/baubau/ - FUWAMOCO General

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Chick Flick Edition
Previous Thread >>69541283

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[Anonymous No.]

>>69552787
Probably a result of the movie being HUGE and working its way into the cultural zeitgeist, popping up as references around that I've seen elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>name is Ally
>gets romanced by Gosling
What did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>isn't her name ****

[Anonymous No.]

50 first dates would have been better

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa fucking hates this movie.

[Anonymous No.]

Just umagine the Gosling isekai.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you have any idea how much oil and antifreeze old 1950s cars leaked all over that road

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuwawa's reaction to learning the girl is named Allie
kek

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>>69552615
Didn't she say the other day she wanted a man who would tolerate how silly (aka horny) they both are.

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>>69552992
(I am Gosling)

[Anonymous No.]

Are Fuwamoco the most girly in EN?

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>>69552992
Fuwawamo is an ally to the goslings.

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they hate it...

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>>69553024
If this were exactly the same, but an anime she would unironically love it kek

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>>69553057
not like this alliebros...

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>>69553024
Its a romance made for women. Fuwawa self inserts as the man, so she prefers romances made for men.

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Fuwawa will come around to it. Mococo too.

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>>69553057
I kinda want to send a supa that goes 'wow Allie is such a stupid name' because it'd be kinda funny, but I also am not a faggot so I will not.

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>RUFFIANS YOU HAVE TO BE DOWN TO GO ON ADVENTURES WITH US
>NO, NOT LIKE THAT!
LMAO

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>>69552992
It's me, I'm Gosling

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Mococo is so concerned

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>>69552992
>>69553011
>>69553057
>>69553127
>>69553182
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this sung by that woman who sang "Strange Fruit"?

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>ywn dance with fuwamoco on a quiet street while singing
why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

so whats the right number of suicide attempts i should make on a first date?

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T GET THE AUDIO TO A PROPER LEVEL WHERE I CAN HEAR BOTH THE MOVIE AND THEM BECAUSE THE VOLUME OF THE MOVIE KEEPS CHANGING

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>>69553182
that would be funny, but bordering on being waaaaay too much kek

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>do they know eachothers name yet??
i am begging you fuwawa
please
please just listen to dialogue once in your life

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>you're a terrible singer
HE'S JUST LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553231
See >>69553100

[Anonymous No.]

What is up with autisits and not understanding going out on a date to LEARN more about someone?

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>>69553231
They are being faggots, ignore them.

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>>69553194
tsundere act. Your job as a man is to push them

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god damn fuwawa is too fucking based

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>>69553248
yeah LOL

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>>69553231
Bait?

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>>69553231
deep lore toxic faggotry

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Fuwawa is the perfect wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553289
arent all relationships supposed to start as childhood friends or siblings?

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OH MY GOSH
OH MY GOSH

[Anonymous No.]

looking away at the ice cream scene
what about the sex scenes...

[Anonymous No.]

I WANNA DO THAT WITH MOCOCO

[Anonymous No.]

THESE WOMEN LET ME CLEAN THEIR TAILS OFF WITH MY TONGUE

[Anonymous No.]

>that's sorta fun
HOLY SEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

kisses with fuwawa!!

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO KISS ALLY

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>sorta fun
WE ARE IN MOCO KINGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553272
dialogue? i don't know about this wuffians...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553407
The childhood friend never wins in Romcoms. Never forget that.

[Anonymous No.]

>show it to me
>show it to me
>show it to me

[Anonymous No.]

sex with allie (demon dog)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553194
When women say adventures, they meant to go on food hunt/museums. They literally said "If we want to go get pon-de-ring at night, the person will be willing to go." to clarify themselves.

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>>69553540
they do in the ones i like

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Did Fuwawa pick this movie? Does she want Ruffians to romance her?

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>>69553540
tomo-chan? takagi?

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>>69553289
I learned about the women I love through livestreams

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Ally is a perfect woman. I hope Ryan walks her home gently

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DUDE PANCAKES

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>>69553590
Mococo did

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>>69553626
I'm Ryan

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa's depth perception...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553540
botan

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553638
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

its spelled as "Allie" baitbros.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553540
in the vns the always do

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>>69553289
for most nerds like us, a dates are usually viewed as what happens after a romantic relationship forms.even though dating just to learn more is a completely normal thing, but a lot of anime or media will portray as dating to be done after you're in a romantic relationship

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>>69553590
Moco-chan picked this movie from some top 10 list or something and Fuwawa was teasing her about it.

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>>69553600
Yotsuba Nakano.

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>>69553600
Hey, I like Takagi, but just dig deep. There was a surge of winning for childhood friends recently but for many many years, the childhood friend lost, especially in harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>Allie
BROS!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

she was hotter and a better girl in mean girls

[Anonymous No.]

>I'M A BIRD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUfzMrghcz0

[Anonymous No.]

damn, I've got moves

[Anonymous No.]

Go little negro! Go!

[Anonymous No.]

i believe the sex part is almost here bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553718
how the fuck am I supposed to know how to spell it out of dialogue in a movie?

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>>69553754
Yeah, top ten movies starring Literally Me

[Anonymous No.]

>Is she helping or just sharing her legs
Slutshaming...sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>is she doing anything else besides being a whore?
holy shit Fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

>is she there to dance or is there to share her legs?
holy shit fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553737
Yeah, it's wild how few nerds really seem to understand it though.
It shows how inexperienced FUwawa and Moco-chan really are though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69553825
subs

[Anonymous No.]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[Anonymous No.]

they HATE it

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>>69553737
>but a lot of anime or media will portray as dating to be done after you're in a romantic relationship
Thats cause most setting in anime is at school. You usually date after getting together. If we are talking about dating via dating apps, then you are suppose to learn about a person through a few dates before committing.

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this is moving too fast for them

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All those people who were so sure they'd cry. They don't like this movie lmao.

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pero save us

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>WHY IS SHE RUNNING

[Anonymous No.]

MOUSTACHE RETURNS
KINO

[Anonymous No.]

GOD I WANT FUWAWA TO SLAP MY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

moustachebro...

[Anonymous No.]

>brring the boy
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>can we make dad the main character
>I wanna know more about this dad
>bring the boy
damn, they really love ojisans

[Anonymous No.]

chad dad

[Anonymous No.]

UHHHHH BASED?

[Anonymous No.]

It's over for you Goslingbros, Dadbros run this place

[Anonymous No.]

THE RETURN OF THE MOUSTACHE

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>fuwawa didn't even hear the joke but still laughed
>didnt know they just said the word whore

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>>69553959
Mococo will cry anyway

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This movie is so corny.

[Anonymous No.]

Hehe, sorry young'ins, their heart doesn't belong to Ryan Gosling, they want the old man.

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>>69553737
If people just got used to call going out with your acquaintances/friends dates, it all would be much easier.

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The black boy butler...

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>>69553959
All romance movies are like that anon, Toradora doesn't become the GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER TOLD until the Christmas episode

[Anonymous No.]

Money...?
Goslingbros...?

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>>69553914
the "classic mid 2000s move of being friends with a girl for years before ambushing her with your feelings and assuming she's secretly felt the same but was just being shy"

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fuwawa laughs at whores btw

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>>69554068
Ruffian... the Goose is an ojisan himself now...

[Anonymous No.]

broke gang let's gooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

Every movie women love is a variation of Lady and the Tramp.
Why do average women want to be swept up by dirty street bums?

[Anonymous No.]

moustachebros, we're in

[Anonymous No.]

uh no the lesbian college!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554127
Toradora romance is shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I think fuwawa is ovulating right now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554182
because they like stds and single motherhood

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>>69554182
All women want to be gangbanged by only the smelliest, oldest, and fattest homeless men.

[Anonymous No.]

i think theres sex here

[Anonymous No.]

WOWOWOWOWOWOW

[Anonymous No.]

why do they love the old characters in everything they watch?

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S GRABBING A HANDFUL OH BABY

[Anonymous No.]

I need to have sex with mogochan

[Anonymous No.]

We're finally introducing the story's conflict, hœ? What will Jack and Rose do now?

[Anonymous No.]

oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK
I MISSED 30 MINUTES
JUST GOT HERE IN TIME I GUESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554208
if toradora was good he wouldve fucked his mom

[Anonymous No.]

damn sex in a haunted mansion sounds pretty kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554294
Never forget that Rose is a washed up old whore who still yerns for some homeless bum instead of living a life of luxury.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554323
based

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>>69554323
doujin bros, big W

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>>69553231
It rhymes with Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas

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>>69553959
Don't read if you care about the movie, this will spoil everything.

