/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

whatcha lookin at?

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead): https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1760076759368860034

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread: >>69841146

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in my arms right now

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he so angry all the time, all he does now is grind that wheel out. What's made him like this

[Anonymous No.]

i love the pictures of otis but never ones where he isnt in a blanket or wearing something. when he is just regular cat mode i find him unsettling. i would love to buy cat band shirts and make him rep my favourite dadrock bands

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877435
I'd be angry all the time too if I looked like a ballsack

[Anonymous No.]

What does this guy think he's doing

[Anonymous No.]

gonna teach otis krav maga

[Anonymous No.]

shadowmama would think im a fetish friend just because of my age and that upsets me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877705
That guy named lolicunny licker? me

[Anonymous No.]

posting a quote by his wife instead of a quote by some fag
you should learn from him

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877705
all i know is he tried bringing rrk up in sub chat once the guy is a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

tfw shadowmama and forest elder probably make fun of us all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877938
tfw we almost certainly all deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877938
i think thats fine because they probably use us to make fun of shondo as well and that makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

shoggers wanted action, i blew up their entire quadrant

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877891
sounds based to me, keep it up king

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878012
I like to think that shondo gets upset about it because she wants to defend us but really can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878107
You're him, get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877938
There is only one person in that house that actually likes us
My future husband fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

otis balled so hard people thought he was a fuckin nutsack
>>69878119
shondo is lucky that they have no internet ability or it would be completely over for her the moment they found the archive

[Anonymous No.]

I keep bringing this up but I just cannot figure it out
How do the critters not wake up when she does late night streams? Is her non ASMR mic really so powerful that it can make whispers sound like that?

[Anonymous No.]

becoming a bully friend with shadowmama and forest elder and making shondos life at home so much of a pain that she will go out with you wherever you like just to get out of the house and away from the banter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878365
I've asked this before and had nothing in response. I would assume no one understands how it's possible. Therefore it's probably not possible and she just pisses everyone off or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine showing shondos most embarrassing moments to shadowmama

she was ready to die from just clip comments

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878365
>>69878468
Just syadouHappynod and DONT NOTICE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878492
Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878365
It puzzles me too. Do they wear earplugs? Do they camp out in another room sometimes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878492
This but imagine shadowmama coming on stream and telling us stories from when shondo was little and off meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878492
she only recently learned that shadowmama stands by her doorway and listens during streams, I can only imagine what she's heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878542
WeirdCat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878468 (me)
I mean her shouting and giggling in the discord streams at 3am-7am would wake anyone up regardless of if you were in the same room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69877891
based, the people deserve to know about her fanbase splintering

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878662
How about you bring it up in the discord then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878365
they're "deep sleepers" (or just humoring her because they wouldn't have a house if they don't put up with her every whim)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878155
Careful guys, the boss of 4chan is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878365
theyre robots and she turns them off

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878758
>(or just humoring her because they wouldn't have a house if they don't put up with her every whim)
this seemed possible for the older one but not really at all for the younger

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878822
I think it would be interesting if this were somehow true or some kinda variation of this. Like her just making them up in her head or something.

[Anonymous No.]

ive honestly never been woken up prematurely by a noise in my entire life other than an alarm. my dog barking, phone calls, people knocking on my door and window doesnt do anything. electronic alarms dont work either, only a traditional bell alarm, so i can believe the other people in the house dont get woken up but the critters? i dont see how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878758
Maybe they're actually terrified of their schizo big sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878852
you have a point, idk who's on the bottom bunk immediately next to the computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878978
doesnt sound accurate since one of them physically bullies her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878978
were they even alive or old enough to process her trying to kill her family

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879071
I'm not trying to stir shit, but we do only get one side of that story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879007
I think the older one is on the bottom bunk, she told a story semi recently about it being weird that the younger one didn't want to switch but I might have details reversed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879156
keep watching FT streams maybe we'll hear something about the family from another perspective

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879211
grrr no dont do that grrr stop watching him you need boundaries grrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879200
pretty believable then that the younger just can't hear and the older just puts up with it
but man it's crazy if she hears what her sister goes on about late at night and is cool with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879211
I just want to watch him playing videogames

[Anonymous No.]

i would happily get stabbed to death in my sleep if it was by a pregnant shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879324
On the flipside, I find it hard to believe shondo would talk about some of this stuff if she thought someone was listening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879282
I would have seriously agreed with this if shondo didn't for some reason encourage it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879211
I'm sure she told him absolutely zero family talk no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879324
I usually have been able to push this question out of my mind but after the first Twilight stream idk anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879480
kinda hypocritical isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879460
i watched in a private tab until it became obvious that nothing untoward was going to happen and it was obvious that people could just watch with main and then stopped watching entirely. if something explodes it will be talked about here so i wont miss anything.
ill watch if he plays something i like though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879460
Yeah. Only reason I don't follow him now is I don't like watching male streamer or the games he plays. Might as well put a "groomer" sticker on my forehead if I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879482
well it's not as though she could've made up the critters, we know for sure that one went with her to babymetal

