She IS Japanese

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Deal with it jealous weeaboos

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YWNBJ

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has anyone ever noticed that you can tell if a model is used by a japanese person or not? I wonder why is that

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huh.
everything was in moon rune so i never even clicked on her.

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i'm seething with jealousy about this

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Fuck you, I am Japanese in my heart

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honorary japanese women are fucking sex

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Don't care, would still drink her spit. Also
>Not even JP
>Mogs other JP talents

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>>69476871
>honorary
She is full blooded Japanese

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I want her to step on me while she sings

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>>69477215
Having several Japanese talent executives cum inside her does not make her blood Japanese

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>>69473038
did she marry a japanese person?
congrats!

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>>69477454
>Several Japanese talent agents yeah
Yeah me in seven different disguises

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>>69477454
All me

>>69477505
Even better, she transformed into a Japanese woman and now is just simply Japanese.

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i dont even know her

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Imagine the taste of her sweat after a showtime

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>>69477659
former idol like chickn and the dogs

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>>69477809
I don't need to imagine, I'm with her right now

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You think she shaves?

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>>69473038
who

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>>69478101
Gotta fit in the bunny suit somehow

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>>69478101
I'd go feral if she didn't

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>>69478101
Japanese expect white women to shave

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>>69478101
Absolutely not, and it do stank

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I'ma groom her so I can become a Japanese citizen

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Clara my beloved Japanese wife

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>>69473038
>phase JP
>most successful talent isn't JP

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>>69474258

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>>69478969
If she’s American then I can prank her like an American right?

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why would someone want to join the jp branch of an, up to this point, english company? is it the novelty of being a jp vtuber that can speak english or is she just a turbo weeb?

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>>69473038
>Hag
>Most beautiful voice on god's green earth
>based
>filters faggots by using moon runes, even though she speaks english 90% of the time
God I love her

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>>69474258
kek

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>>69479448
Sakana wanted an idol group, this is how he got it. Also she serves to bridge the gap between EN and JP, iirc they do communicate off stream fairly often, but TL issues make it difficult to Collab live, having someone who speaks English and Japanese fluently makes that much easier. Also she does have a great singing voice, and she sounds cute. In conclusion I WOULD drink her spit.

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>>69479448
Rrat is visa sponsorship, she couldn't afford to wait and fishman offered her an easy out

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>>69479448
Also, as I understand it, Phase has basically no reputation or recognition in JP, people know about Pippa, but they don't really know about Phase as a whole. Its why fishman spent the big bucks on advertising

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>>69479448
Because she's Japanese, duh.

>>69479749
Lies, she doesn't need a visa because she's a natural born Japanese citizen

>>69479513
>filters faggots by using moon runes
based, someone who can't appreciate an older Japanese woman has no right to bask in her glory

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>>69479700
Is it ok if the spit is tofu flavored

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>>69479700
>>69479749
>>69479850
she does sound cute. good for them then.

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Yesterday during the superchat reading portion, she mentioned she got very good news. Does anyone know what she was talking about?

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>>69480530
oh yeah she's getting married with me tomorrow

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>>69480530
It was after talking about her having 3D, and she also mentioned on her indie that summer is going to be a good one. My guess? She got confirmation she's getting a sololive or a 3D showtime, or something similar. If I had to guess? Probably during OffKai.

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>>69480879
That would be pretty awesome

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>>69473038
I love her.

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>>69480879
>offkai concert
I am so going to be there and be her otaku-kun.

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I would like to pretend like I’m going to kiss Clara and then pull her pants down in front of her friends

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>>69481625
She'd probably like that

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>>69473038
>see her SEX model before debut
>JP girl, can't go wrong with that
>ends up actually being a westerner living in Japan
>oh no
>watch debut
>humor is clearly western style
>likes stuff that has always been more popular here
>didn't even have a pixiv account
>naturally hangs out more with the EN girls than her own group
My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined

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>>69477215
Did she grow up in Japan? If she is westernized she is not Japanese.

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>>69482733
>westerner living in Japan
>Japanese living in Japan
FTFY

She has a pixiv tag.
#歌美鳴クララ
#kaminarikurara

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>>69479700
Honestly Sakana should just make the girls do their JP reps. The Japanese connection is too much, just learn some basic Japanese at least.

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>>69482733
From the JP girls, I really like Yuu

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>>69483096
I like (Yuu) too

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>>69483096
Can’t believe she’s the tallest

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>>69483043
He could barely make Pippa go to the dentist, or Lia go to take her meds, he isnt going to get them to learn another language

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They should really nepohire more Star Ring girls, there was lots of untapped potential there. They knew how to pick talent, but weren't lucky enough to get an audience.

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(Yuu) cute!

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>>69483342
If they can get more Yuus, than I am all in

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>>69477454
Huh? I'm not a japanese executive

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I love Clara so much it's unbearable, no vtuber has ever done me in like this.

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>>69483342
Miran for JP Invaders. An absolutely exceptional musical talent who is just doing her own thing as an indie right now.

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>Sakana comes into the stream happy that he finally got his idol
>She immediately sings Chop Suey by System of a Down
COFFEE INTO YOUR HANDS I COMMEND MY SPIRIT

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>>69474258
Remember when Selen and Pomu traded models, and suddenly Selen's eyes were HUGE! That was funny

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>mfw clara thread

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>>69490027
Didn't she go on break because of her voice? Girl has been grinding nonstop.

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>Phase thread
DOES ANYBODY WANT PHASE COFFEE???

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So when is Clara opening her memberships? She's the first vtuber ever where I feel like supporting her directly, because I can make a difference (unlike most holos) and she deserves it (unlike most indies).

