/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Gawr Gura sushi small quilt iPASS Card and tail pillow
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/gura-3d-modeling-card
https://www.tuetue.shop/en/products/pillow

Previous Thread: >>69735008

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Gurass

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>69791227
im the emperor of /ggg/

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>>69791245
SNIFFFFFFFF

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>69791272
onahole! perfect timing.

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Gura and I are getting married to each other for real soon!
Please give us your blessings, chumbies!

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>>69790825
Gura likes going to Japan and meeting senpai and eating and having a good time with the other girls in person. It just makes her really anxious.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>69791307
Based sniffer

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Reminder I was the fish all up in her kidneys

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Is Gura a fembud?

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MY wife

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>>69792379
No, but she prefers fembuds over other buds, since she prefers cute girls over creepy oji-sans

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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

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>>69793212
samen

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>>69791227
Some twitch whore is stealing the name

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Is there a nice Gura figure I can buy or something

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Her weakness:
Stubborn
Bad teamwork
Get bored easily
Shrimp should try not making her bored on stream to prevent hiatus. Longer dead air mean less future stream. Stick with her until the end of sc reading

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>>69792619
Maybe Shiori is the only one enjoy the company of creepy ojisan because of her degeneracy. Maybe Kiara too she likes attention

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>>69792619
Nah, when she has to make male character she always pick the big bald burly beardy type

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>>69793212
samen

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>>69792619
>Gura prefers cute little girls over men
>I prefer cute little girls over men

WE ARE!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5irVQKKwQ4

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>>69794741
That explain why she's so good at this. Maybe future generation when talking about western loli they'll immediately think about her

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Why is some literal who suddenly using /ggg/ for their thread too?

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>>69795644
>dudul is back
I'm happy

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>>69796122
Uh oh, you can't say that. You'll trigger the anti-dudul schizo. lol

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I MISS GURA!!!

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Is Gura a lonely loli god?

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>>69796319
She will be once the cover is done

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>>69794959
I love this song so much..

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>>69796198
that hand animation is so wrong it triggers me, I wish he fixes it

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>>69796319
Again generation ships and a few hundred years and she will be

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>>69796390
What's wrong with it? That's what she does to me in bed. :3

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>>69796390
I'm too dumb to see what's wrong

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>>69796533
My guess is gonna something along the lines of the barrel crossing in front of her body so if it accidently goes off she would shoot herself. Im gonna handwave it by saying Guras Atlantean phisiology would render her bullet-proof

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this is a cute gura
https://twitter.com/a226415800/status/1760673204098810220

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>>69796920
what does 哼哼 mean

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>>69791245
SNIFFFFF

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>>69796198
After the whole ordeal surrounding renpc i see why some don't like dudul or the idea of an artist reaching that level of notoriety specially when they have worked for the vtuber in question in some way or another.

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I think I'll start using my gura and gawr glasses now

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what does gura do all day since she doesnt stream

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>>69798637
spends time with me

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>>69791227
Where is she bros. she streamed a few days in a row and then ditched us again.
Why does she keep doing it to us

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These glasses are too small for water. It looks like it would be better for whisky.

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>>69796018
When the schizo arrived lets direct him to that one

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>>69798637
Autistically mixing audio for new cover. Also the next fes is coming close

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>>69798868
greybud..

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>>69798868
She went to the other /ggg/ thread

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>>69798637
no one knows and she won't really talk about it besides mentioning a couple details here and there.

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>>69799297
What have you been up to chumbie?

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>>69799440
NTA, I've been missing Gooba. And waiting for Gooba to stream.

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>>69798637

100 sit-ups, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a10-km run

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I hope she comes back soon, the thoughts are getting louder.

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Gura gets a cute girl to go to her Sushiro collab. Reading the para daily article with a google translator, I think they turn chumbuds into shrimp people or shrimp farmers? Girl doesn't really talk much, just statements of the merch and all that. Maybe info you already know already or not? Girls name is Aiyun Yumi and she's a Kirabase star Idol trainee that went with her manager. I think she was only invited to have a photoshoot since it's really only info on merch and stuff.