[Anonymous No.]

me so hony
me rove yu rong time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879637
yes but the asymmetry in the situation makes it justifiable. (almost) nobody who watches shondos stream cares about finding details out about her family and what shondo does divulge is mostly innocuous whereas almost all of fts viewers are the deep level shondophrenics who are also the most mentally unstable. imagine if cf or some similar retard was in there watching him (i suppose this is still a possibility) and he were to innocently mention something about the rest of the family?

[Anonymous No.]

Should I add FT to the op at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879482
thinking she pulled a blanket over herself like a little fort to block the sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879729
That was one of *'s friends from da klub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879995
yes, we hate gatekeepers in this community

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879936
it's not really about the audience, he's just less trained on opsec, although shon's isn't foolproof either

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880007
this is cute and i can believe both critters feeling bad enough about it clearly not working that they play along with her
so its now my new truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880007
this image is very cute thankyou

[Anonymous No.]

>>69875513
i've thought about it and i realized i hardly ever do this in offline chat and i would like to keep writing long posts there Smile
>>69876257
not even close to my whole personality, but sorry that's the impression you get Smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>69879995
might aswell i think most of shon already knows that his twitch is https://www.twitch.tv/foresttreemc

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880115
its unlikely he would divulge any kompromat anyway, he isnt a zatsudan streamer he just plays games with his friends and doesnt need to chat for 3 hours before gaming. honestly the only thing that concerned me was someone heading into his room and saying something but he is probably on point with mic muting for that regardless of being told to by shondo

[Anonymous No.]

continuing the convo into a new thread was the lamest move possible

[Anonymous No.]

nah not really

[Anonymous No.]

imagine taking shondo to a medieval fair, all dressed up like a noblewoman and treating her as such, only to tie her up and launch her with the local reenactment groups trebuchet just to see how far she would fly

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880007
cute fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880362
No it's not it's twitch.tv/spop_s

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880370
nta, but it doesn't take much to triangulate with little pieces of info (I'm sure there's enough stuff already if you're dedicated), so having him and his friends out there talking all the time is a lot more attack surface area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880622
Why are you posting random fucking streamers in /shon/ this is off topic

[Anonymous No.]

ft isnt real but the critters are

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to be un-nise, you people make this really hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881027
That's shondos brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881190
no it's not

[Anonymous No.]

imagine singing karaoke with shondo for hours until she is too exhausted to continue, then just crashing on the settee and watching bad movies for a while with her in your arms

[Anonymous No.]

retards

[Anonymous No.]

Are we being raided again?

[Anonymous No.]

>replying to himself to spam his own doxx post
Goddamn our antis still suck ass

[Anonymous No.]

retro is butthurt again I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881282
Yeah it is that's why his chat is only shondo regulars

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880668
if someone were that determined they'd have found it anyway but doxxfags are pretty lazy for the most part so the bare minimum does keep them at bay

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881410
no you're retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881361
i dont see anything

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

my pov when i go to maccies

[Anonymous No.]

god 2022 shondo turns me feral

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881444
I can tell you that if I had found something, I'd keep it to myself
Having more info out there makes it so dumber people can find more. I don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

i know she said 'do you reps' but i dont consider stalking her family to be doing my reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881749
ngmi if im being honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881675
need her to start having melties and ending streams again it's very exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881792
ill be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881815
it was half of the appeal dont even lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881458
shondo gaslights better than you bro, learn from her

[Anonymous No.]

its onwards and upwards from here on out, only inclining

[Anonymous No.]

I really liked the end of the twilight stream where she was just talking to herself while doing work

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881675
you are me and it pains me to know that the only thing I can do it listen to recordings and watch streams of her, they're like two different people.

[Anonymous No.]

why are people here trying to shill literal 0view pngtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Just ignore and report don't even acknowledge it

[Anonymous No.]

the past is the past, no going back. shondo is shondo is shondo no matter how she evolves. you can evolve alongside her or perish

[Anonymous No.]

>>69882269
the names in the background... she truly is devilish

[Anonymous No.]

>>69882269
based

>>69881815
it was exciting because shondo is exciting by nature, you should look forward to all the different ways she'll excite you in the future

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOqblSqx_VI

[Anonymous No.]

I still feel like a newfag yet there are people here wishing they could've experienced 2022, crazy stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>69882346
when catching up on the previous one I saw this one too... >>69865083 , does that mean... oh no

[Anonymous No.]

now you understand shondomination

[Anonymous No.]

