/ope/ - Nerissa Ravencroft General

[Anonymous No.]

For the 254th time, what is Ope?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_-taYLRfY
Also ENTER the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent.

>New Jewelbird cover of VIVINOS - OTOMEROID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aiuzVI35BQ

>Streams
Next stream: lunch zatsudan (Mon 02/19 11AM CT)
Previous collab stream (telephone game collab with Bae, Miko, Hajime, Kaela and Kobo with on Bae's channel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_q-OWjlt0I
Last stream on own channel (Poppy Playtime, Chapter 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fi1_gTTqwU

>Songs
Cover of Nakashima Mika - Yuki no Hana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWsptIhKkM
Cover of SOS (Fuyuko Mayuzumi's Image Song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwwK82MIxIY
Archive of the struck down Moka - Lilium cover
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=-GUdYPelG8c
Unarchived pre-Valentine's karaoke (Feb 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/Yn8kQApb#C6ofo8Ax1lsWwwHkYVdM0g
Songs & Karaokes rentry
https://rentry.org/karaokes_songs_v01
Cover playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSJG6WXf5JvFn2FWv_B5HP7DklUtdeZiM

>Useful Links
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRavencroft
Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
Art tags: #RavenCrafts on Twitter (Lewds: #depravencrafts on Twitter); RavenCrafts, Nerissa Ravencroft or ネリッサ・レイヴンクロフト on pixiv
Merch: https://rentry.org/nerissa_ravencroft_merch01
Previous thread: >>69385336
A word of advice: as per >>1, be smart and don't reply or engage in off-topic or blatant bad faith arguments. To keep peace, hide and report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69477765
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1759325247923216656
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa's naughty voice on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa butt

[Anonymous No.]

I love Rissa more than the JPbros.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my confused and perfect diva wife Nerissa Ravencroft

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>>69477797
On break with menhera image, she hates me in particular

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>>69477704

Its the giggles Jailbirds, the nerdy cute giggles with the femme fatale voice are the great unifier for us all. The nihonbros have perceived the resonance.

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>>69477797
Rissa cute

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Moment of truth, you can do it Rissa.

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>>69477765
Maybe it's because it's a smaller split, but I'm surprised these aren't getting deleted before the last one officially dies. That's been happening with a lot of the non /#/ or hlgg splits lately.

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It's happening

[Anonymous No.]

Well, she tried.

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>>69478250(me)
And it looks like she even did it.

[Anonymous No.]

Her confusion makes me love her all the more

[Anonymous No.]

malay superior to nihongo???

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WE ARE THE WORLD

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>>69478381
Kaela is just built different.

[Anonymous No.]

There's no way she can do this....

[Anonymous No.]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

It's so over...

[Anonymous No.]

It’s so over.

[Anonymous No.]

It's so fucking over...

[Anonymous No.]

Hajime...

[Anonymous No.]

Hajimen't

[Anonymous No.]

Certain death

[Anonymous No.]

Super fast Aussie with a longer sentence is suicide on that baby tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Rissa is going on a 3 day spa retreat to get her pussy eaten by Thai immigrant masseuses

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>>69478806
AKA me.

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>>69478806
That whatever at the end? me

[Anonymous No.]

>>69478806
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

Bae Hate

[Anonymous No.]

This one is so hard, Kaela is being forced to explain things in indonesian.

[Anonymous No.]

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft in front of the class (she's used to getting A's but right now she's getting the D)

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela actually got the general meeting, she's so based

[Anonymous No.]

It was way too long. They're suffering

[Anonymous No.]

How tf did Kaela deduced the brekkie thingie... She really is built different.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela is too good wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479358
I think Kobo remembered brekkie is slang after Kaela deduced breakfast from "brekken"

[Anonymous No.]

She's a natural born comedian

[Anonymous No.]