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>>69800670
I want the bottle and stand...

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>>69799440
NTA, I've been playing wc3 customs.

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>>69800794
What’s your main? Or does that game not have mains idk

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I want to sniffa sniffa Gura's stinky feet and little girly front parts.

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>>69800499
Since that LC collab, I am no longer plagued by the evils of thinking.
I am free.

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nta but ive been doing nothing. every day is a listless wait for future gura content.

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I've been trying to do my opengl reps buy I keep getting sidetracked

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>>69793809
Her nendo is still for sale and possibly her scale figure

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>>69801204

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>>69796920
She’s not wearing underwear

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>>69800670
It would be smart PR but at the same time holos have become the inspiration to a lot of newer idols

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>>69801353
I can hear the ancient stock "blink" sound effect when I watch this gif...

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The only thing I wish Gura would change is instead of memory holing plans that don't work out, I wish she would just move them and do a make up stream for them instead, I totally get that sometimes things just don't work out, or she's not feeling up to doing stuff on certain days, It just feels pretty bad when I get really excited for something that's coming up that ends up never happening. Though she did finally bring asmr back, so that's progress on that front! In the end I'll wait as long as she needs. I love my sharkwife no matter what flaws she might have.
Also all those ebis in her jar are me.

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>>69799440
Uh... let's just say I've been reading something really... trashy.

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Marriage with Gura

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>>69801284
I’ve been keeping active. I’ve started working out, cleaning my room more consistently, next up is learning a new language and maybe coding. Whenever she streams now I feel even more motivated

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>>69801870
You're too late, I already married her

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>>69801750
I disagree completely everything she memory holes tends to be collabs and I hate most collabs. Like the only members I don’t dislike she rarely ever collabs with so I’m fine with it

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>>69802158
Okay I agree that collabs are totally fine to memory hole. I also don't care for those as much. I was more referring to like, movie may, valentine's last year, spooky october streams last year, honestly doing a late celebration for any of the holidays she missed would have been kino. There's been other solo streams she's talked about doing that didn't work out that I can't think of right now. But yeah, I don't even mind if it's doing something a bit different than what she planned, I guess I just feel bad when I feel like I'm missing time I could have spent with her.

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>>69802627
I could live without movie may honestly. I'm not really a movie guy at all.

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>he doesn't automatically assume that there's a pretty good chance that Gura will never do some of the things she's said she was planning to do at this point
It's been nearly a year and a half, dude. Unless she drops a specific date and/or time for when the stream she's planning to do is, then I wouldn't get too excited and keep my expectations for her actually following through with her ideas pretty low.
It sucks, but that's just how things are.
She's kinda like my little brother in that way, the little prick...

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>>69802830
I do get skeptical when she says things, but that doesn't stop me from getting excited for them anyway.

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>>69802830
NTA, but the lack of members stream on saturday still kind of stings, especially after the Valentine's stream was so short.

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>>69799440
I double goomed. I fapped so hard that i was breathing so heavily, that I badly irritated my windpipe or something, and have been coughing my guts up for the last hour, i can barely breathe, and I my hurts like fuck. Lewd japanese irrumatio ASMR + Gura MMD's off iwara of her getting choked and fucked hard is a dangerous combination. Nearly fucking died. I'm going to accidentally kill myself one of these days.

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>>69803042
you got one on Sunday though...

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>>69803094
>>69803042
I love asmr and the fact that she did one with binaural audio is worth 100 streams for me.

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my head is throbbing and strokes run in my family

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>>69801750
That's why she never says anything definitive anymore and dropped schedules. Honestly, I'm more ok with this than I expected. I have shit to do while sustaining myself with shark thoughts, and when I see her tweeting and putting up a stream frame, it only makes my day better. I hope she'll stream over the weekend, since I'm off work for next 3 days.

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>>69803157
u better put on ur helmet huhaha

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>>69803094
What? No we didn't.
During the ASMR stream, Gura said that she had something really special planned for members on Saturday and that "Valentines was the day that keeps on giving". But then she didn't do whatever she was talking about and did a public Karaoke instead which she mentioned previously during the members Karaoke last Monday.
And that Karaoke on Saturday was her last stream, so what are you even talking about? There was nothing on Sunday. Are you a gray?