Yeah for a lot of it, it's retarded women moments, the female lead being a cheating whore, etc. But the part that they said they liked was the old couple. By the end of the movie, it's revealed that the couple are obviously allie and noah, and he's taking care of her in her old age and reading from a notebook to try and get her to remember their life together. Then they die in each other's arms. Even if you've seen their younger selves act like utter retards for 2 hours, most people still end up getting hit by the emotional weight of the old couple doing their best for each other in their old age. That's where they'll cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>it just needs some love
I know what's on Fuwawa's mind now

[Anonymous No.]

SEX IN A PLANTATION LETS GO

[Anonymous No.]

My wives are scared of ghosts, they're so cute bros

[Anonymous No.]

Language Ryan

[Anonymous No.]

>ruffians is this flirting?

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry mococo, i'll teach you all about romance

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this flirting?

[Anonymous No.]

im not even focused on the movie. im just waiting for what shit fuwawa says

[Anonymous No.]

godddd they are so cluelessss i think theyve only paid attention to 4% of the dialogue thats happened

[Anonymous No.]

my SC is now mentioning flirting
i'm gonna 2bears this bitch tonight

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>>69553540
They deserve to lose. 2nd cringiest trope

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I feel like I've seen that movie already. It's so damn cliché.
At least I can focus on Fuwawa's oh my gosh.

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I wouldn't want to live in a house full of jigaboo ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

female fiction be like
>we're horny but we want different things, so sad!
male fiction be like
>we're horny

[Anonymous No.]

>this list of demands for the house
this is going to be the least relatable part for fuwamoco. they can't even dream of getting out of one bedroom apartments where they need bunkbeds.

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I'm deliberately not watching, but I'm listening to their reactions and trying to piece together what the fuck is going on based on that. It's really fun.

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>>69553266
Just turn it low and rely on the subs

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>tfw I will never talk with Moco-chan about our possible futures...
And then with that piano and that song. This song always sends shivers down my spine.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

SEX SCENE BOYS

[Anonymous No.]

SEX SEX SEX

[Anonymous No.]

UWAAAA SEXXXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

its time bros

[Anonymous No.]

they need a flustered expression

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>just lays down a carpet
KINO

[Anonymous No.]

fuwawa you already saw incest and double penetration
this is nothing

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY CHOOSING THIS MOVIE?

[Anonymous No.]

why do they get awkward about the kissing and romance all the time lmaoooo holy shit
these two dorks
>getting frightened about two people in a relationship going to make consensual love
lol

[Anonymous No.]

ryan goslings kinda cute in this one not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just watching the stream and not the movie, so I'm having fun guessing what the fuck they're reacting to. Whenever they scream like this I assume sex scene

[Anonymous No.]

Bro's got the same game as Alester Crowley. Taking women to spooky old haunted shit and fucking in it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not watching the movie how many sex scenes are there?

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH NECKLACE ON

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>still has her necklace on
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell is going on in my haunted mansion?

[Anonymous No.]

I know that piano piece but forgot the name

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she taking her earrings off

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA SEX MOCOCO BUT MOCOCO NEEDS TO KEEP THE EARINGS ON

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuwawa looking away
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

UMMMMMMMM WHERE IS PERO WHEN I NEED HIM?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554679
they must not ever watch smexy 3d stuff

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>>69554182
Because they have romantic fantasies not to marry the charming wealthy man who will ensure them for life and NTR them for a guy with a big cock who will leave them in a few months

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAIIIIEEE TASUKETE PEROSAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554743
2

[Anonymous No.]

(ME) HAVING SEX WITH ALLY

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>did his cheeks just puff out
THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY THING PUFFING OUT

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>>69554710
First big one was Ryan feeling up Ally. This one is 100% that.

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>>69554707
They’re still not completely sure they know each others names

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KINNNNNNOOOOOO

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When Fuwawa and I lay down together, she'll keep her necklace on

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>two young people in love, making love
>NONONONONON THIS IS NOT APPROPRIATE
genuinely wtf is their problem. fucking anime brained.

[Anonymous No.]

is this how sex works? you awkwardly strip while staring at eachother than the guy lays on top of the girl?

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This is NOT like my Hallmark movies are like

[Anonymous No.]

>IS THIS WHAT WESTERN MOVIES ARE LIKE?
KEK

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PERO HELP
>PERO HELP
PERO HELP
>PERO HELP
PERO HELP
>PERO HELP
PERO HELP
>PERO HELP
PERO HELP
>PERO HELP

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To someone without the movie, what the hell is happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>is this what western movies are like
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>usually you have to play through hundreds of hours
KEK FUWAWA

[Anonymous No.]

had sex like that before

[Anonymous No.]

>usually you have to play hundreds of hours
Fuwawa just admitted to playing VNs with sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>is this what western movies are like
i knew it
we should have watched japanese shit instead

[Anonymous No.]

>western sex
NO NO NO NO NO!
>japanese sex
YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!

>is this what western movies are like
>havent even paid attention to any of the dialogue
kino
just kino man

[Anonymous No.]

>Is this what Western movies are like
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck?
This is nowhere near as bad as the scene in the school during fire part of the festival in School Days.

[Anonymous No.]

>has like 20 different tutors
>needs to be taught sex too
jesus christ can this useless whore figure out anything for herself??

[Anonymous No.]

fucking women

[Anonymous No.]

>gosling fucking ally
bros we're in

[Anonymous No.]

>IS THIS WHAT WESTERN MOVIES ARE LIKE!?
I love my otaku hag dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554888
>>69554902
back to eastern kino next time

[Anonymous No.]

I GOT READ DURING A SEX SCENE BY MOCOCO
I AM FULLY ERECT YOU CANT TAKE THIS FROM ME

[Anonymous No.]

>IS THIS WHAT WESTERN MOVIES ARE LIKE, HAEH?

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>>69554877
They would be more into it if the girl were a transfigured fox ghost or something.

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AIEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME PEROMAN

[Anonymous No.]

Goslingbros... are we too pump chumps?

[Anonymous No.]

Moco chan read my message

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554925
Fuwawa is outdated, they also fuck in the first minutes in japanese movies now

[Anonymous No.]

damn what happened to gosling's boner now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554961
good

[Anonymous No.]

She's just nervous about her first time...
Bros, they can't be this retarded, can they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555002
They're just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo is going to die alone.

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>>69554323
BAUSED

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SmileDog.jpg

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>>69554911
they played one on stream, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason the way Fuwawa said 1772 made me cackle like a fucking buffoon.

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>>69554903
>>69554911
LEL

[Anonymous No.]

WEE WOO WEE WOO
IS THAT PREMARITAL SEX?
YOU'RE COMING WITH US DIRTBAGS

[Anonymous No.]

>that's understandable x2

[Anonymous No.]

Ahhh pure kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554877
They are raised right. kek.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god Pero sent the police

[Anonymous No.]

this moustache man is pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554939
One of her tutors probably blindfolded her and taught her some for "sex ed" purposes

[Anonymous No.]

based trad wife fuwawa
I will marry her and then fuck her brains out every single day in pure romantic love

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>>69555022
Me too.

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it is so fucking funny to me that they can play a multitude of eroge and even review it with a straight face and details
yet cannot fucking stand teh sight of romance and affection in western movies
i dont know if theyre just playing it up or if its theri honest feelings but goddamn its funny

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>>69555142
>No sex before marriage rafferans, ehehe

[Anonymous No.]

It's like that pasta

[Anonymous No.]

no valentines date confession or white day
ofc this romance is haram

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa is sticking up for me

[Anonymous No.]

>i need poorfag penis more than money
do women really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555212
They can't self-insert into this story.

[Anonymous No.]

Ryanbros, Fuwawa would fight for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>they're rooting for the underdog

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>>69555275
she's still gonna have money even if they have sex
she's already rich so why would she need to find a rich husband?

[Anonymous No.]

17 years old and they look like they are 26. Sasuga western films.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife fuwawa is a gold digger

[Anonymous No.]

I hate western media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555212
>eroge
They like the romancing part.

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Fuwawa is going to fight for us.
I LOVE FUWAWA

[Anonymous No.]