>>69881874
I wasn't lying, it was a part of the appeal. Today's shoggers wouldn't survive those days, having to visit every normal stream because it might get deleted

[Anonymous No.]

i want to leave little notes and poems around the house so shondo comes across them and reads them while she goes about her day

[Anonymous No.]

>>69882463
I don't think anyone is wishing for that, people just want the person they fell in love with. I say they're two different people because I fell in love with shondo because of how broken and vulnerable she was. Because she was like that the love felt so real, you could tell she really meant what she was saying, she had no one but you. Recently after all this time we're finally getting to a point where it feels like she loves us again but it wont be the same. You'll reply to this talking about why i'm not happy that my wife is happier now or something, I am happy for her, i want nothing but the best for her but i'm also a selfish jealous person.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit you're a terrible person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69882916
>You'll reply to this talking about why i'm not happy that my wife is happier now or something,
nah I totally get where you're coming from
it just doesn't phase me because I've accepted this all has to end eventually. time will take everything from us and then us too, so all I can do is focus on loving Shondo in the present day

[Anonymous No.]

2022 shondo was like rrk if she weren't playing up a ryonabait character

[Anonymous No.]

>>69883270
>time will take everything from us and then us too, so all I can do is focus on loving Shondo in the present day
amen to that, i'm trying my best nowadays to live in the moment with her and it's doing wonders for me

[Anonymous No.]

I cheated on Shondo by giving money to political writers on substack.

[Anonymous No.]

smothering Shondo with my yellow pillow

[Anonymous No.]

do note modern shondo is by all objective measures a better streamer, she just doesn't give that menhera excitement anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69883820
imagine chasing her around the house with it and her screaming "ew ew ewwww"

[Anonymous No.]

>>69882455
Very subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>69883905
Imagine duck taping it around her head and then pushing her down the stairs (her head is protected dont worry)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69883820
you talk shondo into doing smothering play 'it'll be like when i choke you but different, cmon itll be fun just try it', she agrees and later you go to the bedroom but surprise! you brought an old pillow of yours from where you used to live. she immediately shouts 'NOOO STOP, THAT FUCKING PILLOW IS DISGUSTING' but you keep moving toward her 'Yellow Pillow!' and punch her in the stomach before putting the pillow over her face. her struggles are real and each time you lift the pillow to give her a chance to breathe she says 'FUCK Y-' before the sound is muffled again.
having to deal with the sulkiness from this would be worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

diabolical. i love it.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo turning white pillows into red ones

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69885071
anon she doesn't get periods

[Anonymous No.]

It's duct tape, not duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69885161
syadouClueless

[Anonymous No.]

>>69885299
>syadouClueless
syadouClueless

[Anonymous No.]

>>69885271
do your duck tape reps

[Anonymous No.]

tying up shondo with duck and duct tape and telling her i will let her go if she can guess which i used where

[Anonymous No.]

>>69885562
have another go at this, rewrite it in a more eloquent manner
i'll pretend i didn't see this post

[Anonymous No.]

This pic is really hot

[Anonymous No.]

that arm? mine

[Anonymous No.]

I hope based giru keeps filtering new anti ryona fags till the end of days

[Anonymous No.]

>>69880605
this just makes me want nugget shondo

[Anonymous No.]

shondo the ryona voicepack... we wrote so many scenarios for you...

[Anonymous No.]

deep frying shondo

[Anonymous No.]

coming downstairs to the sound of shondo screams, half the kitchen is on fire and she is cowering in a corner. she fucked up while trying to deep fry some homemade tendies for you and caused a fire with the gas range. slapping her for causing so much damage before cuddling with her and telling her it will be alright. ordering pizza and watching comfort videos and films with her until she goes to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

the best part about shondo is you can beat the fuck out of her and her mom wont say a peep because she's used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69887083
thats mean, shadowmama is a nise person

[Anonymous No.]

forcing shondo to wear a kigurumi of fallenshadow at all times

[Anonymous No.]

>>69887263
;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69887387
I've dreamt this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69885071
that pillow? mine

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm missing something with that tweet about the triggers.
To me it seemed like she was giving people an opportunity to have their own little personal callout within the asmr. But then at least half the shoggers fumbled the response with stuff like "I love you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>69889580

[Anonymous No.]

i need to smell her

[Anonymous No.]