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>>69803422
If you think about it, the members get everything the grays do and more.

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>>69803422
you're right, it was Saturday
but you got something anyways that day and it was pretty fun
what the fuck else were you expecting? it probably would've been the same thing except member's exclusive.
what, were you honestly expecting a handjob ASMR or something? if what you got wasn't enough for you and it's still bothering you then I'm sorry my friend, I don't think Gura is the fucking chuuba for you kek

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For some reason, I have a strong urge to spray this Gura with insecticide...

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>>69804133
gura is really popular

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i want to choke gura sexually

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I had a horny fantasy about Gura earlier and I can't stop thinking about it.

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>>69804077
I have no clue. That's the point. She said she had a big surprise for us members and then nothing happened and I guess we'll never know. That's a little disappointing and you can't say that I was expecting too much because Gura was the one that brought it up.
The valentine's ASMR stream was great, but it was also really short, she did it way too early in the day, and she left right away which just felt kind of lonely.

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>>69804133
What is that?
>>69804077
NTA, but I'm assuming she probably misspoke when she teased it during the stream, she was probably just planning the karaoke the whole time, or she was saying the karaoke would be a treat for members also, and it was just not communicated that clearly, I can see where confusion would come in. Or maybe she did have something else planned, but the only way to find out is to ask her about it in her next stream. Either way it's not that worth stressing over. The asmr was a big thing for her, and it was wonderful. Plus we got a member karaoke that monday, and a second karaoke saturday, overall it was actually a good week.

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>>69804388
stop projecting promises onto her where none were made.

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>>69804422
I mean, she also straight up said that she wanted to do another karaoke again that week too so I just assume that that's what the weekend stream was gonna be, and shockingly, it was!

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Took a while to jot down the important details of the Para Daily article. Might have to split into 2 parts here. Corrected words that made more sense than what google translated. It is google translated so I'm pretty sure I might have gotten some details wrong. They also used adorable or super cute shark emperor to describe Gura. Don't think I've heard Gura referred to as shark emperor before but she should be.

Summary:
Launched at Sushiro Taipei Zhonghua Road store Feb 19th.
Aku Maborosi- Taiwanese painter for Q version of shark on the glass you see outside store.
Billboards inside store drawn by Taiwanese artist- 米豆綠 Midori/ Midou Green Midori.
Favorite line in response to Midou Green Midori art of Gura: "the cute appearance makes many shrimp farmers take out their mobile phones and take pictures non-stop."
Limited time items: Cold Water Bottle, Acrylic Stand, Bonus Foil. Q version sticker.
Chongxing Strategy x Be Come True x Hololived worked on the Gawr Gura Sushi Quilt Shaped Card?
Gawr Gura Sushi Quilt Shaped Card open for pre-order on Be Come True website Feb 19th.
For 1: 1,280 Yuan but if you get the 4 Full set for 3,960 Yuan, you save 2,300 Yuan.
Orders for Gawr Gura Sushi Quilt Shaped Card close March 24 and expected to ship Nov 30, 2024.
39 Sushiro restaurants will have the Gawr Gura Sushi Quilt Shaped Card on the plate conveyor belts for all to see.

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>>69804369
c'mon cough it up. describe in exquisite detail.

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>>69804458
NTA, no one said promise you freak. Go kill yourself schizo.

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I thought she meant the 3 year badge when she mentioned that extra surprise for members

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>>69804521
I wanna kiss her lower lips then immediately follow up by kissing her upper lips

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>>69804369
Calm down DuDuL

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>>69804644
You got the wrong guy

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>>69804554
I'm really surprised that's still not done. How long can it take to draw something that small? She said she already had the design decided.

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No being horni for my wife

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>DuDul almost certainly has dozens of lewd Goob drawings that he's drawn and keeps for himself that we'll never ever see

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>>69804554
My guess is that it was a valentine themed wallpaper, but it somehow got delayed, she forgot or her manger fucked up

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>>69804779
We should take turns raping him until he gives us the goods.