Do they have zero conceptual awareness of media that is not Japanese?
I can't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555212
Only whores and [emotionless sex] women will be able to see sex and not "KYAAAHH"

[Anonymous No.]

They're suddenly quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

hit and bounce, nice guy

[Anonymous No.]

This is me talking to Fuwamoco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555385
That's why they use a guide to skip through all of that and get to the good part

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>>69555397
>I can't believe it.
I can. Mamapuppy has protected them

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>>69555339
>she's still gonna have money even if they have sex
as handouts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555436
It's because the drama in the romance is kicking up. Fuwawa LOVES IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555397
They all in on Japanese media, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555275
But she just wants more you see! It's exciting and adventurous. She just wants more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555212
>Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary

[Anonymous No.]

bro she just asked you to come to new york and be her cock slave wtf you doing gosling

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555415
>Fuwawa kyaaaas before gooning to the latest sex scene she's unlocked in every eroge
>Mococo has been kept awake by this many nights

[Anonymous No.]

>wrong route buddy
kek

[Anonymous No.]

he really is just like ruffians

[Anonymous No.]

Gosling bros... you'll fight for your wives, won't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554576
i knew it

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S NOT LIKE ME
HE'S NOT LIKE ME AT ALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555397
They admitted to watching all of The Sopranos, so I'm unable to believe any of their reactions after that

[Anonymous No.]

ITS BAUVER

[Anonymous No.]

i want Allie to beat my shit up too bros

[Anonymous No.]

>fuwamoco will never beat you up
why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

they're so happy they're breaking up

[Anonymous No.]

Crazy bitch lmao

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is Allie's problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555397
Didn't they not know what Spongebob was?

[Anonymous No.]

>he pumped and dumped

[Anonymous No.]

I just got here but what was that beta aptitude lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>all chat someone posted "menhera women baka"
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Domestic abuse against men is real. Talk to someone you trust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555607
I'm now imagining them watching the food poisoning episode together

[Anonymous No.]

>they don't know

[Anonymous No.]

their sense of romance is fucking weird t b h

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555661
Holy based king

[Anonymous No.]

>lets see more of them
they're so clueless kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555683
it really fucking is
thank god we live in a fantasy with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555683
They're autistic broken hags who dedicated their life to something that's 'not normal'. Of course their view on romance would be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555675
Somehow I can see them sperging out the same way

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555607
>They admitted to watching all of The Sopranos,
Did you even hear what they say? They said they begin watching the sopranos because of the ruffians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69554935
They're just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555683
they only know VN romance

[Anonymous No.]

>they agree with the mom
yeah, they will never understand western media and its individualism

[Anonymous No.]

Is the old grandma allie? and I guess the grandpa noah?

[Anonymous No.]

The beautiful love story between a loser and a menhera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555683
To be fair, the romance in this movie is pretty fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

you'd better be kind to your parents, ruffians. they won't like you if you aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

gosling's such a BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

based fin

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>>69555770
if they really loved us it would be a long term watch along series

[Anonymous No.]

woman moments the movie

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>I'M COMIN
I wish I could make mococo say this

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>>69555788
its obvious already

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555788
Yes, she has dementia/alzheimers. It's a pretty used trope, probably because of this movie.

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MOCOCO YOU'RE SO CLEVER AND SMART I LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

they support the mum. Blessed hags kek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555860
no shit lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555788
yeah they are. they will cry at the end

[Anonymous No.]

MOCOCOE KINOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555788
Haven't watched it before, but so far I'm with you. The foreshadowing seems to say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555802
eh, when you eralize these characters are 17 and the time period, its decently realistic
especially the girl switching up frmo
>I HATE YOU
>I LOVE YOU!
ive seen that shit happen in real life. love UNIRONICALLY makes people crazy, this shit happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555802
If a girl says she cried watching this film, I'll take it as a red flag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555788
Yes.
Source: It's a normal looking old dude and a fancily dressed old lady and why else would they be shown

[Anonymous No.]

>Look, I was up all night with him
>It was the sweetest, most tender night of our lives
Get the hint Allie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555683
Nah, they're mouths may be saying one thing but they're into it as much as any other woman is when it comes to this movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>this is a 10/10 movie according to women

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555860
that's pretty much every romance movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555788
no shit dude, it's telegraphed lol
which is why it's hilarious fuwawa won't realize even by the ending of the movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555905
The break up scene is way too real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555683
to be fair, there aren't any anime romcom tropes in this movie so it's a bit alien to them.

[Anonymous No.]

pride and prejudice is better, maybe next year

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever had a summer romance Ruffians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555878
Makes sense I thought it was the case at the beginning because I've seen it a lot but the "if it was me" really made me ask because of how obvious lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556051
I'm having one right now

[Anonymous No.]

my retarded moco-chan

[Anonymous No.]

hell yeah gosling
go to atlanta n get a taste of ebony

[Anonymous No.]

Wait... THAT'S her name?

[Anonymous No.]

Patton my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

we're in the shit now

[Anonymous No.]

>war according to women

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556120
haha why don't these canadians know about america

[Anonymous No.]

>break up with girl
>never have your mails answered
>get enlisted in war
>see your friend die
oh jesas christ this guy is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555905
Yeah its VERY real tbdesu. They've clearly never experienced this sort of thing, otherwise they'd relate to the girl hard

[Anonymous No.]

FIN!!

[Anonymous No.]

ALL OUT WAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556080
I just assume it's because this movie is REALLY popular that it popped up A LOT in other media. I've known the Notebook existed for like 20 years, but didn't know anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>This is moving pretty fast for me.
I... Actually agree with Moco-chan. What the fuck is with the pacing of this movie? It's all over the place. Is it intentional since it's the recollection of the ojisan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556051
Yep, best time of my life. Making out in her pool under the sun without a care in the world

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even watching the movie, I'm just listening to them bitch and moan.

[Anonymous No.]

Fin-san... noe...

[Anonymous No.]

finn bros... it ain't adventure time no more...

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit is that james marsden?

[Anonymous No.]

This is WW2 right? Or Korean war?

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a good dancer and my intentions are completely dishonorable
kek, they missed it

[Anonymous No.]

My intentions are entirely dishonorable kek

[Anonymous No.]

whats up with all the gay cripples lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556279
WWII

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556279
ruffian....

[Anonymous No.]

not like this cuckedbros

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556319
chadest chad

[Anonymous No.]

marsden>gossling

[Anonymous No.]

gosbros.... i'ts over

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556319
He's just like me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556305
Nah, they made funny faces in response to that and looked at chat

[Anonymous No.]

UH OH

[Anonymous No.]

goslings getting cucked

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa instantly loves the rich man...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

its not cuck her and noah arent in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

noahbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Ryanbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>girl moves on after 3 years
>hes getting cucked!
bros... please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556340
Why do people spazz out about people moving on? There's a huge difference between fucking a dude 2 days later and dating someone years later.

[Anonymous No.]

allie is a whore....
its over fuwawabros....

[Anonymous No.]

even in movies I get cucked, its not fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556422
Yeah but that's not as fun as calling her a WHORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>Captain NTR vs. Private Noah
it's so over...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

They would hate La La Land so much

[Anonymous No.]

they really don't know how flirting works, huh

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa is falling for him too. The horses on the beach did it, you can hear it in her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556422
anon I was making a joke, don't be autistic

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, this is the dude from the Blues Brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556051
in hindsight yes, she was a borderline personality girl and I was utterly dense. We held hands and hugged goodbyes at most.

[Anonymous No.]

They really don't know anything about going out, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck man, how are they SO unattached to western culture? Swing music is 'unsettling'? What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

why did allie moan

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556402
It's BSS

[Anonymous No.]

who wouldn't prefer Lon this dude is ballin

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO NO NO NO NO
NOAHBROS

[Anonymous No.]

Noah...

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556539
Weird, it feels more like a zoomer thing to find old music creepy

[Anonymous No.]

I thought my hatred of woman peaked.
But it could go even further beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

They are so confused and hate western culture this is fucking hilarious.

It's also funny that neither of the two people schizos were going all out on aren't even here for this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556539
>unsettling
I don't think it's the music, it's the whole "normie" vibe

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556539
>around blacks never relax
fuwawa's words not mine

[Anonymous No.]

I HABEEB, NOAHBROS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556539
They hate blacks

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw the granma is lon hammond all along

[Anonymous No.]

real human bean...