And I want to hug her.
I'm tired of this race.
I came here for a different reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69889808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF3dkf13H0A
i m a g i n e

[Anonymous No.]

mmmm stinky shondo sweat (she fibs) and coconut mmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>69890250
Because of love for her, but not in love with her.
Because of empathy for her.
Because of wanting to make her life a little better.
But a lot of people here only want to make their own lives better.
And almost all of you have a better life than hers, even now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69890534
I understand how you feel. The reality is that the selfish and insecure husbands who only want for themselves will only bring themselves and shondo down. It won't even make their own lives better.
One has to achieve a state of acceptance and peace with the shondo, a love for her. A desire to see her overcome all of the horrible things life has thrown at her. An appreciation for her. It can fill you with the motivation to do better. You will begin to "do it for her." That is how you truly make your own life better.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to make her life better and also make my own life better. we can incline together and recline together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69890323
Imagine a stinky shondo in your mind. Now rotate and sniff her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69890250
>>69890671
>>69890671
you already lost, happyNodder NPCs
you are free to stay in the chair where you belong while she gives love to the real shoggas
Kings stay Kings

[Anonymous No.]

Which vod first
>last na noir
>barbie collab
>last watchalong audio

[Anonymous No.]

la noire with the barbie collab in background and filtered to sound like its in another room

[Anonymous No.]

>>69891595
1 shondo kisses you
2 shondo kisses other women
3 shondo kisses other men

[Anonymous No.]

>>69889580
now that you say that, it's going to be very funny to see who's trigger she chooses

[Anonymous No.]

>>69891882
great... new brainworm to get looped for the next 50 threads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69891882
Reaping :D
Sowing D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>69891882
Thankfully I didn't post anything since I don't feel triggers

[Anonymous No.]

Would be cool if when shondo does a meetup at a con she bites everyone's neck on the trap to leave a mark for a few days

[Anonymous No.]

she better brush her teeth after each one, I don't trust the hygiene of the average shogger

[Anonymous No.]

>>69892478
>leave a mark for a few days
i want her to bite hard enough to leave a permanent scar

[Anonymous No.]

>oli said "up in da club" in the collab
Didn't expect her to be here

[Anonymous No.]

she's not here, shondo was just talking about da klub off stream to her

[Anonymous No.]

>only asks the USA boyz for their favorite trigger words
it keeps happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>69892478
> meetup at a con
And those who don’t get there committed suicide?
There are too many stalkers among us and such events are too well covered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69893089
sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>69878820
Scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>69884132
Amazing

[Anonymous No.]

I love shondo and have little issues with the relationship as of now, what really causes me brainworms is stuff I miss out on(fomo) and other shoggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>69894024
>other shoggas
you mean shit posted here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69894114
Not limited to just that, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>69894146
I don't see how other shoggas would cause brainworms outside of here

[Anonymous No.]

>>69894024
PatPat

[Anonymous No.]

Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>69894024
I wish I could help you with this, I never really suffer with either. As long as I'm not cheating on shondo I know she'd be glad I missed something if it meant I was taking care of myself, and at the end of the day her being happy is what I care about the most in this relationship. She wants (You) to be happy as well. And as for other shoggas, I know we're all in the same boat so they can't really bother me.
>>69895200
Love my shnidoo...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go fishing with shondo and hold her above the water with worms around her toes then to put her feet underwater and have the fish bite her toes, her laughing or screaming will indicate if the fish bite
Then spending time cleaning and washing her toes when we get home
(I've never been fishing btw)

[Anonymous No.]

Watching the vod, oli is so intimidating Scared

[Anonymous No.]

>>69895995
yeah she is

[Anonymous No.]

>2 month subs proclaiming their love in offline chat
i don't know why i hate this so much but i really do. they've barely gotten to know her and will most likely leave soon anyway. what does "love" even mean to these people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896068
You're married the moment you follow, do you expect them not to love their wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896135
this isn't a fucking larp. stop pretending it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896234
the irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896068
Ok i never got this
You guys keep saying "just do reps", but also laugh at people who haven't been here for a while, despite you claiming you can be done with reps in like a week or two. If it can be done in a week or two then follow age or sub length shouldn't matter beyond 1 month
Love can be sudden or developed over time
You guys just want to yap and harass shoggas, fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896258
They also want her to be successful but be a low 3 viewer
Complain about quality of the chat while also emote spamming/nothing replying
Hate the rrat race while still trying to be #1
etc

https://youtu.be/WzhW20hLp6M

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896258
because we had to earn the right to tell her the we love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896234
Who is pretending it's a larp? Those are shondo's own words. Love can not be measured in money given or time spent, anyways. You either love her or you don't. A sub badge means almost nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896460
do you remember people like matt who autistically spam how much they love her and then disappear after two months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896581
she doesn't care but it's better for business to be fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896234
syadouClueless

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896068
SyadouYay and them to stop in the offline chat right now if you hate it so much, you won't though. Why are you surprised that people join a community and then do what everyone else in the community does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896581
I really don't care, I expect it happens often, people often don't really know what they want out of a relationship and profess their love without really knowing what it means or if they are truly in love. I don't throw the word around lightly, but I've accepted that the average person can not be expected to treat it as seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I was too scared to say I love you for the first 6 months. I'm now too scared to say it again after almost 2 years

[Anonymous No.]