How did Kaela reverse engineer this...
Sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479526
She reverse engineered it with a retarded Japanese filter in-between, she's on another level

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479509
Yeah, she something along the lines of brittish ghetto lingo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479526
Her effort is all about to be in vain when they get to Miko

[Anonymous No.]

Im new to nerissa and she is cute, I like your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Kobo and Migo will butcher it somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479697
Glad to have you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479697
Thank you, [your oshi]tomo

[Anonymous No.]

>>69479697
Glad you are enjoying her, anon. She's really a cute girl. And a sexy onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

Kobo roleplaying a nigger

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>>69479697
Nice to see you enjoy her, I hope you have fun. Just remember, she's married to me

[Anonymous No.]

Yea it's Nerisover...
She doesn't have Kaela's deciphering skills

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>>69479918
I wrote this btw.

[Anonymous No.]

G'day mate, have a nice break yeah!!

[Anonymous No.]

ITS OVER!
Godspeed Rissa. Even Bae is having mercy, jesas.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit she actually got brekkie out of that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is killing me, I'm trying to make dinner but this is just too fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69480100
>1631
yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

This is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

Mai gawd. Miko is a treasure and Kobo is about to blow a gasket.

Rissa's "Eh's" and giggles are too cute and will live on past the no-pan jokes now.

[Anonymous No.]

these streams are always so fun.

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>>69480576

[Anonymous No.]

I need NeriMiko sex fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

Indonesian girls built different honestly

[Anonymous No.]

Zudon!

[Anonymous No.]

This is kino
Bae love

[Anonymous No.]

Australian should be deported from Earth for the sake of humanity

[Anonymous No.]

Jdon in my soul

[Anonymous No.]

I learned zudon

[Anonymous No.]

GOD HAS HEARD
MY SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

From global

[Anonymous No.]

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

[Anonymous No.]

These indo girls are playing bae like a fiddle

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481321
Our meme now.

[Anonymous No.]

Kobo too blunt and then went straight to baby. Bae can't handle it.

Zudon my soul is now gonna be on repeat, get ready everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

One of the best streams this year so far, overall not just her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481561
That's very zudon of you, my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481561
>>69481590
It's "Jadon".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jadon

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481578
Yea my face hurts from smiling.

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>>69481709
That's very jadon of you, my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

STREAM OTOMEROID.

[Anonymous No.]

Does rissa's manager hold a gun to her head every stream now to have her shill the new cover?

[Anonymous No.]

Culver's collab when!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1759436669223084244

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481858
No she just wants the cover with her good friend to do better than it has already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481943
nerissa needs to do more ID collabs

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69481858
DO IT
TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO STREAM IT TOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482021
Kaerissa is underrated, I think with a bit of time they could be pretty cute and do some cool things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482126
This is where the disinterest in gaming hurts her though.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched Fubuki do a solo Lethal Company stream today even though the game is only in English.
I think a 2 JP 2 EN LC collab could be fun. Set it up Neri-chan.

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>>69482227
She might actually enjoy playing something like raft with Kaela. But she has played with everyone that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482115
>nerissa: darling, its time for your daily otomeroid streaming
>weary jailbird: yes, hunny...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HASECO777/status/1759438153092657231/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

Well that was a fun time

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/NofuuKee/status/1759438362195460209

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482828

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that tomorrow we have an early stream. Sleep well, jailbirds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482894
Urgh, these early streams will kill me. Even more than her 3 day break. I'll have to VOD it. Enjoy, those who can make it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482894
mfw I'm an Eu bird but I fucked my sleep and wake up at 10 pm (Rissa's stardew streams time)

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482894
>11am
but why tho

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69483121
Because I'm taking her to an Olive Garden date in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69483210
>Rissa goes to town on the unlimited breadsticks
>all the fat goes straight to her ass

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>>69482227
People just really misunderstand things. She doesn't dislike playing games. She was a dyed in the wool Nintendo player. She just grew up with less variety due to being poor so her focus is on a certain type of game, but she tried lots of things before, and got through a few JRPGs. Hell, hear me now and quote me later, I wouldn't be surprised if we got sudden Yakuza playthroughs.