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>>69490616
It usually happens a few weeks after monetization. I'll probably still use streamlabs for donations though.

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>>69490377
kek this is so good, she has a knack for emoting with her model.

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Here's your daily dose

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I will work hard and become Japanese just like Clara

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>>69491056
I believe in you anon, all it takes is willpower for you to be genetically Japanese.

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>>69482907
SHE IS JAPANESE OK
...rude!

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>>69473038
Clara put on a fucking clinic last night... felt the alanis morisette was especially satisfying, but she dominated the whole set
https://youtu.be/Y6sWiUzEOo0?t=782

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>>69491580
She's a pro with tons of experience, for sure. Big W for Phase.

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>>69491580
>See link to clara showtime VOD
>try not to click because I have stuff to do
>fail
Damn it's the fifth time, I just can't resist. Time to watch it again.

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>>69491580
I am always hesitant when women sing songs originally sung by men, but Clara is one who consistently succeeds at it.

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>>69473038
I miss her comfy 2view streams but I'm glad she's getting the recognition she deserves. Go, go thunder girl!

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Clara in the catalog!

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>>69492342
I'm kinda hoping she does membership streams so we feel that vibe again... But I'm just glad I supported her back then. Felt amazing to see her sing to a concert hall's worth of people after having been in so many karaokes when she sang to a couple dozen people.

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Is she you know? Sounds very familiar, is that who I think it is?

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I want Clara to piss in my mouth and it seems like she'd secretly be willing to, iibohpowyn (if I'm being one hundred percent honest with you niggas)

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>>69491056
TURNING JAPANESE, I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE, I REALLY THINK SO

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>>69492610
If you have any doubts just listen to her sing Ave Maria in her first showtime, it's basically identical except she honed her art even more. I thought it was obvious from the moment she spoke desu

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>>69492576
>>69492342
beryl gang... will she grace us with a lick emoji to help keep things authentic?

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>>69492791
She has a really recognizable voice, I didn't watch a lot of her PL, but when I heard this >>69491580, it immediately clicked, that's cool, hope she succeeds as JP, because it seems like she wants it that way.

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>>69492878
when do chuubas unlock emojis anyway? Does that come with memberships?

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>>69493105
Yeah, it's linked to the number of members the channel has.

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>>69492343
She's weak to praise it seems

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anyone remember that one meowmeowmeowmeowmeow song beryl did one time? cutest thing I have ever heard in my life... she should bring it back

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>>69494535
It was a Chinese meme song IIRC. Learn to Meow.

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>>69492931
>because it seems like she wants it that way.
I kind of understand her logic too. Visa shit aside, holoEN has been relegated to a side branch and her talents, while probably explosively recognized, wouldn't be a priority for Cover. Meanwhile, Sakana recognizes a jewel and won't let it go to waste if the OffKai rrat is true.

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>>69496181
ohhhhh! lol the rollercoaster that just took me on.
>found EDM version
not nearly as cute as beryl
>found original version
cute, but still not nearly as cute as beryl
>found this with the EN lyric translation https://youtu.be/2VLY1BawqXw?feature=shared
alright what the fuck those lyrics are adorable

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>>69496897
Hell yeah, that's why she liked it. She'll probably sing it again too if you remind her.

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>>69474032
>YWNBJ
DEBUNKED!

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>>69494535
>>69496181
>>69496897
>>69497036
gotchu homedog
https://youtu.be/zkEdld1DwKU&t=9611

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>>69490132
Oh fuck you're right, it's how the tracking detects how round their eyes are kek

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>>69497896
I had tried finding it before and I'd already accepted i'd never get the chance to relive that listen. thank you!!!! know what, youre pretty cool anon

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Clara... accept my marriage proposal in your marshmallows... before it's too late...

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>>69493846
You have no idea just how powerful Clara is. In her orisong she states she can achieve 1 BILLION volts of potential. Do you have any idea just how much that is? Lightning strikes can occur with as little as a few tens of thousands of volts, and up to hundreds of thousands. She has control over TEN THOUSAND TIMES more potential! According to the Meek Criteria for the breakdown voltage of air, at standard conditions for temperature and pressure, you can create an electric arc in air with 3.4 megavolts. That means Clara can create an arc of lightning at about 300 meters! And that's in relatively dry air, if the humidity is increased, the arc distance can go up by a lot, enough to make an arc from over a kilometer for sure!
With 1 BILLION volts, even if you were wearing a full body gimp suit made of 2 centimeter thick electrically insulating rubber, she'd be able to grab your shoulder and effortlessly electrocute you through the rubber as if you were wearing nothing!
Clara's potential is so high that to be able to manipulate those voltages, her electrical organs have to be made of DIAMOND, because that's the only material with enough dielectric strength to have a chance at containing them. Literal DIAMOND.
Do you know how many electrical eels you'd need to generate as much voltage as one Clara? One eel can generate up to 860 volts, so one Clara is equivalent to 1 163 000 adult electric eels. With large eels of around 20 kilograms with around the density of water, that's 23 million liters of eels. An olympic swimming pool has a capacity of about 2.5 million liters, so that means to create as many volts as a SINGLE CLARA, you need about 10 Olympic swimming pools filled to the brim with electric eels.
If the current generated by Clara scales similarly, since an electric eel creates a shock of 0.2 amperes, this means Clara can muster 4.6 mega-amps! With this much current, Clara only needs to shock you for a nanosecond and you will explode with as much energy as a kilogram of TNT!
This is the true power of Clara Kaminari.

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>>69473038
>Kaminari may Cry

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>>69478969
Many such cases.

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>>69503694
Anon, almost all of her streams were in Japanese. And she wasn't even the most successful one in either views of superchats.