[Anonymous No.]

>i like dad
>i like dad too
dad bros, we won.

[Anonymous No.]

The pure joy of a father welcoming his son home from war. Knowing his son didn't fucking die. The actor portrayed it really well.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh that's back when people could actually buy houses, right...

[Anonymous No.]

>he thinks cuckolding happens only in western movies
did anon just forget about this animu

[Anonymous No.]

>i have a confession to make about serenading
remember to remind mococo

[Anonymous No.]

>she cant remember a lick of dialogue
>she remembered the year that the house was made
whaet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556495
>they really don't know how flirting works, huh
They dont like flirts.

[Anonymous No.]

What a based dad.

[Anonymous No.]

HOOOLY
Dad's based as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556668
>Noah comes back and ends up in a relationship with Lon, leaving the whore behind
Now that would be kino

[Anonymous No.]

dad's a total bro

[Anonymous No.]

Dad love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556740
Erased, right? Man people lost their shit with the timeskip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556752
>idiot savant

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556740
im still mad

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556826
you can say that everyone erased that anime from their mind

[Anonymous No.]

ok NOW it's cuck

[Anonymous No.]

is gosbro gonna win her back?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556640
It's because those sisters don't have a membership

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Noahbros...
Not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

fuwawa would be married to me

[Anonymous No.]

let it go mr. gosling...

[Anonymous No.]

goslingbros... i don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>look at his heart!
>you can see it...

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo has such a way with words

[Anonymous No.]

>look at his heart
>*crack crack crack*
I love Mococo so much bros....kek

[Anonymous No.]

>is this related to the wedding
No Fuwawa, they're probably kissing for Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>look at his heart you can see it
mococo x-ray vision confirmed?

[Anonymous No.]

Dance with her gently...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

cuckquean > cuck

[Anonymous No.]

I hope everyone who responded to my guesses about the story were lying to me.
It would be amazing to be btfo'd.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

DAD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

JESAS

[Anonymous No.]

DAD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

bearded gosling is hot

[Anonymous No.]

DAD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557011
heh

[Anonymous No.]

Man this guy is a fucking BOSS
Bust ass, build your dream home, get drunk for days on end to celebrate, and tell all the richfags to eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

noah became a fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.]

He's literally me right now...

[Anonymous No.]

It's OK when he does it.

[Anonymous No.]

This movie feels like the CliffsNotes version of a much better movie.

[Anonymous No.]

build dream house, fuck bitches
they don't approve

[Anonymous No.]

Noah didn't have vtubers, bros

[Anonymous No.]

>drinking
>whores
>boats
gosling bros... i think he already won

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557148
Same, except the being hot and having a house part.

[Anonymous No.]

bros they arent impressed with our culture's romance movies...

[Anonymous No.]

MOCOCO HATES IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556539
>how are they SO unattached to western culture? Swing music is 'unsettling'?
More like they have 0 attachment to American culture. Bad ass desu.

[Anonymous No.]

I love when they talk shit about western media

[Anonymous No.]

literally me except the relationships were played out in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557179
but his smile...

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ every time they go
>no. no no.
they really dont understand a thing ahhhhhh maybe just stick to JP movies

[Anonymous No.]

they're disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

This is 100% not their romance. There's too much sex with not the main couple, the drama isn't direct enough for them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a broken man.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a full rainbow gosling wall ready to go but fuck it feels toow eird to send it at a time like this

[Anonymous No.]

The Princess Switch was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557245
well he just has to live long enough until FWMC debuts then it'll be all good

[Anonymous No.]

i was right notebooktards they hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557263
better save it for the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
It actually was

[Anonymous No.]

>buys house
>not enough
too real ruffians, too real

[Anonymous No.]

that wedding dress looks kinda shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
this but unironically, I actually fun with that retarded shit but this is just mediocre, the very worst thing a movie can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557179
he wants love, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
I mean, for them yes.
I actually think this movie is alright.
I had more fun with Princess Switch with them though.

[Anonymous No.]

its joever

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
different themes man, far different themes.
i think this is better actually
but princess switch was more "fun" and enjoyable for people like fuwamoco, a lot more straightforward

[Anonymous No.]

DESERVED

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa is totally into it

[Anonymous No.]

cute feet

[Anonymous No.]

DRAWFAGS GET TO WORK

[Anonymous No.]

mocotoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa is getting wet for the incoming drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557442
in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

Lonbros...

[Anonymous No.]

I used the word flamboyant in chat. Do you think they even know what that word means?

[Anonymous No.]

SEX MOCOCO IN THE BATHTUB

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
I think this is the better movie, but princess switch was probably a better pick for watchalongs

[Anonymous No.]

I wish artists watched streams but few do and even fewer are doggy pack...
i need naked barefoot bride princess mococo in the tub

[Anonymous No.]

this movie is kinda blackpilling

[Anonymous No.]

>imagine Mococo playing in the bath
Watchalong redeemed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
This movie is definitely better, but Princess Switch was more fun.

[Anonymous No.]

very important poll
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG8EQQ9n7
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG8EQQ9n7
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG8EQQ9n7

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557302
>Noah is one of the elder ojisans in this thread
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Gosling a cuck in every movie? He even got cucked in Barbie too
Is this why he is memed so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557485
>Isn't that the fancy way of cooking, Raffian? Like yakiniku right?

[Anonymous No.]

sorry i briefly missed what happened when she fainted
why is she nervous as hell and giving him this talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557485
More than four syllables rule, ruffian

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557504
They don't seem to read tweets either, I wanted fan art of Fuwamoco directing traffic and causing accidents

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even hate this guy, this is all the woman's fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557586
She saw gosling on the newspaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557558
where do you think the literally me comes from

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557558
he is literally the designated "tfw no gf" character in every movie

[Anonymous No.]

>why does she say the opposite of everything she should have
I actually almost just said something I would have regretted to Fuwawa there

[Anonymous No.]

No woman will ever be self-reflecting enough to understand that they all do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557274
I can't comprehend how someone could like either

[Anonymous No.]

>Why does she say the opposite of what she means to say
SHE'S A WOMAN FUWAWA
SHE'S A WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.]

Lon is a victim.

[Anonymous No.]

>why did she say the opposite of what she should have said
Fuwawa, she is a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Lon's a pretty good dude

[Anonymous No.]

TROUBLESOME WOMAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557504
im watching but i'm not a footfag so you're out of luck

[Anonymous No.]

>why did she say the opposite thing of what she meant?
gee fuwawa maybe ask mococo why she does that
>>69557657
KEK same

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557504
>i need naked barefoot bride princess mococo in the tub
I have that but it's not as good as it sounds. Because Fuwawa always interrupts.

[Anonymous No.]

ALLIE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557537
I feel like this poll is very differente depending on gender demographics.

[Anonymous No.]

kek mococo was not having it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557558
what do you think the gosling meme means? did you think he was a male role model? lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a stupid woman
true!

[Anonymous No.]

woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

woman drivers...

[Anonymous No.]

DOUBLE NTR LETS GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>fuwamoco too autistic to get attached to lizard brain woman pandering plot

Based, I love my oshis

[Anonymous No.]

woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

>women driving

[Anonymous No.]

...Really?

[Anonymous No.]

#JusticeForLon

[Anonymous No.]

>i'm a stupid woman i shouldn't have cum
the good old days

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm a stupid woman"
>Smashes his fence
Kek she's just like Fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

>Show up
>Taunt the man she ditched
>Break his shit
Wow, what a great woman.

[Anonymous No.]

I see you out there saying women drivers....based

[Anonymous No.]

Women drivers amirite?

[Anonymous No.]

>randomly come
>rambles
>refuse to elaborates
>try to leave
>break your fence

[Anonymous No.]

>STILL can't drive

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a stupid woman
>crashes the car
like poetry

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556177
Don't worry he gets to buy a plantation

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta be more careful I've almost sent women moment / women driving on 3 occasions in YT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557768
It needs cute anime girls for them to allow themselves to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

im getting cucked with this ojisan bros

[Anonymous No.]

>not a suggestion
Wow Fuwawa's voice sounded different when she said that

[Anonymous No.]

>based on your x-rays it looks like you got that dawg in you

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit we're already halfway through this movie? wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557855
I said it because it had to be said

[Anonymous No.]

>>69556472
Women I know love it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557855
>almost

[Anonymous No.]