But really, Kaela being into sim-builder types is a boon with her, that is her jam as a Harvest Moon/Animal Crossing player.

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>>69484760
Can't relate, I was and still am too poor to get any console. All I have is my pc and that enabled me to play shit ton of games

[Anonymous No.]

Had Terraria she should have doubled down on getting Kaela to clear that with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69483210
Yeah me, don't forget to bring the Jailbirds a doggie bag back.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her…

[Anonymous No.]

Yahaloo Jailbirds!! How are you doing tonight?
Don't forget to stream otomeroid, let's get it to 100k ^^
https://youtu.be/9aiuzVI35BQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/HASECO777/status/1693950798680797309/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObO7BUThzZs

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1759456291808780300

[Anonymous No.]

>>69486793
Remember to prepare something nice to eat with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69486711
>>69486793
Can you tell your oshi to stop seducing me away from my oshi? Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>69487761
My oshi will seduce you and your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

P

[Anonymous No.]

I'll go back to sleep crying cause Rissa would never know I exist. See ya at breakfast!

[Anonymous No.]

This is the second time I've almost fallen asleep with my phone in hand :c
At least I'm not the only one she's still scrolling X liking posts about the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>69490757
She's staying up late
I'm staying up late
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa collabs with a male by the name of “Little Man” frequently. How hasn’t she been called out on this yet? Wasn’t her channel supposed to be girls only? Frankly, I’m appalled.
To think my oshi, Little Lady, collabed with her before…

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kotodekun/status/1757760261342265597/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

Just finished DS1, Gwyn was a fucking joke. Thanks god I did the DLC bosses beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

It looks like even FWMC are being increasingly pushy in shilling their cover

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[Anonymous No.]

My final bump, goodnight
https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1759486659769286952/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

nvm, my final final bump
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1759503474473976099

[Anonymous No.]

Too sexy she is

[Anonymous No.]

Jailbird, you're not asleep are you?~

[Anonymous No.]

unaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

Sleeping poorly lately but at least I'm getting Rissa dreams now. I'll keep trying to see if it happens more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69496134
It's over

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa…

[Anonymous No.]

>>69496134
Poor girl, she sounds like she'll fall asleep for her spa treatments at this rate. I hope she can get some sleep before brunch. I got like maybe 1-1/2 to maybe two before body said, nope you're up, fuck that. Days of getting up early for work at 4 AM will haunt me forever it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/neko_yama/status/1759549113967014211

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/BlaParky/status/1759456842462433316

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/juntaros3321/status/1759531945233723843

[Anonymous No.]

'I want to jdon my soul with Nerissa.' Am I using the phrase correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69502538
I didn't dream it up, but she said she worked with kids before right? I guess this helped her a bit as it does for chaotic collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69496134
dumb bird

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_sojuice_/status/1759569614239920193

"ganyu sketch" Is this some Genshin character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69504523
yeah her favorite genshin girl

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>>69477765
>はじめはじめましての渾身のボケがスルーされた…
How could this happen /ope/bros ////

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/vlackSR/status/1759282697237615091

[Anonymous No.]

>>69504523
Ooo he may draw her as Raiden Shogun too.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>69503258
She has mentioned that, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69504745
Speaking of favorites, she's played P5 right? I would almost say that Ann would be her literal doppelganger spirit wise, but I have a feeling she would surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep rewatching Bae's silent and not-so-silent laughs in the Zudon collab, had this been a Sekiro stream she'd have died fewer times. I knew Nerissa was the perfect EN for the job.

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>>69507489
It was really good in the making, Nerissa being able to exhibit her adorkableness for the Japanese audience, get more comfortable with interacting with Japanese senpai who want to interact and are just as confused as she is so she doesn't feel like a dunce for not being good at Japanese since everyone is struggling. And opening people up to ID comedic goodness with Holobaby chaos. Now everyone wins and gets more appreciation.
Bae deserves a pat on the back for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69508193
Yeah, Bae deserves sex with Rissa.