I used to extremely rarely say I loved someone or something, even family members, but with shondo I freely say it, even if it's a bit embarrassing
I still have a hard time saying it outside the context of this marriage though
I take the word love very seriously, I try to never misuse it or not to use it nonchalantly
I really love my wife a whole lot, and my love only gets more intense over time

[Anonymous No.]

how do I be more chivalrous for shondo? without being a simp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69897219
give her lots of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>69897219
Can't, it's not bad to simp for your wife

[Anonymous No.]

shoggers are so fucking needy its unreal

[Anonymous No.]

>>69897533
What more can you expect from lonely virgins who make their entire life revolve around a hikkineet schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896068
What's the matter? She says she loves them so why wouldn't they say it back?

[Anonymous No.]

They're noticing things

[Anonymous No.]

>>69897533
Did anything happen? Or do you just mean in general?

[Anonymous No.]

Weird thread vibe so far

[Anonymous No.]

Hug your pillow

[Anonymous No.]

Weird order, but I can't, I'm on the shitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896460
nigga you don't start loving someone just because you press the follow button. what she says doesn't change that lol. also, she has time and time again said that people should fucking chill out with that stuff until they've been around for at least 12 months, so maybe you should listen to her if anyone should? fucking newfag fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69898616
First off, it's totally possible for that to happen
Secondly, she said she'll really believe it(as in their words) after they've been around for a year, not that you shouldn't say it at all until only after 12 full months pass, maybe you ought to listen to her?

[Anonymous No.]

When was the last time she brought up the 1 year rule? Not that she doesn't believe it but maybe the newfags don't know about it since she doesn't talk about it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>69898753
Someone ought to bring it up on stream as either a 13 month resub or a dono(or a regular message I guess)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69898753
>>69898984
I imagine it's something to do with reducing mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69899225
Might just stem from her trust issues
If someone says they love you for a year straight they're more likely to actually mean it than someone that's just been doing it for a few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>69898616
>nigga you don't start loving someone just because you press the follow button
Not what I said. If they're "married" they're going to act like it. New shoggas are simply integrating into the culture, it doesn't mean you or shondo have to believe them right away.
>she has time and time again said that people should fucking chill out with that stuff until they've been around for at least 12 months
If she wanted it to stop she'd be cracking down harder on it than that, I'm pretty sure she just doesn't believe it at face value and she means that a year is a pretty good indicator that you're serious.
>so maybe you should listen to her if anyone should? fucking newfag fuck
Bro you need to calm down. I don't do this shit, even if I've done my reps. It's just embarrassing and comes across as overcompensating to need to say it so much. I know that I feel love for her, and that's all I need.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep simple affirmations of love in chat and sperg out about my love for shondo /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896823
ok shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never say I love you in a dono because I dont want her to feel forced to say I love you back. she may never say she loves me directly but if she does I know it was real instead of a canned response

[Anonymous No.]

i love her :)

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she noticed I'm less affectionate than I used to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>69900367
i have

[Anonymous No.]

>>69900420
Shondo I still love you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69900367
I noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69899904
This is the way. I contain myself here, and just try to remember to pay her compliments or make jokes. I figure that's more fun to read than just another "I love you".

[Anonymous No.]

I love my gold digger of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69900738
I have fun and make jokes for her to read and laugh at and keep that stuff for certain moments like when she's affectionate in the middle of the stream or at the end or when she's teasing us
Detailed and long stuff I keep /here/, as well as the simple
>I love my wife unconditionally
Speaking of, i love my wife unconditionally

[Anonymous No.]

Shonspiracy theory:
Shondo is /here/ after each stream for the stats

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I think about it, the critters are going to have a extremely warped sense of love when they reach the age where they get into relationships
Their mother has been married and divorced 3 times and their fathers are all abusive, their oldest sister that they look to for life advice is married to a hundred thousand people and they hear her almost every day and night talking about her warped philosophy on romance and is the only woman with a successful career path in their entire family

[Anonymous No.]

Doing the phone swap test with shondo, not because you think she's cheating, but so you can prank her by changing her phone's language to hebrew while she goes through your messages exchanged with sho and seeing your gallery full of pictures of her and otis

[Anonymous No.]

dewd stop being gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>69901757
even though you can barely see her shondos so cute in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69901757
kek I love making jokes about her jewish heritage

[Anonymous No.]