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And here's Para Daily summary Part 2. I think some info you should already have known before but this should give you all the details you need to know from the article.

Be Come True launched Q-bomb Gura Tail Fluff Pillow. Designed and made by Lin Mui's original project.
"Uses short fluff to wrap soft cotton, so that the gift from Atlantis "Gura Tail Pillow" will accompany you to spend a warm minter."
Gura Tail Pillow is 1,680 Renminbi. Pre-orders open from Feb 19th to March 24th.
Sushiro also launched limited Acrylic Stand drawn by Japanese animator "Yuki Hayashi."
You can buy the stand for 580 Yuan after you spend more than 500 Yuan at the store.
The Cold Water Bottle was drawn by Midou Green Midori. There is also a special limited edition version with Gura's signature.
From March 6th, you can buy the Cold Water Bottle for 580 Yuan after you spend over 500 Yuan at the store.
From Feb 26th, if you spend more than 800 Yuan in a single transaction at a cooperating store and like the official Sushiro Facebook group, you get foil card.
From March 18th, they will also give away stickers. Both are limited to 30k each.
Limited time treats from Feb 21st onward. Not sure it this is part of the collab or just happens to coincide with it. Items: Roasted Mentaiko Raw Salmon, Albacore Naked Tuna, Roasted Special Selection Conger Eel, Thick Sea Urchin Noodle and Black Thor dessert with Thor Chocolate.
Gura Tail Pillow will ship between July and September 2024.

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>>69804525
aggressive for a false flagging anti. i fuckin hate when people put words in her mouth. only thing that belongs in her mouth is my throbbing fucking dick, faggot.

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>>69804422
I wanted to believe this too, but if you go back and listen to it, it's very clear she was talking about members and wasn't misspeaking at all.
I think it probably was supposed to be something like the members badge or some kind of wallpaper or something like >>69804554 and >>69804812 suggest, but it just wasn't done on time for whatever reason and she really hates disappointing fans and giving them bad news, so she just didn't mention it.

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I am the only chumbie here.

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>>69804895
>i fuckin hate when people put words in her mouth
As you put words in other people's mouths.
And besides that he didn't even put words in her mouth, she did say she had something for membershrimps on the weekend. What it was is still up for interpretation, and I think it was the karaoke.
But that doesn't change the fact that you're an autistic faggot who timeloops this retarded promise argument when people don't even say anything about a promise in the first place.

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>>69805083

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I think I'll make a turkey sandwich tomorrow

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Take my dino.

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We don't have to throw hands at each other every thread.

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I guess while I was typing all that article stuff. Someone uploaded on twitter that Gura was shown on Taiwanese TV for a 2 minute segment. From CTS or Chinese Television System if I got the right one? Wonder if someone is going to translate that?

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>>69805259
Throw feet

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Child

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>>69805259
I'd much rather throw Gooba pics desu. Have a small apple eating Goob.

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HELLO FELLOW CHAMBODS, I SURE DO LIKE ME SOME PRAWNS! O! AMIRITE? HAHAHU!

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>>69805332
God I want to rape this thing so bad.

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*purt*

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>>69805620
Oishi.

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I want gura to play more peppapig-like games

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Why does this bloop look like he has downs?

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guys help
where can I buy dino gura for almost msrp

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>>69807234
I bought it from AliExpress reseller, it's legit, just look at their review

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>>69807234
Hahahaahhahaahahhahaha woooh

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>>69807234
Aliexpress

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Guys help
Where can I buy a Gura for almost msrp
I mean the real thing, I want to buy her to keep her on display in my basement

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>>69807318
they're sold out I think, it's fair price

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I wouldn't mind buying a frogura

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>>69807639
looks retarded

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I need to sexually bully and ryona this creature to make her more depressed T u T

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I want to pin her down in a rear naked chokehold, and fart on her butt.

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>>69808167

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Would Gawr really eat this creature?

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>>69808359
Oyasame

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BIG

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>>69808585
That sign won't stop me

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>>69808359
sharkdreams

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>>69808359
goob morning

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>>69808359
sleep tight buddy

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>>69808955
She should have pissed herself in this picture, wasted opportunity.