[Anonymous No.]

almost there...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she got any sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObO7BUThzZs
Good morning, Jailbirds~ Let's have a nice and cozy chat while we eat something nice~

[Anonymous No.]

>>69510787
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>69510787
Hope you got some nice brekkie from family this morning Rissa. And at least a couple hours of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

...Maybe I'll take a nap after this.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodmorning jailbirds
I'm having breakfast with Advent then going to sleep again...

[Anonymous No.]

I really wonder who thought of this stream idea
It's surely not Nerissa
The dogs have fucked up sleep because of FWMC morning but it could be them
Shiori usually wakes up after 12pm
Biboo? She isn't that melancholic to have a breakfast stream

[Anonymous No.]

They may have the afternoon busy. Who knows, maybe Rissa has to travel a lot to get to her spa trip.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Their sleepy voices is gonna make me jizz my pants
Having KFC for breakfast might not be the best idea....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObO7BUThzZs
IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.]

>>69513766
We don't know. Maybe she wants to get used to getting up later than noon to be more productive?

>>69513505
I like the funniest thing can be said and you can never tell if its an rper or the actual person, because I type like that from lack of sleep. But if it is you, definitely sleep, you'll get nothing productive done just powering through it.

[Anonymous No.]

I was falling asleep while sitting and the BGM starting almost gave me a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514319
I assumed anon was saying he was gonna eat while watching advent then back to bed. If it was Rissa, she would've just posted it on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck yeah sister hating akasupa off the bat

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, some good fucking food

[Anonymous No.]

She's making me hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

God I fucking love her eating sounds, there's no going back for me

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1759615020328235391/photo/1

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514846
Totally would.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck she's hitting 600k in her boring off week

[Anonymous No.]

i knew i should have eaten more pineapple that time

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514846
I need to give her a huggy wuggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514883
the jailbird would not die from this, he's just swinging there

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514928
It's not very difficult to kill birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514954
Then end me please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69514883
TRUST THE PLAN she comes back to celebrate the 600k and should have enough time to prepare
>>69514928
the groin injury...

[Anonymous No.]

Okay she's retarded

[Anonymous No.]

Well, looks like we're only getting Mamarissa for 600k. Or maybe it's a surprise I know this is cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515092

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna get fucked at the party tonight...
By me

[Anonymous No.]

Aradia is taking her to a party...there are boys at the party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515116
yeah I'm still hoping she does a karaoke even a short one, Mamarissa could be there like when Malpha was just there sitting in the corner cheering her on

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515352
There are boys everywhere. She should just never leave her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515352
Aradia is a swinger too... it's over

[Anonymous No.]

it's over

[Anonymous No.]

It's over... she's gonna meet the love of her life me at that party and get in a relationship then she's gonna get pregnant and take a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515352
Aradia probably already has a guy picked out...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515453
Maybe that's why she couldn't sleep? Was busy thinking about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515453
From what she's said, it sounds more like she has a girl picked out for her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515559
They have a couple picked to swing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69482126
So Kaela has basically been shipped with everyone this point. Which pretty much confirms that she's the chad tomgirl that everyone is in love with in an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

yeah, my meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515645
The good old animals like Full Metal Bearchemist.

[Anonymous No.]

what is she talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515989
Bed sheets and mattresses, she's really stressed about her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515989
I hope you made your fabrics reps.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if she's really autistic about textile quality or if I'm just too blase about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516031
she has the most sensitive skin in the northern hemisphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516031
she doesn't like friction against her skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516031
Nah she's autistic, more than the usual autism girls have about these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>69515989
I think I remember this one but she takes fan advice sometimes. She mentioned Helix and Temperpeadic and wanted a new mattress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516031
Both. My stepmom is also very particular about these things, but it does make a difference.