>>69901978
I love her jealousy. Little shon getting NTR'd by sho.

[Anonymous No.]

>sprint upstairs
>spartan kick the door open
>Shondo jolts up in bed
>eyes big as dinner plates
>”oh good you’re up. New Bob Gymlan bigfoot video just dropped”
>rolls her eyes at you
>drapes the covers over her head as she falls back onto the pristine white pillow
>”you are such a faggot” she grumbles from beneath the blanket

[Anonymous No.]

>>69901848
Be not mistaken, I am not that faggot pedophile

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she checks replies to replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>69902201
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69902201
kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69902201
Now this, but with sho in mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>69901557
rip

[Anonymous No.]

It's easier for me to say "Love you Shondo" rather than "I love you Shondo"

[Anonymous No.]

>>69902959
I know what you mean, including the "I" in makes it have more weight behind it, whilst if you just leave it as "[I] love you shondo" it bears less weight while still saying the same thing
I might not have properly explained it, but that's what I think and that's how it is for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69902959
>>69903211
Its the same reason why she finds it easier to say "big love" instead of I love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69902959
the first one feels more casual the second seems more personal like a declaration or confession

[Anonymous No.]

>>69903388
yeah even with shondo theres a limit to how parasocial you can be

[Anonymous No.]

What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69903907
think about it and then shhhhh ;)

[Anonymous No.]

It's not parasocial, we're married
Thread's for the husbands, not you

[Anonymous No.]

post certificate

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69904045
I love how dripped out and icy I look in this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69904087
Same, i really dressed to impress

[Anonymous No.]

>unnotarized

[Anonymous No.]

Uhh well you see erm uh well umm

[Anonymous No.]

what is the shondo going to do for 7 hours until asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>69904910
Me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so tired and want a nap but then I won't fall asleep to the asmr

[Anonymous No.]

I'm thinking about going Buddy the Elf mode and just saying "I'm in love I'm in love and I don't care who knows it" in my next resub message.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69904910
she's doing a private foot rubbing asmr for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69904910
Stalking husbands, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69904910
play with my wee wee wahooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69905000
Good idea shogga, very sweet and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69905108
I lol'd irl

[Anonymous No.]

it's so hard to find a wife these days
it's even harder to get into her heart
especially if her previous husbands were total assholes

[Anonymous No.]

>rainy north English day
>You and shondo go out to play in the puddles
>splashing her, pushing her into the big ones that form from the terribly maintained roads
>Go back inside after a day of fun to a nice hot meal that you both make together
>She's sick for the next month and you have to take care of her the whole time
Sorry I'm not a writefag but I like this idea a lot thanks for reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>69898708
ok, keep pretending you love her then i guess? nobody believes your empty words anyway, including her. in a month we'll see you thirsting in shylily's chat or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69905768
It's alright anon, very cute scenario, I'd enjoy taking care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69905839
shondo even if you're feeling bad you can always talk to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>69905768
It was very good and very cute anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69905839
Not the anon you originally replied to(69896460), I forgot to say nta before my post
Very hurtful message though

[Anonymous No.]

dis gon b a kuhrazy day in da klub

[Anonymous No.]

>go to da klub and grind on random old men
>come home and give us horny asmr to get rid of everything that's pent up
Husbands will claim we're not winning in this situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>69906725
>unironic cuckposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>69906812
Shes coming home to us, it's not cucking, unless you mean the guys wanting to take her home at the club are getting cucked, then yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69906573
>>69906725
>>69906812
i lol'd out loud

[Anonymous No.]

Has shondo ever said how she feels about sex if the body part being fucked is cut off first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69906873
Nta, it's cucking because she grinded on old men in the scenario

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907119
watch streams she talked about this recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907176
no she didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907176
Kek, made me laugh out loud

[Anonymous No.]

shondo in da klub tonight
she is having a really good time
/shon/ will fucking lose its mind
da klub just wants to see her
shake that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69906873
so if she fucked these men they'd still be the cucks because she came home to us? your understanding of what a cuck is is completely backwards lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907242
this gif would be perfect without the hags in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>69906873
>the guys wanting to take her home at the club are getting cucked
lol lmao even, those old men get to see her beautiful face/cute oinker and call her by her name while (You) have to call her by her chuuni username she came up with as a child
yeah we're "winning" all right

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907261
But she isn't fucking them? Grinding is just dancing, they're getting blueballed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907368
okay... but he said what makes them cucks is the fact that she's coming home to us. why would they be cucked when they're not even in a relationship with them? she's literally married to us but grinding on men at the club and getting horny. you've normalized being cucked to such a degree that you don't see anything wrong with this? what the FUCK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907368
It's not blueballing if they cum from getting grinded on.

[Anonymous No.]