>just give up, old man
fuck you doc

[Anonymous No.]

dementia is pretty spooky shit

[Anonymous No.]

>american doctor
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69557922
Honestly for how much I talked shit about it, time did pass quickly so I guess I was entertained

[Anonymous No.]

bets on how long it will take them to realize

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, she's playing the same notes as... OHHHH i get it.

[Anonymous No.]

there is a person responsible for those house for old people and he reverted dementia with carnivore diet

[Anonymous No.]

>Take that mr. doctor
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>that THAT, mister doctor

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe women like this movie

[Anonymous No.]

they legit would rather this just be an old people romance story

[Anonymous No.]

They hated the first half
They will LOVE this half
Quote me and shit talk me when I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Friends :)

[Anonymous No.]

if you get surprised by the "twist" at this point, you might be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558062
fuck off esl retard

[Anonymous No.]

WE COULDVE WATCHED DOG MOVIES INSTEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558109
you're not wrong, the drama is ramping up and they love drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558026
I am focused on their reactions instead of the movie though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558102
I can, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558109
I predicted this exact same thing. Cooooould be wrong cause it's not anime, but we'll see kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558131
stay mad sugar seller

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558105
yeah i do not think western movies iwth fuwamoco are a good idea
it needs to be cheap-easy fun
shit like die hard, princess switch, or comedies are the good stuff
should watch the matrix with them or something
they were able to watch god father as well so im sure they just enjoy action

[Anonymous No.]

>I'M WAITING FOR THE ROMANCE RUFFIANS
SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

>you wouldn't dare take advantage of me, i'm a married woman
>not yet
what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

You chose the movie mococo don't ask me

[Anonymous No.]

based i also hate those curls

[Anonymous No.]

>after he crawls across that table the first thing I want him to do to her
is fuwawa playing out rape scenarios in her mind constantly?

[Anonymous No.]

dont worry mogotyan the sex is in 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558109
Mococo doesn't sound very happy

[Anonymous No.]

Will Mococo be reading her notebook to Fuwawa+the Ruffians in daily streams 45 years from now, or will Fuwawa be reading to Mococo?

[Anonymous No.]

>full of what
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S THE ROMANCE RUFFIANS?!

[Anonymous No.]

YEAH, ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558183
Either that or Harry Potter or Sci Fi stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558217
of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558182
MY SUGAR TOO STRONG FOR YOU CARNIVORE GUY

[Anonymous No.]

this movie would be easily solved if they were poly

[Anonymous No.]

If there were no ntr, this movie would be so much better tbhfamalam

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558149
How would they feel about Homeward Bound? I know there's a cat with the two dogs but journey's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's almost like he's thinking about fucking her right then and there
Fuwawa...

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT FUWAWA ACTUALLY FOLLOWED THE PLOT???

[Anonymous No.]

SHE SAID IT SHE SAID THE THING

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558217
Of course, she has to pick the optimal time to ambush Mococo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558026
The pacing has been pretty quick at least.
Sadly there's still an hour left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558183
It's sad cause this has been decent and I wouldn't have hated watching it with a date who wasn't as autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA YOU'RE SO SMART AND GOOD AT FILM ANALYSIS I LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558274
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558268
yes, it was almost leading me to the dementia (now known as diabetes type 3) path
never touching it again

[Anonymous No.]

>CHILDREN!
Fuwawa...

[Anonymous No.]

SHE JUST FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT
JESUS CHRIST FUWAWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558312
well i wouldnt know because they havent discussed any adventure films

[Anonymous No.]

That kid's teeth are ENORMOUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558246
mococo is going blind

[Anonymous No.]

>nice glasses!
i'm so glad i wear glasses bros, fuwawa loves me even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558329
haha.... yeah... im still enjoying it but its really crazy how warped their sense of romance is... its not even like this is anything deep at all.. oh well
>the babyfever they just got seeing kids appear

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558351
MY SUGAR WOULD KILL YOU CARNIVORE GUY. YOU CANNOT HANDLE MY SUGAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558351
>modern knowledge once again perverts the course of natural selection
good news is that since you're posting here you'll probably never reproduce

[Anonymous No.]

SHE DID IT, FUWAWA I KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

i'm crying bros. my grandama couldn't remember me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558246
mococo you picked this movie you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558246
The woman is ruining everything around her by making all the wrong decisions in spite of everyone caring deeply about her, what do you mean where is the romance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558509
me too, both sides. It's horrible horrible horrible.
I live in fear of the day it comes for me. To forget everything. To forget FuwaMoco....

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely feel worse for Lon than I did for Noah getting his "heart broken".

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558509
i wouldn't want to remember you either

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558461
yes it would kill me
>>69558482
uuuhhhh son?

[Anonymous No.]

>Who are you
???????????
d-did fuwawa not fucking realize?????
those are his fucking children???

[Anonymous No.]

this is why its hard to trust women

[Anonymous No.]

>what happened to the romance, haeh?

[Anonymous No.]

THEY HATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

ROMANCE DOKO?!

[Anonymous No.]

The reason she ditched this fag is because he's so un-possessive. He doesn't care enough about her to be concerned with her leaving for days on end right before their wedding. Take notes Ruffians.

[Anonymous No.]

based grampa dedicated to gaslighting a woman until her death

[Anonymous No.]

>I haven't felt happy the entire time

[Anonymous No.]

>"I haven't felt happy the entire time."
Will they like it by the end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558554
Noah lost his friend and his dad, so I definitely feel worse for him.
Lon definitely didn't do anything wrong at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558628
>when romance isn't just roses and daisies and no complicated feelings like in my eroges

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558554
true lon seems like a nice dude, the girl is kind of a bitch for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558558
MY STRONGEST SUGAR WOULD KILL YOU, CARNIVORE GUY.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SUGAR.
YOU BETTER GO TO SOMEONE THAT SELLS WEAKER SUGAR.

[Anonymous No.]

>ducks
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558241
Well they'd both still know each other unless they regress to like infants, no?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck kind of place is this

[Anonymous No.]

women cant forget the beggar penis in movies

[Anonymous No.]

>can't tell ducks from geese
Dropped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558719
Yeah, mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>surrounded by goslings
shouldnt they be used tot his?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69555275
>>i need poorfag penis more than money
>do women really?
Yes, I remember watching an anime adaptation of some kind of Japanese literature where the story is something like the MC is engaged or married to his fiancee or wife and then he runs into his down on his luck friend and invites him over to stay at their house.
The friend in question is swarthy, has unkempt hair, but has a large, fit, and built body from all the construction work and manual labor he's had to do to survive.
When the MC introduces said friend to his SO, you just know she feels some kind of animal attraction to him.
The climax of the story is when the SO invites the friend into the house, but it's not shown what exactly they end up doing inside.
I think in the end the MC does something to get rid of his friend that results in the friend's death, without his SO knowing.
After that they got married and simply grew to old age, and his wife dies, but their relationship was sort of loveless and never the same after the friend disappeared, even if she was still a dutiful wife and mother and bore him children.

[Anonymous No.]

I love these two KEK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>geese, then ducks, then geese again
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558716
some kind of duck breeding grounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>fuwamoco are so horny they can't grasp romance, only VN eroge sex
baused Japanese doggos fuck the westerners

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558764
*geeselings

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558719
>Titanic is the story of a woman remembering a random hobo she fucked and throwing away the family fortune of the family she lived with for decades

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558719
So you're saying I have a chance with FuwaMoco, then?

[Anonymous No.]

I knew about the bread thing, but why specifically peas?!

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahaha, so about this movie getting them all ready for the gachikoi supas bros. Yeah that's not happening. This movie is doing NOTHING for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558694
BUT I NEED YOUR STRONGEST SUGAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558819
Because it's funny to see them slurp them up from the water.

[Anonymous No.]

UH OH

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558819
they shlop them out of the water shits fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558784
They're such autistic dumdums.
If I didn't get a range of emotions from them, it would show that I didn't love them. These goobers are cute and I'm all in, especially for Moco-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>meanwhile, Lon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558770
fuck I forgot to mention tanned skin
and this all contrasted with the MC's bookish and clean appearance and average height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558821
they need simple, happy-ending, straightforward peaches and roses romance
they dont want realistic shit because they cant even understand realistic shit since their view of romance is just completely warped by japanese media
it is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

they just want the sex scenes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558770
He was begging to be cucked, let's be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>and then they're gonna "hug"
kek

[Anonymous No.]

i need the name of the person who recommended this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558548
On the bright side, if you're half as autistic as the average anon then you probably won't have as much to worry about. Reading, introspecting and exercising the logical part of your mind constantly are some of the best deterrents against neural degeneration. But also eat your fish and natto.