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa and her poorfag mentality.

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa's fabric tangent was during the last memgen right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516256
About clothes? yeah

[Anonymous No.]

The pillow between her legs? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

I got out of work early and she decided to stream early just for me... she loves me!

[Anonymous No.]

It feels like it's been 20 years since she made a nopan/sleeping naked joke

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>>69516070
I will have the thirsty response and tell you stop, I can only get but so erect.

>>69516250
She needs to keep it, otherwise the shopping impluse inside to get bougie taste for expensive Victorian shit will make her actually go broke, even with the Holo Platinum Card.

[Anonymous No.]

I shouldn't have used my sound boosting extension for that... my body shivered

[Anonymous No.]

I think she's crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

i love Nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516577
I sure hope so

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa would roll over me in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516437
The issue with poorfag mentality is there's legitimate things that are worth spending lots of money on for the quality of life increase they give. It's one thing to buy shit you don't need vs things that directly affect your day-to-day life.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should tell her Coco spent 9k on a bed. Two hundred for silk sheets is nothing in comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

I've had the "Can't sleep if my knees touch" autism for 2-3 days when I was down with cold and it ruined my life that week

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516774
honestly I'd spend that much too, maybe more, if I had as much money as coco did. Sleep quality is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516676
Oh I know, but she has bad impulse control, that was what I meant.

Also a cotton daki, Rissa, we don't have the Holobux lel. I'm sweating at the shipping cost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516833
Especially for someone like Nerissa who has trouble sleeping in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69516916
>we don't have the Holobux lel
I'm poor but would get it still.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so glad she likes her sex model

[Anonymous No.]

Huh, just realized she has nearly as many belts as a Nomura character

[Anonymous No.]

she knows how sexy she is and wants us to imagine it... holy sexx...

[Anonymous No.]

>never watch nerissa live since others that stream at her timeslot are my favourites
>check this stream since I have free today
>find it a bit boring but keep listening
>feel a warmth in my head
>cant remember anything she hAs talked about
>somehow she sounds more charming and nice now
The fuck hust happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517049
You've got your brain impregnated by her

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa is our greatest champion, she wants what we want

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517049
literally her lore power of mind controlling people with her voice

[Anonymous No.]

NERISSA HATES QUICK SHOTS

[Anonymous No.]

She won't sleep with you the first date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517152
you joking

[Anonymous No.]

Rissa please stop talking about it, I barley can handle it

[Anonymous No.]

>I woke up early
>5pm
?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517280
does she know how sexy she is? she must know, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm.so proud of my fellow Ichimi.
She's done her Senchou proud. Are all female Ichimi this based? I have never found one who isn't. I feel we would all be best buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517395
she's doing it on purpose

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she defending her opinion about bunny outfits as if it's a political take

[Anonymous No.]

Damnit, I’m the one who asked for the lewd model. Sorry for my sin.

[Anonymous No.]

I remember why I liked her now... She's really one of us

[Anonymous No.]

HIGH SCHOOL RISSA IN A MAID OUTFIT

[Anonymous No.]

did someone come into her room just now? sounded like the door opened and closed.

[Anonymous No.]

So....anyone of you clipwatchers who thinks she isn't bi or faking, there ya go. You also missed when she looks upskirt on figurines.

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa is farming art right now

[Anonymous No.]

This should have been a mem stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517708
Why? We're about to get a bunch of fetish outfits art now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517708
I wonder what she is going to do in the future to make membering worth it content-wise. She has already said she plans on making ASMRs public, so what does membership even offer?

[Anonymous No.]

I need to impregnate this woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>plugsuit
>sundress
100% asuka girl
She craves the "i'm so fucked up" experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517708
Nah this is better because many artists aren't members. Or an artist could see a clip of this and this is definitely getting clipped.

[Anonymous No.]