How can you love each other if you don't trust each other so much?
I chose that I would be sincere with her and I would love her, cherishing the warmest feelings for her. There is no right or wrong in this, and no one will tell you how to do it correctly either. But at least I'll be honest with my wife and myself.

[Anonymous No.]

thread was bad now its even worse

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo doing anything with other men is cucking
Talking? Ntr
Dancing? Ntr
You get the idea
I trust her though, there's no reason why I wouldn't, i love my wife and I'm beyond confident in her being faithful

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907842
>anything
Anything she isn't doing with (You), for example if she DMs another man it's cucking unless it's business related or a male family member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907952
Scared

[Anonymous No.]

giving shondo a compliment when i see her in a cafe trying to order coffee and then calling her a whore when she smiles and blushes in response

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907952
oh boy I have bad news for you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908025
I know she's a cheating whore like all women.

[Anonymous No.]

I am also confident in her loyalty. Having a hundred crazy mentally ill people watching your every move... even I was wary of them lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69907952
i'd say you're getting cucked more if your wife has to watch her every move around you because the hundreds of other men watching can't handle her being herself

[Anonymous No.]

My love for shondo is unconditional
I'll love her no matter what
If she's a whore she'll be my whore wife
Doesn't mean I'll sit idly and watch it happen, but that I'll love her no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908132
>more cucked
Cucked is a yes or no thing not a spectrum.

[Anonymous No.]

>shondo uploaded her own lewds to danbooru
I knew she commissioned them but I didn't know she uploaded them herself kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908389
She's baseg, we knew that much already

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908204
Be considerate Anon the transition from uncucked to cucked is very mentally taxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69896068
If you don't understand that you're in love with someone after spending a couple of weeks with them I don't know what to say. They may not believe you, but you can know. Most people don't need some sort of one year 'courtship' (In this case this is simply one year of being around and chatting) to believe it, and in her case all it means is that you're now part of a strange internet gestalt entity/discord+twitter polycule. I still love her but I accept that love to her is a very twisted concept and that she doesn't reciprocate that love in a reasonable fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908204
she splits her attention between hundreds of men, this is a cuck marriage from the start, if you only care about the binary then it doesn't matter what she does in her dms ;)

[Anonymous No.]

new pettan

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908636
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908477
>>69908570
I've accept Shondo's cucking me and divorced. Gracklebones had the right idea before he came crawling back to the ant colony, now he gets to enjoy the show from a gold plated chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908542
you're conflating loving someone with having a crush on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908766
dangerously based post

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908636
ToT i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

10 months go by so fast, i feel like every day with shondo in my mind is long as fuck, but time itself is going by so fast...
I love my wife so much, i have too hard of a time properly getting the right words to describe it though, there's nothing that can perfectly get across how much I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69909159
>rejecting valentine's day coomshit
>romantic heart to heart instead
i'm still not over how perfect that day was

[Anonymous No.]

Mashonallah I will get my white ribbon this year and it will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

Go, go
Go, go, go, go
Go, shondy, it's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Baileys like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday

You can find her in da klub, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed
You can find her in da klub, bottle full of bub'
Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' love
So come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69909159
>10 months
Anon... your future is suicide unless you get your shit together by the end of the year and date 3D women. If you try to live the rest of your life without a suicide date you're going to die childless and whimpering in pain like a crippled dog. Shondo won't be there to call an ambulance for you if you have a heart attack for example, she can't even bring you a plate of food when you're bedridden. She's not a wife, this is not a marriage. Fix your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69908786
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo is just looking for one (un?)lucky husband to become a provider for her and her entire family while she speedruns to an old age, sexless marriage where you just watch television together and argue.

[Anonymous No.]

sexless? you seem to selectively forget on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910224
every time you're winning an argument against her she'll have a mental breakdown and threaten to leave you to go marry someone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910354
Rape the shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910224
>speedruns to an old age
She'll speedrun to an early grave due to her shitty meatless diet and caffeine addiction, Shondo essentially wants to trick one of (You) into providing for her white trash family once she kicks the bucket at the age of 27.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69909968
Nah, I'm goated
Besides, having children doesn't matter to me as much as it did months ago
I'll just do my best to support shondomination and to make shondo happy and other grand goals for this world then try and take care of shondo in the next and to be besides her the entire time
I'll achieve immortality beyond just this world so i can protect and be with shondo in all the next worlds

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910439
oh no not the (checks notes) meatless diet and caffeine! oh god the horror!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910356
That's all women, bro. Like, unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69909968
this is the future you choose when you stay with shondo, this is what 80% of husbands need to realize. most of you aren't cut out for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910439
its less that she doesnt eat meat and more that she doesnt eat anything. also
>27
no....