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Is it too soon to wish that she might talk to us or send another message or tweet again tonight?

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>>69809822
I also hope we'll get to see her again before she leaves for japan, but idk if that's going to happen

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>>69809822
>>69810398
Since Gura said it's okay to call her mom I think we should all piss our diapers in solidarity and demand she change us before she goes to Japan. :3

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>>69805267
where

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>>69805267
was this different to the public square thing?

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>>69810398
I think we have a really good chance of getting one or two more streams before she goes, no idea what day they will be though.

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I am unironically in love with this silly girl for real and not as a joke. So I have to and WILL marry her.

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>>69810984
Sorry chumbie but she's already married to me.

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I love her more than anything!

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>>69811805
https://litter.catbox.moe/5azcyn.png

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>>69811867
Why is my daughter so slutty?

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>>69811935
she's only like this when she sees me

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Goob morning I love Gura the most!

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Cunny reserves at 15% and falling. Shut down imminent...

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didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

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>>69808648
you'll get tackled by cover guards hired from PMC

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Does Gura wear socks when she sleeps? Do (you) wear socks in your sleep?

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>>69813697
I prefer sleeping nude.

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I did some witchcraft today chumbies
The forecast predicted good chance of wife today

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>>69811867
>condom
We won't be using that.

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>>69813697
Pretty sure all Gura wears to bed is an oversized shirt. I usually just wear a t-shirt and boxers.

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>>69813877
But don’t your feet get cold?

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I'm tired of Gura being a horny slut who wears short skirts to seduce older men. How do I fix her?

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>>69814093
No, they're under a blanket.

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>>69814106
But don’t they still get cold? My feet are so cold right now…

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>>69814143
Not usually. Anon, do you have diabetes?

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>>69813697
I wore socks in the winter when my bedroom heater was broken.

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>>69814206
No. I hab poor blood circulation

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chubi makes sure gura's feet are nice and warm

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>>69814448
I'm Chubi btw.

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>>69814666
If you’re chubi then how many fingers am I holding up

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>>69815739
Gura please go on a diet, your tail... you're really letting yourself go.

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Is there no art with her in a coconut bra?
She was basically asking for it, learn to take a hint, artists.

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>>69815840
Dudul...

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Gurass

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So, we are in no stream for the foreseeable future-mode again? Not an unexpected development but still a disappointing one

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>>69816971

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>>69816971
*sniff*

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Forever lasting patience, faith, and love for my adorable shark wife.

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>>69816971
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>69817187
This anon's got the right spirit.

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>>69816971
Gura makes my pp puffy T u T

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I'm finally the last chumbie. I'm coming home, Gura.

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>>69816971
very puffy
very nice

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Capturing Gura and keeping her as a sex pet T u T

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>>69810555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9jBHIMB7zg&t
nta but here's Gura on national TV

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>>69819284
chinese sounds so retarded

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>>69805267
>Wonder if someone is going to translate that?
I am too lazy to do that for the whole clip. What do you want to know?

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>>69819996
any novel information you noticed?

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>>69820273
She is getting married to me.

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i got an ad

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>>69820273
First half they did a little introduction of Gura and talk the scalper making the merch three times more expensive. The second half they talk about brands tend to choosing vtubers for advertising nowadays. Mainly because vtubers are drama free (lol) and they can shill any types of products.

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>>69820587
neat, thanks for the overview tlanon

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>>69820583
that's one ugly daki

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And God said, let there be Gura and there was Gura. And God saw Gura and she was good.

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

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>>69821650

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>>69821650
Same, I want to rape her until Gawr comes out.

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I'm glad Gura has been supporting Palestine with the strike this week.

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>>69822679
I just want to get raped by Gawr is that too much to ask?

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Did this one also come from diuda?

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>>69821650
Me too, man.

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I still feel guilty about canceling my membership in September....will she ever forgive me?

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>>69824330
i only ever paid for one month of membershrimp haha, sorry gura but i'm poor!

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>>69824330
She will but I hope she doesn't.