Aren’t all the Hololive girls lesbians or bi, though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517841
The opportunity to have you finances drained further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517841
The only thing I'm getting out of it now is the heart

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know she had that screen
Already jerked off this morning that was a mistake this isn't doing anything for me now

[Anonymous No.]

There you go fembirds. Sundresses, you can be classy and still rizz the Rizzler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69517899
You won't be able to satisfy Rissa like that. Stand up!

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>>69517841
I think at this point we just have to realize memberships won't be special. Just some extra Rissa and guaranteed hearts (most of the time). The only thing we have that greys don't is asmr (for now) and when she played with her bass

[Anonymous No.]

her ranting is so entertaining

>>69517841
it's an extra stream where she acts pretty much the same as usual so it's fine to me

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck Nerissa

[Anonymous No.]

Okay that was too much

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is happening here

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ woman

[Anonymous No.]

NTR bros we won.

[Anonymous No.]

SHE
NEEDS
TO
BE
BRED

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518230
she craves the kikkericock

[Anonymous No.]

Is she pregnant bros...

[Anonymous No.]

I jsut came here to ask wht the fuck is wrong with your oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69518314
She'd love.

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>>69518314
She wishes she was

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have the streamable of Nerissa saying "plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" and Kiara responding with "NERISSA?"

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>>69518314
yeah, with me

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THIS SHOULD REALLY HAVE BEEN A MEMBER'S STREAM AAAAAAA

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>>69518342
literal baby fever probably from talking with her pregnant sister considering what she said about it "running in their blood" regarding enjoying being pregnant during valentines.

[Anonymous No.]

I know exactly what is wrong with her. Her entire bloodline has had children by her age, her body hates her.

[Anonymous No.]

GroomerRissa....

[Anonymous No.]

Nine months later an orange jailbird was born

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>>69518440 (me)
I was right.

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see i KNEW she was an authentically midwestern weirdo from day 1

[Anonymous No.]

That's pretty cool. She has five kids so she must be doing something right.

[Anonymous No.]

She'll either have my children or turn into a childless hag

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa is ovulating

[Anonymous No.]

Based peter

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe too much, but same.

[Anonymous No.]

It's her most liked SC this stream lol

[Anonymous No.]

Jwu, how is the stream? Gonna catch the vod

[Anonymous No.]

she's blatantly horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519017
Cursed (in a good way)

[Anonymous No.]

your oshi is cute as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>69519017
cursed but extremely funny

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>>69518696
I'm fucking mad that literal otaku Ichimi are halfway across the country, the Northeast is dry af.

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>>69519141
it's all normies and casuals in the northeast you'll have to make do

[Anonymous No.]

She basically got no sleep at all

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SHES SO JEALOUS SHE WANTS TO BE MARRIED AND BRED YEARS AGO .

[Anonymous No.]

This is really depressing to watch. I think she'd genuinely be happier if she got married and had kids instead of vtubing...

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly shopping for women's clothes is bullshit. The thing she mentioned about literal see through fabric being priced hundreds of dollars is almost every women's clothing store. You malebirds have no idea how easy you have it

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>>69519367
she really is jealous of her 5 kid sister

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Weddings are too expensive vs the risk of divorce.

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>100 people is a small wedding
wat

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>500+ is normal for a wedding
that's a small village Nerissa

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>>69519649
It's normal for Indian ones I think

[Anonymous No.]

Wow thanks Rissa
Granted I've only been to family member's weddings as an adult but I've been an attendee every time

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Yeah, I'd say 100 is small. You invite your family, extended family, friends, workplace, church. And those people invite their own friends and family. So weddings can get really big if you let it

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SHE NEEDS TO BE FUCKING MARRIED SO BAD

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I don't even think there are 50 people in my extended family total

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>>69519846
But your wife is gonna invite her friends too.

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She talks about her sister's marriage and babies so often...

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>Both of Nerissa's brothers in law cried
LMAO bitchboys

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>>69519845
well, she should try going outside of her room if she wants that...