[Anonymous No.]

most romantic scene incoming
if they don't react they're weird

[Anonymous No.]

yeah they are going to hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558719
So you're saying that Fuwawa is going to marry me instead of the paypigs? Based!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558821
If only it were exactly the same in every single way, except animated...

[Anonymous No.]

dude this movie is the worst i absolutely hate her she doesn't deserve either of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558914
Mococo

[Anonymous No.]

BROS HIS HAPPINESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558807
fuck all this complicated shit life sucks enough as it is I want idealized fiction

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug Mococo if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

I did tear up a bit just then

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558956
SMILE STATUS: PROTECTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558875
WOMEN, HOEH?

[Anonymous No.]

INCOMING SEX BROS HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.]

suddenly drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558903
Do you know it too? Because I can't fucking remember the title.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558956
The happiness of cucking another man

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558914
The list...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558770
>guy graciously helps a friend during his hour of need
>the friend fucks his wife
>gets merked
As it should be, seems like the friend was a goddamn snake.

[Anonymous No.]

CLIP THIS CLIP THIS SEX SEX SEX FUWAWA SEX RAPE SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558891
Shit like this unironically does more to confirm that they have 0 experience with romance than anything they could ever say or imply.
Holy shit every single woman I've ever talked to who's watched this shit has adored this shit kek

[Anonymous No.]

KABEDON SEX WITH MOCOCOE

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA HORNY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

ITS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

KABEDON BROS

[Anonymous No.]

WAS THAT A

[Anonymous No.]

UMM UH OOOOH UMM WHAT ABOUT
OH MY GOSH

[Anonymous No.]

THE WALL
THE WALL

[Anonymous No.]

I SAW NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.]

I love it. Them getting retarded and autistic is great and puts a big old smile on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY HATE NTR

[Anonymous No.]

>those back dimples
Jesus fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

kino reactions

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOSH

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559094
I fucking love this shit lol

[Anonymous No.]

Close your eyes wuffians

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558914
An SEO'd AI generated article Mococo found on askjeeves

[Anonymous No.]

What a whore...

[Anonymous No.]

AT LEAST TAKE THE RING OFF

[Anonymous No.]

AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PERO SAVE ME
THEY ARE DOING BAD THINGS ON THE TELLY
PEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHERE ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559130
yeah jesus... I bet mococo has back dimples.

[Anonymous No.]

HAND HOLDING SEX HAND HOLDING SEX HAND HOLDING SEX

[Anonymous No.]

Bros Allie is kinda a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

the'yre gonna do a lot more than hold hands...

[Anonymous No.]

>but she has earing on so its ok
fuwawa based

[Anonymous No.]

Fuwawa's commentary adds so much to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>NOT THE HOSIERY!

[Anonymous No.]

im laughing so fucking hard rn at their reaction

[Anonymous No.]

OH MY GOSH RUFFIANS

[Anonymous No.]

me and mococo

[Anonymous No.]

He's definitely going to feel her ring.

[Anonymous No.]

Allie wants to feel the ring

[Anonymous No.]

the fact that they have like, no reaction or "feels bad" for the guy who is getting cucked and that this is literally cheating is wild
they're more concerned about just the shock of the sex
lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wait didn't she toss the ring into the river/lake?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fuwamoco not into NTR

baused I kneel, too bad they account for some very tiny portion of women

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559272
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Ryanbros, why do we finish so quickly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559268
IMMEDIATELY BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what normie women think is romantic

[Anonymous No.]

FUWAWA
YOU FORCED US INTO YAYOI
WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559268
they cried multiple times that
>SHE'S MARRIED SHE'S MARRIED THO

[Anonymous No.]

they hate it...
gosling rainbow cancelled

[Anonymous No.]

Actually a pretty cute and well-framed scene, true cinema

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559324
>>69559343

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I YIELD

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm watching the censored version of this movie, my stream's at the same time and apparently the sex scene is still happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558914
Mama puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>ear licking ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>Lon: Oh boy, I hope my wife comes back with a bunch of paintings

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559319
PG-13 is limiting you guys. I believe in your virility bros!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like it
SAVE ME HALLMARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559367
shut up dweeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559331
Because it's about a woman making selfish decisions, ruining everything, and ignoring others who want the best for her.

[Anonymous No.]

they know me too well...

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT HE WANTS PANCAKES

[Anonymous No.]

PANCAKES

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559319
That's the average, anon. Only ojisan sex gods like me who have the fat ugly bastard gene can go for hours and hours with no refractory.

[Anonymous No.]

PANCAKES
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

OH SHIT TRIPLE KEKING

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559367
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

The reverse cuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559068
That's the thing
It's left ambiguous if something actually happened or if the wife just invited the friend inside because he had a wound or something on his body.
Anyway, if something did happen, the friend didn't act like it during the events after.

[Anonymous No.]

>2 people got cucked
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

KEK.

[Anonymous No.]

>both are cheating whores
>considered to be a great romance movie
No wonder women love this trash.

[Anonymous No.]

what he really wants is marshmallow mania...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559367
So far the direction has made so pretty cool choices.

[Anonymous No.]

do women really?

[Anonymous No.]

Martha and Lon didn't deserve this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559501
Thanks for that one Ruffian, that got me pretty good.
NOW TYPE IT IN CHAT

[Anonymous No.]

martha bros, is she into this?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this what women find romantic?
Just pure cuckoldry?

[Anonymous No.]

I'M GOING TO GO MENHERA I NEVER GET READ ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559001
self-inserted myself as Gosling and Fuwawa as The Woman. I had sex with Fuwawa!

[Anonymous No.]

>literally everyone getting cucked except allie
Jesus this movie is something else kek

[Anonymous No.]

kek they're STILL asking where the romance is

holy fuck they hate this movie

[Anonymous No.]

alriiiiight two girls at the same time haeh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559475
When a person cheats, two people get cucked.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY HATE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559475
i dont think martha and ryan were in any romantic relationship unless i missed something
they were just two lonely broken people using each other for sex and telling each other about their past trauma

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no ruffians I’m not feeling so good

[Anonymous No.]

I hope this doesn't ruin their mood for the previous Valentine's SCs... I was waiting for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559596
So that's why women like it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559475
More like everyone is getting cucked, just taking turns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559578
Cheating is justified for them if it's for "true love" or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

i feel bad for those who got cucked bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559603
But the DRAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559578
It's more about having a schlub attracted to you who has no passion and ditching him for the guy who encouraged your artistic merit and interests and fucked you good.
I'm not saying women are smart, just that there is a pretty common theme for what they like.

[Anonymous No.]

when does the romance start raffian, haeh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559620
She clearly felt something my man, just look at her

[Anonymous No.]

Mococo was the one who picked the movie

[Anonymous No.]

Allie is really ruining everyone's lives

[Anonymous No.]

when are Lon and Noah going to fight like the last duel

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559728
Only because it was on some top 10 romance list. She didn't know shit about it. Fuwawa will tease her more about wasting their time later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559620
Martha clearly loved him and was very open with him about that, so it was definitely cuckoldry.

[Anonymous No.]

>fuwawa cant read cursive
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559708
It's been going the whole time. Lovers who were forced apart reconnecting further down the road in life. Rekindling romance and passion that was obviously not there for either of them prior to coming back together,

[Anonymous No.]

PAINTING

[Anonymous No.]

fuzzy romance with mococo!

[Anonymous No.]

>"I can't read it"
>mococo instantly reads it
I LOVE MY PINK GENIUS PRINCESS WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559728
mococo picked a shitty movie, get some damn taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559728
Her choice will be vindicated

[Anonymous No.]

clearly Lon x Martha is the true OTP

[Anonymous No.]

Ok it's pretty romantic that he had this studio prepared for years, just for her.

[Anonymous No.]

sexy back

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559728
she saw it was a highly recommended romance movie, but she only likes fluffy hallmark slop.

[Anonymous No.]

gorgeous scene damn that lighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559809
the hallmark movie expert

[Anonymous No.]

>she should put on some clothing
Inshallah based Mococo

[Anonymous No.]

Lonbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559728
She wanted something that would make her feel all fuzzy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559728
How terrible, now we'll have to watch another hallmark movie.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting caught cheating by your mom is worse than being caught by your husband
Thoughts ruffians? Do you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

I think Mococo should've just let us watch more of her Netflix movies.

[Anonymous No.]

yes you are a whore woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559935
I love their reactions. This is great. I like the movie too on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

well she is a tramp though

[Anonymous No.]

>now im a tramp
well, yeah, definitely

[Anonymous No.]

>"so now I'm a tramp"
Well, yeah, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>so now i'm a tramp
YES

[Anonymous No.]

Oh so her whorishness is generational

[Anonymous No.]

This movie isn't as good as I remember it being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559931
Unironically probably. Especially if your mom has a good opinion of you. In this movie, that is NOT the case

[Anonymous No.]

was it incest all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559987
>Now
I mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>her mother was also a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>Mom is whore
>Daughter is a whore
Wowee.

[Anonymous No.]

mom was also a bit of a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>you don't get it daughter, I was once a slut too

[Anonymous No.]

runs in the family

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559931
For Americans, absolutely. A lot of men will be willing to look the other way at least the first time but it's not unusual at all for parents here to disown their kids over shit like this.

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ARE ALL SLUTS

[Anonymous No.]

all women are whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559931
I think so.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck is this lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another parents are projecting their regrets onto their children movie
when will we escape the generational trauma trope

[Anonymous No.]

kinda cruel to that dude to just pull up next to him and reminisce outside of earshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560058
Age and bitterness have gotten to you.

[Anonymous No.]

ok women liking this movie is crazy. All the women in this movie are whores and bad people

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560058
Yeah... I remember unironically crying by the end. Now I feel too frustrated to care about either of these two.

[Anonymous No.]

>whores like movies about whores
>FWMC doesn't like his movie
FWMC are NOT whores

[Anonymous No.]

Bros wtf women literally can't stop thinking about hobo dick.

[Anonymous No.]

This movie is about settling and not settling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69559935
Or you know we could just watch fucking anime movies or other Japanese films. I feel like a crazy person with everyone here suggesting this western slop when the people we are watching are giga weaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

Woman love this shit?

[Anonymous No.]

this is the stupidest shit I have ever seen in my life
I was promised horny sex filled fuwamoco after the movie for my gosling post but now I don't even know if I can send it...

[Anonymous No.]

wait.... if everyone was cucked and everyone's a whore then isnt this a movie for Fuwawa? the only thing missing was someone getting their head chopped off

[Anonymous No.]

THEY ALL WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

This is white people love

[Anonymous No.]

so uh
what's the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560189
Martha and Lon are both good people... but of course, they're both actual cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>they should work on their mom-father relationship
>mother actually is honest and cries to ehr daughter for the first time
>i dont think thats it ruffians!
hoooooooooly fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560192

[Anonymous No.]

I am glad they don't like western shit because holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

Now Fuwawa picks the next movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560189
You gotta look at it from the perspective of the woman, which is her having her options available to her at every point in life. The happiness of everyone else be damned.

[Anonymous No.]

At this point I'm just waiting for the SC reading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560223
Hopefully they learn from this, I'd much rather watch weeb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560263
You forgot the most critical element of all. Not one person in this film is Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560263
>the only thing missing was someone getting their head chopped off
We still have 30 minutes left, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560223
They WILL watch Streets of Fire and you WILL like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560223
i was actually thinking about this earlier but I prefer a balance of the two. It's cool to be shown things i dont know about by fwmc, but its also interesting to see them experience things i do know about for the first time.
If it's just them putting on stuff they know most of us have seen and that they've also seen that's kind of boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>We get to choose the NEXT movie, okay ruffians?!
>But you chose this one...
>We're going to watch a nice wholesome anime, like School Days! Gawt it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560183
this movie is pretty fucking bitter too
its just constantly romanticizing the feeling of despair of not having exactly what you want when you want it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560189
>All the women in this movie are whores and bad people
What did Martha do? She simply fell in love with Noah after her husband died.

[Anonymous No.]

someone suggest blade runner 2049

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560223
I'm quite enjoying both the movie and their reactions though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560400
At least School Days was entertaining and had a cathartic ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560429
need to watch blade runner first, drive would be a better choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>like a duel?
Holy baused Fuwawa

[Anonymous No.]

*chair clatters*

[Anonymous No.]

Only 27 minutes and not a single tear was shed from either of them.

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT FUCK THIS BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>"cheating bitch" in YT chat
BAUSED

[Anonymous No.]

this is why the only romance movie that should be watched is Your Name

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, now I'm pissed at her. If she just ditched him and fucking stayed with Noah, it would have been cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560223
>western slop
But they love some western slop, anon. They just clearly don't like cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>gosling putting the whore on blast
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560303
>mom also fell for a poorbro who would not have been fit for her because her grandparents set up her future
>still runs away witht he poorbro
>eventually gives in and accepts her arranged marraige to her current husband
>she loves current husband but still does have feelings for that poorbro after all these years
>tells her daughter this in a way to basically say, she's been through the same shit she has and wants her to make the right choice for herself

either she chooses her heart (ryan) or she chooses logic (lon)
she loves both, for sure, but theres no doubt she loves ryan more

[Anonymous No.]

WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Allie is really kind of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

TELL HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560541
Well too bad we know how this ends

[Anonymous No.]

I've never met a woman named Allie who wasn't a fucking bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit mococo loves gosling
holy fuck mococo hates gosling

[Anonymous No.]

there's so many actually good or at least interesting western romance movies
it's a shame they happened to pick a kinda lame one

[Anonymous No.]

kino

[Anonymous No.]

oh it's the meme

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't romance. It's just toxicity and ONLY toxicity. The only good character was the Dad and he died. What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.]

'Her' watchalong when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560509
To be fair, I was basing my thoughts on my memories. Never rewatch stuff you watched as a teenager, ruffians...

[Anonymous No.]

>holy fuck Mococo really thinks romance is just telling your partner you love them everyday and getting along perfectly with no problems ever coming up.
I need her

[Anonymous No.]

>what do you WANT
Holy based Noah

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560595
>ie
>not y
safe

[Anonymous No.]

this WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

goslingbros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560606
I hate it for this woman, but it also was a pretty good point that you have to make a fucking choice and stick with it. Women fucking HATE it doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560595
i've never met a woman named allie

[Anonymous No.]

woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

fucking women drivers

[Anonymous No.]

damn almost isekai'd

[Anonymous No.]

>Martha
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!
No seriously, who's Martha?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560595
Anon I...

[Anonymous No.]

I mean this is stupid but it's not any dumber than Kanon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560595
KEKAROOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560689
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE HECK RAFFIANS?!

[Anonymous No.]

WOW THE EMOTION IN THIS ADR

[Anonymous No.]

kek this entire movie is just a two hour long woman moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560759
the war widow that slept with goslingbros...

[Anonymous No.]

Now this here is good writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560790
Yep. That's why women love it.

[Anonymous No.]

They still don’t know how they end up…
Bros…

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560684
>holy fuck Mococo really thinks romance is just telling your partner you love them everyday and getting along perfectly with no problems ever coming up.
Jesus this hag literally thinks romance is an anime/romcom...

[Anonymous No.]

>365 letters
>one of those is most likely a "fuck you hoe" letter

[Anonymous No.]

everything wrong is love is women's faults
is this the lesson I'm supposed to learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>allie is just a hormonal retard woman

[Anonymous No.]

They're never going to watch another gosling movie ever again....

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560790
>women like to emotionally manipulate and hurt people like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560678
romance involves toxicity , this is just showing the ugly side of romance
there was a very clear depiction of love and romance that has been happening but this is a story of fairly broken people with communication problems, decision problems, and flaws
sorry its not your cp of tea, nor is it fuwamocos cup of tea and honestly id rather watch asomething else even though i personally really enjoy this

[Anonymous No.]

I think that's why I like girls like Fuwawa and Mococo and Kiara Their drive for their passion is obvious, they make choices and stick to them, they work hard.
Fuck Allie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560837
kinda, but the problems in this movie are foundational issues to the relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560922
Holy based king

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560838
>i've written over 200 leters and you never respond
>well fuck you too i don't need a worthless woman like you

>i'm really sorry about that last letter
>i really do love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560678
>The only good character was the Dad and he died
Marthabros...
Lonbros....

