit like what you've posted and I'm struggling to comprehend. How a country so famous and successful can be so incompetent, so uncaring about their own people, so underdeveloped, so retarded. How? It's not an utopia, it's a shithole. Shithole No.1 in the world, that everyone wants to get in.

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>Koopa is now homeless and a victim of domestic abuse
How does it make you feel that another man has beaten your oshi?

>> No.768390

>>768051
Take any given cyberpunk dystopia and rewind time about two hundred years. That's America. The good places are amazing, the bad places are horrifying, and nobody has any genuine interest in fixing the problems. It may not even be possible, given the inherent geography of the nation.

>> No.768429

>>768051
Because a large percentage of the human race is stupid and in this country, we've let conmen and thieves weasel their way into positions of power by using bullshit culture war wedge issues to appear bonafide. Policy doesn't matter; only that you belong to the "right crowd".

Go look at /pol/ and see what idiotic nonsense they're sperging out about at any given moment, and realize they'll sell their soul to tilt at windmills. Those are the people we have to fight every single day. It doesn't even matter if they were for it yesterday; their opponents are for it now and they must be destroyed at all costs.

Opportunists see that and realize they can profit off of it, so they do.

tl;dr - Reconstruction should have never ended

>> No.768457

>>768255
I mean she's single now, right?

>> No.768458

>>768051
>so incompetent
Because our political system is kind of shit and needs to be reworked so we don't have people who lived through WW2 making decisions on modern problems. The entire thing devolved into tribalism so nothing will actually get done as the first 2 years of any new presidency is going to be spent undoing whatever the last president did.
>so uncaring about their own people
Just don't be poor and they'll care about you, because we have to give more money to other nations and be world police, and we can't do that without your tax dollars.
>so underdeveloped
Only in rural areas, and that's because of government incompetence again. Any time the government tries to get a company to upgrade their rural infrastructure they do the absolute minimum and pocket the rest.
>so retarded
Underfunded public schooling, resulting in cutting a lot of courses and underpaid teachers so every school can have their football team.

In short, if you can afford to send your kids to private school it's great.

>> No.768570

>>768255
Vergil was always a deadbeat

>> No.769143

>>768051
usa is just an decadenting empire that long ago overlived it's golden times and lives on treasures of past. Unironically give it a century and there's will be a bunch of independent countries in it's place

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