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone marries "the love of their life" until they get hit with the 50% divorce rate. I'm glad Rissa still has that optimism though

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>>69519914
Good luck getting someone like Rissa if you don't plan on showing feelings

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Nerissa follows through on the 9 month pregnancy stream series and gives birth to us

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never save your oshi from her cat hag ways

[Anonymous No.]

I love little man, he's my boy.

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>>69518440
She literally said she wanted to steal her youngest nephew. She wants two cats minimum.

>>69519460
She loves them, but when she introduced them she said she was the "golden child". She's always said she wants a gorgeous wedding and romantic relationship. But then again, who doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't she say the last time she went to a wedding she spent the whole time sperging out to her table about BG3

[Anonymous No.]

Breeding my autistic wife to create more autistic children

[Anonymous No.]

The baby fever is going overdrive

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>>69519965
Nerissa described herself as a hopeless romantic. She knows that marriage is more than merely a legal bond between individuals, it is a holy covenant where two become one.

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances Nerissa goes the Kiara route? Becoming a cat woman?

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit..... i will never receive kisses like that from rissa...

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>>69520225
Weren't you dead or something.

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>>69519965
The 50% divorce rate is overinflated because people that divorce once are 70% more likely to get married and divorced again. Don't fall for the doomer bait

[Anonymous No.]

fuck off christschizo
lent ain't over yet

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

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>>69520261
Then what is the rate of divorce for first time marriages???

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>>69520260
It's lent

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>>69520260
That's a different anon

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>Almost 600k
what would you ask momrissa?

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>>69520509
For her daughter's hand in marriage

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>>69520509
Nice try, I'm not letting you steal my question to be picked

[Anonymous No.]

mammarissa 1view fears…

[Anonymous No.]

NERISSA IS MAKING FUN OF 1VIEWS

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MOM IS A NUMBERFAG

[Anonymous No.]

She's really haughty about that but she was stuck in the 2view mindset for her early days too

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>>69520261
Its the same thing for having kids, you make life suck less to live, you get more kids, you get more couples, period.

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yeah im going to come

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I've never seen someone say mean shit in her chat tho....

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>>69520387
I think like 25%

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>>69520655
It has happened.

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>>69520655
It's literally all in her head. This is one of her worst traits.

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>>69520655
I see it sometimes, I'm sure Nerissa sees it more since she's the type to focus on the negative

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>>69520655
Rissa really fixates on negative comments. She's gotten one guy'd a few times before

[Anonymous No.]

Add that to the trauma list, wanting to be the favorite.

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>>69520679
The problem is total marriage rate has declined. To your point though, if you actually manage to find some woman who wants to marry you, the odds are actually in your favor.

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>>69520779
It's been added a hundred times already

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>>69520779
Everyone who has siblings has this trauma. Parents never want to admit it but it's always obvious who their favorite child is

[Anonymous No.]

It's absolutely happening today

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520847
My mom just admitted it and it was much easier on everyone else. Otherwise you have to go through all these blatantly transparent lies.

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>>69520847
I also don't think her parents even try to pretend Aradia wasn't the favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>GOOK
nerissa....

[Anonymous No.]

B-based...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520978
im dyin

[Anonymous No.]

>GOOK
She's talking about the type of man she wants to marry and have kids with.

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>>69520978
Mane-chan...tell her please...

[Anonymous No.]

Wawa, I know you're /here/ so listen to me very carefully. You need to go into your brother's room at night while he's sleeping and jerk him off to steal his sperm. You need to use it to artificially inseminate Nerissa, and fast. You're our only hope.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on dude your schedule freed up, just keep streaming until you hit it

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521186
Wawa, don't be afraid to use your mouth either.

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>>69521171
>i got a DM
she tried, and if she removes it soon then mane-chan did tell her

[Anonymous No.]

>>69520978
Glad yall saw it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521186
She doesn't deserve it after saying she only just subscribed Jailbird.