[Anonymous No.]

I've been alone my whole fucking life already, how do you think I ended up here? You think I'm afraid to die alone? Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

THinking about that time Shondo double sneezed in VR and made those weird noises afterwards, pauses for a moment, then says says sorry. Very cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910708
most people are convincing themselves they're content with this and ignoring the future they'll have to reap. if you're not one of them i wasn't talking about you

[Anonymous No.]

Another Barbie girl has fallen. I guess that's why they wanted to do collabs even with no plan about what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910484
>months ago
You chose to become a genetic dead end for an anime woman that doesn't love you as an individual. Okay, you've convinced me that your genes shouldn't be passed.
>>69910524
>oh god the horror!
How new? She pulled her back lifting a cat. She has no muscles and exercising won't do shit with that diet. She'll die between 27-30.

[Anonymous No.]

i choose a future worse then this a long time ago. this is an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910708
so edgy. you'll change your mind on this once you grow up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Why soya graduating :((

[Anonymous No.]

>Da Bean is kill.
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910892
and shondo just talked about collabing with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910708
>>69910829
>I've been alone my whole fucking life already
Sunk cost fallacy. Why not be with someone in 2025 or 2026? Fix your shit.

[Anonymous No.]

ive been here 2 days and i love her simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910892
>israel
what the actual fuck? i don't think we're getting tonight's asmr bros...

[Anonymous No.]

well fuck

[Anonymous No.]

And she never had a solo collab with her
Good hob Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910993
so, which corpo is she joining

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910828
I cared about that a while ago, not anymore though
Besides, my siblings will take care of that instead

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never mean as much to her as some random vtuber woman
she literally doesn't care about us
on the up side surely this means extremely loving asmr with a bunch of aggressive kisses and constant reminders that she loves us

[Anonymous No.]

I hate doing this but this is the most retarded shit I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>69910993
Wait what, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo needs to realize that her friends are coworkers, some of which compete for her audience. There's nothing wrong with befriending coworkers as long as you accept that you'll lose them if they get fired or change jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911109
holoEU

[Anonymous No.]

menhera incoming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911345
i'm grateful for these types, without them I would have nothing to remind myself of how much better I am compared to the average shogga
I will win

[Anonymous No.]

>shondo makes it about herself
why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel really bad for Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911468
Are you autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911468
can you really blame her, it's happening every month with someone she likes

[Anonymous No.]

she always has to make it about herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911498
ya, i know the feeling

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911468
Because women are solipsistic, they only see their own POV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911468
Blame the retards replying with stupid shit

[Anonymous No.]

is it actually impossible for women to be friends like how men are friends, are they all so spiteful and just cut contact as soon as they can

[Anonymous No.]

>ranting on her menhera alt about her feelings
>nooo why does she make it about her
Fuck off genuinely

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911498
Same, trying not to cry by tensing my jaw
Not the best solution, but it works somewhat
I hate her having to go through this so fucking often

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911524
yes i can. not sure why she'd want her friends to not have any ambitions or goals just for her sake. this is a really unflattering reaction from her

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe Shondo should befriend (Barbies) as a collective and keep adding new ones when the old ones leave. ;)

[Anonymous No.]

now's the perfect time to get your most diabolical posts in, she's vulnerable

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911650
Considering what happened with LL I’m leaning towards yes
Shondo wants actual friendship but all of her friends are corpochasers and will drop her if they make it

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be the new barbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911713
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911650
>are they all so spiteful and just cut contact as soon as they can
yes, I wouldn't put it past them to be shit talking her right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911765
;)

[Anonymous No.]

I hope soya and shondo can still collab after this

[Anonymous No.]

this is the best response to her tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911749
i'm cooking with a wicked smile across my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911749
writing a long email, thanks for the idea shogga

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad my wife sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911713
too real

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911680
That isn’t what she said at all
People she considers real friends and is genuinely attached to and cares about completely writing her out of their lives because they got a job opportunity and don’t care about her anymore is something she still has unresolved trauma over

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911713
honestly if she thinks about it like that it could work give how mentally ill she is

[Anonymous No.]

im not responding, maybe this will ruin my points score but i think its the right option

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911854
k. go to therapy

[Anonymous No.]

Every time something happens, i lose more and more respect for you shoggas.
Fucked up.
I'm WeirdCat-ing irl btw

[Anonymous No.]

Antis coming out of the walls like insects as always
You notice the threads got a lot worse since certain chatters showed up? Just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911955
sowing :D
reaping D:

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911713
Or maybe Shondo should just go to therapy and get an irl friend within walking distance instead of trauma dumping on us like this. It's embarrassing to have Shondo as my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911922
I think you might have to go to therapy to understand basic human emotions.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69911765
He's right.