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69497743 No.69497743[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>you accidentally got mococo pregnant

how do you convince her to get an abortion

>> No.69497848

>>69497743
i dont, we`ll have the puppers

>> No.69498043

Only faggots would do that. I would impregnated Fuwawa too to balance it out.

>> No.69498153
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69498153

>>69497743
You're right, this is a great injustice so I'd better make fuwawa pregnant too!

>> No.69498179

I'll tell Fuwawa if you don't

>> No.69498270

>>69498153
FUCK OFF FUWAWA
MOCOCO IS MINE

>> No.69498386

why are all the hololive dogs so fuckable

>> No.69498584

>>69497743
I don't get it, was I using her shorts as a protection?

>> No.69499092

>>69497743

>"accidentally"
Bold of you to presume.

>> No.69499209

>>69498584
Just unzip her shorts and fuck her through the zipper

>> No.69499482

>>69497743
>accidentally

>> No.69499569

>>69497743
Northern pass. Completely legal there. No real danger there.

>> No.69499883
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69499883

Ol' Faithful

>> No.69501674

>>69497743

>> No.69501734

>>69497743
>accidentally
>abortion
Nigga you gay as hell

>> No.69501891

>>69497743
How common is it for condoms from reputable brands to break? I've yet to experience such an incident, but then again, I've got a small asian dick.

>> No.69502115

>>69501891
Mococo is just unusually tight

>> No.69502381

>>69501891
Very rare and even then it's usually user error or deliberate sabotage.
That's to say, it's more likely for Mococo to have pricked it beforehand than for it to have actually malfunctioned.

>> No.69502691

>>69497743
nothing a gentle push down the stairs couldn't fix

>> No.69502760

>>69502115
The most likely cause. Or she's an extra hard clencher.

>> No.69502799

>>69501891
Exceptionally rare. This isn't scuzzy cheap chinese crap. Contraceptives are medical equipment and there have been very, very expensive lawsuits for their failure.
They basically only ever fail due to misuse or intentional sabotage.

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69502876

>>69502799
>>69502381
How would you define user error/misuse though? Like, if you don't pinch out the bubble of air at the tip after putting it on?

>> No.69503017

>>69502876
Follow the storage instructions
Follow the instructions on the packaging
Don't do something stupid like blow it up like a balloon or play with it
Don't double-layer.

For the most part you'll only hear about condoms failing when some shithead teenager did something stupid, or when a girl sabotaged it to entrap her boyfriend.

>> No.69503160

>>69502876
>put condom inside wallet
>leaves it there taking friction for weeks, if not months because you don't fuck all that often
>breaks during sex
This is more common than you imagine.

>> No.69503548
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69503548

>>69497743
>it's my baeby

>> No.69503654

>>69497743
Fuwawa will be angry if you breed first

>> No.69503673
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69503673

>>69502876
sex with iroha after sweaty dance practice

>> No.69503794

>>69501891
Fuwawa secretly pokes a hole in all of the condoms used for Mococo

>> No.69503821

>>69497743
I don't, we raise our cute dog girl together.

>> No.69503855

>>69503794
Seems like a strange way to bully her

>> No.69503877

>>69497743
I don't.

>> No.69504514
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69504514

>abortion

>> No.69504561

>>69497743
I dont? I raise my puppies with my cute wife

>> No.69504710

>>69497743
>accidentally
>Mococo doesn't know that Fuwawa is secretly giving me male fertility pills

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69505770

>>69497743

>> No.69505853

>>69505770
God I wish there was more of this

>> No.69505991

>>69497743
Me and mococo are going to have 20 children

>> No.69506121

>>69497743
I'll take care of the puppies and I will love my dog wife

>> No.69506839

>>69505770
>cursed flat Fuwawa

>> No.69507024

>>69501891
Worst I had was it slipping off as I pulled out. Luckily plan B exists.

>> No.69507337

>>69502381
Fuwawa pricked it, as a joke.

>> No.69507819

>>69497743
The least gay OP on this board

>> No.69508097

>>69507819
If that massive faggot is "the least gay" i can't imagine what is the top dog.

>> No.69508431

>>69508097
That's the joke

>> No.69508491

>>69501891
The only time I had an issue is when I was dumb and inexperienced and bought ones that were too small for me because I didn't know better. Never made that mistake again.

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