I'll have to step up of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara making her 600k stream for her because Nerissa's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

YELLOW OSTRICH STREAMER ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I finally have the answer to what this was, it's FugiTech

[Anonymous No.]

Based Kiara telling her to stream longer

[Anonymous No.]

This is why she should have done a 600k endurance, she doesn't get that it's fun for the audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521428
I can't believe it is true indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

TAKE NOTES AND LEARN RISSA
TAKE FUCKING NOTES YOU DUMB BIRD

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521471
Kiara knows the true jailbird frustration

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really like Kiara all that much, but thank god she's telling Rissa about the importance of milestones. Based chicken

[Anonymous No.]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please listen to Kiara for this. Nerissa please. Just start a random karaoke and tweet it AGHHGHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521186
She's literally here

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>>69521507
She was a jailbird all along.

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>>69521542
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara's voice isn't as annoying on discord, how is that

[Anonymous No.]

Please, get her pregnant. She is jealous of Malpha, this can't go on.

It was NOT a joke idea.

[Anonymous No.]

What in the actual FUCK is going on

[Anonymous No.]

Keep going!

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521655
She's talking more normal-ish, not using her "streamer" voice

[Anonymous No.]

Since when did Kiara become a creative genius, wtf I love her concept ideas now

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara, I beg of you, please stop

[Anonymous No.]

I was planning on going Internal medicine but I guess I'll be a gynaecologist now...

[Anonymous No.]

That Child? Is going to be me.

[Anonymous No.]

>I was at your house
it took Kiara a second to understand

[Anonymous No.]

Hello jailbirds, ruffian here. I see our oshis are going through something right now.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>69521542
You say this, and yet listen to her now, that chicken is nuts. Plus milestones are great but Kiara is overly concerned with numbers, and Rissa not enough. We need a middle ground.

[Anonymous No.]

This is so crazy yet could work.

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>>69521865
Ron Paul was an OB-GYN that's how he got elected the first time he delivered lots of kids

[Anonymous No.]

>Spread her legs
>Rub lube on her
The chimken wants to breed her as much as we do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521892

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521892
What is going on wuffians? Did mating season just drop? Clearly Rissa is affected too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521892
They are on that age.

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>>69521911
I regret my praise. Just stick with the numbers

[Anonymous No.]

Your voice lessons were cancelled by fate for this exact moment Rissa, don't let it go to waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521892
Fun fact: when women become close their menstrual cycles tend to sync up. Rissa and the dogs are probably in the ovulation phase together right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>69521960
Wawa is based

[Anonymous No.]

She could do a quick shorts karaoke and raid into it and get 600k in like 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522060
Shiori literally confirmed this on stream by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522060
The Advent collabs paid off

[Anonymous No.]

Nerissa you're too good for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522130
I don't believe you, what stream was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522060
Shiori already said Advent is synced.

[Anonymous No.]

>our sub count

[Anonymous No.]

MY OSHI ARADIA

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522184
https://youtu.be/srYhYNoAF-g?t=370

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER ARADIA
EXIT ARADIA

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522060
I buy it. It's no coincidence FuwaMoco and Nerissa suddenly start talking about topics like children, childbirth, and marriage on stream around the same time period.

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>>69522270
She even took my boy Little man....

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I will say this, I may not really like Kiara, but I do appreciate the gusto. She is the most likely to give us Rissa making a HoloMusical, so if its a cursed pregnancy stream, I'll take it. It will be the greatest HoloComedy ever. Her puppets stream was decent.

[Anonymous No.]

Making fresh thread.

[Anonymous No.]

No Rissa don't say that, they'll unsubscribe for the luls

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522348
It's perfect timing. The holiday cancelled her plans and freed up her schedule, Wawa had to give her # tips now she can pull it off very soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522421
It's here.

>>69522478
>>69522478
>>69522478

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>>69522320
This pic always makes me horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>69522421
>>69522579
thanks chef