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Chumbies... I had a dream that I was peeing really hard, and then I woke up and it wasn't a dream...

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i love this shart

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>>69825065
That almost happened to me once. I was looking for a restroom in my dream found one and was about to start to pee but I woke up right before I pissed myself. It was a close one.

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>>69825065
How old are you exactly?

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>>69825065
You know what this means.

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>>69825065
giwtwm

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>>69810549
I distinctly remember her not being okay with mommyfags calling her that. When did she say it was okay? What stream was that?

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WHERE ARE THE STREAMS????? WAS SHE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK????

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>>69825602
probably when she coined gurandma

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>>69825330
old enough to be a wizard

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>>69825065
This happened to me once but it was white pee

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>>69825186
She never said this

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I'm fine with no streams as long as we are getting communication. And we're getting that weekly. It's so much better than ghosting

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Goob morning retards

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>>69827636
You've been successfully trained.

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>>69827638
Goob morning faggot

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Booba huhaha

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>>69827636
I mean, her tweeting or making a members post once a week is definitely an improvement, but it also means that she's doing all sorts of things off-stream that you don't know about and is only coming back to make a quick post before going back to whatever it is that she actually enjoys. It's not a very good feeling from someone that loves her, to be honest.

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>>69828320
shit larp

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>>69828320
sure "chumbud"

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shart

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flat tummy

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>>69799440
Listening to Chlidren of Dune.

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>>69828759
would

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Does anyone have any clips or soundposts of Gura rolling the dead Dino corpses around in Palworld?

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look at this beauty

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>>69819174
>>69821650
>>69822679

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You guys did get your limited Gawr Gura friends with u Roblox hat, right?

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Gura on ching chong news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9jBHIMB7zg

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>>69830305
nope, not a zoomer

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>>69828455
>>69828633
Ironic that you'd call me the larper while pretending to be satisfied with not seeing or hearing from her for days at a time.
That will never be okay. It will always hurt. Every moment without her is painful.

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>>69828320
I don't feel like the very limited amount of appearance she's done makes up for the long ass gap and I also feel like we're stuck in a fucking loop where every 4 months she is busy with something, understandably, but she never has any real period of activity. So it's "enjoy your 10 streams this quarter".

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>>69830726
>>69830771
sure "chumbud"

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>>69830726
>>69830771
Anon what do you do all day? You cry to me everyday here

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>>69830726
NTA but I know why that's the case so I can wait while finding it okay and still be satisfied with her

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My wife is working hard on hololive projects so i must work even harder to support her in any way possible.

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>>69793212

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Gurass

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>>69830305
That's pretty cute

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>>69831803
I fucking wish I can crushed by this Gurass

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>>69831100
No you don't, You have no idea what she does all day. She spent a single hour with us on Valentine's day and that had nothing to do with feeling anxious about traveling at that point.

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>>69817187
she only told me what I wanted to hear again didn't she?

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>dropping the mask already
come on retard, you could have tried a bit harder than that if you're gonna be a threadshitter

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>>69832506
Dumbud his first post was already super obvious

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>>69832935
I knew he was threadshitting already, I was just waiting to see how long until he brought up his favorite angle.

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>>69832506
retard that's literally what he posted yesterday, he doesn't have any ammo left

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>>69833107
>he doesn't have any ammo left
oh really? Gura stinks (bad) defend this chumkeks

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>>69832506
>>69833107
>>69832935
>>69833068
There's literally no angle. She said she's anxious about upcoming travel, and so her not streaming is fine, but that doesn't explain last week or the last 5 months.
You're just a retard that's convincing yourself you know what's going on and when you say shit like "I know why she isn't streaming and what she does off-stream" you sound like a coping schizo faggot. You have no clue what she does off-stream because she doesn't share anything with us. So just say that you trust her instead. You would come off as a lot less pathetic.
Now call me a "fake chumbud" because you can't stand being anally raped by having your delusions checked and being reminded that we never get to see much of her anymore.

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>>69833743
retard

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I'm just happy she's cooking up stuff.