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FUWAWA HAEH????

[Anonymous No.]

THEY LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>actual romance an 1 hour and fucking 40 minutes in with 20 minutes remaining
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560970
Why are you posting my youtube comments here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560837
I love this image so much, for me it’s better than marshmallow mania

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560970
>>69560838
>one of them was just a detailed portrait of his cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560970
Sounds like a menhera SCs. kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560970
>*yellowed cumstain on paper*

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560805
>first 80% of the movie is garbage to make the impact of this moment even harder
True kino

[Anonymous No.]

i love mococo so much

[Anonymous No.]

>it's not even a special day, huh
>it's just special because it's another day
Mococo has a way with words

[Anonymous No.]

>VN candlelit dinner finally makes them like the movie

[Anonymous No.]

punished Lon..... please leave this whore....

[Anonymous No.]

>>69560922
baused as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

LON DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS

[Anonymous No.]

Lon bros...

[Anonymous No.]

it's so hard to not hate women

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that the cuck is Cyclops. Dude can't catch a break.

[Anonymous No.]

if you relate to Lon, you might be a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>69561109
You know how women hate pushovers? Lon is a pushover. He has no fucking spine, he fights for nothing, and he doesn't invest himself in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

Lon and Martha should get back together

[Anonymous No.]

Lon should get with Martha.

[Anonymous No.]

i think Lon should be the gosling

[Anonymous No.]

lon is innocent, he's a pure maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>shoot him
Why? You always kill the cheating whore not the man.

[Anonymous No.]

lol I thought she was dementiaing out there

[Anonymous No.]

The movie would have been better if they build up lon and allie relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69561148
Teddy...

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT HAEH? HUH?
Happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

lol this nigga so confused

[Anonymous No.]

she held on to the suitcases the entire time he came down from the top floor until he opened the door?

[Anonymous No.]

dont have sex with poor people, you'll catch neuro-degenerative diseases

[Anonymous No.]

IDC IF FUWAMOCO AND EVERY RUFFIAN HATES THIS MOVIE IT'S KINO FUCK ALL OF YOU

[Anonymous No.]

fuck im tearing up

[Anonymous No.]

>>69561148
Scott...

[Anonymous No.]

Hag sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69561177
if the guy knew she was married he also gets a bullet. if he didn't then he just gets an ass kicking.

[Anonymous No.]

TRUE KINO

[Anonymous No.]

Is it time for tears?

[Anonymous No.]

why is alzheimers still a thing if the cure is so simple

[Anonymous No.]

Well shit, they're gonna love this movie now.

[Anonymous No.]

>i like them!!
mococo... they are.... the same characters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69558770
FUCK I FOUND IT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kokoro
If anyone wants to watch the animated adaptation it's part of Aoi Bungaku, episodes 7-8

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bros I cried a little

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>>69561274
i this anon the rare fem ruffian?

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wow is this the first movie they understood the plot?

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>turn old
>fuwamoco immediately like it
lol

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>>69561316
but they look completely different

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Fuck, we should watch Ef: A Tale Of Memories

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This just makes me sad because dementia is fucking awful and horrifying

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>>69561311
needs to sell those pills

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>>69561274
I can save you

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time for the final sex scene. let's go!

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oh, that's why the little kid never said his name

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Yep this is the part that redeems it. Because can you really bring yourself to curse an old person to rot of dementia despite seeing how retarded they were as a 20 year old?

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>>69561333
pathetic

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I'm an emotional guy and I didn't cry at all, this was a fucking comedy KEK

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They're getting emotional now...

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>>69561254
gotta work those traps

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Well shit, even these women have been captured by this movie.

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>>69561316
To be fair, they seem like different characters when they're old kek
You can easily forget all the terrible shit and just think of it like an old couple dealing with alzheimers.

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>>69561274
It's great, didn't make me cry though yet

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THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS
DO WOMEN OTHER THAN FWMC APPARENTLY REALLY?

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>>69561411
Yeap, they are conflicted at this part. Mococo was saying "I like them though..." kek.

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I'm going to be disappointed if they cry, they've been doing a decent job seeing through this shit.

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imgonna cry i hate dementia i hate dementia i hate demetnia i hate demetnia i ahte dementia

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Oh god...

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DEMENTIA HATE

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I just felt angry and now sad, this is not a romance movie!

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Ok this is kinda tough to watch

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this is sad as fuck jesus christ

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Fuck me this part is too real

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>someone help me
>NO NO
>NO NOT THE NIGGERS
>GET THEM AWAY

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>>69561517
same

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>>69561411
Yeah it's definitely the best part of the movie.

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damn this would be kino if the parts leading up to this were actually good

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why did they say sundowner?

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Eh, this movie is okay. Kinda cheesy plot desu.
Also isn't this way too similar to that Adam Sandler movie?

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God that felt bad

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My grandpa had dementia and my grandma would visit him every day. He remembered her name till the day he died, but not her face. One time he heard someone say her name and give a woman a kiss and thought the guy was kissing his wife so he decked him and knocked him to the floor.
Figured someone would get a kick out of that story even if it's a bit of a blog post.

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I'm going to kill myself if I ever develop dementia

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He's dying, isn't he?

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OK I felt my sinuses clear and maybe one tear readying itself behind my eyes at the end there.

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>Read this to me and I'll come back to you
Kino...

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>>69561591
this made me laugh in the middle of my crying but now im crying more fuck me

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>>69561601
We're all dying, Ruffian...

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kino

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>>69561567
Yeah, absolutely. If the movie were only about them as old people with none of the actual flashbacks, it would be a 10/10.

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>>69561591
>but would you remember that you wanted to kill yourself?

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Kek

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unironically, read the book then straight to coupled euthanasia.

you're welcome retards

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>>69561578
>Also isn't this way too similar to that Adam Sandler movie?
that was at least better
also she forgets everyday so everyday is their first date

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>>69559578
yes

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>>69561590
Kek

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WHAT THE FUCK

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>>69561601
they mentioned 2 heartattacks earlier

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Fuwawa is in shambles

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This is why cardio is important, ruffians

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Reminder dementia can be put in remission with carnivore diet and in some cases can be reversed.
Regardless enjoy every time of your life, Rafferans!

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>>69561601
He not busy being born is busy dying

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Can we pick the movie next time, FuwaMoco, jesus fuck.

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>>69561643
that's the joke anon

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>>69561590
And that guy got a punch out of that story!
Thanks for sharing, pretty good

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>>69561591
I am genetically predisposed for it so I am sure I am going to do it too

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>>69561356
Hayama Mizuki best girl (from Melodies)

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>>69561679
Baused

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we should just start killing people at like 50. Nobody should go through this shit

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OK well the rest of the movie sucked ass but this is just emotional blackmail.

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WE GOT A RUNNER
GRAB HIM

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>>69561679

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>>69561750
This is the part of the movie that actually stuck with me kek

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>>69561748
Uh... can we raise that by a decade, please? I'm 47.

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TIME FOR YOBAI OLD MAN

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NURSE LOVE

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god i love fuwawa evil laughs

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>I think it's time to do something foolish
this temptress

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>Checks the cup
>It's full
Yeah that was a very good scene

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>sneaking into a womans room at night
damn horndog

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>>69561590
cool guy to the end

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some kabedon should jog her memory

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idk i liked the rest of the movie a lot
shit was real
this shit was even more real

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>chat: YOBAI

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>>69561808
oji-san...

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>>69561798
I mean if you have dementia already wouldn't it be worth a try

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this is fuwawa's yobai dreams holy shit is she excited KEK

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>>69561679
just eat some vegetables nigga like damn cut the doughnuts and youll be fine fatass

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>yobai
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>she's sleeping!
>she can hear you..!
>hah! don't be scared...

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look at fuwawa's smile

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KINOOOOOOOOOO

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>>69561798
>>69561903
you better watch the video where this thumbnail comes from

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>>69561890
it was real, but infuriating.

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>>69561911
her saying
>don't be scared
is fucking crazy holy shit kek
remember the yobai rules!

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that was the happiest Fuwawa was all movie when he entered that room

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>>69561911
this woman KEK

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finally, the yobai scene

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so the romance is just 10 minutes got it

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>>69561962
Life is frustrating, but it makes the great moments all the better.

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Ok movie, go fuck yourself I'm not going to let you make me cry after an hour and a half of nonsense STOP

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>>69561960
IS THAT!?