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69659911 No.69659911 [Reply] [Original]

>chuuba is younger than you are

>> No.69659957

>>69659911
>guarantee shit chuuba

>> No.69659988
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69659988

>>69659911
What's the problem? Even Marine is very much younger than I am.

>> No.69659998
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>>69659911
>chuuba is nearly a decade older than you

>> No.69660009

>>69659911
>All of them are in mid 30s
>You were born in 1980
Feel old yet, aint we?

>> No.69660052

>>69659911
hot
>>69659998
hot

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>>69659911
>chuuba is older than you are
>has drawn your favorite /ss/ for approximately 10 years

>> No.69660072

>>69659957
This is a nigger take. Pay no heed

>> No.69660075

>>69659911
It's fucking over

>> No.69660076

>>69659911
My oshi is two months older than I am.

>> No.69660093

>>69659911
I had an existential crisis last year when I realized that I am older than lots of youtubers that I watched in my childhood at the time when they started, like Jontron.

>> No.69660196

>>69659911
time to pack it up old man

>> No.69660246

>>69659911
how old are you?
I'm 35 btw

>> No.69660494

>>69660246
23

>> No.69661099

>>69660494
I would lick your nipples

>> No.69661228

I am LITERALLY a fat ojisan from an NTR doujin and I'm watching your oshi.

>> No.69661249

>>69660494
I mean practically one foot in the grave

>> No.69661564
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>fap to vtuber
>find out she's old enough to be my mom
>keep fapping to her
>Loads are now massive
>Start fapping to 40 year old milf porn
>hit on 43 year old asian chubby coworker
>Lose virginity to her

>> No.69661619

>>69661099
I'm a boy...

>> No.69661634

>>69661564
Thought that was a diaper from the thumbnail and now I'm disappointed

>> No.69661748
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>all my favorite Chuubas are in their 30s

t. 36

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>>69661619
Of course I know
You are shota for me...!

>> No.69661827

>>69659911
AINTNOWAY FRFR NO CAP IMMA JUICE

>> No.69661849

>>69659911
>love hags because they are around the same age as me and so their references are more relatable

>> No.69661988
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It makes me depressed when I fantasize about the younger girls like Bae or Moom and realize they'd think I'm a creepy old pervert if we met.

I mean, realistically so would the hags, even if we're basically the same age, but that's a less mortality-dread type of depression

>> No.69662272

my oshi is 3 years older than me and it makes me happy

>> No.69662321

>>69660055
Based hag lover

>> No.69662392

>>69661988
lmao
You still got time, anon. Even if you are old as fuck, you can still make change.

>> No.69662611

>>69659911
Couldn't be me. It makes me feel like a fucking detective whenever I'm watching someone new and trying to pinpoint age accurately from the shit they talk about and how they carry themselves, it's something only oldfag can do and it's a good thing. Younger than me? Rejoice. Older than me? Rejoice. My age? That's my new oshi.
Sure sometimes there's a curveball of 30+ chuuba growing up with a golden spoon up her ass that she's still acting like eternal teenager but they eventually slip up with old internet references anyway.

>> No.69662679

>>69661988
I'm about the same age as hags and I'm a weirdo shut-in. And I feel dread because I know none of them would take me seriously, I even look younger than I actually am which doesn't help.

>> No.69663584

>>69661564
hags deserve love

>> No.69665175

>>69661748
Are you me?

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>>69659911
It's the best. Satisfies my siscon fantasies, always wanted one to bully and sexually abuse.

>> No.69665451

>>69659988
Marine is only slightly above the average HoloJP age. Still young enough to make jokes about getting old.

>> No.69667096

>>69659911
Why are the JP branches older on average than the EN branches?

>> No.69667634

had to actually look it up and I guess I am into hags now

>> No.69667752

>>69661634
Seek help

>> No.69668033

>>69659911
as a shut-in neet it's weird and humiliating listening to chuubas younger than me talk about their work experiences

>> No.69668079

>>69668033
I just turn off the stream when that happens.

>> No.69668216

>>69659911
>tfw only younger than Korone & Botan

>> No.69669449

>>69661988
That's the good thing about being a guy, being older doesn't matter as much

>> No.69669768

>>69659911
I'm a 23 year old zoomer

>> No.69670157

>>69661564
did it stop there or did you date the milf?

>> No.69670237

>>69661634
Diaperfriends really can't help themselves.

>> No.69670248

>>69670157
it was probably some desperate whore you can find on craigslist
even i wouldn't stoop that low

>> No.69670584

>>69661228
please stay away from her she's my girlfriend and she's only working for you to make up for my mistakes

>> No.69670654

>>69661564
Based. Happy for you anon

>> No.69670698

>>69659911
I like them young & old.

>> No.69673460

That sounds great

>> No.69673542

I'm 36.

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