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if gura was greedy, she'd stream even more to generate more money.
if gura was after numbers, she'd stream more to generate bigger numbers such as sub/ccv.

i have no idea what she's doing, but there's probably some complacency involved.

when Marine beats her and becomes #1 subbed to in hololive, gura not first in any metric at all anymore.

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>>69830364
I saw this earlier. I was hoping for a translation

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Dino Gura is a masterpiece

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>>69835031
There is a menhera chinkbud here sometimes. He usually just shitposts

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>>69834657
go back already you obsessed retard

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>>69835111
Such a simple design yet so perfect. Cover needs to pump more dino merch out

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>>69832834
Would destroy

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>>69825602
She told us we could call her mom during the karaoke on Saturday anon.

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>>69832834
Where's the rest of this image, anon?

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>>69834657
Marine isn't even in the OP this time. Why did you bother coming back with your bullshit?
Also, you were already destroyed last time. They showed that it will take at least 2 to 3 years for Marine to overtake her and that's only if Gura stops streaming completely and Marine was able to maintain the same level of growth, which she won't.

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>>69833743
Every chumbie wants to see more of her, you retard. No one's pretending they don't.
But what do think she's doing everyday, what exactly are you so worried about? Is your everyday life outside of Hololive always full of interesting things to talk about that isn't just what you ate that day or what you watched? She doesn't really talk about much because she might actually not have much to talk about that she believes, in her mind, would just bore us. She worries about that kind of silly stuff.

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>>69837381
That's strange. I don't remember that and back in August, around the last time someone in chat said it, she got defensive and said not to call her that. Why did she change?

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>>69834657
>gura not first in any metric at all anymore.
Nah she'll still cause you irreparable seethe incomparable to any other vtuber

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>>69839061
Women normally have no problems talking about their boring day.

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>>69839116
Almost as if people have different personalities and women are also people

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Checking if i am still shadowbanned in GGG, these 6 days have been very lonely

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my wife

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>>69839061
She said that she's trying to find more hobbies and go more places outside her house. I'm sure part of it is that she doesn't want to say too much and have people find things again, but the level of paranoia and secrecy she has about innocuous and mundane details is weird and it goes beyond opsec. For example, she still has never posted pics of chubie anywhere and it's not like he's an outdoor cat, so people would never be able to find her or know anything about her just knowing what he looks like. Most women love posting pictures of their pets, so it's a little odd. Even the more secretive JP holos do it.

Actually, now that I think about it, the only other holomen that have a cat but don't post pictures of it anywhere are Laplus and Towa. Towa's was especially weird, since she hid that she had a second cat for 2 years and only recently mentioned it but wouldn't even say its name, even though she was so forthcoming and loved posting pictures of her other cat, Kotoro, this entire time. And Laplus said she would never get a cat, but then got Oscar around the same time she moved, but refuses to post any pictures of it for some reason.

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>>69840033
>it's not like he's an outdoor cat
Retard he had to bring her dead animals somehow

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it's crazy, some of vtubers who do YouTube shorts have like 600 million (!) more views on their channel than Gura.

One such VTuber is Marine with 900+ million views. Gura has very few views on her channel in comparison.

That Gura doesn't want to fight to retain some of her status is very, very odd.

In some way, you can admire how casual she goes about things, she doesn't seem to care at all.

In a different way, you have to wonder about her mindset. Any aspiring streamer or VTuber would dream of having the chances she's squandered by being inactive or completely gone.

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>>69840201
kill yourself already you deranged numbermonkey

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>>69840093
I seriously don't remember her ever saying that. Do you have a stream or timestamp? I thought she said he doesn't go outside when she was talking about him biting her feet.
If that's true, and he is an outdoor cat, then her not wanting to post pics of him is understandable, however, that begs the question, if she got it as a kitten when she still lived in an apartment, then why did she raise it as an outdoor cat?

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Man... why did Shouu never draw a lewd Gura? I saw she drew a lewd Laplus...

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>>69840355
Im not spoonfeeding a schizo with something that's well known about her cat. If you didn't already know that and you're speculating on things this hard you're clearly here just trying to stir up drama. Fuck off

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>>69840201
Anyone who pays attention knows that the shorts audience is the last one you would ever want on your channel. Marine's live chat has been fucked for months now. Short kiddies are the worst.

