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How do you plan to get with your oshi?

As for me, I'm learning to make my own weeb-themed rap music.

>> No.69622172

Rayp

>> No.69622312

Reyp

>> No.69622366

Repe

>> No.69622409

>>69622008
Royp

>> No.69622493

Mepe

>> No.69622860

>>69622008
if you dont have coin slot eyes she's not interested and even if you do you still dont have a chance

>> No.69623003

>>69622860
I can fix her

>> No.69624460

I'll be undergoing complete negroplasty surgery so that Mori my based bbc

>> No.69624491
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Cast a charm spell and coerce my oshi into going to a graveyard or haunted house with me.
Charm spell wears off but she's already there so she clings to me for safety and comfort.
Her K selective mind shifts into an R selective mind as spooky ghosts send shivers down her psyche.
Have 100 babies (quadruplets every time so some make it to adulthood and survive)

>> No.69627008
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>>69622008
become an esports fps streamer or streamer then "stumble" on vtubers on stream, then somehow "stumble" on to my oshi then express how good she is. get clipped "coincidentally" then that clip trends then she takes notice.

>> No.69629639

Rip

>> No.69633562

>>69622008
If you wanna fuck Calli you gotta have a 6-pack and go drink on the japanese bars of a very specific part of Japan that i'm not gonna tell.
Buy her some drinks, talk about stuff, if you managed to make her laugh more then once you're in.

>> No.69633616

>>69622008
youre going to die alone anon

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>>69633562
>go drink on the japanese bars of a very specific part of Japan that i'm not gonna tell
Tell me right now

>> No.69634081

>>69622008
I'll show her my small cock

>> No.69634092

>>69622008
OP is a fag, but he knew that already

>> No.69635016

>>69622860
>Coin slot eyes
>Decent appearance
>Deadbeat
>But 5'11
It's fucking over for me, I would lose my legs from the knee down if it got me with her, but I'm not short enough.

>> No.69635198

>>69622008
Are you an 8 inch cock black man? If not you're probably not getting with Mori.

>> No.69636406

>>69635016
bad RNG, i'd respawn

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