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>>69840201
Too bad youtbe pays very little for short views

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>>69840355
May 9, 2022 >>23982380
God old threads are depressing >>23982128

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If only my dick was lemon shaped... That hole, it's meant for me.

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Anon, she never talks about chubie. The time you're referring to must have been around when she got him years ago and I doubt many other people remember it if you're even telling the truth.
But I find it hard to believe because it doesn't make sense since most people living in apartments don't have outdoor cats. It's almost always against the terms of your lease to let your cat run around unsupervised.

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I feel like she's said more than enough for people to know why she's like this and why she isn't around as much. She's got some personal issues she's trying to get over, possibly not just mentally, but physically. And she doesn't want to go into detail about it, nor should anyone have to when it comes to these sorts of things.
Just be be patient with her and know she really appreciates you for it.

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When are the essay writers going to leave?

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I'm not sure how I got here, but this anime shark girl sure can sing well.

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>>69840801
>doesn't even watch streams
>making up random things about Gura's cat and her living arrangement
retard

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>>69840801
Why the fuck are you so obsessively schizophrenic? Seriously.

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>>69840850
I find it strange that there are anons that struggle with the concept of anonymity. You would think they would understand

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>>69840960
Because they unironically think it's fine for them to want but not for others

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>>69840960
/vt/ had been infested with redditors and discord users since its inception.

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>>69840960
>>69840994
Gura is not anonymous. You don't even know what that means.
She's an idol.

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>>69841132
Vtubers are vtubers because they want to be anonymous.

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>>69841132
Anon vtubers are literally hidden identities like fucking spiderman, the entire concept is based around people who want to make public content but still have mostly anonymity. The value it like you do. Why is that so hard for you to understand?

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wow Marine's channel's growth is impressive,
she's going to be the one to take down Gura.

imagine that. one of Gura's biggest supporters, will end her status in the company.

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I always got my wife's back.

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>>69840873
>doesn't even watch streams
according to that thread, it was an unarchived members stream on May 9th.
>making things up
Gura used to say that she lives in an apartment next to an old lady. People who point out that there's a second floor and so it must be a house have never looked for apartments before or they're foreginers that only think of sky rises when they think of apartments. There are plenty of apartments with second floors. I lived in one for years. The fact that she still has the same water heating unit means she never moved, therefore Gura still lives in an apartment.

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>>69841215
That's sadly not the case anymore.
Even with Mori that wasn't the case.
They hunger for for the personal fame that comes with the big numbers.

A bit of the charm and mystery around VTubers died when flesh-tubers started getting avatars.

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>>69841462
>according to that thread, it was an unarchived members stream on May 9th.
Which...you didn't watch

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>>69841495
Sure but gura wants to remain anonymous. I see no problem with that.

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A lot of tourists lately

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>>69841352
wow, nobody cares

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>>69838967
Who the fuck cares about subs? (aside from stupid investors and Cover). I would say views are more important anyways. Gura and Marine have pretty similiar ones on their VODs

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I haven't ever read much much of it, what is Marine schizo's angle anyway?
Do they not know no one here cares about numbers and everyone loves Marine anyway?

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>>69841591

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>>69841462
Anon Gura loves using terms wrong and not realizing it, or just not caring. Straight from the stream she has also mentioned having an area outside where she can garden and having a sloped ceiling in her streaming room. None of those details are enough to know what kind of building she's living in, nor does it matter because it's prying into her private life. The part you're making up are lease agreements you have absolutely no idea about, and you're using it to paint her in a bad light. Now fuck off and go do your watching stream reps, because you clearly need to.

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>>69841630
Views? Not even. Gura makes about 600k per year through members alone

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I love her, what about you?

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>>69841994
I do

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I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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>>69841994
I love her more than anything!

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Will we really not get a single stream until after holofes?

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>>69841994
>>69842068
>>69842085
I love her more than you!

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>>69842119
Stream tomorrow actually

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I just streamed my pants!